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- Michael Che loves to mess with his cop brother at Thanksgiving dinner and he is confused why Black Lives Matters is a controversial statement.
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"I don't know if you have seen the news in the past 400 years" 😭😭😭😭😭
Xitsundzuxo Himina genius
@peter kreisler 😭😭😭😭 the truth is that people prefer to live in denial than facing the truth head-on 😒😒😒😒
How to fucking pronounce your name?
@@ranjanbiswas3233 She-tsun-dzu-sho 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope that helps
@peter kreisler Are we really going to have this conversation? 😒😒😒😒 Because I am South African, and I can only speak from that perspective. 😏😏😏😏 And I don't want to get into that talk right now 😁😁😁😁
Anyway, no one care that he is getting paid to say that. A Brother is gonna eat and if he can state some facts while at it, good for him 😎😎😎😎
"I'm reaching for the potatos" lol
Im betting his brother finds it pretty damn funny, too.
You need to reach for the E
Miles Law 🤣😭
@@najlasmith8933 joe BAHAMA MAMA is reaching for my potatoes
Judging by your icon, you'll be happy to know that you have 666 likes
This isn’t just comedy, it’s a public service announcement.
And i love it. Its gold.
@peter kreisler bootlicker?
@@ej6731 he is an asshole, Racist. He is part of them.
Jeffrey Cross factz
Jeffrey Cross it’s not comedy yes.
Black lives exist
someone out there: Everyone is entitled to their opinion
Karen and Kev: ALL lives exist, actually
@s b Because over 2000 innocent people died *AT ONCE* and sparked a war. You ever heard of Pearl Harbor? "December 7th, 1941 a date which will live in infamy" You starting to see the pattern here?
@@ricksanchez1079 ahh that they happened because the US is involved right? That a lot of white folks died during these specific events. Got it.
@@jeus_saaa Overall, 2,605 U.S. citizens, including 2,135 civilians, died in the attacks, while an additional 372 non-U.S. citizens (excluding the 19 perpetrators) also perished, which represented about 12% of the total.[3] More than 90 countries lost citizens in the attacks,[9] including the United Kingdom (67 deaths), the Dominican Republic (47 deaths), and India (41 deaths).
90 countries, white folks? Read a book.
@I leave comments but never read replies. You think I was talking to you pumpkin? That's adorable. Please keep self identifying on the internet. " that got killed when we to get retribution." (Before you edit lol.) Stats? you can't even handle grammar.
"All Buildings Matter"
I need that shirt
bet it's out there :) Make it!
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@@joec9293 that's pretty nice
@@joec9293 never pulled out a debit card so fast in my life
Yo that's incredible! I visited New York a couple of years ago, even went to the museum. It's treated as such a terrible tragedy which, well it is, but coming from Israel where Hamas blows shit up in the south whenever they please it's not such a big deal. Proportions you know?
"Nah son, I disagree." 😭🤣
I hate the fact that this segment will never be outdated. :(
It's like watching Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. Even though it finished years ago, all the topics are still relevant today.
Damn smh
We need to make change. This is heartbreaking.
Batman Jeph where can I watch this?
Humanity will get there one day. We’ll all be dead and gone by then but at least our descendants will get to experience it.
"Why do black people always have to get over shit so quickly?" I felt that too!
here in reality it's kind of the other way around. Wh1te people get killed and nobody cares, no marches, no protests. We don't matter. Blaque lives matter, everyone else's do not.
@@Illumirage that's rough, buddy.
@@Illumirage Really !?
That is some actual bullshit if I've ever heard it. Ya'll need to touch grass, imperatively.
Black people forgive too quickly
😂😂😂Them police jokes though
"I'm reaching for the potato"😂
My little brother is also a cop and I say shit like this CONSTANTLY around him. He doesn't find any of it funny, but Che is right, it's hysterical.
Very underrated special.
Facts
Dick Fitswell Uhm .. dude is just trying to say he rather not have racism and just get along.
If that really motivated you to type that shit, damn dude. You probably have a hard life.
@@dickfitswell3437 This one comedian is keeping racism alive.. gotcha lol
@@dickfitswell3437 wow. Your argument suffers from being wrong a lot. It's also incredibly off-base.
@@dickfitswell3437 I mean hey if you broke those numbers down into percentages based on number of blacks and whites in the country, you would realize blacks are killed at a significantly higher rate. But hey, you can stick to that weak argument if you like.
Can we all agree that this is by far the best bit on BLM ever? Hilarious and on point!
have u seen dave chapelles new special though
@@anonanon973 I did. It was really raw and intense. I wouldn't consider that even a bit. It felt like a one on one conversation. Too soon to joke like this bit. But still great delivery.
It really is, and so simply put. You can explain to some obstinate jerk what it really means until you’re blue in the face. It’s not exclusionary at all, and that saying “all lives matter” is ignorant and dismissive. That’ll get you nowhere. Besides, I’m quite convinced that people who say that got - and comprehended - that memo long ago; they simply won’t admit they were wrong, and mostly say it simply to troll and get a rise out of people, because they’re assholes. And all Michael Che had to say was: “just matters 🤷🏾”
Does not mention BLM but the theme is very relatable.
The elephant in the room - Patrice O'Neal
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Tell your wife you love everyone, you love all gods creatures. That's like BLM? Well I mean in that scenario aren't you saying she is extra special and a higher priority then others? Doesn't he even acknowledge that? Where does that comparison come from? Races of people should be treated equally not with a higher priority like our wives. I mean you are right you wouldn't tell your wife that and you should treat races of people different then your wife. All lives matter saying it differently would be like having 2 sons Aj and TJ and wearing a TJ matters shirt everywhere
this stand up was 4 years ago, just clearing things up...
(we still in the same shit)
Marianna Falci: 4 yrs. ago isn’t that long when we’ve been fighting for equality and justice almost a century and even prior.
Daymn
Seriously? This 4 years old? Damn!!!
BLM movement didn’t exist 4yrs ago did it 🤔
@@MADMANB68 it started in 2014.
I love intellectual comedy...that’s Dave Chapelle esq
Keiwinn Mitchell ... Che is no where near as funny as Chapelle,. And never will be!
Natasha Savage Well one...that’s a matter of opinion. Second, I never said he was. I said Dave Chapelle esq...meaning similar style/topics. Intellectual humor.
Keiwinn Mitchell ....The only similarities between him and Chapelle are that they are black!
Other than that,.. nothing! nada! Not even close!
Natasha Savage ...that’s a lot of emotion. Comedy is subjective my dear. Feel free to give it a thumbs down and keep it moving. Meanwhile others are continuing to agree with me!
Keiwinn Mitchell .... Well you must be racist just like CHE is! Is that why you like him so much? Your dislike for white people?
He looks so young here. It’s sad that comedians have better arguments than politicians do these days. I’d love a t shirt that says all buildings matter but then I’d get shot.
It makes sense if you think about it. To be a comedian you have to have life experience. You have to have already done a bunch of shit and be witty enough to present it in a way that is both funny and makes people think. No one ever got a Netflix special because their father was on SNL. You don't get spots at the Comedy Store just because you went to the right school and no one can dig up any dirt on you, you have to actually be good. To be a politician you just have lived boring, pampered life and have a lot of money.
@@user-ec2kd8sz3t Holy shit the way you broke it down actually reframed nepotism for me. Like I knew it was bad, but I never thought about how that shit doesn't work in some other professions
They always did that. Tv and internet are just newer inventions
Josh R this reply should have 100k likes
This persons comment aged horribly
I always read it as "black lives matter too". That's immediately how I took it. I wish more people saw it that way.
The statement is supposed to be a reminder, that’s how you should take it...
I always thought they would've gotten more support if they called it that
@@wredmatic but why should they need to put "too"? The statement is already a true fact that shouldn't be offensive to anyone.
@@cassteaelle7460 "black lives matter too" implies that other ethnic groups are treated as though their lives matter, but black lives aren't, and what the group wants is simply to be treated like everyone else. The phrase emphasizes inequality. Another way to look at it is "black lives matter too" is a comparative statement, while "black lives matter" is an absolute/standalone statement. Absolute statements can be (mis)interpreted in more ways, and are thus more susceptible to criticism. For starters, I guarantee no one would've responded with "all lives matter too." And btw I didn't say they "needed" to do anything, only that they would've gotten more support.
@@wredmatic I get what you're saying. I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with the statement as it is, and if people are offended by it, then there's probably something off. And I say that as someone who used to say "all lives matter" myself. And I now see that it was stupid of me and ridiculous to need to clarify anything when the statement black lives matter is completely fine as it is.
The joke is still relevant now, unfortunately.
i mean this was just few months ago.....sadly words of Malcolm X and MLK Jr are still relavant
Special came out like a few months ago
@@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1 This special came out in 2016
Michael Che is so polished as a stand up. There are no wasted words or utterances. And you know he's going to get better. Massive talent.
Today, in America, it is 06/02/2020. Nothing has changed.
You'd think this was uploaded yesterday
Bo Hunter Sir, you know nothing about my life or who I am. To say to me to stop being a perpetual ‘anything’ implies a familiarity which you do not have. Troll somewhere else. Have a nice day.
i mean this was just few months ago.....sadly words of Malcolm X and MLK Jr are still relavant
@Bo Hunter maybe stop being a dick
@Bo Hunter try being black for a while and then you can criticize. Enjoy your privilege.
This has aged like a fine wine.
He crushed it, the truth is always funnier!!
Facts because it makes you think to yourself wtf is going in the world. Reality is the weirdest shit ever.
The real truth, always hurts, and you people are far, far away from it.
@DIYdunder 😂😂😂😂 you said "real truth"
"I don't know if you've seen the news over the last 400 years." LOL 😆
"I love everybody" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Genius
It's so refreshing to find out that someone who wrote for a comedy show is actually funny. That's not always the case.
Hmmm... It's the other way around. Most people who write for comedy shows are hilarious, even if they don't have the persona for standup. John Mulaney, Larry David, Conan O'Brien, Jerry Seinfeld, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Ricky Gervais, Mel Brooks, Hannibal Burress, Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino, Chris Rock, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Simon Pegg. Louis C.K. (asshole, but funny), etc.
Totally agree
@@eme.261 Ricky gervais special was hilarious,and he ain't an asshole,my buoy
@@BhoopeshBhola01 -- Who claimed Ricky Gervais is an asshole? I certainly didn't, so not sure what you're on about in your comment.
Historically SNL has had some of VERY funny and talented people, but we don't get to see their true potential until they step outside of SNL.
Michael Che you are brilliant! That is some seriously fresh material. So smart.
Ann E sarcasm
Hi. I'm from 3 months in the future. This needs to blow up.
We've almost caught up to you boss 😅
All Buildings matter - vicious but accurate)
Che is brilliant. Such a great writer. The arc of his bits is so dynamic in such a few amount of words before he delivers the punchline. Aspiring standups would do well to study his work.
I was one to say "Well, all lives matter!" and then I read something, that made great sense to me. If I say "I'm hungry." and someone walks up to me and says "Well, everybody gets hungry!" I'd still be hungry and quite annoyed. So by now I don't talk back at the BLM statement. It seemed very "self-centered" at first, but I guess it's good that way.
@@greeneyedbandit5629 He's saying, when someone says "All Lives Matter", it is comparable to someone saying "well everybody gets hungry!", to you when you're starving to death. It doesn't help and is ignoring the problem.
Exactly right. If people don't proclaim a problem they have then who is going to fight for them? It requires a statement centered on self.
Well said!
@@jayvang7490 ik he sounded drunk or high or something thanks for clearing it up.. no disrespect all comments matter y'all 😬😬
The people who respond "all lives matter" haven't got the point. "Black lives matter" needs to be said because society acts as if Black lives don't matter.
I showed my white woman this and for weeks I'd see her giggle to herself and mumble "...matters..." brings tears to my eyes she can fully understand the hypocrisy in the racism.
I love Che. I have an old lady crush on him. I love when he cracks himself up and does that little laugh.
Scrolling through the comments and just wanted to say this made me smile, Debbie!
Early 40s isn't exactly old.. You're only old to little kids and teens
HEY,,,im 65 and im crushing hard on che,I love the way he laughs at his own jokes...im a Debby too!
@@AnimeIntrospective that’s a lovely compliment Terry, I’m 64.
280 people weren’t invited to the barbecue.
Now 316. Sadly increased since your post.
Wait, whats the horrible context I'm missing here?
unsmartnerd that’s the number of people who disliked the video
@@salmaal-midani576 well... i feel like a bit of an idiot. Guess i should stay out of the comments at 2AM
Che's brilliant ! Here before Amy Schumer & Carlos Mencia rips off his jokes.
Saint Martins Joe Rogan approves this message!
Did they rip off his jokes?
Lmao, and Carlos mencia isn't even his real name it's a stage name that he created. It may be legal for him now, idk
Well Carlos Mencia is irrelevant
@Derek Gleeson And yet... here you are..
"We gave you February"
Meanwhile, Feb is the shortest month out of the year 😒
This is one of the best jokes ever written
This is an amazing 4 minutes of stand-up. Not appreciated enough. 4 months later and it''s stuck in my head and I'm coming back to it.
Absolutely! Che’s writing is so brilliant and his setup is done with such economy of words, so when he caps a bit, it hits hard. I feel the same way you do. You can listen to his stuff months later and it still sounds fresh.
"Baby...I love everybody. I love all God's creatures." LMAO
"All buildings matter"
Preach sir, PREACH
Guy is pointing out the obvious and making so much sense.
"Turn the fucking hose off."
🤣🤣 that is depressingly hilarious
This is the type of comedy I would pay to see. It’s just authentic and clean.
The funniest depressing shit I've seen in a while
Talking to racists is like describing the
world to a blind man. Good luck, that’s too much work for me!
talking to brainwashed BLM sheep feels exactly the same
@@krisdang disagreeing with black lives matter just isn't a good look pal, idc it's just not..because if that's the case then we should have just stayed separated
Disagreeing with the BLM movement is just common sense. The movement lost any credibility as a civil rights movement the second it condoned violence. Also, it was doomed to fail from the jump. Not because black lives don't matter, they do. But because when you specifically say black lives it implies an exclusivity that black lives are the only ones that matter. Not sure how that truth still eludes people....
@@mattmiszewski9577 that's no way at all is how you can interpret blm being exclusivly for blacks, your just a moran, its the simplest self explaintory thing, and you people still fuck it up.
@@monstramonstrocity2233 so you're part of the problem. Got it chief.
Can we say black lives exist? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Hmmmmmm well ALLL Lives exist, soooooo
Nah son I disagree. I don't believe in black ppl
@@kurlykayla9013 can we say it though?🙈🙈🙈🙈
@@XitsundzuxoHimina I mean you got people bullshitting with "I don't see color" so...maybe we do have to say it sometimes
@@XDXDXDXDXDXDXD I hear you 🤝🏽🤝🏽🤝🏽🤝🏽
The tragedy of this clip is that this routine could be ten years ago, four years ago, right now, or even ten years in the future, and Che wouldn't have to change a single word.
"I'm reaching for the potatoes!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The “turn the hose off”, “I love everybody”, and “all buildings matter” almost took me out 😂😂
“be civil turn the fcking hose off”😂
Matters.
Jamuna Dagaonkar just matters....😂😂😂😂😂
Family Matters
Damn now i have to do some rethinking about my "All lives matters" stand.....
Thank you for educating me in funny way 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣
😘
wife : do you love me?
me : baby, what u talking about ; i love everybody.🤣🤣
Che is so damn funny. I wish he had more standup stuff. He always kills it on weekend update, but I like him as a standup so much more.
It's so crazy how this is popular now & this dropped a few years ago. Lol. I've watched this stand up so many times. Guess this is timeless. Way to go Che!
This was such high bro comedy. He basically told the audience they are two faced and hipocrites. They smiled and took it as a compliment. That's humor.
Alin Ardelean Damn... you missed the point... you were to busy being white and trying to include yourself (as usual) in someone else’s pain..
@Alin Ardelean Good to know the black men and women wrongfully killed by police were just tourists and not American citizens too. THIS is the very thing that needs to change. People unaffected by something can't even focus on the point being made because they are blind to it.
@Alin Ardelean My god, I've never seen someone woooooshed so damn hard. 🤣
@Alin Ardelean you're missing the point entirely. He's making a commentary on how American culture generally only gives a shit about you if it's in relation to white people. Before Floyd how many times have you heard "few bad apples" and "not all cops are bad"? Before video? People didn't even believe this was happening to black people at all. You're either being intentionally obtuse or very naive. And when I said someone whooshed, I was referring to you because like it not, racism is very much a problem in America, today in 2020. We're still asking for things our parents and grandparents were fighting for. We are still not considered really a part of America. It's like we just happen to be here but don't actually matter as Che is saying. I suggest you go educate yourself on how deep this really goes. It's more than the police brutality. It's much more than that. As a black person, you're reality and rules for your life are not the same as it is for white people. Hell any person of color, ie someone not white, is likely to tell you the same about their lives. That's what he's talking about. Black people literally want to be on par in every facet of our lives as to white people. The reality is, we're not. Is it as bad as it was for our parents and grandparents, no we have made progress, but we aren't there yet.
@Alin Ardelean seriously, go back to school.
Michael Che spitting facts and making us laugh - I’m here for it 😎👏🏽
All buildings matter is one of the most intelligent jokes of all time. Absolutely perfect
I died when he said, "I don't know if you've seen the news in the past 400 years.." died...reaching out from the afterworld to write this comment
"9-11 never forget"
On point with that one!!
"Just matters" and i fall on the floor. Che is a genius
“All buildings matter” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO SIR SIR SIR, i’d wear that shit so fast
Put Chappelle and the spirit of Pryor in a dryer and you'll get Che!
2:48 - Perfect explanation!!
This angered the All Lives Matter battalion.
Nah It angers me cause they Mock 9/11
@GotAFedInAHeadLock I don’t support BLM
Cause they done more harm then good
And if black lives REALLY matter to them
They would try and stop the shootings in the hood
Yes I did support BLM in the beginning
But after seeing looting, Burning of this countries flag, Attacking of political opponents, Burning down small business, AND them Saying “White silence is White Violence” I stopped supporting them
Because I felt the movement was not heading on a good path
Yea it’s understandable to burn police stations
But Burning The Flag and Burning Small businesses and Looting
Is not justified nor will it ever be
That’s why I don’t support BLM anymore
@@masterclassbeatassclapyour7698 there have been non black people taking advantage of the chaos just like blacks have. Minus the white silence white violence line everything you stated could be accredited to other groups not just at this point but other points in American history.
Also, the flag is a symbol...its a piece of cloth. People want so much respect for it but dont want to understand the pain and the disrespect behind it. Under that same flag Black wall street was burned to the ground, Emmet Till was unjustly murdered, Latasha Harlins was killed over orange just and many more people didnt get justice. Yet under that same flag someone like Dylan roof could kill nine people in a church after a 2 hour sermon and live to eat burger king before being taken into police custody.
So when people keep mentioning the flag do yall ever keep these things in mind or do you just use it as a point of deflection just like people use all lives/white lives/blue lives (which dont fucking exist) as deflection to the issue of black lives not mattering historically in the country?
@@iamergoproxy3476 They never condemned burning small buisinesses
They justifed that and When I mention blm I mean everyone that is apart of it
Not just black people
Cause I’m confused are those small businesses the police? Is target the police? Cause I’ve seen many juveniles looting and burning small businesses
And not even protesting or going after the actual Police
@@masterclassbeatassclapyour7698 he didn't "mock" 9/11. he mocked people who think it's ok to criticize people because the civil rights movement took place decades ago, while simultaneously saying "never forget" for 9/11... as for BLM, I won't say that protesters and activists have always done the right thing, but the movement as a whole is still simply to make people agree that black lives do matter. as long as there are people who object to this with phrases like "all lives matter," BLM still has a reason to exist.
This set ascended/descended more than an elevator. Every American floor got a button 😂
EVERY WORD OUT HIS MOUTH WAS GOLD
We live in an alternate universe where comedians and their opinions matter more than the leaders we have...
It's because comedians can't hide in bunkers...
The last few years feel like an episode of black mirror
Every "joke" stuck the landing PERFECTLY 👌🏽
Perfectly said.
Love. Made my day. "Apparently, we've hit a rough patch..."
When he said all buildings matter I screamed lmfao 🤣
This piece is so good & true, it's relevant now more than ever, as time goes on. Thanks Che!
All buildings matter! So well put
he and pete davidson have a look in common. something about the cheeky smile and the way of looking around the room when that cheeky smile is on.
Luv micheal che x x x x you go
I like the way how he slightly changes his tone when he says the word "matters" and it starts to dawn on you how crazy ppl arguing agains't this are
Oh man, this guy’s awesome
"All buildings matter" is the most powerful way to get across the message that I've ever heard. That's brilliant and I do in fact want a t-shirt
“I’m reaching for the potatoes” 😂🤣🤣
All buildings matter 🤣🤣🤣🤣hilarious
He's underrated. I hope he's got another special coming out soon. ❤
He said lol thanks black lady
Spot on Michael!
Rather than finding this humorous, I found it enlightening. Reminds me of Dave Chappelle.
Inb4 someone says I can find it both humorous and enlightening, I just didn't this time. Michael Che has made me laugh many times though. This time he made me think.
Is that a finger that is also a worm
@@jauxro a worm head. My people come from elsewhere. The hole is actually the anus so I'm talking out my ass.
honestly for me (a Black man) standups like this hit so hard that laughing is secondary. I can see and feel the anger behind these jokes. Nothing he said is a joke.
So great. I love him.
All buildings matter is HILARIOUS. 🤣😅😆😂
"Can we just be civil... Turn the fucking hose off" 😂 I hate him for making me laugh at this🤣🤣🤣
This shit never gets old. How sad is that.
love this. The rhetorics and the logic mixed with the righteous emotions. Its so perfect
And the emotion is a result of the logic.
Amazing - well done 💯💯💯
Funny and truthful right out the box.... Michael Che, you’re on my lookout as best comedian...
Che always crack me up 😂
One of the best 5 minute bits in stand up history.
This is hands down one of my favorite comedic bits. Humour that's meaningful or thought provoking is like peak comedy for me
Normally, my critiques can be a bit long-winded, but for this comedy bit, I have only one word, PRICELESS! Thank you Mr. Che!
BIG FACTS🙏🏿
it's kinda crazy how this is getting recommend to me now
One of the greatest sets in standup I've ever heard!
Amen! He was so on point!
*Hands up: "I'm reaching for the potatoes" 😂
I always thought he was funny as hell when he was on SNL I’m glad to see him branching out he’s pretty good this was funny.
So glad I found this special! Big ups mr Che!
Thus is hilarious & very clever. This is the first of his work that I have seen. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽