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Angry Joe:
-I used to write scripts like this.
Alex:
-This movie was written by a stupid person.
Exactly thats why sometimes I think they are way to serious about the movies. Movies are made to enjoy not to critique oh wow that was not real.
Lolol
@@mzergcampos1684 Alex is the one who always does that, and I think joe and OJ are starting to be influenced by alex saddly
Mzerg Campos - I mean.. I like this channel - but the criticisms are barely criticisms - most of the time they miss the point of a film by a mile.
@@callmeleo9343 Alex is definitely a downer. đ
I just finished it. Ngl, when you first meet Charlie, I fully expected him to die in the first 5 minutes.
Yup, but I really liked it. I thought it was a fun movie.
Heâs the movieâs version of Samwell Tarly.
Yeo foreallll, I was like â well hereâs a fodder character if Iâve ever seen oneâ
Deadass, I thought they were gonna pull the "Racist Factor" in the end.
@@TheUnknownZ990 what the hell is the racsit factor
45 minutes in when I realized this wasn't a sequal to 'Edge of Tomorrow'
Sameđđ
@Dan-Almighty Edge of Tomorow is kind of similar but IMO much better.
Edge of Tomorrow has 7.9/10 on IMDB whereas The Tomorrow War has 6.9 out of 10.
& as an added bonus Tom Cruise may possibly be trying to use scientology to cleanse the audience of aliens throughout the movie
@Dan-Almighty Itâs a movie adopted from a Japanese manga, similar setting but 10 times better.
@Dan-Almighty please go watch edge of tomorrow and erase this horror show of a movie from memory. Itâs so much better.
@Dan-Almighty the tomorrow war is a b rated edge of tomorrow. Chris Pratt plays, starlord. Alot of the lines seem ad libbed and poorly scripted. The action scenes are ok. The plot is... Odd. The scientists were...very dumb.
I'd say the lack of reloading they did on their guns was interesting lol....
They've unlocked a cheat: Infinite Ammo
This is why people in Hollywood think guns are so scary because they shoot 2,000 bullets full auto without reload.
Infinite ammo
This cliche has existed for so long that comments like this are cliches in of themselves.
Too many people wouldâve been killed off by being vulnerable via reload in the first fig- in all the fights.
The scene where the funny dude was screaming Shit Shit Shit when shooting at the alien while going down the stairs was the most realistic part of the movie and damn hilarious
Me and my mom could not stop laughing at that scene, so funny!
it was cringe af
@@rodgod82 nah
@@rodgod82 It was fucken funny
@@rodgod82 No. It was great.
Unlike most movies these days this one had an ending.
The ending had some stupid parts. The best guy to ask about volcanoes was a high school student? Lol
I made sure to watch to the very end to see if there were any surprises.
@@blankname6629 Yeah, that was pretty funny.
@@blankname6629 only the end had some stupid parts? The whole fucking movie was stupid.
It did have an ending...Then they added another 30 minutes of garbage for no apparent reason.
The plot may have holes, but man this kinda pure fun escapism is how many movies should be.
Not all
Reported number 1 streaming movie in world
@@roycastanon5754 yeah that's how some should be
Like fast 9?
Fuck NO! You can do escapism and make a great movie with great script and great themes too! Starship Troopers and Edge of Tomorrow are excellent movies, this movie was trash food Michael Bay Transformers levels garbage.
Alex keeps looking at Joe like "I cannot wait for my own show"
Def feels like heâs tired and wants to tell joe to shut up
Does anyone even watch these for Joe's opinion, cause I literally only watch for Alex and other Joe
Big factsđđ€Ł
oooh Alex is soooooooooooooooo tired of Joe... it's hard to watch sometimes
@@monkeydjaime I think Alex has grown out of the whole "angry army" part of the show and only Joe is hanging on to the immaturity that he needs to move on from. Its not funny when a mid 30's guy gets that upset over things anymore.
the alien design was really freaking cool
They should do a movie where the creatures from Quiet Place battle these same creatures on some Alien world.
Yea, and they all animated very realistic
The reveal of the creature was fucking terrifying..
Horrifying, actually
@@peterbotond7759 yeah like holy shit it was very cool
I was like, âHOW, they just nuked the future, how is there still 30 minutes left?!â
It really felt like that scene was basically the end and the there was just gonna be a five minute montage of news broadcasts being like "we mass produced the toxin and are ready for the aliens" and maybe a couple shots of them finishing them off in the future and bam the end.
yeah but if they nuked the place then there would be no earth to live on
We found the ship. Letâs call in a team. No, letâs do it ourselves. We have c4, we can blow up the entire ship. Nah, letâs wake up all the aliens.
Now we know why Dan Forester canât get a lab job.
I actually really enjoyed the movie honestly. Could have done without the aspects that Chris Pratts kid matters more than the ENTIRE PLANET but overall pretty good. The only moment that made me go "what" is when they're (spoilers)
attempting to kill the aliens in the end before they thaw out.... by letting off a massive explosion that would obviously thaw them out. That scene was the epitome of putting something ice cold in an oven and expecting it to still be ice cold when you take it out after 5 minutes.
@@susannehama9705 to be fair, I personally would be terrified of several countries fighting for control of what are basically world ending biological weapons.
I enjoyed watching this movie and I'm glad that they've slapped in all the story in one movie so I don't have to deal with The Tomorrow War Part 2 or The Tomorrow War: Grandpa War or The Tomorrow War: Grandma mistakenly drafted into the war etc. I give this movie 10/10 :)
RIP grandma
@Dan's Corner HAHAHA
Except they already greenlit a sequel
Loool I could see a sequel a mile away after the movie ended they can just say that a couple monsters survived and thatâs that then they can say they evolved to resist the toxin
I loved it. The aliens when finally revealed, did not disappoint.
I thought they were gonna cop out and barely show the aliens but I was proven thoroughly wrong and happily so.
@@nicholasr5146 People always talk about bad CGI but lets also give them Credit when they not only get it right but knock it out the Park, Great work.
EXACTLY!! This wasnât a flawless movie but OMG I had so much fun watching it. I think the CGI was well done and fantastic.
Also I donât understand why people complain about movies being too long. When I was younger Iâve ALWAYS said if a movie is awesome I want it to be 3 hours long. Look at BVS, The Dark Knight, Zack Snyder Justice League. I love when a movie is very entertaining and itâs still going.
The animations!!! I was so surprised. They portrayed the alien race so well. Powerful, scary, mysterious. Was a fun film:)
Seemed like maybe 80% of the shooting was done with real blanks, and i really appreciated that. every time they shot into the camera it seemed legit.
Emmm, thatâs a good sailing point. Miss me some heat downtown shootout sceneâs echo.
If you shot directly into a camera with a real blank, it would still destroy the camera. Unless they were at a distance (I haven't seen the movie yet).
@@jessea4438 think they put plexiglass in front of the camera good ol john woo style or zoom in a bit so it doesnt blow it to hell : P
Just finished the movie, their blank reminds me of the movie den of thieves. Too bad it seems like they used post production audio instead of live audio
@@arrikhansen4669 yeah seems like when they are close to one another its also cg, but most of it seems like it might be legit. if it all turns out to be cg then the future of shoot em up action might be bright bc they looked fierce af a lot of the time.
I love the fact that the movie was long because it feels complete.
Thank you, I really enjoyed the third act, and more J.K. Simmons is NEVER a bad idea.
I think I had a stroke reading this comment
I agree. I don't really see thing that could have been cut out in the film. And everything had a reasonable payoff. It's nice to just have a complete and solid movie, instead of one that cuts itself in half and sequel baits.
This movie was very good. It has a lot of mistakes and wtfâs. But, I thoroughly enjoyed it!
But they didnât answer the question - was the main character still gonna die in 7 years or was his fate reversed because he decided to stay? And how did the military know exactly when people were gonna die?
Every time Alex talks for longer than 4 seconds, I think "Don't it, Joe. Don't fucking interrupt him."
When they shined the light on the aliens for the reveal i was like ok these things look straight out of a nightmare.
Also the one guy saying shit repeatedly while running down the Stairs was hilarious!
The Aliens in this need a sequel. Those things are a nightmare.
Just watch a quiet place
@@houdie1181 Yeah the Quiet Place Aliens are worser than the Whitespikes. The fact that you can't make a sound without being harassed by an extraterrestrial is just ridiculous and to be honest I would be dead.
@@YaBoyMirage Worser isn't a word
That's how we ended up with Ridley Scott's "Prometheus"...
@@zacharywilliams9708 Stfuđ you seriousđ€Łđ€
The only part I didnât like was when they were being so dramatic about not telling him how he was gonna die in the future, itâs already changed so itâs not gonna happen anymore
Yea the past will have a totally different future now that wouldnât effect the future timeline. They could kill his 9 year old daughtor and the older version of her would still be in that future
and it was such a basic way they could of told him and left the context out
Even if someone was going to die from cancer, it was like: "we cant tell you about how our going to die... now get on that portal and get killed by angry aliens"
I wouldn't say it's dramatic. It makes sense, telling them would possibly create a time paradox, which is also why they only send people who are already dead. For example, telling Pratt's character how he died probably would've prevented it messing up the future somehow or another. Which it exactly would have because then he wouldn't have gotten the toxin and have ran away with his family. And, tbh, they don't want their deaths to be prevented because it gives them an excuse to forcefully throw more people into the portal. It can also act as blackmail if they want to run away, because they won't know how/exactly when they die. There's probably some exceptions like the guy with cancer, those can't necessarily be avoided so no harm telling them at that point.
@@jase276 the fact they showed up changed the whole timeline anyway, considering the reason he dies, that's entirely diverted now.
The guy in the chef outfit had me rolling lmao. He going to war to cook with bullets.
My question was so they take what they give them si why not grenades, long swords, all the crazy shit they could just take still the future was done for so many mistakes in the script in my opinion
@@rodricksgeekshow9672 That was the entire point. They were sent to die. To buy time for them to find a way to make a better toxin. Its flat out stated when Charlie said they're only drafting 45+ year olds. Its implied that they're drafting people already dead before the war even starts. Pratts character for example dies like 12 years before the war or 7 years after the current day plotline.
@@rodricksgeekshow9672 Normally as was mentioned in the film, they were only giving recruits 1 week of basic training which obviously was joke. It indicated to me that at that point they felt it wasn't worth it to invest in any time and training into them to turn them into real soldiers. They just wanted to literally throw bodies at the enemy. Which I found hilarious and horrifying at the same time. Chris Pratt's group didn't even get the 1 week of training which was worse for them. They were all supposed to die. But by some miracle they did.
@@vise_atoxity8083
Actually, that was the goal of that current batch of 1000. As for the other batches of conscripts... Er... Good question.
@@olternaut If they just needed to throw bodies at the enemy they should have just sent a whole lot of cows instead đ€
"A good-enough popcorn" movie. The more you think about things though the less you'll probably enjoy yourself.
Very true, I didnât critique the movie while watching it. Just laid back, watched and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Then turn your brain off
@@vanillawafer1182 If you have to turn your brain off to enjoy a movie, then it is not a well written movie.
Chris Pratt and Yvonne delivered 110%! they said this movie was a silly action popcorn flick to get us away from all the political pushes made in movies recently, and it stuck true to that!
@@emblemedfate4270 Definitely true. It is a fun movie. Family friendly for the most part but for one f-bomb.
Yep def agree. The only thing that I would say is that Yvonne was way under-utilized. She needed way more screen time :(
uhh isnt the entire movie a huge message on Global Warning?
@@SlyMagma not if you don't care about global warming I saw it and I never once thought it was.
@@SlyMagma im not gonna lie, I watched the whole movie tonight and not once did I recognize anything about global warming, did I miss something? Either way, its clearly not shoved down your throat 24/7 like mostly every other movie has been doing since 2016, such as that bad new Ghostbusters movie, Star Wars sequels, and others.
IGN gave this move a 3/10 so I knew it was going to be decent lol
Ign is such garbage. Stick to walk throughs
@@Xojzk12 IGN and Rotten Tomatoes both have lost all credibility.
@@Lbdataz1469 but angry Joe has it? Lol
@@roof1975 What About Him?
No they got it right. This was hot garbage
I liked that the movie was long, it actually had a complete story where we get to see the conclusion instead of some cheap highlight reel like most movies.
Alex, "There is no time limit"
Yes there was, they explained this in their briefing to the jumpers before they got sent out. When the time bridge was created it linked the 2 timelines, 30 years apart. If you jumped through on day 1 you'd jump exactly 30 years. If you jumped the next day you'd end up in 30 years + 1 day.
Yes its experiemental tech they made work once and dont have resources to make work again, its so new that it causes the fall from the sky scene when the coordinates suffer an error.
But thatâs really stupid lol
The aliens in this look amazing. That opening alien scene was awesome
They look like Arachnids from Mass Effect.
@@MrMetonicus you mean the rachni?
@@enzzoostia4798 yes! Couldn't remember that for some reason
The creature design was on point. The first intro when they drop from the top of the building got me hooked in.
Yup, they tried to make sure that they did not give the xenomorph vibe, thus the white color and who isn't scared of tentacles.
I really liked this movie. I wouldâve liked to learn more about the crashed space ship and what their story was though.
I just assumed it was a reference to Aliens.
Yea, unless they make a sequel and go off the how the space ship got there and go back to the past of the aliens and stuff
Gave me alien vibes
The final fight was đđ
It felt like a Monster Hunter fight but with a cinematic feel
The setting would've been better off if the time travelers had gone back to the 1940s. Instead of starting WWll. Hitler decides to be a humanitarian and he ends up going into our current future and screws something up, while scheming up an evil plan using our current tech.
I know this is Hitler we're talking about, but it'd be pretty wild seeing Satan's #1 whore in a role never before seen. Hitler fighting off an alien invasion side by side with Russia & The United Kindomistan, and the U.S being the world's police, saves the day in the end, by sacrificing the black guy & the elderly boomer. đ€Ł
Yvonne Strahovski did a great job. Her acting was so good, from action to emotional scenes
I wanna see a parody where they just blew up the alien ship first instead of inserting the totally useless toxin and waking them all up
Well the future made it for the past so theyd be ready for when the spikes would attack. But they weren't expecting the ship to be there way before 2048. Still seems pretty realistic to me, I've prepared for something, but the unexpected would happen. But there are some plot holes still there. Movie isnt perfect, but it was still enjoyable.
@@Dahlia2B yeah entertaining yet infuriating lol
That was irritating, especially since there would have been a pretty good reason for them to try and preserve the ship, but it wasn't used. All that was needed was a couple of lines by the characters - they decide that it would be smarter to just blow the whole thing up, but then hesitate and figure that they should first at least take photos and samples and so on - because they do NOT know if this was the only ship, not for sure, or that there will never be another one. Then when they find out what is inside - even more reason to try and preserve the ship for study.
Because there are no guarantees that there will not be another one coming one day. Study the tech, reverse engineer the tech if possible, study the aliens more thoroughly so that if there will be another ship humans will have a better chance to fight the next invasion because they'd then know the enemy better.
But they try to kill the spikes, with the poison, right then and there anyway because they are not certain they could trust their governments, or anybody else, not to go Weyland-Yutani with them and preserve them for study. Some stupid decisions would be believable by a group of people suffering from bad cases of PTSD. I guess what they do in the end could be blamed on that anyway, but I really would have preferred some speculation about the possible continuing threat from the aliens.
@@pohjanakka4992 bro you're looking into it way too deep lol. Sometimes you just gotta shut your brain down and enjoy a good action/alien invasion movie. Maybe they were purposely not making a sequel. Idk maybe its just me, but it doesnt take much to entertain me.
@@Dahlia2B I did enjoy it, but that hole still did irritate me a bit, mostly just because, as said, it could have been fixed with a couple of lines of dialogue.
Watch Alex's face the entire time AJ is talking. The man has the patience of a saint.
After this he could go i to Interviewring politicians
You can also look at it like he's always bored or never happy
Joe is just super passionate about this stuff. Alex is just that type of dude, they donât hate each other, yâall just really read into things too much.
@@leightonrud66 he doesn't like most things
Alex is a hater:P
It has Chris Pratt, and Miranda from Mass Effect 2 in it. I'm sold.
Holy low standards Batman!
@@brando3342 So clever. (golf clap)
It has Miranda's bum in it?! Hello, Prime!
The voice actor for Miranda is in this movie?
@@ShrivledAlienLol Yes.
I absolutely loved the movie. Whoever designed the aliens did a great job.
A cheap Zerg ripoff.
Their introduction with the stairs was the best introduction to any threat of any film Iâve seen in my life
@@N0Bo1991 Zerg?
Bro, don't take this the wrong way, but you might be a bit of a dummy. A simpleton if you will.
Just think, IGN gave this a terrible review on purpose and totally bashed Chris Pratt for reasons they dont want to tell people.
Thank god, I gotta watch that next. I need it to be bashed more
"Old Man's War" is a great book, a bunch of 75 year olds recruited for Interstellar warfare well written by John Scalzi. He does need to have his stories on the big screen.
Totally agree! I told my partner that this had a very "Old Man's War" vibe...i'd really love to see that make it to the big screen
Each soldier was carrying with him. 1 million rounds!!
"soldier" they couldn't even get people uniforms, jesus....
@@Myst031 why waste time and resources on camo/uniforms and shit when the things can smell blood and have senses that negate camos benefits
No time limit? They Explained how the time travel works with 2 parallel "time rafts"
Lmfao
This is an 80's action movie with 90's cgi, cheesey dialog, and an actual ending. It's a good one off summer flick. 8/10!
I thought the cgi was better than most movies tbh
@@rpgfeatures793 the cgi was actually great
The cgi is definitely modern
The Writer Cleary tried to Remember Chekhov's Gun from Creative Writing,
He just YOLO'd everything else
Chris Pratt: " This script and movie are awesome! I'll do it!"
Alex: "This movie is stupid.. This was written by a stupid person."
Chris Pratt: "aw, man, come on!"
In all honesty, Chris Pratt's agent should have spotted the errors in the script and campaigned for a rewrite by an experienced writer.
@@deancain1841 what errors? It was a great movie!
@@deancain1841 What errors? Was all around good writing. The only flaw I found in it was when they blow up the ice to reveal the ship... which somehow doesn't thaw them out.
@@basketballbeast755 they went into the future knowing what their enemy was and brought ineffective weapons that caused them to get mostly wiped out. Why not being 40mm grenade launchers and LMGs chambered in 7.62/39? Seriously fucking stupid.
I was just waiting for a end credit scene, where the female monster's eggs somehow survived and started hatching.
yep, I can't believe they changed the future, that is a sin.
Or that they didn't blow all of the ship up. I mean it's a shit ton of C4 but say if the ship broke in two during the crash and it's..... Aaaagghhhh, I'll shut up
They should have sent someone back to kill Hitler while they were at it.
@@rayharvey1330 Hitler would still exist in the original timeline, it would just make a branch timeline.
@@jollygoodfellow3957 That branch timeline crap ruined End Game. Time Cop > Tomorrow War > Avengers End Game
The movie was fun AF and I missed that in movies.
What part was fun?
@@Myst031 the fight scenes and the climax
@@Myst031 also pretty much everything in my opinion
Agree, this movie was great. Fuck the critics
@@RaulRodriguez-dl8hd I agree, this is probably one of the best movie I have ever seen.
Idc what anyone thinks I really had a good ass time with this movie, great summer movie.
And that's why they'll continue making trash movies like this.
@@pogtuber5146 8.9/10 world wide and number one Streamed movie in history.
Yeah... The only trash is the audience who didn't like it ;)
@@VodKaSlam yes, the majority of the public is trash at determining what makes a good movie. Thanks for confirming.
@@pogtuber5146 you slow asf
Was expecting the 'Come and get your love' dance intro
It isnât there? Iâm already disappointed
Yeah, I saw "pratt" and immediately saw a cameo opportunity.. ofc not đ„ș
Movies these days arenât entertaining in the slightest, that said, Iâd give this movie a solid 10/10
I fucking loved it.
Yea they dont make movies like the 70s did best era of movies ever,in my opinion anyway.
Dammit, yall are getting me hype! Rotten tomatoes said it was trash wth. The critics, at least
@@hvyarms4496 critics try to find flaws and reasons to hate something. This movie is hated because Chris is an average white dude who doesn't care about politics. They HATE that in Hollywood. I literally saw a review where they said Chris Pratt is white and Christian and immediately decided to watch it. If they hate it it's good.
Or maybe yall just have seen so many movies that all movies become predictable but you can tell allot of the heart and soul is definitely lost in movies and shows today
Honestly I don't think people should watch action or sci-fi movies who always want things to be realistic and logical. Watching Sci-Fi and fantasy is directly correlated with the suspension of disbelief. I give this movie a 7.5 overall not because I thought it was "dumb". But just because that's about the number the movie deserves for its action, pacing and also giving a reasoning behind the aliens origin which unfortunately a lot of movies don't tell you such as the vastly overrated "a quiet place"
This movie was amazing. It is a fun alien invasion movie.
yes this was the best movie i have seen this year
Wow. Low standards. Holy shit
@@drkrkshubh66
You really need to start watching better movies. Lol
@@shaun374 ever heard of an opinion shaun? like they you know kinda differ from person to person. not everybody has to think like you.
I agree. Fun movie. Was laughing and enjoyed it the whole time
The thing that bothered me the most was that they kept sending soldiers to die equipping them with useless weapons. If i shoot 30-40 bullets in a single alien and i don't kill him well i'm fucking dead. Those rifles seem good against other humans,but against armored monster why not use heavier guns,like 50 cal or something similar, we have them today, why can't we have something actually futuristic 30 years in the future?
they was send to the future just to the meat grinder... there was no way they would win.
They did use a 50 cal on those things and it was just as effective.
HONESTY. Personally I think the concept was interesting and had a lot of potential. How it was executed infuriated me though. They thought it was a good idea to send in unprepared civilians into a lethal war setting with nothing except the clothes on their back, ammo belts/vests, and rifles/handguns. They didn't even brief them on how the aliens functioned??? Like the future soldiers should've known about the White Spikes being able to rapid shoot deadly spikes- why didn't they prepare the present soldiers with the correct equipment??? They made it seem like they had no other choice when the present is currently screwing itself over...
Because at that point they where just throwing bodies at the problem to get as much time as they could. That is why Pratt got drafted when he did because his daughter knew they where close to all of them dying. Wether they actually made a poison he could bring it back or if they failed at least she would see him again
@@juanpablo8886 I mean thinking about it, the movie doesnât really make sense. Whether they made the toxin or not, Chris Pratt wouldâve still figured out the whereabouts of the alien ship, go to said location, plant a whole bunch of c4s, then blow them up. Problem solved, and a whole bunch of people wouldâve been saved if they thought about that from the beginning.
Definitely waaaay better then âWithout Remorseâ
B Jordan is a shÂĄtty actor.
@@I-speak-U-shut-it he's not a shitty actor, I think that's a little extreme. That movie was just an awful script with emotionless soldiers. I think there was only 1 scene where an actor showed any emotion. And to make it worse, the story was extremely predictable.
The terd in my toilet was better then that "film".
Is without remorse really that awful lol.
@@TheQuatum It has some cool action set pieces, but all the characters are really stiff, so you don't really care what happens to any of them.
I liked this movie. Itâs extremely unique IMO because it has some of the best writing mixed with some of the worst writing. Iâve never seen a movie with so much great writing and so much bad writing before.
Give an example of the good writing.
@@Christobanistan The only good writing was at the very beginning of the movie. I liked Chris Prattâs character and how he interacted with the people around him. After that, the writing really went to shit: he became a hypocrite and abandoned his family (like his dad did), got his team killed while trying to rescue 2 people (despite already having war experience, where you learn that you just canât save everybody), and very nearly started the apocalypse 27 years earlier than it was supposed to start, simply because he didnât have enough common sense to find the female and kill her first.
In reflection, I exaggerated how good the writing was when I said it had âsome of the best writingâ, but I really liked Prattâs character⊠in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
@@What.99 Yeah, that bit wasn't awful. But I wasn't impressed.
@@Christobanistan Oh, it wasnât impressive by any means, but I enjoyed that the main character wasnât written as some hyper-masculine asshat, like so many of todayâs movies.
@@What.99 I'm guessing they couldn't do that with Chris Pratt. He probably would pass on the movie. But you're right, males in many movies these days are written as caricatures that only exist in the mind of some women's studies professor.
I feel like the fact that they accomplished time travel in the future makes me think they should have wayyy more advanced weaponary than regular AR's and handguns,which is is one of the numerous flaws in this movie. I did really enjoy the movie though despite expecting it to be pretty meh
If only that was the dumbest thing about this movie.
no offense but you gonna watch it again because that question of yours was asked already by someone in the movie
@@tiberiusgrey1529 Why not tell me so I don't have to go fishing for an answer?
@@tiberiusgrey1529 Every single piece of advanced weaponary wouldn't be wiped out out just like how every single trained soldier wasn't wiped out. They didnt have any type of special rounds, grenades or armor for it to have been 30 years in the future and 2 years in a war even the trained soldiers who were alive didnt have anything special. Just because it's "explained" doesn't mean it clears all questions and is logical within the film's universe
@@FreeTh1nk03 They do answer your question in the movie. I'll give you a hint. It's when they ask about how the time machine works. They barely scraped resources in an apocalypse to hold it together. I mean yea, under normal circumstances we could make evolved technology. Not while under constant threat by aliens.
Alex's reaction at :48 is my exact reaction when Joe goes overboard with his purposely annoying character portrayals
Lol Alex low key always has the best reactions to Joes over the top annoying antics
I've missed Joe's cough laugh he does when something is woeful
Heâs got such an old Mexican man laugh lmfao
When the Aliens started to chase the helicopters by gliding
âoh they fly now?!â
that is how sugar glider get the DNA 1000 years ago.
Wait no, they explained that all the military soldiers were wiped out on the first teleport to the future
So they throw untrained, barely armed civilians in instead....no wonder they lost the war. The future tacticians are all idiots.
@@DJSockmonkeyMusic i didnt say it made sense but he stated something that WAS explained
Screw IGN, Rotten Tomatoes and other online critics who give the movie a hard time. This movie is freaking awesome
I agree.
For real. Jerks gave Army of the Dead a higher score and it was way more stupid.
@UCcG4TjCdyOyjoM2CxSxO66A Naahh, You are butthurt cause the movie sucked donkey balls, lol; Falling Skies tv series was better than this trash, hell even Evangelion premise is ten times better than this cheap crap.
agreed. Love this movie
It was pretty good, anyone who says this is bad and then looks at the new Battlefield trailer/gameplay is a massive hypocrite because both share alot of the same stuff.
Call Of Duty: The Tomorrow War
That being said I did really enjoy the movie..
It wasn't perfect but it was really fun to watch
It reminded me a lot of extinction from COD Ghostđđœ
I like the premise of tomorrow stuff. But overall the movie was dumb asf. Also piss poor directing. The director was like - oh i just want to have cool shots in the movie. What happens in between the cool shots i dont care.
Better than stupid ass F9 thođ
Yvonne and Chris Pratts chemistry was great.
Best aliens I've seen in a loooong time. Some stupid scenes in the movie but I was entertained overall
Iâm guessing you never played the horde game mode on COD Ghosts
I thoroughly enjoyed it. I didn't mind it being long because I was having such a good time! Plus, the cast...
Super DUMB ending! They had to sneak in a team of 10 to fight the creatures...as if all the countries around the world would actually be that dumb not to help. In real life Russia would have surrounded that area with 1000 tanks.
@@rayharvey1330 youâre assuming a lot. The planet was in turmoil. Russia probably be more concerned about internal struggles like we are today. And James Forester whole job was doing illegal things and getting in and out of different places where he shouldnât be going.
@@weaponeer8582 Okay...but when people from the future suddenly appear and warn us about the future...pretty sure all the world's petty squabbles would end...and we'd be united for a common cause.
@@rayharvey1330 the proof that that ainât reality has been the last year and a half with COVID. World Pandemic and the EU is every country is for itself. Here constitutional and civil rights violated. Civil unrest. Congress mismanaging taxpayer funds. Law enforcement arresting people because of mask. Governorâs abusing power.
Youâre confusing how things should be with how things actually are. Governments are terrible at handling disasters.
@@rayharvey1330 They flat out told us the UN has disbanded thanks to all the conflict from the pending war. Meaning they'd have to go straight to Russia (with absolutely no proof) to tell a sovereign and tension filled nation that they need to blow up part of their country... because they THINK that's where the aliens are. What exactly did you expect to happen?
I liked the end of movie, or at least the idea of it. Most movies end and there's a ton of unfinished business that never gets wrapped up. This is one of the first films I remember that goes beyond where a normal movie would have ended and attempts to actually finish things. They could have ended it after he got back, he hands off the vial, goes home to his daughter, the end. The movie left a lot of unanswered questions though so they decided to answer those questions.
They literally couldâve blown up the ship before even attempting to try the toxins.
@@taikage14 They didnât know there were so many and probably didnât want all that attention and cause controversies with world governments
That would have been depressing as heck
@@chuck1313 but they blew it up anyways, the world knew afterwards, and there were no reproductions. There were a lot of plot holes in the movie so thatâs only one of many plot holes.
@@taikage14 I found it hilarious that they were patting themselves on the back and shit after only injecting like 6 when the ship had over 100. I joked they should've just bombed the bitch in the first place and lo and behold that's exactly what they did 5 seconds later
Would've been cool if the female alien survived at the end and gets away and becomes the reason for Chris Pratts character to turn away from his family like his daughter described to him because of his failure.
a perpetual time loop
I guess you guys don't have children....this movie tore me up!
With the exception of Alex, the other guys are way too immature to have kids, let alone have the time.
Iâm a father and the movie had the same effect on me.
@@Mrdjango1425 kinda rare to see a movie with a male/father theme these days that isn't abusive or villanized...that's my theory why this movie is getting hate, can't have a white straight man just trying to love and protect his family.
@@matthewhorton2835 I guess itâs because it goes against the male toxicity and patriarchy narrative. My kid thinks the world of me and thatâs all I care anyway.
@@tjjordan4207 they'd be great fathers as long as they took the time to be there with them. They know how to play and be fun. Only thing left is time and love.
this movie has 2 whole story lines, they really could have made it into 2 movies
but i liked it for what it was
Yo!!! My lady and I said the EXACT same thing. Once you get to russia itâs like âI feel like Iâm watching a different movie all together.â Lol
@@hypeshyte7011 right? I kinda liked that about it. Was thinking this would work as multiple movies, yet it doesn't feel rushed liked they crammed, just LONG
ya you have to wait to watch other movie until next year, seriously...!! , only for destroying aliens' plane
The end half didn't have enough to be its own movie, but I agree it certainly felt longer than most action films which I loved.
I was surprised how good this film was. If you take it for what it is - a popcorn action flick - it's great fun. I really don't understand the vitreol some reviewers are throwing at this film (and Chris Pratt). It almost feels like an ideological hatred.
He's openly christian, pro second amendment and loves his country/family. Hollywood doesn't like that.
He said that he wants more normal blue collar Americans represented and sjw didn't like that
Have to admit, this movie was way better than the Army of the Dead. Very surprised by that.
Could totally see this being turned into a game franchise. The monsters are BAD-ASS!!
Definitely as a super casual movie watcher, this movie was pretty awesomely entertaining.
Yeah what I've found about it is that the general public loves it or at least found it good or interesting, while certain movie critics call it awful. It's a bit of a "what are you on about" complextion for both sides of the argument.
@@vise_atoxity8083 critics donât like the movie because of Chris Pratt.
@@lmojol9673 exactly. There wasnât enough politics in the movie for movie critics to like it
@@lmojol9673 Or maybe the movie is just bad because it makes no sense half the scenes.
@Youtu Sux How so? Good writing for the most part, good acting, nice creature design, pretty interesting plot, a complete story, etc.
So, it's Chris Pratt's best headlining film since the original Guardians? I'll give it a go.
We need an Indiana Jones movie with Chris Pratt.
@@CKRlll i hope not. I love Indy and I love Pratt but that Indy franchise is poisonous. Keep pratt away
Itâs a summer blockbuster flick on Amazon, dumb as a box of rocks but extremely entertaining; some of the action set pieces would make Michael Bay blushâŠI loved it
Sam Richardson, Gator the Scientist, was hilarious in this movie.
SPOILERS -> I've just finished watching it and it was good fun. I don't get the whole "it was utter stupid" argument. How was it so stupid? How?
1. "the number one thing is cardio, they're recruiting 40year olds and nobodies." -> they explain all of it. They started with military, but they couldn't pick young people due to time travel. So they picked whoever they could and would help. Essentially throwing bodies onto fire.
2. "they went in with business suits" -> yeah it was literally said that they should have had a week of training, but they didn't because they were running out of time, so they went 1 week sooner. Which was the correct judgement call, because as we later find out, there would be no point in jumping the next week, it was too late.
3. "none of the movie happens, they didn't use the mcguffin." -> uhm, excuse me? There were 10 females, most of which were killed by the toxin immediately, and then they proceeded to spend ungodly amount of time to bring down the final female, which again, was killed by the toxin. Without the toxin they would have been royally fucked and release the monsters much, much sooner than the first time.
4. "movie ended, but then there's 30 more minutes." -> I found it a nice twist to the whole "I have the cure" trope. They did have it, but it barely mattered if the world was already a shithole. Nobody wanted to help. It was a nice spin on "I HAVE THE CURE!" and the world being all " fuck off, I'm looting."
5. "they're going to shoot themselves through the foot, that's how bad they're at shooting." -> well yeah, as point 2, they went in one week sooner than intended. That's why the future team also fucked up the landing and god knows how many of them died or got injured by getting teleported on a scycraper.
6. "you're telling me all of these people just form into a squad and have discipline?" -> their fucking life depended on it and there was someone who clearly knew what's up shouting the orders. Are you going to stick with them and try to help, or go die alone?
7. "they had a lot of time! why not just train them?" -> they have limited amount of people and resources. You're asking the world to immediately pick and recruit everybody and to train them? Look at the current pandemic, it's like saying "why doesn't just everybody get the vaccine right now?", it's because 9 women can't give birth to a child in a month. So you can't just suddenly scan and train the whole world.
8. "every little thing at the start is used at the end... checkofs everything" -> since when is this a fucking bad thing? Come on...
Stopped by my parents house tonight and they were watching this. I asked "is this the end of the movie?" (Based off what i saw and then was hearing from the other room)... "No we are like 30mins in" lol.
This movie surprised me. I cried like 3 times lol. Sucks that Hollywood hates Chris Pratt but he for sure carried this. He straight up made the movie better imo. Also the aliens are actually sick af.
1. No one ever reloads. Must be infinite ammo glitch.
2. The first guy that gets shot in the stairwell, the physics are completely off. Gets shot from above and goes flying to the rightâŠ
3. Drag out the movie until the audience falls asleep, they wake up and say âit was fantasticâ social media
7 days with no water, food, and definitely not enough bullets. Those things ate bullets like candy.
I really enjoyed this movie. 8/10 recommend!
This is just a film of a dream Andy Dwyer had after eating too much turkey chili from a frisbee.
Some things about the movie were laughable. But the white spikes were terrifying and their design was amazing.
I always enjoy Alex's beat drop. He patiently and quietly waits for his turn while his friends talk and cheer whatever movie they watched and enjoyed. The first words out of his mouth, "this movie was written by a stupid person." I may not always agree with him, but I love this man.
I suspect he's an INTJ type. Quiet and speaks his mind after listening.
When they got home for Dan to see his family I thought the movie was gonna end until I paused and saw what it was and a half an hour was left
Why, the aliens were still there. It makes sense he will do what his daughter said to do, do something in the past to change the future
I was surprised to. Fortunately, that last fight was so kickass I donât mind at all
@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 yah it was pretty fun
@Alan the people that died in the present were gonna die soon anyway that's why they were being sent in future in the first place
@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 didnât make sense
Fellas, this is as close as weâre going to get to a Future War (terminator). Just enjoy itâŠ
I couldn't believe it when the main character said, "I'm going to go back in time and stop this war from ever happening and then I'm coming back to save you." I'm just yelling at the screen, "if you stop the war in the past then there won't be anyone in jeopardy in the future to save you moron." Is this the dumbest main character in any movie ever?
True.
Like duh bro, you're going to return to your 9 year old daughter in 2022 and make sure this future never happens. That's how you save her.
I enjoyed the movie though.
I think the timeline was split but still đ
Much fairer review than IGN, for fuck sake they gave the ABOMINATION that was Godzilla vs Kong a 7 but they give this movie a 3 ?!?
This movie was entertaining enough... but how do you not like THE THING?!? That blows my mind. đ„
Couldnât believe it! Hurt my soul
Both the original and the remake are really good imo
@@joshuamark3897 yeah the original black and white was great for the era, but John Carpenter just went to another level with it. did you ever play the game on PS2? it was pretty cool for the time
@@djToRMeNTeD Didn't know about the 1951 film I meant the 2011 one. Haven't played the game, might have to check it out.
@@joshuamark3897 yes that's the original, 1982 is remake. mind blown right?
I thought this was good as hell. The soundtrack was familiar, but freaking epic. The plot was generic, but emotional. The comedy was over the top, but funny. The cgi was fantastic. The pacing was spot on. The explanation as to why these type of aliens exist made enough sense to suspend disbelief.
This was something I didn't know I needed!!! Commercials, trailers, and ads made it look stupid. And what I watched was stupid, but it was handled with care and love. Chris Pratt made up for punching Thanos and ruining the timeline lol
well i mean, thor also messed up there, among everyone else tbh
@@Sp3ctreNova Naw, Thor thought he had him with the kill shot. Star idiot literally got in his emotions preventing Spiderman and Stark from doing their thing! Lol
I love long movieâs, especially when they keep you interested, which this movie did. Sometimes ppl need to accept what kind of movie theyâre watching, and not criticize it on what YOU think it shouldâve been. As long as your were entertained, thatâs what matters. 8/10 for me, I enjoyed it
I wasnt expecting a classic masterpiece film and I got what I wanted out of it 2 1/2 hours of enjoyable Summer action
As far as time travel in movies go, this one is actually alright, it's alternate-universe time travel where the future people go "back" therefore making an alternate timeline/reality to their own. Think of it as being a different place, just a place about three decades out of sync.
Yeah, until you actually stop to think about it. Spoilers ahead...
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Alternate future people from 30 years in the future come back to 2021 to tell us aliens will come in 11 months to annihilate us. And they can only tether these 2 points in space/time 30 years apart. Mkay. Ummm...why aren't they sending back seasoned fighters to help US in the present, with future tech? If there ain't anything new or better, extra bodies ain't gonna help anwyay - the aliens ate 7+ billion people with only half a mill left by 2051 ffs! We're just sending them more food into the future lol!
We have *millions* of military & police across all the nations to send forward, but they only want to conscript random fat guys, housewives and useless softies...wt actual f? And I'm only half way Alex, so can't wait to see the rest which will invalidate the first half, which was entertaining, apart from the massive plot holes, logic loops & insults to my slightly above intelligence _sigh_ ... more to follow after I've seen all of it :-/
@@Nostromo2144 Spoilers ~
The "Future" sending soldiers back to help the "Present" does not help the future soldiers in their timeline because they've created an alternate universe, sending soldiers back to help in the war in the Present will basically damn their own universe and accomplish very little because they have no way of annihilating the aliens in the future and they don't actually know where they originated. (Something a high school kid figures out later) Keep in mind there's an extinction level event happening in the future, so after they exhaust literally half of the Present's military (Mentioned in that first montage) they resort to using civilian draftee's. It's literally all the human race has left, so yeah it's stupid but sacrifices must be made for the survival of the species.
What I'm not getting is why the actual fuck would they open the spaceship at the end. Why, why would they risk failing and starting the apocalypse 30ish years early before they even had time to mass produce the anti-alien toxin that would literally save humanity. They have photographic evidence they could take to any government who could then nuke the whole place and be done with it... Advertise to the world that they defeated the Aliens, stop the riots and wars that are about to ensue yada yada yada... They're only argument is that the governments would take too long. They're in fucking Russia. Those motherfuckers aren't going to deliberate with other countries over what to do about it! Putin would put the Nukes to that place so fast!
No, they crack open Pandora's box and take the fate of the entire fucking world in the hands of like nine people who also apparently have enough explosives to blow up a small town that they decide is better to use SECOND, after they try their miracle toxin by injecting them one at a time with fucking needles. Honestly, they couldn't weaponize that shit? What did they expect they were going to run in to? Yeah they're probably dormant, but you don't fucking know that they're Aliens who've survived for god knows how long in that glacier. The things are destined to wake up and destroy humanity, come a little more prepared... Put that toxin in some tranquilizer darts or something...
@@Nostromo2144 I don't know why you replied with this on my comment, I was just saying that the time travel concept holds up.
@@michaeldickie9236 +1 to this by the way
It's definitely not a hard scifi movie, so if one wants it to be as realistic as possible you will rob yourself of just enjoying a simple alien invasion action movie.
I thought it was ok, but there were obviously no generals in the future. Why send the worst choices into combat (with a few exceptions)? They didn't even get trained on how to load their weapons. No parachutes on the off chance that they could fall to their death (and the idiots behind the screening process could SEE how you die...). And dropping everyone into a hotzone literally out of the sky. Again, why no parachutes? I'm a veteran and this movie was cringe sometimes. It should have been that vets were the ones selected, or at least all the army people that completed basic training (although it would be preferable to take the ones that completed their A.I.T. advanced training and had some hands-on job experience). We have the 3rd largest military force in the world. However, only 1,000 people were going in. Delta force could muster up 1,500 troops in a moment's notice to be parachuted into wherever the President deems necessary. They could easily have dropped onto those buildings and secured perimeters. Also, why didn't the ones who did get selected have any type of armor-piercing rounds and/or grenade launchers on their weapons? By this point, the future army *KNEW* what they were up against. Only the vet who went on multiple tours knew to bring a shotgun "for close encounters". He knew how to kill them. He couldn't teach a class before they all teleported and made sure they were given more shotguns? No wonder we lost the war. Because the humans that were left (even the military ones) didn't think like military.
LOL... the volcanic kid made me laugh so much, so dumb. But the movie knows that... and for that fact alone, I was incredible entertained.
I was hoping for a twist where they realize the thawed out theory was wrong and that the aliens never would have gotten out if they didn't wake them up. but nah
hahahah same !
Same here. I probably would have gone really dark with it, but what they did worked better with the tone it had building up to the end.
Too predictable
Yes. I thought that during that scene.
S'OK, if you ignore the abundant plot absurdities (as you generally have to, these days). Worth a watch, which is more than you can say about most of the Amazon and Netflix original 'movies'.
I personally loved the movie. It's a fun mindless fun movie but it's deeper than your average one and had some surprisingly emotional moments. I personally give it an 8.5/10
Joe, from one drunk guy to another drunk guy, you're drunk.
Movie was ok really derailed when the best expert to ask on volcanoes was a high school student lol it was better than I thought it would be though.
THATâS when you thought it went off the tracks? Lol
Mmmmmm..every movie has some some cheese in it. That part could have been played by any resistance scientist but they chose to add comic relief instead. I didnt feel that it changed bearing of the movie.
It was a fun movie with a couple of emotional bits
Dont spoil the movie
@@elperronimo donât worry, youâre not going to be spoiled from someone calling it a fun movie with emotional bits
@@elperronimo the part where Chris Pratt's pet dog Bubbles dies trying to save him and his daughter had me in tears. Must watch.
I watched this movie last night and F N loved it, loved it, we needed a good Alien movie like this, tired seeing wack ass alien movies or should I say Scifi movies. Yo the opening scene omg yessssss
it was wack lol
Joe has no standards when it comes to movies. My hod...
he just doesn't like it, so?
I think there were some stupid moments in the movie and I got a little annoyed when watching.
Such as how most of them just died right as they landed, them keep on shooting at the aliens wasting bullets, when they told them the weak spots are throats and abdomen, etc.
Also, it was quite touching when he jumped after her, but I still kind of thought it was stupid of him and pissed me off when he kept saying that he wouldn't leave her.
I mean, did he forget about 9 year old her from the past? He can still be with her and not leave her when he goes back to the past.
I didn't understand that sad look he had when he returned to the past. He can still see his daughter alive, just younger..
I also wondered why it was just the wife who picked him up and the daughter just stayed at home. Maybe just to let the audience wonder if future her died, would she disappear in the past?
Moreover, he needs to give the past the toxin.. What did he mean that it was useless? He got the toxin which he can mass produce for when they arrive. Sometimes it made no sense.. :/
But lol it's just a movie, and I really enjoyed it! xD
I was INSANELY surprised. It's a 9/10 for me.
8:15 Alex spoiled the movie and is MAD AF so be careful guys.
Alex can be a real bitch sometimes
this movie was awesome no idea what he was on about.
meh, idk
@@sethseth2534 sometimes? Heâs a whiny crybaby.
Alex is wrong: They donât have unlimited time to train the recruits because the time travelers explained that time always moves forward, so every second that moves forward in the past also moves the clock forward in the future. If they spent 3 months training the recruits that would advance the future by 3 months, by which point humanity would be dead.
Its a good movie. So many critics complained about how nothing makes sense but tend to forget that its just a Sci-Fi movie. Nothing in Sci-Fi movies ever make sense. Just watch and enjoy it for what it is.
Alternative ending: When Muri tells Dan about how he left and all, she says 'you said you'd never leave, but here you are'. She is damaged mentally by her father leaving in the first place and that is why she thinks irrational like that. Like if they would have just run away her life would be better. The rest is the same they get the poison and he travels back to the present and they search for the spaceship and try to kill the aliens. But some escape and they cannot find them anywhere. They then somehow found out if they would have just left the ship there nothing would have happened because the pilots were not alive to awake the monster-army. This triggers the whole war and Dan realizing he himself is responsible for this drives him mad, he realizes you cannot change timelines (The war obviously happened) and his daughter will suffer a horrible death. So he distances from her and on her 16th birthday, he just steps in a car knowing he will die. The last scene is him dying in the ICU and on the TV in his room there's the news about the first whitespike attack in Russia. Something woke them up...
Very depressing, but actually much stronger ending. I think it would have made alot more people hate the movie however because people love to root for the hero above all else, even when it doesn't make sense.