Chinese butterfly swords

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    A weapon I studied some years ago when I did Wing Chun kung fu (and LARP). A pair of short swords for close up cutting.
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  • @deutschamerikaner
    @deutschamerikaner Před 4 lety +339

    “They’re illegal because they are quite intimidating.” Classic British Law

    • @myvids1415
      @myvids1415 Před 3 lety +6

      It's because they can be opened one handed, same as flick knives/switchblades are banned in public. You can have them in your house.

    • @albertpolak786
      @albertpolak786 Před 3 lety +38

      @@myvids1415 Which is however only a very slightly less stupid reason to ban them.

    • @kroolini3678
      @kroolini3678 Před 3 lety +3

      @@albertpolak786 it's about being able to carry a weapon conceiled and then pulling it out and having it ready in a split second.

    • @albertpolak786
      @albertpolak786 Před 3 lety +42

      @@kroolini3678 That is precisely the problem. People who don't handle knives think switchblades are better for concealment, but that is really quite a flawed view. It might look scary to some when someone flips open a balisong, but it's at best barely faster than opening any other folding knife and it's a pretty bad fighting weapon. Much easier to just stuff a long kitchen knife in your sleeve or something. And that is exactly what criminals are actually doing in the real world even in places where switchblades are legal. This law sounds brilliant to people who don't work with knives, but to people who do it sounds idiotic while taking away their right.

    • @kroolini3678
      @kroolini3678 Před 3 lety +17

      @@albertpolak786 doesn’t surprise me a law was made by uninformed people who should know better. Thanks for the info

  • @Max_Flashheart
    @Max_Flashheart Před 6 lety +3279

    Those Chinese Butterflies must be really huge and aggressive to warrant the development of specialized weapons.

    • @Potato-qv6hq
      @Potato-qv6hq Před 6 lety +106

      oh, that seems like a bloody good idea
      heyyyy! how are those kangaroo and magpie swords coming along? i want them ready by tomorrow!

    • @sabberi
      @sabberi Před 6 lety +46

      They feature in Dark Souls.

    • @FTLAD
      @FTLAD Před 6 lety +79

      There are certain weapons used against kangaroos in Australia, don't you know. Those implements are known as 'Motor vehicles'. They use them to kill hundreds

    • @Potato-qv6hq
      @Potato-qv6hq Před 6 lety +24

      Pythonesque
      yeah but the solution to those butterflies was usually hurling giant lava filled fire balls that you got from a spider lady.

    • @Potato-qv6hq
      @Potato-qv6hq Před 6 lety +16

      French Toast
      yeah but that's when we're on the offensive.
      imagine trying to back out your car while a hoard of kangaroos charge at you and eats all of your lawn.
      and don't even get me started on trying to chase down magpies with cars.

  • @LetsSTFUandPlay
    @LetsSTFUandPlay Před 6 lety +519

    That 'Bob' story was hilarious XD
    "A skilled swordsman hates going up against a newbie, reason being you never know what the bugger's gonna do."
    -Sam Vimes

    • @cameronrhanna
      @cameronrhanna Před 5 lety +28

      Same with people who've just started playing poker. Gotta just let them play their own game and react to it, taking little jabs at their stack. Try to go too hard with a set on the flop and they'll be holding an open-ended straight through two rounds of heavy betting then hit it on the river.

    • @FN-bq2si
      @FN-bq2si Před 4 lety +10

      Just like with boxing and fighting if you spar someone new they could do anything

    • @pikebasss
      @pikebasss Před 4 lety +1

      Tonio T I experience this with bigger guys in bjj as well

    • @a.person1805
      @a.person1805 Před 3 lety +2

      I actually had my own version of my quote that i shared with my friends, i didnt know somebody else already said it. Damn, now i feel like i stole something.

    • @jazzcat1239
      @jazzcat1239 Před 3 lety +2

      white belt energy

  • @e.zponder7526
    @e.zponder7526 Před 6 lety +591

    "Don't fight with your feet in a bush you plonker" - Sun Tzu, 'The Art of War'

    • @chrisgaming3373
      @chrisgaming3373 Před 5 lety +6

      I love you

    • @tomtom7955
      @tomtom7955 Před 5 lety +3

      i found that very ironic and had to comment about that myself

    • @ridanann
      @ridanann Před 5 lety +8

      art of common fucking sense was the proper english translation lol

    • @justiciar1964
      @justiciar1964 Před 5 lety +8

      "Everybody wang chung tonight." - Ip Man

    • @FakeSugarVillain
      @FakeSugarVillain Před 5 lety +13

      "If you die in the game you die in real life" - Sun Tzu, 'The Art of War'

  • @widowpeak6142
    @widowpeak6142 Před 6 lety +144

    "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight."
    Sun Tzu

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 Před 3 lety +21

      "And I say he knows a little more about fighting than you do how because he invented it! And then he perfected it so no living man can best him in the ring of honor!"

    • @widowpeak6142
      @widowpeak6142 Před 3 lety +20

      @@johngr1747 "Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth."

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 Před 3 lety +17

      "And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of each and everyone."

    • @widowpeak6142
      @widowpeak6142 Před 3 lety +15

      @@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 "And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place is called the zoo!"

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 Před 3 lety +15

      "Unless it's a farm."

  • @MerlijnDingemanse
    @MerlijnDingemanse Před 6 lety +723

    Audible: if it exists we sponsor it

    • @stealthcactus
      @stealthcactus Před 5 lety +21

      Audible plus Rule 34

    • @MrSkinnyWhale
      @MrSkinnyWhale Před 4 lety +41

      "But before we behead our hostage, let us talk to you about Audible..."

    • @zhoupact8567
      @zhoupact8567 Před 4 lety +10

      Well sure. For audible got audio-books of all kinds. Interested in sword stuff, there is sure to be books for you. Interested in ancient warfare? Well do they got books for you! Are you enjoying the show "behead the infidels" then perhaps some of these Islamic classics would be ideal for you. Watching anime stuffs, hey check out these epic fantasy books. Watching porn, well here are some *exiting* books for your *enjoyment*. Audible.com got any and all audio-books you could ever need. Go there now and you are almost guaranteed to improve as a human being.

    • @QueueWithACapitalQ
      @QueueWithACapitalQ Před 4 lety +1

      rule 34-a
      if it exists audible will sponsor it

    • @rugaritolager7411
      @rugaritolager7411 Před 4 lety +2

      squarespace

  • @patrikhjorth3291
    @patrikhjorth3291 Před 6 lety +696

    I agree. Getting a metal prong jabbed into the eye at high speed would be really inconvenient.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Před 6 lety +11

      You've got experience per chance?

    • @fex144
      @fex144 Před 6 lety +11

      Patrik; don't worry, as a cyborg, you just do what ARRNULD does, scalpel to your eye, and done. I see you already have the one-eye-is-glowing look.

    • @tomshraderd4915
      @tomshraderd4915 Před 6 lety

      I would imagine it's a bit of a pain.

    • @IvantheMusical
      @IvantheMusical Před 6 lety +8

      This is, perhaps, one of the most British statements I think I have ever heard.

    • @rorylobban4789
      @rorylobban4789 Před 6 lety

      Patrik Hjorth i

  • @McWelly
    @McWelly Před 6 lety +331

    Lindybeige...dual...wielding?
    What bizarre universe am I in?

    • @Wright805
      @Wright805 Před 4 lety +21

      It's okay in this case because it's two short blades.

    • @thevoicej2511
      @thevoicej2511 Před 4 lety +8

      Wright805 yes, the total blade length is probably about the same as if he’d been using a two handed sword so it’s alright.
      Wouldn’t want to be over capacity.

    • @williamtownsend8679
      @williamtownsend8679 Před 3 lety +2

      welcome to the back rooms. enjoy your stay!

  • @LughSummerson
    @LughSummerson Před 6 lety +55

    "Kate? Isn't that a bit of a girl's name?"
    "Err… it's short for Bob."

    • @AvrahamYairStern
      @AvrahamYairStern Před 3 lety +3

      I thought it had a similar coincedence to the Blackadder sketch too!

  • @bootstrap9359
    @bootstrap9359 Před 3 lety +18

    imagine trying to enjoy a nice relaxing larp and lindy pulls up dual-wielding butterfly swords

  • @bashpr0mpt244
    @bashpr0mpt244 Před 6 lety +86

    "You go shooom like that, then shooom like that."

  • @sukotsutoCSSR
    @sukotsutoCSSR Před 5 lety +17

    The movie "The Final Master" does a great job depicting how to use those types of Chinese swords and knives. It's quite realistic in depicting actual weapon combat and techniques than 99% of other kung fu movies, which is why the fight scenes are trashed by pedestrians but praised by actual weapon practitioners

  • @TooLateForIeago
    @TooLateForIeago Před 6 lety +53

    In fairness to General Tsu, the obvious is frequently missed when you are overwhelmed with other details.

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial Před 6 lety +562

    Float like a butterfly, sting like a butterfly

  • @samiraperi467
    @samiraperi467 Před 6 lety +5

    Funny thing about boxing and padding: brain injuries have skyrocketed after gloves got padded because you can hit harder without breaking your hands.

  • @gxlorp
    @gxlorp Před 4 lety +135

    "The Americans call it DUCT tape"
    We dont pronounce it that well, so we pretty much call it DUCK tape.

    • @ctrlaltdebug
      @ctrlaltdebug Před 4 lety +15

      gxlorp Duct tape is the silver metal foil stuff that goes on HVAC ducts. Duck tape was made with duck fabric reinforcement for the army.

    • @Skeptic2006
      @Skeptic2006 Před 4 lety +10

      Here in Finland many call it Jesus tape. Don't know why. Because it shines? Maybe because it can be used for so many things, miraculously.

    • @ATAATX
      @ATAATX Před 4 lety +2

      Why quibble, I just call it Quack Quack tape.

    • @maxkronader5225
      @maxkronader5225 Před 3 lety +7

      Originally the terms referred to two different products.
      Duct tape was a material for sealing the joints in ducting. Duck tape was tape made from a strip of "duck" (a type of canvas) with adhesive on one side. The similarity of the names (and the fading away of duck tape with the advent of synthetics) led to the names being used interchangeably.

    • @DavidThomas-sv1tk
      @DavidThomas-sv1tk Před 3 lety +8

      @@Skeptic2006 It's Jedi Tape. Because it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together.

  • @nedisahonkey
    @nedisahonkey Před 6 lety +36

    You never cease to amaze me with your limitless capacity for nerdiness Lindy. Shine on you crazy diamond.

  • @ghostoftanelorn9928
    @ghostoftanelorn9928 Před 6 lety +668

    Watch out for the knock off Korean moth knives.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo Před 6 lety +87

      Those are quite effective against cloth armor though.

    • @JonCombo
      @JonCombo Před 6 lety +12

      I'm more concerned about the mothra ones.

    • @simonlee2769
      @simonlee2769 Před 6 lety +15

      Japanese godzilla club is the real shit

    • @imugi-16
      @imugi-16 Před 6 lety +1

      LukeBarrass I was about to be offended but I realized that you were joking

    • @VoidFish
      @VoidFish Před 6 lety +12

      That cloth armor quip was fucking beautiful.

  • @ChippyPippy
    @ChippyPippy Před 6 lety +75

    When I finally got around to reading the Art of War I found out that I had already learned everything through trial and error in RTS games.

    • @pegleg2959
      @pegleg2959 Před 3 lety +1

      If you're not being sarcastic, you're an idiot.

    • @ginabrogan1825
      @ginabrogan1825 Před rokem +1

      lol

    • @thomasrobinson8789
      @thomasrobinson8789 Před 8 měsíci +2

      The reason for the book is because real militaries don’t have the lives for trial and error.

    • @ChippyPippy
      @ChippyPippy Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@thomasrobinson8789 Really? I thought they respawned like everyone else.

  • @MrSamulai
    @MrSamulai Před 6 lety +4

    I believe Sun Tzu wrote the Art of War kinda like an essay. When he says something obvious he is just starting from something both writer and reader can agree on, so that the more revolutionary stuff becomes easier to swallow.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 Před 6 lety

      There really isnt anything more to strategy than the basics that would be universally applicable. And the art of war was written centuries ago, and it still applies in its entirety. Draw your conclusions.

  • @gallendugall8913
    @gallendugall8913 Před 6 lety +239

    Sun Tzu didn't know that what is best in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women folk.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Před 6 lety +1

      Gallen Dugall wow...with that profile pic...

    • @logankuhlman3471
      @logankuhlman3471 Před 6 lety +3

      I disagree there should not be an enemy left to flee

    • @billskinner7670
      @billskinner7670 Před 6 lety +21

      Sun Tzu didn't like war at all. That is why he wanted it completed, quickly and decisively.

    • @lackadaisicale492
      @lackadaisicale492 Před 6 lety +7

      Ah Conan..great quote...just rewatched it lately :)

    • @trentonnewman9683
      @trentonnewman9683 Před 6 lety +2

      LackadaisicalE actually that was originally Genghis Khan.

  • @alwaystinkering7710
    @alwaystinkering7710 Před 6 lety +3

    I did the padded weapon combat and found I really liked two short swords. They really can be a match for a longer weapon. You can attack from either side, making defense harder. A shield is always a shield but you can defend with one hand, attack with the other, and then switch. Being shorter they are very fast. As you say, you have to be aggressive and not afraid to get in close. Once inside the opponent's swing they are virtually unarmed.

  • @Sifuben
    @Sifuben Před 6 lety +4

    Butterfly swords were a very common military sidearm in Southern China and used extensively during the Opium Wars and the Taiping Rebellion. These weapons were however longer and slimmer (more like a cutlass, hanger or Dussack) and were often used singly with a large shield. The shorter bladed ones become more prevalent towards the turn of the twentieth century and likely represent a transition from military sidearm to weapon of street violence.

  • @youtubevoice1050
    @youtubevoice1050 Před 6 lety +48

    The way I understood it, the northern kung fu styles focus more on kicks because the mountainous regions required to travel on food, which strengthens the legs. The southern styles on the other hand favor the punchs because people travelled more by boat and rowing strengthens the arms.

    • @Sifuben
      @Sifuben Před 6 lety +10

      CZcamsVoice However this is a not very useful generalisation and most of Northern China isn't mountainous and much of Southern China is. A lot of Northern styles contain very little kicking whereas plenty of Southern styles have lots of kicking.

    • @kwanarchive
      @kwanarchive Před 6 lety +6

      The North/South divide isn't a very accurate or useful categorization in any case. What gets lumped with "Northern" styles is actually the "Shaolin" styles, which is also not an accurate term. And then, the whole "large vs small" movements and "soft/internal vs hard/external" styles are also inaccurate categorizations.

    • @sukotsutoCSSR
      @sukotsutoCSSR Před 5 lety +9

      The more plausible difference between northern and southern style of martial arts in China is that people from the North have better access to horses, likely to have more cavalry, and have a more open terrain (valleys, plains) in most battlefields, while the Southerners have better access to bodies of waters and boats, and would likely have a stronger Navy.
      The northern style has a lot of kicks since that's one strike you can do on a horse, and with lots of space to use footwork. The southern styles has a lot of strikes and grappling since a lot of fighting were done on environments that restrict footwork (marshes, swamps, mud, on boats).
      You can't throw punches off of a horse, nor can you throw kicks when your feet is stuck on mud or puddles, or on a shaky boat.
      It's basically the most effective attacks you can do with your environment.

    • @rhysbaker7456
      @rhysbaker7456 Před 4 lety +1

      Me who hasn't finished reading this comment: picturing Southern Chinese people about to start walking in handstands everywhere

    • @trisle2764
      @trisle2764 Před 4 lety

      @@sukotsutoCSSR but how do you kick on a horse? I guess if you are not using any stirrups it makes sense a little, I would just worry about losing my balance or something

  • @MrMaffy96
    @MrMaffy96 Před 6 lety +379

    I have an economy exam in 3 hours.
    Professor: talk me about the ROE
    Me: Chinese butterfly swords!

  • @thegreatexorcist342
    @thegreatexorcist342 Před 6 lety +16

    "That jammed into your eye at high speed would be very inconvenient." Well..... obviously.

    • @glathir1168
      @glathir1168 Před 6 lety +1

      Clearly Lindybeige was brushing up on his Sun Tzu

  • @pontifex1853
    @pontifex1853 Před 6 lety +125

    Dual wielding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 6 lety +8

      Drizzt Cho'Urden!

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut Před 5 lety +6

      Wait a minute... Didn't he have a video rambling on about how useless dual-wielding is?? I need to find that and comment how contradicting that was!

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut Před 5 lety

      (Still haven't found it)
      It was funny because he was exaggerating his movements by throwing one arm back as he was throwing the other forward. Instead, he should use the momentum of one to accelerate the other. I think he was using long swords?

    • @MRLebanonnn
      @MRLebanonnn Před 5 lety +1

      @@KickyFut I watched that the other day! czcams.com/video/gJBEDxh0RQw/video.html
      Edit: didn't realize this video's a year old too, CZcams has been spoonfeeding me LindyBeige after I got into Mordhau

    • @kenshin1368
      @kenshin1368 Před 4 lety +1

      @@KickyFut He did specifically say dual weilding has a pretty long, effective history in the context of duels. Dual wielding isn't great in most situations against/compared to a shield or really in a battlefield situation where you are close to your friends or against a line of enemies.

  • @GreaseStain
    @GreaseStain Před 6 lety +87

    Makes fun of the obviousness of Sun Tza saying it was important to chose the place of a fight wisely.
    Then tells a story of trying to larp with butterfly swords ... inside a bush. LOL

    • @yytyytg
      @yytyytg Před 4 lety +1

      Everything is obvious with what sun tza said. Most of what sun tza said is common sense, use your brain while you fight and you can pretty much master the art of war on your own.The textbook is useless when you trying to fight,It is how well you can execute that counts.

  • @Raventhecrow
    @Raventhecrow Před 6 lety +33

    You`ve lost those fights on bad ground, because you ignored Sun Tzu`s "obvious" advice. Checkmate, Llloyd!

  • @Varadiio
    @Varadiio Před 6 lety +20

    Duct Tape is different than Gaffer Tape in the US, although many probably don't know about the distinction. Duct Tape is supposed to be made of more organic materials, while Gaffer Tape is more synthetic. There's more to it than that, but essentially Duct Tape has a more permanent hold that leaves residue on removal, while Gaffer Tape is for temporary adhesive and should not leave residue. Gaffer Tape is most known by film crew, as you can imagine due to that lack of residue left behind to muck up movie sets and equipment.

    • @arjovenzia
      @arjovenzia Před 6 lety +2

      Vara Diio, I'd say not exactly. Duct tape is basically wide electrical tape. Plastic with stick on one side. Used for sealing up (surprise) ducting, for AC. A bit stretchy, so it pulls open, then pulls in to seal. Usually grey, tears horribly.
      Gaffa tape has a cloth midsection between the plastic layer and the goo. The Gaffa brand was widely popularised for stagework, holding down cables n fabric and the like. Black or grey, tears along the seam of the cloth with a classic ripping sound.
      I learnt it as 100mph tape from my pop, serviced pacific Catalina's in WWII. His stuff came on a 3 inch roll, milspec greeny khaki, twice as thick as today's Gaffa tape. they used it to feild repair bullet holes in the planes. Enough to patch it up and keep you flying, either to continue your transport run or limp you to somewhere they could dope it up properly. Hence 100mph tape. You didn't want to push it, but you could fly. Sticky as anything, the glue stank, but damn good stuff. Take with a grain of salt tho, pop did like his tales...
      Also. Huzzah for Lindy vids!
      Edit: I'm from Australia, and colloquially, people do use them interchangeably. Those in HVAC, electrical or stage industry will twitch a little when a layman uses Duck tape to refer to gaffer tape. Also fyi 'Gaffer' is the senior electrician on a set, hence using "Gaffer's tape" to protect the precious wires from all those pesky actors n audiences.

    • @ckscustoms7163
      @ckscustoms7163 Před 6 lety +1

      I'm an Aussie live theatre technician, and yes gaffer tape (known by those in the industry simply as "gaff") is very much not duct tape

    • @jef_3006
      @jef_3006 Před 6 lety

      Or Duck Tape if your any American child ever.
      ...
      Ok, maybe some adults too.
      ...
      Actually, basically just everyone at some point or another.

    • @tomtom7955
      @tomtom7955 Před 5 lety

      the Duct tape ive used here in the states is not stretchy and had fibers in it, (they still use it in NASCAR for similar reasons they used in planes in ww2 and can be used to remove warts) not at all like electrical tape (im an electrician so yes i would know) which will stretch and traditionally used turpentine, but now is most brands are some kind of synthetic. .sounds like gaffer tape is a mix between duct and masking tape

  • @kajnake5905
    @kajnake5905 Před 4 lety +1

    Lindybeige: Bonsau, tansau, jutsau become; phf, phf, phf
    Me: Furiously takes notes

  • @HideousConformity
    @HideousConformity Před 5 lety +39

    I wouldn't compare LARP weapons to boxing gloves, as the latter is actually deadlier than bare fists. You see, the gloves aren't meant to protect the person being punched; they're meant to protect the hands of the boxer.
    If you take a look at pictures of victorian era boxers for example, you'll notice two things:
    1) They don't wear gloves.
    2) They keep their guard low, leaving their faces open to attack.
    They kept their guard low because they generally didn't need to worry about taking any hard hits to the head, for the simple reason that it's too easy to hurt your own hand when punching someone in the face. If you were to break the guy's teeth, those broken teeth will in all likelyhood be embedded in your knuckles, meaning you can't use that hand anymore. So they simply focused on protecting the body instead. This also meant that boxing matches would last longer. The record for longest boxing match is 170 rounds iirc, and the fight stopped because both fighters were simply too exhausted to continue.

    • @superdeluxesmell
      @superdeluxesmell Před 4 lety +4

      HideousConformity But modern day bare knuckle boxers go for the head as much as gloved boxers. 🤔

    • @kurtrefalo4817
      @kurtrefalo4817 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Rutherford_Inchworm_III bareknuckle is a legitimate sanctioned sport with professional fighters...

    • @TheShourdedLord
      @TheShourdedLord Před 4 lety +2

      @@Rutherford_Inchworm_III lel stop embarrassing yourself

    • @beafraidofinsectattack
      @beafraidofinsectattack Před 4 lety +2

      They strike with other parts of their hands to protect their knuckles, right?

    • @ronnieronson4390
      @ronnieronson4390 Před 4 lety +1

      That’s some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever read

  • @korstmahler
    @korstmahler Před 6 lety +6

    Perfect timing; I just sat down with my tea.

  • @beardedbjorn5520
    @beardedbjorn5520 Před 6 lety +140

    I too hate going up against a floppy weapon. I prefer them stiff and thrust- centric.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 6 lety +31

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @PatienceDepleted
      @PatienceDepleted Před 6 lety +14

      Someone's been watching too much scholagladiatoria.

    • @kis5140
      @kis5140 Před 6 lety +2

      Jazza Beardedbjorn Well then, looks like we've got a Gaul here. Anglo-Saxons don't deal in thrusting, you see. They'd rather their women- I mean swords to be hefty and quite Germanic.

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 Před 6 lety +1

      Real men use hewing spears.

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 Před 6 lety +3

      Or Dane axes.

  • @666wurm
    @666wurm Před 6 lety +12

    Lindy speaks German: "stark, Messer, Rucksack" :-)

    • @dorrisgonnawreckyou7111
      @dorrisgonnawreckyou7111 Před 3 lety +1

      is rucksack a german word?

    • @666wurm
      @666wurm Před 3 lety +2

      @@dorrisgonnawreckyou7111 Yes. Very.

    • @gernhartreinholzen3992
      @gernhartreinholzen3992 Před 3 lety +2

      @@dorrisgonnawreckyou7111 It means backpack.
      Kindergarten, Angst, Schadenfreude and Zeitgeist are German words too btw.

  • @Celestatiune
    @Celestatiune Před 5 lety +1

    I've stumbled on your videos quite recently and you are very entertaining informative and skeptical about your sources which are all amazing. What I want to compliment you on the most is finding ways to make your sponsor insert not feel not "gross" which is nearly impossible. I look forward to devouring more of the back catalogue!

  • @5chr4pn3ll
    @5chr4pn3ll Před 6 lety +162

    Wasn't the point of the Art of War to teach military strategy to people that *didn't* know though? Not all commanders of armies got to that position because of their excellence but instead through contacts and status. The Art of War, at least as I interpret it, is a way of teaching commanders the basic way of thinking without directly implying that they are stupid.

    • @crigby46
      @crigby46 Před 6 lety +41

      Pretty much, at least as far as I understand it. The late great Terry Pratchett had a parody of this (and Tacitus) in the writings of his character General Tacticus. He put forth such suggestions as; On what to do if one army occupies a well-fortified and superior fortress and the other does not:
      Endeavor to be the one inside.

    • @TheSkoog83
      @TheSkoog83 Před 6 lety +32

      Sort of "War for Dummies" type instructional?

    • @zakatalmosen5984
      @zakatalmosen5984 Před 6 lety +9

      Uhh. It would be strange if the point was to teach someone who already knew, wouldn't it?
      I don't get your reasoning.

    • @AdrianCelsiusTepes
      @AdrianCelsiusTepes Před 6 lety +9

      so basically it assumes that the people reading it do not already know what's in it? Is that so shocking?

    • @Beremor
      @Beremor Před 6 lety +39

      The unspoken rules are sometimes the most misunderstood and all-around dangerous.
      Sometimes someone just has to state the obvious.

  • @xariasfury5782
    @xariasfury5782 Před 6 lety +22

    Chinese swords! Not so common for the more well known historical youtubers(that i know of). Last one who did one that i know of is Matt Easton on the Dao. Metatron did one on the Nodachi/Zhan Ba Dao but it was more of a Nodachi thing.
    As interesting and diverse European weapons are a separate region's weapons are always refreshing.

  • @species8472cze
    @species8472cze Před 6 lety

    This is propably the smartest inmplementation of sponsorship ive ever seen, kudos lindy.

  • @CelticSamoan
    @CelticSamoan Před 6 lety +2

    As always I appreciate your very matter of fact, non-koolaid drinking, and ever so slightly snarky break down of a topic. You have my condolences for your knife and weapon laws. Your knowledge base and experiences are so wide ranging I never know what to expect.

  • @BM-yy8db
    @BM-yy8db Před 6 lety +6

    It's actually the only audio book I ever _really_ considered getting, purely cause Aiden Gillen narrates it. Littlefinger narrating the Art of War!

  • @AaronKJames
    @AaronKJames Před 6 lety +27

    Thought it was a skallagrim vid, a pleasant surprise :)

    • @fex144
      @fex144 Před 6 lety +1

      We are always pleasantly surprised when it is not skallagrim.

  • @adamockerman9453
    @adamockerman9453 Před 6 lety

    I’m so impressed that all your videos are one take

  • @wumboqwark
    @wumboqwark Před 5 lety

    Saw this was a 24 minute video and I was almost off put by that number but then I saw it's Lindybeige so I knew it would be worth it to click on. Always entertaining stuff from this channel. That was a quick 24 minutes. Nicely done again Lloyd

  • @zacchambers2418
    @zacchambers2418 Před 6 lety +263

    "That jabbed into your eye would be very inconvenient" just an inconvenience? lol

    • @SuperJaybles
      @SuperJaybles Před 6 lety +25

      Lloyd is the master of the understatement

    • @trbry.
      @trbry. Před 6 lety +15

      zac chambers I prefer obvious understatements than the more common overstatements.

    • @Quodge
      @Quodge Před 6 lety +5

      Only an eye my king.

    • @sergiojuanmembiela6223
      @sergiojuanmembiela6223 Před 6 lety +4

      Despite being British, sometimes Lindybeige gets quite emotional, up to the point of using such a foul language.
      I expect he will issue a video apology shortly.

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 Před 6 lety +4

      zac chambers Well, he is British.

  • @Alps-23
    @Alps-23 Před 6 lety +17

    lol you tell us how obvious Sun Tzu was "it is important you choose the right place to fight your enemy." Then tell us you got killed by standing in bushes.

  • @orangesims
    @orangesims Před 6 lety +1

    Just a quick note for the future; gaffer tape and duct tape are two different things. Duct tape has a natural adhesive and can leave a horrible residue or be wretched to remove. Gaffer is a synthetic adhesive, just as strong as duct-tape (maybe stronger), but leaves no residue. Easier to lift and re-stick if needed. That's why you tend to find gaffer tape for almost twice the cost.

  • @Badatname
    @Badatname Před 6 lety +1

    Bob seems like quite the model student, she did everything you told her and finished you.

  • @AlvorReal
    @AlvorReal Před 6 lety +43

    Lindybeige, most of the Art of War was for beginners. Also, I think you would still be surprised how much people still forget the basics.

    • @kevingray4980
      @kevingray4980 Před 3 lety +3

      With chess it it similar. Even grandmasters lose games because they forget to check for simple blunders each move, manage their time, take a moment to clear one's head after an unexpected move instead of reacting emotionally, etc. These are things you can learn in minutes, but require constant self-reminders and discipline to put in action when the stakes are high.

  • @QALibrary
    @QALibrary Před 6 lety +34

    Just to let you know Audible have hit a number of CZcamsrs with copyright strike(s) when they used their recordings in the videos when the sponerships ends

    • @SkorMedia
      @SkorMedia Před 6 lety +22

      QALibrary - Audible will burn if they ever strike Lindy

    • @michaelmcneil4168
      @michaelmcneil4168 Před 6 lety

      Stabbed to death with a copyright lawyer using a car full of petrol?

  • @mongislort6440
    @mongislort6440 Před 6 lety

    im at the audible ad now, lol, bless this guy

  • @gawayne1374
    @gawayne1374 Před 6 lety

    Finally a good video on a real example of dual wielding used in an effective way, for a specific scenario. Thanks Lloyd!

  • @Brownsamurai
    @Brownsamurai Před 6 lety +42

    A female called Bob must be Flashhearts girl. Lol

  • @TheEvrael
    @TheEvrael Před 6 lety +147

    at the end, was that littlefinger reading sun tzu?

    • @lvkeyne
      @lvkeyne Před 6 lety +31

      Yes. Aidan Gillen reading for The Art of War.
      I would love him to narrate The Prince too.

    • @vincur5361
      @vincur5361 Před 6 lety +16

      you don't get to bring katanas.

    • @Olordrin
      @Olordrin Před 6 lety +3

      I was just thinking it was him. Somehow it would make it a lot more bearable. :D

    • @drewmandan
      @drewmandan Před 6 lety +5

      I would want Charles Dance to do The Prince.

    • @flax9999lp
      @flax9999lp Před 6 lety +7

      Chaos is a ladder.

  • @tavrosnitram1529
    @tavrosnitram1529 Před 6 lety

    Thank you *so* much for talking about theseThey're my favorite swords and I can't for the life of me find anybody (worthwhile) talking about them. On top of that, there's like 2 credible online webpages that barely cover the topic

  • @lccherryyt
    @lccherryyt Před 6 lety

    you sir, have earned my subscription congratulations on a fantastic channel

  • @NorthButeLego
    @NorthButeLego Před 6 lety +3

    Id love to hear more stories about your LARP days!

  • @davidliddelow5704
    @davidliddelow5704 Před 6 lety +6

    This is actually a pretty civilised time to watch Lindybeige in Australia.

  • @gwngerco6844
    @gwngerco6844 Před 3 lety +1

    there is actually a difference between duck and gaffer tape, gaffer tape does not leave marks when it comes of and is less persistant when it comes to sticking (usually used for holding wires down on the studio floor, ductape is with a more permanent fastening in mind, though the line has gotten blurred it does make a difference

  • @skaboodlydoodle
    @skaboodlydoodle Před 6 lety

    Loyd. God I love your sporadic tangents and side comments XD

  • @Garith000
    @Garith000 Před 6 lety +146

    Whys the Karate Kid with Jaden Smith called Karate Kid when he learns kung fu?

    • @duchessskye4072
      @duchessskye4072 Před 6 lety +22

      Becsuse IPs....

    • @RyuFireheart
      @RyuFireheart Před 6 lety +43

      They tried to copy the success of the original karate kid movie (much older) by using the same name and similar story. But it was just a lame move to make Will Smith son more famous (i heard that he paid to make his son the main character).

    • @tonyfriendly4409
      @tonyfriendly4409 Před 6 lety +30

      I always thought the same thing. Jackie Chan is Chinese. The movie should have been "The Kung Fu Kid."

    • @oaksparoakspar3144
      @oaksparoakspar3144 Před 6 lety +25

      Would you have wasted your money seeing a movie with Jaden Smith in it if it WASN'T named after a movie from the 1980's that you loved?

    • @barryirlandi4217
      @barryirlandi4217 Před 6 lety +1

      Garith Jones shameless!

  • @testhamster123
    @testhamster123 Před 6 lety +212

    last time i was this early China still had an emperor.

    • @pongchan8982
      @pongchan8982 Před 6 lety

      testhamster China still has emperor nowadays

    • @4godand4thegays73
      @4godand4thegays73 Před 6 lety

      Chan Pong no?

    • @BlackSabbath628
      @BlackSabbath628 Před 6 lety +11

      No, they don't. They didn't have an Emperor since 1912. Japan still has an Emperor though.

    • @robertcorbell1006
      @robertcorbell1006 Před 6 lety +4

      Last time I was this early, the Boxer Rebellion was still going and they were using weapons like this to bring down former Rough Riders and guys who fought at Rorke's Drift armed with Maxim guns.

    • @Dumb-Comment
      @Dumb-Comment Před 6 lety

      How ironic, Britain still has an emperor or empress... and many other countries still do too

  • @DrGamez123
    @DrGamez123 Před 6 lety

    I liked the point about the ground, havent really thought about that before!

  • @kitchenguyd4504
    @kitchenguyd4504 Před 4 lety

    Above average explanation for method. I appreciate your nature sir.

  • @NihongoWakannai
    @NihongoWakannai Před 4 lety +5

    9:33 this is just the story of atalanta from the greeks.
    Her father didnt want a daughter and abandoned her, she was raised by bears, became an amazing hunter, her father found her again, she got a shit tonne of suitors, she said she'd marry whoever could beat her in a footrace, if they lost she'd kill them, and eventually a really pretty guy came that she let win.
    Also I think aphrodite might have tried rigging the competition in favour of the prettyboy, because that's typical aphrodite.

    • @konstellashon1364
      @konstellashon1364 Před 4 lety +1

      Version of Wing Chun original that I heard had a few differences. She was already in love with her childhood friend, but a local warlord or crime boss had his eyes on her. So after learning Kung Fu from Ng Mui, she issued her challenge.

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita Před 3 lety

      From what i remember,he won by tricking her,dropping golden apples so that she lost time trying to pick them up. So he was able to escape and win the challenge.

  • @David_Brinkerhoff93
    @David_Brinkerhoff93 Před 6 lety +128

    Britain still hasn't banned the use of Assault Trucks. unfortunate that.

    • @emarsk77
      @emarsk77 Před 6 lety +12

      A law is in the planning to make it illegal to have an assault truck delivered to you by mail.

    • @oaksparoakspar3144
      @oaksparoakspar3144 Před 6 lety +34

      Yes, but their concerts are the bomb. Little girls are dying to attend.
      Even their subways are a smoking hot scene to be found in. Party people everywhere screaming, jumping, and putting their hands up in the air.
      Oh, and at Parliament, you can be a hit in any vehicle.

    • @ramons8908
      @ramons8908 Před 5 lety +4

      Yes, but butter knives are more dangerous than Assault trucks because they have edges that can be sharpened, therefor the need permits and GPS trackers.
      Seriously, can't make this shit up any more.

    • @TebbieBear
      @TebbieBear Před 5 lety +1

      @Colin Cleveland Not a single person on your list killed in the name of Christianity.

    • @davfyd7650
      @davfyd7650 Před 5 lety +1

      @Colin Cleveland your assuming that not only are they religious, but that it must be Christianity...because they were white?
      Wow, racist much...

  • @laniftallon
    @laniftallon Před 6 lety

    I enjoy your videos so much that whenever I notice your channels name I click it knowing i wont be disappointed. Sometimes I only just notice at the last second that its one of your videos. To keep it short, I think you would benefit from editing your thumbnails and the titles of your videos in such a way that they make it clear on first glance that its a Lindybeige produced video. I don't have any great ideas for you on that but you're a smart man and I'm sure if I could figure it out you could too. Great to see you again

  • @Yup712
    @Yup712 Před měsícem

    Whoa!!!!! Lindy Beige just busted out some Wing Chun at 4:30!!!!! Heck yeah!!! Shout out from a fan of the channel & 25 year practitioner from the Jiu Wan lineage!

  • @jonseilim4321
    @jonseilim4321 Před 6 lety +7

    I've heard these were mostly used in court or towns, i.e places with flat ground, and opponents without heavy armor, and never, ever on the battlefield.

  • @Boborbot
    @Boborbot Před 6 lety +51

    1:00 "knuckle guard... can also be used offensively"
    If you rub it with a wet finger, the guard vibrates in a way that permiates the sound of racial slurs.

  • @angedejeudi
    @angedejeudi Před 6 lety +1

    I like that you brought up the point of comfort in wielding the swords. Zuko from ATLA, his "normal" weapon of choice are dual swords that pair up flush against each other when sheathed. Looks really cool but that can't be comfortable to fight with.

  • @davejob630
    @davejob630 Před 6 lety

    LindyBeige, I wouldn't want to be a zombie in your neck of the woods! Thank you for all of your very entertaining, quirky and enlightening content. Jolly good work, don't stop.

  • @dard1515
    @dard1515 Před 6 lety +38

    Machiavellian is a very woody word, isn't it?

    • @vincentofgothenburg
      @vincentofgothenburg Před 6 lety +6

      Dard 151 Not at all like "stick"... Ugh! Such a tinny word. Dreadful word. *cold shivers*

    • @vincentofgothenburg
      @vincentofgothenburg Před 6 lety +2

      Oh sorry, Headlock old beast!

    • @BTheHeretic
      @BTheHeretic Před 6 lety

      Gone

    • @00Trademark00
      @00Trademark00 Před 6 lety +2

      I'd say that Machiavellian is actually fairly tinny. So is "The Prince". But it is a great read anyway. Interestingly, even though the author lived in the 15th century, his style of writing is surprisingly novel. Machiavelli must have been a very interesting person.

    • @michaelmcneil4168
      @michaelmcneil4168 Před 6 lety

      Morlockedup.

  • @Tony_Two_Times
    @Tony_Two_Times Před 6 lety +4

    I love lindies understatements "Sharp bit of metal to the eye at speed.... Bit inconvenient."

    • @Amigo21189
      @Amigo21189 Před 6 lety

      That part generally isn't horribly sharp, but it is in fact still a piece of metal and considerably harder than your eyeball.

  • @widowpeak6142
    @widowpeak6142 Před 6 lety

    I love these things. They are nice to look at.

  • @adamant4107
    @adamant4107 Před 6 lety

    What a great video!
    Seriously! I wish I could give it more than one thumbs up!

  • @mariebcfhs9491
    @mariebcfhs9491 Před 4 lety +9

    Sun Tzu said:
    When the enemy has the high ground do not confront him

    • @antonius.martinus
      @antonius.martinus Před 3 lety +6

      I think the actual quote was ´when the enemy has the high ground at Mustafar, don't jump over him without expecting to be chopped in half & to become a cyborg´

  • @jpowys1662
    @jpowys1662 Před 5 lety +7

    ''I had a lot of trouble when the ground was not good''
    Well thats why you should read your Sunzi, ain't it Lloyd ;)

  • @cocopud
    @cocopud Před 6 lety

    War advice from 'little finger'? I'm sold!

  • @Akideoni
    @Akideoni Před 5 lety

    I am utter impress by your butterfly swords👍

  • @necrogenesis1981
    @necrogenesis1981 Před 6 lety +201

    Slightly off topic, but I might as well bring it up since you mentioned it, I don't understand the "intimidating" argument when it comes to weapons, all of them can kill you, so they're all intimidating regardless.

    • @agentpaste5815
      @agentpaste5815 Před 6 lety +93

      Well, I'd argue that some weapons are more intimidating than others - a plastic fork is less scary than a hammer, for example. But I agree, our laws are rather silly when it comes to the reasoning behind banning certain knives. 'Oh, but this one is scary so it shouldn't be allowed'. A kitchen knife would do more damage than a butterfly knife.

    • @duchessskye4072
      @duchessskye4072 Před 6 lety +7

      Yes, but some people don't understand that

    • @ThisIsAnOutraaage
      @ThisIsAnOutraaage Před 6 lety +44

      Then they should learn the difference instead of limiting what I can own despite it being no more harmful than entirely legal items. A longer blade than the ~3 inch blade on a balisong would be far more deadly, and a fixed blade/folder would be far faster to open than a balisong. Balisongs are really inefficient and ineffective as far as knives go, they just have an entertainment aspect to them and for some reason that makes them illegal?
      Same with sword laws in the UK. I believe it was curved blades over 30cm in length are absolutely illegal, but straight-edged blades of the same length are fine. Are curved edged blades particularly more deadly? No, there's a bit of debate on which is more effective for cutting, but that's an unsettled debate and largely down to personal preference. The fact is both straight and curved edged blades are just as lethal as each other, yet you're only allowed one of them. UK weapon laws are made by morons who don't understand what they're prohibiting, but do so anyway.

    • @necrogenesis1981
      @necrogenesis1981 Před 6 lety +8

      Vaas Montenegro The curved blade fear comes from entertainment as well, and the idiots who believe katanas can cut through anything. They don't understand that a katana and a longsword have different functions.

    • @alphaprawns
      @alphaprawns Před 6 lety +19

      Yeah, it's pretty silly. A lot of British law is based on the perception of threat first and foremost, which gets pretty dumb. This comes up quite a lot in regards to playing airsoft (for those unaware, airsoft is basically paintball with realistic-looking BB guns), because the guns typically look like real ones and random members of the public would not know any different, it can be a nightmare. Tales abound of players who are just sat in their garden out in the countryside cleaning the airsoft gun, and because some random hiker walking past them got scared, the airsofter is prosecuted. Even though it's just a bb gun shooting plastic pellets, you can still be heavily fined for the possibility that people might get a bit intimidated. Pretty stupid.

  • @InfiniteMonkeysSA
    @InfiniteMonkeysSA Před 6 lety +4

    "If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him." - Sun Tzu

    • @rouge5140
      @rouge5140 Před 3 lety

      "I like this soup." - Sun Tzu, probably

  • @theirishcontrarian4626

    This is brilliant. Love it

  • @Moley1Moleo
    @Moley1Moleo Před 6 lety +1

    "*that* jabbing into your eye at high speed could be very inconvenient"
    Expert level combat advice as always :P

  • @johnny2hats330
    @johnny2hats330 Před 6 lety +7

    For some reason, 'ninja-style' blades are only permitted in the UK to own for purposes of display or collection in your own home. The law here around weapons and self-defence doesn't make a whole lot of sense in some parts. For example, a sword is permissible but a sword with a knuckle-guard is not, given that knuckle dusters are banned. You can own 'ninja-style' throwing dagger, but not the throwing star, as it has too many sharp points.

    • @mattd8725
      @mattd8725 Před 6 lety +5

      There was a panic about kids watching too many kung-fu movies in the 70s and getting in trouble. Shame that the same caution didn't extend to top of the pops with Jimmy Savile and Garry Glitter.

    • @SuperFunkmachine
      @SuperFunkmachine Před 6 lety +1

      Most ninja stuff was banned, i think some one took the films to be reality.

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams Před 6 lety +1

      You could just chuck an 8 in circular saw blade like a discus instead of a proper throwing star.

  • @miken7918
    @miken7918 Před 6 lety +7

    Am I the only one here that noticed lord petyr baelish at the end

  • @alxsblv6164
    @alxsblv6164 Před 5 lety

    02:28 - you, good sir, made my day. "Here they are...".

  • @Fizban0101
    @Fizban0101 Před 6 lety +1

    As a fellow Wing Chun practitioner I really enjoyed this. First time hearing how the Baat Jaam Dao does from a LARP perspective.

  • @joekrampus1154
    @joekrampus1154 Před 6 lety +10

    This blog: chinesemartialstudies.com/ is by a historian that focuses on southern china, and southern Chinese martial arts especially. He's also a wing chun practitioner, and has a few good articles about the history of the butterfly swords, as well as discussions on the Yim Wing Chun origin myth.

  • @samrowland2816
    @samrowland2816 Před 6 lety +7

    For all the people ranting and raving in the comments about UK weapon laws, I'm afraid Lindy was wrong on this one, you absolutely can buy butterfly swords in the UK without proving a reason to own them. I found a website to ship some to my door with 30 seconds of googling.

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  Před 6 lety +9

      I didn't go into the intricacies of the law. Carrying one is illegal.

    • @samrowland2816
      @samrowland2816 Před 6 lety +2

      I'm embarassingly star struck over you replying to me haha

    • @SuperFunkmachine
      @SuperFunkmachine Před 6 lety +1

      To the pub but if your head down the gym and not a nob about it your fine.

    • @davfyd7650
      @davfyd7650 Před 5 lety

      lolz...well of course you can order one from anywhere, but that has nothing to do with the law about if your allowed to have what you ordered.

  • @killercour
    @killercour Před 6 lety

    I really enjoy that squishy sound those larp safe swords make

  • @marktwain368
    @marktwain368 Před 6 lety

    Good accurate explanation of how the swords are used, and by extension, how Wing Chun works. Well done!

    • @MySpottyGirlfriend
      @MySpottyGirlfriend Před rokem

      Protect your centre line and hit your opponent in the eye or neck. Or nuts

  • @thelonepeasant2953
    @thelonepeasant2953 Před 6 lety +8

    FINALLY A VIDEO ABOUT SWORDS

  • @NGC-7635
    @NGC-7635 Před 5 lety +16

    In China, the university professors will grant you a passing grade if you can defeat them in a kung-fu match. But be prepared to have chairs and various office items thrown at you.

  • @CigaretteTricks
    @CigaretteTricks Před 6 lety

    Your videos really get me interested in this stuff. Ended up reading like 30 Wikipedia articles ha. Thanks lindybeige.

  • @marmite_popsicle
    @marmite_popsicle Před 6 lety

    haha the squeek at 1:28
    nice detail!

  • @garchamp9844
    @garchamp9844 Před 6 lety +23

    Is it 1984 already?

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 6 lety +8

      No, it's a Brave New World.

  • @ljk8059
    @ljk8059 Před 6 lety +3

    To win without fighting is best!

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo Před 6 lety +2

      Permanent victory is only attained once the enemy has lost his will to fight. Disarming your opponent means not simply separating him from his weapon, but also separating him from his need to wield it. War can only be ended by peace. ;)

  • @Pallyrulez
    @Pallyrulez Před 6 lety

    I didn't know you did Wing Chun. Awesome.

  • @TheSeanoops
    @TheSeanoops Před 6 lety +1

    A new Lindybeige video? Well, it's time to put everything on hold for 24 minutes.