Writing Session (w/Geoff, Amir and Reilly)
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"Amir really hurt me yesterday" is an incredibly strong opening line on Reilly's part, I must say.
Cheez Ifs, so instead of "Cheez Itz"... are they?
Geoff is a dream collaborator. He's like Bill Hader, an easy laugher. SNL cast and writers said Bill had such a great laugh and laughed so frequently it encouraged them and put them at ease, which is essential for comedy alchemy. 45:43
The absolute dead silence after some jokes here were painful, these guys are not giving fake laughs to make each other feel better
@@motopixel50 they're brainstorming. comes with the territory. some jokes will bomb.
@@smokejc I suppose it isn't just friends hanging, they are actually doing their jobs so they need to be honest when a joke isnt funny but it was still painful to see
@@motopixel50 a little, but they're used to it by now. i imagine it happens a lot in the writing rooms of places like SNL, Daily Show, Late Show, etc.
@@motopixel50 most of the time it was lag though so it was okay.
Fear - It's like beer, but I'm constantly scared of turning into my father.
Amir get a router you can’t keep using your cousin Leron’s dial-up
he was on a typewriter
@@xa1551 yeah but it has new ink!
The black was just replaces but the yellow is ass old
This is like hive-mind comedy except everyone is the queen bee simultaneously . Shit, I meant wasp.
Queen Bee? Nah. Queen ME.
IAmNotExist banh mi? More like ban me
@@user-xj2sm3xd5l Really good.
With a side of sauce
With a side of sauce on a hat
Review Revue is one of my fav pods these days. They're so naturally funny together
cuckie dough: what I use to make cookies for my wife's boyfriend
Fight club sandwich: Turkey and Bacon on Rye, and I really shouldn't be talking about it
More of these PLEASE!
yes post more of this i loveee watching the social dynamics between u all
Ben & Geriatrics - it’s a treat-meant for old people
50 minutes huh? I deserve so much more than this...
Cheez-Thems: Like Cheez-Its, but there’s more than one.
Damien Kirk this is brilliant
Sam o’nella reference?
@@Evans327 Nope
Can’ts on a log: millions of reasons why not. On a log. In a hat.
With a side of nauce
Sauce that's another reason why not.
Geoff: peace & love
Riley: no
45:44 makes me laugh because Geoff laughed so hard. And just like Amir I couldn’t hear what Reiley said the first time so I played it over and over again. Hilarious
RAWMEN
despairagus. its where im eating lentils but my dog's dead
Henry Jackson This might be one of the funniest ones I’ve seen.
LMAO
NOOOOOOOOO hahahahaha. Oh my god. This is amazing!
Assaulted peanut
Like a single nut with salt?
No, like a legume that got jumped
Last year when I was seeing a movie in theaters (remember that?) and the film's audio wasn't working. After some considerable rumblings in the audience an usher came out and did this joke in a desperate bid the quell the unrest. Guess what, it worked baby. Not really, but sort of.
I'm a bit of peptomaniac. As in, I can't help lifting pepto bismol from an unsuspecting friend's medicine cabinet in an attempt to soothe the aching feeling I get from consuming these so-called snacks. Sue me!
they might!
Pleez-Wiz. It's like Cheez-Wiz, but it asks permission.
The Billy Goat's Cheese Bluff - It's from a goat, but it's not cheese
Coming up to one year since this glorious stream.
Tic-tacs. They’re like Kit-Kats except mints.
More stuff like this on patreon pleaseeee
Wifi - a contractually obligated loved one holding your internet modem from a great height. Technically not a snack
John Lennon meringue.
It's like a lemon meringue, but it's made with BEETLES.
My grandmother was a butterfly, yeah.
Coached eggs. Eggs that lack guidance
I resent the implication that I am related to Geoff.
in love with reilly
that “a-spare-a-gas” idea really was ahead of its time
CHEERY- O'S
Steel Cut Goats, exactly what it sounds like and not at all a part of a balanced breakfast
I can't believe it's not butter chicken! Margarine and horse meat but it tastes like the real deal!
Hey headgum! What's the deal with SNL's Guy Who Just Bought a Boat being an Amir list rip off? Were you guys at least consulted?
Reilly's abs got me like...shit... it's Anspaugh.
Chocolate Goose, an aggressive waterfowl covered in chocolate in a 5 star restaurant
Break me off a piece of that tick tack tock
You obviously knew what it was called
Orrrrr!!!! Exactly rice
A guy I dont deserve, denying the earth's curve, makes this engineer boy Swer-er-er-erve!
Dork rinds. It's like pork rinds but they DIDN'T go to prom
So, you've heard of covid-19. Well this is cornvid-19. A video of 19 corns for 19 seconds.
Mindless Shenanigans
A star is born?? Nah, a star is corn.
Is Reillance dating Barry Chairister? Is my celeb crush off the market? This is pub unfare to me.
He has to be with in 500 feet of Reilly or risk sitting in low chair for the rest of life (FYI: the zeros are silent)
A Jelly Randwich; it's Rand Paul with jam in between his joined hands which you chew on in an ice cold freezer
Quarantini: A Black Cherry White Claw with So Cal at least 6 feet away from the can.
French Ghost: A hard to grasp baguette that pretends like you don't exist.
Padlock Thai: The all rice noodle dish that's not going anywhere.
Cheery Os killed me
Panini, not the sandwich but the song by lil nas x
- you eat a song?
I eat a gay man out, the rapper Nas
- lil nas?
Who??
Bad wifi? Nah, bad you
30 seconds in and its gold
"Don't stop throwing shit out" - Geoff 2020
Yup
Murph and turf
Werther's Plagerisms. Oar-ville Rennenbocher Oar shop.
how about pre-chewed gum with the flavour re-inserted but the flavour is saliva
Rees's Fulls, can't afford to have them taken apart.
Harrison Gourd
does Geoff know that Cerebral Ballzy is already the name of a band
How about chocolead? Sounds like chocolate, smells like chocolate but it's super poisonous.
Cynical
Well, I french kissed my step-mom. At a pastry shop.
Electric Car Wheels, like Wagon Wheels but not completely outdated
A three of course dinner: I'll have Starey-Floss, you know, a bag of molten sugar while I look in the mirror.
For the main I'll have a boss murger, a vegan burger with a patty you MOSS enjoy.
Desert? A single asymptomatic-tac. I'll walk through a bar, a pub, and a clurb and find loose tic-tacs.
I'll wash it all down with a bottle of not-a-fanta. It's kinda like sprite but not as good.
Tomato coupe - soup you can only eat in a 2 door car
Baked veggiemite, An australian delicacy where you create vegetarian lifeless GOLEMS of mites, and bake them to eat.
Bar's Mar.
It's a bit of aged mould on a soapbar
hamdini i get a ham but by the time i get home its gone
"how could I be any clearer"
gold
corn chomps!!! corn chomps!!! corn chomps!!!
Myyyy favourite childhood snack?
Reilly showing off her abs 🙄
Ravocados: Avocados... but raw.
Chris Hernandez cooked in the freaking RAW
So just avocados then
THICK mints. Mints so thick they could feed a family of sick. Are you kidding me it's genius it's unbelievable
rice crispy streets. Where you eat gravel
Fish is the fruit of the sea
Bread Armisen, flour leavened with a quirky sense of humor
Zooms, Zucchini shrooms, you get fucked up but it's carb smart
Jeff and Amir
a cornacopia, its where you get a cat and a rat that gets spat, on. then it scratches your face "so you dont eat it then" *crying* you eat the tears... in a hat
Spagotti. It's like spaghetti but it's in prison for organized crime.
Goodnight, Oil.
YOU KNOW NOVALOCKS??
Prime Riley era
It's weird how they did the BLT wasp joke twice and no one noticed it.
Filet Minion: when you murder a servant, dice them, and perhaps eat them.
reily: 'a lot of people think Jake and Amir write all the Geoff and Riley stuff.'
geoff: 'I don't think anyone thinks that.'
everyone thinks that.
Little late for this but Amy Shumai
Thick mints like thin mints but thicker.
The death of a frenchman
geoff stealing amir's KitKat jingle like an absolute diva roach
I eat oldtella, thats nutella, but expired
is this what comedy writing is like
shame-pain (champagne)
its when your dad publicly hates you, in a hat
phot pocket
its like a hot pocket ...
-(rylai interrupts) but its only a photo?
- no, you fuck it
Peppered Ronis pizza
Ca-shrews. They look like cashews, but they're small mole like mammals that burrow through your stomach for freedom after consumption.
a prenup better jelly sandwich (~peanut butter jelly), its when your jellous of your ex wife for taking your family jewels
Let’s go for a brandle, a crazy edible candle given to you by a blood
Clam Powder
Jerry Ricearoni
Bone Spurrito
Muffin Tops
Baby Food
Reece's Peanut Butter Cusp
Amicable Ranchers
Riley: ...what?
He’s cereal, thanks for asking
and Amir paid a bad amount of cash for that internet too
Funniest fans
Colin Jost. Nah, Colin Toast
Rodney Burger King
Coke Ebola, you know, like the good ol days.
Chips a Soy
Wtf 50 minutes of Geoff being a dunbass