WHIMSY (w/Geoffrey James!) - If I Were You - 545

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  • čas přidán 19. 06. 2022
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Komentáře • 94

  • @brianhead2709
    @brianhead2709 Před 2 lety +46

    “Making cash by being tough on your fridge.”
    A sentence only Geoff would utter

  • @T4ke2
    @T4ke2 Před 2 lety +95

    Geoff’s advice falls flat because he’s a hot, charming, and smart guy who clearly has no problem meeting people to date or hook up with. The exact opposite demographic of this podcast.

    • @CollinRapp33
      @CollinRapp33 Před 2 lety +48

      Geoff’s a golden god, and I’m a troll named Rod!

    • @benjaminhovda1148
      @benjaminhovda1148 Před 2 lety +30

      This is bullying... And I do have to take it!

    • @NougatCN
      @NougatCN Před 2 lety

      📠

    • @Bobbleheads56
      @Bobbleheads56 Před rokem +1

      These three guys have insane charisma im honestly jealous

  • @rendog444
    @rendog444 Před 2 lety +92

    Hey it’s Geoff the guy that sours my Friday is here to sour my fricking Monday too GOSH

  • @Fauxry
    @Fauxry Před 2 lety +149

    This may be blasphemy but I would not be against having Geoff on like every episode

  • @ShaunHautly
    @ShaunHautly Před 2 lety +100

    This is not the first time on a podcast the Geoff has used the word "detritus" and Amir has asked him what that means. I hate that I know this.

    • @nutmaster652
      @nutmaster652 Před 2 lety +16

      I caught that as well lol. also not the first time they’ve talked about the DJ Khaled Chicken Wings that he order for Amir and left on his porch

    • @user-pt4xh2jr8h
      @user-pt4xh2jr8h Před 2 lety

      he is human detritus

  • @swiper33333
    @swiper33333 Před 2 lety +58

    Love this throuple! More of Geoff please

  • @manasavachat5101
    @manasavachat5101 Před 2 lety +24

    Geoffrey with the honourary turdy on this one

  • @NotHeresrsly
    @NotHeresrsly Před 2 lety +30

    It's so funny how Geoff is basically his character now, no matter the podcast

  • @ebadkhan7649
    @ebadkhan7649 Před 2 lety +32

    Geoff's dirty converse... on the clean couch... I CAN'T.

  • @november9046
    @november9046 Před 2 lety +24

    This episode is a good example of why Geoff should be the IIWY 3rd host!

  • @InfiniteHands
    @InfiniteHands Před 2 lety +7

    Won't the real headgum please headgum, please headgum, please headgum

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 Před 2 lety +2

    Geoffs face during that entire last question is why i’m so grateful for video podcasts LMAO

  • @CameronSlaysTBE
    @CameronSlaysTBE Před 2 lety +10

    MY DAY IS MADE LETS GOOOOO THX FOR THE CONTENT GUYS. MY 3 FAV HEADGUMMERS

  • @incog.nyto.
    @incog.nyto. Před 2 lety +7

    This ep is giving WHIMSY (except for Amir of course)

  • @mikebrushing1851
    @mikebrushing1851 Před 2 lety +4

    Really great episode. Better than a usual IfIWereYou and miiiiiiles better than the Headgum pod.

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun Před 2 lety

    Glad to see them in person again!
    I don’t know how long they’ve been in person since I’ve mostly just _listened_ to the episodes, but still.

  • @michaelmuise2262
    @michaelmuise2262 Před 2 lety +2

    It's Haier Appliances. Like Disney's Aladdin featuring famous slapper Willard Carroll Smith II, you were so close but so JAFAR

  • @juliandossantos523
    @juliandossantos523 Před 2 lety

    Best episode in a long time! This show desperately needs more guests and in person energy

  • @LaytonsLoveliest
    @LaytonsLoveliest Před 2 lety +1

    Should definitely have been a Gash Flash. "Send me a gash flash gurl"

  • @sforce1412
    @sforce1412 Před 2 lety +17

    Amir Shmuwelp Blumenfailed
    I’ll be accepting cash for this

    • @eriklf48
      @eriklf48 Před 2 lety +5

      thats REALLY good. Cashapp or just home address and ill write you a check at the door?

  • @edwardwilliamson1
    @edwardwilliamson1 Před 2 lety +4

    in the uk 'drunk' and 'pissed' are synonyms btw

  • @JoshMarshain
    @JoshMarshain Před 2 lety +2

    If only we'd stopped at Gash Snap, little did they know the horror that would come the next time they recorded a podcast together in this room

  • @Bobbleheads56
    @Bobbleheads56 Před rokem

    Geoff is super funny he gets the comedy of jake and amir so well

  • @mattpopemusic
    @mattpopemusic Před rokem +1

    Sick ep and theme tune is one of the best

  • @LanceDavies
    @LanceDavies Před 2 lety +3

    New studio looks really good.

  • @johnchapman1132
    @johnchapman1132 Před 2 lety

    I accidentally clicked on this
    (Not that I don’t love you)
    And it played in the background and I didn’t notice. Your voices just ..we’re accepted as the background

  • @deadpoolhaspolio
    @deadpoolhaspolio Před 2 lety +13

    Dude I didn’t know you guys were still going. I’ve just recently started listening to your podcast on JandAOuttakes and they stopped at 265 5 years ago. I was disappointed because the show ended and I missed it.
    Is “seize the cheese” and “email us in” still a thing?!

    • @deadpoolhaspolio
      @deadpoolhaspolio Před 2 lety +4

      @@LanceDavies Oh I subbed the moment I found the channel. I’ll have to follow them on Spotify. I’m glad they started doing video podcasts. I prefer them!

    • @Shellitronnn
      @Shellitronnn Před 2 lety +1

      nah but #dope for sure for sure is. jake is still a texting Casanova too

  • @JRAD897
    @JRAD897 Před 2 lety

    I love this.

  • @drv5440
    @drv5440 Před 2 lety +1

    omg Jake and Amir doing a collab with GameGrumps? That would be the wet dream of my tweens!

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun Před 2 lety

    Funny how I’m watching this whilst playing Animal Crossing!

  • @ganon8835
    @ganon8835 Před 2 lety

    please have geoffrey on more, the vibes are immaculate.

  • @jordanbecker5692
    @jordanbecker5692 Před 2 lety +1

    Preesh the father John misty reference

  • @Jcbs_
    @Jcbs_ Před rokem +1

    lmfao first dude got followed by a bot pretending to be the actual girl. that is so common on ig rn

  • @erikkasolter3641
    @erikkasolter3641 Před 2 lety +1

    Geoff have you been offered a model deal with Pantene Pro-V?? Those locks are money makers ❤️

  • @ebadkhan7649
    @ebadkhan7649 Před 2 lety +2

    also gimmie this WELP merch rn

  • @oreooreo101
    @oreooreo101 Před 2 lety

    “Zoom, zoom, zoom”- Amir

  • @keelansiemens6537
    @keelansiemens6537 Před 2 lety +6

    I can almost guarantee that the first question, the instagram account, is a fake account made to impersonate her to draw people to a link, happens on instagram all the time

    • @NellyLikesPirates
      @NellyLikesPirates Před 2 lety +1

      this is definitely what happened, the bots create an account with one letter or symbol different from your current username and they run a script to request all of your followers. it happened to me and a lot of people i know, they were all mortified but i didn't mind so much because i already had my own links on my page - i was more annoyed that they were trying to take my business haha.
      it's really quite sweet and innocent of him to believe it was a real account and he was having a full on moral dilemma.

  • @MrFeederperson
    @MrFeederperson Před 6 měsíci

    What is the opening song parodied from

  • @bigsaft8100
    @bigsaft8100 Před 2 lety +2

    I have only now just recovered from Geoff injecting his-his-his poison and spreading, not only liable but, I hate to say this, legs twice in the same week. Podcast wise.

  • @koolkidtrav4424
    @koolkidtrav4424 Před 2 lety +2

    Amir is all calves and no bite

  • @robpa3169
    @robpa3169 Před 2 lety

    I think we know where Geoff wants that whimsy injected.

  • @RacleandRaHill
    @RacleandRaHill Před 2 lety +1

    your status quo? i think that’s status-No

  • @primularossa8976
    @primularossa8976 Před 5 měsíci

    We want to see Geof without shoes!

  • @shannonfarrell909
    @shannonfarrell909 Před 2 lety +1

    Came here to see if Grimm punched in around 40 min and was disappointed

  • @Smiththebat
    @Smiththebat Před 2 lety

    They sell Alka-Seltzer and a premium over/under model with jewel ice maker and purified water dispenser.

    • @Smiththebat
      @Smiththebat Před 2 lety

      Lol Beijer is a software company for like production lines and factories.

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. Před 2 lety +4

      @@Smiththebat I can't Beijer this slander

  • @cheddarandsourcream
    @cheddarandsourcream Před 2 lety +1

    I’m starting to think a haircut wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing for Geoff

  • @gracelemke5549
    @gracelemke5549 Před 2 lety

    When GashGram and SnatchSnap are right there, he goes with GashSnap. How is this fair?

  • @sierratalbert8040
    @sierratalbert8040 Před 2 lety +1

    This is crazy. I've been listening to this show for 7 years and I didn't know Geoff is hot LMAO

  • @peterj2415
    @peterj2415 Před rokem +1

    (For the first question) I think it is weird that your gf's best friend would be soliciting her premium snapchat. Casting a wide net is fine, but surely there is room for a little discernment.

  • @touchly
    @touchly Před 2 lety

    amir one almond blumenfeld

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Před 2 lety

    Geoff 🥰

  • @VMP666
    @VMP666 Před 2 lety

    Oh fuck, now I have to watch another hour of Geoff this week. Faris, cut him out.

  • @carlosr6462
    @carlosr6462 Před 2 lety +6

    so Geoff is poisoning this podcast too, alright.

  • @lassehegaard
    @lassehegaard Před 2 lety +1

    good

  • @farhantalukder
    @farhantalukder Před rokem

    geoff should take his shoes off the couch 😾

  • @maltejansen
    @maltejansen Před 2 lety +3

    yo is it just me or was the first question already answered?
    it sounded incredibly familiar

    • @STS-Dreamer
      @STS-Dreamer Před 2 lety +2

      there was a vaguely similar question pretty recently yeah

  • @JibJab67
    @JibJab67 Před 2 lety

    So Gash Grab was definitely a result of the seedling planted here right?

  • @christholen7451
    @christholen7451 Před 2 lety

    They already hooked up and Jake is right she was testing the water to see how mad he would get. Break Up Now!

  • @samuelsandoval167
    @samuelsandoval167 Před 2 lety +1

    Geoff has shoes on the couch 0/10

  • @brominedreams3798
    @brominedreams3798 Před 2 lety

    I like the pod but it would be nice if I didn't have to see Amir's face. Could you post an edit with his face blurred out or covered with an emoji or something?

  • @LilGreenManWhoSits
    @LilGreenManWhoSits Před 2 lety +1

    for real just have amir wear pants or at the least normal length shorts
    this is an assault on viewers

  • @SpacestationWilly
    @SpacestationWilly Před 2 lety +2

    Geoff putting his shoes on the couch 🤮

  • @Michael-mt4ey
    @Michael-mt4ey Před 2 lety

    Geoff you're funny man but get your damn shoes off the couch