Improv (w/Geoffrey James!) - Segments - 19

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  • čas přidán 10. 03. 2024
  • In this episode Geoffrey joins us to sing songs, play improv games, and move to Russia for some reason.
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  • @JakeandAmirPods
    @JakeandAmirPods  Před 3 měsíci +4

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  • @Rocketmanrun
    @Rocketmanrun Před 3 měsíci +116

    Amir’s “little guy” country song actually made me tear up laughing 😂

    • @roadsidefruitstand
      @roadsidefruitstand Před 3 měsíci +4

      it's just sad that the lil guy feels he has to make "small jokes" to fit in with the "tall folks" :(

  • @brookew352
    @brookew352 Před 3 měsíci +78

    The 1ft 3in cowboy is going to need a full write up.

  • @chrisbyerly
    @chrisbyerly Před 3 měsíci +74

    “Nobody puts baby in the björner” dear lord how did we wait this long for Geoff

  • @Wunder
    @Wunder Před 3 měsíci +167

    Finally the star of the show makes his long awaited debut

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen Před 3 měsíci +5

      The JJARR of the NO

    • @BoolyK
      @BoolyK Před 3 měsíci +4

      Jake?

    • @Rocketmanrun
      @Rocketmanrun Před 3 měsíci +6

      Boo, absolutely boo

    • @Wunder
      @Wunder Před 3 měsíci +3

      Oops I thought Faris was appearing. delete tweet

    • @squareheadhk
      @squareheadhk Před 3 měsíci

      she's da belle of da ball

  • @keelansiemens6537
    @keelansiemens6537 Před 3 měsíci +20

    “You maximized, but your ceiling was a floor to others” did not get enough credit

  • @Hossyboy420
    @Hossyboy420 Před 3 měsíci +29

    Amir’s song was clearly the best

  • @WelhamGaming
    @WelhamGaming Před 3 měsíci +35

    Two Foot Dreamin' by Amir

  • @coffin7904
    @coffin7904 Před 3 měsíci +28

    Segment idea: everyone gets in a character and you attempt to figure out what the others character is while remaining in character

  • @DakStoSha
    @DakStoSha Před 3 měsíci +26

    “She showed me the sphere, said these are your hats” almost fucking crashed my car laughing

  • @lollmfaorofl100
    @lollmfaorofl100 Před 3 měsíci +30

    Amir wrote the best song and they still berated him, life is so unfair smh

  • @mattpopemusic
    @mattpopemusic Před 3 měsíci +68

    Segment Idea: 'No More Jockeys'
    This is a game created by British comedian Alex Horne - would love if you guys tried it out!
    The idea is that you name someone famous and/or known to both of you, and along with the person you name you have to give a rule that applies to them in some way.
    For example, Amir could say 'Jake Hurwitz' and then 'No more people who host a podcast', and then Jake wouldn't be able to say 'Amir Blumenfeld', but he could say: 'Ben Schwartz: no more people who've made an appearance on our podcast.' The rules stack up over time, so the field of people you can choose gets progressively smaller. The way you win the game is by challenging the other on their choice of person and convincing them that the challenge stands. So, in this example, if after Jake's go, Amir then said 'Bo Burnham', Jake could challenge him on the premise that Bo Burnham has in fact been a guest on 'If I Were You'. The challenge has to accepted by both parties in order for it to succeed - if it doesn't, the challenger loses one of their three challenges; if they lose all three then they lose the game by default. You cannot challenge someone on a name/rule once it has been accepted and the next player has given a person/rule - you cannot challenge retroactively just because you now remember a rule after the fact (I guess like in Monopoly where you can't call others out for landing on your property once the game has moved on). You can be as creative/subjective with the rules as you like. One of the rules in Alex Horne's game was: 'Gary Lineker [British football commentator]: No more people whose second name you have to think twice about spelling'. Long description but it's a great game and think would be jks if you guys played it.

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles Před 3 měsíci +7

      big if

    • @Canders137
      @Canders137 Před 3 měsíci +13

      New segment idea- Casey and Geoff taskmaster their sorry asses

    • @StuartM62
      @StuartM62 Před 3 měsíci +1

      This feels like it would run it’s course fairly fast tbh.

    • @mattpopemusic
      @mattpopemusic Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@StuartM62 I get that but still worth a shot imo esp for eps with guests. I reckon there could be some pretty funny exchanges coming up through it.

    • @agneseditsstuff
      @agneseditsstuff Před 3 měsíci +3

      sounds awesome!

  • @maxytheripper
    @maxytheripper Před 3 měsíci +25

    "You got a fast jake, lets get tickets to a baseball game, I want to eat chicken nuggets"

    • @zacharyharbridge9231
      @zacharyharbridge9231 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Is this one of your schizophrenia songs? Same dude. Been looping in my head since the video was first released.

    • @maxytheripper
      @maxytheripper Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@zacharyharbridge9231 I had never heard fast car before that video actually lol.

    • @zacharyharbridge9231
      @zacharyharbridge9231 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@maxytheripper I'd heard the song as a kid and knew the riff, but when I actually heard the song in the radio, I couldn't NOT sing Fast Jake hahaha

    • @kidyuki1
      @kidyuki1 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Anything is better
      Than me paying cause I don't have cash
      I was pretty f***ing clear about that
      When I said I didn't have cash
      You heard me, right?

  • @michaelcomar7568
    @michaelcomar7568 Před 3 měsíci +7

    my favorite part is the way jeff is ice cold and shivering the entire episode. this would never happen with cozy cola walls

  • @Butterflyteeth
    @Butterflyteeth Před 3 měsíci +3

    Having Geoff on Segments feels like coming home after war

  • @andrewspringer9433
    @andrewspringer9433 Před 3 měsíci +4

    1 ft 3 in cowboy was the hardest I’ve laughed in a very long time.

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron Před 3 měsíci +10

    My trinity of comedy ⚔

  • @thiccchungus588
    @thiccchungus588 Před 3 měsíci +4

    We NEED the UNABRIDGED and fully produced 'Little Man'

  • @bongle3726
    @bongle3726 Před 3 měsíci +20

    segment idea: a sponsorship from someone other than betterhelp

  • @TaterTots620
    @TaterTots620 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Segment ideas: whos 55? Except it’s who’s 5’9”?

  • @Niskrr
    @Niskrr Před 3 měsíci +6

    Just like the good ole days… jake & amir & geoff ❤️

  • @TaterTots620
    @TaterTots620 Před 3 měsíci +2

    1 foot 3 cowboy has got me in tears can amir please record a full version thanks

  • @megharoni
    @megharoni Před 3 měsíci +1

    Amir's country song made me laugh so hard, it hurt. I didn't know laughing while pregnant could hurt that bad but I couldn't stop.

  • @BigMcChriss
    @BigMcChriss Před 3 měsíci +1

    Loved this episode of Dregments!

  • @staher1990
    @staher1990 Před 3 měsíci +2

    The 1ft 3 cowboy country song was soo funny 😂 22:45

  • @dominicedwards-wilds4333
    @dominicedwards-wilds4333 Před 3 měsíci +1

    “They would hire locals to bottle feed me river water” 🤣

  • @clipz2520
    @clipz2520 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Please have Geoff back soon as he is basically sprung from ya'll loins. The word story improv was great maybe yall can improv a Geoffrey sketch w him next time

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Před 3 měsíci +1

    Seeing Geoff laugh so hard at their jokes brings a smile to my face.

  • @jakedemedeiros9978
    @jakedemedeiros9978 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Jake is pronouncing Azores wrong, but it’s a beautiful vacation and it’s well worth it. My family is from there and I’ve been there before, stunning islands. Especially fun if you’re into botany/geology/marine biology

  • @ebadkhan7649
    @ebadkhan7649 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I can’t believe Amir experienced improv for the first time, he really tried to explain the synergy “it’s like we shared one brain” lmfao cute.
    But enough roasts for the chipmunk, his country song was obviously the best.

  • @Smiththebat
    @Smiththebat Před 3 měsíci +1

    Might have been the best episode.

  • @SwordSaint892
    @SwordSaint892 Před 3 měsíci +1

    one of the better episodes of The Headgum Podcast

  • @CayceUrriah
    @CayceUrriah Před 3 měsíci +2

    I want to hear a full 'little guy'

  • @Fauxry
    @Fauxry Před 3 měsíci +1

    6:57 such an unhinged conversation, I love it 😂

  • @Hossyboy420
    @Hossyboy420 Před 3 měsíci +2

    This would have been a great waxing ep

  • @Katasunder
    @Katasunder Před 3 měsíci

    Can't choose a song, I laughed really hard at all 3

  • @robriley6135
    @robriley6135 Před 3 měsíci

    the idea of a chilled out comfy song about getting ready for the day in a "day in the life of" way slowly turning really angry and bitter as the person can't find shit they need for the day is a fantastic idea

  • @brominedreams3798
    @brominedreams3798 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Red Deer is actually a pretty good city for Amir. It's pretty close to both Calgary and Edmonton and he could drive to one of the more affordable ski resorts (not Banff).

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Před 3 měsíci +1

    Who could’ve known Geoff would have a sour mood during the theme song?

  • @randomness264
    @randomness264 Před 3 měsíci

    "It's sort of where the water runs VERY wet" , moving to Red Deer right now

  • @phillipobrien7961
    @phillipobrien7961 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Does anyone know which headgum ep Amir is talking about in the beginning??

  • @VICloudkicker
    @VICloudkicker Před 3 měsíci +1

    My Bond of the Week this week is Avital Ash, noted starlet of of the Edinburgh Fringe because I think it's time for a James B- W... what's that?
    Oh, I'm sorry. I saw Geoff and I just... I'm so sorry. I'll save it for next time then. My bad.

  • @carltonascarf7694
    @carltonascarf7694 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Geoffs infection of Headgum continues...

  • @matiasreba
    @matiasreba Před 3 měsíci +8

    hey bring back the old intro

  • @jakeman1251
    @jakeman1251 Před měsícem

    It's honestly so fucked you call out my hometown of Red Deer, Alberta. Shit hit me like a truck

  • @MOTHforLife
    @MOTHforLife Před 3 měsíci +4

    Who is this mystery guest? I don't recognize him. I figured they'd only pick people they were friends with.

  • @beempboomp
    @beempboomp Před 3 měsíci +1

    The way he advertises the thankles hearkens a nuclear bomb of me

  • @jordanborj8137
    @jordanborj8137 Před 3 měsíci

    Someone needs to animate Amir's song

  • @luiscampos9688
    @luiscampos9688 Před 3 měsíci

    What ep of the headgum pod is amir talking about?

    • @danvera7672
      @danvera7672 Před 3 měsíci

      I’m pretty sure it’s ep 186 “Spotify rapt” but idk when in the episode it is

  • @morganchadd2355
    @morganchadd2355 Před 3 měsíci

    After hours truth or drink!
    Crossover with Here to Help!

  • @Butterflyteeth
    @Butterflyteeth Před 3 měsíci

    No way Red Deer, Alberta was mentioned 😂 please come back to Calgary boys

  • @parkerkary631
    @parkerkary631 Před 3 měsíci +1

    GEOFFREY GEOFFREY GEOFFREY

  • @awesomeguy2009
    @awesomeguy2009 Před 3 měsíci

    Dregments!

  • @kidyuki1
    @kidyuki1 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I used to think Geoff brought such a humorous energy to everything he was part of. And I still think that, but now I'm wondering if that energy is actually just being mean to Amir.

  • @saberterminal871
    @saberterminal871 Před 3 měsíci

    Bobby Lee 2.0 would be awesome

  • @coreyperdue1966
    @coreyperdue1966 Před 3 měsíci

    Geoff is the sturdiest member of the group

  • @eman2k2k2
    @eman2k2k2 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Segments, the show where 20% of the time there are no segments

    • @StuartM62
      @StuartM62 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Are you guys ever happy?

    • @80lemon80
      @80lemon80 Před 3 měsíci +4

      That’s one of the segments. The wax segment

  • @ColombianComplain
    @ColombianComplain Před 3 měsíci

    Segment idea: Amir and Streeter listen to Everything/Nothing

  • @SSSammyRCT
    @SSSammyRCT Před 3 měsíci +3

    why is amir drinking pickled eggs

  • @carltonascarf7694
    @carltonascarf7694 Před 3 měsíci

    Segment idea - Wikipedia race; you both start with the same wiki page and have to get to a specific different wiki page as fast as possible using links found on the wiki pages you both find yourselves on.
    Might work better on a zoom ep cause then we can see your screens

  • @kek22219
    @kek22219 Před 3 měsíci

    I want to know what that 'Gay Bar' book is about.

  • @counterpoprecords
    @counterpoprecords Před 3 měsíci

    Segment idea: ask chat gpt to pitch 20 segments, roll a d20, and do that one.

  • @dogstlks
    @dogstlks Před 3 měsíci

    Thems some thin ankles

  • @Sabrina-tl9ws
    @Sabrina-tl9ws Před 3 měsíci

    Amir's a Tallahassee man

  • @anchor8615
    @anchor8615 Před 3 měsíci

    I never say anything nice about Amir, you guys know me, but his song was the best of the 3.

  • @EmersonCloud
    @EmersonCloud Před 3 měsíci

    Why is the camera that's on geoff and jake so low res compared to the other cameras

    • @EmersonCloud
      @EmersonCloud Před 3 měsíci

      the wide is 1080p, solo amir is in 4k. the one on geoff and jake is 480p and casey's cam is a potato!

  • @neilawatson4196
    @neilawatson4196 Před 3 měsíci

    What’s the deal with Geoff’s sweater paws

  • @2001goldeagle
    @2001goldeagle Před 3 měsíci

    How does it seem like Geoff is always moving

  • @alfiecollins5617
    @alfiecollins5617 Před 3 měsíci

    40:50

  • @Henry-ep6qy
    @Henry-ep6qy Před 3 měsíci +1

    Literally going to propose to my gf in the Azores in a month

    • @rook37
      @rook37 Před 3 měsíci

      that's exciting! good luck, i hope you guys have a great time :)

    • @jakedemedeiros9978
      @jakedemedeiros9978 Před 3 měsíci

      Take her whale watching if you get the chance. The grey whale populations are super active in April.

  • @playa6491
    @playa6491 Před 3 měsíci

    just saying my nickname is Uchi. I feel seen. But like the kind of seen where you just see someone in a crowd, never really looking directly at them.

  • @grlluigi
    @grlluigi Před 3 měsíci

    the better help ad was a jumpscare why are you so close to the cam

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Před 3 měsíci

    Of course Geoff said sand. Does he say rice? Let’s keep watching.

  • @ebadkhan7649
    @ebadkhan7649 Před 3 měsíci

    What happened to Geoff’s ankles? They’re like chopsticks

  • @briangoates3245
    @briangoates3245 Před 3 měsíci

    Is this entire conversation on edibles

  • @TheHighRoadToVictory
    @TheHighRoadToVictory Před 3 měsíci

    It's been so long since if I were you that I forgot about Jake's awful gum smacking

  • @timgehrsitz3267
    @timgehrsitz3267 Před 3 měsíci

    Segment idea with 2+ guests: two of these people are lying. Game that Tom Scott plays where 3 people bring a wikipedia article, the 4th person picks one out of the hat and reads the title. The person whose article it was describes the real thing, the other two people pretend it's their article too and make something up, and the guesser has to figure out who's describing the real article

  • @koziol552
    @koziol552 Před 3 měsíci

    So who is stalking Geoff to make him nervous about getting doxxed? Don’t ladies know he is a paper man?

  • @matiasreba
    @matiasreba Před 3 měsíci

    "a rotting wife"

  • @ZZ29993
    @ZZ29993 Před 3 měsíci +27

    Great video guys #freepalestine

  • @agneseditsstuff
    @agneseditsstuff Před 3 měsíci

    Amir's song > Geoff's song > Jake's song. Objectively, no offense

  • @danvera7672
    @danvera7672 Před 3 měsíci +1

    What is this, some sort of “Dregments” knockoff show?

  • @chrisliden716
    @chrisliden716 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Who the flap is this guy
    Jk I know it’s Vlad the Impaler

  • @roadsidefruitstand
    @roadsidefruitstand Před 3 měsíci

    sand

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper Před 3 měsíci

    I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

  • @bulletime133
    @bulletime133 Před 3 měsíci

    How can Geoff be such a great guest but horrible host? It's uncanny. It's the duality of Hamm (John)

  • @Supascury
    @Supascury Před 3 měsíci +1

    I feel like while recording these episodes in bulk may be more efficient and easier on the cast, it definitely detracts from the quality. No way we're less than 20 episodes in and already out of ideas, right? I don't mean to be a coy roach but whoever is directing the show needs to take a day to pre-plan the episodes or maybe dial it down to monthly episodes if the ideas just aren't there.

  • @adamrodger5351
    @adamrodger5351 Před 3 měsíci +3

    If Amir really spent $1700 on one meal, I might genuinely hate him now.

  • @muzzzggggg
    @muzzzggggg Před 3 měsíci

    First is worst

  • @oldskulziom
    @oldskulziom Před 3 měsíci +5

    So not only this pod is so mid, but now you guys are not even prepared?

    • @chrisliden716
      @chrisliden716 Před 3 měsíci +25

      You deserve so much more than this

    • @StuartM62
      @StuartM62 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Stop listening, please like you’re last few comments on the podcast are all just negative, if you don’t like it just don’t listen

    • @MrFeederperson
      @MrFeederperson Před 3 měsíci

      Your life sounds really sad, man. You're trying to make some random small celebrities in the US feel bad with ignored youtube comments. That's a horror movie of a life. In a film, you'd be a basement dwelling serial killer.

    • @oldskulziom
      @oldskulziom Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@StuartM62 sorry, I DID know that you guys are just a bunch of circle-jerking DIVAS! But you are right, I'm clearly kidding myself that content will improve in time. See you never
      PS Go Bills

  • @Fox_on_the_wall
    @Fox_on_the_wall Před 3 měsíci

    vanilla bean sand