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Someone lock up Geoff in a for-profit hugnasium because he’s killing it with his hosting duties!

HG P.o.d. is BACK baby.good ep!!

When Johnny puts more work into the show than the host

geoff continuing the show as one by one each person leaves for something better seems to be the inevitable future of headgum unfortunately

I really appreciate the job opportunity Mr. Villa. I've always been a fan of the work being done at Prettywack Industries. You truly are the next Jobs, Gates, and Bond combined. I graduated with a master's degree just this May and have been having bad luck with job applications, but you are a great boss who takes a chance on the little guy. I have zero experience in nuclear weapon research and animal testing, but I am fully willing to partake in whatever training you need. If you'd like you can consider this my cover letter, please get back to me whenever possible.

very interested in a FIXER subscription, it's only missing Adderall

I feel like sand wasn’t good enough to end on

*#imprettywack*

Shame the podcast only lasted til 51:04

Not gonna lie… this one sucked

gneuinely spit out my drink at "Bronxian lover"

I can’t believe this episode started with Geoff calling Marika a cunt, no wonder he’s not a Headgum employee

Geoffrey not knowing what newgrounds is shows me my age

that one, was not the one

how the fuck do you spell Spoitendoible

good ep.

that ending of the episode was kind of serving (on a taupe platter or otherwise), and I hate to say it, but *incredibly long pause* grunty! and honestly, that's vair! as in blueish-GREAT POD-ffeur ! So that's vair as in fair and also as in blue great squirrel fur i mean blue-grey. Blueish GREY I SAID!! So it's vair as in fair, as in grey GREAT Squirrel--Great POD! and then chauffeur... like squirrel fur but the Pod is being chauffeured Aurally to your ears slash gams as it were. Does that make sense? Why do i get the sense that Jake's pissed at me? He's still on postnuptial-leave right?

Really missing the Johnny antics of yore. That's the whole purpose of a Johnny cameo

This isn't even the first time Geoff has been scared to say the C word. Respectful? Perhaps. But he DID say a slur just before that so...

Johnny busting out the PowerPoint so you know it's an all-timer

the kids not knowing newgrounds...I've lived too long.

Pretty Wack is pretty fly. Rocket launcher rabbits.

That I’m Pretty Whack segment was hilarious

Geoff not knowing what newgrounds is makes me feel old.

8:53 “‘How’?! What do you mean, ‘Where’?!” 🤣🤣🤣

If Geoff likes Spuyten Duyvil, Bronx - he’ll love Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey

Geoff is Johnny’s Waluigi

Getting my wisdom teeth removed is only going to be the second most painful thing I experience today. Thank/fuck you, Geoff.

A+ lineup today

we're so back

Nothing funnier than everyone showing up the studio except for the host

Petition to bring David Young back on the pod

Geoff coming out the gate with slurs innumerable is really serving GRUNT

🎉❤ yess dude! Looking forward to another great ep!

Train wreck within the first two minutes :)

The only one "Pretty Wack" is you, Geoffrey James, for not booking Ian Karmel. GET HIM BACK ON THE SHOW

Legendary ep, keep it up

Marika is here!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Amir cries like a goat

I keep coming back to this episode in particular, it's just so good

Riley grabbing Geoff by the balls is what Amir would call Haawtt

Not Mr. Hung, Mr. Hoang. Amir is Vietnamese now

yawn or bib is the new bouba kiki

Geoff’s Bai commercial brought me here

What's so perfect about.... one oak?

I'm 139 episodes deep, and I think this is the first one that made me really laugh hard. Which speaks very well of this one! And horribly of the rest of it.

I've watched this so many times but I still am literally in tears with laughter every time

Can I just say I think it’s very funny that the official company CZcams channel is strictly Geoff’s dumbass podcast.

after years of research i think this is the best episode and its all been downhill then back up hill then flattened out for a bit until ultimately, due to geoff, blasting back down into the earth and deep underground

Charring basmati could be your new addiction It's all in the singe, use a wok for friction Don't want soft Quiana, so I'll singe Biryani Who could eat a grain that has not been ruined? And baby don't you like brown rice? I blazed it in a rice device It's like the opposite of cold dry ice And we'll eat it with Hoisin (EAT IT WITH HOISIN) B-U-R-N Bamba rice! Singe and ruin sushi rice Heat your pan now char Calrose Torch those grains you're burning rice B-U-R-N Sticky rice Scald and bake and cauterize Smoulder brown rice, sushi roll Ignite all our Arborio B-U-R-N Jasmine rice Ruin all your ancient grains B-U-R-N Red cargo Lets ignite rice till it glows Bits can count for rice, if you char them thus I liked burning grains, before I was concussed Fire alarm going off, okay keep going Barkeep over here, keep the burned rice flowing And baby don't you like brown rice? It goes down easy with a pint of A nice thick malt That is made with hoisin (MADE WITH HOISIN) B-U-R-N Short grain rice Hear that sizzle hard-boil B-U-R-N Bamba rice That is how you really char B-U-R-N rice pudding Dessert rice can also singe B-U-R-N Black Marion You can take burned rice to work B-U-R-N Paella Spanish rice is good when burned Let hoisin glob onto rice Even ruin instant rice What's it take to attain a char? What's it take to make rice hard? Hurry up there's tonnes of Bamba Cauterize grains that conquer fear What's it take to make rice char? What's it take to make rice hard Hurry up there's tonnes of Bamba Cauterize grains ONE TWO B-U-R-N Jasmine rice Ruin all your ancient grains B-U-R-N Red cargo Lets ignite rice till it glows B-U-R-N Jasmine rice Ruin all your ancient grains B-U-R-N Red cargo Lets ignite rice till it glows Rice is burned in here Are you singeing rice? Cause I am Are you gunna burn rice with me? Okay its hot I'll get a wok Geoffrey James - WOK TO GO! (Couldn't find the lyrics anywhere, pretty sure this is accurate)