My Other Car is a Massage - The Headgum Podcast - 203

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  • čas přidán 2. 05. 2024
  • Amir, Allie, Anya, and Alex join Geoff to debut unofficial Headgum Podcast merch and to discuss realty, The Tortured Poets Department, and more!
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Komentáře • 141

  • @brianyobbz497
    @brianyobbz497 Před 3 měsíci +101

    Geoff woke up this morning and said “you know I haven’t spent hundreds of dollars of my own personal checking account on this show in a minute”

    • @rorykaufmann1508
      @rorykaufmann1508 Před 3 měsíci +2

      You know he spent, like, a bad amount of money on those stickers

    • @lobdooks
      @lobdooks Před 3 měsíci +6

      You know I haven't been here all that long guys, but what I've been able to suss out, is that in a few seconds, you guys are gonna be holding me in high regard.

  • @devgonewild839
    @devgonewild839 Před 3 měsíci +77

    “My other car is a massage” is something even Chat GeoffPT couldn’t come up with in a million beers

  • @laff2024
    @laff2024 Před 3 měsíci +60

    I'm not sure about "My Other Car is a Massage", especially when "It's OK to Lease a Hat" is right there to slap on a fuckin MUG

  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage74 Před 3 měsíci +73

    Amir, Alex, Anya, Allie. The Four As, and the Unfortunate G.

  • @btk72491
    @btk72491 Před 3 měsíci +54

    Geoff coming up with new ways to be awful at his job is truly impressive

  • @elliotkeil6063
    @elliotkeil6063 Před 3 měsíci +55

    Brokerage?! As in a shattered bluff?!

  • @rachelet
    @rachelet Před 3 měsíci +15

    25:51 "have you guys ever hiked til you bled? this can be blisters or sort of more of an anya situation"

  • @komatosfulcrum
    @komatosfulcrum Před 3 měsíci +30

    great energy throughout this ep, lots of laughs, lots of joy, zero wisdom, and definitely anya zero
    CAW

  • @ThePantheons
    @ThePantheons Před 3 měsíci +26

    nah fr this really is one of the funniest consistently joy spreading shows every time it drops i'm watching and giggling like a little kid at christmas i dont know how you've done it but i've been stockholm syndrome'd and i'm so grateful. CHEERS!

  • @quesocaliente
    @quesocaliente Před 3 měsíci +38

    Desperately want this sticker

  • @parkerkary631
    @parkerkary631 Před 3 měsíci +20

    1:21 in and im already cackling. Geoff a god damn icon of comedy and I will defend him until I die twice

    • @ThePantheons
      @ThePantheons Před 3 měsíci +1

      seconded

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 Před 3 měsíci +2

      How much did he venmo you...

    • @parkerkary631
      @parkerkary631 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Angels510 I venmo'd HIM $1200 then called him crying for it back

    • @bobsonny
      @bobsonny Před 3 měsíci

      if you must know, he venmo REQUESTED me the better part of $1000! when i ignored it, he requested an additional $1300 for "emotional damages and the like". What???

  • @BoolyK
    @BoolyK Před 3 měsíci +27

    Very proud of Geoff. It takes a lot of courage to just... be.

  • @zin.bricks
    @zin.bricks Před 3 měsíci +17

    my other car is a massage-arati

  • @dylanjc
    @dylanjc Před 3 měsíci +4

    16:04 "Sometimes when I speak on the show, I just feel like I'm falling down a hill." What a great sum-up.

    • @michaelramsey82
      @michaelramsey82 Před 3 měsíci

      Agreed. Never seen a more accurate description of Geoff's persona on the show.

  • @Jholl53
    @Jholl53 Před 3 měsíci +17

    The harder Geoff tries, the more Amir cries himself to sleep at night for making a hire of the decade.

    • @Reecef266
      @Reecef266 Před 3 měsíci +4

      It's almost been a decade since Geoffrey started working at Headgum. That means that Geoffrey 2.0 is set to be hired soon. I wonder if that scares him.

  • @gshak33
    @gshak33 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Here for Amir’s “Can You Take Me Higher” Nickleback joke

  • @RodneysRice
    @RodneysRice Před 3 měsíci +4

    "My other car is a massage" kind of reminds me of the time Geoff tweeted out "My first car was a pear"

  • @timothymcaleer6480
    @timothymcaleer6480 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Girlll put your readers on...my other cars a massage

  • @anthony7960
    @anthony7960 Před 3 měsíci +6

    "Not really..."
    "...Really?"
    Why does this make me laugh every time?

  • @laurenthenault-brunet9369
    @laurenthenault-brunet9369 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Each new episode is about a minute shorter than the previous one. Geoff is finally done something good for the show.

  • @PepprCabbg
    @PepprCabbg Před 3 měsíci +9

    27:45 jake johnson cameo

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots Před 3 měsíci +9

    15:00 "I just got my period right before I walked in"
    26:30 worst rice song

  • @hawkhero8169
    @hawkhero8169 Před 3 měsíci +11

    I came so quick to this one I think it was Amir's zaddy look

  • @gshak33
    @gshak33 Před 3 měsíci +9

    I still want “My other car is Geoff hitting his head” but sure, I guess this is fine

    • @michaelramsey82
      @michaelramsey82 Před 3 měsíci

      Now I want that for my car, even more than I want the massage one

  • @lobdooks
    @lobdooks Před 3 měsíci +4

    If headgum doesn’t approve the bumper stickers you can always sell them from Rodney’s Closet

  • @alam8540
    @alam8540 Před 3 měsíci +6

    The energy in this episode is the aural equivalent of putting a mentos in a bottle of coke and quickly closing the cap

  • @Davviedarko
    @Davviedarko Před 3 měsíci +3

    Finn Wolfhard? On the pod? That’s awesome dude

  • @JuliaSzilagyiYoga
    @JuliaSzilagyiYoga Před 3 měsíci +2

    “The answer is always birds” could be another great option sticker wise

  • @carterwatson8594
    @carterwatson8594 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I’ve got my life savings cued up here #ReleaseTheBumper #MyOtherCarIsAMassage

  • @DaddyTuesdayNight
    @DaddyTuesdayNight Před 3 měsíci +6

    Diss track in the works. Geoff better watch out. Daddy's coming for you.

  • @Nidht
    @Nidht Před 3 měsíci +2

    I appreciate all these stellar guests that keep showing up so we can forget that Geoff is also on the show.

  • @YesMyNameIsKarl
    @YesMyNameIsKarl Před 3 měsíci +5

    A lot of great big-"A" energy coming from the peanut gallery in today's episode, too bad for the Goison behind the boards souring the overall mood/joy

  • @UserName-ik4fd
    @UserName-ik4fd Před 3 měsíci +4

    this sticker would be great because my other car is actually a dressage (horsewise) and i'm pretty sure i can edit it the rest of the way

  • @gshak33
    @gshak33 Před 3 měsíci +3

    And the bumper sticker isn’t actually available currently in the store 😂 Why am I not surprised?

  • @austinroebuck1339
    @austinroebuck1339 Před 3 měsíci +2

    20:04 I like my other car is a massage 🤣
    35:48 I like this one! 🤣
    My Other Car Is A Massage!!

  • @sinn1sl0ken
    @sinn1sl0ken Před 3 měsíci +2

    Geoff’s questions related to marriage were probably the least comprehensible things he’s said on the podcast… which is REALLY impressive.

  • @humanperson8061
    @humanperson8061 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I don't see a link where I can unironically buy this bumper sticker.

  • @dangleangus
    @dangleangus Před 3 měsíci +3

    Imagine my disappointment when no bumper sticker was available on the headgum store. Just when I thought this show couldn't get any worse

  • @QuestGoblin
    @QuestGoblin Před 3 měsíci +2

    I had another video playing at the start of this video and just assumed it was Geoff finding more ways to torture his audience to have two overlapping videos.

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is how you top off a week! Best part of my Friday!

  • @samuelsandoval167
    @samuelsandoval167 Před 3 měsíci +4

    27:53-28:33
    Geoff, this is the worst string of sentences I’ve ever heard, combined with arguably the worst hand you’ve ever had. Idk who I am if this is what I watch, I feel less valuable after experiencing this

    • @samuelsandoval167
      @samuelsandoval167 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Don’t sing:
      “Omakase Eye-trash rice”
      Don’t say it either but especially don’t sing that. Wtf are you singing bro. I get really high and draw or write too, but you were clearly too high to engage your creative faculties in a non-terrible way. That was a songwriting session where your human cognition was pushed past its scientifically established minimums.

  • @emmanuelwhite7288
    @emmanuelwhite7288 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I do plan on copping the massage joint

  • @coreyperdue1966
    @coreyperdue1966 Před 3 měsíci +2

    This episode meant nothing. And I love it!

  • @danielhernnas177
    @danielhernnas177 Před 3 měsíci +1

    You sould send a sticker to superfast Matt. He is a CZcamsr building a race car and will cover it in stickers

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron Před 3 měsíci

    A new rice track isn't complete without an Amir "what song is this...?" in it lol

  • @bonedamage
    @bonedamage Před 3 měsíci +1

    Top tier group of guests, laughed out loud the whole episode

    • @latro7752
      @latro7752 Před 2 měsíci

      Has CAW been on an episode before? If felt like CAW’s first time.

  • @zabba7461
    @zabba7461 Před 3 měsíci +1

    We're baaaaack~ iconic ep!

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron Před 3 měsíci

    Anya's classy for staying to the end

  • @agneseditsstuff
    @agneseditsstuff Před 3 měsíci +3

    My other car truly is a massage

  • @carltonascarf7694
    @carltonascarf7694 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Audio only ep soon please!

  • @danielpearce7823
    @danielpearce7823 Před 2 měsíci

    This easily hits as a Top 3 episode of media in general, if I had to be bold.

  • @Brett.A
    @Brett.A Před 3 měsíci +53

    Where’s Marika???? Skip this one gang. Maybe next week

    • @Azimii
      @Azimii Před 3 měsíci +9

      the queen shall return if we boycott

    • @fiImstruck
      @fiImstruck Před 3 měsíci +8

      This is Anja & Allie erasure

    • @stevenagelutton4322
      @stevenagelutton4322 Před 3 měsíci +8

      my other marika is a geoff

  • @alam8540
    @alam8540 Před 3 měsíci +2

    This warlock man has me in such a chokehold, a virtual Stockholm Syndrome of sorts, it’s almost not a choice, I _need_ the sticker

  • @timgehrsitz3267
    @timgehrsitz3267 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Gonna put one of those tables with the face holes in it in my garage just so I can buy this bumper sticker

  • @brominedreams3798
    @brominedreams3798 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I went to the the headgum shop planning on buying 100 "My Other Car is a Massage" stickers but it wasn't there?

  • @GypsyDishwasher
    @GypsyDishwasher Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Why would someone not like me?"
    See episodes 1-154 and 156-203 of 'The Headgum Podcast".

  • @zanepratt3096
    @zanepratt3096 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I understood ep 199 being filler but what's the excuse for the quality of the last 3?

  • @MS-hp2fm
    @MS-hp2fm Před 3 měsíci

    this was pure rhythm

  • @SarcasticPersona
    @SarcasticPersona Před 3 měsíci +1

    This was some great CAWntent

  • @coffin7904
    @coffin7904 Před 3 měsíci

    When i heard "new merch" i was feeling the joy and willing to shell out the money i dont have. Saw the product and all of that was for naught

  • @counterpoprecords
    @counterpoprecords Před 3 měsíci +2

    My other car is RICE

  • @benlittleforest
    @benlittleforest Před 3 měsíci

    36:52 Allie KILLED it with that one

  • @cyrr1213
    @cyrr1213 Před 2 měsíci

    This is the only podcast that makes me cry laughing and I wouldn’t buy that bumper sticker

  • @DiVlogsOne
    @DiVlogsOne Před 3 měsíci +1

    Waiting for Geoff to drop a Kendrick/drake style diss track, only rice-ier

  • @takatotakasui8307
    @takatotakasui8307 Před 3 měsíci

    Posting this comment on the new upload to increase the odds of it being seen by Geoff. Since we found out that the entire show is planned down to the minute in Absentee Geoff (the best episode of season 2 or 1), we should get more bits about the episode outline in season 3. Episode 202 had a good gag in line with this idea

  • @ThePantheons
    @ThePantheons Před 3 měsíci +5

    Anya is.... my last crush and after this ep my all consuming crush
    Allie is the candle i light as i shouteth "who goes there" in my victorian era sleeptwear
    and
    Geoff is a can of rice

  • @benlittleforest
    @benlittleforest Před 3 měsíci +1

    Not sure I've ever said "what's happening" more times during a podcast episode.

  • @takatotakasui8307
    @takatotakasui8307 Před 3 měsíci

    Bring back Development Hell! One of the best segments to only appear once

  • @bobsonny
    @bobsonny Před 3 měsíci

    Geoff's other car is a massacre

  • @Sarah-vr2jq
    @Sarah-vr2jq Před 3 měsíci +1

    i really want that bumper sticker and let it be known that i DO own a subaru outback

  • @clairegopaul4977
    @clairegopaul4977 Před 3 měsíci

    listening on a beach in mexico … relaxation a net negative i think

  • @bungaIowbill
    @bungaIowbill Před 3 měsíci

    36:50 MOCIAM

  • @djblast101
    @djblast101 Před 3 měsíci +1

    As I'm driving listening to this podcast, I see a bumper sticker that says my other car is a PC. So not that crazy of a bumper sticker

  • @skalty9868
    @skalty9868 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Why can I not purchase these

  • @guysapire
    @guysapire Před 3 měsíci

    Geoff coming in with new year energy 5 months too late (or 7 months early)

  • @alexdh2001
    @alexdh2001 Před 3 měsíci

    amir drives a Mazda but his other car is a massage-da

  • @shipwreck9146
    @shipwreck9146 Před 3 měsíci +1

    My other live is a laugh love

  • @Azimii
    @Azimii Před 3 měsíci +1

    i would love to buy a bumper sticker

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Před 2 měsíci

    She’s so pretty and you know who I’m talking about

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Před 2 měsíci

    This is week 59 of asking Geoff if I can be on the podcast

  • @chrisbyerly
    @chrisbyerly Před 3 měsíci

    Brb gonna go make 100 custom bumper stickers that say “my other car is a deep tissue”

  • @clairegopaul4977
    @clairegopaul4977 Před 3 měsíci +1

    unfortunately i don’t even have a drivers license (marika style) and i would buy a sticker bc im susceptible to “celeb” endorsement (allie style)

  • @clairegopaul4977
    @clairegopaul4977 Před 3 měsíci

    i’ve been waiting for a taylor swift rice parody for eons and this is what i get?

  • @nickbrunsvold5611
    @nickbrunsvold5611 Před 3 měsíci +1

    my car and my massage are both swedish

  • @Azimii
    @Azimii Před 3 měsíci +3

    i miss avital let's get her back

  • @rhymesmcfist900
    @rhymesmcfist900 Před 3 měsíci

    Marika's not here but I love and respect all the guests on the pod so I will be listening, watching, and buying a bumper sticker. Geoff is fine.

  • @kuwabara3226
    @kuwabara3226 Před 3 měsíci

    the core four

  • @JosiahAngcanan-hu6re
    @JosiahAngcanan-hu6re Před 3 měsíci

    movie with a school play: 21 jump street

  • @coreyperdue1966
    @coreyperdue1966 Před 3 měsíci

    We need a Brad episode geoffrey

  • @yeboy5158
    @yeboy5158 Před 3 měsíci

    Amir looks like stevie wonder

  • @C4rps
    @C4rps Před 3 měsíci +4

    This one was a hit and Geoff doesn't know why.

    • @C4rps
      @C4rps Před 3 měsíci +2

      also worst rice song ever btw

  • @godthatsmellsgood
    @godthatsmellsgood Před 3 měsíci

    My other car…is a pear

  • @canadacanada3758
    @canadacanada3758 Před 3 měsíci

    my other massage is a car…thoughts?

  • @brandbacktattoo
    @brandbacktattoo Před 3 měsíci +1

    CAWW CACAWWW

  • @bolognamozart
    @bolognamozart Před 3 měsíci

    Anya Zero! Put your readers on!

  • @adamkunkel9450
    @adamkunkel9450 Před 3 měsíci

    Let’s go Rangers!

  • @BigMcChriss
    @BigMcChriss Před 3 měsíci +2

    A svelte 40 minute episode…

  • @seanculligan8592
    @seanculligan8592 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Anya zero 4lyf.

  • @user-ub6ib5lf8b
    @user-ub6ib5lf8b Před 3 měsíci

    Geoff, can you make a rice parody of R Kelly’s trapped in the closet please? 🙏

  • @drewslater6790
    @drewslater6790 Před měsícem

    Can I still buy a bumper sticker?