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Geoffrey the Dumbass: PTO
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- čas přidán 15. 04. 2024
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Geoff didn’t even call Pile a wanker in the sketch, that was only in the bloopers. Editing error? Nah, editing terror
Comedy of terrors actually
it was a metatextual commentary on how the world sees Geoffrey as a, for lack of a better term, "dumbass", and thus, his every action is viewed through that lens.
I guess Geoff still edits on the go.
Worst editing mistake since Pissed Off! "You said you had an idea!"
A comedy of errors? Nah, a dramedy of terror.
the "Pile is a hardcore Republican" canon is evolving right on schedule
H-O-T-T-O-G-O! Geoff can take his PTO!
I like that the bets on Geoff's death date are all just a few years away, as if they've been expecting him to be a goner for a while now.
I like that too
And his is just one of the later death in the decade range… not even really soon or really late
For some reason Pile bet on January 6th, 2025? . . . . I'm sure its nothing
And Kaiti bet that he already died over a month ago! 😂
Some PTO for this GEO
Makes my CEO yell "No, No, No!"
My favorite position is GEO
My favorite position is PTO
@@jonathanbauman2236 That's! good
“He was in Mar a Lago for a fundraiser.” is such a clever little line.
I love the delivery of that line 🤣
Honestly one of the funniest things I've ever heard - the delivery made it too!
I don’t understand it - I’m English. Can you explain it?
@@repetetivebeats it’s where Donald Trump has his gaudy ass “palace” estate. It’s where lots of right wing American politicians go to show their fealty to him.
@@AndrewPontilol what a bitter little guy you are
Paid Time Off? Nah. That's Paul Thomas Onderson.
A PTO for this Geoffrey Joe makes his coworkers go "Oh, no, no"
Awesome dude. Congratulations on the comment. I’m serious. You deserve all the upvotes.
@@SteveJohnson-ht6kv Thanks. Where can I cash in my updoots?
I e-harmony'd a stoat. At a gay divorce.
A gay divorce? @@AlbertRutter
@@AlbertRutter The point is, you get invited to gay divorces
Am I the only one that thinks Geoffrey looks a bit like Vlad the Impaler?
Just give him a pearl encrusted beanie.
Reminds me of that hardly working where Jeff Ruben (a.k.a. the better Jeff) takes his vacation day in the office
did we go full circle and amir is now just playing jake?
Correct
My favorite position is PTO
The dates so people don't have to pause: 🤣
Reilly June 3rd 2024
Amir July 20th 2026
Allie October 31st 2030
Kaiti February 28th 2024
Marty October 14th 2024
Geoffrey September 9th 2028
Jake May 22nd 2025
Marika February 3rd 2031
October 31st, 2030 gives me chills
Wow, I'm really enjoying this big PTO energy Geoffrey is giving. I'll have a scoop of that zuncle. Ice scream or otherwise.
I wish an office cared about me enough to take bets on when I'm going to die.
Hey, I hope you're not alive to read this. So.
Haven't watched HG in over a year, watched all of J/A again. Geoff, your mane made me fill a whole sleeve of Fig Newton Gingriches.
What you don't seem to get is that Geoff can use his PTO for anything - he could even spend it in Piteå, peeing in some tea, while screaming "Oh!". But he CHOOSES to spend it with Franklin and McDon't, and they're not even a little bit touched!
In fairness, Geoff said Pile never formally took his PTO
NOTHING excited me more than my favorite web series Riley and Geoffrey Arron James
NOTHING? How about impressing your parents? How about learning to ride a bike. Come on!
@@SteveJohnson-ht6kv holy shit the king dork speaks and he has the worst hobby of all time ... biking
"He was in maralago for a fundraiser" was jarring to hear
I need this in my life. Please make as many as this as possible without dying of exhaustion.
You guys have brought me laughter for years, thank you 😭
Everyone looks a little more stylin' than usual in this video. Was Jake still in town for production or are we all finally trying to get on Geoff's level?
Great ep!
Keep 'em coming!
I was literally checking this page out yesterday to see if there were any skits I missed. I'm a happy cper now lol.
Finally a sketch!
This is sooo PTO, i love it
I live for new HG sketches!
I thought this was going to be about the other thing that PTO stands for: Power Take Off, a mechanism on farm tractors that allows mowers, tillers, and other spinning implements to be powered by the tractor's engine instead of requiring a separate motor.
I hope Geoff wins the death pool, he could really use a win.
During PTO I can do anything in the world I want...including the laborious, monotonous work that is watching Geoffrey Trichael James.
10/10 great ep
i saw this thumbnail in my feed and said Yayyyyyy like a dang little schoolgirl
Thank god, they're back
Geoff guess his death date as 2018 is fair, it’s more than fair factually
How is Geoff given PTO when he's the world's 8th most famous 1099 employee?
Riley deciding Pile was a wanker FOR Geoff is more than fair. In fact, some would say it was EARNED
Ayyyy welcome back
So good
Remind me to check back in on June 3rd
whoa those are some thin ankles on Geoff
They’re back!!
Omg I thought you stopped making these!!
The boi is back!
Oh yeah this show! I remember this show. It's good sometimes heh
two best friends honestly
I should take a PTO and go into work. 📝
My favourite position is PTO
He's taking paid time on.
i love how bright amir is compared to those other two
What a way to spend my PTO.
Riley hair is beautiful in this wow stunning
1:07 purview instead of 'pur - view'? (Like, umbrella instead of 'um - brella')
Reilly’s jacket is amazing. Geoff is an unpaid consultant of a man.
We're sooo back!!!
Hey Marika's Geoffrey's Death date is my birthday cooool I hope she wins the bet 😁
Imagine one of those death dates turns out to be right bro…
Everyone looks great, fashion sense is incredible
Is this sarcasm? They're all wearing like oversized janky ugly sweaters. Is that the style now? Geoff's weird brown sweater? Is it 1992?
@@SeraphsWitness Amir's shoes, socks, pants all look great. Reilly's hair, jacket, earrings look incredible. Geoff's hair and pants aren't too bad, I agree with the shirt though. But it's nicer to point out the positives.
@@cruetusnex Ah. The tops are really what stand out to me. Looks pretty awful.
I don't understand the return of the 90s baggy trend. I lived through it. The oversized thing is going to look absurd again in 5 years.
I love how so many people guessed 2024 as the year he was going to die
Geoffrey character feels like an Amir character derivative. Am I the only one seeing this?
Of course Marika gives hims the longest life
Oh my god no way what a new one what there's a new one how
I took pto to watch this show
I've missed these
I fookin love you guys. Yall rule
Don’t say fookin
@@SteveJohnson-ht6kv shut up u diva nerd
Yay
bad reilly is going to kill geoff on june 3
They want him to die on their birthdays!?
Paid Time Geoff?
Reilly is so pretty 💕
How do I get in on the Geoffrey dead pool? I got 50 bucks on November 7th, 2028. Just glad I’m in agreement with everyone that there’s no way he lives more than 10 years from now.
Kaiti is out, odds go up for everyone else...
Pile was at January 6th
Omg the sillies are back
Bai bai 👀
I love Andrew "Right Wing" Pile
Geoff's hair is.
god I want him so bad is there something wrong with me
Before I started working for myself I always came to work while taking PTO. My boss didn't mind, he just gave double pay for that pay period. Basically I was "selling my PTO back" to the company.
A Jake and Amir / Day9 crossover episode.
Weird aye, last place to see a day 9 reference lol
Where’s Marika?
she's right behind you! 😱
the long hair + mustache combo is really working
Didn't this guy quit?
Reilly is cute
“he makes so little hourly that regardless of what he spends his time on we end up making money, if that makes sense.”
amir… that’s just employment. that’s how capitalism works, that’s the inherent exploitation of the system.
Agree with the sentiment that capitalism is bad but this isn't true. Most places can't just have people do literally anything and still make money. That's why we aren't all "employees" and most of us have actual roles and job functions.
@@brandonwilcox3307 yeah i mean i think you’re missing my point a little bit but i suppose i included the “regardless of what he spends his time on” thing so that’s my fault.
still cant tell if geoffrey transformed into a hipster as a bit or not. i know hes became a hipster a while ago, just cant tell if hes just THAT committed to the bit
#bestdayofmyyoungadultLIFE
Listen much?
I like her a lot.
FIRST
Ripping off old Hardly Working episodes now?
holding out for sep 9th 2025
First pls give me a day off
Geoff, I'm begging you to stop growing your hair out. Don't misunderstand me, it's beautiful, but I've befallen myself to an ancient Mesopotamian curse. So long as your locks grow out, mine get shorter!
I'm at a mullet Geoff, a MULLET. Think about this carefully.
Amir i love you (too much probably) but you are not the straight man
This one was shit. Someone had to say it.
Geoff can't win the bet if he's dead, so he's really just ruining the fun for everyone else. A nothing man with a grey soul. Not black, he's nowhere near that interesting.
July 2nd, 2082
Mid
These aren't as funny anymore
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