Off Days: Snacks 4

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  • čas přidán 29. 04. 2020
  • Amir has been snacking during quarantine. A lot.
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    Everyone who joined our writing livestream last week! (huge shoutout, y'all are funny)
    Amir, Geoff, and Reilly
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    Musical assets sampled from the album "Richie" by Outasight.
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Komentáře • 208

  • @LocoToCrazy
    @LocoToCrazy Před 4 lety +123

    I like how Reilly was listening quasi-patiently to all of Amir’s madman ramblings, and then just lost it at “GEEM”.

  • @khanis1635
    @khanis1635 Před 4 lety +145

    LETS GOOO my randy, red candy comment made the cut 😫😫😫😩

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti Před 4 lety +7

      I will go DICKLESS for some Chicklets!
      Edit: ... and Sir Michael Chick!

    • @Sonically2faced
      @Sonically2faced Před 4 lety +6

      hey your comment made me laugh during the stream im glad your joke made it in too lol

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles Před 4 lety +4

      Can't wait to see you on SNL!

    • @khanis1635
      @khanis1635 Před 4 lety +2

      IBlameNargles sorry if i was a little excited that some of the funniest people I’ve seen liked my joke and i made them all laugh????

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 Před 4 lety +4

      That's more than okay, its deece.

  • @antonkalashnikov4762
    @antonkalashnikov4762 Před 4 lety +142

    I also want some beers, "beer" stands for Beer, Eggs, Eggs, Rear.

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Davviedarko that just got added to the Chugging 📜.

  • @juventusfcrules
    @juventusfcrules Před 4 lety +372

    I think we always forget what the best snack is... USA RICE.

    • @Dreams-
      @Dreams- Před 4 lety +15

      in a hat, of course

    • @IcePlays
      @IcePlays Před 4 lety +28

      He's fun and happy and positive and he's everything I'm not

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc Před 4 lety +22

      Sun is shining, the grass is green, and guess what I'm having for breakfast? ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

    • @annaheff7332
      @annaheff7332 Před 4 lety +9

      Not one almond? Or a cashew or whatever the fuck?

    • @Aryeh487
      @Aryeh487 Před 4 lety +1

      what ep is that from

  • @PJonston
    @PJonston Před 4 lety +64

    In a way...we deserve this, this, this, this speaking treatment.

    • @hellomarjory
      @hellomarjory Před 4 lety +5

      This was more than deserved, it was earned.

    • @lulusobel8643
      @lulusobel8643 Před rokem +1

      We deserve so much more than this

  • @Aezoh
    @Aezoh Před rokem +14

    Geoff's "shut the fuck up" was delivered so well hahahah

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac Před 4 lety +32

    The utter offended and shocked reaction Geoff and Riley give Amir every time he suggests something is pure gold

  • @brian3634
    @brian3634 Před 4 lety +333

    Headgum didn’t credit the random commenters for coming up with these snack ideas? This is more than a coup d’etat, it’s a downright shame!
    1,000,000,000 strong against this Obamanation

    • @4r1777
      @4r1777 Před 4 lety +33

      couldn't have said it any better my shelf

    • @RickFoxChicken
      @RickFoxChicken Před 4 lety +23

      That's not more than a shame, it's just different

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 Před 4 lety +14

      That's Hollyweird I suppose

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti Před 4 lety +8

      Uptoke me to karma heaven, baby!

    • @brucewayne2184
      @brucewayne2184 Před 4 lety +19

      @@4r1777 Did you bring that shelf in just for that joke?

  • @jamesh7432
    @jamesh7432 Před 4 lety +84

    I've been waiting for this ever since I was compared to Geoff's sister

    • @AtMrDreshawn
      @AtMrDreshawn Před 4 lety +9

      $5 is a small price to pay for sorority with the great Randy James

  • @andrewfarias287
    @andrewfarias287 Před 4 lety +12

    “Ants on my hog instead of ants on a log so it’s rice but I’m wearing dockers as an app in a hat.”

  • @battlebots1
    @battlebots1 Před 4 lety +17

    "Why would anyone watch horror movies" he's actually got them there

  • @dojotommy123
    @dojotommy123 Před 4 lety +97

    Reilly is a legit dime

  • @xa1551
    @xa1551 Před 4 lety +117

    I watched the writing session, and I have to say, I feel like there are a lot of great jokes in this short video, but they don't really have time to sink in or be appreciated without watching the video multiple times. After the writing session, I was really looking forward to hearing that "sourNO bread" joke (which had me cracking up), but Amir just said it, listened to a quick reply from Reilly, and then moved on, which I think really undersells the joke. I feel like the perfect delivery was in the very first Snacks video, especially with the Doughrito joke, where they lingered more on each point so we could appreciate the absurdity.
    Big fan by the way, and, just in case Reilly or Geoff see this, I want to say that the latest Review Revue was gold.

    • @StevoDesign
      @StevoDesign Před 4 lety +9

      fair assessment but on the other hand this means that the video has high replay value

    • @the-boring-car-guy
      @the-boring-car-guy Před 4 lety +40

      Don't just say it's 'bad'

    • @amydalasmusic
      @amydalasmusic Před 4 lety +1

      great assessment

    • @calibmatlock
      @calibmatlock Před 4 lety

      This is an interesting take considering generally the only real negative feedback I see is that you can clearly see them breaking at jokes. This seems like the perfect balance of that.

    • @DeadInTheFace
      @DeadInTheFace Před 4 lety +2

      I agree these were just kinda read rather than delivered, sorry Amir

  • @phil6057
    @phil6057 Před 4 lety +10

    “Credible Arrangements” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @Kelpsicle
    @Kelpsicle Před 4 lety +16

    So happy Fewcumbers made an appearance

  • @SwitcherooU
    @SwitcherooU Před 4 lety +21

    Worth it just for the Macauliflower Culkin joke.

  • @brandonwilcox7411
    @brandonwilcox7411 Před 4 lety +35

    No views, no pants, no worries. Headgum in quarantine is keeping me going

  • @Syrange13
    @Syrange13 Před 4 lety +19

    Reilly's reactions are so over the top I love it

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti Před 4 lety +1

      They remind me of when Jake said "BIRDMAN?!?!" in the J&A with Ben Schwartz about getting jake to be his best friend XD

    • @jesusthroughmary
      @jesusthroughmary Před 3 lety

      I love everything about Reilly

  • @phynntastic8163
    @phynntastic8163 Před 4 lety +4

    “Pumperdime, pumpernickel but two of them” 😆

  • @t3dkr00z2
    @t3dkr00z2 Před 4 lety +24

    Amir's background is adequate :3

  • @Novenae_CCG
    @Novenae_CCG Před 4 lety +23

    I love seeing all the suggestions from the stream that made it in. Good stuff, people. My braille mix, too!

    • @kotori40
      @kotori40 Před 4 lety +1

      YOU CAME UP WITH THAT? That was the one that made me actually laugh out loud😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @PolyChromium
    @PolyChromium Před 4 lety +52

    I ordered panflakes online but they never turned up. Typical.

  • @this_too_shaII_pass
    @this_too_shaII_pass Před 4 lety +3

    It's a dude who can be vulnerable with you

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever Před 4 lety +4

    I love the idea of chewing gum but having to keep it a secret. 😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @theundeadthrasher
    @theundeadthrasher Před 4 lety +5

    Oh my god. Riley is so gorgeous

  • @T1J
    @T1J Před 2 lety +1

    on the cross, in a sauce

  • @kotori40
    @kotori40 Před 4 lety +3

    Trail mix with a message took me by surprise😂😂😂

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy Před 4 lety +2

    It was so interesting seeing the process and then the end, polished product.

  • @sampedersen8786
    @sampedersen8786 Před 4 lety +1

    Fruit you can trust. Legendary. You guys are doing the Lord's work thanks for the giggles.

  • @LureThosePixels
    @LureThosePixels Před 4 lety

    Loved seeing the creation of this

  • @ryanwolfe1026
    @ryanwolfe1026 Před 4 lety +7

    kind of upset Geoff's BOreo's didnt make the cut

  • @kevinheavenasmr
    @kevinheavenasmr Před 4 lety +1

    God this is the absolute funniest series

  • @sammystank7174
    @sammystank7174 Před 4 lety +2

    Being able to watch the brainstorm before this was awesome

  • @goodtoknowgaming9383
    @goodtoknowgaming9383 Před 4 lety

    This is good and it makes me happy

  • @likakakaka
    @likakakaka Před 4 lety +1

    I'm so happy right now

  • @rachelmach
    @rachelmach Před 4 lety +3

    We came up with these on the live!!

  • @wafflemaker6590
    @wafflemaker6590 Před 4 lety +2

    Love this video..on rice, in a hat

  • @jayg7477
    @jayg7477 Před 4 lety +2

    1:30 Yep lynx Africa from downtown with the Bam Margerin joke... Amir knows 😂

  • @annaheff7332
    @annaheff7332 Před 4 lety +1

    So many jokes I can’t absorb them all. Gonna be a rewatch

  • @twitchtwitch48
    @twitchtwitch48 Před 4 lety +3

    when fruit by the soot was suggested during the livestream writing session I laughed so goddamn hard.

  • @justinneal926
    @justinneal926 Před 2 lety

    Constantly think about the subtle joke of him saying “quaranteenf” at the beginning 😂

  • @likestxrscream
    @likestxrscream Před 4 lety +1

    this is absolutely fucking insane and I love it.

  • @litastardreams
    @litastardreams Před 4 lety

    I don’t think we’ve commented enough on how great Amir’s wallpaper is. It’s great. I like it. I appreciate that thought went into his decor. That’s the comment...

  • @jaspersilence9328
    @jaspersilence9328 Před 4 lety

    Damn I love you guys😂😂

  • @jtvanilla1776
    @jtvanilla1776 Před rokem

    Bees, lettuce and tomato kills me every time. Also "I never went to court once"

  • @switchmaster64
    @switchmaster64 Před 4 lety +1

    Beans, lettuce and tomato. Yum!

  • @heyitssimba2935
    @heyitssimba2935 Před 4 lety

    you guys are just beautiful people! I hope everyone reading is doing fine

  • @nolenandfriends2004
    @nolenandfriends2004 Před 4 lety

    Lol snacks is headgum's 'Stephan' in a great way

  • @masterandexpert288
    @masterandexpert288 Před 4 lety

    Funny as always. The cinematography seemed a little hectic with all the jumps to different cameras, but it wasn't that bad. Thanks for making me laugh during these hard times guys!

  • @touchly
    @touchly Před 4 lety +1

    YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE CHANCE

  • @aaronhi50
    @aaronhi50 Před 4 lety +1

    4:55 What Geoff gets at the end of every ep of The Headgum Podcast

  • @Thickolas
    @Thickolas Před 4 lety

    I freakin' cracked at 'Gum's the Word'

  • @aaronhi50
    @aaronhi50 Před 4 lety +1

    wah wah GEEM

  • @thiskidsuxatcod
    @thiskidsuxatcod Před 3 lety +1

    Butter chicken might be one of the funniest things ive heard

  • @Sprightey
    @Sprightey Před 4 lety +1

    Geoffrey finally got to yell back at Amir

  • @GrandmasFolly
    @GrandmasFolly Před 3 lety

    I miss these.

  • @aloecrush
    @aloecrush Před 4 lety +2

    BEES lettuce and tomato. It's vegetables. In a hornet. On rye. On rice. In a hat.

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube Před 2 lety +2

    fewcumbers ahaha

  • @elyh2159
    @elyh2159 Před 4 lety +1

    Sweet Linford made a comeback

  • @dovonic13
    @dovonic13 Před 4 lety

    i was in the legendary brainstorm livestream; i didnt suggest butterchicken but ill say i did!!

  • @ifiwasrich336
    @ifiwasrich336 Před 4 lety

    Amir is back!!

  • @PoeFloProductions
    @PoeFloProductions Před 4 lety

    Fire

  • @TheSlick44y
    @TheSlick44y Před 4 lety +8

    Now here is an idea; after they hang up, Reily and Geoff, have Jake have been there the whole time, and have him just say something like, hey man I liked those snack ideas. But in a whisper. And then the video ends

  • @digitony
    @digitony Před 4 lety

    so good 😆

  • @eternalPOTATOE
    @eternalPOTATOE Před 4 lety +2

    I'll have croutons, which are crude futons, crispy style.

  • @SinglerainbowHD
    @SinglerainbowHD Před 3 lety

    One year anniversary!

  • @samosman123
    @samosman123 Před 4 lety

    Wow. This is similar to my Flerb recipe. it's herb grain cereal topped with Florence, my Neighbor.

  • @johnmillevoi782
    @johnmillevoi782 Před 4 lety +1

    Amir is pretending his script is a bag of snacks

  • @touchly
    @touchly Před 4 lety

    I love how after this episode the first one seems reasonable. i've watched this like over 20 times while drinking some feer, makes this video almost scary?

  • @0axel078
    @0axel078 Před 4 lety +7

    they're all snacks of themselves

  • @Tennesseemontana
    @Tennesseemontana Před 4 lety +1

    CREDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS! THAT'SA MI!

  • @johnalvarez3604
    @johnalvarez3604 Před 4 lety +1

    if you were there during the livestream this is way funnier

  • @becomingachristian
    @becomingachristian Před 3 lety

    I wish I had been in the chat so I could suggest luchadoritos, it’s Doritos that taste like Taco Bell.

  • @skalty9868
    @skalty9868 Před 2 lety

    You would still need a lawyer for a settlement GEOFFREY

  • @serjabdjabah8336
    @serjabdjabah8336 Před 4 lety

    raw men hahahaha

  • @mrpirate6187
    @mrpirate6187 Před 4 lety +7

    Snacks 4 who?

  • @PoppaD2987
    @PoppaD2987 Před 4 lety +1

    where do i get geoffrey's bed sheets?

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti Před 4 lety

    Amir is in a lot of lawsuits... I think he's still in that airline suit. At least he got the business center! I guess Amir is bugging Geof and Reilly now that Jake is in NY. USA RICE!

  • @youalldoit
    @youalldoit Před 4 lety

    ALRICE

  • @likehell5803
    @likehell5803 Před 4 lety +1

    This is bad, but also hear me out. Unleavitated bread. It's an appetizer of unleavened bread served to you by a magician. You eat it without them ever levitating it.

  • @GrabTheGoop
    @GrabTheGoop Před 4 lety +1

    BLT? Bacon, lettuce, tangerine on raw, uncooked, whole wheat dough?

  • @JeremySolo
    @JeremySolo Před 3 lety

    Andy Bloom everyone

  • @eelvis1674
    @eelvis1674 Před 4 lety +1

    It only takes Amir 58 minutes actually

  • @iDirtyDianaX
    @iDirtyDianaX Před 4 lety +1

    GEEM??!

  • @shinx-hr6uq
    @shinx-hr6uq Před 4 lety +2

    Is it just me of Geoffrey a snack in this video? Im straight btw

  • @sobek1597
    @sobek1597 Před 2 lety

    sounds suspiciously "listy" :D

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna Před 4 lety

    Geoffrey's hair.

  • @gfreem1090
    @gfreem1090 Před 2 lety

    So Amir tells Jeff to shut the ---- up and it's a big deal, but Jeff tells Amir to shut the ---- up and we all move on.
    I see how it is.

  • @timbuckthe2nd642
    @timbuckthe2nd642 Před 4 lety +1

    Workslow is the least important meal of the day.

  • @Zaiiaz_
    @Zaiiaz_ Před 4 lety

    Avril Lavigne reference in 2020 unreal!

  • @itshayappenshay6057
    @itshayappenshay6057 Před 4 lety +5

    Feerst

  • @koziol552
    @koziol552 Před 3 lety

    I need you guys to make new videos. Get on that ASAP or I’m going to have write a strongly worded complaint letter.

  • @handfloboxingreview1673
    @handfloboxingreview1673 Před 3 lety +1

    Amir does make a good point. Why do people watch scary movies?

  • @KyanNezhad
    @KyanNezhad Před rokem

    GHEEM???!

  • @ManilMopas
    @ManilMopas Před 4 lety

    - Bars? its like Mars bars that you can only eat on Mars?
    - So nobody can eat them?
    - You can eat them but then you'd die
    - What? so how do they know if you're eating them on Mars?
    - They assume you didn't, you die either way

  • @ryanlutes9833
    @ryanlutes9833 Před 4 lety

    in a hat

  • @jodyvett23
    @jodyvett23 Před 3 lety

    IN A HAT

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend Před 4 lety +3

    I would love to see a Jake and Amir sketch done through Zoom.

    • @Jon-rs7jb
      @Jon-rs7jb Před 4 lety +2

      they actually uploaded one already if u havent seen it!

    • @DenderFriend
      @DenderFriend Před 4 lety

      @@Jon-rs7jb I saw the Social Distance Scroll, but that wasn't done with the actual Zoom technology.

  • @RowBlanka
    @RowBlanka Před 4 lety

    new jake and amir?

  • @Randyy1
    @Randyy1 Před 4 lety +2

    I'm basically in this video. I guess that makes me a famous?