Off Days: Marty's Wake
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- čas přidán 11. 10. 2017
- Of course Marty's dead. And of course he deserved a sendoff just as bad as he was a man!
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Musical assets sampled from the album "Richie" by Outasight. - Komedie
RIP Marty, you will not be missed but, your absence will be noted
LMAOO
Lmfao 10/10
This video is so stupid, and such a masterpiece. Every time I watch, I notice another completely superfluous and hilarious detail
I love the excessive crashing sound when they cheers
Meme Name what drink was that?
All we're missing is Amir planking at Marty's candlelight vigil.
and it becomes the new face of Red Bull
I don't even know Marty but that sounds pretty depraved...
Why do you think he’s not singing?
Respect the plank sir
I’m Scottish and i can confirm we sing this at wakes
Tony Mac I concur with this statement
Can 100% confirm this is true
As a Scot I only sing this sacred song whilst planking at some kind of vigil
It must be weird when the guys name isn't Marty
But... everyone's name is Marty. What's your name?
"But I brought that on meself, left my jants up on the shelf" best line
Kinda crazy, one minute you're here, the next... you're worm food.
theroo isn't is crazy that works are cannibals
They're not. Cannibal is when you eat your own species.
You're saying that worms don't eat other worms?
What's really crazy is that Marty was bread the whole time.
I feel like we've had this conversation before.
This song is stuck in my head sometimes “he’ll take the high road and we’ll take the high road and soon we’ll both be on the high road”
The original song is Red is the Rose by the High Kings
Marty looks good for 71
And he died a year ago apparently
I'll bet a nugget they based this sketch on those bottles
Frawns *CRASH*
Why is this the best thing ever, and how does Jake sing "into my aaaarsehole" so beautifully?!?!?!
So beautiful it pops into my head at the most random moments haha always makes me laugh!
He has perfect pitch
It's the tune of Red is the rose by the high kings
This brought tears to my eyes, facial or otherwise
tears of soy no doubt
in my arsehole
beat me to it lmao.
im beefing
WE’RE beefing!
Came for the comedy, staying for the surprising legit singing.
I love how Marty is offended by the verses, but joins in the fun during the Chorus 😂
1945-2016...? Not only does that mean he was over 70, but he also died a year ago somehow.
Good one, man.
I hope jake and Amir never disappear.
especially hake
broken phones and auto correct :C
Wanna feel old? Marty died 8 years ago
Condolences to the separate estates of Marty's parents
We deserve so much more than this. This this this... chantey of sorts? Nay. A panty of jorts.
Absolutely of jorts
We need to see the outtakes for this one.
I wanna see the intakes for this one
Andrea Wheatcroft alcohol or otherwise.
@@christianmccauley7340 AN ALCOHOLIC SLIP AND SLIDE
What are you talking about this was clearly done in one take
@@christianmccauley7340 TOP TEN GUINESS TO BUTTCHUG by Amir *oooohhh* Hurwitz
Ok but are we just gonna gloss over "He'll be missed and...*weirdly licking lips*...he'll be kissed."
I just thought about this quote randomly today and thus, here I am watching this again.
@@gabrflyan6364 that’s how it always works for me with these videos lol
I don't know how many times I've watched this but this is the first time I've noticed that
Scottish day one here- Jake singing the Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond has just completed my life.
It's surprisingly good too hahah. Fucking love this song.
If I ever want to feel like I'm having a fever dream, these videos never disappoint
As a scotsman i completely support this version of The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond
3:20 Marty flaccidly hitting the whip makes me sad
that dude legit died
By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes,
Where the sun shines straight into my arrrsehooole.
But Marty is a poor and our friendship was a chore,
On the wet and sticky banks o' Loch Looomond!
And ye'll tak' the high road and I'll tak' the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland a'fore ye!
But Marty is a *damp*, sexy seal of a man,
On the bonnie, bonnie banks o' Lock Looomond!
The wee birdies sings and my cellphone it rings,
When I pick up the phone it is Maaarty!
But I hang it up, because Marty is a cuck,
And I throw my phone straight into his arrrsehoole!
And ye'll tak' the high road and I'll tak' the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland a'fore ye!
But Marty is a jerk, he's the worst part of our work,
And his parents are still soon divooorcin'!
The wind in the trees, why it shakes me at the knees,
As the gust goes straight into my arrrsehooole.
But I brought that on me self, left me jants upon the shelf,
Like when Marty made me wear nipple taaassels!
And ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll tak' the high road,
And before ye' know it, we're all on the hiiigh rooad!
And Marty's on the high road, and we're also on the high road,
And his parents are divorced on the hiiigh roooad!
But Martys broken family, nay tak' the higher roaad,
As the moon burns straight into my *aaarrrsseehooollee*
fake news
@@WarWithReality You poor man. You slimy, snake person. You're a a a a slithering little snakeman. A little tricky-boy is what you are. A small child of a snake person. Ew.
this is better than good. It's fine
this is what happens when you buy 100 shares of jukebox. This low-key is now my favorite song.
Wonder land Bumble you say? It’s a fucking jukebox
I keep coming back because it pops in my head way too often :') one of my faves!
Geoff has a nice voice
He has a nice everything.
Went a bit Indian rather than Scottish lol
i hope your opinion has changed by now
@@Azimii It's hoisin to my ears now
@@TheArchsage74 absolutely nothing less than hoison
I can't believe Marty fucking perished
0:30 If all jokes should be equally upsetting and hilarious, then this one is perfectly balanced
The ending song felt (in a good way) like something Amir would sing to Jake
Watching Lady and the Tramp, imagine my surprise when Marty’s Wake Song appears from the lips of Jock (with wrong lyrics) in the first 10 minutes.
That song though.. Omg, stuck in my head and it's ok.
AND WE DANCE. VLOGS its stuck in my asshole
It's more than ok. Its stuck in your head
this is my favorite off days
After watching well over 20 times I think I can say this needs to be a full length Broadway musical. Make it happen. It brings me such joy.
“But Marty is a poor and our friendship was a chore”
I’ve probably watched this video 100 times in the past 2 years still love it
Help. I really can’t stop watching this.
If this isn't sang at the end of every If I were you live show, then what did we really accomplish as fans! Ya know!
RIP Marty Gingivitis. He was a good man, with a kind soul, and an even kinder bowl.
Gingervitis
Gingervitis
LMAO more man georges plz
02:30 Holy fuck i thought i shattered my glass on the floor..
best Off Days yet
I loved Geoff’s verse so much, half because of Jakes reaction to his words.
I thought his parents changed his last name to Gingervitis, so why does it say RIP Marty Michael?
To be fair they changed his last name to Gingervitis this year, and he died last year.
this is still hands down the best headgum video
like for that outro
That song is why I watch this channel.
I’ve had this in my head for days, had to come back
I love that Marty is like 71 according to the sign lol
Best one yet
Sing this at my funeral or I ain't going!
This is one of my favorites
This is one of my favorite videos from either Headgum or Jake and Amir. It's so beautiful.
Niecy Nash? She's a great catch, bro. Congrats!
She's all that!
Quan D A Nash hole for this arshhole makes the ladies go "ooooooooohhhhhle"
Smooooth getting nashty with nashy makes the ladies go “aaaaie papi”
Huh. Morty was 71 years old. Not a bad run.
This is a damn masterpiece. A Mona Lisa if you will
Might be the best head gum video ever, along with nicknames
This is still my favorite headgum video
"Thats nice"
"Very nice!"
excellent content, these videos just keep getting better and better!
I'm speechless... that was perfect. of all things
Masterpiece
one of the best videos you have ever made haha
3:18 when marty fucking whips at a really slow part of the song kills me
Thank you for this amazing video! I’ve been watching this daily (weekly even!) for the last 7 days and it never gets old, cold, or bold. That’s right it never gets bold, because this is a boring and derivative piece of work. I bid you, a good day sirs.
All jokes aside, Jake has an amazing voice haha
yea, that's why he is the frontman of top hip-hop multinational hit band "Coldplay"
I can't wait for the next outtakes compilation
This is my favorite HG video to date
favorite headgum video
i love how excited marty is when he enters
This is still fucking god-tier.
Can't wait for the outtakes
This was amazing.
Straight to my favourites.
This might be the GOAT Headgum video 😂🐐🐐
Best one in a while
I keep coming back to this video, it makes me cry with laughter hahahahaha
I'm gonna remix that song, I swear it
This is a banger
That song was amazing
BEST EP SO FAR
This was my favourite
This is a masterpiece
Never gets old
What a beautiful song.
Geez, after a sad song like that, I need a drink. Wanna hit the bar? I'll take the low road and ye'll take the low road and soon we'll both be on the high road.
I would drop everything in my life to go to LA and be an unpaid intern for Headgum
Im addicted to this
This is an important episode...it shows us marty was some high nazi leader's son that came to the US to have a better life...he enjoyed the best years, dated marylin on the 60s, got aids in the 70's, was a drug dealer in the 90's, and was a survivor on the 9/11...oh captain my captain, please watch me and protect me from ya far.
Love it
The fact the song is actually good and they're all actually good singers makes this even better
lmao this is amazing.
Literal ass loads of fun by the sea
I have to see the outtakes of this episode
Legendary song
Beautiful tune boys.
I find myself humming this at work
That was emotional
Well, Marty had a dream and it's as dead as he
Long gone deep inside his arrrrrsehole
The ice comes and goes, just as the river flows
but stealing Marty's money lasts forevvvver
So funny how into the song Marty got 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I graduated from a Scottish college and had to sing that song so many times😅