Stephen Colbert's Audience Q&A: Yes, I will Renew your Vows
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- čas přidán 1. 11. 2019
- Every night before the show, our host takes questions from the audience. This time, Stephen's Q&A takes a romantic turn when a couple asks him to preside over their wedding vows renewal. #Colbert #Comedy #LSSC
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Awww, they had a tiny Gollum! That's precious.
Don't you mean, "preciousssssssss"? ;)
@John D: Well played :)
that's taters.
"Your Baby is Joseph Stalin."
Brilliant! Smart doctor!
Stalin had the smart doctors killed.
i'm not a father at all but i have heard from quite a lot of people that you should sleep, but than i have heard from people who tell me that's when they get anything done at all is when the baby sleeps. i guess they don't take this advice at all
Oh I wasn't joking either in fact I do tell people they need to sleep too, a friend of my has 2 little ones one just turned 2 and the other a year in January. And he told me him and his wife take turns, for example one night is his turn the next is hers that way at least one of them can get some sleep. I dunno how it is with the youngest but his oldest was not quiet baby. So I do take what parents say at heart. Even though I may not have kids. My niece for example was a quiet baby she's 12 now and my nephew's 8 but he was not. I do hope you had some quiet kids too
5 kids is a lot I dunno how people with 10 or more kids do it, not just cause of money problems they no doubt have but keeping sane
I believe it, I only have one brother and he's older and even I think that was enough lol
I keep being mesmerized by Colbert's wit. The explanation given to the new parents to be was so deep, yet simple at the same time, and on top of that, funny. Just amazing!, Thank you Mr Colbert, keep doing what you do 🙂
I was going to say something like that but you saved me the trouble.
I gotta say I wish I had heard his advice before I had my children! But it does make sense now!!!
Colbert: Orange man bad.
Audience of NPCs: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Day after day. He's just so funny. "Orange man bad" NPCs : He's so funny!
Next day we have Colbert say" Orange man bed" and the NPCs go "Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Makes you wonder.
@@taghew Orange man also corrupt, incompetent, and immensely stupid. A bumbling, America-hating traitor may not be good for the country, but it's great for comedy!
@@TttTtt-zo7kt Who in America hasn't been corrupt? The Clintons? Bidens? The Bush family? LBJ???? Nixon? Carter was just stupid. But late night used to be entertaining before it became the same boring shit night after night.
We need more of the Q&A videos...
Yes! I love these!
They need to post as much as the patriot act does
I am such a fan of this human being it kind of actually hurts. What a brilliant, funny and kind man.
@AwakeAmericanow. He isn't qualified either, but he is smart enough to know it. And would listen to experts, and be smart enough to know which ones to listen to, and which ones were bought and paid-for, and he'd actually care about that. And that is everything the current president is not. ;-)
@@robertcartier5088 no qualifications necessary, it's a democracy. Stephen would do an awesome job.
@@mattym8038 Yes. Isn't that what I just said?!
Jennifer DeLucy So true!
The quintessential "women want to be with him, men want to be him" type of guy
"Kiss better than that before you go to bed" I didn't think anything would be funnier than "your baby is Josef Stalin."
I obviously know he doesn't know what they're gonna ask, but I feel like "your baby is Gollum" would have been the perfect lead-in.
"Your baby is Joseph Stalin!"
Been there and this is nothing but the truth.
Even Stephen's Dr. Is funny 🤣
THAT is why I stay the part of uncle. 😉
Nothing but good advice in this one. Sleep, and say you're sorry.
Great advice for parents... not as great for airline pilots.
New Message honestly a good piece of advice if you’re the hetero male in a cliché relationship where the dude thinks he should do nothing. Otherwise, this is not profound and should be roundly confirmed by the people to be not profound ... as are “not profound” all stupid celebrity quips about men giving a token effort towards their own children. For the record, I typically love Stephen, but this is a huge blind spot and shouldn’t be left to slide imo.
@@marciamcdevitt964 Oh for fork's sake get off your enormously high horse.
@@marciamcdevitt964 Where the hell did you get THAT from? How could you even get THAT from what he said?
@@marciamcdevitt964 I am pretty sure that babies keeping you awake and apologizing even when you think it isn't your fault are universal of all people and relationships.
If you are just referring to who was picked to ask questions, which happened to be two heterosexual couples, I think that is reductive of the process in making that show. They probably had quite a few questions that didn't make the final show, and these two both happen to be questions that Stephen answered in a more entertaining fashion. That is definitely going to be informed by his shared experience with those couples, but that's what being the host is.
Colbert is at his best when he's improvising
Damn! Glad I only had one kid, and he was such a laid-back little dude he slept well and he hardly ever cried when he woke. I really enjoyed him when he was little. I had a good "babysitter", my 20 pound tomcat who loved him and would come get me the moment the baby woke. I think my son understood this, so he knew he didn't have to cry to get my attention. My "baby" is 27 now, and he still adores cats. A few years ago, a wild stray kitty showed up on the ranch. I couldn't get near her, but she came right to my son and trusted him. It took me two months for her to trust me.
I'm midwestern, so I apologize for a southern accent... but you raised that boy up right!
“Your Baby is Joseph Stalin.”
- Stephen Colbert, 2019 🤣
JL Studios : Ah, but he was quoting his pediatrician, so we need more info for proper attribution.
"Your baby is Joseph Stalin."
- Steven Colbert's Pediatrician circa 1995
- Repeated by Stephen Colbert, not often enough
So Joe if it’s a boy and Josephine for a girl then.
That's important advice for beginning parents. Sleep when the baby sleeps, because when the baby is awake, _you must be awake._ If it's 3:00 in the morning when the kid's awake, you must be awake, so if the kid is ready to sleep at 3:00 in the afternoon, _sleep at __3:00__ in the afternoon._ This is why it's so important for the parents to take turns taking care of the kid, because sometimes, you've been at it for a while and you've got to bathe.
Thank you for finally captioning the audience when they're asking questions!
It was funny when he was trying to tear her finger off! Lol
My wife would tear me a new one, if I did that to her.
That was so funny. He almost ripped her hand off, and she was just standing there letting him cause she tried, and couldn’t take it off either. 😂😂
At least he didn't bite it.
I absolutely adore Stephen Colbert. His wife is one very lucky lady. 😀💕
Wow - actor, impressionist (former faux conservative), comedian, TV show host, interviewer, couples therapist, marriage counselor, ordained minister, eternal tree-sized thorn in Drumpf's foot - it seems there is no end to Colbert's talents and abilities. These are why he's #1 in both this time-slot and show category.
You forgot Tolkien expert mate
Agent Fungus I’m a republican, and I voted for trump last election (one of the few mistakes I’ve done in my life in my opinion) and, I absolutely hate trump lover “trollbots” as you call them. They don’t represent us republicans. They’re the opposite of what we believe in. The hate spewed by them sickens me, as well as the democrat extremists that spew hate as well. We both love this country, and all the hate is absolutely unnecessary.
@@Sergio-fu7mv
Real parenting talk.
Also: Hiking baby carriers. You know, the Baby Backpacks. Used it every damn day with all my kids. A bloody godsend. Kids awake, but you can still do dishes, vacuum, and get things done while Junior gets to touch you and watch all the things you're doing. Beats a Stroller or bouncer every time.
That's how its been done in Africa for ... ever
2:25 I thought the woman on his other side was his wife until he held and raised her hand.
Same
Same
Not alone.
Yeah, me too! I wonder why we all automatically thought that!
@@leannepaxton5012 His actual wife is almost off-screen while the other woman is with him in the center. I was mistaken as well
That go to sleep stuff wasn't a joke, it was the God's honest truth. Your baby is Joseph Stalin.
i wonder how many people really believed he was joking cause i sure as hell didn't and i'm not a father at all
Wait, I thought Gollum was going to be the ringbearer?...
i actually one of those but mine is still in the box it came in and i've never taken it out
Great couple! Love this. I had a LOTR wedding. Had the rings, Galandriel’s necklace, learned one of the Elvish languages to write my programs, etc. Lifelong fan, hence my username. Love Colbert.
Epic
That sounds like an amazing wedding!
Midnight Sonnet - Thanks. It was. Divorced now, but will always be a lifelong fan.
I would ask "Can I just sit back stage with you and a bong and just watch you explain lord of the rings to me?"
when in doubt, be a nice human like Stephen
I expect to see babies wearing t-shirts with "I am Joseph Stalin" written on it pretty soon...........
That was wholesome and heartwarming. You're awesome, Stephen.
He's so lovely!
Autumn is a drama teacher at my school!
This was so much fun. Thanks to Stephen and the awesome folks at the Late Show for bringing our 10-year wedding anniversary adventure to life!
Brought a tear to my eyes, Brethren. Well done! In times like these, to see pure love & companionship is more than enough to bring a tear to most of our eyes. Love Reign Supreme ❤
Congrats!
Seeing this man being 100% himself, un-cut, is such a godd@#m Joy I can't handle it sometimes... God bless you Stephen.
Holy shit, this is epic 🤣🤣🤣
What a BRILLIANT segment! Wish they did more often.
How many couples can claim they were married on the Colbert Show? How many people would believe them?
There was one before, on Colbert Report. I think that is why Stephen has that license 😅
i had no idea he has done that before or that he has a license however judging how about his faith i am really not surprised at all
@@chrissiek8706 Isn't that the one where Audra McDonald was the wedding singer - and sang "White Wedding"?
This man is just fantastic! His wife is very lucky.
You can see how happy Stephen is. Takes a good woman to make a man happy too. He is very lucky too......they both are. 💝 HECK! We, his MILLIONS of fans, are very lucky and happy for having Stephen in our lives especially during this dark and crazy time!
"I am Joseph Stalin... Your baby is Joseph Stalin..." 😂😂😂
Therefore I am your baby?
So easy to see how you're #1, Stephen!!
Awww so sweet of Stephen !!! Thanks for bringing joy to people's lifes :)
Stephen is just the best person.
That vow renewal was CUTE!!
our next baby 's middle name will be "Colbert"...we love you...from Western Australia
Could go with Tyrone, like Stephen's middle name 😉😏
I'm glad we're getting more of this segment
Wow. Would love to see more of these.
Everyone is laughing, but this is all very real and good advice.
My girlfriend refused to nap while our son napped. She would use that as time to do things. And then constantly complain about how tired she was. No matter how many times I told her to sleep while he slept, she refused.
Don't be stupid. Don't laugh at and shun good advice.
If the kid ends up with the name Joseph because of that Stalin reference, I am officially done :D Not because of the name but because of the reason behind it....
Itll be Colby
Stephen is such a great name lol. It means crown.
Joseph means God shall increase 😇
@@priscillajimenez27 Stephen deserves the crown, of the king, of late night. He flipped trump the bird, I'll never forget about it. It was blurred out, but, ya
The first/middle name combination of "Stephen Joseph" actually sounds kind of perfect.
Congratulations to the couple having the baby and he's right, sleep when the baby is sleeping, Congratulations who renewed vows!
Colbert at his best and improvised...good.
Your baby is your Enemy...😂😂😂😂 soooooo funny and true at same time.
That "don't ask me about the lake" was so similar to Conan's sketch! Maybe it was a nod to him backstage :3
This is so lovely. I love the show so much but the unscripted moments are priceless. Thank you for sharing these moments Y'ALL ARE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT
I can't agree more about your baby being Stalin. Sleep whenever possible, cause laundry, emails, etc. will still be there when you wake up. But you can't make up for lost sleep.
Please do this as an ongoing segment on CZcams... these are one of my favourite uploads!
This actually made me cry and i have no idea why.
Same, Brethren. The times vs love.
That was heartwarming.
Can’t get enough of this. Need more
Yes please!
He is so correct as a Father I agree.
Colbert is one of the best ever.....
I adore this Man 🥰
The Joseph Stalin bit was gold. Most excellent. Stephen is such a gift to us.
“Your baby is Joseph Stalin”
I wouldn’t want to see Stalin’s son at all, judging from that film on his death
That was so cute!!!
"I will dislocate your shoulder if my inability to remove your wedding ring inhibits the timing of a gag"
sadly absent from the vows.
Always on point, What a guy!
"You're baby is Joseph Stalin, go to sleep!" Most terrifying hypnotist ever 😲
This was cute and sounds very useful!! Glad to have watched this
Always interesting
Those wedding renewal vows are awesome!
This is the nicest haircut you ever had Colbert! And the best show too! Thank you!
That was so cool!
Stephen gives great advice, 👍🤣🤣
Parenting advice question was asker before. He said the movie thing then too 😂
this is GREAT!
solid advice
Nice!
I'm such a sucker for spontaneous vows. 😍😍😍
Love, love, love, love (I’m Lin-Manuel Miranda esq) the renewal of vows.That was frackin beautiful. Love, love, love it.
awesome!
you should do more of these
Our parents always said to kiss before you go to bed. Even if you are upset with the other person. You will not solve all discussions before going to bed. But you need your rest so kiss before going to sleep. It's difficult to stay upset with them if you kiss.
You are the only other person I have heard this from outside of my own family.
I want Stephen to marry me and Jon playing at the wedding! 🥰
I get it but sorry, I'm pretty sure the dude's too good a Catholic to get divorced.
@@dontaylor7315 no silly since he's licensed to marry people so I want him to be the minister at my future wedding lol
@@priscillajimenez27 now I get it! That's a good idea, didn't realize that's what you meant. I hope you get your wish.
What a BRO!
"Your baby is Joseph Stalin."
Hence we're all Joseph Stalin, and all people are terrible. That is all.
“That is all”. 😂👌🏼
Matt and Autumn are so cute!!! 😭
STEPHEN GIVES ME HOPE
Stephen, you are a gentleman and I am sad to say, a member of a dying breed. Your vow renewal sillyness made me tear up. You remind of my dad.
Nobody: ___
Stephen Colbert: *"YoUr BaBy Is JOsEph STaLIn."*
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE LAKE, STEPHEN?
On my bucket list... Re new vows to my woman on live television. I love u keasia. ;)
Cool! The magic powers that come with being a late show host... :DDD
Shoutout to The Church Universal and Triumphant! Three of my kids were born just north of them in Gardiner, Montana.
This was really cool 😎😎😎😎
The stalin comment is soo true. Sleep when you can. Messy house isn't the end of the world and usually means a happy child.
And that's how you get out of a Colbert taping :)
I saw what you did there (Conan reference)
Lol this was the best Q&A
These types of videos need to be 10 minutes long
"Your baby is stalin"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One thumbs up for the golem statue please. Thank you. Have a nice day.
"Go see some movies in a movie theater. You won't do that for many years."
Prophet.
The vow renewal 👍🏼
me clicking on this thinking, i never ever seen much audience Q&As here.
me after watching this: OMG THATS WHY IT HAS TO BE ON HERE.
Was waiting for a prolonged LotR quote or some words from Gandalf 🧙♂️
❤️. You Steven CoalBurt