Stephen's Audience Q&A: Why Don't You Grow a Mustache?
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- čas přidán 28. 02. 2020
- Every night before the show, our host Stephen Colbert takes questions from the audience. This time he's asked to explain why his #Colbeard look never evolved into a proper mustache. #Colbert #Comedy #Colbeard
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that intern is bold. if you don't try, you'll never know.
@AmplifiedSilence I gots to know!!!
It still may have worked.
I’d argue it still might work. He brought excitement to the audience. That’s the kind of thing execs like to see from their employees/interns.
Yes, I believe that's a guy who's going places!
He left an impression. He’s going to stand out for this. The rest is up to HR (and maybe Stephen at this point). Well done, intern.
"Behind bars" I died
That was pretty great actually, was not expecting that xD
bill barr
Me, too. Clever, quick, unexpected, funny.
Greatest answer of all time 💯
Me too....
That intern-to-be has a lot of guts. But it is really a great way to be noticed.
It was gusty, but also entitled. I'm glad Stephen avoided the bait.
He don't know what his resume looks like.
@@muvaofpearl I don't think so because I think that he was aware that Stephen might refuse as much as approve. The real decision is made by the interviewer, and the trick is to put yourself ahead of the other candidates.
We shall see if he makes the cut.
Zero chance it works
great way to make sure you will not get hired
It's not a Q&A until Stephen mentions his wife!
You didn't catch that the lady in the audience is his wife's sister? Hello?
What's the name of the poem?
@@albertorodriguez7917 mr youse needn't be so spry
@@GarrettFehon thank you
@@crazimuthaz he does talk about her in every one of these. The fact that his sister in law was there kinda doesn't matter, really, Stephen rather adorably can't not talk about her
Stephen.. hire that intern!!
He's got guts ! 🤣
No. They would have to shut down Q&As - every wanna be would try to pull that stunt.
Colbert’s quick wit is what makes him the funniest host in late night
hes funny but not conan funny.
@@weebsincethe90s95 Conan isn't remotely funny, Colbert is incredible.
I've got a question for you, Mr. Colbert. With all the love your relationship with your wife gets here on YT and in the audience, would you ever do an interview of your wife on the show as fan service?
Check out the interview they did together with Oprah. They are so cute together.
In the interview Stephen said he once walked into their house still in the old Colbert character. Evie took one look at him and told him to GET OUT and come back as the man she married!
Stephen: "I forgot, I'm not the boss here"
Evie: "He's sooo not the boss. So not the boss." LOL!
@@Barebittelitt yeah. I remember that interview. It was really cute...🥰😍
@@Barebittelitt didn't even know this existed, I will have to look it up. thanks, mate!
Travis Cecil Ooh, that’d be awesome!
To the guy that applied for internship. Gutsy move. You got balls, Good Sir.
That was one smart move from the intern 😄
Im gonna say what everyone else has said. I really hope that intern gets hired. That's how you do it! That's how you stand out! All the love.
Probably dont want to encourage that kind of behaviour
but what if apart from an audacious personality he's a horrible worker with no skills whatsoever?
it was correct for Stephen to not simply give in to audience pressure because you really need to check the people you are to work with, you can't hire them blindly.
@@benzaiten933 Good solid point s
@@idiatico True
They probably will check him out. His stunt probably got him to the top of the pile, but of course Stephen couldn't just hire him on the spot, all unknown.
Colbert is such a natural guy, my favourite man on television.
Garry Fimister So true!
"Behind bars." [Mic drop]
I love these Q&As. It really shows how funny and witty Stephen can be on the fly.
"How would you want to interview Trump?"
"Behind bars!" Exactly!! Vote Blue 2020!!
good answer IF ONLY ya know?
Just what I wanted to cite! So good!
Not gonna lie, my mind took that in a different direction:
Trump: Oh you want to interview me behind bars do you? Rudy, tell Barr to write up a warrant for this guys arrest. On what charge? Have him figure it out, it's time to purge the disloyal!
@boxfrotwres did you finish all your homework already?
Bernie 2020!!
Behind bars! Just beautiful! 👌👍😉😄😄😄
What a pre-employment interview, and what a way to put a potential employer on the spot. I like his style, he's got balls.
How is putting your potential employer on the spot a good move? He may have balls but he's got no brain.
@@MTMF.london that's exactly what I meant. I was eluding to the idea that this guy has balls but made a bad move, especially on national tv.
I really need more videos of Stephen Colbert reading poems
You mean reciting them from memory :D
I love that the audience now comes prepared with tricky questions and have as much fun trolling Stephen as he does.
"Behind bars" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do I want to interview t'rump? Well, behind bars!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Ro G Hahahahah TRUE that!!
Let’s bring in a replacement who’ll actually address the overwhelming problems facing our working class, AKA the problems that that led to a demagogue like Trump.
#Bernie2020
#BernieBeatsTrump
That question was total cringe. And the ladys reaction too
@@TechMan042 Yeah, good. Okay.
LOVED that last answer!
He should hire that guy. He’s bold.
Nah, he should't. Very unfair with the other candidates. I would not hire him. Ever.
An intern is supposed to follow orders , a writer is the only one who can be bold and try stunts like this with the host. Having an intern attempting this ,is volatile and not a good thing for a show that needs to be working on such a tight schedule. 🤷🏻♂️
The right answer would have been " no,but Its the first time I'm gonna fire one in front of an audience!"
jlbueno0611 - That would have been mean and would have ruined the mood (and probably turned the audience against him). Steven is classy and wouldn’t do that.
And set the precedent that other aspiring Late Show applicants should pull that stunt? Not a great idea, unless you want to ruin Q&A forever.
I think a girl already did something like this in a previous Q&A but wanted to be a writer. If he hired him the audience will be filled with people trying to asking for jobs.
That intern is bold AF... HIRE HIM
he's probably looking for colored or female atm,atleast he mentioned that on a show before,saying he's proud to now be 50/50.Otherwise i think he would of,he looked like he wanted to.
are you 12? Why would he hire him based on this, life is not a movie and this is not how you run a business...
confusedgamer4life "colored"?? 😑
"mr youse needn't be so spry
concernin questions arty
each has his tastes but as for i
i likes a certain party
gimme the he-man's solid bliss
for youse ideas i'll match youse
a pretty girl who naked is
is worth a million statues"
Stephen just recited this _whole_ poem off the top of his head. Is he eidetic?
he knows lots of verse and prose... it's really the best thing about his show!
No, it's common to memorise poems
The intern guy has balls of steel
"Yeah, but he's naked so I can't ask him to come out." BRILLIANT! LOL
"Behind bars" 🤣🤣🤣 best joke ever!!
I've met this guy, and he's as sweet off camera as he is on. ☺️☺️!
Last answer hit the jackpot!
That bald guy with the fabulous mustache reminds me of Robin Williams...😭
Yes, it's true what they say.....English majors are the best lovers.
said by an English Major 🤣
@Thank You For Your Cervix and then there's Natalie freaking Portman with advanced chemistry 😳😲😍😍😍
English majors are hot too, though I'm biased, because I too am an English -major- graduate. I have a degree now. I graduated 😁😂😂 goddamn that takes getting used to!
Jason Reliford - It's because they read the best writing in the world and can use it to court their romantic interests.
Nice use of 'they' meaning 'we' !
They need to post more of these between the scenes. I enjoy it a lot when the daily show does it.
Stephen shows his improv comedy chops. I was in stitches. Do more of this!
loved this! Steven, your nerdiness is delightful (I may have to look up that poem you sent to your wife- before she was your wife.) Thanks for sharing these, and for helping us all to stay hopeful for humanity these last few years.
Awwww stephen loves his wife so much where can i get a stephen colbert?
I am from India, who completed education in the United States. The place where I am from, practice monogamy at the most. Interested in Indians? :p ;)
Man: Why don’t you grow a mustache?
Woman in the audience: No......
I like the last part of the poem :D
always a pleasure to see these clips, the answers are so good ❤✨
I feel like people just love hearing him talk about his wife, so half the questions are leading into that.
That was a slick move.. 1:53
That intern 🤣 that was a great try though
Samantha Bumgarner Potential intern 🤣
Shaun Mason Music yes potential maybe less potential now lmfao 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Samantha Bumgarner Haha sad cuz it was a brave move
That was a power move by that intern hopeful
No, it was a dickish move. Putting your potential boss in a spot?
LOVE this segment!!
These always make me wish for a ❤ option. Candid answers or off-screen bites can be better than monologues or interviews
Last question was best question!
Stephen, the audience and the internets wants to know if plaid intern got hired!
That last answer was so refreshing!
I pray for a husband as lovingly funny and handsome like Stephen Colbert. God bless him and his family always
He has so many anecdotes. This makes him so lovely
Ok, Stephen, you're smooth one 😏🥰
Hire that intern!
Stephen's quick wit always reveals the truth..."Behind bars!" was his response to: "How would you like to interview Trump?" Colbert is America's treasure.
Thank You Stephen!
I'm Lovin' It !!!
I love it!!!!Behind bars.....99% if Americans want that too!
Thank you for making these videos bigger!
Colbert has the best memory recall I've ever witnessed
The intern-applicant wanted to exert group pressure to be hired, just like in those stadium marriage proposals.
That intern!
Q&A is one of my favorite segments👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
I swear, Stephen’s the perfect man: he can recite a poem by ee cummings ❤️❤️❤️
Please tell us that the intern was hired! Please! We need to know!!
Please no. That would be a terrible terrible precedent, hire someone with no proven skills based on a blunt stunt like this one + putting your potential boss in an awkward situation in front of his audience...
Cristian Branea yeah it’s a dick mood tbh
That was great, that was amazing! so funny!
I have always loved Colbert, but never have I felt more like he is my spirit animal than when I discovered we both wanted to be marine biologists growing up
Jon Stewart would be a better prez for sure.
A playmobile figure missing a face would be a better president.
I reckon Jon would be a better Secretary to Colbert’s President.
Any fairly reasonable and decent human being would be.
@@luciustitius Sadly, true
He'd do the real cry speeches and everything
LOVE these! Keep em' comin, please!
One of the best! Wish I could give this 2 thumbs up.
this was a great one !
You should have hired that intern as it took guts to advocate for himself
You should hire that intern.
This was great. PLease do it again!
he should've hired that intern.
I swear no one in America loves their partner more than Stephen. He talks about his wife like someone who just got married yesterday. It’s a beautiful thing.
"What do you love about your life?"
"My wife."
No hesitation 🤣 they are so in love after 20+ years it's amazing!
Okay wow! We totally need those up on here every week. That was awesome!
So that we're clear: Stephen will NOT be the one behind bars when/if he interviews Trump.
@stan sorensen You are non compos mentis. Seek help.
stan sorensen He should be kicked out of which office?
@stan sorensen
Biden isn't in office. He's a private citizen employeed at the university of Penn teaching politics.
@stan sorensen Probably also think Hillary should be fired? Any other non-politicians you want impeached?
@stan sorensen But you just couldn't think of any to put in your talking point comment ! Biden doesn't currently hold any office . Perhaps you are thinking of Bernie Sanders !
"Behind bars!" Brilliant!! I want a front row seat!!
No stupid answers there ! I know we are none perfect, but you are so GREAT Stephen ! May u also stay humble !!!
Love this segment and should be regular part of the show!!
I really miss the audience questions.. 🥺 it is so cute when Stephen talks about his wife 🥰
Is he blushing talking about that poem?? He is so adorable when he talks about his wife
That is so generous of you to post this. Thank you!
COLD BEAR
We didn’t film it actually!!! 😂
Matthew Musick “That I know of” 🤣
Great stuff, more if these please. 😂
Love these!
Great show !
awesome video
is it just me or does anyone else fall more in love with this man when he talks about his wife?! That poem!!
stephen's love for evie is what i aspire to have, the ultimate life goal along with his and steve carell and jon stewarts humour and intellect and stephen's outlook towards life and faith and ability to recite poems on spot
4:46 dude looks like Patton Oswalt and Drew Carey's lovechild
That last question 🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant answer to the last question!!
Love every questions 😂🤣 esp the last one?
2:05 I wonder if that intern ever heard from Colbert
Very reminiscent of Carol Burnett's audience Q&A! Fun!!
I love how Colbert loves his wife so much.
I like these Audience Q&A videos.
Oh just hire the intern, he's free!
I hope that Intern gets the job!
Watching a recorded Q&A session on CBS's COLBERT REPORT, I know why I am a big fan…Stephen's quick wit always reveals the truth..."Behind bars!" was his response to: "How would you like to interview Trump?" Colbert is an American treasure.