Daz Watches Australia Isn't Real
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As an Australian if I’m not real then why am I paying taxes
Xd ikr
Jordy101 Lol yeah why?
Df
Yeah
Jordy101 you’re just being straight up robbed
Australia has left the group chat
Kelci Warren what is this, ‘Australia’, you speak of?
Hang on, would that not be called a GLOBAL CHAT!!!???
Kelci Warren 😂😂😂😂
Kelci Warren 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy likes...
I'm Scottish, we do not claim this man - apologies on behalf of Scotland.
ahahahah
Apologies accepted from Australia
Apologies accept
Thank you for the apology 🧡 Australia thanks you
He’s actually welsh pretending to be Scottish
You may insult my country... but you call me DUM DUM and *mate Ima chuck endless Vegemite jars at you with the force of Steve Irwin*
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love this comment
what the fuck is Vegemite?
Sans the Skeleton
the best tasting jar of salt in the world
@Captain Zach Oh so it's Marmite? XD
If Australia isn’t real and everyone is an actor
THEN WHERE IS MY MONEY
SAME
Lily Dian yeah! Where is my pay check!
These guys are working on uncovering it all
czcams.com/video/WG4ySsXvo9g/video.html
Been a hot minute since I got a paycheck for being a full time Australian actor
EXACTLY!!!
What he thinks: he went to Australia and he was drugged
What really happened: he sat on his bed and got drunk
*applauses*
I laughed hard at this😂🤣
Or high , lol 😂
He got high. And REALLY drunk.
ThatGuyAgain
Wait I’m drudged gees I’ve been on it for 11 years
XD
'If I'm not Australian and I'm an actor I deserve a fucking oscar ' - Lazerbeam
It’s LazarBeam
@@Dylanp.09 itsthe same
@@monikakarabazhakova7590 that’s just not his channel name though
@@Dylanp.09 weird how you still recognized who he’s talking about, maybe because it’s a fucking letter
@@TheChemistBeats sorry I’ll shush
Person: “Australians are all paid actors!”
Me: checks my wallet
Also me: it’s blank...
😔😔 So sad. Destroy the government
lazar beam tho
Was just thinking the same thing
Was that a kung fu panda reference at the end 🤣🤣🤣
@@320dlman4 in fact it was, good job on pointing it out
"Australia isn't real"
People who live there: "I'm just an illusion, i was never there"
Australia- "I'm just a dumb dumb, I'm just an illusion, I was never there"
Ah yes time to go back to the realm of nothing
Yep that me lol
I'm an illusion l?!?!
Ah yes, I did disappear for 7 years, I experienced the blip.
Can confirm, as an Australian i watched this video, immediately walked outside to check and fell through the floor!
that was three days ago... i only just respawned
😂
Omg this is so funny
I'm in not Australian but don't worry I know you you guys are real.
Lmao 😂
Omg😱
"australia isnt real"
* me sitting in my house IN AUSTRALIA rn so shocked*
Same lol
Yeah same. xD
Same bro 😂
Chloe Grimson in New Zealand you mean?
You hear that Australia your a dum dum and a idoit (I joking I just got this from the vid)
He- I- what?-
Imagine being this guy’s geography teacher
I would book a class trip to Australia and show him all the koalas and bushfires😂
😐
That would be so hard
Damn
He doesn’t believe in education
Him: “Australians are paid actors”
Me: *checks my wallet*
Me: “Nope I’m still broke”
Yep pretty much how it goes
Superannuation 💫
I’m still waiting for those pay checks I need money for steam gift cards
🧐🤨🥶
Sameeeeee
RagReynolds : *"I cant Speak today"*
Daz : *"YOU CANT THINK"*
I’m Scottish, we don’t claim this person as one of our own.
Nope nope we don’t
Turns out he's actually Walsh, living in Wales and pretends to be Scoctish...an Australian content creator researched him and has called Mr. Dumb Dumb out on his lies and weak attempt at trash talking.
@@forestwombat3456 well then we definitely don’t claim him lol.
Indeed we do not, Idc where he is but if he’s pretending to be Scottish. How dare he 🤣
Must be on drugs I guess XD
Damn,he must HATE hearing about the bush fires in Australia.
Though I’m Australian. I’m not real. I’m an artificial intelligence robot sent by the government.
AJ my name is Connor I am the Android sent by cyberlife
Corky B Roll I was thinking the same thing 😂
Same
Yep. Same here
Government: you weren't supposed to say anything, we have to terminate you all now.
*“You’re telling me I didn’t hug a koala? ShE ClAWed MY nIpPlE WAs ThAt NoT REaL?!”*
Hahaha
Fat Fluffy Birdie 🗿
Fat Fluffy Birdie b
Yeah ofcourse 6
333 likes beautiful
Him: Australia isn’t real
Me: mr stark, I don’t feel so good.
That hurt
*we did it Mr.Stark, we won*
I smell a very underrated comment
Tony stark is the best meme.
What would the world of memes be without him 😂
@@v4mpyy. he's not the best meme actually
Guy: “I started seeing this in my head almost”
Me: because you were on drugs?
@Kyler Rogers true
Plot twist: he's an Australian.
Plot thickens: He's an Australian living in new zealand.
Plot thickens even more: he’s Australian living in New Zealand living in the ocean
Dank Memes plot twists: he is australia
DSM_Lightning plot twist: why is Australia?
Plot twist again: where is Australia
Random guy plot twist: how is Australia
When I clicked on this I was like wtf ? .... then when I watched this I’m still like wtf ???
Eleri Robinson same
Same mate
Eleri Robinson Same eh.
The title had me more confused than the person
Aren’t we all
As a fellow Australian, I find this the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. I guess I'm not real!
Hahaha better to find out now, I suppose.
Lol me too
Lol AUSSIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
Same
we all arent real D;
Him- They are dum dums
Me- 😂😂😂 he must be joking right?
Daz- what are we five
Me- we must be 😂
I had no idea my life is a lie I have grown up in Australia for 16 years and now I don’t exist dear god
yeah that's really shocking. Oh man I hope you find a new place to live. All those memories just gone.
YOU ARE REAL IT'S JUST THIS GUY IS STUPID!!
blueberry Sans female it’s called sarcasm😂 they’re being sarcastic
You may not be real, but you can be a dumb dumb.. But you're very smart! 😂
Brenton Spry lmaooooo
“Is this the real life?”
Is this just fantasy?”
“Caught in a landslide”
“No escape from reality”
Open your eyes...
Look up to the sky and seeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeee
AUSTRALİA
this is hilarious xD
Open your eyes and see
The truth you f**king idiot
Kayla Blue ANYWHERE THE WIND BLOWS DOESN’T REALLY MATTER TO ME.. TO ME- I love Queen but this song was made for him.. he should listen lol 😂
Imagine how fun geography class would be with him as our teacher
Lmfaoooooo
And he just loses his shit everytime he sees Australia on a map
He’d have a whole new globe made renaming Australia to New Zealand
Nice
He would implode when he see Australia
*Australia has left the chat*
Hey! That was my joke!
Well played... 😂😭👏👌
According to this nut, it was never here to begin with.
@@couragekarnga8735 it's just a joke 〒_〒
star r r/whooosh
@@couragekarnga8735 🌏🎃🎉🏆
“Australia isn’t real”
Where does my cousin live then? Flipping Asgard?!
I've been to Australia and I hv many family members in there. Well I guess they don't exist. I guess I was in new Zealand even tho nz is way different
Maybe Australia’s real name is Asgard. Do I live in Asgard 🤔🤔🤔
IM DEAD💀
Welcome to Asgard my friend!
I live in QLD, and this man's telling me I'm not real
Rag : I can't speak today
Daz: YOU CAN'T THINK
Me: (laughing) I CAN'T BREATHE
Him: Australia isn’t real!
Me: so where tf have I been living? *disappears*
ella harkensee 😂😂*disappears*
Lol true
she hasn't replied because she disappeared
@@thatshome5931 🤣
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol,lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
As a fellow Australian, I have a message for this dude
"Are you saying I was born on a fooking shark ?!?"
I'm dead XD
🤣💀
Ibrahim Ali no you’re not
@@Ok-zc1uu i have revived
@@IbrahimAli-ck3lt 😂🤣🤣
Me:*looks out window toward gum tree* *whispers* my life is a lie
Australian gov-*sweats nervously*
American gov- is it true? 'Australia'?
....
Australian gov- left the chat
Lol
America gov- *rechecks google maps.*
Guy: They're actually landing in New Zealand
Me: chokes on milo
𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚊 𝚒𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚣𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛
I feel like this guy drugged himself...or is just like those flat earthers.....sorry if I am offensive
Soumitra Mondal i kind of feel flat earthers are just people who took a joke too far but they already got too deep into it to turn back.
@@fargurubunga3444 that's true.... They are highly misinformed.....
Him: Australia doesn't exist!?!
Australians: 👁👄👁
thats me rn
@Kyler Rogers ?
Me who got mad at the vid cuz i'm Australian be like "boiiiiiiiiiiiii"
'they drug u, australia isnt real'
me:
then what happened to you?
He looks like his on drugs
who tf is that in your pfp
I think the magic mushrooms are getting to him...
The kangaroos are *tRiGGerED*
How do you save comments 😉
U are a genius commentator
So is jazzadraws the very popular Australian youtuber
Rag renalds: I took the drug, and I started seeing things
*its called being high*
Alex Price Acid trip much?
Do you wanna know the truth?
*yes*
In fact disregard that question
*ok*
I was dying at that part xD
You want to know the truth
Yes
Do you want to know the truth?
*yes*
_cut to a guy in a bacon thing crying_
This whole time I was thinking I was Australian, guess I’m a “dumb dumb”? 😂🤷🏻♀️
ToTheWindowToTheWall well you know the truth now 😂😉
Yep, we're all dumb dumbs😹
Same 😂😂
You sthooopid
You idoit 😂
As a sane Scotsmen I just want to let everyone know that not all Scottish people are this bat shit crazy! 😂🏴
I mean it depends on what city you visit 😂🏴
@@AlbaHistory very true! 😂
Yeah but most are sightly oddball
@@evamanahan6669 not alot just depends on where you go. I'm Scottish and does it annoy any other Scottish people that people from other countries think that uk/Britain
Is just England and nobody realises that scotland Ireland and Wales are in UK aswell. Just asking
@@Chazza1909
Question:
What does that have to do with being an oddball in certain places?
now I understand that people would be annoyed with that, especially seen as it's basic common sense that UK is not just England, it has many other countries that are actually interesting, (example: Ireland, and Scotland )
But what does that have to dod with being an oddball?
Is it because England can be oddballs? Or..?
"everyone in Australia is a paid actor"
The homeless Australians: *laughs in poverty*
HELLLOOOOO
IM AN OZZIE
They're still paid just in coins instead of notes
dark joke but ok
I have an Australian actor
HUGH JACKMAN😂😂😂😂😂
My cousins live in Australia are they fake?
So i'm not real? *SNAPS FINGERS* Crikey i don't feel so good
DuBsTeP Mister Stark I don't feel so good
noice
@@landoneidson6294 now thats just too far
Megan Muffin Haha theres no such thing
DuBsTeP 😂😂
I’m Australian.
So you know what that means!
I’m a dum dum actor!
Are you being paid because I’m not ☹️
I thought I was the only one!! Finally someone else who’s not getting paid!!
😂
I just died...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trashpanda08 and milo and fairy bread are imaginary foods lol
Do ppl still think that Komodo dragons are native to Australia?
Also my Australian af keyboard almost autocorrected komodo to kookaburra lol how
Him: AUSTRALIA IS NOT REAL!!
Me in my house in Australia: *disapears*
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
haha 😂
Mr ambassador I dont feel so good
Damn he spoke you out of existence. RIP
It's all lies you're in New Zealand
Love how he can fathom New Zealand, but Australia just blows his mind.
Literally.. like how? I'm a kiwi and found this hilarious.
@@dallasfrost1996 kia ora 🇳🇿
@@dallasfrost1996 your a kiwi? Omg a talking fruit, this is crazy
@@ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960 Lmao, I see what you did there! Nice one. Not the first time too.
@@dallasfrost1996 teehee, it's probably an overused joke but it was definitely funnier than a little brown ball of a bird.
10:43 Daz: How did we get from Australia not being real to here?
Me: it's called down the CZcams rabbit hole
its dark down there
Read this as it was said.
I'm Australian, and I'm just laughing. Is he really being serious? I can't tell. 😂
Same
XD same
Ingrid Gersbeck how dare he speak so badly of my home country
I honestly think we're being trolled. I can't take this person seriously. Lmao
Samee
If Australia isn’t real.... Then how am I real?
Illuminati confirmed.
Meme_Queen _1 you’re not real illuminati confirmed 😂😂😂
I’m not real.. *cries* My life has been a lie. 😭😭
Charlize Rae no your life has been a hoax😂😂
You aren’t real, youtube bot
Im not real either 😔
The government should force him to see a therapist.
3 years and not a single comment?
How sad. 😢
I live in Australia, *am I not real? Or am I just a dumb dumb?*
Zero Two I don’t know what are we Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi
You're either 8 or 12, dum dum
I hate to break it to you but youre from new zealand and youve been drugged into thinking that australia is a thing
Probably both, according to this guy's logic 😂😂
Dawndere 101 No its the air 😂
The guy telling us Australia isn’t real: They drug you on the plane
Me: this guy don’t need to be drugged, he already did it
I was born is Australia and I’ve never been drugged and I don’t eat when I go on flights around Australia, LOL a drug does not last for over 10 years, this guy is so stupid, LOL
And that’s true that guy is is drugged
*Sips facts not tea*
*Sips likes not facts*
He doesn't spill tea he spills truth
Yeah.... I’m just gonna speak for my country and say we, Scotland, do not claim him.
Kelsbob thanks glad you guys didn't, find him and put him on a island please. (Canadian with Scottish ancestry, I thought Scotland people were smart)
Kelsbob thank you........Australia is real😂
As a representative of the Commonwealth of Australia, we kindly reject this man and forward him onto the New Caledonian people
HAHAHAHA
I'll speak for my country as well and say that America will not be accepting any application from Scotland or Caledonia until this man is properly contained.
Guy: Australia isn’t real
Daz: LINDA call the asylum
im an aussie and his full of shit
tim Leahy
But are you real?
@@mariojudah9865 yeah mate
true blue
@@wetaftem7771 same mate
Vekezeus Ow yea mate.
Him: Australia isn't real
Me: then how the f*** am I breathing
DiDnT yOu WaTcH tHe THe VIdEO?!?! you're actually in new zealand high off your face!!! XD XD XD
Same then how I’m breathing
Chelsea Potts me to
I live in Australia if u actually believe that’s it’s not real come to the country. And we are not dumb dumbs < that’s being a child.
You are on new Zealand 🤡
Australia is the monster under his bed and he’s telling himself that it’s not real
That made me laugh
@Sam HIGGINS hahaha
@Sam HIGGINS Good one 😂
Omg yes 👍
Lmfao like beggar
When he started singing someone need a therapist I just died.
same i liteally fell on the floor and started laughing
"Most of the are 8 years old"
Aussie's : at least we don't have an egg for a head
Cool family vlogs trur
Cool family vlogs hahah
Good one
Good one lol
Cool family vlogs I'm 10
5:28 I'm from New Zealand... I don't wanna be apart of this conspiracy anymore let me out
Olivia Martin hahahaha lol I have cousins in New Zealand
we're coming for you Olivia, you should have kept your trap shut...now you go the way of the moa
Neither do I
I'm a kiwi too!!!
I KNOW RIGHT I died when he said new zealand because no one mentions us haha
You heard him. He only speaks the TRUTH! We Australians are fakes!! 😂🤣
If Australia isnt real and its new Zealand how tf did my kiwi friend come to Australia , did she just go in circles for 4 hours?
lol! Yeah, I mean we are dumb dumbs 🤣🤣
true
By that logic, Liberia, my native country in West Africa, isn't real either. Some people don't think it's a country because they've never heard of it.
Kaiya Ramanar am I a kiwi then??????
Daz: Is it in the orange juice
Daz: Someone needs a therapist someone NEEDS a THERAPIST
“Someone needs a therapist, someone needs a therapist...”
God dammit Daz!!! You made me spill my tea😂😭❤️
Julious Lucas ???
I saw this comment and then a second later Daz said that
Melody 22 oh no the tea
Melody 22 oooh spill that tea buddeh
Daz: "How do you define real!?"
Socrates: "to do is to be"
Plato: "to be is to do"
Scooby: "do be do"
Edit: omg so many likes excoose me?
That made me chuckle
*HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK*
@@HugeBigJohnson??? 😂
You dropped something. ‘👑’
That was a good one
"everyone who is living in Australia is not real"
Me, an Australian: Contemplates life
Australia: Mr Stark I don’t feel so good
The Slayer 😂😂😂
I from Australia we know Butter
*anime gasp* your a holograph!
You are real, you koala kangaroo spider man U.U
I'm watching this in Australia with my 10 year old cousin and she's like "I think this guy took the wrong pills" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love your cousin 😂😂😂
ur cousin is a legend!!! XDDD
Ok
i'm Australian and it's Quiet nice here
Ashlee Litfin HAHA I love this comment your cousin is smart ❤️😂❤️
"Australian is actually New Zealand"
Steve Irwin: Badger hold my beer
Steve irwin: Hold my crocodile!
Billy T James: bro hold my afro
Deleted Sorry no it’s not I live in Australia
Adriel Human Crocodile holds him in his mouth
RIP Steve Irwin
I live in Australia, yet i am told i am in New zealand. YET WHERE IS MY GOOD WIFI
As an Australian I find this extremely TRiGgeriNG
I thought you said Asgardian. But same tho.
It’s Me! SAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE
Same
ayeee a ozzy 😂
It’s Me! Yesss that is true
I’ll take been called stupid but been called a dum dum is just to far
Way too far
I feel offended
11:14 when your mum takes away your console for an hour
Eh?
shae varszegi facts
Thiis is the result of CRACK
HEAR ME CRACK
Rag Reynolds: their all dum dumms
Daz : DUM DUMS?!? WHAT ARE WE FIVE !!!!
I thinks he's on more then just crack
@@chelseastevenson3702 lol yeah
@@chelseastevenson3702 its more like he's taken every drug
@@imga_ayuwu4657 Its not crack its something worse...
*CRACC*
XD I read this when he sed it
"Every Australian is a paid actor"
**Shows empty wallet**
Sorry I don't enough money to buy you some brain cells 😂🖐️
If we're paid actors then why don't I have any money. Am I being ripped off? Where do I get my paycheck?
i want my money, Gon
Roasted
Why has nobody told me we we’re getting payment
If it weren’t real than where would we put our prisoners
guy: Australia isn't real
me : has 2 Australian friends
me again: Kite And SeEdA YoU gOt soMe ExPlAiNinG To DO
me, a 18 year old: vibin in australia
him: australia isnt real and they're all 8 year olds
me: oh tea
Aussie life for life
We ‘Australians’ are exsposed oh shit
i’m half Australian, so does that mean part of me doesn’t exist
"Australia isn't real"
Aussies: "track him down"
ON IT ! 🕵🏻♀️
Yuh we will get him soon
It’s not real
On it
😂true
11:09 somewhere in the world, a whale responded to this call.
Y e s
When I heard him say
“They actually land in New Zealand”
I died 😂💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
I thought it was the United kingdom
Landing in New Zealand
Hahahhahahha
No Dor_i_tos 😂😂😂
Evie Rameri 😂😂
Same, saying Australia is NewZealand well i never new i lived in two different countries at the same time.
Rag Reynolds: "Australia isn't real"
Captain Cook: (Rolls in his grave)
Rolls over in the stomachs of aborigines lol
Big up the teesside legend himself lol
OMG RIP CAPTAIN COOK LoL🥲
Lol
rolls over onto his genocide creation
As a 38 year old Australian does that mean my whole life has been an drug fuelled hallucination? Seeing that guy makes me feel like it might have been. Only drugs could conjure up that garbage
TDDUP bahahahaha darn right you are hahahaha I’m Australian as well this guys a maniac XD
I’m a highschool student in Australia andddddddddd yea I’m pretty sure it’s real............. yeaaaaaaaaa I’m pretty sure..... or am I?????
same
Oof!
Australia: doesn’t exist
Their bushfires: allow us to introduce ourselves. Edit: plz stop commenting this post I’m trying to sleep
Yeah I almost made an Australia dosent exist joke them remembered that. Australias really taking a beating. Cant wait to go there one day
You should go to Australia I live here and without the bushfires and stuff it’s beautiful
Yea dude
My dad was a volunteer firefighter in the fires, he was getting a family out of a house and was so close like an inch away from being crushed by part of flaming roof
I think
Australia: "doesnt exist"
Would've been a better thing to say
First Canada.
Now Australia?
What's next? America? 😂
It’s already not real. Lol
despicable scum of society I wish it wasn’t
despicable scum of society no it’s Japan. You really land in a place called Tokyo
No, mars
despicable scum of society nothing is real anymore 🤦🏻♀️ mAnDeLLa EfFeCtS gUyS
“Australia isn’t real.”
The British that literally used it as a free jail for hundreds of years: “............”
.............................................
True
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
*welcome to the penal soilder, fight your way out to get a 2nd chance for redeployment*
Not 'hundreds of years' 80 to be exact. 1788 - 1868
I don't think I've heard the word "dum-dum" since the Flintstones movie...
or the 'night at the museum' movies - "dum dum want gum gum"
When that guy started singing I was tryna figure out how Daz wasn't laughing-
Cause it wasnt funny
@@kantofilms9167 Then I guess my sense of humor is broken😀
@@kantofilms9167 yes it was l o l
What time?
@@annaleisecooke3087 10:21 mark
I guess I was drugged when I was fresh out of the fucking WOMB...yeah I guess i’m just...here. 🇦🇺😂
With here you mean New Zealand right 🧐
The drug is in the air lmao
Munch Sis lol yes
*--Hannah Green-*- same lol
Same the fuck is wrong with this man
As an Australian I can confirm that I am an actor and that everything he has stated is 100% true.
LOL NO
Graywolf848484 we should be getting paid for acting hey
Shhh......or you wont get your cheque
@@lbfalcon LOL
*da choke
same mate
Wow I'm drugged and currently in New Zealand
that's right
"Australia isn't real"
"Me sitting in an Australian house eating crakers and drinking tea thinking":Then were the f#@k am i !!??
Iceland
New Zealand,where do you think?
Sevonos you 👏 arent 👏 funny
Your a Georgia productions. Haha
@@sevonos1164 you are at the bottom of the ocean
I’ve been drugged my whole life thinking I’m an Aussie 😂
Your pfp just go so well with your comment...😂
Sophia_crunkhorn yere this is crazy idk how they drug us maby they use the sun this guy would know he speaks the trouth
Sophia_crunkhorn same
Sophia_crunkhorn same
Is this real life?
*Australia has left the group chat*
America: Oh shit, where's Australia gone?
Europe: Whats Australia?
Im incredibly offended i am English- which is in Europe- and i know exactly what Australia is!!... Btw this is a joke 😂
Lowkey
America: Oh, Australia isn’t real man.
*Scotland
its more like opposite, americans doesnt know where anywhere is
England discovered Australia
i'm surprised he thinks australia ain't real, usually people think my country, new zealand, doesn't exist.
i mean we're already excluded from 70% of world maps
I always forget that new zealand exists 😂
wow i'm ashamed
life's a cup of tae nobody told you to live in a ghost country that looks like Australia. 😂😛
Haha, poor New Zealand, always being forgotten even though it’s a pretty cool place
MATE new Zealand is real, but did you know it has it's own tectonic plate, scientists only recently found this out
But sadly new Zealand is my little brother/sister (I'm Australian)
Really new Zealand isn't on many maps
My New Saying:
“🎵someone needs a ✨therapist,✨, someone needs a ✨therapist✨🎵”
@Awab Meeri “if u are an actual rational humaaaaan, you would agree.... Someone needs a therapist, Someone needs a therapist, Someone needs a therapist”
Pls c a doctor
Before i get hotter,
My brains gonna explode
If i c u on the road
@Mr. nuclear productions Australia’s not real
Oh oh someone needs a therapist yeah yeah🎵🎶🎵
@@R4ttlehead666 *someone needs a therapist*
Australia isn’t real?
Hold my croc and my Bunnings snag.
Anonymous Artist hold my pet kangaroos
Anonymous Artist HAHAHAH YESSS😂🤣🤣🤣
Yessssssss mate!!!!!!!
Don't drop those onions though
Wtf are you still buying running snags for? They ruined the onions. We must protest
he called me a dum dum i think he is on some thing
Kent Courtney it’s a lolly and he’s on well drugs
Kent Courtney dw it’s just his lsd trip 😂
This video in a nutshell:
One middle aged man watches another middle age man curled up having a mental breakdown whilst wearing a bacon costume
Bacon, i thought he was dressed in midlife-crisis lobster
*rag in his room*: "AUSTRALIA IS NAWT REAL!"
His parents downstairs: "That's it Karen, he's getting put up for adoption"
Lmao
XD
fw.tjayy__ 07 this comment made my day 😂😂😂
Mate it would be like this “damn it Karen this kid is getting thrown in the Australia bush fires”
Bushfires: I might stop now
Parents: Karen we are starting new bushfires idc he’s dying -throws him in- Australia doesn’t exist eyyy
What a smeg head
“Australia isn’t Real”
*hey what’s up you guys, yes, welcome back to another conspiracy video*
HAHA OMG I CANT😂😂😂😂😂👌👌
I literally read that in Shane's voice 😂😂😂
@@izzyy1680 same😂
@Zatul Nazirah So did I XD
I feel for any high Australians watching
w h e r e a m I ?
JUDEHARR8 * i feel for me too man i’m so confused
JUDEHARR8 * I'm not real I guess 😔😔
JUDEHARR8 * hahaha I ain’t high m8 XD
Lol 😂
Ayy where my fellow -Aussies- paid actors at???
Ayyyyyy here!
Then why am i financially challenged?
Waiting for my payment
I’m here but I’m disappointed that no one EVER PAID ME. I NEED MONEY
Lmao