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  • @jordie9360
    @jordie9360 Před 4 lety +5838

    As an Australian if I’m not real then why am I paying taxes

  • @kelciwarren5520
    @kelciwarren5520 Před 5 lety +7514

    Australia has left the group chat

  • @unavailablechannelaccountsorry

    I'm Scottish, we do not claim this man - apologies on behalf of Scotland.

  • @rhiangillman2903
    @rhiangillman2903 Před 5 lety +451

    You may insult my country... but you call me DUM DUM and *mate Ima chuck endless Vegemite jars at you with the force of Steve Irwin*

  • @lilydian59
    @lilydian59 Před 5 lety +15513

    If Australia isn’t real and everyone is an actor
    THEN WHERE IS MY MONEY

  • @thatpers0n511
    @thatpers0n511 Před 4 lety +682

    What he thinks: he went to Australia and he was drugged
    What really happened: he sat on his bed and got drunk

  • @Grxcee_173
    @Grxcee_173 Před 3 lety +4444

    'If I'm not Australian and I'm an actor I deserve a fucking oscar ' - Lazerbeam

    • @Dylanp.09
      @Dylanp.09 Před 3 lety +35

      It’s LazarBeam

    • @monikakarabazhakova7590
      @monikakarabazhakova7590 Před 3 lety +16

      @@Dylanp.09 itsthe same

    • @Dylanp.09
      @Dylanp.09 Před 3 lety +11

      @@monikakarabazhakova7590 that’s just not his channel name though

    • @TheChemistBeats
      @TheChemistBeats Před 3 lety +30

      @@Dylanp.09 weird how you still recognized who he’s talking about, maybe because it’s a fucking letter

    • @Dylanp.09
      @Dylanp.09 Před 3 lety +4

      @@TheChemistBeats sorry I’ll shush

  • @sixthdegreesunburn
    @sixthdegreesunburn Před 3 lety +3384

    Person: “Australians are all paid actors!”
    Me: checks my wallet
    Also me: it’s blank...

    • @honeybee8813
      @honeybee8813 Před 3 lety +46

      😔😔 So sad. Destroy the government

    • @sunflwr3721
      @sunflwr3721 Před 3 lety +16

      lazar beam tho

    • @clickstatgaming
      @clickstatgaming Před 3 lety +11

      Was just thinking the same thing

    • @320dlman4
      @320dlman4 Před 3 lety +9

      Was that a kung fu panda reference at the end 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sixthdegreesunburn
      @sixthdegreesunburn Před 3 lety +4

      @@320dlman4 in fact it was, good job on pointing it out

  • @leeloo87
    @leeloo87 Před 2 lety +1082

    "Australia isn't real"
    People who live there: "I'm just an illusion, i was never there"

    • @harold9381
      @harold9381 Před 2 lety +9

      Australia- "I'm just a dumb dumb, I'm just an illusion, I was never there"

    • @OddTubb
      @OddTubb Před 2 lety +6

      Ah yes time to go back to the realm of nothing

    • @yesiexist7113
      @yesiexist7113 Před 2 lety +4

      Yep that me lol

    • @Clarakroger
      @Clarakroger Před 2 lety +4

      I'm an illusion l?!?!

    • @idkfu2781
      @idkfu2781 Před 2 lety +4

      Ah yes, I did disappear for 7 years, I experienced the blip.

  • @giocattolo0126
    @giocattolo0126 Před 3 lety +1933

    Can confirm, as an Australian i watched this video, immediately walked outside to check and fell through the floor!
    that was three days ago... i only just respawned

  • @chloegrimson4743
    @chloegrimson4743 Před 4 lety +1826

    "australia isnt real"
    * me sitting in my house IN AUSTRALIA rn so shocked*

    • @Login949
      @Login949 Před 4 lety +19

      Same lol

    • @pigeon4157
      @pigeon4157 Před 4 lety +12

      Yeah same. xD

    • @jay3444
      @jay3444 Před 4 lety +8

      Same bro 😂

    • @cfulwiler2791
      @cfulwiler2791 Před 4 lety +9

      Chloe Grimson in New Zealand you mean?

    • @SineadH2010
      @SineadH2010 Před 4 lety +10

      You hear that Australia your a dum dum and a idoit (I joking I just got this from the vid)

  • @bubbegxm_.8322
    @bubbegxm_.8322 Před 3 lety +543

    He- I- what?-
    Imagine being this guy’s geography teacher

  • @amaia_rblxx1530
    @amaia_rblxx1530 Před 3 lety +621

    Him: “Australians are paid actors”
    Me: *checks my wallet*
    Me: “Nope I’m still broke”

  • @vezifs
    @vezifs Před 5 lety +157

    RagReynolds : *"I cant Speak today"*
    Daz : *"YOU CANT THINK"*

  • @randomuzer266
    @randomuzer266 Před 3 lety +1645

    I’m Scottish, we don’t claim this person as one of our own.

    • @xemmaharrisonx9919
      @xemmaharrisonx9919 Před 3 lety +26

      Nope nope we don’t

    • @forestwombat3456
      @forestwombat3456 Před 3 lety +54

      Turns out he's actually Walsh, living in Wales and pretends to be Scoctish...an Australian content creator researched him and has called Mr. Dumb Dumb out on his lies and weak attempt at trash talking.

    • @randomuzer266
      @randomuzer266 Před 3 lety +31

      @@forestwombat3456 well then we definitely don’t claim him lol.

    • @danyrose1697
      @danyrose1697 Před 3 lety +15

      Indeed we do not, Idc where he is but if he’s pretending to be Scottish. How dare he 🤣

    • @whiterose_9461
      @whiterose_9461 Před 3 lety +6

      Must be on drugs I guess XD

  • @Alec-vc1qz
    @Alec-vc1qz Před 4 lety +251

    Damn,he must HATE hearing about the bush fires in Australia.

  • @AJ-on9vk
    @AJ-on9vk Před 5 lety +379

    Though I’m Australian. I’m not real. I’m an artificial intelligence robot sent by the government.

    • @Boggler1
      @Boggler1 Před 5 lety +20

      AJ my name is Connor I am the Android sent by cyberlife

    • @opps.
      @opps. Před 5 lety +2

      Corky B Roll I was thinking the same thing 😂

    • @kianaappleyard8771
      @kianaappleyard8771 Před 5 lety +2

      Same

    • @avagooch2431
      @avagooch2431 Před 5 lety +1

      Yep. Same here

    • @darkshadow7843
      @darkshadow7843 Před 5 lety +4

      Government: you weren't supposed to say anything, we have to terminate you all now.

  • @hawtpinq3315
    @hawtpinq3315 Před 5 lety +488

    *“You’re telling me I didn’t hug a koala? ShE ClAWed MY nIpPlE WAs ThAt NoT REaL?!”*

  • @cayla_echo
    @cayla_echo Před 4 lety +439

    Him: Australia isn’t real
    Me: mr stark, I don’t feel so good.

  • @clickstatgaming
    @clickstatgaming Před 3 lety +280

    Guy: “I started seeing this in my head almost”
    Me: because you were on drugs?

  • @Near2Future
    @Near2Future Před 4 lety +2359

    Plot twist: he's an Australian.
    Plot thickens: He's an Australian living in new zealand.

    • @DankMemes-ko1ws
      @DankMemes-ko1ws Před 4 lety +65

      Plot thickens even more: he’s Australian living in New Zealand living in the ocean

    • @dsm6255
      @dsm6255 Před 4 lety +53

      Dank Memes plot twists: he is australia

    • @DankMemes-ko1ws
      @DankMemes-ko1ws Před 4 lety +26

      DSM_Lightning plot twist: why is Australia?

    • @thatoneperson126
      @thatoneperson126 Před 3 lety +20

      Plot twist again: where is Australia

    • @DankMemes-ko1ws
      @DankMemes-ko1ws Před 3 lety +20

      Random guy plot twist: how is Australia

  • @elerirobinson5857
    @elerirobinson5857 Před 5 lety +2340

    When I clicked on this I was like wtf ? .... then when I watched this I’m still like wtf ???

  • @MrIcarusEl
    @MrIcarusEl Před 5 lety +193

    As a fellow Australian, I find this the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. I guess I'm not real!

  • @chloexo1036
    @chloexo1036 Před 5 lety +225

    Him- They are dum dums
    Me- 😂😂😂 he must be joking right?
    Daz- what are we five
    Me- we must be 😂

  • @brentonspry5608
    @brentonspry5608 Před 5 lety +327

    I had no idea my life is a lie I have grown up in Australia for 16 years and now I don’t exist dear god

    • @valerievillacorta7968
      @valerievillacorta7968 Před 5 lety +8

      yeah that's really shocking. Oh man I hope you find a new place to live. All those memories just gone.

    • @redgachacat1014
      @redgachacat1014 Před 5 lety +2

      YOU ARE REAL IT'S JUST THIS GUY IS STUPID!!

    • @kaylaanne3281
      @kaylaanne3281 Před 5 lety +5

      blueberry Sans female it’s called sarcasm😂 they’re being sarcastic

    • @user-vf5kv5yg9x
      @user-vf5kv5yg9x Před 5 lety +1

      You may not be real, but you can be a dumb dumb.. But you're very smart! 😂

    • @kentrosvlogs7496
      @kentrosvlogs7496 Před 5 lety

      Brenton Spry lmaooooo

  • @kobesrejectedcuts7574
    @kobesrejectedcuts7574 Před 5 lety +141

    “Is this the real life?”
    Is this just fantasy?”
    “Caught in a landslide”
    “No escape from reality”

    • @eceaydin1274
      @eceaydin1274 Před 5 lety +11

      Open your eyes...
      Look up to the sky and seeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeee
      AUSTRALİA

    • @nj7115
      @nj7115 Před 5 lety +1

      this is hilarious xD

    • @bryce33
      @bryce33 Před 5 lety +3

      Open your eyes and see
      The truth you f**king idiot

    • @theadventuresofarlo_
      @theadventuresofarlo_ Před 5 lety

      Kayla Blue ANYWHERE THE WIND BLOWS DOESN’T REALLY MATTER TO ME.. TO ME- I love Queen but this song was made for him.. he should listen lol 😂

  • @blondebitch_xo2163
    @blondebitch_xo2163 Před 3 lety +5920

    Imagine how fun geography class would be with him as our teacher

    • @WilTimms
      @WilTimms Před 3 lety +61

      Lmfaoooooo

    • @rutherhood5961
      @rutherhood5961 Před 3 lety +260

      And he just loses his shit everytime he sees Australia on a map

    • @Oscyy2
      @Oscyy2 Před 3 lety +95

      He’d have a whole new globe made renaming Australia to New Zealand

    • @realkomic
      @realkomic Před 3 lety +10

      Nice

    • @Pedrothos
      @Pedrothos Před 3 lety +13

      He would implode when he see Australia

  • @spencer5870
    @spencer5870 Před 5 lety +4757

    *Australia has left the chat*

    • @mal4409
      @mal4409 Před 5 lety +21

      Hey! That was my joke!
      Well played... 😂😭👏👌

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +42

      According to this nut, it was never here to begin with.

    • @lonelystar6064
      @lonelystar6064 Před 5 lety +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 it's just a joke 〒_〒

    • @mikip282
      @mikip282 Před 5 lety +7

      star r r/whooosh

    • @eurokatic
      @eurokatic Před 5 lety +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 🌏🎃🎉🏆

  • @Ellie-lq5nd
    @Ellie-lq5nd Před 3 lety +898

    “Australia isn’t real”
    Where does my cousin live then? Flipping Asgard?!

    • @tamap8260
      @tamap8260 Před 3 lety +13

      I've been to Australia and I hv many family members in there. Well I guess they don't exist. I guess I was in new Zealand even tho nz is way different

    • @tatertottehe4630
      @tatertottehe4630 Před 3 lety +27

      Maybe Australia’s real name is Asgard. Do I live in Asgard 🤔🤔🤔

    • @theathea3988
      @theathea3988 Před 3 lety +6

      IM DEAD💀

    • @clickstatgaming
      @clickstatgaming Před 3 lety +10

      Welcome to Asgard my friend!

    • @gjwilliams8651
      @gjwilliams8651 Před 3 lety +4

      I live in QLD, and this man's telling me I'm not real

  • @tiaangove7583
    @tiaangove7583 Před 5 lety +217

    Rag : I can't speak today
    Daz: YOU CAN'T THINK
    Me: (laughing) I CAN'T BREATHE

  • @ellaharkensee1051
    @ellaharkensee1051 Před 3 lety +455

    Him: Australia isn’t real!
    Me: so where tf have I been living? *disappears*

    • @mooptom2599
      @mooptom2599 Před 3 lety +2

      ella harkensee 😂😂*disappears*

    • @smexydior9575
      @smexydior9575 Před 3 lety

      Lol true

    • @thatshome5931
      @thatshome5931 Před 3 lety +2

      she hasn't replied because she disappeared

    • @mooptom2599
      @mooptom2599 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thatshome5931 🤣

    • @lightningbolt7804
      @lightningbolt7804 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol,lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

  • @annie7253
    @annie7253 Před 3 lety +128

    As a fellow Australian, I have a message for this dude
    "Are you saying I was born on a fooking shark ?!?"

  • @thecosmicone2878
    @thecosmicone2878 Před 5 lety +110

    Me:*looks out window toward gum tree* *whispers* my life is a lie

  • @m00nie58
    @m00nie58 Před 5 lety +188

    Australian gov-*sweats nervously*
    American gov- is it true? 'Australia'?
    ....
    Australian gov- left the chat

  • @leahballantynemusic
    @leahballantynemusic Před 4 lety +191

    Guy: They're actually landing in New Zealand
    Me: chokes on milo

    • @naenae602
      @naenae602 Před 4 lety +3

      𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚊 𝚒𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚣𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛

    • @soumitramondal3076
      @soumitramondal3076 Před 4 lety +4

      I feel like this guy drugged himself...or is just like those flat earthers.....sorry if I am offensive

    • @fargurubunga3444
      @fargurubunga3444 Před 4 lety +1

      Soumitra Mondal i kind of feel flat earthers are just people who took a joke too far but they already got too deep into it to turn back.

    • @soumitramondal3076
      @soumitramondal3076 Před 4 lety +2

      @@fargurubunga3444 that's true.... They are highly misinformed.....

  • @tiannaparish
    @tiannaparish Před 3 lety +325

    Him: Australia doesn't exist!?!
    Australians: 👁👄👁

  • @ni4m_h
    @ni4m_h Před 4 lety +172

    'they drug u, australia isnt real'
    me:
    then what happened to you?

  • @50shadesoffactsandlogic3
    @50shadesoffactsandlogic3 Před 5 lety +156

    I think the magic mushrooms are getting to him...

  • @towiiiaany7436
    @towiiiaany7436 Před 5 lety +510

    The kangaroos are *tRiGGerED*

  • @scp19751
    @scp19751 Před 4 lety +211

    Rag renalds: I took the drug, and I started seeing things
    *its called being high*

  • @imquaking9869
    @imquaking9869 Před 5 lety +454

    Do you wanna know the truth?
    *yes*
    In fact disregard that question
    *ok*

  • @mariekaylor1007
    @mariekaylor1007 Před 5 lety +310

    This whole time I was thinking I was Australian, guess I’m a “dumb dumb”? 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @kprnr7140
    @kprnr7140 Před 2 lety +677

    As a sane Scotsmen I just want to let everyone know that not all Scottish people are this bat shit crazy! 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @AlbaHistory
      @AlbaHistory Před rokem +30

      I mean it depends on what city you visit 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @kprnr7140
      @kprnr7140 Před rokem +11

      @@AlbaHistory very true! 😂

    • @evamanahan6669
      @evamanahan6669 Před rokem +5

      Yeah but most are sightly oddball

    • @Chazza1909
      @Chazza1909 Před rokem +8

      ​@@evamanahan6669 not alot just depends on where you go. I'm Scottish and does it annoy any other Scottish people that people from other countries think that uk/Britain
      Is just England and nobody realises that scotland Ireland and Wales are in UK aswell. Just asking

    • @William_James_Moriarty_btch
      @William_James_Moriarty_btch Před rokem +3

      ​@@Chazza1909
      Question:
      What does that have to do with being an oddball in certain places?
      now I understand that people would be annoyed with that, especially seen as it's basic common sense that UK is not just England, it has many other countries that are actually interesting, (example: Ireland, and Scotland )
      But what does that have to dod with being an oddball?
      Is it because England can be oddballs? Or..?

  • @graciegrant4387
    @graciegrant4387 Před 3 lety +619

    "everyone in Australia is a paid actor"
    The homeless Australians: *laughs in poverty*

  • @melo8582
    @melo8582 Před 5 lety +544

    So i'm not real? *SNAPS FINGERS* Crikey i don't feel so good

  • @deadfish1593
    @deadfish1593 Před 5 lety +284

    I’m Australian.
    So you know what that means!
    I’m a dum dum actor!

    • @morgansmith8074
      @morgansmith8074 Před 5 lety +10

      Are you being paid because I’m not ☹️

    • @deadfish1593
      @deadfish1593 Před 5 lety +8

      I thought I was the only one!! Finally someone else who’s not getting paid!!

    • @morgansmith8074
      @morgansmith8074 Před 5 lety +4

      😂

    • @kycic9449
      @kycic9449 Před 4 lety +3

      I just died...🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mapletrea
      @mapletrea Před 4 lety +2

      Trashpanda08 and milo and fairy bread are imaginary foods lol
      Do ppl still think that Komodo dragons are native to Australia?
      Also my Australian af keyboard almost autocorrected komodo to kookaburra lol how

  • @prehz
    @prehz Před 4 lety +808

    Him: AUSTRALIA IS NOT REAL!!
    Me in my house in Australia: *disapears*

  • @gemmalow6515
    @gemmalow6515 Před 2 lety +727

    Love how he can fathom New Zealand, but Australia just blows his mind.

    • @dallasfrost1996
      @dallasfrost1996 Před 2 lety +21

      Literally.. like how? I'm a kiwi and found this hilarious.

    • @ryanburgess7438
      @ryanburgess7438 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dallasfrost1996 kia ora 🇳🇿

    • @ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960
      @ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960 Před 2 lety +20

      @@dallasfrost1996 your a kiwi? Omg a talking fruit, this is crazy

    • @dallasfrost1996
      @dallasfrost1996 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960 Lmao, I see what you did there! Nice one. Not the first time too.

    • @ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960
      @ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960 Před 2 lety +9

      @@dallasfrost1996 teehee, it's probably an overused joke but it was definitely funnier than a little brown ball of a bird.

  • @anotherrandominternetuser1149

    10:43 Daz: How did we get from Australia not being real to here?
    Me: it's called down the CZcams rabbit hole
    its dark down there

  • @ingridgersbeck7813
    @ingridgersbeck7813 Před 5 lety +289

    I'm Australian, and I'm just laughing. Is he really being serious? I can't tell. 😂

  • @meme_queen_1576
    @meme_queen_1576 Před 5 lety +195

    If Australia isn’t real.... Then how am I real?
    Illuminati confirmed.

  • @ethanbrokenshire135
    @ethanbrokenshire135 Před 4 lety +161

    The government should force him to see a therapist.

    • @01_-_10
      @01_-_10 Před rokem +1

      3 years and not a single comment?
      How sad. 😢

  • @ZeroTwo-ir5th
    @ZeroTwo-ir5th Před 5 lety +442

    I live in Australia, *am I not real? Or am I just a dumb dumb?*

    • @Reneegamez
      @Reneegamez Před 5 lety +6

      Zero Two I don’t know what are we Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi

    • @wr3ck3dd10
      @wr3ck3dd10 Před 5 lety +8

      You're either 8 or 12, dum dum

    • @dawndere1026
      @dawndere1026 Před 5 lety +7

      I hate to break it to you but youre from new zealand and youve been drugged into thinking that australia is a thing

    • @hannahharmon4023
      @hannahharmon4023 Před 5 lety +1

      Probably both, according to this guy's logic 😂😂

    • @sushi3937
      @sushi3937 Před 5 lety +2

      Dawndere 101 No its the air 😂

  • @alfieh9286
    @alfieh9286 Před 4 lety +201

    The guy telling us Australia isn’t real: They drug you on the plane
    Me: this guy don’t need to be drugged, he already did it

    • @siennacarloff4950
      @siennacarloff4950 Před 4 lety

      I was born is Australia and I’ve never been drugged and I don’t eat when I go on flights around Australia, LOL a drug does not last for over 10 years, this guy is so stupid, LOL

    • @siennacarloff4950
      @siennacarloff4950 Před 4 lety

      And that’s true that guy is is drugged

  • @evrose7585
    @evrose7585 Před 5 lety +109

    *Sips facts not tea*
    *Sips likes not facts*

  • @kelsbun9014
    @kelsbun9014 Před 5 lety +174

    Yeah.... I’m just gonna speak for my country and say we, Scotland, do not claim him.

    • @ryleyw3684
      @ryleyw3684 Před 5 lety +2

      Kelsbob thanks glad you guys didn't, find him and put him on a island please. (Canadian with Scottish ancestry, I thought Scotland people were smart)

    • @gl00mygh0sttt8
      @gl00mygh0sttt8 Před 5 lety +3

      Kelsbob thank you........Australia is real😂

    • @jakeormsby-goard2732
      @jakeormsby-goard2732 Před 5 lety +8

      As a representative of the Commonwealth of Australia, we kindly reject this man and forward him onto the New Caledonian people

    • @alyssabaker9039
      @alyssabaker9039 Před 5 lety +1

      HAHAHAHA

    • @mistyxp7049
      @mistyxp7049 Před 5 lety +1

      I'll speak for my country as well and say that America will not be accepting any application from Scotland or Caledonia until this man is properly contained.

  • @erinkenney8553
    @erinkenney8553 Před 4 lety +398

    Guy: Australia isn’t real
    Daz: LINDA call the asylum

  • @chelseapotts2100
    @chelseapotts2100 Před 3 lety +542

    Him: Australia isn't real
    Me: then how the f*** am I breathing

    • @lordofgraphite
      @lordofgraphite Před 3 lety +11

      DiDnT yOu WaTcH tHe THe VIdEO?!?! you're actually in new zealand high off your face!!! XD XD XD

    • @hermionebeifong9285
      @hermionebeifong9285 Před 3 lety +6

      Same then how I’m breathing

    • @trovemensprovisionsrescues827
      @trovemensprovisionsrescues827 Před 3 lety +2

      Chelsea Potts me to

    • @markis030209
      @markis030209 Před 3 lety +2

      I live in Australia if u actually believe that’s it’s not real come to the country. And we are not dumb dumbs < that’s being a child.

    • @lobiseja3517
      @lobiseja3517 Před 3 lety +1

      You are on new Zealand 🤡

  • @zenetenergy4347
    @zenetenergy4347 Před 3 lety +563

    Australia is the monster under his bed and he’s telling himself that it’s not real

  • @eriktitchener1522
    @eriktitchener1522 Před 4 lety +105

    When he started singing someone need a therapist I just died.

    • @pastelgre12
      @pastelgre12 Před 4 lety +1

      same i liteally fell on the floor and started laughing

  • @tomstank3776
    @tomstank3776 Před 4 lety +134

    "Most of the are 8 years old"
    Aussie's : at least we don't have an egg for a head

  • @olivia.martin
    @olivia.martin Před 5 lety +170

    5:28 I'm from New Zealand... I don't wanna be apart of this conspiracy anymore let me out

    • @mr._female3225
      @mr._female3225 Před 5 lety +2

      Olivia Martin hahahaha lol I have cousins in New Zealand

    • @Rainlights13
      @Rainlights13 Před 5 lety +2

      we're coming for you Olivia, you should have kept your trap shut...now you go the way of the moa

    • @Alex-uy4hl
      @Alex-uy4hl Před 5 lety

      Neither do I

    • @c_jade
      @c_jade Před 5 lety

      I'm a kiwi too!!!

    • @hunitsjen
      @hunitsjen Před 5 lety +2

      I KNOW RIGHT I died when he said new zealand because no one mentions us haha

  • @kaiyaramanar5727
    @kaiyaramanar5727 Před 5 lety +186

    You heard him. He only speaks the TRUTH! We Australians are fakes!! 😂🤣

    • @burnlol1467
      @burnlol1467 Před 5 lety +4

      If Australia isnt real and its new Zealand how tf did my kiwi friend come to Australia , did she just go in circles for 4 hours?

    • @kaiyaramanar5727
      @kaiyaramanar5727 Před 5 lety +1

      lol! Yeah, I mean we are dumb dumbs 🤣🤣

    • @burnlol1467
      @burnlol1467 Před 5 lety +1

      true

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +1

      By that logic, Liberia, my native country in West Africa, isn't real either. Some people don't think it's a country because they've never heard of it.

    • @jesskelly7374
      @jesskelly7374 Před 5 lety

      Kaiya Ramanar am I a kiwi then??????

  • @wolfsdontcareyz9174
    @wolfsdontcareyz9174 Před 4 lety +126

    Daz: Is it in the orange juice
    Daz: Someone needs a therapist someone NEEDS a THERAPIST

  • @megancollier9945
    @megancollier9945 Před 5 lety +336

    “Someone needs a therapist, someone needs a therapist...”
    God dammit Daz!!! You made me spill my tea😂😭❤️

  • @keithkogane2351
    @keithkogane2351 Před 4 lety +196

    Daz: "How do you define real!?"
    Socrates: "to do is to be"
    Plato: "to be is to do"
    Scooby: "do be do"
    Edit: omg so many likes excoose me?

  • @xplo8950
    @xplo8950 Před 4 lety +789

    "everyone who is living in Australia is not real"
    Me, an Australian: Contemplates life

  • @chroniclesofashlee951
    @chroniclesofashlee951 Před 4 lety +574

    I'm watching this in Australia with my 10 year old cousin and she's like "I think this guy took the wrong pills" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deletedsorry2441
    @deletedsorry2441 Před 5 lety +570

    "Australian is actually New Zealand"
    Steve Irwin: Badger hold my beer

    • @16xthedetail76
      @16xthedetail76 Před 5 lety +3

      Steve irwin: Hold my crocodile!

    • @sazsaz1615
      @sazsaz1615 Před 5 lety +3

      Billy T James: bro hold my afro

    • @hudsonlloyd2146
      @hudsonlloyd2146 Před 5 lety +1

      Deleted Sorry no it’s not I live in Australia

    • @mugetsu8580
      @mugetsu8580 Před 5 lety

      Adriel Human Crocodile holds him in his mouth
      RIP Steve Irwin

    • @thread7539
      @thread7539 Před 5 lety

      I live in Australia, yet i am told i am in New zealand. YET WHERE IS MY GOOD WIFI

  • @franb1
    @franb1 Před 5 lety +307

    As an Australian I find this extremely TRiGgeriNG

  • @bappoaznee311
    @bappoaznee311 Před 4 lety +689

    I’ll take been called stupid but been called a dum dum is just to far

  • @imga_ayuwu4657
    @imga_ayuwu4657 Před 5 lety +286

    Thiis is the result of CRACK
    HEAR ME CRACK
    Rag Reynolds: their all dum dumms
    Daz : DUM DUMS?!? WHAT ARE WE FIVE !!!!

  • @kraiaikrai8962
    @kraiaikrai8962 Před 3 lety +608

    "Every Australian is a paid actor"
    **Shows empty wallet**
    Sorry I don't enough money to buy you some brain cells 😂🖐️

    • @viktor681
      @viktor681 Před 3 lety +7

      If we're paid actors then why don't I have any money. Am I being ripped off? Where do I get my paycheck?

    • @tia5827
      @tia5827 Před 3 lety

      i want my money, Gon

    • @denisemahon7181
      @denisemahon7181 Před 3 lety

      Roasted

    • @juniormeafua3288
      @juniormeafua3288 Před 3 lety +2

      Why has nobody told me we we’re getting payment

    • @lumbagogaming2129
      @lumbagogaming2129 Před 3 lety

      If it weren’t real than where would we put our prisoners

  • @lilacsky1912
    @lilacsky1912 Před 4 lety +97

    guy: Australia isn't real
    me : has 2 Australian friends
    me again: Kite And SeEdA YoU gOt soMe ExPlAiNinG To DO

  • @saramason8362
    @saramason8362 Před 4 lety +429

    me, a 18 year old: vibin in australia
    him: australia isnt real and they're all 8 year olds
    me: oh tea

    • @erinwatts1798
      @erinwatts1798 Před 4 lety +1

      Aussie life for life

    • @emmamccarthy178
      @emmamccarthy178 Před 4 lety

      We ‘Australians’ are exsposed oh shit

    • @miaaa4394
      @miaaa4394 Před 4 lety +2

      i’m half Australian, so does that mean part of me doesn’t exist

  • @loylanilotoaniu6365
    @loylanilotoaniu6365 Před 2 lety +474

    "Australia isn't real"
    Aussies: "track him down"

  • @hereticwaffle5514
    @hereticwaffle5514 Před 5 lety +165

    11:09 somewhere in the world, a whale responded to this call.

  • @nelly-phae7868
    @nelly-phae7868 Před 5 lety +216

    When I heard him say
    “They actually land in New Zealand”
    I died 😂💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

    • @williamseery9535
      @williamseery9535 Před 5 lety +1

      I thought it was the United kingdom

    • @evierameri5791
      @evierameri5791 Před 5 lety +4

      Landing in New Zealand
      Hahahhahahha

    • @nelly-phae7868
      @nelly-phae7868 Před 5 lety +2

      No Dor_i_tos 😂😂😂

    • @nelly-phae7868
      @nelly-phae7868 Před 5 lety +2

      Evie Rameri 😂😂

    • @luvelina8451
      @luvelina8451 Před 5 lety +3

      Same, saying Australia is NewZealand well i never new i lived in two different countries at the same time.

  • @mycluck2353
    @mycluck2353 Před 2 lety +689

    Rag Reynolds: "Australia isn't real"
    Captain Cook: (Rolls in his grave)

    • @Hi-Fitxt
      @Hi-Fitxt Před 2 lety +5

      Rolls over in the stomachs of aborigines lol

    • @Hi-Fitxt
      @Hi-Fitxt Před 2 lety +3

      Big up the teesside legend himself lol

    • @tillishaj3017
      @tillishaj3017 Před 2 lety +1

      OMG RIP CAPTAIN COOK LoL🥲

    • @spedxmus1513
      @spedxmus1513 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol

    • @amour3849
      @amour3849 Před 2 lety +5

      rolls over onto his genocide creation

  • @tddup657
    @tddup657 Před 5 lety +148

    As a 38 year old Australian does that mean my whole life has been an drug fuelled hallucination? Seeing that guy makes me feel like it might have been. Only drugs could conjure up that garbage

    • @mr._female3225
      @mr._female3225 Před 5 lety

      TDDUP bahahahaha darn right you are hahahaha I’m Australian as well this guys a maniac XD

    • @peachb3613
      @peachb3613 Před 5 lety +2

      I’m a highschool student in Australia andddddddddd yea I’m pretty sure it’s real............. yeaaaaaaaaa I’m pretty sure..... or am I?????

    • @urmum2209
      @urmum2209 Před 5 lety

      same

    • @lulub517
      @lulub517 Před 5 lety

      Oof!

  • @victorruel4186
    @victorruel4186 Před 4 lety +2251

    Australia: doesn’t exist
    Their bushfires: allow us to introduce ourselves. Edit: plz stop commenting this post I’m trying to sleep

    • @KaitlynBurtonISaGOD
      @KaitlynBurtonISaGOD Před 4 lety +39

      Yeah I almost made an Australia dosent exist joke them remembered that. Australias really taking a beating. Cant wait to go there one day

    • @Lovelylyly5778
      @Lovelylyly5778 Před 4 lety +51

      You should go to Australia I live here and without the bushfires and stuff it’s beautiful

    • @deannetattam2482
      @deannetattam2482 Před 4 lety +7

      Yea dude

    • @WOWWORLD9845
      @WOWWORLD9845 Před 4 lety +20

      My dad was a volunteer firefighter in the fires, he was getting a family out of a house and was so close like an inch away from being crushed by part of flaming roof

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 Před 4 lety +1

      I think
      Australia: "doesnt exist"
      Would've been a better thing to say

  • @SunlessPeriwinkle
    @SunlessPeriwinkle Před 5 lety +433

    First Canada.
    Now Australia?
    What's next? America? 😂

    • @MadiBendy
      @MadiBendy Před 5 lety +5

      It’s already not real. Lol

    • @jensoop
      @jensoop Před 5 lety +7

      despicable scum of society I wish it wasn’t

    • @tylerjameslapointe5383
      @tylerjameslapointe5383 Před 5 lety +2

      despicable scum of society no it’s Japan. You really land in a place called Tokyo

    • @saraheast2726
      @saraheast2726 Před 5 lety +1

      No, mars

    • @iidkbreezii
      @iidkbreezii Před 5 lety +4

      despicable scum of society nothing is real anymore 🤦🏻‍♀️ mAnDeLLa EfFeCtS gUyS

  • @anthonyjanthonycrowley898
    @anthonyjanthonycrowley898 Před 3 lety +517

    “Australia isn’t real.”
    The British that literally used it as a free jail for hundreds of years: “............”

    • @charliee128
      @charliee128 Před 3 lety +4

      .............................................

    • @magicmia1358
      @magicmia1358 Před 3 lety +4

      True

    • @grandmasterbiff9716
      @grandmasterbiff9716 Před 3 lety +3

      🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @Zackislivid
      @Zackislivid Před 3 lety +5

      *welcome to the penal soilder, fight your way out to get a 2nd chance for redeployment*

    • @Semicon07
      @Semicon07 Před 3 lety +10

      Not 'hundreds of years' 80 to be exact. 1788 - 1868

  • @mooretimeinthekitchen7635
    @mooretimeinthekitchen7635 Před 5 lety +116

    I don't think I've heard the word "dum-dum" since the Flintstones movie...

    • @harrisonnew6393
      @harrisonnew6393 Před 5 lety +4

      or the 'night at the museum' movies - "dum dum want gum gum"

  • @erin983
    @erin983 Před 3 lety +514

    When that guy started singing I was tryna figure out how Daz wasn't laughing-

  • @Hannah-sv4pi
    @Hannah-sv4pi Před 5 lety +218

    I guess I was drugged when I was fresh out of the fucking WOMB...yeah I guess i’m just...here. 🇦🇺😂

  • @Graywolf848484
    @Graywolf848484 Před 5 lety +98

    As an Australian I can confirm that I am an actor and that everything he has stated is 100% true.
    LOL NO

  • @zoevemoon
    @zoevemoon Před 5 lety +207

    Wow I'm drugged and currently in New Zealand

  • @maiya3192
    @maiya3192 Před 4 lety +447

    "Australia isn't real"
    "Me sitting in an Australian house eating crakers and drinking tea thinking":Then were the f#@k am i !!??

  • @sophiacrunkhorn
    @sophiacrunkhorn Před 5 lety +154

    I’ve been drugged my whole life thinking I’m an Aussie 😂

    • @piinklychee
      @piinklychee Před 5 lety +2

      Your pfp just go so well with your comment...😂

    • @Alcool53
      @Alcool53 Před 5 lety +4

      Sophia_crunkhorn yere this is crazy idk how they drug us maby they use the sun this guy would know he speaks the trouth

    • @letsparchmentitupyo7566
      @letsparchmentitupyo7566 Před 5 lety

      Sophia_crunkhorn same

    • @chelsmoss7113
      @chelsmoss7113 Před 5 lety

      Sophia_crunkhorn same

    • @Hailz12211
      @Hailz12211 Před 5 lety

      Is this real life?

  • @MrZombieGuy
    @MrZombieGuy Před 5 lety +885

    *Australia has left the group chat*
    America: Oh shit, where's Australia gone?
    Europe: Whats Australia?

    • @ssuuggaa4818
      @ssuuggaa4818 Před 5 lety +22

      Im incredibly offended i am English- which is in Europe- and i know exactly what Australia is!!... Btw this is a joke 😂

    • @lgrask1762
      @lgrask1762 Před 5 lety +21

      Lowkey
      America: Oh, Australia isn’t real man.

    • @Olivia-nk4oq
      @Olivia-nk4oq Před 5 lety +4

      *Scotland

    • @avsgaming03
      @avsgaming03 Před 5 lety +26

      its more like opposite, americans doesnt know where anywhere is

    • @fag9073
      @fag9073 Před 5 lety +16

      England discovered Australia

  • @TWOCAPTAINS
    @TWOCAPTAINS Před 5 lety +770

    i'm surprised he thinks australia ain't real, usually people think my country, new zealand, doesn't exist.
    i mean we're already excluded from 70% of world maps

    • @dinaamjad9854
      @dinaamjad9854 Před 5 lety +21

      I always forget that new zealand exists 😂

    • @TWOCAPTAINS
      @TWOCAPTAINS Před 5 lety +11

      wow i'm ashamed

    • @dinaamjad9854
      @dinaamjad9854 Před 5 lety +10

      life's a cup of tae nobody told you to live in a ghost country that looks like Australia. 😂😛

    • @rainbowflowerpower4464
      @rainbowflowerpower4464 Před 5 lety +23

      Haha, poor New Zealand, always being forgotten even though it’s a pretty cool place

    • @GreenyAU
      @GreenyAU Před 5 lety +16

      MATE new Zealand is real, but did you know it has it's own tectonic plate, scientists only recently found this out
      But sadly new Zealand is my little brother/sister (I'm Australian)
      Really new Zealand isn't on many maps

  • @R4ttlehead666
    @R4ttlehead666 Před 3 lety +804

    My New Saying:
    “🎵someone needs a ✨therapist,✨, someone needs a ✨therapist✨🎵”

    • @LittleProGamer768
      @LittleProGamer768 Před 3 lety +3

      @Awab Meeri “if u are an actual rational humaaaaan, you would agree.... Someone needs a therapist, Someone needs a therapist, Someone needs a therapist”

    • @ReubA
      @ReubA Před 3 lety +3

      Pls c a doctor
      Before i get hotter,
      My brains gonna explode
      If i c u on the road

    • @R4ttlehead666
      @R4ttlehead666 Před 3 lety +1

      @Mr. nuclear productions Australia’s not real

    • @kellysweeting9384
      @kellysweeting9384 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh oh someone needs a therapist yeah yeah🎵🎶🎵

    • @aimeetimoney6694
      @aimeetimoney6694 Před 3 lety +1

      @@R4ttlehead666 *someone needs a therapist*

  • @-your_local_goblin-5768
    @-your_local_goblin-5768 Před 5 lety +605

    Australia isn’t real?
    Hold my croc and my Bunnings snag.

    • @crisscross9348
      @crisscross9348 Před 5 lety +8

      Anonymous Artist hold my pet kangaroos

    • @jenna6556
      @jenna6556 Před 5 lety +4

      Anonymous Artist HAHAHAH YESSS😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @spazza925
      @spazza925 Před 5 lety +5

      Yessssssss mate!!!!!!!

    • @stephaniebehan6673
      @stephaniebehan6673 Před 5 lety +7

      Don't drop those onions though

    • @rileybagnall2250
      @rileybagnall2250 Před 5 lety +7

      Wtf are you still buying running snags for? They ruined the onions. We must protest

  • @noddyisaussie
    @noddyisaussie Před 5 lety +210

    he called me a dum dum i think he is on some thing

    • @MapleDubs
      @MapleDubs Před 5 lety +1

      Kent Courtney it’s a lolly and he’s on well drugs

    • @Tendersbox-_-
      @Tendersbox-_- Před 5 lety

      Kent Courtney dw it’s just his lsd trip 😂

  • @shadiestweevil0841
    @shadiestweevil0841 Před 3 lety +91

    This video in a nutshell:
    One middle aged man watches another middle age man curled up having a mental breakdown whilst wearing a bacon costume

    • @agama5538
      @agama5538 Před 3 lety +3

      Bacon, i thought he was dressed in midlife-crisis lobster

  • @ballsniggah
    @ballsniggah Před 4 lety +414

    *rag in his room*: "AUSTRALIA IS NAWT REAL!"
    His parents downstairs: "That's it Karen, he's getting put up for adoption"

    • @johannagry8270
      @johannagry8270 Před 4 lety +2

      Lmao

    • @michellegemima7585
      @michellegemima7585 Před 4 lety +2

      XD

    • @shan0901
      @shan0901 Před 4 lety +2

      fw.tjayy__ 07 this comment made my day 😂😂😂

    • @binslvr1024
      @binslvr1024 Před 4 lety +1

      Mate it would be like this “damn it Karen this kid is getting thrown in the Australia bush fires”
      Bushfires: I might stop now
      Parents: Karen we are starting new bushfires idc he’s dying -throws him in- Australia doesn’t exist eyyy

    • @leonmarshall8727
      @leonmarshall8727 Před 4 lety

      What a smeg head

  • @lauren2480
    @lauren2480 Před 5 lety +115

    “Australia isn’t Real”
    *hey what’s up you guys, yes, welcome back to another conspiracy video*

    • @Casshhhy_
      @Casshhhy_ Před 5 lety +1

      HAHA OMG I CANT😂😂😂😂😂👌👌

    • @izzyy1680
      @izzyy1680 Před 5 lety +3

      I literally read that in Shane's voice 😂😂😂

    • @Casshhhy_
      @Casshhhy_ Před 5 lety

      @@izzyy1680 same😂

    • @lune78
      @lune78 Před 5 lety

      @Zatul Nazirah So did I XD

  • @JudeHarrison
    @JudeHarrison Před 5 lety +137

    I feel for any high Australians watching

  • @overrandom7512
    @overrandom7512 Před 5 lety +562

    Ayy where my fellow -Aussies- paid actors at???