Film Theory: Is The Martian's POOP SCIENCE Full of CRAP?
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Today's episode promises to be CRAPPIER than ever - because we're talking about The Martian. That's no judgement on the movie, it's just that the film is ACTUALLY full of poop and poop science. But the question is...is the poop science actually a load of crap? Hold your nose and dive in to discover if it is actually possible for Watney to survive on Mars like the movie portrays.
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This movie is so unrealistic
no one can survive 500 days without internet
agreed bro
u r the only smart guy among dumb people, its not possible to survive 500 days without internet
Hey Creeps, didn't expect to see you here.
true
No one can live without creepypasta either.
+CreepsMcPasta I`m sure Zuckerberg already has something in the works.
You know, there was a much bigger study conducted on whether people could survive on a diet of mostly potatoes for over a year...
That study is known as Ireland.
+Morangatang yeah :-D so far the results are: As long as a potato lives, Irishman lives.
Surprisingly accurate. Irelanders, attack Matpat for ignoring us!
+KohuGaly well, except for the great crisp shortage of the 1840s
taliesin garland potatoes died, Irishmen died...
+Morangatang Aye, crazy as they may be, the Irish had this shit figured out.
“You can live your whole life eating just potatoes”
Ireland: *Centuries of Academy training fulfilled*
lmao!!!!
@ShonenAce Ireland is famous for their potato farms
Thats it
oh and the massive famine they had when all the potatos died
Anyone else attempt to read that in an Irish accent?
@@bubski6981 british problems require british solutions
@@bubski6981 you forgot about alcoholism
In 2020... when astronauts are stuck in space to avoid COVID contamination: "Write that down! We might be up here a while..."
Yup
DragonEnvy 026 no, they are most deffinetly not
Oml I thought that you posted this 4 years ago and that you had predicted this
Stuck may be a general term, I think they applied to get off this diseased planet.
Love it
As anyone who has read the book knows he had some earth soil with him that he mixes into the martian soil so actually his chances would be even better.
Didnt he have something like 25 square meters of it
+SithTunaFish What he did in the book was spread the earth soil around so the bacteria would multiply. This created more fertile soil. And, with the light problem, he just used the lights in the HAB, which simulated the sun on earth.
+brent bousquet yes, but this isn´t the book theorist is the film theorist, so whatever you read in the book doesn´t apply if it´s not in the movie... :D
Pretty sure he did that in the movie too. Just saw it last week
+gizmog They left out all the science in the movie and only had the exciting parts TBH...
“Living off of NOTHING but spuds for 400 days seems absurd”
Me: *laughs in Irish*
Me too brother...... And beer
It actually turns out you can grow plants in certain areas of mars but potatoes have low yield in the soil
He right about growth though
Wookie on a Cookie laughs in famine
@@meegan8906 laughs in emigration
“We can survive eating only potatoes”
Soviet Russia has left the chat
*Laughs in Irish*
Ireland has joined the chat
Also.... DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING!!!
Idaho has joined the chat
Ireland did you say potatoes
“I’m eating this potato with a Vicodin. Whose going to stop me?”
I’m paraphrasing but that was my favorite line in the movie
He was out of ketchup.
i love how hollywood starts to make somewhat scientifically accurate movies about space... and all of them show how space is fucking terrifying
"whats that timmy ? you wanna be an astronaut ? well okay boy lets watch Gravity and see how much you wanna go to space after that"
+Hunter Rodrigez Well space *is* a dangerous place.
+Wildeye So's life in general. People really have gotten far too complacent about that.
I wanted to become an astronaut...
*Watches Gravity*
F*** this. Nope.
+Hunter Rodrigez a truly passionate kid wouldnt be discouraged so easily
Gravity's orbital mechanics actually suck. No way you can go from the Hubble to the ISS on just one MMU. The Martian is much better.
He actually had a 'team' of people to help him find flaws in his book.
I thought that was interesting.
Remember king of Hill episode Dale Said if Con took ever drop of liquid water and transplanted to his home planet Mars . What would happen to both planet
And maybe the perchlorates where the Rock fuel of the Martians evacuation. And maybe the liquid water is because of volcanic activity still around
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When he said good job on being healthy I was eating a block of chocolate peanut brittle
Bro
When he said that I realized I haven’t eaten all day
i stg i was eating potatos
baked potatos
I was eating a Ben and Jerry ice cream but it was vegan tho hehe
The book is SO good. I read it after watching the movie and had to force myself to go to sleep only because my eyes could barely stay open.
RIGHT I could not stop reading it, finished it in 2 days
I have the book, and lets say I had to get it taken away to go to school properly.
Me too
By afar one of my favourite books. Side note: if u loved the Martian, the other Andy Wier books are also VERY good :D
Matpat: *Proves literally everything makes sense with facts, science and real studies*
Also Matpat: Ahahaha, but its all just a theory
a film theory!
and it takes all the deepness of the subject
That's because 99% of science is a theory. If it's not a scientific theory it's a law(ex. Law of gravity). However that being said even scientific laws can be changed. Nothing in science is fact.
Bonquiqui Rivera Well, that's not quite true. The National Academy of Sciences has a definition, which is the universal convention for scientific study, for "scientific fact," and it can formulated rigorously. And such scientific facts exist. Many theories correspond to some fact. For example, the theory of evolution is the set of scientific models supported by overwhelming evidence that throughly explains and carefully predicts the fact of evolution and its mechanisms. Similarly, there is the fact of the existence of gravity, and then there are theories of gravity, the first being by Newton, and then being superseded by Einstein's theory of general relativity, which will in the future probably be superseded by the quantum theory of gravity, when we find it. So, facts do exist in science. Their meaning is more strict than they are colloquially, though.
Gabriel Causaren If it's supported by evidence, then by definition, it isn't an opinion. At worst, it's merely hypothesis, at medium, it's a coherent theory, and at best, it's actually a fact, which will be determined if we ever terraform Mars or not, which would be the video-game equivalent of canonizing the theory.
@@bonquiquirivera8839 or like evolution. Technically, we can't prove it yet. It's still a theory that we teach as fact
So we're starting the year with a video on feces... Something tells me it's going to be a shitty year.
+Lucky Lucas Ahhhhh....
Ba dum tiss
I see what u did there
+Lucky Lucas *badum tsss*
Baddum tss
I feel like watching a movie in a theater with Matpat would be quite the experience. There would probably be a lot of exclamation.
I don’t think so dude. He sits down, rewatches movies over and over to get snippets, and researches his theories to make a video. So a first time watch for him is similar to any other.
Watney: I can grow and eat potatos
Techno: *laughs in potato king
laughs in 500 million potato collection
Mark Watney Botany quotes:
"Fear my botany powers, Mars."
"They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially colonized it. So technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!"
"I am the greatest botanist on this planet."
"I'm going to have to science the sh** out of this"
"I dont have a plan for surviving four years on one year of good [...] For now, I'm well fed and have a purpose: Fix the damn radio"
"People have speculated on how to make crop soil out of Martian dirt for decades. I'll just be putting it to the test for the first time."
That's all I have folks!!! Tell me your favourite!
space pirate
My favorite will always be "Mark Watney. Space pirate."
It’s funny that he says: “fear my botanic powers Mars” because mars literally saved him from getting infected with pathogens
@@justWithRight mars or mar s-crap a.k.a scrapping science not usefully anything garbage terrible
I don't have my copy with me but my favorite is when NASA found out that they left Mark on Mars and I think it was Venkat but he was wondering what thinking you're abandoned and left alone on another planet does to a man and what Mark must be thinking at the moment. Then it cuts to Mark wondering why Aquaman can control whales since they're mammals.
Next favorite had to be when they were sending a probe to Mark and someone asked if NASA was gonna send him any disco (Mark called it awful).
Isnt it common knowledge that manure is used for fertilizing? Where do you people think the poop of you and animals is going?
schmid1.0 the sewers?
schmid1.0 the ocean
You think that people who live like a couple houndred kilometers inland transport their poop to the ocean?
Fair enough, but then again people in cities aren't exactly going to transport their faeces all the way to farms to use as compost right? much easier to dump into the ocean
Sadly, most people live in cities rather than farms, and city folk may not know how it works out here.
“Living off of spuds for 400 days is absurd”
Jacksepticeye: hold my Coca-Cola, great taste, Zero sugar with a hint of added vanilla
POTATO
You guys should do a video on how much money it cost to bring Matt Damon home from all of the movies where he needed to be saved.
Yes!
Supposed to be doing homework, instead I'm watching a video about someone using their crap as fertilizer.
+Blah Hah funny enough, i learn more from mat's videos than i do at school.
+Drake Piona Eeeeh no you don't. I mean it's a nice thing to say for fun, but seriously, stay at school kid, and don't underestimate the importance of algebra and all that boring shit. Sincerely, a guy that used to say the same thing.
well yeah but im not saying that i am going to quit school, and simply to put it this way, im simply saying that i can learn about things i didnt even know about. like the video about doctor who and if he can actually exist, at first, it sounds stupid but mat studies about every possible detail. in fact, in that video, mat mentioned and talked about time travel and multiple theories about how time travel works, i kid you not, it is messy to talk about, miss one detail and it might all fall apart. i am not saying that i will ignore school, but hey, this is the internet, a wide variety of information can be gathered in even the most ludicrous of videos and websites. and even if this could somehow be wrong, we can all agree that mat works hard to make these videos top-quality by seeing how much effort he put into researching. and don't agree? i don't mind! :)
sincerely, a kid that knows more than people like him actually know
WELL I USE YOUR CRAP AS FERTILIZER...I MEAN...PROBABLY...IM A FARNER so yeah
+Agustin Luciano Delgado Visconde
I have finally found one of the mythical Farners! Thank you, Sir, for revealing yourself to the world and bringing my tedious search to an end. :)
Moral of the story: The author of _The Martian_ is a genius.
I think you mean GUNIUS (From Markiplier)
@@cosmicblox5946 BIG BRAIN TIME
He actually received an honorary degree for all the research he did for the book.
Well, as said in the About Me in the book, Paraphrased
'He is a lifelong devoted space nerd."
movie producer: slightly bends physics for plot convenience
Matt: I'm boutta end this man's whole career
My dad was saying very important in the movie that they didn’t mention, Mars soil has copper in it
Liquid water...
“I can sell this”
-grunkle Stan
Gravity falls
He gets it for free, you get it for ten dollars.
@@thedude___dude4399 make it 30!
@Sam Miller make it 40!
Make it $50
@@nguyenduyphuc3924 MAKE IT $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
I told my science teacher the wind would not be that powerful. They told me to shut up!
The Pixel Cookies I guess, for once, my dad actually has a more diplomatic answer to too many questions about what happens on a show/movie. Something doesn't make sense? So? "It's in the script"
The Pixel Cookies
lol
#rude
Lol
The Pixel Cookies z
I’ve watched enough of these that every time I have a question as to how something works in tv shows or a movie I just hear matpat’s voice instantaneously
This is the reason why I prefer the book over the movie. In the book Mark talks a lot about how he's going to make food/water and shares every single detail, while in the movie it's either skimmed over or they just use the good ol "a wizard did it"
I feel like this video taught me more about biology and chemistry than my actual classes
Nick Tokar then your a fuckin bad student and your wasting your life and your going to become a McDonald’s worker with that attitude I suggest you actually pay attention and ask for help if something is hard to understand
HELENA NUR EFFENDI ERIN how do you know he didn’t imply it was a joke he didn’t say it was a joke he just said CZcams videos help him more than school
@@bornstar481 So I'm gonna work at McDonald's because I don't pay attention in school? You clearly don't even know what a punctuation mark is and are too stupid to realize when someone is making a joke.
Nick Tokar nice job replying to a CZcams comment after two months idiot why would I need any punctuation when it’s a CZcams comment and you said CZcams videos help you better than school and I said you need to pay better attention in school so you won’t become a McDonald worker and there was not a single implication that it was a joke lol you only said it was a joke after someone said that for you and you copied them :/
@@bornstar481 geez calm Down its a joke
Fun Fact: Every single one of the few scientific inaccuracies I could find in The Martian are related to atmospheric density.
awesomecat42 Well, that relates to the inaccuracy of how storms are portrayed.
Yeah, and that’s necessary for the plot
Is the thing that he wouldn't of to much oxigen instead of to less oxigen if he stayed out longer in thr begining covered by that?
I forgott the "Died". :(
I forgot one of my favorite Words. What a shame
@@lunae9209
Care to try some proper grammar on that one? I know you meant too* both of those times, but the sentence still doesn't check out. Even reading your next post, I can't find where inserting the word 'died' clarifies your meaning.
Matpat: today we will be talking about potatoes
Technoblade: let me introduce myself
as an astrophysicist thats why i loved the book so much. its the only sci-fi book i have ever read that actually pays attention to real world science. love it
25mph gusts of wind have a greater affect when you've only got 38% of Earth's gravity to hold you down. Might want to factor that in.
It probably would have three times the effect because it would feel like 75 mph.
+Willaev NSort of. You're being pelted with material that is half the weight it would be on Earth. And possibly also less material in general as the really thin and weak atmosphere (the Martian surface atmosphere is about 0.6-0-1% the density of Earth's) will not have the kind of power to carry as much debris.
For the atmosphere alone, F=1ma > F=0.006ma. What's that going to do to the amount or size of debris a Martian wind can pick up?
+Mark's Moving Arts but we have sand storm, that increases density of atmosphere there. But I'm pretty sure even that wouldn't tear satelite dish, mounted with steel bolts.
+Willaev Nope. Momentum of dust/wind is what is important (momentum equals velocity multiplied by mass) and though velocity is the same as on Earth due to lesser density the same volume of martian atmosphere has lesser mass thus momentum is much smaller. Gravity has nothing to do with it, it only adds vertical component of acceleration to any particle of air/dust.
Павел Таранов It wouldn't be enough no. Curiosity has been on Mars for almost four years, scales and weighs in at just smaller than and as heavy as a small car. If Mars' storms could tip an 80-ton rocket or rip off an antenna dish, then Curiosity should be scrap by now, right?
Or you could call them, Pootatos
*puts on glasses*
YEAAAAAHHHHH
Sì
Wow, that joke was *crap*
+Cookielicious Girl * Badaum Tsss*
+Straw Hat Saiyan dj khaled wtf are you doing here
lol
the greatest struggle is simply the period it takes potatoes to grow, an average of 100 days roughly. He'd have to maintain a bunch of crop cycles, but it is possible if he can manage those initial 100 days.
He didn't survive on only potatoes. The purpose of the potatoes was calories, he was taking necessary vitamin supplements, but the potatoes were for calories. In the book, he only used his feces in the book to avoid disease. The water was soaked. We can do a Collab if you want to talk more.
i am Irish and Irish people who have had a basic lesson in history will know that it is not just possible but a means to survive for hundreds of thousands of people in the 1830s,
so mat pat, your Irish viewers knew that it was possible.
[but i still loved the theory, great work!]
But then, it all changed when the famine arrived
Jim O'Gara until the British come and help cause one of the largest mass genocide in history
Aoife Keating holy shit, i am an american of irish descent and i thought the famine was just caused by bacteria. after research, youre right. why would you take food from people that are starving??
whatwhen999 ino there was food IN the country (eg carrots other veg and fruit) and it was being shipped to England (for wealthy landlords) from ports in cork and Dublin while the Irish people starved to death. The British prime minister eventually sent I believe a type of corn but gave no instruction on how to cook it so the Irish ate it raw or cooked it improperly which made it inedible and finally a tribe in India actually sent the Irish food and supplies but before the food could get to the Irish guess who stole it. The British. therefore committing the largest genocide in Irish history but many people still call it a famine.
Aoife Keating here in the US, we learn it was a potato “famine” yet we never learn the actual cause of it. as a student, we just kinda assumed a natural pathogen, or a drought caused it. however, we do learn how horribly irish immigrants were treated in the US. not only could they not get jobs anywere but the places no one wanted to work (people who used TNT to clear the way for railroads, skyscraper construction, etc). they were essentially killed trying to make minimum wage.
Three words:
Minecraft Potato Farms
Or
One Word:
Ireland
PHILOSOPHICAL THINKER ok jacksepticeye
Rocketsans 2 *IRISH NOISESSS*
Haha so true I'm from Ireland and I have potatoes nearly every meal😂
I thought on this to... we learned this in english class, that the people of Ireland lived just of potatoes and fish
@@generaldurchbruchmuller7284 that's so wrong.
its just potatoes, not that many fish actually.
7 years ago. Matpat’s editing team has come a long way.
1:47 best pun in all of your film series yet
No
if the science in a science fiction is true, then it isn't science fiction anymore.... is it?
+egw esu It's a HARD science fiction. Hard science fiction means it's still fictional science (e.g. the spaceship to Mars) but it's scientifically accurate. Normal science fiction is something like Star Wars or Back to the Future 2.
+egw esu The story is still fiction so it is still science fiction.
+FinalScar
It makes it SCI-fi not sci-FI
+AstralHex Actually going to Mars isn't fiction anymore. NASA can do it. They want to do it. The only problem is money and people willing to spend a long time going to and from mars and stopping to do research or something in the middle.
+Bob is Bob Even if NASA goes to mars and someone wrote a story like this, its still fiction unless its a documentary of true events.
I vote we put matt on mars to see if he can survive on mars.
No he'll die and the thing on Martian is fake to not everything can happen in that movie
+LastCentury Gamer 0-100 real quick
what?
Next episode of Matpat's Game Lab confirmed
(Although not game related)
The book was so good though. Even if the science is a little off it is still interesting to hear the possibility of survival and thoughts of Mark
5:17 If you read the book it is acctualy comfirmed that he has Vitamin an d Mineral supliments and that he has enough for years
they hired scientists while creating this movie.
BUT HEY, THIS IS NOT A THEORY. A COMMENTARY THEORY.
+green house Actually, no... Andy Weir researched all of this stuff himself as he was writing the novel. He spent hundreds of hours pouring over all of these details, in his words, "for fun".
I'm sure there were consultants on the movie set for this or that, but Weir covered all of the hard science with near perfect accuracy all by himself.
I read a interview and article by the author and apparently NASA took a interest (one of his buddys worked for nasa) so he kept on referring to NASA for help with the science after a while and got them to check it through. He did do a lot of his own research though.
Oliver Wills
I have read/seen quite the opposite several times. Can you provide a link?
+Maxwelhse BBC focus magazine issue 287 (November). I cab send you a photo if you gI've me some sort of contact.
+Oliver Wills Can not cab sorry.
So, wait. The whole thing is completely accurate, except for the first scene. So that means it isn't completely accurate.
+Vincent Rose I think the end where he
SPOILERS
Propelled himself like iron man was a load of crap.
Yeah but thats only a setup. The point of the film was the survival, not the storm.
+Vincent Rose Well they needed to somehow lose Matt in the beginning. They couldn't just pull a "Home Alone" and forget him there.
+alsoaVinn how did he get stuck on mars in the book? i haven't read it only watched the film
+alsoaVinn To be fair, it'd be difficult to figure out another way to strand him. Hmm... Maybe he could've fallen off a cliff instead, but survived due to the lower gravity. Would the others go look for his body in that scenario, though?
There's one thing Matt forgot to factor in at the final part of the theory, Damon was in a space suit, thus making it so he can't inhale any of the dirt from the outside air, and though he would get some from the dirt and what was tracked in from the suit, it would be far less than what you calculated, he could get said sickness, yes, but it would take far longer, and be less likely/severe.
Dirt from in his farm?
What about when he was in his potato farm?
Sasha is proud.
Living on only on the potato, can it happen. Ireland. Bam.
Aiden Potter yeah
Aiden Potter you do know that is A stereotypical and B racist because of the famine
Your mistaking 'Irish' for 'Canadian' ;)
TwoTin Cans dude like everyone agreeing *is* irish amd yes, I LOVE PATOETOES
thats what i call potatoes
Byron McDonald Nope hes not
Remember Matt Damon in Team America?
"Matt Damon"
-Matt Damon
+Banana Melon Matt Damon.
+Banana Melon I was just thinking that "Matt Damon"
+Banana Melon They did it like that because of how stupid the doll looked and they thought it was too perfect to pass up.
According to Wilfred he is a God.
There are three types of people well you've already seen the movie
Actually the science in the martian is pretty good. The storm thingy was really the only real problem and the author even has a foreword in his book where he explains the physics and the imposibility of the storm being a real problem. So andy weir used the storm with artistic license and he knew it and informed about it.
Me: I hate you, Matpat.
My taste in youtubers, films, games, channels and stupid love for puns: Are you sure about that?
(Jk Mat ur great)
Liked for that Audible joke! lol
+Cody'sLab
Ah! Cody! Are you thinking about going on a potato diet?? oh dear...
lol I just got to the joke in the video when I read your comment.
Never thought i would see you here haha
Look its two of my favourite channels on one page! Love your Vids Cody.
Hey cody
bruh, he's in a space suit most of the time... so hell consume ALLLLLOT less soil
"hell."
woooooooooow, derp
he brought the soil into the station to plant his potatos in, so he actually always in the vicinity of it so he would consume more soil than what Mat said
bruh did u even SEE the movie? plus, the prediction matpat said was based on earth standards, where there is soil literally EVERYWHERE in the ATMOSPHERE. I emphasized atmosphere cuz mars has none, so soil wouldn't stick in the air anywhere but inside the station which he isnt inside much and hasn't had much time to accumulate any soil in the air, so actually he WOULD consume less soil so BOOM!!!#R3KT
+Matthew Hausmann the cringe is consuming me
how is this so old? I swear it has been just a year AT MOST since it came out!(also thanks for helping me out with these AMI assignments Mat)
"And potatoes have a lot of pretty much everything!"
Vitamin A and B: *0%*
You'll be ok without that. And mattpat pointed that he had vitamin pills.
You seam to have forgotten that he wears a space suite everytime he's outside therefore lowering the amount of dirt inhaled
But how much time does he really spend outside? Seems that the vast vast vast majority of his time is spent inside and a large chunk of that in a room with a dirt floor... Then you have to look at it as an average, and that day the room blew up is probably going to skew the average a bit higher.
At any rate the point is moot since what was given was really a worst case scenario which was found to be pretty much harmless so anything that lowers exposure doesn't really change the conclusion.
Okay. First . Are you the real sans
And second. I'm in spaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccçcccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
And third . That movie is sooo roing
yu nofun, I think part of why we inhale so much dirt is the air (and dust) so I don't think there is much wind inside, hence a bit more safe (than safe)
He wears a space room?
Seem*
100 mg of dirt per day on earth, where we dont use helmets to breath, but on mars he does, so the amount of dirt would be less than 100 mg per day right?
He's working with dirt without a helmet on in the movie.
The reason why he would be inhaling the dirt is that he had to plant the potatoes inside and in the movie it is just a section of the Hab (fancy name for his fancy NASA shelter). However in the book he actually had to cover the entire surface of the floor and the 5 other bunks of his crew ages and some lab tables to no matter where he went he was inhaling it. Also he was only using the helmets for working outside as he only had a limited amount of suit filters.
No when farming he removes his helmet
That was the average for a person, he was working with the dirt itself constantly stirring it up, so he was likely actually getting more than average.
+Vítor Lessa wait...
i thought the 100mg of dirt per day was via our diets. Presumably the food we eat ultimately comes from the ground, and we get it that way. Does it really make sense that city dwellers INHALE 100mg of dirt per day?
it's like what i used to say, "can't have dirty dirt!"
Can't believe this is from 2016
I literally just ate a carrot
WELL BLOODY THANKS MAN
I love carrots
I ❤poop its so yummy
It should be fine since you washed it... You did wash it... Right?
Edward Richards 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
@@agenttombstone1018 ... Really? Really B R U H
Wait a second. I thought that emoji stood for chocolate ice cream. IT HAD CUTE EYEBALLS AND A SMILEY FACE! NOW YOU TELL ME IT WAS A POOP EMOJI???
So much of my online childhood makes sense now.
xD
ROFL I almost died coughing from laughing
Childhood? It just recently came out not too long ago. So what are you now, a child or a young teen?
+Matthew Bunn batman kills harry poter and a little poop emoji kills dead pool. I'm sorry :-; xD
+Matthew Bunn no he doesn't!
I don’t think you are ok losing this one.
Thanks for saving me 6 years for science classes
*cough* Irish eating nothing but potato's before the great potato famine *cough*
+steven adkins (theultimategamer25) And the point of this comment is?
+steven adkins (theultimategamer25) yeah they survived brilliantly though didnt they?
+steven adkins (theultimategamer25) That was due to not having any sort of crop rotation, thus removing almost all of the nutrients from the soil effectively preventing them from growing more.
+steven adkins (theultimategamer25) Same thought
+Shining Darkness That might have had an impact on yields but it was a disease that killed off the potatoes they were growing.
so you addressed the growing potatoes credibility but not the scene where he fixed the highly pressurized module with a piece of plastic bag and a duck tape ?
+Kukainis What happened there is actually possible as long as he created a seal and made it strong enough then in theory it could hold the pressure inside.
+Kukainis NASA uses velcro and duct tape. And it works. Pilots flew planes fix with duct tape. IT just works.
Because ductape fixes everything. It is the greatest invention of all time lol.
That is actually possible - I have used duct tape as an airtight seal under pressure before.
The wonders of duct tape, that should be a book
You forgot that he used hydrazine to make water. The big problem with hydrazine is that it is EXTREMELY toxic. The standard procedure on aircraft carrier crew after a hydrazine leak is usually to abandon ship.
Hey MattPat, I had an idea for you for a new film theory that I was thinking about while jamming to"I need a hero"
Shrek theory: this theory rotates in particular around the curse placed on Princess Fiona, or to be specific who placed it on her. We see a lot of witches and even a wizard thrown around in the series, but hardly do they actually do anything to that degree. My hot take was that it was none other than her Fairy God Mother. More so, that this was due to an arrangement made with her own Father to try to ensure that they could get Prince Charming and Fiona to get together, that the original arrangements for this potential marriage goes back all the way to before Fiona is born
I was expecting something like the end of the first "exposing dory" video. He would admit defeat and then reveal something saving his theory.
This came out long before that theory.
+Dalan Stevens Oh...
Emily Smith ouch
fun fact: Andy Weir (the author of the book) actually mentioned the inaccuracy of the storm. The original draft had Watney left stranded as the result of an engine test, but he changed it because he wanted nature to get the first shot in.
“We’ll let it slide.”
Cinema Sins: *shook*
In the book he survives off of 20 potatoes a day. He expands his farm much more by replacing a few bunks with growbeds and turning two “pop-tents” into green houses.
Dont forget... The electro magnetic field of mars is 40 tume weaker then earth... So solar radiation will kick him in the pokeballs
Not to mention the radiation he was exposed to in the rover, sitting there with a uranium core.
Curt's Clocks - The Atmos Repair Specialist
Yeah but in the movie he said (para-phrasing) “This thing could explode and is probably definitely giving me a cancer”
@@atmosrepair In the movie, even worse. PLUTONIUM!
@@atmosrepair the RTG is completely safe as long as it remains intact. Those things are remarkably reliable, but if it ever cracked he's a dead man.
Wouldn't the space suit shield him from the radiation, much like a lead blanked during an x-ray?
He isnt just a botanist, HE IS MARS’ BEST BOTANIST!!!🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Ohhhhh... you said it...
*We skim over the fact he is the only sentient being on Mars*
@@thedude___dude4399 A space poop-pirate, that is.
Captain blondebeard ;)
he's the first pirate that colonized mars.
when you are the only one he is also Mars' worst botanist ...
A category 1 hurricane can't tip a rocket over? That's a new one.
You forgot that martian soil is highly radioactive due to the exposure to the sun with no magnetic field
Not really, radiation does not work like that.
You might have got that idea from hearing about things near chernobyl becoming radioactive, but that was because they got radioactive *material* spread over them, not because they were irradiated.
Some compounds do become slightly radioactive after being irradiated, but you need an awful lot of radiation to do that, and when you do they usually have a short half-life so don't stay radioactive for long.
In the book (and I believe the movie), Watney points out that he's growing potatoes for the calories, and doesn't need anything else from them because he has well over enough of basically everything in pill form.
Also, it's said in both the film and the book that feces isn't usually used as a raw fertilizer because of the pathogens you could get from it, but that's it's fine is his situation because he'll just be getting his own back. I'm pretty sure that he didn't use his crewmates feces either, just his own.
He does use some of Johansen's I think it is but it's freezedried or whatever so I guess it's alright.
he just had a scat fetish for her
Traitor!!!!
+TR-8R THE STORMTROOPER THAT SAYS TRAITOR! Aren't you dead?
+TR-8R THE STORMTROOPER THAT SAYS TRAITOR! xD love your name :D
+TR-8R THE STORMTROOPER THAT SAYS TRAITOR! Excuse me? I haven't sold, bought, or bartered anything with anyone in quite some time, and demand an apology for such rude language.
+Coletrain Hetrick Maybe he is darth Plagueis and he is abel to cheat dead, i hear a new SW theorie incoming :D
+TR-8R THE STORMTROOPER THAT SAYS TRAITOR! Why, just why?!
thank u mat u literally just got me an A in science ur a god
When you know the maker of the video didn't read the book because it covers this in more detail... except for the third one, but he's also reusing the water and all of it is being cleaned before it's reused to the amount of perchlorates in the soil would be diluted over time. And a martian day is a little longer than and earth day which is why they are referred to as sols. But the movie had to save time somewhere and that was in the literal "this is the math", "this is the history" of why this works.
Guess you could call him (drum roll) an ASStronaut ;)
+Ash Medalla
amazing *claps*
Ba dum tss
That joke was a piece of CRAP;)
+Alejandro Arjona ba BUM tsss
NovaNerd Oh god no.
In almost every Matpat video I see people writing long paragraphs about scientific studies and stuff when Matpat just proved their points.
This was a great video: Thank you
The audio book (unabridged) was Awesome.
Plus, don't forget that Matt only used his own poop. (You can see him checking the labels in the movie and then only selecting the ones that said his name).
I was ACTUALLY eating a carrot
It's to late to worry now.
+Trollert Trollungtin I was eating a pringle
+Ionlymadethistoleavecoments You healthy son of a bitch
+Elliot Poole Why can't you be healthy like Ionlymadethistoleavecomments?
Techaxe GODDAMN it it was on offer!
+Techaxe don't mistake my eating a carrot to mean I am healthy
Bum Brownies :-D That made me chuckle. I liked this movie, but it quickly became obvious it would be a happy ending and that Made it less interesting for me. Although Matt Damon's will to survive was entertaining. Welcome back Matt! We almost got rid of ya :-P
+xisumavoid hey i used to watch your vids a long time ago, back when i was interested in minecraft :D good to see ur channel is still going :)
omg xisuma
x!!
I didn't know you watched film theory :)
The Martian, the only movie MatPat can't debunk.
*didn’t know that Jason Bourne went to Mars by taking a dump and farming potatoes for survival*
"try as I might to science the sh*t out of these scenes." I get the reference and it's very funny.
reference? Its a joke, not a reference...
madder than hatter why can't it be both?
No you guys, if you watched the CinemaSins video, you'd get that it IS a reference.
but a joke can be a reference if not then I'm f*****
Proclaimed Lol that line got me too
The title seems like it was written by a 5 year old
you just dont understand art
+MrBackhouse36 So is the movie
+mrblackhouse36 would you say its
crappy.
+Kaleb Young get out
+DogerinoKeK #Rekt
Fun fact: biosolids are rated by the quality of their treatment based on E. coli numbers. Class A can be used for crops used for human consumption. Class B can only be used for crops for animal consumption.
"into unsuspecting Matt Damons" idk why but that part got me
MatPat: "Messing with hormones. Never a good thing."
Me, 12 months on Testosterone: whoops
Whoopsie
Well it's not messing If you do it with care
_oops_
Whoopsie
Arghh messing with hormones is tight
The pills were vitamins, it was in the book.
Arin Koc this isn’t the book
@@maxysnaxy6648 It's based off of the book
Trinity Slasher the movie changes stuff
he acknowledged that the rations should contain the nectars nutients
@@E-eb6ic well it’s called film theory not book theory
In the book he had pretty big amount earth soil as well. He is a botanist testing plant life on mars.
Everyone in Idaho, Russia and Ireland saying, “duh, you can survive off potatoes”
I don't know if you take requests but I'd love it if you'd do the science of the flash
The TV show of course
+Just Knife Bro based on his reactions to comments on gametheory, yes, h MatPat should take requests
+MrInvisibleJ
h MatPat
+Just Knife Bro yes I want that now
+Just Knife Bro What science would that be? Don't get me wrong, I love the show but it is about as non-scientific or realistic as a show can possibly be. Maybe you can think of a plausible concept from the show though that I can't think of?
B-but the waters on Mars are extremely dangerous... The adventure of a certain Time Lord taught me so...
i think i get what your talking about xD
+Giselle Parra doctor who
+Ara Smith ayoo
+Envy Shiny Hunter Yeah....Doctor Who has no research on the matter. The water is fine if you boil it, unlike a certain time lord.
+Ethan C yeah... It wasn't really the Doctors fault... More like, the humans on Mars.
At the end of the video when he was praising the movie for doing its homework I thought he had one final twist, then I checked the length of the video and realized I was at the end.
I can't believe I have been watching Film Theory for 5 years.