Ranking Legends Arceus Pokemon I Could Beat Up
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- A Pokemon tier list ranking every Pokemon found in Legends: Arceus I could beat in a fight!
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#Pokemon #PokemonTierList #TierList - Hry
My argument against you winning against Machop: it can throw 100 adults, it can lift boulders, it is pure muscle. Even if you do hold it by the head with your longer limbs, it can just snap your wrist or at minimum, grab your arm and yeet you over the horizon
Counter argument- he short
@@thellamamaster9252 lmfao
Yanma can send a house skyward with it’s wings.
Pokémon legendary Pokédex entries
Machop is 5 feet 11 inches.
How to win against a Gastly: just get a vacuum cleaner.
who you gonna call?
Ghost Busters
@@dereekarhton777 Luigi
Lol
Reply when this hits 70 likes so I can like
The thing about Froslass is that if she sees you as handsome, she’ll steal your soul. If she doesn’t see you as handsome, you’re basically taking EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! At the cost of living. So either way you lose even when you win
Turn it to asian difficulty and you die either way
i mean, i'd be happy to have a froslass take my soul in exchange for it being my wife hfjfkrngndkgnfb
imagine,, soft loving froslass wife will protect you from danger
@@spirits1595 Eh, no thanks. I already have a waifu who is blue, speedy, can fly, and 20% cooler, lmao.
@@TetrahedronDash who would that be?
@@pepperhead7589 Rainbow Dash, duh
Lmao
2:57 I feel like a bucket of water wouldn't do much since it swam across the ocean to get to the volcano island
this is very true
true
Wasn’t that royalty it might’ve been extra strong
@@cringememes1044 yes.. but being royalty doesn't make you stronger
The same ocean that killed his father?
So basically you're a Normal/Bug-type. You're intimidated by things that spit fire, fly, or are made of rocks, but not by ice.
John, battered and bruised after fighting 200+ Pokemon:
Sneasler: Behold! I am your final opponent! I will destroy you with my Dire Claw and watch you succumb to the dire toxins of paralysis, sleep, an-
John: *Goes apeshit and crushes Sneasler into a compact cube*
😅
the thing is, typhlosion has the power of dead spirits on its side, so hypothetically, it can just send the spirits to deal with John...
John: PREPARE TO FIGHT WORTH ADVERSARY
Typhlosion: get 'im boiz
*Thousands of dead spirits pop out of the ground*
Exactly and the fact tha/ he's forgetting that lopunny can out box a professional boxer
And then he'd pull out a vacuum
@@Evil_mastermind_zomboss *burns john into nothing*
Some Pokemon were for whatever reason not in the batch of images I had uploaded for this tier list. Assume I could punt them all to the moon or feel free to let me know why they'd beat me up in just a few seconds!
Helo pokeMEN7
Which ?
Rhydon is Rhyhorn but bigger, meaner, and smarter. Chansey and Blissey can just outlast you.
I feel like for Ralts and it’s evos etc, would all team up aganist you. I feel like they would be mostly found together performing just like a family, ex: Ralts being the lil child, Kirlia the older sibling, gallade being the athletic and bulky father, and Gardevoir being the aesthetic yet protective mother, sure, you could get a hit on Ralts, but then leading to the rest of the family brutally attacking you.
Blissey can shoot lasers and hyper beams and is one of the Tankiest mons out there
I think the big thing you missed about Gastly is that it's a ball of POISONOUS GAS. (And according to the pokedex, a pretty enormous one at that!!) It's part poison type for a reason! In reality, if you stick your hand into that thing, or probably even breathe near it, you'll die. Tbh, I think its ghost typing is small potatoes in comparison to that. XP
The only reason John stand a chance against Sneasler is sheer spite. If it wasn't for spite, Sneasler would find a 101 different exciting ways to kill John the moment they see each other. And when they finally engage in combat, Sneasler will choose 2 ways to kill John and will kill him twice.
John wins through sheer force of anger alone
@@joetheturtle7768 so would the sneasler.
24:12 let's be honest the sneasler is tearing through his flesh
Cherrim is so elusive and hard to find in Legends Arceus that it couldn’t even be found for this tier list.
2:24 Well, that answers my curiosity from the kanto version of this tier list. John has a new, let's say respect, for Paras and Parasect.
I can actually agree with Heracross, while you can probably punt the teddy bear and the babies to the moon, Heracross is definitely one of the few Pokémon that could likely punt *you* to the moon
I’d personally say you can punt Leafeon though, I’d put that one in We’ll See because Leafeon just throws leaves.
Leafeon can learn solar beam tho
@@Hellbreaker258 attack in the turn while they’re charging it
We need more content like this.
;-;
Yes we do
I literally couldn't stop laughing nearly all the way. The visual thoughts of him actually grappling with these things lol.
Hoenn version pleasee
It's funny how many pokemon that you forgot. Rhydon, Chansey, Tangela, Eevee, Flareon, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Scyther, prinplup, empoleon, Roselia, Mantyke and I totally missed one and also why are the shinx shiny. Still a good video.
I don’t see Ralts, Kirlia, or Gardevoir either
@@CartTube6
I was correct a forgot some
Also Magikarp and Gyrados
It's just pure chaos of a list
A lot of the ones he "forgot" he has already done in other videos of this series.
I feel like sudowoodo wouldn't stand a chance against you, assuming you still had some water left over after your fight with growlithe
It'd be more interesting to see a tierlist about how in-game humans would match up aggresively. Since they seem "a bit" more durable than any real life human, they could handle them better if they had to, in a time before pokeballs
A BIT? I don’t see you surviving a 10 foot fall into energy beam from sentient computer.
Machop's dex entry states his muscles never get sore and he can hurl 100 adult humans at onece
One question, and yes I am an insane typhlosion fan but three magnets can probably beat you but a giant ghost fire lizard can't touch you. I'm very confused.
Lizard has no fire and lizard looks like he doesn’t fight and only stands for peace
@@donutgladiator6326 I know but in battle its got some pretty solid stuff. But I don't really want to start this whole debate thing soooooooo ya.
Don't want to be the toxic 'but actually' guy, but Typlosion is a honey-badger.
It's actually supposed to be a giant rat
He also forgot to factor in the fact that the Cyndaquill line has their flames out when agitated so they would be a lot more dangerous with fire quills. Also a badger that's only a little smaller than an adult man is gonna destroy someone in a fight
I feel like Riolu could easily kick his ass. Riolu can box from birth man.
Yeah, you're not leaving that fight with all of your bones intact, riolu is at the very least breaking a leg or an arm before you beat it.
Terminal Montage has a baby pokemon battle royale. Riolu, in Lockstin and Gnoggin's explanation video, was shown to be almost in another league from the other babies. It is like Machop, but twice as cute and several times more threatening.
Riolu and Tyrouge are the only baby Pokémon that could fuck you over, but Tyrouge isn’t in Legends.
@@SNK_LRD How bout Ralts?
@@SNK_LRD How bout Ralts?
"ive seen what these things can do"
mantine is not a stingray, but a manta ray, has a feather for a tail instead of a stinger and for it's neutral special it has a gun (remoraid)
also, fun fact, Riolu learns aura sphere in legends arceus so it's more of a threat than it's ever been in the past other than that one event that one time, it would at least put up a little bit of a fight despite being a child, seeing as it's the strongest of the baby pokemon
tldr: you would have an easier time beating up mantine and a slightly harder time beating up riolu
7:40 Of course Hisuian Typhlosion is not all there, he's guiding souls to the afterlife part of the time.
DO NOT CALL TYPHLOSION A HE!
@@Amelia4111 I'm sorry for upsetting you but in my defence, Typhlosion (as a starter) has a 7-1 M-F ratio and as out of the 6 playthroughs I've done with Typhlosion, 5 of them were male, which makes Typhlosion seem more masculine.
@@soaringraven0 Primarina, with the same gender ratio:
@@thecontrarysnivy idk why but I associate Bayleef with being female too
Oh, I always thought that Sneasler was a combination of Sneasel and Climber, since it's a mountain climber.
Always love these tier lists! Punt that Chingling!
06:08 i do not think you thought that through. Are you sure, you wanna kick something, that can literally explode?
But it exploding and killing john is equal to john beating it up so
@@OG_CK2018 difference is,it can come back from it (possibly fainted but still alive): john get's caught in that and his ass is dead.
@@JT5555But lets not think about games and anime for a sec...A thing which is literally selfdestructing has to get killed by that
The funny thing about Gastly is it's made of incredibly corrosive gas like poisonous
I WAS WAITING FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!! Next can you do unova?
I love these tier lists. Keep it up
I really like that the third category is "We'll see". Like you're certain you're gonna be in a fight with those pokemon irl in some point in the future
Oh Great Im Not The Only Person Cowering Over A Small bug With A Mushroom Or Two On Its Back
I would rank Onix higher…I understand hurting it would be hard but it hits back weaker than a caterpillar so you wouldn’t go down quickly either
Onix is still super heavy. It can just smother him with no effort and he's dead.
Onix wouldn't even fight you, it would lay around until you break your knuckles.
I just love how he describes every single way he’ll best up the baby pokemon
I mean, almost always after being shocked Ash is kinda knocked out/unable to move when Pickachu intends on doing so.
Fun fact Both Psyduck and Golduck are actually Platypus not ducks.
A duck?
A Platypus?
PERRY THE PSYDUCK?!
IT CANT BE-
WHY!?
THEY HAVE DUCK IN THEIR NAMESS
Psyplatypus
@@BluEatsNuggets it's like eggxecute where they are seeds but have duck in it's name
No they are ducks.
I recommend putting Riolu into We’ll see, it is powerful plus with it’s aura power.
Love how it’s always “The” Sneasler, like he’s always referring to it by its villain name
You could use the in-game attacks to judge ETC: Growlithe uses rock slide
Hes loseing to all of them
By that logic, he would lose to Shellos using Hydro Pump, Riolu using Focus Punch, or Togepi with Hyper Beam. It's more about could John beat the physical/elemental/spiritual prowess of the pokemon and what it's similar to, rather than which OP attacks children will use to disintegrate him.
@@vanguardbreaker8826 he would lose to riolu either way 🙃
Togepi also learns flamethrower 😊
Electrode is 100-225 lbs. You can try punting it but you'd probably break a few toes.
Fun fact alpha steelix is taller then regular palkia. I know because I noticed it while using an alpha steelix on the palkia fight.
Amazing as always
I feel like nobody would win in a fight gastly haunter and gengar, because I assume that humans are normal type, meaning that they can’t be hurt by you and you can’t hurt them so you would kinda look at each other, unless they had bite or sucker punch, then you would lose the fight because you can’t hit them and they will just kill you while you wave your arms around screaming and crying….
How humans can hit ghosts supereffectively:
- Lick them
- Suddenly scream and whack them
- Bite them
- Rant about something
- Steal from them
- Throw literally anything at them
Wasn't there an episode where a ghastly caused illusions that it could use to fight.
John, let's face it, IRL you wouldn't stand a chance against any of these Pokémon. You'd charge at them and they'd knock you straight off your feet.
finally someone's talking sense. these are superpowered monsters and half of the kick your player trainer's ass on sight.
@@JT5555 what is a cleffa going to do me? Hug me to death💀
Fun fact togepi beats him because it learns flamethrower
pokemen be like "im going to kick this literal round explosive"
me: "are you shure?"
Need more of this.
Do you have any idea what *machop* is capable of? Also machop has a tail for some reason
As a zookeeper whose worked with foxes you might need to up your vulpix difficulty
Tbh he’s gonna need to up all the Pokémon’s difficulty. Even the weakest Pokémon can smash brick walls and crush skulls.
my guy John has posted twice in one day, so appreciate the work of him editing these videos in such time. WE HAPPY PEOPLE JOHN THANKS TO YOU
The kick ball of the hisui killed me
18:04 skunky can learn flamethrower
skunky can do naruto hand signs and then use fire style dragon flame bomb
@@cffgjh5410 ive always just imagined skunky shooting flamethrower from its butt
You know what else Stunky learns? Explosion. Found out the hard way unfortunately
Golduck is based on a Japanese monster so pretty sure it could beat you up.
hahaha so your saying a kappa can beat John? I mean yeah it can drowned you and manipulate you but I'm certain it's useless on land.
yes im certain golduck is influence by kappa despite not being a frog.
John keeping up the 4th gen meme of underestimating Bunneary Frustration damage output
Sudowoodo is literally rock. it has three boulders on its hands. one swing to the head and you would be the Able to his Cain.
Btw in a video you asked us to tell you the first shiny we ever got and I couldn’t say any shinies except for the ones in Pokémon go which doesn’t really count…
BUT YESTERDAY I GOT MY FIRST EVER REAL SHINY. It was a Murkrow which I’m very happy about because Honchkrow is a good Pokémon so that will be a solid addition to the team. And yes the dark bird has a better hat then you.
This dude thinks he can propably win against a pokemon that has claws so sharp it can stick them into rocks like butter (sneasler)
Top tier content, John!
gastly: is a poison type
john: how would it even hurt me
your absolutly not gonna win against pikachu
The one for Abra at 3:12 is lowkey one of the funniest things I've ever heard , gahaahaa.
John: -puts sneasle in “probably”
Me, trying to catch one as they beat the hell out of me: *TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!*
24:10: john just popping off about sneezeler
he be sounding like micheal when he's popping off about miltank
SNEASLER, NOT SNEEZELER!
Im just picturing John Charging at a Giritina just like with his fists waving in the air and it’s hilarious
(Also machop would punt everything on this planet)
GIRATINA IS SPELLED WITH 2 A'S, NOT 3 I'S!
At my martial arts we do fire boards where we have a wooden board and set it on fire.Then we break it, turns out if you punch/kick fast enough you won’t feel the fire
I wouldn't be able to fight Growlithe because I'd break down over how cute it was. And Arcanine my favourite Pokemon please just keep walking, king
John：Gastly is so weak it's justa floating head!
Also John: Glaelly is a floating head, it's so scary!
my argument against you winning against drifloon: if you grab its string string tail thing it will float you way to the afterlife (its in its pokedex entry) and if you pop it yes it will die but will also let out a blood curtling scream that everyone who hears it will die (also in its pokedex entrey)
Togetic vs John would be like
Togetic: It's over John. I have the high ground
7:11 He might just fall on me” lol
You had me at “okay”
My favorite series has returned!!!
Cyndaquil is my favorite Pokemon but I do agree with John it is very puntable (I probably won't have to beat it up because I love it)
Gotta get back to doing each region! Best series!!
the thing about ghastly. iff you read its pokedex its made of poisionous gas so you`ll have to hold youre breath which is....not the best
So you haven't seen Voltorb roll up to you und just go boom? xD
Nice... you need to try that out :)
Clearly John has never seen the base set card art for machop
John: Just give bergmite a kick at the bottom
Bergmite: Nearly 300 pounds
Fellow New Englander! I feel the pain of our weather with you good sir.
By the way sligoos pokedex says its slime is a way to digest and really good one at that. So a sligoo with that and a metal shell uh
I always like the video first Cuz u know its gonna be great but I cant stand for the cyndaquil slaughter 😂😂😂
“I feel like I can beat a Fox in a fight” I can’t. 😂
neither can he.
Fox3s are sick I luv foxes!!
Yo, I'm from Tucson.
I never had scorpions, but once a wolf came to my house. It was wild.
Machoke's Pokedex entry is like
Back in my day
I didnt know how violent john could be...
We want to see the hoenn list!
I find it funny that he does not consider the pokemons moves. if he faught a voltorb, it would EXPLODE killing both of them.
John puts a lot of faith in his kicking abilities.
pokemen7 : i fought a dialga
also pokemen7: but that thing
paras
pokemen7: it scares me
11:40 i never thought id see the day that someone would say mamoswine was their favorite pokemon...like....WHY?!
Do you plan to do one of these for Hoenn Pokemon?
Bro the 2 “kick balls” LITERALLY EXPLODE
NOOOOO, MY RIOLU! Hope it likes the moon...
If you give a Clefairy a moon stone it will evolve into Clefable so it’s my argument you should’ve thought about that more don’t worry you’re still one of my favorite Pokémon CZcamsrs
John saying he can beat Alolan Vulpix when it can make ice so cold it can give you frostbite
You gotta do this for the announced gen 9 when it comes out
Also with umbreon if it gets peeved off at u, it’s sweat turns poisonous
While you were talking about voltorb I hatched a voltorb and it was a voltorb from Legends Arceus
John Hisuian Electrode's signature move is chloro blast and it is a giant Laser
Moral of the story: don’t let John near your pokemon
You gotta keep in mind that Sneasel is fast and its claws are probably poisonous
What app are you using
Sligoo is actually weaker than goomy due to it's eyes be disolved. Plus, Goomy can learn Aqua Jet, Water gun, Dragon Pulse, Draco Meteor, Outrage, Tackle, poison jab and more.