THE KISSING BOOTH 2 - Somehow Worse Than The First One
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i swear movies act like there's only 5 colleges in the world
The only colleges that exist are Ivy leagues and like two others.
Yale and harvard
that, and they act like all teenagers want to go to university when most aren't initially interested and it's pretty rare that someone in their first year even considers university until they're signing up, haha.
If you're not Harvard, or Yale material; then you're not cut out for YA movie novel adaption.
Oxdord
Stanford
Harvard
And Yale
I'm actually glad she didn't pick Marco, he deserves way better.
She isnt that pretty also
@@kati870 wait really? Source?
Way better
Fine because elle want to date her price of shit boyfriend Noah he could run free
my name is Marco!!!
Marco avoided being stuck between the douchebag, the crazy bestie and the dumb girl, which is probably the best part of this ending FLY FREE MARCO
Eeeeeeeexcept it ends with a cliffhanger with him watching her and saying that she was worth waiting for so he really is just stuck on this useless child
@@songbird6414 Hopefully he will move on soon enough and have a great life.
Polo
@@rimtoadterra6324 Professor Membrane? This is not scientifically possible!
@@arthurthemikyu1586 My son being a chair is NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE.
The most unrealistic thing in this movie: Elle getting accepted into HARVARD.
I KNOW ITS HARVARD
It’s written like a lele pons sketch
Madison Menzies except without all the scatting
God this movie sucks.
Memento Mori.
ThatCoolDude98 Unus
@@nextella1652 annus
But with bricks in it
I haven’t watched either of the movies, but I can tell Elle isn’t smart enough to get into Harvard
maybe she had marco write her essay for her
Multiverse666 Would a good essay really make up for crap grades?
Multiverse666 just ask Marco
The only Elle Harvard I'm OK with is Elle Woods
A rock could tell Elle isn’t smart enough for community college.
Basically, everyone is simping over Elle in these movies. 🙄 Even her “best friend.” It’s so annoying how they try to give her a little harem when her personality and character in general isn’t all that to be desired.
Full on Anime protagonists 😂
A full on reverse harem anime protagonist
Its a ploy to make Normal girls feel worthy, I mean look like twilight Bella or antasia from 50 shades. Zero personalities and mouth breathing.
these characters make me wanna bleach my brain out so i can forget they exist.
@@aishas2497
Basically 😆. Which is really sad, the more I think about it, as a girl.
Lee’s girlfriend and Marco should’ve ended up together
They're the only characters in this movie who aren't horrible human beings.
@@andreashort310 And she ended up getting a manchild for a boyfriend while he put his time and effort into something futile and lost the money that should have been his to that dumbass of a main character.
@@tiaaaron3278Elle doesn't deserve Marco
i half expected marco to say *”ARE YOU LOST BABYGIRL?”*
Jfc
I'm screaming 😭
NOOOOOOO
Don't you dare make me imagine that!
Fucking lol
Oh god pls no
This movie has every example of a toxic relationship known to humankind.
Manipulation: check
A womanizer: check
Cheating: check
Invasion of privacy for basically no reason: check
Abusive relationships in general: super check
In the kissing boot universe, everyone is basically a dick
Not as bad as this comment section
Metrack bricks: check
@@strikeforce1500 Except Marco, who, as you'll find out in Kissing Booth 3, is Christ incarnate and can do no wrongs. How do I know this you ask? I read the manga.
Can't wait for Kissing Booth 3, where Lee imprisons Elle in his basement so that she can *never* leave him again.
Best. Friends. *Forever.*
That sounds so creepy and terrifying that it would fit right in
And ever
And ever
And ever
And ever
And ever
And ever
And ever
That would be the greatest plot twist and *they should absolutely do it*
Rule number 1427: imprison your bestie before they realize you're a horrible person and so they don't ever leave you.
@@Samiju gotta keep up that Sugma Male Grindset
Alternative ending-
Lee gets hit by a bus,
Elle doesn't get into any collages and is forced to have a job
Elle breaks up with Noah
The end :)
Noah dates Chloe.
I think everyone but marco should have got hit by a bus
Elle ends up working at McDonalds, too broke to go to college
Noah gets shot in the head after trying to beat up a boy unconscious
@@pr1vate_mo557 but Rachel?
She literally cheated on her boyfriend and kissed somebody else, and has the audacity to accuse someone else of cheating and get really mad at them?
Yea it’s stupid
Welcome to 2020 kids movies my friend
Not only that she can't give her friend and his girlfriend some space. Like are we supposed to actually like her cuz she sucks
@mreddie fercury , That doesn’t make it more right that she kissed Marco.
ur pfp is funny for some reason
I can't wait for The Kissing Booth 3, when Elle gets blindfolded and has to make out with the Dean of Admissions from both Harvard and Berkeley, and pick her college based on who's the better kisser.
Please STOB it. Don't make me imagine that
it would be better than this movie
This sounds so out of place and stupid that it could actually happen.
This comment is so underrated
Yeah, sounds like where this storyline would go. It’s already stupid, why not go all out?
My husband has a girl best friend he’s been friends with for like 10 years and I don’t think I’ve seen them ever even physically touch each other. Not a hug, handshake, anything... He sees her maybe once every 3 months. They interact like literal siblings.
Meanwhile Noah is up that girl’s butt, having long lingering hugs with her, and flying her to Thanksgiving dinner. Lmao what?!
LMAOOO THIS IS SUCH A STUPID MOVIE GAHAHHA
(btw love your name)
it’s literally so stupid, my boyfriend also has a childhood friend and when we first met she said i wouldn’t want you to be uncomfortable of our friendship so please tell me if anything upsets you, like a greeting hug here and there is obviously normal but these mfs doing foreplay in front of her
Its the writers trying to pull a bait and switch.
Exactly lmao my boyfriend has a female best friend and I’ve got a male best friend, but we act, y’know, fucking NORMAL lmao so there’s no weird jealousy
I'm from Brazil and everyone are always hugging each other really hard, kissing the cheeks of each other like that's a handshake and all that good stuff, but even i was uncomfortable with the way they act
As a Berkeley student, I speak for all bears when I say that we wouldn’t claim Lee of Elle
LMAOOO
Yeah! Go, bears! Show them they are waaay to low in the grade and just serve as prey
If you need to follow an extensive list of rules to be "friends" with someone, leave now
I need friend who at least know how to scat
Swanronson There you are again. You know scat is a word for droppings left by carnivorous animals or others. Why do you keep saying that 😂
xXJaxon_PlayzXx either he really likes turds or he actually means the jazz version of scat, where the singer improvises musical instruments with their voice
If it was a girl and a boy in a romantic relationship and one of them had a list of things made so you could continue to date them, most of which were incredibly controlling we'd all say the same thing. So why do people not understand it when it's applied to a friendship?
@@Someone-or8tp
It's a friendship. A friend shouldn't be able to determine who you are and aren't allowed to date lol
I hate that kids are being taught that this is ok
I hate how kids aren’t taught how to scat
@@swanronson6159 bruh
Likewise, it's worrying exactly how many young girls watch this flick that is targeted towards them, and think that this is the best kind of relationship to seek! 😥😤
I hate how stuff towards kids will tell them to do awful things. I don't know.
@@swanronson6159 are you talking about that musical thing, not the fetish right?
If this girl ends up with Lee in the next movie I’m going to lose my shit. I know that’s what they’re leading up to, but I don’t want it. It’s not enough for there to be several toxic romantic relationships (Noah/Elle and Lee/Rachel) so they added a toxic platonic relationship! If you have a friend like Lee, you’d be better off alone. He’s a manipulative little creep who’s neglecting his own girlfriend (who was totally right to dump his sorry ass!) for a friend who he wrote a giant list of rules for. If someone makes you follow a set of written rules in order to be their friend, you bail out of that friendship ASAP. God, these movies make me so wildly angry.
Welles pretty bad too.
The Negative Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago literally everyone has lmao
I actually want them to end up together, they are both horrible persons and if they stay together they will save anyone else to be with them.
Its most-likely not going to happen but even in the first movie I kind of notice that the only things Lee did with his girlfriend was take her on dates that were his hangouts spots with Elle and all the things Elle wanted to change about Noah would pretty much gave him a personality of Lee, so its by my guess that both Lee and Elle have a rule that hasn't been mention that says they can't date each other or the fact that they were raised like twins because their moms were bff and they were both born on the same day, at the same time in the same hospital. Also the rules were made by both of them as it was stated in the first movie, everyone seems to think Lee made the whole list but its actually both of them that made it together some of the rules, however will be the ones they made personally like, Lee made the rule about not dating your friend's relatives, which is kind of a normal thing as why would you want your friend to hook up with your relative.
Elle is toxic af aswell tho
14:38 Elle: *is mad at Noah for cheating, but she doesn't have proof*
Also Elle: *cheats in front of Noah*
"What is she? 18, that's illegal."
"Laughs in European"
*Laughs in Brazilian
Wait legality
Laughs in african anarchism
@Leighwilldofine why?
@Leighwilldofine Age of consent? I thought the scene was about underage drinking.
Leighwilldofine ew
Rule 20:
"Terrible decisions are not to be discussed"
Sooo... This whole movie series can be ignored?
Rule 21: Scat
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear mike
Your grammar reflects that you made a terrible decision to not go to school.
@@blupeps7422
It's a typo dude. You don't have to be a dick about it.
@@vikramprasanna8908 true lmao people who get made at a typo are assholes
They should’ve just asked Marco to write and direct the movie
Hahahaha! I love all of the love-for-Marco in the comments on this video!
Marco could've made this film a thousand times better
"I know it's a movie for kids, but it's so stupid."
It's for kids?!
It's not lol
Its not fr kids ....it is made fr ALPHA MALE 😂😂😂😂
@@RjGoombes it absolutely is, wtf?
@@sabinfigaro7334 No it isnt lmao
@@sabinfigaro7334 no, it's for those "just became teens" teenagers who fantasize of dating TV characters, get jealous over fandom ships, and spend 3/5s of their day reading wattpad fanfictions of their TV show crush
1. Even after Lee got a girlfriend he's still simping for Elle
2. A kids movie promoting toxic relationships
3. Why does this movie exist
4. Marco kinda perfect tho no homo
I would ;)
He seems kinda like the sterotypical dreamy guy. He seems so bland.
Dude Marco and Elle shouldve been together ngl that wouldve made the movie a little bit better because the movie sucks
@@D0llyP1nk even if we ignore that its a movie, in no world would it make sense for her to stay with Mr. Toxic and not go with Marco. Its just dumb. But young girls might watch this movie and think it's ok to be treated like that lol
@@BurgerPwner i thought it was a okay movie and i watched both of them with my mom and she loves the two. But now i have realized all the signs of toxcicity(lol idk how to spell) and im prob gonna watch the 3rd one to make fun of it.
Yeah sex is great but you ever heard of "Dance Dance Revolution"?
No but I’ve heard of the scat revolution
Nope i like spanish inquisition instead
Wow that's a blast from the past
ace moment
Swanronson STOP
"They serve her a beer when she's like 18. That's not legal"
*laughs in European*
I drink since I was 14 lol.
*laughs in 3rd world country*
@@OrdinaryArgentinian Which one? ... Venezuela ?
@@destinysoblivion3268 Argentina.
@@OrdinaryArgentinian Geographically, I wasn't too far off.
@@OrdinaryArgentinian same, *egypt*
I know Noah isn’t the best character. I did not like him at all, but Elle just gave me a complete headache in both 1 and 2. They always wanna pin point how Noah does all of these things, but make us sympathize with Elle. In my opinion, she does not deserve to be in any relationship.
In this movie, Elle's worse than Noah, because she actively cheated on him.
Elle cheated on Noah and then dares to get jealous and angry because she THINKS that Noah and some girl are a thing.
I hate those tropes.
It's like a girl hitting a guy but when he hits her back, HE is the bad guy???? Stop blaming men for every little thing and not have the girl live through any consequences.
Noah is better in the Kissing Booth 2 he seemed to have changed a bit.
@@febbledebble the mindset that girls do no wrong really just encourages men to hit women since they would see that as the only way the women would get any form of punishment for starting shit.
Terrible people being terrible to each other - the movie
And it is not even The Boy on Striped Pajamas, because there is some kind of genuine emotion in that movie.
@@rafaelalodio5116 yeah I got angry too because of how stupid this movie is.
they didn't learn from the first movie, instead, they making it even worst
@@rafaelalodio5116 in that movie the characters were literal nazis. You don't expect human decency from them....
Terrible people
Terrible relationhip and
Terrible movie
Thats the 3 T's
The end of the movie would have been better if Elle wasn't accepted to either schools, so in the next movie she applies for a different one, gets in, and becomes her own person instead of being constantly controlled by Lee and Noah
Most likely she s going to apply for a different college. same message as you said. Or she might get a sex change.
@@lookingforlove839 What a twist!
yeah but that would make sense and we can't have that
Sex change or nah, she's mildly hot af
The end of the movie would have been better if the movie didn’t exist
nobody:
literally nobody:
*the girl stephanie from his school watching this video: 👁👄👁*
Nonone has made a reply yet
I swear I feel Elle could be dating Jesus Christ him self and she would still go for Noah
Oh please. As if Jesus would go for her.
@@wyntertheicewyvern6226 Marco did
Dating Jesus would not be so awesome. You should optimally date someone on your level, not someone who is on another level and never makes any mistakes and stuff. Would get boring very quickly
every character except marco and lee's girlfriend is terrible. like THE worst characters ever. elle is especially bad.
I know!! Marco literally obviously cared for Elle while Noah couldn’t even tell Elle all that was happening when she was obviously mad at him. Lee cant forget about that damn rules and is a toxic friend and boyfriend. Elle is a hypocrite who only cares about herself. Marco wasted his whole school year on that stupid dance competition SHE kissed him and all of a sudden its his fault. She fricking chooses Noah over Marco. She gets mad at Noah for doing the exact things she’s doing. She didnt even give Marco any of the money like what the heck!!!
My 10 favorite
10:mr Flynn
9:little brother
8:Elle’s dad
7:british girl
6:toughin
5:Omg girls
4:Chloe
3:Sara Flynn
2:Rachel
1:Marco
The only characters I hate are Noah Elle and lee
4:
3:
Jeffy Nation Why is Tuppen on there lol he literally sexually assaulted a girl with like almost no punishment
Golden ALDC Swaps I never said I loved toughin he’s fine Elle noah and lee are horrible horrible characters Marco should be the main character
Romaryo Victor I never said you did. I just said that I don’t think that he should be on there but it’s just my opinion
The moment I saw Nic I knew this was gonna be wonderful.
Precisely, as long as Nick is reacting to how God Awful this movie is, then it ALMOST salvages the whole experience! 😂🤣
Same
Right Nick?
I bet Nic Cage can scat pretty well
lmao so true
It's Marcos movie
Avoiding these toxic people
I hated everything about this movie. Like, ALL of the main characters except for Marco and Rachael exhibit so many toxic behaviours and it was so frustrating and annoying. Especially Elle, the main character who's supposed to be the most likeable. I'd literally rather watched every single other movie that elvis has made a video on than subject myself to watching this movie ever again
Imagine how many infections were passed when they made the Kissing Booth in the first movie.
jin young imagine all the people in this movie who are able to scat
@@swanronson6159 plz stop your weird
@@swanronson6159 I- uh what? Why would you ever say or even think about that.
This is the kind of thing you'd expect to happen in Plague. Inc when you're waiting around for the stuff to spread through stupidity
@@Tantrumsofha5bara that's exactly what I thought about too. It's kinda like that kissing event that happens in plague inc where you can quickly gain a bunch of people infected quickly.
Why tf is he sitting next to his friend and not his girlfriend at Thanksgiving...i.....
emkato21 maybe because his friend actually knows how to scat
Not only that, when both girls wanted the passanger seat in the car he let his friend have it over his girlfriend and made her sit in the back seats. Who tf does that?? Woulda dropped him, that girl deserved much better.
Rachel was the third wheel of the group
I mean tbh, he clearly still likes his friend and hasn't gotten over her. You don't spend that much time with someone you don't like a lot, you just don't. His poor girlfriend is just his pitiful attempt to try to get over his pathetic childhood crush.
She should leave him tbh and for the sake of whatever his name is, El or w/e should cut him out of her life, they're both TERRIBLE for each other. The whole family is holding El down, at least she CHOOSES her miserable relationship with Noah, she can deal with the consequences for that but with the "friend" they're just bringing each other down.
He's too weak to break off his attachment to her and her spending so much time with him gives him hope that'd be better spent learning to be on his own for a while.
Swanronson why do you love scat so much🤨
I'm the target audience for these movies and they made me feel so miserable. I can't believe people out there genuinely think this is good romance
It doesn't help the 2nd movie when you find out that the actors playing Elle and Noah dated in real life after meeting in the first movie. And they broke up right before they started filming the second movie. You can just feel the awkwardness from the guy who plays Noah.
The amount of tonal shifts in this movie is like riding the worst roller coaster. Like I’m sorry y’all gonna go from a childish scene like the intercom to trying to be serious with Elle visiting Noah like what the frick.
Jessica one minute they’re riding a roller coaster next they’re doing a scat battle, makes no sense
I am quite happy I did not watch this😃
@@swanronson6159
Okay, I'm seeing you everywhere in the comments and whats with the scats?.😂
Nachelle Henderson it’s about the bricks
Childish bricks smh
The type of movie that has a better chance ruining a child's thought process over being even mildly entertaining
pretty much
@@sup7751 Use the power of gravity
This kind of movie doesn’t even have any scat
@@swanronson6159 Woah
Swanronson I keep seeing you talking about scat on this video.
As a freelance writer, here's how I like to write it.
Noah and Elle relation is now getting a bit colder, more boring and bland. Nothing interesting is happening.
Noah is actually cheating and she found out about that. She is still having doubts. So she starts to hang out with Marco who is actually nice to her. Now she knows the difference. She is questioning about herself and Noah. She is finally growing up.
Then the rest of the movies goes just the same with the unnecessary scenes cut off.
Staphanie dumped Lee. And Noah stands up for himself in the family dinner and tells everyone that he is not into Elle anymore. He tells Elle that he's sick of staying in long-distant-relationship. Elle feels humiliated and goes straight to Marco and they have a little heart warming and then pumping good night.
Elle starts a new life and wins in dance competition. Elle finally get an invitation from another school but not Harvard. Lee is angry that she broke the rule and she's like ''Lee grow up. We are not kids anymore''. Elle leaves Lee behind alone. Lee is sad and he's planning to get Staphanie back at the kissing booth.
Staphanie removes her blind fold and see that it was actually Lee. She feels angry and slap him in the face crying and saying ''Lee. Stop it. You have no shame. I'm sick of you and all your stupid rules that you made with Elle. Just grow up'' and runs off to the dark.
Marco is standing up for Elle and punch Noah in the face. Noah is not responding and leaves.
Elle sees Noah at the airport for the last time. But their looks are like a complete strangers. And they go to their own destination.
This is the final moment. Lee is sad and suddenly he tear down the rules and set it on fire.
I wish it went just like that.
Your plot rewrite is way more interesting than whatever is going on in the actual movie itself lol.
hmm still not gonna watch it
Now THAT is a *movie*. I would watch the fuck out of that. Wrkte your own Wattpad story. Maybe you'll get Netflix to make a movie about it.
@@cantguesswhoisthat4524 you don't have to. I just made it better
@@irongirltoni planning to do that
Marco is the only decent person in this whole town
my name is Marco!!!
Us: the kissing booth is bad, and romanticises unhealthy relationships
netlifx: haha, toxic movie goes brrrrrrrr
Bank account go “*scat scat scatty scat scat*”
I mean it IS based on Wattpad fanfic created by a teen girl
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This comment aged way too well
Beautiful profile pic, brother.
i hate how they are making it seem like abusive relationships/toxic friendships are a cute normal thing.
I wouldn’t call it abusive or toxic. They just needed to communicate better. Noah was just something else in the first movie though
@ThatOneOddLookingDog ThatBarksAtYou Yeah I completely agree. No healthy relationship should involve any of these things. Two years ago I dated someone who actually did all of them and I thought it was okay because I wasnt good enough. Nowadays I date someone amazing and BOY THE DIFFERENCE IS HUGE. THERE AREN'T RED FLAGS, THERE ARE FUCKING HUGE NEON SIGNS.
@@chocolatecream5593 Nah, communicating better won't help here. Every character is just, holy shit for a lack of better words, ugh. Because how you gonna cheat on your boyfriend then accuse someone else of cheating then get mad at them.
@@hazyworld8626 ok I agree because she pissed me off the most, but still not abusive.
As a 20 y/o in his 3 yr of college, I think this movie shows kids that being an i secure/cheating dramaqueen is all fun and games, coz the movie shows its all fun and games.
It is kind of weird that Elle finds it completely impossible that a guy can have a female friend, and Noah and Chloe are way to close, while meanwhile being WAY closer with her male friend and being way more on top and flirty with him. And then to make it even worse, Noah is clearly supportive of her doing it with Marco until she literally makes out with him. Like, is she meant to be the bad guy of this film? as she is terrible in every single way.
This movie is making me very uncomfortable... Better call Marco
Polo?
Marco
Polo?
@@ilovewizardliz honestly though
Polo?
This movie looks like a poorly written fanfiction made by a 14 year old girl.
Well...the first one was based on a Wattpad story written by a 15 year old girl so I guess they remained consistent in quality for the unnecessary sequel or probably not consistent bc tbh this is movie is way worse
@@lukeamoakoh5333 yeah, probably
@@lukeamoakoh5333 I like your name
considering it comes from wattpad....
I would say the 14 year olds wrote the comments but the movie looks bad too.
Elvis: what she's like 18? Thats not legal
Me: *drunk Greek noises*
*Drunker Irish noises*
7:50 i'm too European to understand this joke
jesus christ, what horrible and disgusting characters they are.....
yea tbh elvis didn’t talk enough about how shitty elle is lol
That name that you wrote in your comment is holy, it is not to be used as a swear word
jill cherry I think the reason he didn’t go to far in-depth into the movie was because he probably saw Cynical Reviews take on Kissing Booth 2 and didn’t wanna just copy the points he made. Granted you don’t need to go into that much detail anyway since we see her forcing Stephanie into the backseat for example lol
@@slicbmx5560 you know some people don't believe in god right? therefore it is not a swear word to them.
Marco is a chad don’t rope him in with the idiots
Fun fact: the actors for Noah and Elle dated in real life and while filming this movie THEY WERE EXES
Wait wa-
oof, that awkard
Summer Hold really? Bruh he lucky😂
You know sometimes directors will ask the actors to hang out in real life for a while so they can perform more naturally. This director clearly couldn't care less about that. Even in twilight the main actors were dating in real life
Summer Hold it’s probably gonna last for a month tops
Twilight: "Ahhh, finally, a worthy opponent!"
Kissing Booth 2: "Our battle will be legendary!"
Audience: "Too bad none of us wanna fucking watch it!"
After: allow me to introduce myself
I like to think that at one point Marco was depressed during Middle School, not knowing what to do. He coped his sadness with the dance game before he joined up on the school and got fit, found out that he liked guitar and exercise, so he mostly decided to arm up his muscles with exercise and loosen up his emotions with guitar in order to have higher self esteem and be good at the dance game.
I think this is how Marco became the Gary Stu
And that everything else he does he actually struggles in the background but never shows it
The worst part is kids who watch this movie are gonna feel nostalgic for this in the future and be like "aww remember Kissing Booth?"
Well you know, our parents probably felt the exact same way for the movies WE feel nostalgic about. Every generation will always think that "it was better in my days"
@@zaer-ezart Nah. That's basically putting The Bridge of Terabithia and Twilight in the same bag. The romance in one (albeit not the center of attention) is wholesome and beautiful, especially because it relates to the main characters and their own lives. The two characters create a bond that's not based on superficialities. The Twilight relationship is toxic and creepy. Yet the movies are only a few years apart and both have some level of nostalgia.
EDIT: Somehow managed to write "big" instead of "bag. Fixed it.
@@zaer-ezart movies like this are bad no matter the generation who watches it, and people who found this movies interesting clearly they never saw a movie their entire life
My little sister actually likes those movies. 😐
@@zaer-ezart uhh, no.
The movie made it look like getting into Harvard is sooo easy. Also, she *hung up* on Harvard. LIKE WHO DOES THAT??
Teodora Cristina Dinu it is actually pretty easy for people who are good at scatting
@Swanronson
Stop
@@swanronson6159 continue
Swanronson yes especially the one and only scat man
Also Harvard was her BACK UP School if she didn't get in to Berkley! How th the heck would she even get into Harvard if she vouldn't get into Berkley. Harvard is so much harder to get into than Berkley (though Berkley is still by all means an amazing school)!
Why do Elle and Lee not realize they are obviously meant FOR EACH OTHER? Particularly after he grew a foot and added 50 pounds of muscle?
Maybe this will this be the plot of movie 3? I haven't seen the movies, just these reviews, but the whole time I was waiting for Lee to tell Elle that he's in love with her because that's exactly how this type of movie will go.
Hardcore drinking game: drink every time Elvis says "it's so stupid"
I know someone who played that.
Now he has cirrhosis of the liver.
What's with all these modern teen movies and glorifying toxic and manipulative relationships?
Well apparently the target demographic is teens and you know how messed up teens can get 😂
Not enough movies glorifying scatting
@@swanronson6159 ive seen you reply on almost every comment, lmao props dude thats dedication.
Jesse Weiss Yeah I see him too 😂
Yurt The Silent Chief it’s you again
I kinda feel bad for Lee's girlfriend
I feel really bad for her but at the same time she should've just left him 😪
I don’t she doesn’t even know how to scat
I don't really like what Alvis (not sure what his real name is) said. The only reason lee should hang out with his gf is for sex? That's just sad.
Boys can be friends with girls without being horny about it.
Sorry if this wasn't the point you were making op, I just wanted to rant about what he said lol
jungshook did you not understand his point?
@@thesnipingspider3852 the reason why they made their comment could be different from what I interpreted it as and some people on the internet can be really agressive for the simplest stuff so this is why I said sorry in advance :)
This is the second review of this movie I’ve seen which mentioned that Noah and Chloe were behaving inappropriately toward one another, but I never saw it that way.
I just saw them as good and close friends.
I think it can go both ways but considering Noah's history of being a douche and a womanizer, it did seem a bit suspicious.
And being close friends takes time too, you don’t just become like that over night.
Ellie: NoAh yU cHeaTeD oN mE hOW dAre YU!
Noah: Wait, didn’t you made out with Marco like 5 scenes ago?
The Kissing Booth is like a Disney Channel movie for people who hate Disney Channel movies.
At least most Disney channel movies are fun
Disney channel movies make more sense
Rule 69: Torture Elvis with horrible movie suggestions
André Meißner Rule 1: bricks
Rule 420: Elvis always blazes it before, during and after the review
@@ruesylvester I'm pretty sure he can't do it if he's not high
The newly introduced PoC characters are props for a dumb jealousy plot
"Remember the kissing booth?" Not gonna lie, by the time I got to that part of the video (around 17:40) I had COMPLETELY forgotten the kissing booth, one hundred percent. XD
2020: I'm the worst year
2021: Kissingbooth 3
2020: you're clearly worse
@Zaymly I remember the actress joey king saying that the films are "critic proof"
@Zaymly I've heard through the video of cynical reviews
So I dont have a link
But look up cynical reviews kissingbooth2
2020s pretty bad I’ve seen no scatting so far
@@swanronson6159 ik its a joke but plz stop
@@mennaalragaby8498 ohh shiiiiiiii-
Everyone in this movie would be universally despised irl
the skunjuso at least 100% of people who know how to scat are not depressed
at this point i despite joey (the actress) cause she’s in SO many shitty movies
@@who8518 I'm convinced her agent hates her cause she's actually a good actress but she keeps taking shitty roles
@@mercedesschiappapietra2852 yeah, she's a good actress and so is the guy who plays Noah, if you watch Euphoria or The Act
Mechi Schiappa , exactlyy. it’s saddening
some friendships can be a bit more than standard (people thought my best friend in HS and I were dating when we weren't cuz of they way we interacted) but Noah should've told her about it.
Like when they first met.
Seriously.
Netflix: What toxic relationship? The guys hot!
So let me get this straight, in the end she's actually thinking between her boyfriend and Harvard and Berkey and a friend? Geez woman, let Lee's gf get some rest.
Should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it
I half expected Marco to turn around and say 'Polo' when everyone shouted him
Ditto, whenever anyone stated his name, I automatically thought "POLO!" 😂🤣
same😭😭
I expected Marco to start scatting
Me too
That's what I'd do if my name was Marco
i think the reason i don't understand this movie is because i have no friends.
Cheers bro ill drink to that
I've been following Joey King for a very long time and booooooy has here career went down hill... And fast.
It's like all these wattpad movies are just twilight RIP offs. Just take out the vampires and you have the exact same formula.
1. Girl who is a loner and not like other girls
2. Guy who treats girl like she's so special
3. Relationship becomes addictive and controlling and no one else outside of the relationship matters
4. Random second guy appears out of nowhere for the sake of conflict
5. First guy and girl end up together anyway and live happily ever after.
When the random second guy is better than the first guy... :/
@@d.undeadredpanda that's the frustrating part. The second guy usually is very caring and not abusive. He may not be the best, but he always seems better in comparison. Unfortunately, ends up getting shafted by the main girl in the coldest ways possible despite never doing anything wrong.
@@ztrb0820 lmao true thats all teen movies
Let's all have a moment of silence for Jacob he deserved better and I don't know what the author was thinking paring him up with Reese's or whatever her name is idefk😤😤😤✨😤😤
@@jujus8974 ok :)
Elle: assumes and accuses Noah for cheating with no solid evidence.
Also Elle: cheats on Noah in front of an entire audience and on film.
Yeah yeah, I know, this is a tired joke. I just don’t care
Lively Bubbs I would cheat on Noah too if he didn’t know how to scat
@@swanronson6159 scat as in 'the scat man' orr.....?
Double standards
@@livelybubbs6242 he means shit
@@clown8444 *eugh*
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I love watching your videos before going to bed . Thank you for that but I have a request can you do august underground?????
Good video.
bathroomshy especially when these toxic movies don’t even have any scatting
@@swanronson6159 you know that means shit right
Kids aren't watching this teenagers are lmao
Chikipichi kids watch movies they aren’t supposed to, it always happens. It’s even easier with Netflix than it was even 10 years ago. That aside, the actual people watching this are incredibly impressionable at that point in their lives and a movie like this is going to create a terrible image of what relationships are in their head.
@@Diphenhydra girls and bois aren't horny, teens are.
I can't be the only one who thinks Joey King looks like a toddler with an adult body
yes! when she gets sad, her face, it get all scrunchy
Yea when she tries to scat she sounds like a toddler too, not very impressive scatting
i do not like her face 😔
She's been acting since she was a kid, and her face has literally never changed. She looks the same as she did in Wish I Was Here when she was like 13.
I hate to say it but she looks weird, not even ugly it's just off
I love how the movie tries to tell us that the girl in college wanted to try and be friends with El....but like....all this fucking flirting she did with him and being so touchy-feely.....like GURL. Normal girlfriends don't do that to the boyfriend of their friends. Let alone that just kills any attempt to even try and become friends XD.
2:54 Well, in my last school they tried to do anything for me to stay. Because it was a private school.
I was essentially a walking wallet for them.
Marco deserved better. I'll take him if nobody wants him.
No hes mine
I’m a straight guy but NO he’s MINE
Gay
Get in line
actually i think he‘s Nic Cage‘s
This is probably one of the worst films I have ever seen
I don't think it beats After, like that movie was the cringiest thing I've ever seen 😂
Absolutely no scat anywhere very upsetting
Yeah and I haven't even seen it!
I’m still giving that to 365 Days.
About bricks? That’s crazy talk bro
My only problem, is that there's so much time in between your videos. I love watching your videos. They are so true and hilarious. I can't wait for your next vid
12:47 that “what” made me laugh so much
Hot take: Noah isn’t even hot. And apparently toxicity runs in their family.
Another hot take: muscles aren't THAT attractive
Edit: 55 likes? It's nice to know some people agree with me. Or at least I think they do.
YES! 🙌🏽
@PEPPER SPRAY They’re appealing to some people, but they don’t compensate for personality and human decency.
you can have all the muscles in the world but the personality appeal of paint drying. muscles or looks in general aren't *everything.*
True, Lee ALSO has a terrible attitude, since he ignores Rachel, HIS OWN GIRLFRIEND, and seems much too focused on Elle! 😾
this movie just says "no distance,priority and boundaries"
gєηєѕîѕ this movie just scats “no scat, scat and scat”
Scat?
Scat.
Bro still waiting on the next video!!!! So excited
OMGOSH!!! You do the most hysterical review/commentary of these TKB movies I've ever seen. Had my headphones on at work listening and I can't stop laughing out loud. My co-workers must think I'm nuts. Thanks for making my day! 👍🤗🤣
I would get so tired of being in a friendship like lee’s and elles
Or any relationship in this movie they are all toxic
Me too, but only because I prefer friendships in which I can count on one hand the amt of times we hang out in a 6 mo period. But don't think I don't give my all when I see them once every 5 wks..... quality over quantity baby.
Ok well your supposed to fight In friendships and your going to tell me u never lied to your friends yeah right
Lucy Lane
That’s not right
What kind of friends do you keep and what kind of friend are you?
@@lucylane5476 Jeez. I mean sure, when you're close to someone you tend to fight and people lie all the time, its just a thing. But what type of toxic relationships do you have, and what kind of toxic person are you that you don't think a friendship can exist without fights and lies?
@@asideofaioli4630 so if you actually enjoy being in someones company, and they in yours, especially to the point where you see each other once every month (WOW. That is SO frequent. Imagine spending time with your friends 12 times a year, i just couldnt), you dont give your all? Jeez, everybody is just toxic arent they?
why is every character in this movie so unlikeable?
Maybe it's a social experiment or something...
ZielonaPastela BAHAAH a social experiment
I know Elle lee and noah are garabe characters everyone else are either fine okay or better
because this movie sucks. Unlikeable for this movie means relatable
WHYPHY22 I know Elle and Noah are toxic and so is lee and Elle the movies so toxic that we root for them this movie sucked
Can we address that $50,000 isn't even enough for ONE SEMESTER at Harvard?
It was presumably to top up the money she already had in her college fund for berkeley
The fact that these two studs are fighting over this sloth is the most unreal part of this.
I didn’t watch the movie, but Marco deserves more.
He was the only remotely good character in this movie
"Sir, your movie is crap." Bossman: "What? How? We put gay guys in it!"
"Sir... YOU HORSE SHOT THEM IN!"
What gay guys?
TLOU 2 sucks
Druckman- but every character is lesbian and trans
Every Hollywood movie ever
@@evilallyv8928 I don't even get what's the point of your comment
I can’t believe u just got me to watch videos about both kissing booths lol. That’s how good you are my friend, love the reviews, and love the humor lol
When you realize "365 DAYS" was way better than "The Kissing Booth 1 & 2"
Uggh the amount of trash 🗑
Really?
I didn't actually say down and properly watched them
No... Just no.