THE KISSING BOOTH - An Impossibly Bad Rom-Com

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  • @squidge477
    @squidge477 Před 3 lety +6077

    The Kissing Booth should’ve just ended with everyone getting some mouth transmitted disease.

    • @chairman3427
      @chairman3427 Před 3 lety +201

      Ebola, maybe. That would be fun.

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 Před 3 lety +193

      *Good ending*

    • @unclejimbob42069real
      @unclejimbob42069real Před 3 lety +333

      kissing booth turns from a cheesy teen romcom to a disease thriller/zombie apocalypse movie

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq Před 3 lety +88

      Yes, I'd actually love the movie if it turned into an survival flick at the last moment! 😍😂🎥

    • @anniereckshun3103
      @anniereckshun3103 Před 3 lety +78

      The Mono Booth, coming to Netflix 2021

  • @wickedfox8470
    @wickedfox8470 Před 3 lety +3925

    At this point I think Elvis has mentally snapped from all the bad movies he's seen and cardboard cut out cage is his only friend

    • @darkdemonqueen
      @darkdemonqueen Před 3 lety +18

      Wicked Fox yup. And add in all this quarantine bs and lots of ppl are losing their minds by now 🤪🤪🤪

    • @shushles
      @shushles Před 3 lety +18

      extroverts during quarantine.

    • @merz-fe7ny
      @merz-fe7ny Před 3 lety +7

      He worships Nic Cage

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 Před 3 lety +7

      I buy this theory

    • @thenumber102k
      @thenumber102k Před 3 lety +1

      no it's just people force him to watch people ruin things he likes, that fnaf video was horrible

  • @arirng2137
    @arirng2137 Před 3 lety +2878

    "Stop controlling my life"
    "No"
    - Kissing booth, 365 days, 50 shades of grey and every teen romance movie.

    • @corahtheskeleton8062
      @corahtheskeleton8062 Před 3 lety +93

      50 shades of Grey at least didn't oblige the girl to stick around, Grey was just a stalker, in 365, the guy legit kidnaps someone and in the kissing booth... its just really fucking dumb!

    • @sparklyqueen12
      @sparklyqueen12 Před 3 lety +5

      Is 24 is teen

    • @corahtheskeleton8062
      @corahtheskeleton8062 Před 3 lety +12

      @@sparklyqueen12 what kind of question is that?

    • @sparklyqueen12
      @sparklyqueen12 Před 3 lety +1

      @@corahtheskeleton8062 wdym

    • @corahtheskeleton8062
      @corahtheskeleton8062 Před 3 lety +13

      @@sparklyqueen12 "is 24 is teen"? What the hell does that mean?

  • @thatjustbuttersmycroissant1671

    it's such a shame that stories like this from wattpad get publicized when there are *genuinely* good stories on there.

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse Před 3 lety +82

      Unfortunately it seems like the only stuff that sells is the generic teenage romance fluff

    • @muskan-tastic1333
      @muskan-tastic1333 Před 3 lety +11

      I like the story..kissing is the easy part..I read it long ago..but 8 actually felt it was way bettter

    • @TrickWiz
      @TrickWiz Před 3 lety +19

      As someone that writes on wp, I feel that😔

    • @Barnesofthenorth
      @Barnesofthenorth Před rokem +5

      The problem is that good stories tend to be more specialised so have a more niche audience, while things like this are generic and manipulative so appeal to a mass range of people. So they aren't actually good, or better than other stories, even in the minds of people who watch it, it's just it appeals to to such a wide audience that as the current metric of "popular" on Netflix, and kind of in general, is how many people watch it, generic wide reaching stuff gets viewed as more popular.

    • @niii5949
      @niii5949 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Istg I remember the Watties contest Wattpad was doing and it was the most cheesy, bad written stuff that always won. I've read genuinely good fan fictions on ao3 but never any good original stories on Wattpad. Writing for a teenage audience doesn't mean you shouldn't do you best ??

  • @confusedaf1112
    @confusedaf1112 Před 3 lety +3676

    The two genders: Football and Doesn't Shut Up

    • @victoriaknolton2043
      @victoriaknolton2043 Před 3 lety +84

      I think I laughed way harder than I should have but slow claps are rightfully deserved.

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 Před 3 lety +79

      Lol that's definitely one way to sum up how American movies and TV/entertainment media/ portray gender!
      Our boys are raised to inspire to be the best highschool football jock, to get all the ladies. Then they finish highschool, turn 18, kicked out of the house to fend for themselves and **SURPRISE!** actually physical jobs have the lowest salaries lol! and when your manly body wears out? Well, thanks to modern medicine, you actually live like, 40 years more after your body starts giving out! So yeah, actually you were supposed to ignore everything society and your family told you and do well in school, cuz the nerd is now on top.
      But hey, have fun, be the most manly man out there! (But actually don't get violent with anyone or else you're going to jail.) 🤷
      In the real world, imagine how would any of these male characters actually fair in real life, after highschool.
      Man, boys can just have some of the worst role models in media...it's really bad.

    • @theguy660
      @theguy660 Před 3 lety +6

      Ah yes

    • @mr.jameson218
      @mr.jameson218 Před 3 lety +62

      @@sorryifoldcomment8596 You got your lunch money stolen today, didn't you?

    • @CameronKujo
      @CameronKujo Před 3 lety +20

      I'm on your side!
      Are you okay?

  • @saphira1338
    @saphira1338 Před 3 lety +722

    “Elle”, which means “She” in French, because she’s the definition of generic

    • @aishaqurbanova7278
      @aishaqurbanova7278 Před 3 lety +13

      I think it also means she in Spanish correct me if I am wrong
      I agree.

    • @iamlostagain
      @iamlostagain Před 3 lety +53

      @@aishaqurbanova7278 En Espanol esta "ella." In Spanish it is "ella", which means she.

    • @aishaqurbanova7278
      @aishaqurbanova7278 Před 3 lety +15

      @@iamlostagain oh right it's pretty similar that's why I mistook them
      Thank you!

    • @iamlostagain
      @iamlostagain Před 3 lety +7

      @@aishaqurbanova7278 Awh thanks:D

    • @AngieAJ
      @AngieAJ Před 3 lety +1

      She's screwed, haha

  • @soltandvinegar
    @soltandvinegar Před 3 lety +1681

    Wattpad: “we offer opportunities for authors to have their stories turned into movies, shows and books!”
    Also Wattpad: Genuinely has some great stories and authors
    Also also Wattpad: turns After and The Kissing Booth into movies

    • @shaniahlouis6112
      @shaniahlouis6112 Před 3 lety +63

      It’s legit so frustrating!🤨

    • @kumjumba1377
      @kumjumba1377 Před 3 lety +19

      In theirs defense, the will adapt the books that made it big

    • @psi_rockin
      @psi_rockin Před 3 lety +53

      Probably the better choice over the kinky omegaverse sherlock fanfics

    • @Ashley-Lopez
      @Ashley-Lopez Před 3 lety +54

      It’s SOO frustrating. I know soo many good books on there but it’s THOSE books they chose to make into movies😤🙄.

    • @ssharkbait
      @ssharkbait Před 3 lety +19

      Creepypasta’s have a better turn out for creating good content from good stories that Wattpad at this rate. Could’ve easily been the opposite and we’d have to endure a Jeff the Killer movie franchise.

  • @kookwater456
    @kookwater456 Před 3 lety +432

    Noah: 'I don't start fights, okay. I only finish them.'
    Elvis: 'And then at the end of the movie, this dude is a douche to him. So he starts a fight.'
    Me, an intellectual: 'Ah, character development.'

    • @DC-YumpyYotemeal_4026
      @DC-YumpyYotemeal_4026 Před 3 lety

      WoooooWWW GrApEEEE

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 Před 2 lety +1

      tbh law of my country would consider other guy starting. Literally we have law which claims that if you got beat because of your provocative behavior, or your insult Judge may decide to not punish causer. I mean it would have to be real provo not "he looked at me funny." Also if you hit somebody who insulted you Judge may decide to not punish him.
      P.S. No, it doesn't work with sexual assault. There is no "provoked sexual assault" in out law, if I run around naked and you rape me we would both be in trouble, no option to pass it.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 Před 2 lety

      @@Petaurista13 Any time I read a comment from you I have to wonder from what backwards country you are. Neither education, women´s rights or human rights seem to have a priority there. What a dreadful place to life.

    • @superninja493
      @superninja493 Před 2 lety +4

      “It evolving, just backwards”

  • @annarchyzone3233
    @annarchyzone3233 Před 3 lety +7073

    Fun fact: This movie originated on wattpad. Explains a whole lot, doesn’t it?

    • @madiluvsyou69
      @madiluvsyou69 Před 3 lety +346

      I ruined 69 likes
      Also yea I saw a story titled ‘the kissing booth’ whilst trying to find my murder mysteries

    • @annarchyzone3233
      @annarchyzone3233 Před 3 lety +26

      Winged Rats Fixed uwu

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie Před 3 lety +14

      yes

    • @madiluvsyou69
      @madiluvsyou69 Před 3 lety +138

      ccobuu | bruh I don’t fucking know ,, I clicked on one story similar to it by accident and it just popped up on my home page, and kept popping up until I read it- now I can’t get those types of stories off my home page,, I’m kinda scared

    • @madiluvsyou69
      @madiluvsyou69 Před 3 lety +4

      Annarchy Art | damn-

  • @savanna7876
    @savanna7876 Před 3 lety +9790

    Be prepared because we’re getting a third one.

  • @brandymcnamee9936
    @brandymcnamee9936 Před 3 lety +643

    Alternate title: _COVID19: Origins._

  • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
    @finalfroggitapproaches6418 Před 3 lety +353

    I love how there are literally no decent men in these movies.
    Noah: Prominent anger issues and lacks common sense. Gatekeeps Elle’s love life like a dick.
    Lee: Creates a weird and toxic list of friend rules that Elle has to follow or else she’s the worst friend in the world guilt trip guilt trip guilt trip guilt tr-
    Warren: Sexually harasses Elle
    Principle: Punishes Elle for being sexually harassed (though I’ll give him a pass because that’s the most realistic part of the movie.)
    Butt-grabber guy: Grabs Elle’s butt just because her skirt is a little shorter than usual.

    • @Khan_Vail.
      @Khan_Vail. Před 3 lety +29

      He didn't punish her for being sexually harassed, her skirt was too small, it was innapropriate for school. Wdym that was realistic?

    • @DC-YumpyYotemeal_4026
      @DC-YumpyYotemeal_4026 Před 3 lety +13

      This analysis helps me organize my speech against my gf on why this movie is possibly the worst movie in history. Thank you

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 Před 3 lety +2

      @@saltyspoon2425 yeah but they try to make him like the bad dude

    • @cr4zypeopl3
      @cr4zypeopl3 Před 9 měsíci

      I think the principal punished her because she violated the dress code

    • @shyfoxfeatherhere6446
      @shyfoxfeatherhere6446 Před 6 měsíci +2

      yeah but Ella is also terrible with the guilt tipping and blaming others for her wrongs. she sees Noah is violent but still dates him after she learns what he's been up to? and she calls him selfish for not wanting to kiss strangers. she and lee made a list of rules which only he has to follow according to her. She calls lee controlling over her love life when Noah would willing hospitalize anyone who dares like her who she wants to date. Everybody sucks in this movie over all.

  • @Jack_Arbor
    @Jack_Arbor Před 3 lety +2841

    So, is this movie actively sexualizing a “teenage girl”

  • @xanderberkelmans8053
    @xanderberkelmans8053 Před 3 lety +2109

    Noah: NO GUYS FLIRTING WITH ELLE!
    Lesbians: It’s Free Real Estate

  • @fr0stdr4ke95
    @fr0stdr4ke95 Před 3 lety +294

    Friendly reminder to anyone who doesn't know. This movie was originally a fanfic on Wattpad. Made by a 15 y/o girl. So if you wanted to know why it was bad. Here you go.

  • @ehyzen
    @ehyzen Před 3 lety +471

    The Noah actor is actually really decent with his role in Euphoria. I'd be ashamed of Kissing Booth if I were him

    • @problemistas
      @problemistas Před 3 lety +46

      agree. for someone who can portray nate and hit it out of the park, this seems a bit....yeah what u said. embarassing.

    • @amarasalsabila5369
      @amarasalsabila5369 Před 3 lety +33

      I watched euphoria before the kissing booth and I was shocked when I saw him like dude you're better than a plain stereotypical jocks on a cheesy romcom

    • @biancafelixdesouza9957
      @biancafelixdesouza9957 Před 3 lety

      And he is hahahahha

    • @ssharkbait
      @ssharkbait Před 3 lety +6

      I feel like that role was a stretch for him. Like he did it but it was difficult for him. Cause all of his other work is basically like The Kissing Booth or worse.

    • @kingofnoobs9728
      @kingofnoobs9728 Před 3 lety +12

      Uhhh...
      Which Euphoria are we exactly talking about?

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Před 3 lety +2066

    Easily the most cringe inducing lines ever written:
    "No boobs are worth a broken nose."
    My boobs are FANTASTIC! In fact, some might even say breathtaking".
    Like... Who ACTUALLY talks like this in real life?! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @huanschman2910
      @huanschman2910 Před 3 lety +16

      Show me 😂

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 Před 3 lety +167

      I actually understood 'breast-taking', as in a pun, and I thought that to be the pinnacle of the film.

    • @alextankersley5838
      @alextankersley5838 Před 3 lety +50

      Clearly you've never met me, and my syper quirky behaviour

    • @dea7860
      @dea7860 Před 3 lety +100

      What you just described are the lines said at the start of a very bad and low-budget porno

    • @BeanOnTheFlipside
      @BeanOnTheFlipside Před 3 lety +2

      You apparently

  • @justkillmeallready4993
    @justkillmeallready4993 Před 3 lety +1374

    Netflix keeps on pushing these movies into everyone’s recommended

    • @serduk8293
      @serduk8293 Před 3 lety +2

      Ah widz zeba

    • @chey7TH
      @chey7TH Před 3 lety +7

      But yet they won't buy the next season of the OA.. ;/

    • @AL-lz6px
      @AL-lz6px Před 3 lety +10

      Glad my recommendations are full of anime.

    • @ryanishahenderson4416
      @ryanishahenderson4416 Před 3 lety +2

      Anathematica the oa is a masterpiece and it pisses me off that it’s not getting the respect it deserves

    • @armaniwhite7067
      @armaniwhite7067 Před 3 lety +2

      Netflix: "Any attention is good attention"

  • @tortellini6087
    @tortellini6087 Před 3 lety +243

    "Not Like Other Girls" would be a better title and makes more sense than the Kissing Booth

    • @awaytosleep5762
      @awaytosleep5762 Před 3 lety +5

      Alternative title for the Mulan 2020 remake

    • @shanesunil
      @shanesunil Před rokem

      "Not Like Other Girls" sounds like a title for a parody of such type of movies.

  • @torielah
    @torielah Před 3 lety +80

    They had to kill her mother so that we could sympathize with the main character, because she is so not a good character. (s2 sorry for the bad english s2)

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 Před 3 lety +1

      No problem dude

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 Před 2 lety +6

      Elle’s mother is the best character because she had the good sense to die at the very beginning so she didn’t have to be in the rest of this awful movie.

  • @persephonegoldenrod60
    @persephonegoldenrod60 Před 3 lety +974

    Noah is the guy that tells the whole school you have herpes, just so no one else can have you.

    • @miss_chelles1338
      @miss_chelles1338 Před 3 lety +4

      Lmbo

    • @chezwickcheese139
      @chezwickcheese139 Před 3 lety +5

      Holy shit hahaha

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 Před 2 lety +8

      Actually informing whole school if you have herpes would be cool idea in "Kissing Booth" It's kind of like mild-HIV for mild-glory hole.

    • @flaviomonteiro1414
      @flaviomonteiro1414 Před 2 lety +5

      I don't mean to be rude... But this comment sound a little bit too specific and personal...

    • @Nuck-Fo0bZz
      @Nuck-Fo0bZz Před měsícem

      Something like this would literally never cross my mind. Jesus

  • @Radikai968
    @Radikai968 Před 3 lety +773

    This movie is just someone's fanfiction that just so happen to have a budget.

    • @Radikai968
      @Radikai968 Před 3 lety +45

      @@havin_a_funky_time488 I was originally joking, but now I'm disappointed😔

    • @thenumber102k
      @thenumber102k Před 3 lety +4

      This movie is basically live action hentai, its very dumb

    • @danialkheradvar3800
      @danialkheradvar3800 Před 3 lety +15

      @@thenumber102k hey some hentai are miles better than this hot garbage.

    • @matxalenc8410
      @matxalenc8410 Před 3 lety +17

      @@havin_a_funky_time488 Maybe I need to start putting my fanfiction on Wattpad. I'm trying to pay for college.

    • @wrathofthelamb318
      @wrathofthelamb318 Před 3 lety +4

      Hoenstly lots of fanfiction is very well made.
      Its just the shit shows like this that gets attention.

  • @Killermudkip1
    @Killermudkip1 Před 3 lety +29

    The sad thing is that Joey King is actually a really good actress. She was perfect in the act. But she does so many bad movies like this that don’t allow her to showcase her talent.

  • @erinw.9256
    @erinw.9256 Před 3 lety +354

    The Noah guy doesn't even look cute. How is he the hot guy in the movie? He's literally a generic white guy who plays football and isn't nice.

    • @londalesheil
      @londalesheil Před 3 lety +71

      Exactly , He looks like a roblox default skin

    • @creativeguy1martinez693
      @creativeguy1martinez693 Před 3 lety +16

      @@londalesheil roblox default skin?! 😂😂😂😀😀

    • @bellabana
      @bellabana Před 3 lety +14

      Erin W. Watch him in Euphoria on HBO and you’ll change your mind about his looks and acting ability, though his character isn’t nice in it either.

    • @romaryovictor3585
      @romaryovictor3585 Před 3 lety +4

      Yes he’s completely ugly in the second movie

    • @badomens8465
      @badomens8465 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol true

  • @vidrocorderosa
    @vidrocorderosa Před 3 lety +882

    netflix original movies are a big insult to ACTUAL romance movies, with character development along the movie, and they don't have unnecessary sequels to make more money

    • @minecrafts7453
      @minecrafts7453 Před 3 lety +28

      Unfortunately they are making a third one😩

    • @ch.cherry7956
      @ch.cherry7956 Před 3 lety +25

      it's not a Netflix original. it's a Wattpad book xD. now everything is clear why it's so bad (there are nice books on Wattpad but for some reason only the bad popular ones are published)

    • @ch.cherry7956
      @ch.cherry7956 Před 3 lety +1

      @Jeff Bridger oooohhh. thanks for clarifying ^^

    • @ch.cherry7956
      @ch.cherry7956 Před 3 lety +2

      @Jeff Bridger thank you ^^. He is my baby boy Niko

    • @ishanafondekar6334
      @ishanafondekar6334 Před 3 lety +4

      i genuinely thought all contemporary romance was like this before i got into webtoons and i saw nope, wattpad knows nothing about romance. netflix should make an animated series based on webtoon stuff.

  • @sophierosh9270
    @sophierosh9270 Před 3 lety +614

    Nobody:
    Elle in 90% of the movie: 👁👄👁

  • @deserted-sophie
    @deserted-sophie Před 3 lety +38

    Noah is terrifying! He’s so large and obviously controlling, it’s scary. Elle comes up to like under his pecs and it’s just really odd. If this dude tried to control me and hit on me - I’d honestly be so scared he’d hurt me. Terrifying man I swear.

  • @ganonisking6609
    @ganonisking6609 Před 3 lety +58

    90% of the “cool guys” in high school movies play football the other 10% is basket ball and occasionally baseball

    • @AdaTheWatcher
      @AdaTheWatcher Před 2 lety +2

      And then adulthood comes and they realize all thier popularity in high school is useless and they have no real talents

  • @dundundundun338
    @dundundundun338 Před 3 lety +2689

    The worst part is the effect it has on young girls of our generation who would think that these toxic relationships are okay as long as the guy is hot and rich. I myself went through this phase at one point, but ended up maturing and realizing that this is wrong. Sadly, the next batch of young teens are going to go through the same mindset and some may never even change and accept this sort of atrocious behaviour. And the cycle would go on.

    • @OltskuMP
      @OltskuMP Před 3 lety +55

      So you think some girls are going to date some weirdos who they hate just because they saw that happen in a stupid movie? Dude the movie sucks but this is just stupid. Yea and Gta makes me think that murder is ok. Absolutely no one takes their life advice from bad Netflix movies or other entertainment. People can think for themselves and use their own fucking brain.

    • @tomfu430
      @tomfu430 Před 3 lety +44

      Thank you for this comment, this has been the only good response to this video I've seen so far.

    • @Mr.Funnyguy194
      @Mr.Funnyguy194 Před 3 lety +120

      @@OltskuMP you would think that

    • @iizou1738
      @iizou1738 Před 3 lety +205

      @@OltskuMP GTA isn't a good comparison because it doesn't present murder as something sexy or romantic. (like I get that it's meant to be fun, but in the end you're still being chased down by cops for every crime you commit.) the Kissing Booth presents Noah as a sexy forbidden love, when really he's a teenager with anger management problems and a controlling streak. young girls romanticizing toxic behavior isn't uncommon at all. I went through the same phase when I was 10-12 before I learned to separate fiction from reality, but not everyone fully gets there in time.
      not everyone takes life advice from movies as simply as "oh I should SEEK OUT guys who act exactly like Noah," either. I think that the more often that they're shown that it's "normal" by movies like the Kissing Booth, the more likely young girls are to accept certain toxic behavior from potential partners. when I say young girls, I mean like 10-14, prime creeping age for older men- bc they're just starting to come into & learn about their sexuality and don't know about relationships yet. a lot of what they learn is from media, which is why the Kissing Booth could be a dangerous influence. I think it's more subconscious if that makes sense? KennieJD's videos on the Kissing Booth & Twilight explain this really well if you're curious, bc Twilight had young girls and even adult women (see 50 shades of gray) fooled for YEARS. Idrk whether the Kissing Booth is having a similar effect as Twilight or if kids are ripping on it as much as we are, but it's still not good material to have targeted at a very vulnerable audience.
      edited for clarity

    • @OltskuMP
      @OltskuMP Před 3 lety +11

      @@iizou1738 I know gta isn't a good comparison. There are better ones out there. I'm just tired and can't think of any rn. I think if you are dumb enough to not separate fiction from reality then you shouldn't watch Netflix at all (other than maybe the children's version :D). Also I don't think this is a kids movie anyway so being young isn't an excuse either.

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 Před 3 lety +1271

    Tbh, any movie with the word "kiss" in the title is always bad.

    • @unknownflickz1289
      @unknownflickz1289 Před 3 lety +34

      Well theres a film called butterfly kisses thats apprently good...

    • @rickyroo6421
      @rickyroo6421 Před 3 lety +126

      Negative sir, "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" is awesome.

    • @DDChorror
      @DDChorror Před 3 lety +6

      @@unknownflickz1289 its aight..

    • @staceyann1180
      @staceyann1180 Před 3 lety +12

      French Kiss with racist-"French" Kevin Kline is.... Well... Maybe not GOOD. But it's better than this!
      (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is amazing though!)

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes Před 3 lety +49

      There's a Jet Li movie called Kiss of the Dragon which is awesome.

  • @thorcorp1840
    @thorcorp1840 Před 3 lety +31

    The way they introduce Noah is so surreal. They do it in a way like Elle has never met him before, but if Lee is her BFF surely she wouldve already of met Noah at some point

  • @xxkid552kyle
    @xxkid552kyle Před 3 lety +137

    I cannot stress enough: when you said Frodo met sam when he was three, there could be no possible way. Frodo left the shire when he was 50 and Sam only being 39 would’ve never known Frodo when he was three year’s old

  • @Sammy-wb6fl
    @Sammy-wb6fl Před 3 lety +1026

    The worst part about this movie is there’s a second

    • @gkoorspronklike6382
      @gkoorspronklike6382 Před 3 lety +64

      and soon a third

    • @m1dnight426
      @m1dnight426 Před 3 lety +42

      I think the worst part about it is its existence

    • @LyricsFred
      @LyricsFred Před 3 lety +4

      @@gkoorspronklike6382 when did the first came out? If they are pumping out sequels like they are episodes on a TV show that says a lot about the quality of the movie lmao

    • @briannamachcinski4553
      @briannamachcinski4553 Před 3 lety +2

      And thrid

    • @M1istaken
      @M1istaken Před 3 lety +1

      I̵̛̺͇̫͒̓̆͊̿̋͊̀̈́͊̾͊̆͆͐̈́̑̅͛̂̊̚͝’̷̮̱̠̹͍̭̙̖̻͔̥̠̦̹͓͖̣̞̟̼̦̯͇̫̤̫͂͑̽̉̾̎̽̚͘m̶̧̧̮̫͚̫͇̺̘̥̫͈̱̖̖̭̼̟̻̖̪̥̜̮̣̫̏̍̉̉̃̾́̓̔͆̆̈́͂̾͂̽̎̈́͑͘͘͘͠͝͝ͅ ̶̛̩̬̺̱̼͍̜̫̘̹̋̇͒͒͌̃̆̈́͘̕͝͝͝j̷̡̧̛̣̠͕̱̼͍̭͓̰̹̬͚̟̟̳̤͓̆͝ų̵̰̣̠̣̟̼̣̦͎̱̰̮͔̦̤̟̾̓͊̿͂͗̾̋͑͐͒̈́ͅs̸͕̰̠͓̩̲͔̩̯̣̔͛̃̒̈́̓̿͜t̴̡̢̨̧͚̞͖̟̫̪̹̩̫͍̭̣̟͊̈́̒͆͌́͋͐̓̎̐̾͑̕̕͝ ̸̗̜̗͎̪̯̠͕̫͕̐̂̈́̈́͋͜v̷̗͒̑͋̓̉̄̔͋̽̈̄̂̾̑̕͘̚͘͜į̴̟̝̺̘͖͋̊̑̈́͂̆̽̃̍͌̉̅̎͠b̶̡̢̛̞͔̤̻̳̬̎̿͌͋ͅͅi̷̟͙̱̬̎̆̅̈́̀̈͋̇̎̋͊̕͝ͅn̴̡̡̟̼̲̲͙̦̭͈͖̻̩͇͙̒̌̽́̓͑̊̽͗̈́̓̋̈́̌̾̇͌͛͋́̕͜͝͝ͅ ̵̧̛͓͈̗̠͕͖̹̮̬̮͕̼̺̫̺̙̭̝͍̠͕̫̼͉̣́̈́̇͌̇͛̀͋̚͝͝ͅi̵̡̘͈̗̯͎̺͖̘̝̼͔̮̭͛̿̂̀̋͊̃̆͜ņ̵̛̗̗͔̞͖̥͓̖̆̒̀̉́̇̂̈͆̎͊͌͂̽̈̒̇͌̚ͅ ̸̧̙̖̥̰̞̠̝̇̀̇͛̔̚͝t̷͓͕̠̜̱̥̪̣̿͛̿̃̅̏͋̈́͌̇̋̊́̈́̾̚͘͜͜͝͝h̷̡̡̨̡̛̟̘͓̤̖͕̪͎̫̥̦͎͕̪̙̗͌̌͊̀́̎̋̾̈́̇͊͌̈́̆͛̓̍̀̓͋͘͘̕͘̕e̷̩̱͑̌̓̈́̊͂̇́̄̿̈́̈͋̔͛̎́͘ ̶̡̜̹͉͚̗̰͈͍͚͕͎̲͔͎̣͙͉̱͈̪͖̤͉̦͌̏͜͝ṙ̷͉̖̞̜̤̹͈̟̱̲̜͇̹̜͓̳̪̮̠͍̯̺̀̿̎̀̈́̍̾̚ͅi̵̧̻̪͇̹̗͇̫͎̭͉̠̮͕̲̲͛̐̀͑̀̀̉̽͊̈́͒̿̐̓̈́̇̕͠͠͝t̵̨̗͈̬̠̼͇̝̳̘̺̼̙͍͍̭̝͍̮͎̣͚̦͓̟̫͂͛̇̋̌̒̈́̄̿̋̒̅̂̓̾̏̄̓̾̀̌͒͐͆̐́̃̂͘͜͜͜͝z̸̛̛̜̗̿̾̄̆̓͐̅͋̐͑́̍̏̋̋̅̃̉͆͝ ̶̢̛̬̣̍̊c̴̨͍̯͍̲͎̲̖̘̦͔͔̥̗͔͍͋͂̉́̆̀̽̇̿̀͌̄̈́͗̒̌̓̓͠͠͝ȃ̷̱̘̻̖̙͖̹̘͉͙̉̐́̎͘r̶̡̹̥̟͇͚̥̠̻̦̳̖͙̮̬͓̘̞̜̘̈́̏̅͜͜͝ͅͅ

  • @manabluerose
    @manabluerose Před 3 lety +4335

    Elle getting in trouble for being sexually assaulted at school is the only realistic thing about this movie.

    • @heyeos666
      @heyeos666 Před 3 lety +325

      @@andreazuzic8989 sooo based on what Mika Rose said and followed by your comment...being sexually assaulted is punishment for wearing a really short skirt?

    • @RPK989
      @RPK989 Před 3 lety +404

      @@heyeos666 Have them tell me I'm wrong, but I think they meant "Punished by the school for not wearing the appropriate uniforms" not the sexual assault.
      To be fair, that guy should had get suspension at the very least

    • @thetoaster765
      @thetoaster765 Před 3 lety +236

      She didn't get in trouble for being sexually assaulted. She got in trouble for violating the dress code

    • @faithharvey4070
      @faithharvey4070 Před 3 lety +74

      It was actually for violating the dress code

    • @ziggybluwaters5060
      @ziggybluwaters5060 Před 3 lety +91

      Happens to me . Punched a guy for grabbing my ass and split his lip And I got punished and he didn’t because I “didn’t report it”

  • @WarrenValion
    @WarrenValion Před 3 lety +15

    "How can you have the name Warren, and not be a weirdo?"
    That hurts bro.

  • @sharpasacueball
    @sharpasacueball Před 3 lety +121

    To this day, I cannot figure out if Elle is attractive or not

  • @Aswero21
    @Aswero21 Před 3 lety +1642

    Only a “14 year old girl that unironically follows horoscopes and wants a 6 foot buff guy who is rich and handsome as a boyfriend ” watches and likes this movie

    • @liswatching3241
      @liswatching3241 Před 3 lety +29

      Screw horoscopes:
      Which is the “S” number
      -2
      -5
      -6

    • @z01llo60
      @z01llo60 Před 3 lety +60

      As a 14 year old girl I can confidentiality say, no thanks.

    • @musicheartsrandoms4326
      @musicheartsrandoms4326 Před 3 lety +26

      As a 14 Year old girl, it was realny difficult For me to watch

    • @Aswero21
      @Aswero21 Před 3 lety +11

      DIO Over heaven oh fuck dio is here

    • @moogleydoot
      @moogleydoot Před 3 lety +19

      my dad and 24 year old sister love these kinds of movies fml

  • @C-Money_Tiers
    @C-Money_Tiers Před 3 lety +314

    Actors age:21
    characters age:14
    Acts like there 11
    Me:seems legit

  • @taydrabrookshire347
    @taydrabrookshire347 Před 3 lety +46

    The only reasonable way to watch this movie and it’s sequel is through reviews. That way, you know not to watch them by themselves.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 Před 3 lety

      I don't subscribe to Netflix but know all about Riverdale and the Noah Centineo filmography just by watching channels like this. I like Alex Meyers especially.

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl Před 3 lety

      In the sequel Noah is better like he isn't violent.
      And Elle is still annoying. She got into Harvard, like how?

  • @dogboss4269
    @dogboss4269 Před 3 lety +37

    Is nobody gonna talk about how one of the OMG girls asked for the guys number by asking for his “numerals”?
    Yea here is a bunch of V’s and I’s do what you want

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 Před 3 lety

      0 through 9 are numerals.
      They're called Arabic numerals.

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 Před 3 lety

      @@NJGuy1973 they might meant Roman numerals

  • @JH-eg8yk
    @JH-eg8yk Před 3 lety +364

    The reason it’s in the top 10 is because it’s a car crash. A generic Wattpad car crash with no redeeming qualities. And just like a car crash, we can’t look away.

    • @jyotektosgaimur
      @jyotektosgaimur Před 3 lety +1

      I don't think the top 10s in Netflix actually mean anything. I remember the other day I saw JL (2017) as number one in UK and Hellboy (2019) as number 2.

    • @chikipichi5280
      @chikipichi5280 Před 3 lety +1

      I can look away

    • @cranberryscrum8450
      @cranberryscrum8450 Před 3 lety

      I think that's what we should call these kinds of movies "cat crashes"

  • @haricotus1117
    @haricotus1117 Před 3 lety +1769

    The whole time, I was staring at Noah’s neck. His neck is thicker than Nikki Minaj’s thighs. (I’m sorry just wanted to point it out)

    • @okpaekhama9543
      @okpaekhama9543 Před 3 lety +39

      Magic Potato the accuracy...

    • @a.monach7602
      @a.monach7602 Před 3 lety +88

      Fuck, you made me notice it

    • @p.art4705
      @p.art4705 Před 3 lety +48

      Once I saw a comment where the person said he looks like a pigeon. That was extremely accurate.

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 Před 3 lety +6

      oh nooo people like different things! What a dumb point of criticism lmao

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Před 3 lety +1

      Not everyone has the same taste 👁👄👁

  • @justintricate3258
    @justintricate3258 Před 3 lety +40

    I'll be setting up a mercy kill booth soon.

    • @mattgoodrich9016
      @mattgoodrich9016 Před 3 lety +3

      How much is it asking for a friend

    • @justintricate3258
      @justintricate3258 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mattgoodrich9016 Oh yes, it'll be free! All we ask is for any donations one will no longer need once they escape into the light.

    • @jeyzoh30
      @jeyzoh30 Před 3 lety

      Pog

  • @bubblezxallxaroundx
    @bubblezxallxaroundx Před 2 lety +12

    "the high schoolers' version of a gloryhole" actually made me laugh out loud it was so sudden im dead

  • @Pinkbreloom
    @Pinkbreloom Před 3 lety +2107

    why is elle's actor in all the bad movies? (slender man, quarantine, this movie and maybe more)

    • @tinyfrog881
      @tinyfrog881 Před 3 lety +277

      She is amazing in The Act though

    • @veylt6982
      @veylt6982 Před 3 lety +5

      Wish open was an okay movie for me

    • @thomaslamson299
      @thomaslamson299 Před 3 lety +73

      She's the female Tommy Wiseau.
      How did you expect these movies got so much budget? She extorts to get it in exchange for her (lousey) talent.

    • @HorrorLover
      @HorrorLover Před 3 lety +38

      Idk, because she is an amazing actress in the act

    • @cannedgoodness9633
      @cannedgoodness9633 Před 3 lety +152

      Oh you mean Joey King? I think she's actually a decent actress but she just has either an awful agent or the inability to say no to a script

  • @booz6138
    @booz6138 Před 3 lety +437

    These 2 movies proves that Lee was lowkey a bad friend

    • @tardybloomer
      @tardybloomer Před 3 lety +41

      he's worse in the second one

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 Před 3 lety +49

      Elle isn't completely innocent either

    • @Re-Todd_Howard
      @Re-Todd_Howard Před 3 lety +9

      ivanthebum 20 aren’t Lee and Noah brothers? Idk if Elvis mentioned that. I don’t think anybody wants their crush dating their sibling. What if they get married? You would have to stomach it for the rest of your life and pretend that you’re happy for them.

    • @feliciarotaru8798
      @feliciarotaru8798 Před 3 lety +46

      @@Re-Todd_Howard But Lee doesn't have a crush on Elle, he's just her best friend

    • @kingmuizz708
      @kingmuizz708 Před 3 lety +31

      She's pretty sucky herself tbf

  • @erifaerie364
    @erifaerie364 Před 3 lety +13

    "I first met Sam when I was 3 years old. We found out that second breakfast was our favorite meal!" Lmao! 😂

  • @ivoarmstrong9894
    @ivoarmstrong9894 Před 3 lety +58

    Elle:So my mom was sick...
    Elvis:NOBODY CARES

  • @ottovonjizzmark9864
    @ottovonjizzmark9864 Před 3 lety +535

    I really enjoyed Nicholas Cage's perspective, I think he provides a nuanced and unbiased take on film.

  • @fugo3707
    @fugo3707 Před 3 lety +322

    Started a kissing booth and got arrested. Suing netflix for lieing to me smh

    • @yeetmyself9246
      @yeetmyself9246 Před 3 lety +4

      YOU WHAT?!

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 Před 3 lety +2

      Lying*

    • @lit-eral5953
      @lit-eral5953 Před 3 lety +13

      Same dude, I was just trying to raise money for my local school! My court date is Aug 21st... #FirstWorldProblems

    • @rexaclyde2235
      @rexaclyde2235 Před 3 lety +3

      you know last i checked fugo wasn't in one piece

    • @fugo3707
      @fugo3707 Před 3 lety +6

      @@rexaclyde2235 last time I checked its a name not a fact box

  • @rhinelorney8375
    @rhinelorney8375 Před 3 lety +33

    This movie made me cringe that I can't even finish it.

  • @kimballmatusek6029
    @kimballmatusek6029 Před 3 lety +67

    Noah is basically one of the non-murderous yanderes, that still is violent

  • @elijahdoesstuff4600
    @elijahdoesstuff4600 Před 3 lety +856

    I have legitimate concerns for anyone who would unironically watch this.

    • @boulder_puncher
      @boulder_puncher Před 3 lety +42

      Literally every girl in my school loves this movie, and I don’t know why lol

    • @fr0stdr4ke95
      @fr0stdr4ke95 Před 3 lety +73

      @@boulder_puncher If they are 15 y/o girls who like fanfiction. Then they have something in common with the script writer. So unfortunately, this movie is great for a lot of people.

    • @afton1247
      @afton1247 Před 3 lety +30

      My previous roommates ate this kind of shit up. I can’t tell you how many garbage Netflix original romcoms I had to suffer through while living with them. We’re in our 20’s

    • @chubbyfug4601
      @chubbyfug4601 Před 3 lety +9

      Can we have a moment of silence in the reply’s

    • @David-hi8og
      @David-hi8og Před 3 lety +5

      I came across this movie 2 day’s ago. Yeah it sucks

  • @rox1331
    @rox1331 Před 3 lety +521

    This movie accurately portrays the way I thought my teen years would be when I was 11.

    • @vexedemperor5588
      @vexedemperor5588 Před 3 lety +3

      So you’re 11

    • @caitlingill
      @caitlingill Před 4 měsíci

      @@vexedemperor5588no because the person said thought so some teen years must have happened

  • @globalgabby_plorytomoon498
    @globalgabby_plorytomoon498 Před 3 lety +18

    My friend literally won’t shut up about how good this movie was and wants me to watch it...
    No

  • @avalonlight
    @avalonlight Před 3 lety +8

    I’m so glad you finally pointed it out, because I was always so confused and frustrated by the fact that she just fucking went on a DATE with that guy after he assaulted her just cuz he accepted a stupid dare like what??!??

  • @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald

    Dude “top 10, popular, and trending” all mean the same thing. “Paid promotion”

    • @duckmcbucket
      @duckmcbucket Před 3 lety +49

      I think we all know that. It’s sad that actual quality content gets stuffed into the bin in favor for corporate pandering white noise trash.

    • @torbenjonker
      @torbenjonker Před 3 lety +11

      @@duckmcbucket
      Never seen a better description than: "White Noise Trash" for Corporate Spam

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 Před 3 lety +7

      To my knowledge, the exception is any show/movie that isn't a Netflix original

    • @realxjosh8298
      @realxjosh8298 Před 3 lety

      @@samt3412 ???

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 Před 3 lety

      @@realxjosh8298 my point was that any show that isn't made by Netflix that's on there isn't usually paid promotion

  • @contagion9861
    @contagion9861 Před 3 lety +473

    Bruh a Kissing Booth is like a tutorial: How to get Herpes.

  • @mangotango8115
    @mangotango8115 Před 3 lety +28

    Bruh, this one girl in my class could not stop talking about this movie, glad to see it lived up to the hype.

  • @brandymcnamee9936
    @brandymcnamee9936 Před 3 lety +15

    When did _Lele Pons_ start writing/directing/producing _Hallmark Movies?_

  • @tordfelixyz
    @tordfelixyz Před 3 lety +568

    This movie is just a badly written fanfic.

  • @themilkman9405
    @themilkman9405 Před 3 lety +274

    "Noah punches him"
    *Noah proceeds to full on bodyslam the kid into the ground

  • @kianabrash
    @kianabrash Před 3 lety +5

    I just had another major surgery and I've been kind of down. Elvis always puts a smile on my face. His voice, high pitched giggle, and Nick Cage have me laughing and stretching my sutures. Worth it.❤

  • @courtv5649
    @courtv5649 Před 3 lety +8

    cant believe this school had enough of a budget for their art department to let those kids waste all that paint

  • @OwlBard
    @OwlBard Před 3 lety +210

    Let's be honest, the childhood of Frodo would have been WAY more interesting.

    • @PileOfStones
      @PileOfStones Před 3 lety +19

      Given he's 50 in Fellowship that's a trilogy in itself.

  • @Thighgod
    @Thighgod Před 3 lety +246

    This is like a middle schoolers outlandish fantasy of how how highschool romance should be

    • @moonstone6133
      @moonstone6133 Před 3 lety +10

      As a previous middle schooler I can confirm it IS true (or maybe it was just my school idk)

    • @_b0nk_b01nk_
      @_b0nk_b01nk_ Před 3 lety +9

      well i mean this was written by a 15 year old on wattpad before being turned into a movie
      (i know 15 year olds are usually in high school but like usually they would be freshman so-)

    • @fabrizziojuarez1701
      @fabrizziojuarez1701 Před 3 lety

      @Cerberus pog

    • @fatalbert2055
      @fatalbert2055 Před 3 lety

      Everyone over the age of 15 is a “previous middle schooler”

    • @fabrizziojuarez1701
      @fabrizziojuarez1701 Před 3 lety

      @@fatalbert2055 beans

  • @CEAsfg
    @CEAsfg Před rokem +3

    I really feel uncomfortable with the casting for some reason, because Elle looks 15, Noah looks 25, Lee looks 15, and his girlfriend Rachel looks 40. Seems like they asked the people from Grease how to cast adults as children 😂

  • @Leonspookiedooks
    @Leonspookiedooks Před rokem +3

    Her dating Noah felt so creepy to me cause he looks and acts so much older than her, like i know she’s supposed to be 17 in this one but she feels like a freshman

    • @Leonspookiedooks
      @Leonspookiedooks Před rokem +3

      The way she acts, her weird “ladybum” sayings, it all read like some 8 year old trapped in a 15 year olds body. Then Noah acts like guy that should be paying his mortgage and providing for his family, their maturity difference makes me so uncomfortable. What about Elle reads as a mature person you can settle down with? Nothing, because she acts like a little kid.

  • @TrustKrusher
    @TrustKrusher Před 3 lety +560

    How are the people making these movies so detached from reality? No one talks the way the “OMG girls” do, no one passes notes, no one makes a codified list of 20 rules with their friends, and no high schooler’s parents let them drive a motorcycle

    • @lpsloveandgame6046
      @lpsloveandgame6046 Před 3 lety +25

      Jacob Christensen It’s almost like....it’s fiction *gasp*

    • @seanisgone5413
      @seanisgone5413 Před 3 lety +86

      @@lpsloveandgame6046 a really bad written one. Surprise!

    • @_b0nk_b01nk_
      @_b0nk_b01nk_ Před 3 lety +34

      well it WAS originally written by a 15 year old on wattpad before being made into a movie...

    • @OFNCREATIVE
      @OFNCREATIVE Před 3 lety +3

      fun fact. I DID ALL OF THESE THINGS TO PROVE YOU WRONG. hehe.
      nobody loves me anymore.

    • @OFNCREATIVE
      @OFNCREATIVE Před 3 lety +4

      @Voya you are too kind young one.

  • @tasha385
    @tasha385 Před 3 lety +664

    can we talk about how completely unfair the “siblings are off limits” rule is? if that rule wasn’t just for elle to not date flynn, then lee must’ve REALLY liked elle’s little brother...

    • @eekembookum
      @eekembookum Před 3 lety +28

      This whole comment makes no sense

    • @folbykleetwood7462
      @folbykleetwood7462 Před 3 lety +3

      @@eekembookum why

    • @cateering
      @cateering Před 3 lety +14

      thank God it was just because Lee is a jealous douche lol.

    • @caitlynkaufholz4015
      @caitlynkaufholz4015 Před 3 lety +2

      Kriss is bored yeah, and not to legit protect her.

    • @hiddenleafdrip3869
      @hiddenleafdrip3869 Před 3 lety +29

      That was the point. IIRC Lee was pissed that Noah always "took all of his favorite things from him" or whatever that trope is, so Lee had that rule in place so he could one up Noah in a sense. It was just petty bullshit between him and his brother.

  • @justyourfriendlypebble8943

    6:34 not joking that somewhat happened to one of my friends and the girl ended up getting into a relationship with him it didn't last super long but still dumbfounded me how that even happened .

  • @loismbachu6900
    @loismbachu6900 Před 3 lety +34

    This movie should've been named "teens who don't know a thing about mono and oral herpes"

  • @MaBooBas556
    @MaBooBas556 Před 3 lety +239

    This is kind of like that one
    South Park episode where butters becomes a pimp

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun Před 3 lety +283

    I still can't believe people watch that on Netflix

  • @ursulap.6722
    @ursulap.6722 Před 3 lety +5

    I have to be honest -- I was expecting her to fall in love with her best friend. Having her fall in love with the jock and STAY in love with the jock is like, the one cliche that the movie DIDN'T do.

  • @bigfanofjeffgoldblum2047
    @bigfanofjeffgoldblum2047 Před 3 lety +12

    So this movie is basically 365 days, if it was directed by Lele Pons

  • @franciscolaurean8550
    @franciscolaurean8550 Před 3 lety +316

    Elvis dont forget the line up on the kissing both is all underage kids (30 year old actors)

  • @galacticcactus5530
    @galacticcactus5530 Před 3 lety +315

    I feel bad, this actress literally keeps getting flop after flop....Almost like her agent is intentionally screwing witch her...I hope someday she can get her career off the ground

    • @breeeezzyyyy
      @breeeezzyyyy Před 3 lety +86

      I have to admit she was pretty good in The Act, you can watch it all on Hulu. It's based on the true case of Gypsy Rose Blanchard who was told by her mom that she had all these illnesses and was forced to stay with her mom, its crazy I definitely recommend at least checking it out

    • @rigreat4162
      @rigreat4162 Před 3 lety +30

      @@breeeezzyyyy I agree her performance was amazing in The Act.I hope we can all see more of her acting abilities in the future.

    • @emilygrace5405
      @emilygrace5405 Před 3 lety +8

      she’s about to play an assassin alongs side brad pitt in an upcoming movie, i’m hoping that’ll be good! she deserves better

    • @kingmuizz708
      @kingmuizz708 Před 3 lety +21

      She's pretty cool but her agent Hates her

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 Před 3 lety +4

      I guess bad movies are Joey King's thing

  • @bobatealily
    @bobatealily Před 2 lety +4

    9:09 They left behind their banana peels as if it's Mario Kart

  • @yaro42
    @yaro42 Před 3 lety +13

    I don't know why netflix does some shit like this, and on the other side we have The Irishman, witch was too long, but a decent movie, and then Uncut Gems that was amazing. Netflix is drunk

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 Před 2 lety

      Also Arcane and the Avatar: The Last Airbender...

  • @janet4022
    @janet4022 Před 3 lety +124

    Movie #1:
    Elle: "I can't tell Lee I am dating his brother, it's against the rules"
    Lee: *finds out and is pissed*
    Elle: 👁️👄👁️
    Movie #2:
    Elle: "I can't tell Lee I want to go to different college, that's against the rules!"
    Lee: *finds out and is pissed*
    Elle: 👁️👄👁️
    I mean girl I see a pattern in here and maybe you should think about it

    • @janet4022
      @janet4022 Před 3 lety +7

      @Sam Paget Elle should really work on her communication skills with her "best friend". Like it's nice that you hang out together all the time, but when you should talk about important shit you can't, cuz you don't know how?? Doesn't sound like the best best-friends dynamic

    • @thomaslamson299
      @thomaslamson299 Před 3 lety +1

      @Sam Paget
      Visual response: 👁️👄👁️
      Audio response: DIALUP MODEM NOISES

  • @kawwaii-blackguy7720
    @kawwaii-blackguy7720 Před 3 lety +169

    "She has paint on her so, any sexy factor is pretty much diminished."
    Yes, tell that to belle Delphine

    • @linusklassen7380
      @linusklassen7380 Před 3 lety +17

      Thanks, Thanos

    • @kawwaii-blackguy7720
      @kawwaii-blackguy7720 Před 3 lety +7

      @@linusklassen7380 no problem

    • @kieran6417
      @kieran6417 Před 3 lety +6

      @Luc Germain Bro you have crazy high standards. She's a high 7 at least.

    • @kieran6417
      @kieran6417 Před 3 lety

      @Luc Germain she's my type anyway, got the goth gf vibe. That's fair tho.

    • @jasonc8269
      @jasonc8269 Před 3 lety

      You were right

  • @kellengraham5949
    @kellengraham5949 Před 3 lety +9

    "I don't start fights, I finish them."
    I'm sorry but the only person with that job description is Master Chief, and he isn't in this movie.

  • @quentinmartjno
    @quentinmartjno Před 3 lety +5

    My friend made me watch the kissing booth with her, and it was the first time in my life I had to literally get up and leave halfway through a movie. It was painful to watch

  • @noahhecker6672
    @noahhecker6672 Před 3 lety +105

    I wanna see a jock in a movie where they’re like a pro golfer or a mountain biker or a rock climber. It’s just super uncharacteristic whenever sports are brought up.

    • @Porkchop_Delight
      @Porkchop_Delight Před 3 lety +3

      Ok, I'll try my best

    • @theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528
      @theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528 Před 3 lety +2

      Gonna keep this in mind

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Před 3 lety +6

      Mountain biking or rock climbing will make for an interesting "jock" lol

    • @jjhaya
      @jjhaya Před 3 lety +5

      Rock Climbers are built differently, I mean it's better to climb if they're built like Alex Honnold, golfers and bikers have different shapes too and jock in movies usually looks the same with ABS, I hope movies will try other options but as long as young teens are thirsty I doubt that.

  • @ryf772
    @ryf772 Před 3 lety +146

    All the boys in this movie has the same hairstyle.
    Change my mind.

    • @braindeaddipshit9801
      @braindeaddipshit9801 Před 3 lety

      q

    • @kingmuizz708
      @kingmuizz708 Před 3 lety +1

      Well shit...

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Před 3 lety +3

      All teenage boys in every movie ever have the same hairstyle with the only exception being if they're the main character (most of the time anyway)

    • @mattsepan6274
      @mattsepan6274 Před 3 lety +1

      They should have all had the Funny Valentine haircut

    • @TheNarf11
      @TheNarf11 Před 3 lety

      Slick Grit Productions lmao what? In departed noone had same haircut

  • @donnamitsuki281
    @donnamitsuki281 Před 2 lety +3

    It's funny how she got detention for having such a short skirt when it's implied that's like... The uniform. But this was born in wattpad what else could I expect.

  • @ashtonandjohn
    @ashtonandjohn Před rokem +2

    The “everyone just gets on their knees” part made me laugh so hard lmao

  • @randallthescandall7029
    @randallthescandall7029 Před 3 lety +191

    I’m guessing it’s watchmojo who makes the Netflix “top 10”

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety

      I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest CZcamsr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my channel all the time! Bye bye randy

    • @triggeredbeetle5370
      @triggeredbeetle5370 Před 3 lety +15

      AxxL go away big gay, swiper no swiping

    • @hamidsoltanpour2137
      @hamidsoltanpour2137 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfrikuHUH?
      that's nice.....I guess

    • @triggeredbeetle5370
      @triggeredbeetle5370 Před 3 lety

      Hamid Soltanpour if you saw him in other comments, you would know.
      I recommend saying this to him: go away big gay, swiper no swiping

    • @randallthescandall7029
      @randallthescandall7029 Před 3 lety +1

      AxxL no

  • @Cvnt_blvnt
    @Cvnt_blvnt Před 3 lety +236

    Also that one scene where Noah was like “wElL yOu WeRE aSkInG fOr iT” once again asking why do these movies glorify toxic men and toxic relationships like this
    Idk

    • @GuyParson
      @GuyParson Před 3 lety +26

      Which is even worse because most of these movies were written by women

    • @gavoskaambrose3812
      @gavoskaambrose3812 Před 3 lety +16

      I know right?? Like with 50 Shades of Grey, to name the most infamous, it was almost a trend-setter for the onslaught of awful teen-romance movies all idolising terrible relationships with toxic, selfish and overbearing men.

    • @GuyParson
      @GuyParson Před 3 lety +16

      @@gavoskaambrose3812 if your romance story sounds horrible and disgusting if you make the guy uglier , then its probably a good idea to rewrite it

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 Před 3 lety +2

      Oh when she wore the Skirt that literally showed her butt cheeks or when she was in the men’s locker room with her brother did sexual stuff to get the guys turned on

    • @Cvnt_blvnt
      @Cvnt_blvnt Před 3 lety +8

      @@jborrego2406 honestly they really didn’t need to write that in there it was just an excuse for them to sexualize a teenager wether she was fictional or not and it didn’t move the plot along at all

  • @lemondekids3813
    @lemondekids3813 Před 3 lety +9

    Also noah is a senior in a Junior class

  • @MrWaterlionmonkey
    @MrWaterlionmonkey Před 3 lety +18

    Frodo was 50 years old when lord of the rings started, so him recounting his whole life before the felowship would have taken a while

  • @Y2yuri
    @Y2yuri Před 3 lety +135

    This movie feels like it wants to be 50 shades but doesn't dare to go all the way

  • @kilialexander-mccallum4363
    @kilialexander-mccallum4363 Před 3 lety +77

    I will say, it’s cool that the person who wrote it was just a 15 year old girl on WattPad. Like that’s super cool she got to have her story made into movies. But other than that, these movies are so hard to watch and I can’t believe they have such a huge following.

  • @kielanwade5096
    @kielanwade5096 Před 3 lety +1

    "We found out that second breakfast is our favourite meal!"
    What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon Tea?

  • @Darkrose517
    @Darkrose517 Před 2 lety +5

    It's so fucking sad that Kissing Booth, After, and Fifty Shades were the fanfictions/stories that got turned into books/movies! I've read amazing fanfictions with interesting premises/universes that could easily be turned into an original story with a little tweaking. These toxic garbage piles make all fanfiction and amateur stories look bad.

  • @taitanator1998
    @taitanator1998 Před 3 lety +105

    it's like an adult has a child who reads too many wattpad stories and thought hey, i know what teenagers like

  • @cringelord3342
    @cringelord3342 Před 3 lety +127

    I love how he calls the jock wierd yet he has a nick cage cardboard cutout watching him at all times

    • @kisinja4582
      @kisinja4582 Před 3 lety +23

      you dont?

    • @oofiexist1601
      @oofiexist1601 Před 3 lety +25

      Actually it's very normal in comparison to some creepy jock who keeps other people from trying to make moves on a girl who he's overprotective of but won't admit he likes her

    • @pepperjack641
      @pepperjack641 Před 3 lety +8

      it's more like one's weird and the other is a psycho

    • @Adonisbloodyamore
      @Adonisbloodyamore Před 3 lety

      I would be terrified.

    • @cringelord3342
      @cringelord3342 Před 3 lety +2

      @@oofiexist1601 ya but it talks to him.
      The cardboard cut out
      Talks to him

  • @ButterflyDivide
    @ButterflyDivide Před 3 lety +6

    Elvis The Alien: “I mean she has paint all over her, so I think any sexy factor has been diminished.”
    Bella Delphine: “Allow me to introduce myself.”

  • @opiedopie
    @opiedopie Před 2 lety +2

    Everyone: this movie is so toxic, it romanticizes abusive relationships and is very harmful to young girls.
    Me: why are half the students wearing yellow uniform shirts and the other half wearing white shirts????