Edible Marijuana: The Time I Ate A Weed Cookie and ALMOST DIED!!!
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- čas přidán 29. 08. 2024
- Edibles are not for everyone. I ate a weed cookie one time and almost died. It was one of the most embarrassing, traumatic, yet hilarious events of my life. Here is my story!
#Edibles #FunkyDineva #FunkyBunch
BAY BAY I went to New Orleans last year with my younger cousins. I’m trying to hang with the 21 year olds and I’m 40. When I tell you it hit after we’d walked a mile from our hotel to bourbon street. They had to carry me up out the restaurant because I got so hot I tried to take off my clothes. They stood me up against a light pole. I slid down, vomited all up against a police car and laid there. Our Uber cancelled and we had to walk back to our hotel. Them kids never let me hear the end of that
So today's word of the day is: Acceptance
How can I ‘like’ this comment 5 times? It only allows me to like it once! Girl, this comment took me out! 😂😅
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"I WANT TO KEEP MY SCANDAL LOCALIZED " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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He is the funniest dude EVA!!!! I always know I’m gonna cry laughing. 😂😂😂 love love him!
Unlike Andrew Gillum 😂😂😂😂
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Baybeeeee ain't nothin worse than a damn edible takin you OUT. You gotta get a professionally made one with the gram content, and serving size. At least that's what I've heard because I'm classy like this🧘🏾♀️
the last sentence tho 😂😂😂
The professional made ones still made me have a whole issue lol lol
Q said they wasn't gonna have him out here looking like Andrew Gillum🤣🤣.
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Hahahaha
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This year's been such a mess that I forgot all about him. 😂😂😂
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I had an edible, a whole brownie.... I FaceTimed my sister and told her I took a rocket to space and I couldn’t find my way back and I was about to call the police to help me 😂🤣
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Y’all and to make matters worse I threw up at work the next day and I was the manager on duty. I felt like a crackhead.
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I need to laugh during this dark time we're in.
Right?!?? 😶 If I didn't have Q-I don't know WHAT I would DO! 😂❗Tho I DO wish he'd still cover the Housewives mess. Seems like he dropped them like a hot potato 😞.
Aren't they dark? I just broke down in hysterical tears driving home from work yesterday. Unusual for me. I almost had to pull over. I'm so overwhelmed these days
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Yaaaaaasssssss
I've been having a Queen's Court marathon today.
EDIBLES AINT NO JOKE. “TOOK 5 gummies and said God got it from here” -Wale
Lmaooooo.
Nesscia.Tele 😂 😂
You got that one right!!!!
I had to hold on to the grass not to fall off the earth. I was in another 🌍 you here me!! 🤣🤣🤣
Just 💨
He said managerial fish came with the clipboard 😂😂😂😂😂
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He had a date with the ground.... I'm done.
Mike is a lawyer 💀😂
Baby I have hollered this whole video. Edibles are not to be taken lightly. The gummies hit me while I was walking my dog & had me completely tripping. Out there asking my neighbors who's dog is this 🤦🏽🤦🏽😂😂😂😂
Dayum bae 😂😂😂
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LOL
Ooooo.yu knowyu wrong! I howled laughing
Chile I was at work ate a edible rice treat wit my supervisor and I have dentures all I remember after us laughin@ EVERYTHING I took my dentures out bcuz my mouth got so dry forgot I took them out & went to my afternoon meeting without my teeth 😂😂😂😂🤦
DEADT 😭 😂 where tf yall work at?
OMG I’m hollering!
I gotta leave this restaurant..yall got me cryin😂
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I had edible gummies and when they say Cali stuff ain’t no joke it’s not a joke lol. I pop 4 gummies because I couldn’t feel the first and thought I was going to die. I spent an hour trying to get from my living room to my bedroom which is only 10ft away because I couldn’t figure how to get there while pacing in the back and forth in the kitchen (which is directly across from the bedroom) Never AGAIN 🤦🏽♀️
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I'm dying laughing!!!
This was the best!!!!😂
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I had an edible right before work one day, and I told them I was sick and I had to go home. I saw Jesus's eyes that day.
That edible broke it's foot off in my ass.
Not Jesus's eyes! 😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂------ dead 💀😂😂
I do actually have a story now that I'm finished laughing. .... my dude and I were in the tub chillin', having drinks and what not. Well someone made him some edible rice krispy treats.. well my dumb ass apparently ate too much because I was unable to move. I felt like I was paralyzed and I thought I was about to die in the bathtub like Whitney Houston. I was trying to talk but it was like no words were coming out so Im panicking in my mind but couldn't say shit. Numb and unable to speak in hot water is a scary thing. Well my dude had to literally pick me up out the tub. Dry me off and put me in the bed. I slept til 2 the next day. This all happened at 8:30. Terrible. (hangs head in shame)
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I laughed so hard at this!
Lmaoooooo not “die like Whitney” 😭😭😭
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Why I get a visual of you looking like the dude on Diary of a mad black woman when she wheeled his butt into the bathtub lol
My first time eating an edible (maybe 20% of a damn cookie) was back in April of this year.
I almost died.
I actually did die.
This is my spirit writing yall.
LMBOO!!
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DIneva, the last time I had any weed of some sort, had me bugging tf out! I was high as hell and hauled ass through the park thinking the moon was chasing me! Never again.
Lmfao I’m weak
WEAK 😂😂😂😂
YOOOOOO! 😭 😭 😭
And I bet it was full moon too.everywhere you turned it was there..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I was high for two days off a edible. But it was the best sleep I’ve ever had.
This is why I won't fool with them damn edibles cuz I know they will have me tripping 🤣
Lol girl the first time I ate one I was high for 3 days 🤣 and the whole time I was thinking “this was a mistake” but couldn’t tell nobody. 😂😂😂
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@@brittanytaray 😂😂😂😂😂
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My son ate one of my edibles when he was in 12 th grade . I had to keep him home from school for a week. He was on the floor trying to swim screaming he’s drowning 😂
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chelonda mobley he won’t do it again he was sweating and shit I started crying because I was high too lol
Thank you I needed this laugh
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An Edible almost killed me ONCE and I never tried it again. I remember telling God, just get me through, I don’t wanna be High no more.
True facts
I said the same thing
is it just me, or funky be looking finer with age lol
Thank u boo
Yesss Funky looking really good and after being a long time viewer I’m glad!
He does... I love his “Realness with a twist” look 😍😍😍
he is looking more distinguished and handsome. I’ve always said that men don’t get to their peak sexiness till about 35.
I haven’t ever laughed so much funky please tell more stories you are hilarious!
Wheeewwwwwww Chile between Dineva and these comments, y’all got me HOLLERING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 like literally laughing out loud 😩😂😂😂😭😭
LMAOOO SAME!!!!
Couldn't sleep..glad I ran across this video..Quite tickled at the moment lol
The way I laughed about father time and Mother Nature 😂.
Yeah the f****** love affair with a f****** bush and the ground 😁😂😅😂😁😅😂😁😂
😂😂 hell yeah
EDIBLES DON'T PLAY 💯😂😂😂😂 they stronger than smoking it in a blunt
You ain't never lie🤣🤣
It goes straight into the bloodstream. Faster than smoking. Digestion causes an endothermic reaction, hence why 😂
They are
Factsss!
@@JustBeingJae01 💯🔥😁
When he start singing, “I was just fine, fine, fine, fine, fine wooooh!” I literally fell over 😆😂🤣🤣 Needed that laugh today for real!
“Y’all know I’m a rich white woman , and don’t work in the middle of the day “ 😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kmsl
Baby....I ate an edible brownie, my boyfriend told me “All you need is a piece”. My big greedy ass ate half the damn Brownie, had me sitting down in the shower with water falling on me rocking back and forth praying to the LAWD that I would never get high no more... 😂😂😂
Too funny. 😂😂😂
The first and last time i ate an edible was in 2007! I was seeing glow in the dark scorpions and lizards runnin cross my living room Flo! I was by myself and I had a panic attack and almost died nessa girl! I woke up butt naked from the waist down laying on my couch! After that i stopped smoking weed and I never ate an edible ever again!
Girrrlll this shit was soooo funny to meeee 😂😂😂😂!!!!
Derrti gurl I thought I was dead to the couch 🛋😂😂🤦🏾♀️
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Man I wish I coulda witnessed that !!! Omg 🤣🤣🤣 I feel like I read it in yo voice I was tickled... do you hear me !!
Derrti that’s when I knew smoking weed and getting high was not for me OkAY 😂
I thoroughly enjoyed this story time!!!
Dineva honey, I needed this laugh. I haven't laughed like that in a long time. My stomach hurts 😭.
Let me tell you something about those edibles, they had me thinking I was Timbaland because I was producing beats in my head. Chile.
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“Ooooh girl is it something in this mayonnaise?” 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
I hollered.....😂
Pam Green 🤣🤣🤣
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I screamed! 🤣🤣🤣
I was no more good🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chilllllleeee my homegirl gave me a crumble of one while we were taking back margaritas down at the bar. 30mins later, I got hot like someone had a space heater on my back! I’m sweating and then the devil came and sat on my shoulder and told me “bitch this is it!” Baby, I started looking around for my final resting place in that restaurant. I debated if I should lay down for a few minutes in a booth or just let the Lord come get me at the bar. My heart was racing fast and I talked myself into tippy toeing to the door to get some air. Honey, I left everything... phone, keys, purse. After a few minutes, I started coming down. And, I lived to eat another edible months later. The end. 🥴
Kenya Colvin 😂😂😂😂😂😂Not “Let the Lord come get me at the bar!”
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“Looking around for my final resting place...” lmao I died
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I had an edible and went to go see Black Panther and by the time we made it to the theater I was so high I was lifting my fork with 2 hands to eat my damn boneless wings 😂😂😂 I thought I was never going to get un-high. High stories are hilarious, thank you for this laugh today. The trick is to know how many mg it is so you know how much to eat. I usually eat 30mg at a time so I know how much to eat from a 100mg treat ect.
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You have me in here literally crying laughing. 😂😂😂
I'm literally crying, your story is funny as hell when you said you used 2 hands to pick up your fork 😂😂😂😂😂😂
bryonna0430 two hands for boneless wings!? 💀👀🤣🤣😭
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OMG!!! Me too!!! I ate a whole rice krispy treat & 3 dummies at once! I’ve never even smoked regular weed.. it was my first (and last) time having edibles.. & I was in VEGAS for the first time on a girls trip. I thought I died & was in hell 🤦🏾♀️ ...I ended up in the hospital 😩😩
I was in Vegas too during my experience. Saw the damn police dog in the Polazzo and it was all downhill from there
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Damn that’s fucked up but soooo funny 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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Nessa girl I have never smoked anything but these damn comments and your story have me crying laughing. We need Story Time Thursdays weekly to get us to the weekend.
Yes girl!
Yessss! 🤣🤣🤣
Yesss
U and these comments got me in tears. Thx for the heads up. Never shall I ever eat, drink or smoke weed.
Dont touch them! I was done about to call 911 after I tried it
Damn...you must've heard about my story. Happened just a week ago. I've never once SMOKED or hit the blunt. No drugs and have a very high tolerance for alcohol. I have had edibles before just to test my tolerance and once for menstrual pain on a girls retreat. NOTHING! No symptoms, no nothing. From there I thought sure it didn't effect me at all. Last week I was at a healing meeting for mother's who have lost their children to gun violence. I was only there to be a support. My y son died at 4 months old but not from gun or any violence. He was born with two holes in his heart. Anyway, a friend who works in the weed industry had gummies. Someone asked her for one b4 the meeting started. I bragged about how they do nothing for me. She insisted I try hers. I did. During the meeting I started to feel like I was lower to the floor than I was. That's when I noticed 👀uh oh! Then, as we were all 6 feet apart in a circle with masks on I noticed that I was smiling underneath my mask while this woman is telling the story of her son who was shot and killed. It definitely was like an out of body experience because I was checking ME after each action. Like "are u smiling while this woman..." I then realize I'm laughing but on the low. I told myself to get tf up and walk outside NOW! I excused myself as I'm laughing hoping they think I'm crying. I get outside and balled over laughing and snorting. Long story short...the mask saved my life. Thank you COVID-19.
The kicker was, it lasted through the next day. But I was praying to God to please restore the other 90% of my brain by 3pm because I had a phone interview with a Medical Marijuana Dispensary company. 😩🤦🏾♀️ NEVER AGAIN!!!
This video and the comments are the BEST thing that has happened in 2020! I have laughed so hard that its embarrassing ! Funky Dineva, you need to have story hour because this tops EVERYTHING 🤣😂♥️
@@oceanasplace8061 idk which is funnier this video and the comments or the anal first experience videos & comment section😂😂🤣. Either way both cracked me up and I haven't experienced either lol
OMG! This was the absolute BEST story EVER!!!! YOU WIN!!!!!! HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - I died on “Thank you, COVID!” me: GONE! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA
When u said thank you COVID 19 I lost it. Lmaoooo yo
Listen, y'all dug this story up so I gotta tell what happened next. I got some of my brain back by eating sardines (brain food) for my interview with the dispensary. I had a 2nd & 3rd interview and got the job! I'm at work and cramping again 😩. A co-worker gives me a gummy bear with a tincture on it to ease my pain. My dumb behind takes it! Just as I was about to step down out of my high seat to go tell her it was weak was when it hit me. Everything started going in slow motion. I worked in Intake so patients saw me first. My other co-worker working beside me took the same one. But of course he's used to it and is good with the high it gave him. So he's asking me if I'm ok. Eventually I had to tell him that I'm not good and I probably shouldn't be in front, patients shouldn't see me like this. He says go in the break room and just chill. So I go. But first I stop in the showroom to tell my co-worker that I'm fucked up and I'm laughing about it. She's laughing but then scared as shit that she's gonna loose her job for giving it to me because she forgot I didn't have a card. She says go in the breakroom and she'll check in on me. I go.
Wth is EVERYONE in the damn break room today of all days????? Including my GM. 😳 Well a co-worker got engaged over the weekend so we were celebrating her engagement with food we ordered. Normally I'm in there by myself or no more than 2 ppl. I ordered lamb chops while everyone else ordered gyros so all eyes were on me and my bougie lamb chops. So sorry I eat good and y'all all hot sick from your gyros. 🤷🏾♀️. Only me and the CEO ordered lamb chops. Anyway, the only seat available was right in front of my GM. 😬 So I had to try so hard and play off my high. I just began eating and tried to act normal. The engaged co-worker came in and everyone wanted to hear her story about how he proposed. So that took some attention off of me. But I felt it was also awkward because I was unable to focus, participate or give eye contact. As my high got worse I was only able to take a few bites of my lamb chops and barely any rice...I couldn't keep lifting the plastic fork in slow motion like that so I just put it down. I couldn't figure out what to do to make me look normal. Some of my other co-workers knew so when I made eye contact with one he was at the other end of the table cracking up laughing in silence. 😭 So I almost start laughing but caught myself before it became uncontrollable...like before. My co-worker who was scared came in by then and couldn't find a seat but I told her to go grab a chair and she sat right next to me to keep an eye on me. By then I couldn't eat or focus so I turned my back to my GM and the engaged co-worker telling her story. It was very odd because it seemed intentional to not pay her attention and just turn and look at the sink. I felt so bad for that.
Eventually everyone left the breakroom and I didn't even know it. 🙃 Idk how long I was sitting there after everyone left. Our breaks were only a half hour so I knew mine must be over also. I told myself "you gotta get up and get back to work." Just when I got up I saw that the engaged co-worker was in there too. She could finally get a seat to eat. I closed up my food and went to put it in the fridge near where she was sitting. I opened the door, put my food in and apologized to her. She said "Oh no you didn't hit me with the door." I said "no, I'm sorry that I wasn't able to participate in your great news about your engagement.. I'm just in so much pain." I wasn't sure if SHE knew or not. She said " no worries."
After that I went to wash my hands at the sink and time stood still. Idk how long I was standing there but I think she was gone by then and I had to wake up and tell myself to LEAVE THE BREAKROOM NOW!!!!!! Everyone was back to work except me. I still stood there. Until I heard a director walk by in a hurry calling for the other director in an aggressive manner. So I was scared that he saw me and I was gonna be fired. I finally made it out of the breakroom and started my way down the long (short) hallway to my work station. Omw I realized I couldn't work like this. So I pulled another co-worker to the side who knew, and told him I needed to go home. He asked if I was okay and was laughing a little but assured me that it was OK for me to go home and that he would cover me. I told him just to tell my GM that I was in so much pain I had to leave. He said he would and I would be fine. I got my things to leave. The security guard knew as well. He told me to get home safe. I worked in my neighborhood so I could walk home. But I got outside and I was scared that I would have a lapse in motion in the middle of the street and get hit by a car. I forgot my co-worker walked to the gas station nearby to get us all drinks. She was coming back when she saw me leaving and asked if I was ok and told me to let her know when I got home. I told her that I can't walk home. She said she'll go get her car and take me home. She went inside to get her keys and it felt like 5 hours went by. I stood on a main street hanging on for dear life to a fence because I was scared I'd wonder off into the street. It was the worst!!!!! 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️. The guard was upstairs looking out the window watching over me to make sure I was ok. He said he was laughing and that I was white knuckled holding on to that fence for dear life. 😭 He said that's the kinda high he wants when he's finally retired and able to partake. 🤣
A silver van pulled up near me and opened the side door. I was wondering...wait...I know her car is silver...but is it a van? That was too coincidental and too scary. I almost walked over to it. But then when she finally did pull up across the street I turned around instantly and knew it was her car. I was shocked at that alertness in the mist of such time lapse. I was also shocked I could direct her to where I live. I got home, laid down, didn't wake up until the next day. Called off from work. I was high for 3 days!!! 😵💫🥴 My GM was supportive because he knew what women go through at that time of the month. I made it back to work in enough days to still finish my lamb chops! Hey, I wanted my lamb chops! 🤷🏾♀️ 🤣 I'm DONE done now! My BFF is so mad at me for keep taking ppl's gummies. She knows me. She knows how chill I am naturally that I don't need my chill enhanced. And if it's the reverse of chill like a Sativa I'm hysterically laughing out of control. So I just better leave it alone!
I ate a muffin that almost killed me yall I was so damn high I wanted to run away from myself i was high for two days that shit traumatized my to the fullest never in my life will i ever again 😫😂
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Damn!! Run away from yourself!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😂
That’s how I be when I take just one hit of the joint!..🤣 an edible will take me tf out!...Chile I stay in my little lane..a shot of grey goose and go sit my ass tf down 🤣🤣
Awwwwe🥰
I know about it😏
@@champagnes5898 exactly because I know my limits if I was to smoke just two pulls and done but this edible stuff oh nooooooo I was so mad at the person that made it I'm like how dare you put so much lol
Funky when I tell you that edible had me thinking I was dying
Guh!! I had a panic attack and thought killer lime green glo in the dark scorpions and lizards was gona kill me 😫😂😂
Precious Williams lol!lol!lol!Same!!!I got extremely paranoid and had a panic attack thinking I was going to be sold into sex slavery by my friends.
Precious Williams 😂😂😂😂
Me too I thought the bed was caving in and I was sinking in it
Man! My heart started beating fast, i was scared to go to sleep. My body slowed down and everything was happening in frames. 😂 Almost called the police! I’m never doing it again.
“Whew child is there something in dis mayonnaise” 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂 This exactly why I WILL NOT try weed foods 🤣😬
YOLO
Brooklyn's Own lmao exactly and I want to stay LIVE! 🤣😂🤣
I had a small amount one of those lollipop edibles (didn’t know it was an edible, I was naïve, forgive me 😅) while I was working on a project late at night in college. One of my classmates offered to take us home. On the way back, I was getting mad bc everybody was ignoring me in the conversation. Turns out, I was talking in my head the whole time. 🤣
Chiiiiiillllllllleeeeee! 😂
I liked to peed 😂😂
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I just hollered 😂😂😂😂😂
You gotta get the edibles from the dispensary. Or from someone who knows how to measure the dosage. I went to Denver with my BFF. He arrived before me and had already bought some gummies. He said he only ate half of a gummy (10mg) because he wasn't sure how it would hit. I'm a smoker so I didn't think it would affect me much. Shiiiiiid!! After shmoking 3 cones with my homie over the course of the evening, drinking a lil tequila, and eating that gummy, I was STUCK to the couch 🤣🤣 I told him I was stuck and he hit me with the "I told you so"🤦🏽♀️🤣. Eventually I passed TF out. Overall, I give it 2 thumbs up 🙃
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😂😂 I’m from Denver the altitude don’t help
@@joiallen8329 I heard 🤦🏽♀️🤣
I already know I'm about to die laughing. Video ain't even started yet
Me 2 😜🤣
you will Best laugh in months. I have to see it again.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can relate my little sister introduced me to them and gave me the same advice to eat small pieces at a time. And I was doing that until one day I ate a piece bigger than usual. First, I felt like I was floating and was happy as hell. And then I convinced myself that if I can drive tipsy than I can handle driving high.... WRONG AF. I was so got damn paranoid and kept wondering if I was running over a children or squirrels. I was driving 20 mph in 45 zone. Also, my mom just passed and I remember saying “if I see her face I know I done fucked up”. So when I finally made it home I texted all my friends asking if they can see the text message to make sure I was still alive😂. Then I text my sister about what just happened and she was like “oh no, sis those are at home drugs only. especially when you take big pieces”. Man what a night.....and I kinda want to do it again 🤣😂🤣
Do it 😂😂😂😂 cause I’m bout to in about 30 min. As soon as I get back home.
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Hey it’s pre Friday!😂😂😂😂 So why not?
I missed Christmas at my sister's house last year effin' around with them edibles. I was passed out on the couch. I missed the kids unwrapping presents and everything. Embarrassing!
Damn! The whole event?! 😂😂
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Cheri H. Lmao say it ain’t so ! Not the kids unwrapping !
@@BabyBeyonce09 Probably! Christmas 2018 I slept through Christmas dinner with the family and woke up sideways, ran to my sisters house and oh how happy they were with me! 👀🤦🤦🤦👀 But sometimes you just really really need a nap! 🙄👀👀👀👀🤦
As a regular edible eater if you’re not prepared just make sure when you eat it don’t have plans to go anywhere😭😭😭😭
Mercy Kelly from what I read..go is the last thing anybody can do..😭😭😭😭😭
That part
Edibles are dangerous 😭😭😭 that shit will def have you feeling like the lord is calling yo name
This made me laugh so hard i forgot all about i just have chemo. Thanks Q
God bless you...
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Sending prayers.
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“Edible reefah” 😂😂😂 yeah I’m about to die at this video 😭
I was high for 3 days🥴🥴. Never again 😩😩
Me toooo...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same here!!
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OMG.... YALL ARE KILLING ME. I'VE BEEN LAUGHING SO HARD LMAOOO
Chyyy me too, and had the nerve to chow down during a girls road trip 😂😂😂😂😂 never again!!!
My ex sent me a box of gifts for the dogs and included a bag of popcorn for me. I ate the whole bag in one sitting--because thats what you do with popcorn. 45 minutes later my ass is on the floor, drool coming out of my mouth, barely able to breathe, trying to reach for the bag to read the ingredients : first ingredient: "cannibus oil." I called 911...4 cops and an ambulance show up...im in my underwear....they don't believe a word of my "I didn't know it was edibles" story. Laughing at me. Im carried out of my apt building on a stretcher...right through the lobby...in front of everyone. Night in the hospital. Bill for hospital stay and ambulance ride after insurance: $5000. Stay the fuck away from edibles.
Chester H Chester, I howled laughing at you..the price we pay sometimes....🤣🤣🤣
You win!!!!
That story time had me screamingggg!!!
BUT absolutely NOTHING beats the story time about the time you had crabs in college ... y’all wanna laugh? Go way back and watch the video. I PROMISE you will cry real tears!!!😂😂😂😂😂
That video, this, and the anal experience ones had me crying laughing😄😂
You ain't NEVER lied!! That's one of my favorites.😂😂😂
My best friend ate a brownie and in the middle of the conversation, this dude started crawling on the floor moving his back up and down as he crawled 😂🤣
Then he fell asleep 😴
Lily In The Valley I would have been no more good..” Chile what’s Wrong with you?????”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just had a bad experience from some edibles too. I went on a very bad trip. Needless to say, I am drug free. I was fucked up for 3 days.
Not a date with the ground lmaoooo!!!! I can't!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You cant fool with those edibles outside of the comfort of your own home hunny....last edible brownie i had had me staring at the Netflix profile page for an hr tryna figure out why the movie aint come on yet🤣🤣🤣
Funny 😂🤣😁
“I like to keep my scandals localized”
Same here.
THE WAY I JUST SCREAMED!!! OMG!!!
this was hilarious. A date with the ground.
When I first started smoking I would literally be under the bed at my friends house. Another time I sprayed air fresher up my nose trying to smell it. It wasn’t a little bit of air fresher either.
WTF😂😂😭😫
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Edibles are the truth they are extremely strong... Step away from the edibles 😂
I ate 2 brownies at my sister's bday party last summer. Like you, I figured they wouldn't be that strong bc they were cut really tiny. BABYYYYY I was tore down! 1st I thought I saw a ghost walking with a deer leaving her house. Then as I got closer to home it felt like the street was stretching out on me and I busted out crying cause I thought we were being set up by nature, smh. My poor husband didn't know what to do 😂😂 . He told me "look I'm just regular high. You need to sleep that s#!% off and don't eat nothin else" I cried again and finally dozed off 😂 I still haven't lived that down. By the morning my whole family was calling
Them edibles are a different type of high ESPECIALLY the cookies. They'll have yo ass scared somewhere. I ate two cookies one morning because I was hungry and they were good. Those mfs hit me HARD while I was driving down westpark and I thought everybody on the street was trying to hit me. Paranoid AF, I had to pull over and I somehow forgot where TF I was going. I was high for about 2 days.
I can just imagine the manager coming out with the clipboard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yesssssssss 🙄🤯
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No I can’t....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Between this and the crabs story, IM DEAD!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I am on the floor.
Oh yea I forgot about the crabs story 😂😂😂😂
I died 6 times with that crab story
Yesss! The Crabs story is classic! I gotta find that and rewatch 😂😂😂
I need to hear the Crab story. 😂😂
That happened to me too. But I did end up going to the hospital. I thought I was having a seizure and I couldn’t open my eyes 😂😂 my husband called the ambulance & I slept in the hospital for hours. They made so much fun of me! & diagnosed me with THC overdose.
🤣🤣🤣🤣....I know it was not funny then.
I am dying laughing.... 😂😂😂😂😂
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Listen. I've been there. I had an edible one time and I thought about writing a letter to my family because I knew I was about to die.
Not a letter to the family! XD
Too funny. My experience: The girls were at a luxury home Air B&B and of course we had plenty of liquor, weed, & edibles. After a few banging margaritas, I saw the gummies on a plate. I picked up a piece about the size of half a starburst. My girl saw me and took it out my mouth. I was so tipsy & it happened so fast. She gave me a piece the size of a tic tac. I was so done... Went to bed within 30 minutes. The next morning I had to teach virtually, me hungover & still high, I didn't even turn on the camera for the students to see me. Edibles are a wild card.
Chiiiiiiiiiiile! Them edibles will kill you if you don’t eat them in small doses. I had a weed brownie an ex coworker gave me. I ate it on Christmas vacation in Vegas. I woke up and felt like I was gonna throw up my entire intestinal tract (large and small). Lol. Them edibles is far more potent than smokin a blunt.
The same thing happened to me. My son gave me one. Never again, I vape now.
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I thought the same, terrible experience.
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Same with me but I threw up before I went to sleep I went to lay down and felt like I was sinking into the mattress of my bed my heart was beating hella hard and after a second I couldn't hear it no more scared the turds out of me 🤦♀️🤦♀️ I said I'll stick to a joint or my bongs 3 years and I haven't ate a damn edible since 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You telling my story with a damn cupcake 🧁 🤣 I thought I was headed to glory!!
I'm at work laughing and crying at this video. My stomach is hurting.
Same!😂
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Me too!
My greedy behind, ate 3 pieces on my birthday and honey let me tell you. I was in the ceiling looking down on myself on the bed 😂😂😂😂
D Boo....
This made me have flash backs of two weeks ago..
I ate the entire cookie and went to sleep .. woke up spinning in fast but slow motion !! Was walking through the house in the middle of the night like a damn fool trying to get my buzz down !! Hahahahahahahaha.
After a cold shower and asking God to bring it on down I was pacing the floor in the dark talking to myself chileeeeee...
When they say “ONLY” eat a small piece bish they mean it with everything in them !!
I am at my desk dying. I needed this today. Thank you.
I make great gummies. I call them "wait for it". 😜😂🤣😂🤣
I say, let's wait for that beat to drop. 😂
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Chillleeeee!😭😭😭😭
Where are you located? 😉
Nessa girllllll I ate a brownie and swore the air plane flying in the air was going thru my ears. I also order 2 boxes of pizza and only ate the crust lmaoo them edibles ain’t no joke.
The CRUST only? Now that is hilarious..
The Phoenix Lives yes! I was tore up and after slept for almost 24 hours.
Only the crust 😂🤣😂
It probably was a good ass pizza with the works or something..and she only ate the crust🤣🤣
I was a bartender at Applebee’s on the Parkway Dineva and my coworker gave me some brownies. He said eat 1 and wait 30 minutes. After 30 minutes I didn’t feel anything so I ate the other 5. I had to pay someone to close down the bar area for me because I couldn’t step on the ladder. I drove home down west Tennessee street CRYING cuz the lanes were narrow and people kept driving next to me. Skipped classes the next day!!
OH my LORDT! 👀👀👀 5! I'm glad you are ok! 💜
Meredith McCown guuuuuurrrrl! 5 of ‘em, and you drove? You are blessed and highly favored! 😫
“West Tennessee St” I’m crying laughing envisioning this shit rn!
I will never eat an edible again! i thought my friend baby was tryna kill me.
Not the baby!! Lol
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How old was the baby?🤣🤣🤣🤣
I still need to hear this story
I’ve had brownies that have snatched my soul. Edible highs are a different experience.
Never tried them. I'm always the one watching and laughing at everyone else. Hubby's best friend and his wife got all dressed up to go out and was laid out across the bed 🤣🤣🤣 We went out and told them about it the next afternoon
Well damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh no see this is why I don't play around with the "edibles" unless it's an Edible Arrangements Fruit Basket
Ditto! These stories got me scared straight! 😄
Same here... never tried it... NEVER WILL!
Had the same thing happen to me at a house party. Took the lady's blinds and curtains down. 😂😂😂. Only difference is I had smoked mine. 🤷🏾♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Noooooo! 😂😂😂😂
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Stop playing..I know she was looking at you all crazy 🤣🤣🤣
I ate a WHOLE Cereal Bar at work on my lunch break in a friends car & didnt know it was a Edible. I freaked out so bad at work that my coworkers still laugh about it today.
Whew I needed that laugh. Making mental note to leave edibles alone. The 😉🙃😴
I know right. Stay away from it.
Yup!! Idgaf never again!! I thought I was in another world!! Thought the floor was move, the inside of my red cup was getting deeper and the worse part a black cat ran across my foot! Whiiiccchhhh there were no pets at all in the house I was at!!😂😂🤣🤣 NEVA again!!! NEVA!!!
Damn 😳
PleasureS29 shut uuuup ohmylawd
I'm screaming!
PleasureS29 lmao I have 2 sitting on my kitchen counter right now and I am not messing with them . I can’t . Lol toooooo paranoid and crazy for this old lady !
Right before the lockdown, my friends and I went to mall and ate some edibles and it was the worst experience of my life. I was hot, my heart was pounding out my chest and worst of all I was paranoid out my mind. My friends had basically carry me around. NEVER AGAIN( at least not out in public)
Same experience.My heart was probably about to jump out of my chest.It was horrible.
This isn’t an edible one, but I was on the yard a Looooong time ago, and had a Public speaking class from a little weird old lady. She always wore some type of frumpy layered dresses and shoes looked like witches would wear and they would lace up past her Ankle and she had a different ugly pair every week, so one day she missed class, then she came back, keep in mind I’m riding on the yard with friends and we had five on it! So that damn weed told me to tell them to drop me by my Class, I got out went in there high ass Peru, took the first left last seat next to the wall. She started class by saying, I wasn’t here Tues. because someone had broken in my House. The weed said that shits funny, so I’m giggling to my self then this Woman said but what was strange they had piled all my Shoes in a stack but I guess they couldn’t take them too, at this time Hod is my witness the weed said because they were gonna burn them ugly Fuckers,😳 y’all I started lol like you trying to hold it in but can’t put my head down couldn’t stop then raised my head up and somehow hit my head on the wall, them kids were looking at me and rolling Y’all I got up said I can’t do this still laughing, and left out and that Bitch flunked the Hell out me too!!!!! I had to take it again when I was Grown to Graduate.
You owe ya friends for that one lol
😂😂 I will never eat an edible after hearing this!
Listen as a advocate for the THC committee I already KNEW where this story was going lmao. I partake often and even I cant mess with edibles. They are TOO potent and you never think they are that strong until your on the floor somewhere. Thank you, I needed this laugh lol 😂
Yes Q! Give us these back to back post!! ❤️
Thank you Q, we needed this laugh right now. 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
The one and only time I smoked weed was enough for me to never do it again!
I had just had foot surgery and was on sick leave for 8 weeks afterwards (military). My dumb butt decided to smoke weed with my man after taking Percocet. He went to go rest while I set in my recliner in the living room to keep my leg propped up. OMG some minutes later I had a full on panic attack and fell out of my recliner with my cast on to try and get my man’s attention. He came out of our bedroom about ten minutes later to check on me and said when he found me I was on my tummy with one arm stretched out with tears streaming down my face with my mouth wide open trying to scream. I was praying to God to let me live through it and if He did, I would never dibble and dabble with weed again....whew chile!
Okay, we need more storytimes!
I can no longer smoke weed due to chronique pulmonary embolism so instead I started eating edibles soon after my diagnosis. They only made my eyes dry, I never got high until last week.
I had a slave of "cake" at around 10pm and at 4am I was woken up by witches attacking me, I was hearing voices, slaying dragons, cold sweats, room spinning, it took 48hrs to completely recover.
I gotta do that's shit again 🤣🤣🤣🥳
Thank you Ms. Dineva for the laugh. I ate some damn weed popcorn on the beach. Hunny, the felt that heat from my feet to head. All I could do was make peace with the lord. Think I had a mini stroke. Edibles ain't no joke luv.
"I tried to keep my scandal localised" 🤣😂😭
Omg I needed this 😂 today. You are a great storyteller. I’m crying 😭😭
I missed New Years Eve 2018/2019 because of a red velvet brownie....I DON'T WANT NO MO NARCOTICS
I ate a cookie and a muffin at the same time! I was soooo high!! 😂😂😂 Never again!
It’s not bad you just ate tooo much you only need a piece of the cookie that’s it!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn i would say RIP but you still with us 🤣🤣
Lula Johnson It was good!
Panamanian Muffin Garrison 😂😂😂 Yes I’m still here!
S P I was just stupid high! 🤣🤣 I’ll never forget it was last Christmas. I was high and everybody else was drunk 🤣🤣
A lil over 5 years ago me and my girlfriends were in Vegas at a pool party. We thought we'd be smart and get a lil perkin of that liquor before going in to save us some coins. Well a friend from another group had gummies and didn't want to throw them out before she went in. Our dumb asses who have never done edibles decided that we'd kill them off. Mind you we been drinking.... okay so we get into the pool party and planted our asses at the front of the stage in the heat so we could be the first to see Ludacris. Bae-bae when i tell you once the drank, edibles, and heat all combined forces and kicked in we all thought we was bout to die!!!!!! I was so messed up i ditched my girls and left to the bathroom by myself which was a no-no but i didn't care. I went and sat my ass on that toilet to do a #2 and chill for like 20 minutes in the busy bathroom. I heard girls outside like "damn who in there" but i gave zero fucks cuzz i was talking to God asking him for my life, lol. That time and talk in the bathroom brought me back to life and i was able to enjoy the rest of the party. Each one of my friends had to sit they ass on that pavement and drink tons of water to get back right. We still laugh at that shit to this day!!!! Lol
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Honey the way I hollered when you said, “talking to God asking Him for my life..” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m glad you’re still here chile and thanks for the laugh!!❤️
too funny
This comment gave me life on a Saturday afternoon. Ty. I have asked for my many times
@@OTPeach87 yassss
Okay, first - I’m so happy you lived to tell this story. Second - 😂😂😂 Bishhh you had me rolling!! Thank you 🤗 I needed that laugh. 😂😂😂 You are hilarious!!!! 😂😂😂
“just fine fine fine “ omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This got me laughing so damn hard at work, an employee came to my office to ask if I was ok, I am laughing so hard my side is hurting
4 gummies and I started thinking about who was gone take care of my kids because I swear the lord was right there 😂 never again !
😂😂😂😂😂 girl you was writing your will in your head, "who gone git the kids when im gone"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Keashi Clemons on everything I was! Never again.
I’ll never forget the first time I had an edible it was Super Bowl night and I was at a restaurant with a now former friend. The waiter must’ve knew we were high because when we asked about the drinks he told us one of them being koolaid so we asked for the red, only for him to troll us that they didn’t serve koolaid, we were mad. My food was so good ordered another plate and while i waited I stared at the ceiling. I saw so many patterns and shapes I felt like I astral projected😂😭😭😂. Next thing you know I woke up and my friend and I were the last ones in the restaurant the game was long over and we were sitting there looking crazy. We left and tried to hail a cab only to realize the reason we couldn’t catch one was because we were still on the sidewalk. That night was amazing
LMAO, I so needed this burst of laughter!!! 😂 I'm laughing so hard my side hurts!