OUR CRAZIEST STORY! (The Edible Story)

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  • čas přidán 2. 02. 2019
  • This is the first time we've ever told this story!
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  • @roxanne4746
    @roxanne4746 Před 4 lety +3481

    I feel like I'm their child and they're telling me a horror story so that I don't do drugs. 😂

  • @maccheese2509
    @maccheese2509 Před 4 lety +2290

    "I had a dream you tried to kill me"
    No one:
    Brandon: *Smiles*

  • @heysuga9919
    @heysuga9919 Před 3 lety +1270

    Gloria: “we’ll call him Joe”
    Brandon:”we’ll call him Andrew......because his name is Andrew”

  • @ghost831520
    @ghost831520 Před 3 lety +180

    I think this is the calmest I’ve seen Brandon so far. Who knew he had chill mode? Lol

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung Před 3 lety +10

      watch his live videos, he's pretty normal... kinda... ish. look, it's complicated..

  • @Sunflower-cb7rz
    @Sunflower-cb7rz Před 5 lety +873

    "Where were we?"
    "You were cheaten on me with blue"
    "That's tru."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @imslothed
    @imslothed Před 4 lety +2768

    “So this is the story of our first time” my eyes opened so big

  • @Mansae.a
    @Mansae.a Před 3 lety +188

    Them: 😵🤮
    The theatre: 👁️👄👁️

  • @JasonBeatty83
    @JasonBeatty83 Před 3 lety +372

    Brandon: "I don't know... Metricly... what that is."
    Gloria: "Tell me in kilometers ok I'm Mexican"
    Me: *Laughing so hard I can't breath*

  • @melissarobertson8744
    @melissarobertson8744 Před 5 lety +1699

    NEED....MORE..... BRANDON & GLORIA ......... STORYTIMES!!! This is amaze balls!!

    • @Lxttle_Gxrl
      @Lxttle_Gxrl Před 5 lety +9

      Melissa Robertson Amaze male genitalia

    • @marialuyan
      @marialuyan Před 5 lety +2

      Agreed I laughed so much of course i do with all his videos

    • @virginaallen7839
      @virginaallen7839 Před 4 lety +3

      They are both so cute and hilarious! I laughed so hard, feel for you two ! 💞

  • @alycemadrigal
    @alycemadrigal Před 5 lety +2362

    Y'all just made me spit out my water on my baby 💀

  • @bruce2758
    @bruce2758 Před 3 lety +486

    Friend Trippin balls: Colors everywhere
    Brandon: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba daa

  • @leeannevalenzuela2886
    @leeannevalenzuela2886 Před 3 lety +478

    You should have challenged the bill, because they can't charge you $4,000 for you to just sit there

    • @a.goodwin4852
      @a.goodwin4852 Před 3 lety +32

      It was probably for the ambulance ride

    • @c.3825
      @c.3825 Před 3 lety +44

      It was for the ice chips
      /s

    • @nicolebabyfacetattoos3253
      @nicolebabyfacetattoos3253 Před 3 lety +28

      It’s for the ambulance ride, the iv fluids, the room itself, the care that was given in just checking up on her, and the monitors that were used.
      Oop, never mind, finished it now....I don’t think he should have even been charged....you’re right IMO

    • @elenasong6111
      @elenasong6111 Před 3 lety +8

      I was about to say this. He definitely shouldn't have been charged that much at all

    • @gacha_stitch4919
      @gacha_stitch4919 Před 3 lety +1

      It was probably for the ambulance

  • @depressingwiimusic9032
    @depressingwiimusic9032 Před 4 lety +1342

    legend has it that brandon never came off his high and is still, to this day, rocking back and forth in the hospital

  • @jewlz8109
    @jewlz8109 Před 5 lety +2160

    “I had a dream where we clapped our mugs Together and they shattered on the carpet”
    “I had a dream you tried to kill me”
    IM DEAD 💀 😂🤣

  • @DerpyGrump
    @DerpyGrump Před 3 lety +73

    “We got two 1000mg cookies.”
    Me- a casual smoker “i can see where this is going..”

  • @paytonrayne
    @paytonrayne Před 4 měsíci +18

    oddly, this my comfort video 😂 it has legitimately calmed me down from a panic attack

  • @yukomuzutchi1005
    @yukomuzutchi1005 Před 5 lety +180

    "tell me in kilometers I'm Mexican"
    I'm f* dying lol 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

  • @siennabeck3898
    @siennabeck3898 Před 4 lety +1290

    When Brandon revealed the candy in his waistband, I lost it

  • @lordurham1076
    @lordurham1076 Před 4 lety +25

    I just watched this to help cope with the first stage of early labor. Thank you for helping me laugh through the pain

    • @kitchen_elf_Nita
      @kitchen_elf_Nita Před 4 lety +2

      Congratulations on your pregnancy. Hope you and baby a happy healthy life.

  • @wolfman0633
    @wolfman0633 Před 3 lety +51

    I died when he said “I started faking”

  • @Madi_is_swagi
    @Madi_is_swagi Před 4 lety +297

    “You were cheating on me with blue!” Lol 😂

    • @atp149
      @atp149 Před 3 lety +2

      I think he is still on them edibles

    • @scr.ote08412
      @scr.ote08412 Před 3 lety +2

      @@atp149 ur sus

  • @olinlowery7081
    @olinlowery7081 Před 4 lety +2372

    As a stoner, this is hilarious.

  • @P3VCHY
    @P3VCHY Před 3 lety +402

    Omg. I never thought Brandon would try drugs. He's to wholesome.
    Edit: thanks for all the like lovelies!! 🥰 and two, for all you saying "but it's not s drug" I didn't realize that at the time but after the having a whole section on drugs this year in my health class I know know more than just did 4 MONTHS AGO. So please stop correcting me after this edit has been posted. Thank you
    P. S. I can spell to how ever I want.

  • @emmasanicky7499
    @emmasanicky7499 Před 3 lety +33

    gloria: we’ll call him joe
    brandon: no well call him andrew, cause his name is andrew.
    i’m weak

  • @BaloonieFloat
    @BaloonieFloat Před 4 lety +355

    I usually wouldn’t commit to a 40min video but damn this just kept getting funnier

  • @wolfymother
    @wolfymother Před 5 lety +242

    I'm not sure why I have never watched this before dang y'all are so freaking funny. Missing the podcast.

  • @anista_7478
    @anista_7478 Před 3 lety +27

    Brandon:I was just headbutting Gloria *then proceeds to bounce and slams head into the table*
    Me:*wheezing*

  • @atlas3231
    @atlas3231 Před 3 lety +64

    I feel bad for the other people in the theater room with them

  • @brettwilson359
    @brettwilson359 Před 4 lety +1316

    You: "We ate a 1000 mg. edible..."
    Me: (laughing while putting drink to my mouth, then taking a drink)
    You: Each.
    ---- At this point, for the first time in my life, I did a legitimate spit take. My keyboard, screen, phone and wall are now drenched. Totally worth it, I havent laughed that hard in a long time.

    • @ChrisB-25
      @ChrisB-25 Před 4 lety +6

      I dont believe you.

    • @NatandJaysVlogs
      @NatandJaysVlogs Před 4 lety +12

      Cosmic Gamer you don’t have to say no one cares really not being rude being truthful

    • @ChrisB-25
      @ChrisB-25 Před 4 lety +3

      @@NatandJaysVlogs lmfao I said that I dont believe him I never said no one cares nor was I rude about it smh

    • @yourlocaltransboy7051
      @yourlocaltransboy7051 Před 4 lety +10

      @@ChrisB-25 🧚‍♀️✨ no one cares ab ur opinion ✨🧚‍♀️

    • @McHater418
      @McHater418 Před 4 lety +6

      No they broke it in quarters so Brandon ate 250 and she ate 500 which is still alot

  • @makaylaalbers4644
    @makaylaalbers4644 Před 4 lety +222

    "I had a dream you killed me..."
    Brandon: * smiles*
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sofiavlogs9715
    @sofiavlogs9715 Před 3 lety +14

    Brandan:”there are kids here”
    Also Brandon:”the story of our weed experience” 😂🙏🏽

  • @alyssa4004
    @alyssa4004 Před 3 lety +13

    We love the first uncomfortable high, and hearing y’all tell this without knowing the slang was the best part of my day

  • @jocylozano
    @jocylozano Před 5 lety +1883

    Make a video on how y’all met and how y’all ended up in a relationship.

  • @Dantestopmenow
    @Dantestopmenow Před 4 lety +445

    You guys are relationship goals 💕

    • @zzdesolatezz
      @zzdesolatezz Před 3 lety +2

      Best friends

    • @samlundquist3839
      @samlundquist3839 Před 3 lety +4

      @@zzdesolatezz they are in a relationship

    • @zzdesolatezz
      @zzdesolatezz Před 3 lety +2

      @@samlundquist3839 yeah I know, I'm saying they are also best friends. That what "relationship goals" is.

    • @lannah8027
      @lannah8027 Před rokem

      this was awhile ago but I love how now they are married with a kid..

  • @ellaklingenspor
    @ellaklingenspor Před 3 lety +17

    When he said “I saw a cookie” a cookie ad came up on my screen 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Annimal_loves.harrystyles
    @Annimal_loves.harrystyles Před 2 lety +10

    I love how y’all can make a serious story into a laughing moment😂

  • @amiyalynngaede7864
    @amiyalynngaede7864 Před 5 lety +88

    "A small little ginger boy"😂

  • @kirstentippit5286
    @kirstentippit5286 Před 4 lety +279

    You guys just defined " violently high"

  • @mishadoss1704
    @mishadoss1704 Před 3 lety +27

    As a recovering addict, its interesting to see how "normal people" respond to these things 😂

  • @ItsAbbey-nn6xr
    @ItsAbbey-nn6xr Před 3 lety +131

    Every other boyfriend: I hated seeing her hurt in a gernie
    Brandon: I WANT A GERNIEEE
    Luv ya Brandon
    Tysm for all the likes!!

  • @beautybarheavy
    @beautybarheavy Před 5 lety +822

    brandon averting his eyes when she says “that cookie was the only thing i put in my mouth besides popcorn” 💀💀💀

  • @angeliamessex4340
    @angeliamessex4340 Před 5 lety +452

    "We've smoked the pot leaves." Gloria 2019 lmao

  • @TheSaltySiren
    @TheSaltySiren Před 2 lety +6

    Oh this was hilarious! I’m so glad you’re both ok. I’m also on the “I will NEVER touch an edible again” team. I became insanely paranoid. Time went sooooo slow but so FAST at the same time. It was awful.

  • @willkomada7978
    @willkomada7978 Před 3 lety +33

    You know the second part of Brandon’s trip made me think of a panic attack lol

    • @mamarissa282
      @mamarissa282 Před 3 lety +3

      That's what happened to me during mine lol I panicked because I didn't know what was real and ended up having a panic attack on top of my trip

    • @j-j8984
      @j-j8984 Před 3 lety

      @@mamarissa282 jeez that sound terrible

    • @mamarissa282
      @mamarissa282 Před 3 lety

      @@j-j8984 it was lol

  • @0pizzaqueen0
    @0pizzaqueen0 Před 5 lety +102

    “WHO THE F IS BLUE!?” Oh my god I could’ve fallen out of my chair laughing if I was sitting in one

  • @azz75sl
    @azz75sl Před 4 lety +702

    “It said 1000 mgs”
    Oh god...
    “I told him to get me two, one for me and one for her.”
    OH GOD!!!

    • @TRENDINGALERTTT
      @TRENDINGALERTTT Před 4 lety +19

      Brennan “Andrew” should have said nah

    • @jmart8592
      @jmart8592 Před 4 lety +25

      Americans again screwed over by the metric system 😂

    • @effindave6909
      @effindave6909 Před 4 lety +14

      lol I'm a daily smoker and 100 mg puts me in space. I can't imagine what 1000mg would do.

    • @rosamorales1219
      @rosamorales1219 Před 4 lety +10

      Brennan in that moment they knew they fucked up lmao 😂 it only took one bite of a 300mg cookie for me to be off it

    • @sailyn8818
      @sailyn8818 Před 4 lety +8

      At first I heard 100 g and My brain kinda shat itself

  • @Imtimmahler
    @Imtimmahler Před 3 lety +33

    my cousin's husband was the art director for the movie. imma tell him about this lolol

  • @siennawalton3767
    @siennawalton3767 Před 3 lety +10

    “Let’s name him Andrew because his name is Andrew” I died laughing

  • @magicfetus5358
    @magicfetus5358 Před 4 lety +222

    “i had baby him”
    brandon: *just smiling*

  • @ExtremelyToxic
    @ExtremelyToxic Před 4 lety +149

    I've been stoned.... But damnnnn that is STONNNNNNNNED 😭

    • @ednagaley7239
      @ednagaley7239 Před 2 lety +6

      I want to find this cookie and try it with my friends and sister

    • @trevorbrooks5029
      @trevorbrooks5029 Před 2 lety

      😂bruh fr

    • @sickcicada6693
      @sickcicada6693 Před 2 lety +1

      That's not stoned...that's absolutely zonked

    • @bigbuns6415
      @bigbuns6415 Před rokem +1

      @@sickcicada6693 that’s not stoned at all that’s laced weed

  • @doll.perasite9030
    @doll.perasite9030 Před 3 lety +21

    “I had a dream you tried to kill me”
    “So you woke up in the middle of the night??”

  • @tamis5315
    @tamis5315 Před 3 lety +5

    I seriously had tears flowing down my face laughing so hard!

  • @letisha110
    @letisha110 Před 5 lety +212

    Brandon is such a good story teller. He is hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @infernomonkey101
    @infernomonkey101 Před 5 lety +331

    How long has that candy been in his pants???

    • @imbrandonfarris
      @imbrandonfarris  Před 5 lety +124

      Since the night before..I tend to over prepare 😂

    • @mamamiafamilygaming6192
      @mamamiafamilygaming6192 Před 5 lety +21

      Brandon: All I see is Gloria lying on the stretcher doing this //Shows candy tucking in his waistband//
      Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @crystalhazelton5451
      @crystalhazelton5451 Před 4 lety +5

      @@imbrandonfarris you guys should try some of my moonshine!! 140 proof 😏🤘 🍹

    • @sempressfi
      @sempressfi Před 4 lety +2

      @@crystalhazelton5451 i volunteer as tribute! 😂

    • @crystalhazelton5451
      @crystalhazelton5451 Před 4 lety +2

      @@sempressfi I really just want to get drunk with them! U are more than welcome to join 🤘

  • @user-je9mw1ns3l
    @user-je9mw1ns3l Před 3 lety +12

    After seeing everything that has happened in that office, her asking for a coaster had me dying!

  • @yourafly1335
    @yourafly1335 Před 2 lety +3

    This really made my jaw drop lol, thats so shocking and i was like trying to picture it in my head whilst you guys were explaining the crazy parts, and just everything

  • @iceviper1544
    @iceviper1544 Před 4 lety +104

    "The smokings of the marijuanas"
    "I dont want that I want a GOURNEY" *slaps hand*

    • @iceviper1544
      @iceviper1544 Před 4 lety +2

      "They made a red ribbon week poster out of us"

  • @pandaisweird6389
    @pandaisweird6389 Před 4 lety +218

    Can’t tell if your shirt is a heart shaped pixeled ice cream cone or the music beat level thing😂😂

  • @traceypotter7669
    @traceypotter7669 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I could, and have done, watch this over and over again 😂

  • @carlaronquillo8891
    @carlaronquillo8891 Před 3 lety

    😂😂 "I can positively think my high away"😂😂😂😂😂(second time watching this)

  • @Wax_Man
    @Wax_Man Před 4 lety +146

    When you said 1000 mg I was like, are you joking, but then you said you got two and I was like ya the hospital bills would make sense

    • @APSULeit
      @APSULeit Před 2 lety

      They didn't even eat a whole one between the two of them

  • @lsb191gingr5
    @lsb191gingr5 Před 4 lety +595

    My guy best friend had a friend that gave him 8 brownies. He ate ALL 8 brownies at school. Later on, he found out they were weed brownies. We got to PE and his eyes were so red.. We all died bc he told us they were weed brownies XXXXXXXXXDDDDDD

    • @jameswilliams2985
      @jameswilliams2985 Před 4 lety +26

      Lmao my friend got drugged one time at a party a guy wanted to hook up with her so he gave her a brownie but she thought it was a normal one because they had them their and she didn't eat because she's allergic to egg yolks but instead put it back at the brownie plate and he thought she was stoned and tried to hook up with her but she push him of 😂 someone got a free weed brownie

    • @riahaariel6124
      @riahaariel6124 Před 4 lety +5

      James Williams u u gotta do a whole paragraph??😂😂😂jk but nice story

    • @cesarsain3731
      @cesarsain3731 Před 3 lety +1

      This happens at my high school and banned home made food we couldn't bring snacks that weren't from inside the school grounds or closed when we arrived

    • @Reyalta88
      @Reyalta88 Před 3 lety +10

      @@jameswilliams2985 "lol someone tried to r*pe my friend at a party once lolllll" ....
      :|

    • @MsJazzyRay
      @MsJazzyRay Před 3 lety +2

      @@Reyalta88 literally this.

  • @kristyyates5516
    @kristyyates5516 Před 4 lety +1

    This was hilarious and anxiety inducing all at the same time. I have had an experience just like this. Hallucinations, couldn't move my body, couldn't speak even though I thought I was speaking full sentences clearly and it freaked me out. When my parents got me home hours later I was enjoying every second laughing and they tried recording me to " teach me a lesson." Never again.
    I know this is an older video but I've been watching all of your stuff and I started going backwards. Loved this, I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. 😂

  • @abbiwinkler7514
    @abbiwinkler7514 Před 2 lety

    Omg I never ha dthe best like hour of my life!😂😭bxhshshsjajjz I love u guys so much!!!! You guys are so funnyyyy!!

  • @neoisd1
    @neoisd1 Před 5 lety +212

    I once picked some magic mushrooms that I found in a field, took way too many of them. I was supposed to be looking after my grandma. I blanked out. Next day she asked if my back was any better. Then it hit me; I thought all the ceilings in the house were about 4' high and so everytime I went to do something I was stooped over like I'd got a bad back :D

  • @shalayarger8024
    @shalayarger8024 Před 5 lety +305

    The candy stash in the pants omg I died laughing!!! Too funny!

    • @suiway
      @suiway Před 5 lety +2

      I loved all of this, but when I got to that part I just started weeping I was laughing so hard.

    • @iDestroxd
      @iDestroxd Před 5 lety +2

      Condolences

    • @honeybeevampire1343
      @honeybeevampire1343 Před 5 lety +1

      Shala Yarger so thought I was going to wake up the entire house I laughed so loud lol

  • @squeezeylemon
    @squeezeylemon Před 3 lety

    Lmaooo yall r so cute together lmaooo
    Yall had me dyin every minute

  • @priyanshiwadhwa8309
    @priyanshiwadhwa8309 Před 3 lety +2

    I can’t this is the funniest story ive heard in sooo long yll r soo cute n funny😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RubberDuckyMedic
    @RubberDuckyMedic Před 5 lety +523

    I’m a paramedic and this is hilarious!!😂

    • @Taffitalvg
      @Taffitalvg Před 5 lety +24

      I was thinking this had to be pretty freaking funny for the paramedics after they took Gloria's vitals and made sure she was stable.

    • @natashagoode501
      @natashagoode501 Před 5 lety +7

      I'm a cop and this is hilarious! hehe

    • @kimberlythompson4575
      @kimberlythompson4575 Před 5 lety +5

      @@natashagoode501 If your a cop... Would they have gotten a charge/summons for this? Like people get charged for being under the influence in public...or the experience was bad enough for them heh heh

    • @natashagoode501
      @natashagoode501 Před 5 lety +4

      @@kimberlythompson4575 lol first of all I'm an Aussie cop, so the laws here are very different. Unless they still had the gear on them, I can't see why they would be arrested here. And if they had the gear on them and it was a really small amount, they'd simply receive a drug diversion notice.
      Remembering that it was an off-duty cop who dealt with them (they're very luck she was there and knew what to do), so it depends whether she recalled herself back to duty or not as to whether she exercised police powers re the drugs if she found them.
      Re public intoxication? Nah, they both required immediate medical attention. It's not like as if they were getting in everyone's faces and being arsehats. Though (insert caveat here) we're only relying on their version, which may not be what actually happened.... because they were off their tits hehe. They may've been mousy quiet and nobody noticed they were tripping lololol.
      As an EMS worker, I'm glad that they ended up ok without any lasting issues. It's clear they learnt their lesson lol. :)

    • @rkjs7615
      @rkjs7615 Před 4 lety +4

      RubberDuckyMedic the fact that your account name is RubberDuckyMedic is the best thing ever

  • @georgia19801
    @georgia19801 Před 5 lety +84

    How the hell did the other people sit through a film with another person vomiting 🤮

  • @scoobz859pandileethatsme8

    Omg I love Gloria these two are hilarious 😂🤣😂

  • @jemmaclark4852
    @jemmaclark4852 Před 3 lety

    'I tried to teach him the ways of the pot weed'
    Cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kirstynrenee8801
    @kirstynrenee8801 Před 4 lety +104

    She gets so giddy when around Brandon!!!

  • @lizc.7703
    @lizc.7703 Před 4 lety +88

    I like Brandon's switch from regular Brandon to parenting Brandon when Gloria mentions Autumn

  • @nastri2279
    @nastri2279 Před 3 lety +2

    “I had a dream you tried to kill me.”
    Brandon smiles
    😂😂😂

  • @adorablyamydesigns
    @adorablyamydesigns Před 5 lety +497

    Lol! I ate a homemade pot brownie once. Once. And ended up in the ER because I kept forgetting to breathe. Never again. Lollol

    • @mrs.h2170
      @mrs.h2170 Před 5 lety +30

      I hate when that happens lol I smoked twice in my whole life and both times had the WORST trips ever. Everyone was telling me "oh it'll help you calm down, it'll lessen your anxiety, etc" hmm no. I was convinced I was sinking into a couch and couldn't get up, cried for my mom, had my husband (then fiance) take me to her house so I could lay in her bed so she'd make sure I didn't die (she found this whole thing hilarious). Also, time went by SO slowly which tripped me out even more. We smoked at a friends house, my husband (who was sober btw) drove us the 2 miles from said friend's house to my mom's and I swear to this day it felt like 4 hours went by. The 2nd time wasn't AS bad, but close enough that I refuse to touch it anymore lol. I told my 10 year old my story and let her watch Brandon's video with me, she said "Duh mom that's why you don't do drugs, they are scary!" so maybe we've scared her enough to stay away from the "pot weeds".

    • @robertfarley9437
      @robertfarley9437 Před 5 lety +18

      I personally recomend anyone who has never had a good experience with edibles or who has not yet tried edibles take no more then 5mg a dose in Cali is 10mg but I find that a few people I know who had 10mg was still too much the best way to actually go about it is to buy a brand like heavenly sweets which sells muddy buddies that are 1mg per piece they taste amazing and you control your high at the same time

    • @sstag83
      @sstag83 Před 5 lety +5

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @calm_down_cinderella5193
      @calm_down_cinderella5193 Před 5 lety +12

      I ate a pot cookie ( was my first) and I had to work the next day. By 4 in the morning I was literally seeing double. I could not focus. How I managed to get ready for work I do not remember. I was still high the entirety of my work shift. Had quite a few complaints of being of being rude...wasn't so much I was rude as I just could not focus what anyone was asking. VERY LONG DAY....Oh, and I drove about 15 miles per hour on the way to work.

    • @brittanyr9471
      @brittanyr9471 Před 5 lety +8

      My friend decided to get some of that spice stuff from a local head shop. Me being 19 and stupid I tried it and thought I was going to die. Luckily the effects went away quickly. But my friend went into a comatose like state for 10 minutes. Eyes open, not moving, not talking and I told my bf at the time I was going to call 911. As im furiously looking for my cell she finally comes to. Doesn't remember a thing. I've had much better experience with edibles though because now I know how doses work and to stay tf away from spice.

  • @mole62ssf
    @mole62ssf Před 5 lety +232

    Get uber high and see auras? That's cool. Meanwhile, Brandon is stuck in a Children of the Cornfield with Freddie Kruger.

  • @1183glitterbug
    @1183glitterbug Před 2 lety +1

    I love this story. I watch it EVERY time it pops up!

  • @criscris8142
    @criscris8142 Před 2 lety

    Great story😂🤣 I laughed so hard I cried😂 Thank you guys for sharing ❤️

  • @mikeg6554
    @mikeg6554 Před 4 lety +304

    I can't count how many times I've heard somebody say - "The United States has the greatest healthcare in the world"
    The bills they received for very minor care are an example of why we do not. Many people leave their health issues go untreated because of this.
    Correction - We have some of the greatest doctors in the world, not the greatest healthcare.

    • @CiaraB429
      @CiaraB429 Před 4 lety +9

      yea our doctors are amazing, but the whole healthcare thing isn’t the government’s fault. Hospitals are businesses at the end of the day, they’re there to help up, but the money is a huge factor

    • @mikeg6554
      @mikeg6554 Před 4 lety +4

      @@CiaraB429 Well, I didn't point the finger at the government. However, why aren't hospitals operating like businesses in other developed counties by hammering people's wallets? Government regulation perhaps?
      Our government may not be at fault, however any change will only take place at the hand of said government.....and then peanut-allergic children will stop dying because a mother can't afford an Epipen that costs 4 - 6 hundred dollars each (less than $5 to manufacture).
      I respect your opinion, & I'm not trying to come off as aggressive.

    • @CiaraB429
      @CiaraB429 Před 4 lety

      Mike G the whole epi pen thing is a completely different thing, that’s a business (pharmaceutical companies) regulating product. just because it helps people doesn’t mean the government can force these companies to do what they want. The government controls Medicare/aid for the less fortunate, bc there’s federal and state programs for that. But for the average middle class person, they have to foot the bill themselves, which doesn’t seem right, but like i said, it’s about the money. back to your main point, hospitals act differently in other developed countries because many hospitals are inflicted by the government. Also, their taxes are A LOT higher, which means more funding goes into Insurance providers and hospitals. the government has tried to assist in healthcare, but it’s not their job, it’s the CEO’s and higher ups in those companies that need to change. we can’t blame the government for everything

    • @yourlocaltransboy7051
      @yourlocaltransboy7051 Před 4 lety +2

      Wooooo nhs

    • @rachelorr7238
      @rachelorr7238 Před 4 lety

      Mike Amen.

  • @lindseycook6733
    @lindseycook6733 Před 4 lety +30

    “WHO THE F BLUE!” 💀 😂

  • @sarahyoung7793
    @sarahyoung7793 Před 3 lety +4

    This story, and the love story are my favorite stories on the whole entire internet.

  • @pnutbuttajelly1049
    @pnutbuttajelly1049 Před 3 lety

    You explaining how you had to lift your legs up in slow motion the whole time had me in years 😂 😂😂

  • @kolequinn499
    @kolequinn499 Před 4 lety +87

    I got high and watched this and never laughed harder

  • @xxtimmyxx0456
    @xxtimmyxx0456 Před 4 lety +170

    Her: where were we
    Brandon: u were cheating on me with blue
    Her: yeah
    Me: 🤭🤭🤭🤯

    • @popcorn1956
      @popcorn1956 Před 3 lety +4

      What?!

    • @peace9076
      @peace9076 Před 3 lety

      She said yeah and I was like wait a minute something ain't right. _.

  • @carlaronquillo8891
    @carlaronquillo8891 Před 3 lety

    😂😂😂😂😂oh my gosh "help" HAHA 😂😂..LMAO!

  • @lanibanana3245
    @lanibanana3245 Před 3 lety +3

    No matter how many times I watch this it makes me cry laugh every single timeeee

  • @oliviaa1542
    @oliviaa1542 Před 4 lety +78

    now i know why brandon is so funny. he’s constantly high

  • @candacelandry
    @candacelandry Před 5 lety +97

    I’ve eaten about 500mgs and went to “the bad place” as we call it. Took me over 12 hrs to feel even a little bit better and I smoke almost daily. I no longer play with edibles!

  • @louismaple2314
    @louismaple2314 Před 3 lety +7

    2 years later im still loving this

  • @twistedcherry206
    @twistedcherry206 Před 2 lety +1

    Even watching this for the second time, Brandon whipping up his shirt to reveal the candy in the waistband makes me die😂 & still took me by complete surprise

  • @jayw7914
    @jayw7914 Před 4 lety +111

    “ we tried the smoking weed everyday, one time”

  • @abbyandersen538
    @abbyandersen538 Před 5 lety +229

    Everytime i get high i get way too high and will always sit and try to think myself out of my high. "Maybe if i make my brain think im not high, i won't be high any more"

    • @ayleenrosales6954
      @ayleenrosales6954 Před 5 lety +4

      abby andersen omffggg yeesss!!!! i thought i was the only one!!! i would tell my self that everytime i would get too high at work 😂😂😂

    • @sovietwombo381
      @sovietwombo381 Před 5 lety +5

      @@ayleenrosales6954 really? I do the soft smack in the face, and tell myself "time to sober up sunshine"
      It never works...

    • @breeviewAWAKENING
      @breeviewAWAKENING Před 5 lety +2

      I make sure to have peppercorn on hand. Neil Young said this on Howard Stern once, and ever since it is what I eat when I feel too high.

    • @joilynnshooltz6484
      @joilynnshooltz6484 Před 5 lety

      abby andersen if a person who smokes weed hasn’t done this once then they haven’t had to go home high 😭

    • @veronicalrich
      @veronicalrich Před 5 lety

      cold shower works best, i had to find the right strand because a lot of them give me severe anxiety. would always take an ice cold shower and snap right out

  • @codilynnehatfield7192
    @codilynnehatfield7192 Před 3 lety

    Wow...lesson learned I see. Glad you guys recovered.

  • @Pink.._cemetery69
    @Pink.._cemetery69 Před 2 lety

    🤣🤣🤣 y’all are to funny I swear

  • @MrFelluh
    @MrFelluh Před 5 lety +50

    "Tripping vulva" needs to be an expression.

  • @hannahmccoy6753
    @hannahmccoy6753 Před 4 lety +55

    So, I watched this video several months ago. It was literally the second video of yours I watch. I was like "what the heck did I just find?" I just rewatched it, and it a lot funnier knowing you both. Lol

    • @camgomez6053
      @camgomez6053 Před 3 lety +1

      you have the same last name as my science teacher

  • @manidk222
    @manidk222 Před 3 lety +3

    Im literally belly laughing on the floor tears streaming i know I'm a year late but I soooo needed this today😂😂😂

  • @DaPlys
    @DaPlys Před 4 lety

    First time seeing this.
    I love that you guys are telling this. I am one of those people who dont care if people do drugs or not. As long as they dont negatively affect other people (reckless driving while tripping ba...male genitalia, or smoking weed before going to a shooting range (Army)).
    It sounded like a great story. And you provide awesome entertainment. Dont know if you are doing shit while doing videos, but i friggin love them.. Thanks for the awesome entertainment!

  • @RaeMarie
    @RaeMarie Před 4 lety +105

    My boyfriend and I ate edibles once and it was the rice crispy kind. After 1 hr it didn’t hit so I ate MORE!!! After another hour, I felt like I was Keanu Reeves in the matrix. Everything felt slow motion and I was moving sooo slow! I hated it! I could hear my heartbeat in my ears. I cried to go to bed , I put on family guy and panicked because I thought peter griffins voice was in my head trying to taunt me. I forced myself to sleep, I felt like a was sinking too like she said and I woke up the next day still high. After breakfast is was gone. I hated everything about it!!