Late Night ASMR 4
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- Late Night ASMR 4
"Impromptu Relaxation for an Impromptu Visit"
Chapter 00:00:00 - "Don't Move"
Tired, stressed out, and seeking refuge from a world gone mad, you have once again waltzed unannounced late at night into your host's humble abode. He doesn't recognize you right away, so if you value your life, it would be in your best interest for you not to make any sudden movements!
Chapter 00:10:39 - "The Ammo"
Now that your host remembers you and apologizes profusely (and believe us, there was a profuse amount of apologizing going on!) for not having done so earlier (although you must admit you are partly to blame for showing up unexpectedly), he moves on with the purpose of your visit. He starts the session by showing you his crossbow ammo that has helped keep his family safe from many a nefarious organization!
Chapter 00:15:08 - "Kitchen Utensils"
As the relaxation continues, your host helps to calm you even further by manipulating the sounds of plastic cooking utensils that are safe to use on non-stick cookware! Not only are they very helpful when it comes to cooking a wonderful meal containing Meat™ , but they're great for tingling, too!
Chapter 00:22:17 - "The Dry Sponge"
As your eyelids begin to feel much heavier, as your pulse begins to slow, and as your bowels continue to further digest whatever it was that you ate however long ago it was before you first started watching this video, your host pulls out one of the great inventions know to peoplekind: the cleaning sponge! Helping to wash away dirt, stress and insomnia!
Chapter 00:26:43 - "Wet sponge & water dripping"
Just when you thought it was safe to dip a dry sponge into water... well... actually... your host does exactly that. And you love it, too!
Intermission 00:27:08 Pause here for a bathroom break!
Chapter 00:31:10 "Wooden Bowl & Spoon"
With your mind beginning to turn into goo as it slowly starts to ooze out of your ears due to all of the relaxation and tingles you have enjoyed thus far, your host continues to melt your brain even further through the use of eating paraphernalia which has been carved out of the wood from a dead tree! Or so we assume. It's possible it's fabricated wood. And if that is the case, we apologize for misleading you.
Chapter 00:38:22 Wooden spoon & water dripping
As trickles of drool begin to form around the corners of your mouth, you find yourself being pushed even further into a deeper state of soporification by the sounds of a wooden spoon dripping water into the wooden bowl that we mentioned up above in the previous chapter.
Chapter 00:41:30 "Plastic Storage Container"
How many more of the tingles and relaxations can you take? Apparently a lot more as you watch helplessly, unable to move, while your host now resorts to generating tapping sounds on another device of made out of pure bliss! (though it was specifically invented to store various food stuffs. Although you could store anything you wanted to, really, as long as it fit.)
Chapter 00:46:40 "Not Sure How To End The Session"
Your host isn't quite sure how to end the session, but that doesn't dissuade you from leaving! Or from falling asleep! Or studying! Or playing video games! Or creating art! Or performing brain surgery! Or whatever it is that you are using this video for!
The End
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Zábava
![Captain Carder & The Corrugated Cardboard Cottage of Copious Calming Comfort [ Binaural ASMR ]](/img/n.gif)
*starts video*
Me: "ahhh a new eph video..."
Eph: "DONT U MOVE A GODDAMN MUSCLE"
me: *WAT*
Blazer239 Same
ER: Now don't you move a god damn muscle.
Me: Already on it boss. That's the whole point of this relaxing ASMR, right?
I was surprised shocked...but I went into the description and I now perfectly understand
Blazer239 ✨👌🏻😂✨
Blazer239 *pulls out a AR nerf edition* the fuck did I get my self into
You've got a license to carry that cannon, son?
lisciatoredimele89 class 4 nerf permit
Taxifang ah sorry man, class 4 don't clear crossbows
Saad Haque class 4 NERF PERMIT. I didn't say weapons permit. I'm pretty sure you don't need one for crossbows.
Taxifang - For fucks sakes , there is no class "four" btw, it goes by letters.
JSoucy21 well thank you but I know there isn't a "class 4". That was part of my joke. There are classes 1~3 permits. As for me not getting Saad Haque's joke... I will apologize for that. Sorry Saad. When I read his reply I took it as a snobby remark. I did not occur to me that he might also be joking. I thought he was being a dick about firearm licenses. Kinda like you are.
Kid: mom have you seen my nerf cross bow?
Mom: your dad is using it to arrest a camera...
JakeThe5nake I laughed in the middle of the vid reading this! XD
JakeThe5nake your picture makes this so much better
wat
Imagine how awkward it must be for him to film at night. Like his kid comes down for a glass "oh sorry dad. Didn't mean to interrupt you... THATS WHERE MY NERFGUN WENT!!
Grandma nigga wtf is your profile picture
One day ER is gonna go to his kitchen unarmed expecting it to be me and then get attacked by a dalek.
G88hd Dude dalek? As in MrDalekJD? Are you a fellow zombies community member!?!?
G88hd Dude daleks did 9/11
>big chanting pepperpots
kek
Bush did 9/ll
😂👌
"Do you see this trigger? Do you hear this trigger?"
ASMR puns! Won't get to use that one very often though. It's kinda...situational...
I get it
Kalimer0 Bush did 9/11
@@asamckaig4784 bruh
Crossbow is op please nerf
Bush did 9/11
KaptainKenway 30 Proof?
Its nerf or nothing
the crossfire bow sucks
The crossy nerf NEEDED to happen
Uncle E:*gets shot by his son at close range*
Uncle E:"hang on that's not a bad idea"
E
A
Sports
*Its in the game*
ah, yes. the beauty of society
"You stay right where you are" *Farts* (I know it was just the floor)
GameWare ".....You may leave now."
Former president George W. Bush was responsible for the acts of terrorism on the Twin Towers of New York City on September 11, 2001.
GameWare omg I can't breath
Miles Morales *i n c r e a s I n g l y v e r b o s e*
GameWare
I was about to comment about that until I saw yours. 😂😂😂
Uncle E: "Don't even think about wiggling a toe"
*Wiggles an eyebrow*
Uncle E: "Don't even breathe"
*Dies several years later of fucking testicle cancer*
Lord Ender Dude lmao ikr, thats so relatable. It happens to me every tuesday.
bro same that happened to me yesterday
relatable
Lord Ender wow same thing happened to me
happened to me while i was giving a presentation in school. it was sweet...
I just imagine when his son be like 14,15 and discovers that his dad make videos like thi
s
I would be pretty embarrased when I find out that my dad makes videos about threatening someone with a neon nerf crossbow.
His son knows, he has been in a video before.
seryously? wich video?
Papaco , o Pistoleiro Not sure how it was called, but it was a minecraft video posted a few years ago. I think he also played a character in a video on twitter a few months ago.
the twitter video was posted on february 19th
For once my notifications weren't late by several hours...
Damian Skrok Bush did 9/11
Damian Skrok Bush did 9/11. The guy below you told me too.
Damian Skrok Bush did 9/11
Bush did 9/11
Bush did 9/11
Was expecting "YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL"
...What I got was better
"Now don't you move a god damn muscle" OH SHIT GOT SERIOUS
I'm a simple man. When I see food, I eat it. When I see a dream, I'm sleeping. When I see a bird, I'm flying. When I see Ephemeral Rift video, I click. When I see a comment section, I write something that has nothing to do with the video and then go back to the video.
Bush did 9/11
DarkerRunes ASMR Bush did 7/11
Bush did 6/9
DarkerRunes ASMR Bush did 9/11
Bush did bush
I died when Uncle E accidentally hit his head with the crossbow
Did anyone else see ER hit himself in the head with his crossbow at 8:24? lol
His reaction is priceless
TimesAreHard bush did muslins
Once you see you never unsee
It's far funnier than it should be
@TimesAreHard his face was like "the fuk was that?"
Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
I'm a bad gardener.
Or you have Monochromacy
Or you're in The Giver
Or you're a dog
KaptainKenway 30 OOOOOOOOOO BOOK JOKES WE GOT AN INTELLECTUAL OVER HERE OOOOOO
RustyGold Gaming or youre stevie wonder
I felt like Rift was Big Smoke and I was CJ...
"YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL"
"EY EY EYYY RIFT ITS ME CHILL CHILL"
I instantly froze at that first line but then he walked out with the nerf gun and I fucking choked laughing
Lucoa ohai Lucoa
liked for Lucoa
Waifu wars
Bush did 9/11
Bush did 9/11
Ohh boy, he's got a Nerf Crossbow. I give up
At least it wasn't a Super Soaker. We would have really been screwed then!
Morgan Gobin at least it wasn't an air pistol, that would of killed us for sure.
JinJon Kim or a jolt holy hell we would be in the hospital for months
Spartin 2502 jolts actually pretty strong
JinJon Kim dude at least he didn't have a foam Minecraft sword, we would've died
Was near the end of a raid in WoW when I felt the vibration of my phone in my left pocket. Holy shit, this got me through it stress free. And it's only been 15 minutes!
Joseph Siri Bush did 9/11
Dough Daddy Nice
Joseph Siri So no one's questioning why this man is still playing WoW lol. You use still use myspace too?
Because I still find it fun pal. No need for petty insults.
Nerf guns don't kill people. People kill people
Antonio Rivera i m agree with you
Antonio Rivera nerf guns don't kill people death kills people
no, you kill people
no, kill kills people.
Antonio Rivera thats righr
ER is drunk again. Its four in the afternoon. this is as late night as that's an actual weapon.
Digital_Static it is late in europe :(
let us get a piece of the cake too ;)
22:30 in Bratwurstland aka germany
22:50 in Schnitzelland aka Austria
22:56 in nobodygivesafuckland aka Belgium
Digital_Static probably recorded it at late night
*Robber breaks into house*
Owner: Hands up!
*Owner aims handgun at Robber*
Owner: You know what this is, it's a M1911. One shot in the head, and you're dead.
*Taps trigger*
Owner: This is the trigger.
*Empty's magazine*
Owner: This is the ammo for my M1911.
*Empty's chamber*
Owner: This is the bullet that is in my chamber
*Robber pulls out gun and shoots owner and runs*
.....*Empties (*shot*)
The Michael *1911
The Michael but it then turns out that the robber's gun was unloaded as well.
Logi Cat there is also a firearm that's called M1911... not just 1911
Brayden Keller The M1911 is a semi-automatic pistol that can trace its roots back to the 1900s. The M1911 is the official service designation for the first 1911 introduced into service. I highly doubt the owner owns a first model M1911, but rather a *1911*, as anybody that has even a remote knack for firearms in the US should know that any civilian M1911, or 1911 derivative, is refered to as a *1911*.
27:07 I'M MAKING THAT MY WALLPAPER XD hehehe this video is comedy gold. screw sleeping to this I wanna laugh
I love reading the description, if you guys/gals haven't...he spends a lot of time to break down every video, I appreciate it!!
Personally I prefer listening to Corvus when I'm making dinner, but I think this should do just fine!
I don't care if it's been over a year since I started watching you, the amount of depth to your videos still blows my socks off.
Last evening at the table:
E.R: son can i have ur nerf gun?
Son: wtf why dad
E.R: u dont even know :)
Son: dad thats cringy! ^passes nerf gun^
E.R: *DONT U DARE TO MOVE A MUSCLE!*
Mike Scribble *A GOD DAMN MUSCLE**
Mike Scribble
Son: Mom! Dad's at it again!!
Mike Scribble a guy named anton kottorp told me to reply with this comment with "bush did 9/11"
Mike Scribble Excuse me sir, but do you have a moment? A man by the name of Anton Kottorp would like me to inform you that former president Bush was indeed responsible for the atrocity that was the terrorist attack of 9/11. I hope that now that you have been informed, you realize the consequences of having a comment above his. May his comment surpass yours to spare you of any more public conspiracy announcements.
Mike Scribble I did 9/11
who else held their breath when he said "dont even breathe" 😂😂😂
ZGamer626 I did😂
Finally! Something to watch while in the shower.
Dan L
UNDERSTAND ME NOW...
Don't master bate
I’m sorry what
Yaaaay! This is one of my favorite series, love the Late Nights
so impressed by your creativity!
He mentioned Daleks, who else thinks Rift would make a great Doctor Who? Maybe a future roleplay.
these late night hang out type videos are the only reason i got any sleep for a few weeks when I went through a bad break up a few months ago. They made me feel a whole lot less lonely when it was 3 o'clock in the morning and my tears had dried up. I'm sure you hear a lot about how you impact peoples lives and help them and maybe it's white noise at this point but thanks for making me feel less alone during lonely times and cared about when I felt nobody did. I'm much happier now but these videos still feel very warm and comforting to me.
I wish you made a 5th one of these. The relaxed tone you talk with in these really helps me with anxiety because it sounds more familiar and relatable
*ITS NERF OR NOTHIN*
Uncle E: Why are you in our kitchen?
Me: Just as a power station requires gas or coal to power its turbines and generate energy, so we need fuel - in the form of food - to power our continued existence. The foods we eat provide us with a range of nutrients: vitamins, minerals, water, fat, carbohydrates, fibre, and protein
Very amusing description. Can't wait to watch! Thank you.
I cant wait to see this when I get home, favorite series by far
0:38 "don't even breathe."
*coughs*
I don't have any Earbuds so I played this on my phone and my TV and perfectly synced it so I hear it in both ears to fall asleep lmao
ER's videos are just as entertaining as they are relaxing and I love it.
This guy is like the God of ASMR for me. I mean even the entrance of his videos is loveable. He takes it very seriously and does his thing with much passion. I personally salute this guy and would like you to do it as well.
I'm sorry to have invited myself in like this, I just wanted to see your progress on that upcoming roblox roleplay.
My son and I started laughing so hard when you walked in with the NERF crossbow! >.
Edie Smith mad respect that you watch ASMR with your son.
Edie Smith under the assumption your son is below talking age or at least very young, does asmr help him sleep or relax when he's feeling restless and won't sleep (and by proxy won't let you sleep)? If so that's an awesome idea! No prescribed shit from the doctors (I know it has its use when absolutely necessary but this sort of medication is way over prescribed) to knock a kid out like cattle, just mum&son enjoying some asmr and quality bonding time.
My future son/daughter will definitely be dosed with a large amount of ASMR from a young age.
Awesome idea 💡
Liam Wiltshire I have two sons; 9 years and 16 months and they both benefit from ASMR! My 9 year old uses it to fall asleep every single night. I've advised him on what content he needs to avoid and I keep an eye on his watch history. He does get tingles and he has some anxiety so it really helps calm him down. We share our favorite videos and triggers, it's so cool. My 16 m/o gets mesmerized by it for a while but usually gets bored. ASMR is great for children!
We are all children, and we all love ASMR. Once again mad respect, too young to have kids, but I'll try this when I do
Saad Haque I swear this is the nicest community in the whole Internet
It's a miracle with a new late night asmr
I really liked the sound of when he was pressing on the trigger, found a new favorite asmr noise.
he protec
but he also attak
1:34 I can tell he has never done this before.
Lol
I am actually blown away by who you can turn anything into an ASMR wonderland. That NERF bullet was godlike
As always quality material! Great work Rift x
"Don't move a muscle"
*Moves muscle
"Don't bat eye lash"
*bats eyelash
"Don't breath"
*breaths
That's right I AM MY OWN PERSON
Rift can you please make a sketch comedy channel, your acting and jokes kill me!
This is the first asmr video of his that in watching and I legit subscribed in the first few seconds😂 this is the quality asmr content that I have been looking for
That ending was absolute perfection.
Please don't use this video for performing brain surgery
Veronika K. Bush did 9/11
Veronika K. Bush did 9/11
Veronika K. Bush did 711
Bush did 9/11
British Twat kush did 420
took u about 5 minutes to realize that u knew the person u threatened to shoot with a Nerf crossbow lmao
That description is brilliant! Haha
I like the description detail, very nice for viewing.
0:13 that was the meanest fart of all time
SIR it is your fault for not locking your front door
Literally my favorite videos to find in my sub box
Honestly I can't say how much I appreciate you.
Eph:"Now don't you move a god danm muscle"
Me:Woah OK OK calm down I'll leave...(walks in with a nerf gun) *facepalm
the fucking beginning of this video where he walks in just scared the living fuck out of me, i though it was someone in my room
Floor creaking was very tingly :) Great video
Just found out about you and I am amazed! Utterly and totally stunned at the quality of content. Not just that though, but the tingles and immensity of relaxation that I feel while listening simply surprised me. I typically listen to female asmr artists and was recently convinced to try you out and now it is nearly all I want to listen to. Even when I am not in need of sleep I have it on in the background now. It is so relaxing and the quality is out of this world. So I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart for what you do. You are remarkable!
27:00 "I do kind of have to pee. Eh, I should be fine."
27:30 *starts tapping foot*
27:50 *crosses legs*
28:40 *crosses legs harder*
29:50 *grabs crotch hard to stop any leaks*
30:30 "Woops." *Gets up to go get a towel*
If that Nerf bullet had a CZcams channel I would subscribe to it.
At the end when he didn't know how to end the session, I really hoped for the tissue package to suddenly turn up and baffle my ears with everlasting ASMR glory
That was the greatest intro to an asmr video ever
This guy is a genious
You are too
that gun scares me
*shook*
great vid ...relaxing and awesome
This is amazing
Pro Hanzo
Lujo Esquire @PROHanzo
I need healing
Mada mada
I can't be the only one who thought that he farted at 0:14
Simple ASMR whatever sounds work :)
Simple ASMR whatever sounds work :)
Simple ASMR prob the floor its creaky
I thought that too
Love when you do traditional asmr videos : )
i watched this video on a random playlist and I was completely asleep, lol.
Is it normal to be scared of this man with a nerf crossbow?
I dunno but I'm aroused
+still crying over mcr tbh there can only be one wendy chan
family finatial well, shit just got real.
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!
Thank you so much for making another one of these 😃 there so good makes you feel like your there great video
I love the description😂❤
4:13 is best fart
I don't like pancakes, i prefer French Toast
Well great, now we're never getting world peace.
I love the amount of effort he puts in his vids
major tingles at the end there with the whispering
4:15 A huge ass fart
that thumbnail though
when you start questioning the pronunciation of water, it got me to think as well as relax with the scraping sponge.It made an entirely new ASMR experience. I think you found a new trigger
The sponge soothed my soul
rift in the hood being akward. ..
I m g o n n a w a t c h t h I s t o n I g h t
11:00 OH MY GOD NEVER DO AIR SOFT, I went to got paint balling and they said the teams were full so I had to do air soft instead and they bruise ;-; getting hit with them feel like a wasp sting
And no they don't provide armor just face masks. You have to bring your own armor
Hunter Neal i gotta scar from paintball on my collarbone
man paintball is nothing compared to air soft
I love all your ASMR stuff, so so so so relaxing. It's amazing. Have you considered doing a Gary Oldman Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy interrogation style ASMR before? I think you'd be great and hold a lot of gravitas for it. Thanks again for the relaxation, it really helps.
Yo i went home sick from work today to watch this and it did not disappoint. Keep them coming Ephy !
hey 5 years later, no my sister hates pancakes i like em tho
had to use the witness joke :(
at least im not alone
Yes!!!!! Haha never heard you curse before! This is amazing! My new favorite video!
Miraculous hands, everything you touch sounds incredible!