All Jeremy Clarkson Hawkstone Lager Ads

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  • čas přidán 13. 12. 2022
  • All clips from taken from the official Hawkstone Lager CZcams and Instagram: / hawkstone
    Title is a lie, I probably missed some.
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Komentáře • 697

  • @evanbyers6240
    @evanbyers6240 Před rokem +2260

    I just watched eight and a half minutes worth of advertising voluntarily... this man is pure genius

    • @chk1tout
      @chk1tout Před rokem +23

      I only had to scroll down 2 comments to see my own thoughts written 1 day before I thought of them...

    • @colmcgillveray1010
      @colmcgillveray1010 Před rokem +1

      Yeah, that reflects on you.

    • @steffenbendel6031
      @steffenbendel6031 Před rokem +9

      @@DangerousDeadman You could say, it is almost as refreshing as a Hawkstone Lager.

    • @jamesmacdonald8293
      @jamesmacdonald8293 Před rokem +1

      Same :(

    • @leopard708
      @leopard708 Před rokem +1

      @@DangerousDeadman nice

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 Před rokem +2226

    I've been really enjoying Clarkson's Farm and Richard Hammond's Workshop, It's great to see all they have been able to make... And just imagine, it's probable none of this would have been possible if Clarkson hadn't punched that man in the face.

    • @dandellar200
      @dandellar200 Před rokem

      True, he has a face anybody would punch.

    • @gave2haze
      @gave2haze Před rokem +129

      Thank god it wasn't from punching piers morgan tho, that would have made him actually useful

    • @divAPEX
      @divAPEX Před rokem +21

      i haven't watched a lot of those yet. i want to finish James may our man in japan first

    • @johnpiss4443
      @johnpiss4443 Před rokem +1

      Facts

    • @dazzaMusic
      @dazzaMusic Před rokem +28

      I think Top gear ran its course anyway around that period they probably would’ve done it for a few more years and then quit because of the work conditions,

  • @AA-bj1bu
    @AA-bj1bu Před rokem +663

    I can't believe I just willingly watched commercials because of this man's delivery

  • @Jedi_Spartan_38
    @Jedi_Spartan_38 Před rokem +108

    5:46 "Is it the Dacia Sandero?"

  • @renz1013
    @renz1013 Před rokem +503

    He made enough of these to make an 8 minute compilation wtf

    • @albert-uj8ci
      @albert-uj8ci Před rokem +4

      Not exactly Hollywood epics tho are they!

    • @huh8896
      @huh8896 Před rokem

      @@albert-uj8ci tf you on? They’re better than anything Hollywood has put out in the past 10 years

    • @wardvandroogenbroeck786
      @wardvandroogenbroeck786 Před rokem +30

      @@albert-uj8ci no they are better than that

    • @TermlessHGW
      @TermlessHGW Před rokem +9

      He probably made them all in one afternoon.

    • @trainskitsetc
      @trainskitsetc Před rokem +1

      Propper alan partridge level stuff

  • @VXGaming
    @VXGaming Před rokem +188

    Wonder if James May sells it in his pub. Probably named it the bloody awful just to spite Jeremy.

    • @alexleech4490
      @alexleech4490 Před rokem +40

      Technically, he can't call it that unless he puts Bovril and a brick in it.... #OGsknow

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai Před rokem +24

      @@alexleech4490 I am now tempted to seek out James Mays Pub and order a bloody awful, I will probably be hung drawn and quatered but I feel like the risk of upsetting the locals is worth it!

    • @xtr3m3fLx
      @xtr3m3fLx Před rokem

      @@Elenrai No no, you won't be hung, but ya just might be hanged...

    • @alee_enn
      @alee_enn Před rokem +2

      @@alexleech4490 I actually got that reference. Very smoothie.

  • @rhergav
    @rhergav Před rokem +180

    Speed and power solves many things

  • @thebaron9059
    @thebaron9059 Před rokem +534

    I spend all of my time on CZcams refreshing the page to skip adverts. Yet I gladly watched this. Long live Clarkson.

    • @incTG
      @incTG  Před rokem +35

      use an adblocker!

    • @alfredfuxen5282
      @alfredfuxen5282 Před rokem +6

      ​@@incTG LIAR!!!! You have 8:30 minutes of ads downloaded in you computer 🙄

    • @mozxz
      @mozxz Před rokem +1

      Adblock, it will save your IQ points for better use, to watch porn ad free for example....

    • @espben360
      @espben360 Před rokem +1

      It only this was the ad that would pop up instead of random shit 😂

    • @liamodonnell7212
      @liamodonnell7212 Před rokem

      Can’t Adblock on my phone so I do the same. Just keep re-clicking the same vid up to 10 times lol

  • @Mark-lj1dj
    @Mark-lj1dj Před rokem +378

    Clarkson doing beer ads or may making endless sandwiches is still more entertaining than new top gear

  • @johndavidson4127
    @johndavidson4127 Před rokem +65

    There was so much Spring that even Vivaldi might report a copyright infringement case.

  • @stuff31
    @stuff31 Před rokem +623

    him constantly breaking advertising codes has probably made it sell twice as well as all the ads have ended up on the internet instead of TV, so they spread faster. Jezza has unintentionally developed a very effective marketing strategy.

    • @jestestuman
      @jestestuman Před rokem +85

      Intentionally, I would say. He knows his stuff. He done this with ads on TG already, so now he can just improve.

    • @bombercountyblues
      @bombercountyblues Před rokem +20

      You really think any of it was actually intended for TV in the first place?😳

    • @jestestuman
      @jestestuman Před rokem +2

      @@bombercountyblues no, but the format was already defined. Now he used the opportunity to use it in reality.

    • @ziggybadans
      @ziggybadans Před rokem +19

      Haha definitely not unintentional. Jezza is a marketing genius, he has changed the way presenting is done on TV in a massive way, and the format of TV shows in general. He was so sad about leaving Top Gear because he had an ongoing vision for that show, an idea for how it was different to every other show out there! He knows how to grab peoples attention in a way without being obnoxious and in your face, which so many people do nowadays, which is why I love his style.

    • @DaleSteel
      @DaleSteel Před rokem

      Unintentionally? Wow your a very gullible person. You probably still think covid was legit too don't you? Bless.

  • @daddyratt4065
    @daddyratt4065 Před rokem +349

    I love how he gets the maths wrong at 2:03

    • @TheChzoronzon
      @TheChzoronzon Před rokem +14

      Totally on purpose, I'd say

    • @danielvandam
      @danielvandam Před rokem

      @@TheChzoronzon it’s just a mistake, it happens… your celeb heroes don’t have to be inch perfect do they?

    • @TheChzoronzon
      @TheChzoronzon Před rokem

      @@danielvandam Dude... do you think Jezza edits his own vids, and has nobody to check everything about them before posting the ad?
      Ffs, he even comically pauses... and this is one of the oldest tricks in the book to get Comments.
      Btw, "heroe" is the last thing I'd call him, lol... you are not only gullible, but thin skinned af :D

    • @danielvandam
      @danielvandam Před rokem

      @@TheChzoronzon jesus the irony is almost palpable

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 Před rokem +45

    This is a collection of how to advertise to your intended demographic.

  • @adriansuler7389
    @adriansuler7389 Před rokem +79

    'Fuck me, that's good!' is probably the best advertising slogan, (pause) in the world!

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC Před rokem +44

    They should have done this Keith Floyd-style and had Jeremy film all the commercials in one afternoon while getting progressively more and more pissed off his own lager.

    • @Hascienda27
      @Hascienda27 Před rokem +1

      Can’t even swear on late night adverts nowadays let alone get wasted 🙄 really missed the golden age of the 70/80s tv

  • @shanemitchell5807
    @shanemitchell5807 Před rokem +250

    "Twitter is for morons". The best thing Jeremy has ever said.

    • @Baz09
      @Baz09 Před rokem +3

      Yeah

    • @suckieduckie
      @suckieduckie Před rokem

      His explanation of twitter to Kaleb was even better: "Twitter is a platform for leftwing people to espouse their increasingly leftwing opinion to other leftwing people"

    • @moaningpheromones
      @moaningpheromones Před rokem

      i believe he said 'fucking morons'. maybe you left out the fucking because it's fucking.

    • @gg2324
      @gg2324 Před 8 měsíci +1

      i wonder what he would think of reddit lol

  • @yodleed8526
    @yodleed8526 Před rokem +63

    I love that the music makes the advert feel more sophisticated than it actually is

    • @vink6163
      @vink6163 Před rokem +1

      Funny too because the song is called "Spring" (from Vivaldi's Four Seasons) and he's making the lager from Spring Barley, so it's actually quite a clever choice.

  • @nelsonwhaley6348
    @nelsonwhaley6348 Před rokem +34

    This kind of humour is sheer gold and much missed from TV screens. Keep going Jeremy!!

  • @ArthurNunes29
    @ArthurNunes29 Před rokem +181

    Funny how Jeremy isn't allowed to say Hawkstone Lagger is better than Birmingham
    ...but nobody raised a finger about saying it's better than Spain

    • @orwellboy1958
      @orwellboy1958 Před rokem +15

      I think that's because it's just a foregone conclusion.

    • @acesul8811
      @acesul8811 Před rokem +20

      The reason the South of France is such a popular holiday destination is because its the farthest south you can go without having to go to Spain.

    • @rossi19931
      @rossi19931 Před rokem +2

      As a brummie...it is better than burminam....an I've not seen this lager anywhere!!

    • @andylake3230
      @andylake3230 Před rokem

      The whole complaint about Jeremy's lager being better than Birmingham is completely void. You can't compare two totally different things, a city and a lager. It is irrelevant , it should compared to another lager like Carlsberg, and Hawkestone would probably be the best lager in the world.😁

  • @drazoric2275
    @drazoric2275 Před rokem +26

    I will skip two adds every video. Yet I just sat and binge-watched all of Clarkson's adds. Quality.

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 Před rokem +32

    2:27 "Diddly *Scot* Farm"?
    How many Hawkstones have you had Jezza?

  • @tommillard4193
    @tommillard4193 Před rokem +195

    I'm a Guinness drinker myself and have never had Jeremys beer but I am from Birmingham and can already say without even trying it that it is better than Birmingham 👍

    • @taimaishu-nao1922
      @taimaishu-nao1922 Před rokem +6

      You think he actually meant Birmingham, Alabama where he and the rest of the trio were attacked on their trek across the Southern US?

    • @tommillard4193
      @tommillard4193 Před rokem +7

      @@taimaishu-nao1922 who knows Birmingham UK is as bad

    • @MyUnoriginalUsername
      @MyUnoriginalUsername Před rokem +13

      @@taimaishu-nao1922 It's a national running joke how shit Birmingham is compared to all the other cities in the UK.

    • @syko2695
      @syko2695 Před rokem +2

      @@MyUnoriginalUsername Not necessarily, it's fantastic if you fancy a stab wound or a rat-infested council house

    • @justincase9471
      @justincase9471 Před rokem +1

      @@syko2695 Sounds like a nice place for a holiday trip with the fam

  • @BHT15
    @BHT15 Před rokem +34

    I don't usually watch advertisements but Clarkson's dialect and appearance can't take your eyes off the screen. Long live Clarkson.

  • @E233ful
    @E233ful Před rokem +130

    5:07 We all know how fast geoff goes.

  • @kurtlagon2023
    @kurtlagon2023 Před rokem +24

    5:46 What?
    The "Hawkstone Lager" ads are seriously increase on high demand...
    "Ohh Nooo!" Anyway?

  • @nalgene247
    @nalgene247 Před rokem +76

    The man understands good humor.

  • @Sc0tt_e
    @Sc0tt_e Před rokem +2

    It’s the way the music comes in every time

  • @oliverlewis4433
    @oliverlewis4433 Před rokem +26

    2:40-2:55. This is the best advert for hawkstone. All the other companies are more like ''don't combine alcohol and work''
    Clarkson ''You can't beat a cold refreshing pint of my lager, before heading out to work in the morning''
    This man is a legend

  • @TechInspected
    @TechInspected Před rokem +45

    This Hawkstone Lager guy is pretty cool. He should apply to host a car show.

  • @justinmorris9651
    @justinmorris9651 Před rokem +45

    Absolute genius of a man. Grew up watching his show, (top gear), which the BBC tried and failed. Jezza says things that are true and says what , probably everyone else want to say. But too affraid to say. National treasur.

  • @mpod_creative
    @mpod_creative Před rokem +6

    I moved out of UK almost year ago. I wish to come back just to have pint of Hawkstone Lager at some local British pub.

  • @RootedHat
    @RootedHat Před rokem +66

    His genius knows no bounds

    • @TheSonnyGo
      @TheSonnyGo Před rokem +14

      Sometimes, it's almost frightening.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Před rokem +1

      It generates gravity and is audible if one listens closely

  • @selder_7
    @selder_7 Před rokem +4

    It’s a testament to the man that he can have himself literally walking in the raw product that you’d be drinking, and it’s still an effective advert

  • @rodneyquinn2528
    @rodneyquinn2528 Před rokem +4

    His genius is so profound we all watched 8mins of adverts 😂 truly frightening

  • @kerokerocola99
    @kerokerocola99 Před rokem +6

    0:47
    HE SAID IT

  • @timmy9796
    @timmy9796 Před rokem +12

    Springtime is upon us !

  • @darrylbuckett5380
    @darrylbuckett5380 Před rokem +4

    He should get Gerald to do a Hawkstone lager add, with a prize for the first person to work out what he said. Cheers

    • @georgesaddington1274
      @georgesaddington1274 Před 3 měsíci

      yeah and nsnjinsiubo sjubionbsk jhijn injns body armour in the jnijbsobho js jnsib when its cloudy jbdbob, sjbohbs, ajbjd and the sharp bottle, you'll never jhbsoubs in there.

  • @dragonranger8456
    @dragonranger8456 Před rokem +21

    Can this be imported to the US? Asking for a friend...

  • @chefevans5705
    @chefevans5705 Před rokem +31

    I don't dance, but I would like to get drunk on Jeremy's beer and dance around the Hawkstone. Wait, I'll just drink three (or six) and walk around the rock.

  • @JRock3091
    @JRock3091 Před rokem +13

    I love everything about this

  • @zxr-cade2026
    @zxr-cade2026 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Sir Jeramy Clarkson has spoken 😂

  • @sorenbaek9626
    @sorenbaek9626 Před rokem +11

    When you drink a dozen or so bottles of Hawkstone Lager you experience 12 to 18 hours of lost time before regaining consciousness in the middle of a roundabout somewhere just out side Milton Keynes with your jeans smelling like paint stripper. Fucking good night

  • @dodderss
    @dodderss Před rokem +12

    beer

  • @kinasc1575
    @kinasc1575 Před rokem +12

    Everything this bloke does is hilarious! We love ya mate.👍

  • @CATBRO
    @CATBRO Před rokem +7

    Imagine when CZcams ads were like this

  • @Day-vn8lj
    @Day-vn8lj Před rokem +2

    the return of the babeh jeesus

  • @spamviking
    @spamviking Před rokem +3

    7:00 Hawkstone Lager, now with added flavour from Clarkson's shoes and pants.

  • @ashb1712
    @ashb1712 Před rokem

    i love this man

  • @SKG1941
    @SKG1941 Před rokem +8

    He is a treasure. I will never ever forget how much pleasure watching him work has been in my life. Sucks we have to get old. But he’s definitely doing it in style.

  • @davidrichmond282
    @davidrichmond282 Před rokem +1

    This is the best advertising anyone could ask for honest and to the point we all make averts like this.

  • @mr.carguy654
    @mr.carguy654 Před rokem +24

    Take a drink of Hawkstone Lager every time Jeremy says Hawkstone Lager!

  • @sreeharics8066
    @sreeharics8066 Před 4 měsíci +2

    When he said "Good news" i immediately thought of the dacia sandero clip

  • @m_g_khatravinsky
    @m_g_khatravinsky Před rokem +11

    There's nothing quite like Clarkson being himself selling his drink with Vivaldi being played constantly on the background.

  • @Soulmusic357
    @Soulmusic357 Před rokem

    Living legend.

  • @stufoo
    @stufoo Před rokem +2

    Hard to make, easy to drink really is a great little saying for a beer. Simple, but for a small scale brewery, true.

  • @Addo666
    @Addo666 Před rokem +1

    This is a proper ad

  • @onepotW
    @onepotW Před rokem +8

    GOOD NEWS!

  • @dtb4394
    @dtb4394 Před rokem

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to Jeeza, Lisa, Kaleb, any dogs and other pets, all livestock and any birds, mammals, fish or insects present at the farm and the Hawkstone.

  • @markpaulo269
    @markpaulo269 Před rokem +3

    Totally agree with the George Clooney thing.

  • @tanker335
    @tanker335 Před rokem +11

    Every time I start to forget how funny he is, he comes along and reminds me.

  • @evelynsahoe8896
    @evelynsahoe8896 Před rokem +2

    Well now I know what I'm drinking next weekend. Praying shipping ain't too long

  • @MarkJohnson-ro1ed
    @MarkJohnson-ro1ed Před rokem +2

    I want to see this at my local in Australia!

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC Před rokem +1

    Never thought I'd watch this many adverts again lol...

  • @fadingfirkin1
    @fadingfirkin1 Před rokem +1

    Hawkstone Lager on the Perfect Draft is fantastic.

  • @bignelly9476
    @bignelly9476 Před rokem +49

    I need this imported to Canada now. We need to get Jeremy a new car.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai Před rokem +10

      he needs his own car brand, the hawkstone! the fuel source is obvious!

    • @bignelly9476
      @bignelly9476 Před rokem +2

      @@Elenrai there would be a trim level called speed and power

    • @waltch5711
      @waltch5711 Před rokem

      @@Elenrai drunk driving will be easier than ever

    • @N1611n
      @N1611n Před rokem

      @@Elenrai The contents of your bladder after a skin full of Hawkstone. 😁

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar Před rokem

      @@bignelly9476 no that's the only trim level lol

  • @Alexiosftw
    @Alexiosftw Před 3 měsíci

    The only ads I’d willingly watch 😂

  • @dragonhunter6102
    @dragonhunter6102 Před rokem +1

    i swear if i had all ads like this i still would have watched tv

  • @monkintraining
    @monkintraining Před rokem +1

    jeremy clarkson is a human treasure

  • @luciamarangoni1722
    @luciamarangoni1722 Před rokem +5

    Very beautiful

  • @gillie-monger3394
    @gillie-monger3394 Před rokem +12

    I'd rather watch this video on repeat for 45 minutes than an episode of the 'new' top gear.

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 Před rokem +25

    I like how the lawyers didn’t object to him saying his lager is “six times better” than God’s creation but did object to him saying it’s “better than Birmingham”.

    • @mattBLACKpunk
      @mattBLACKpunk Před rokem

      Rest of the universe just pulling Birmingham down

    • @watchdog7263
      @watchdog7263 Před rokem +9

      Pretty sure he said that because Hammond is from Birmingham 😂

    • @hexaV_
      @hexaV_ Před rokem

      and Spain

  • @gw7477
    @gw7477 Před rokem +5

    You can't buy it anywhere because Clarkson drank it all

  • @Slonge92
    @Slonge92 Před rokem +1

    Session beer used to equal any beer, but that was last year.

  • @HTaylor04
    @HTaylor04 Před rokem

    im sold

  • @samuelsmith6804
    @samuelsmith6804 Před rokem

    Best advertisements since the " VW scirocco TDI, Berlin to Warsaw in one tank"

  • @LunringNassar
    @LunringNassar Před rokem +7

    Some say it's also called "Top Beer".

  • @speedwaystevemk2
    @speedwaystevemk2 Před rokem +1

    Missed a trick , needed Gerald telling us how good the Hawkstone larger is :) That's real box office

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 Před rokem +1

    If I wasnt already going to like this, the "Fuck off George Clooney" would have won me over. 😂

  • @Jerry-cc4nk
    @Jerry-cc4nk Před rokem +13

    If there is an order of some hawkstone going to Germany it might be mine. I had to laugh for 8:37minutes. I love everything Clarkson, Hammond or May are doing and I do watch it in english if anyhow possible, because the German translation has a German license and is playing by the rules, which isn´t as funny as the original.

  • @TheGrenadier97
    @TheGrenadier97 Před rokem

    I'll never not smile at how he says "Baby Jesus"

  • @Boofman19
    @Boofman19 Před rokem +1

    There won’t be any left as Jezza is drinking it all😂

  • @example2844
    @example2844 Před rokem +1

    Does anyone else think that Spring the Four Seasons just works so well for these ads?

  • @smooothest
    @smooothest Před rokem +1

    Hawkstone Lager fixed my marriage.

  • @isaacsrandomvideos667

    Legend

  • @CableWrestler
    @CableWrestler Před rokem

    This beer is awesome.

  • @SMGJohn
    @SMGJohn Před rokem +7

    He becoming more of a villain every second and I love it.

  • @jama211
    @jama211 Před rokem

    So good

  • @emptybucket1988
    @emptybucket1988 Před rokem +3

    He'll Yeah I Will buy Hawkstone Lager

  • @TheAyeAye1
    @TheAyeAye1 Před rokem

    Okay. I just spent eight minutes watching commercials for a beer I can't buy where I live. Give it up for Clarkson

  • @sarahjones-jf4pr
    @sarahjones-jf4pr Před rokem

    Jeremy Clarkson says it as it is no frills hilarious,talented, savvy business man oh yes and really does have a heart .

  • @amozeshkade9538
    @amozeshkade9538 Před rokem

    I always skipped ads even famous super bowl ads.but now Voluntarily watch JC ads compilation 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thelonglane
    @thelonglane Před rokem

    Great ads. Had a pint of Sullivans Irish pale ale yesterday. Its also fucking good... it really is.

  • @scottie1858
    @scottie1858 Před rokem

    Canadian here. F'ing legendary! Shine on!

  • @DreadEnder
    @DreadEnder Před rokem +5

    Only Clarkson makes ads that I’d actually like to watch!

  • @keeleybunyan1402
    @keeleybunyan1402 Před rokem

    absolutely brilliant....I could watch him all day..

  • @muhdhazmanhasnizan8596
    @muhdhazmanhasnizan8596 Před rokem +1

    That theme song of this ada is Vivaldi, The Four Seasons, Spring (La Primavera)
    you’re welcome

  • @AgencyIsland
    @AgencyIsland Před rokem +2

    The sheer vibes of malicious compliance Jeremy exudes warms my soul I cannot lie

  • @FokkerBoombass
    @FokkerBoombass Před rokem +5

    Hearing Jeremy swear without the bleeps feels oddly cathartic.

  • @tonycatman
    @tonycatman Před rokem +1

    1:08 "Fuck me, that's good"
    Every advertiser ever has wanted to use that line.

  • @user-ue7vf1sy5z
    @user-ue7vf1sy5z Před rokem +1

    The lager is magic Jezza. Cheers.