Why Shrek the Third is a Cinematic Disaster

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  • @whatever_it_can_be1222
    @whatever_it_can_be1222 Před 4 lety +21719

    Shrek 2: What I think I'm writing
    Shrek 3: What I'm actually writing

    • @thelastmlg2699
      @thelastmlg2699 Před 4 lety +607

      I am sorry to hear that

    • @tiablue9106
      @tiablue9106 Před 4 lety +264

      SAME

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus Před 4 lety +614

      What you think you're writing: "I want what every princess wants: to live happily every after... with the Ogre that I married."
      What you're actually writing: "iF yOu DoN't ThInK ThIs WhOlE MaD ScEnE iS DoPe, I FeEl YoU, DuDe."

    • @kirolloshalim1533
      @kirolloshalim1533 Před 4 lety +138

      @@woofyou1186 dude what do you mean?, Shrek 3 is far worse

    • @whatever_it_can_be1222
      @whatever_it_can_be1222 Před 4 lety +108

      @@woofyou1186 i was surprised to hear that many people don't like the first movie

  • @8-bitsarda747
    @8-bitsarda747 Před 3 lety +6477

    I wont lie, that shot of Prince Charming riding through the forest on a horse, only for the camera to zoom out and reveal that he's actually pretending to ride a stick with a horse head in front of scrolling screen always gets a chuckle out of me

    • @matheusmariani3108
      @matheusmariani3108 Před 2 lety +279

      Turned into a meme for some months

    • @thisisrex1676
      @thisisrex1676 Před 2 lety +165

      That is the only scene I like in this movie.

    • @DopeDevastation
      @DopeDevastation Před 2 lety +67

      But this CZcamsr says it wasn't funny, yall a bunch of followers this movie has tons of comedy, people just bandwagon hate

    • @hamishstewart5324
      @hamishstewart5324 Před 2 lety +53

      Also… *DADA*

    • @hentaihaven2843
      @hentaihaven2843 Před 2 lety +41

      @@hamishstewart5324 that creeped me out as kid ngl

  • @pikachuomg7184
    @pikachuomg7184 Před 2 lety +3931

    Shrek 1: The perfect beginning.
    Shrek 2: The perfect sequel
    Shrek 3: The perfect way to ruin a Saga.
    Shrek Forever After: The perfect ending.

    • @juregobviooogroverde9107
      @juregobviooogroverde9107 Před rokem +216

      Shrek the TURD.

    • @pikachuomg7184
      @pikachuomg7184 Před rokem +25

      @@juregobviooogroverde9107 nice one xd

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před rokem +148

      Puss in Boots 1: The okay spin-off
      Puss in Boots 2: The perfect spin-off
      Shrek 5: The perfect comeback
      Donkey: Another perfect spin-off
      Shrek 6: Shrek the Third x 2

    • @dylanstern7767
      @dylanstern7767 Před rokem +5

      Kuroodod: the perfect get along
      Burgerkiss: the perfect way to ruin everyone’s favorite ships
      Frumples: the perfect comparison to sum

    • @locomotivetrainstation6053
      @locomotivetrainstation6053 Před rokem +8

      @@kieranstark7213 6 is 3 X 2 not + 2

  • @frankisnot1148
    @frankisnot1148 Před rokem +991

    tbh i never understood why Rapunzel turned against the other princesses. it always felt like such a "we pulled this out of our asses" moment to me.

    • @DivineChaos204
      @DivineChaos204 Před rokem +106

      If I had to be honest, it should've been Cinderella, but like in Cinderella III: A Twist Of Time, they should've made the other evil sister pretend to be her to lead the princesses away

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith Před 11 měsíci +70

      @@DivineChaos204 oh hell, that would’ve been so good. We would’ve had tons of sisterhood jokes too with Doris, oh I’m so sad now

    • @Homerstar
      @Homerstar Před 10 měsíci +58

      I have a theory that it was meant to be a jab at Tangled. Whilst Tangled wouldn't come until 3 years later, the movie was in development for a long time so I'm guessing Dreamworks thought/hoped that Tangled would come out the same year as Shrek the Third.

    • @DivineChaos204
      @DivineChaos204 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@Homerstar Hmmmm what would it be about tho?

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka Před 4 měsíci +1

      Same 😭

  • @frenchfriesfan2005
    @frenchfriesfan2005 Před 4 lety +12621

    My father legit thought Shrek Forever After was the third Shrek movie.
    I wish he was right.

  • @bootyman20
    @bootyman20 Před 4 lety +5919

    The only good joke in this movie is Prince Charming.

    • @QuackersClocksYT
      @QuackersClocksYT Před 4 lety +201

      the joke is the movie itself

    • @justthatoneguy737
      @justthatoneguy737 Před 4 lety +171

      @@QuackersClocksYT That implies the movie is funny.

    • @QuackersClocksYT
      @QuackersClocksYT Před 4 lety +94

      no, i didn't say the movie was a *good* joke. i just said the movie itself is a joke, and not in a good way.

    • @justthatoneguy737
      @justthatoneguy737 Před 4 lety +27

      @@QuackersClocksYT I know what you meant.

    • @skrev1697
      @skrev1697 Před 4 lety +2

      That is right

  • @Fppiq
    @Fppiq Před rokem +802

    Apart from the Pinocchio lying scene, a scene I also find funny (kinda) is when Charming’s practising for killing Shrek. He’s just killing people in Shrek suits and hearing them grunt when they die is always a nice detail. I also love Charming’s frustration during his practise. Most of the time it gets a chuckle from me.

    • @wserthmar8908
      @wserthmar8908 Před rokem +37

      the high school sequence was great and should've been longer. Besides, Puss in Boots' funniest lines were "some people don't understand borderlines" and "you my friend are royally ******"

    • @Yeetus__Deletus__PS
      @Yeetus__Deletus__PS Před rokem +52

      "Well somebody better be dying" was also pretty funny, then it ruined it with multiple fake deaths

    • @LegoReader12345hello
      @LegoReader12345hello Před rokem +22

      Indeed, it got funny when he thought the last guy in the Shrek costume he just killed was laying around.

    • @matheusmariani3108
      @matheusmariani3108 Před 7 měsíci +8

      "WHO TOLD YOU TO STOP DANCING?!"

  • @collegechair
    @collegechair Před rokem +378

    I never understood how it was a plan to send Shrek to a high school unannounced and to just pick up some kid and take him home. Wouldn't they send the same people with the trumpets that collected Shrek and Fiona?

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před rokem +83

      Would've made sense if Shrek INSISTED that he be the one to get Arthur, because he doesn't want to be at the castle

  • @themandownstairs4765
    @themandownstairs4765 Před 3 lety +5446

    the fact Shrek didn't say "you're my frogger-in-law" still disappoints me

  • @grimmdog7549
    @grimmdog7549 Před 3 lety +3685

    things that are shrek canon: far far away idol
    things that arent: an entire fucking movie

    • @bagman1984
      @bagman1984 Před 3 lety +51

      Wait far far away idol is cannon or am i being stupid

    • @McBadassish
      @McBadassish Před 3 lety +132

      @@bagman1984 It apparently takes place before Donkey finds out he's a dad and also before the Livin' a vida loca finale.

    • @JacobPlatinum
      @JacobPlatinum Před 2 lety +25

      @@McBadassish after the livin' la vida loca bit but b4 he finds out he is a Dad.

    • @Jacob_G9
      @Jacob_G9 Před 2 lety +4

      @@McBadassish Huh, I'll be damned.

    • @baders087
      @baders087 Před 2 lety +26

      @@McBadassish nope. Far far away idol is after La Vida Loca and after Donkey finds out he’s a dad, because in FFAI, Dragon is already there.

  • @jenvanfleet2205
    @jenvanfleet2205 Před rokem +705

    Shrek: leaning to love others
    Shrek 2: learning to love yourself
    Shrek 3: …
    Shrek 4: learning to love what you have

    • @DonaldFranciszekTusk
      @DonaldFranciszekTusk Před rokem +22

      Shrek 3: learning to believe yourself, not other people
      Stop hating.

    • @KyleEvra
      @KyleEvra Před 5 měsíci +5

      ​Shrek 3 "...."

    • @SlickRichard-vk5pw
      @SlickRichard-vk5pw Před měsícem +2

      @@DonaldFranciszekTusk no

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName Před měsícem +4

      ​@@DonaldFranciszekTuskisnt that what 2nd also taught? Where Shrek defies fairy tales of no ogre can have happy ending?

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 Před měsícem +2

      Shrek 3: Learning to turn the TV off

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard Před 8 měsíci +119

    Just imagine if Prince Charming had the character arc of realizing that his self-worth wasn't tied to having the throne. He could've grown into an unlikely ally to our heroes. Basically, he could've been the prototype for Ken.

  • @harmonetheanimationaddict4419
    @harmonetheanimationaddict4419 Před 3 lety +6814

    Admittedly, “Help! An adult is trying to relate to me!” Is pretty funny.

    • @boop9173
      @boop9173 Před 2 lety +164

      @HarmonE the Animation Addict Story: my school decided it would be a good idea to make us wear different outfits and call it the “FINAL FITTT CHECKKK”

    • @Kettie5
      @Kettie5 Před 2 lety +148

      *hey hey my broski dude, wanna take this dope dope throne* - poggies-

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 Před 2 lety +21

      @@boop9173 What? Uh…can you elaborate?

    • @boop9173
      @boop9173 Před 2 lety +91

      @@danieltobin4498 Sorry, I was a little too vague :)
      The teachers and faculty at my school decided to have us wear certain outfits during a week-long period in May.
      Monday: fancy clothes
      Tuesday: casual clothes
      (I forgot what we had to wear on Wednesday and Thursday)
      Friday: Red, white, and blue clothes [for Memorial Day])
      If we wore outfits that corresponded with the theme, we'd get extra credit. And they decided to call it the "FINAL FITTT CHECKKK". Literally. In all caps.
      Hopefully that helps 😀

    • @golem_of_sin5874
      @golem_of_sin5874 Před 2 lety +21

      @@boop9173 Oh my God, I know what you're talking about, and I hate it! My middle school did that every year. The only day I was interested in was casual day.

  • @tiergas98
    @tiergas98 Před 2 lety +3974

    The only scene that I liked was when Prince Charming is asking Pinocchio where Shrek is because he can't lie. So Pinocchio tells the truth but gives long winded nothing answers. That got genuine laughs out of me. Everything else no

    • @DopeDevastation
      @DopeDevastation Před 2 lety +59

      But this CZcamsr says it wasn't funny, yall a bunch of followers this movie has tons of comedy, people just bandwagon hate

    • @hoykfnvnnesnxnnensncjforkx1616
      @hoykfnvnnesnxnnensncjforkx1616 Před 2 lety +370

      @@DopeDevastation tons of other comments say their favorite parts and that they like most of the movie or share their own issues with it he didn't bring up.

    • @nittayoshifumi8252
      @nittayoshifumi8252 Před 2 lety +79

      @@DopeDevastationIt has its ups and downs.

    • @manio_e
      @manio_e Před 2 lety +182

      @@DopeDevastation you can agree or disagree with youtubers…
      It isn’t heresy lmao.

    • @Kabbaway
      @Kabbaway Před 2 lety +44

      @Chris Bello I will admit that was actually some smart comedy, and it was cool to see Pinocchio finally learn from his weakness

  • @FindingNe
    @FindingNe Před rokem +826

    When I was a kid that DADA scene cracked me up 😂 kind of still does

  • @heyseamonkey
    @heyseamonkey Před rokem +124

    This movie is a dumpster fire but there are two scenes that did get a chuckle out of me:
    Arthur: "And Gwen, oh Gwen, I've always loved you."
    Gwen: "Ew."
    And
    Arthur: "Somebody help me! I've been kidnapped by a monster trying to relate to me!"

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 Před 3 lety +2215

    In one scene, rumpelstiltskin appears in a joke, but not the version from the 4th movie. They really did retcon this movie

    • @TheEpicImpaler
      @TheEpicImpaler Před 3 lety +148

      He appears like 3 times; he was the guy in charge of the lighting (?) in the play and he later was pointed out by Arthur in his speech.

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 Před 3 lety +170

      @@TheEpicImpaler yeah, so since nobody knows him in 4, that means it is officially non canon, and it’s all because it’s the chapter Shrek wiped with

    • @inciniumz4671
      @inciniumz4671 Před 3 lety +1

      noice

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 Před 3 lety +24

      3rd movie ain't canon

    • @sagedamage109
      @sagedamage109 Před 3 lety +5

      Same with Pied Piper in Shrek 1

  • @luismontelongo48
    @luismontelongo48 Před 4 lety +3738

    Best quote in shrek movie
    “ Ahem. This is like totally embarrassing, but my friend Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly and she thought perchance thou would want to ask her to the homecoming dance or something.”

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 4 lety +130

      luis montelongo best promposal. Or homecoming whatever

    • @rubyfox3424
      @rubyfox3424 Před 4 lety +128

      Best quote for sure, but what even is "thou vex her so soothly"? You anger her so calmly?

    • @fionatastic0.070
      @fionatastic0.070 Před 4 lety +98

      Ruby Fox I think in this context vex means confuse and I think he means that she is great in an indescribable way?

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom Před 4 lety +70

      @@rubyfox3424 I think it means she's intrigued. Considering the context...

    • @pugzilla9172
      @pugzilla9172 Před 4 lety +63

      It’s like whatever... she’s just really into college guys and mythical creatures n stuff

  • @IofSheikah
    @IofSheikah Před rokem +150

    There’s a few jokes I laugh at but the “somebody better be dying”
    “I’m dying”
    Always gets me

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck Před 8 dny +1

      Feels like the "I'm dying line" should have been cut.

  • @Kristanni20X6
    @Kristanni20X6 Před rokem +202

    To be fair, this movie does have a decent marching band cover of "All Star"

  • @Mushroom_Man
    @Mushroom_Man Před 4 lety +3621

    I feel like it would have gone down better if they decided to have Prince Charming become hardened and cruel by the death of his mother, instead of keeping him as a pathetic loser. Think about it, he’s lost *everything*. His love interest, his destiny, his own family, everything is gone. He should have become something sinister, maybe personally scarring up his face as a way to denounce his name, thinking it no longer befits him. He pours all waking moments into becoming the head of the fairytale badguys with force.
    When he seizes far far away, he doesn’t want to rule it, he wants to destroy it. He wants to render the kingdom that ruined his life asunder, and he wants Shrek there to witness it all. Then, and only then, would he want to kill Shrek. Knowing the ogre has felt a meagre amount of the pain he had felt. And after it was all said and done, he’d look up into the night sky and whisper, his voice raspy from smoke inhalation and ceaseless battle. “for you... mommy.”

    • @stopmakingeyesatme1290
      @stopmakingeyesatme1290 Před 4 lety +520

      For the creators, who seem to have wanted to make something easy and safe, that idea would've been too good.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 4 lety +303

      Honestly I Dislike Mushrooms can we make an unofficial Shrek 3 with this plot

    • @afriendofepicproportions
      @afriendofepicproportions Před 4 lety +260

      That literally sounds like Shrek the Third could be a passably Game of Thrones-esque animated movie & I love it

    • @mettatonneo1147
      @mettatonneo1147 Před 4 lety +180

      Honestly I Dislike Mushrooms You just made a better Shrek movie than Dreamworks did for Shrek the Third

    • @darthestar8791
      @darthestar8791 Před 4 lety +93

      Damn. That would've a Great Version of Charming.

  • @PeeperSnail
    @PeeperSnail Před 4 lety +5400

    How to make Shrek's fear of kids actually good:
    Make it a fear of him letting down his children. Like instead of the avalanche of babies, make the dream about seeing his potential kid grow up, and one way or another have him fail them in some manner. Maybe he doesn't know how to treat children well, so his kid grows up to dislike him. Or maybe he fails to protect them in one way or another. It would ride along his general insecurity of not being good enough compared to the good things he has in life.

    • @MrShadowThief
      @MrShadowThief Před 4 lety +394

      I mean, those WERE his fears all along, and he made that explicit. The movie just didn't explore it that much. They just showed how Shrek was able to overcome those fears with Artie.

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 Před 4 lety +180

      or maybe hes worried society will hate his kids too since theyd be ogre princes and princesses

    • @cthonisprincess4011
      @cthonisprincess4011 Před 4 lety +239

      bekah saxon Given the context of the films, I’d say it’s an understandable fear of the cycle of abuse, in Shrek 3, Shrek mentions that his father was abusive, and in the original dialogue for the campfire scene in S1 Donkey picks up the fact that Shrek’s antisocial attitude is due to the fact that “someone hurt you so bad, someone hurt you many years ago” to which Shrek immediately snaps “leave my parents out of this!” And in a tie-in comic for the movies, we learn that his parents are genuinely not nice people.

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 Před 4 lety +63

      @@cthonisprincess4011 yeh there are dozens of better things too do with his parent fear

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 Před 4 lety +85

      Or he's just worried of having some weird "ogre instinct" according to himself. He doesn't,his dad was just a bad person. But he's afraid.
      So the movie has him learning he can break the cycle once and for all with his kids

  • @andresito14
    @andresito14 Před 2 lety +129

    15:55 fun fact, in latin-american spanish dubbing, they actually made a joke (a good one) in there. the name of the school (worcestershire) is the same as the sauce, they adress it when they arrive at the school and in that scene he says "let's beat Tabasco and the other sauces"
    funnier than the original. actually, lat-am spanish Shrek can be funnier than the originals

    • @moonalpaca6461
      @moonalpaca6461 Před rokem +13

      I tend to believe that every non-english dubbed version of Shrek is funnier than the original. Like, when I compare English dub to Polish dub of any Shrek film (maybe except the last one) I cringe at the English dubbing XD

    • @lojanta
      @lojanta Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@moonalpaca6461Yeah, the Polish dub kills it, it's absolutely iconic!

    • @UltimateTomekHD
      @UltimateTomekHD Před měsícem +2

      Here's the Croatian Shrek for reference. In the Croatian dub his speaking mannerisms were the same as that of a person from the Croatian southern coast (Dalmatia) which is the bread and butter of Balkan stereotyping in Croatia and basically each time he opened his mouth he was funny, and legit at certain points I thought he was gonna start cursing. This is extra funny because Croatian curse phrases are so comically creative and among the most insulting in the world but at the drawback of not being easily translateable.

  • @PatrickMealeyVO
    @PatrickMealeyVO Před rokem +67

    The idea of Charming and Rumpelstiltskin teaming up and Charming having a redemption arc is honestly a great idea. I’d love to see a fan made film that touches on that idea. We’d get an awesome main villain, and you could show a character being redeemed. It’d be way better!

  • @michaelceraweed
    @michaelceraweed Před 4 lety +5352

    no one:
    my hallucinations after not sleeping for five days:
    *_D A D A_*

  • @PureBeauty511
    @PureBeauty511 Před 3 lety +3468

    This movie would've been dope if Shrek had some flashbacks to his childhood to give him anxiety about having his own children. Just in general I wish this movie took his fears more seriously. I think it would've greatly improved it.

    • @andrewventura3287
      @andrewventura3287 Před 3 lety +75

      That will be good 👍

    • @kaylaisnothere4397
      @kaylaisnothere4397 Před 3 lety +265

      It could have been about Shrek confronting and overcoming past trauma, but instead it turned out to just be a weird field trip with Fiona's cousin

    • @gameskyjumper1721
      @gameskyjumper1721 Před 3 lety +142

      agree. since Shrek 2 talks about Fiona's family, this movie should talk about Shrek's family.

    • @melodytheatre2887
      @melodytheatre2887 Před 3 lety +126

      Exactly, in Shrek canon (if you count the musical), Shrek was abandoned by his parents on his 7th birthday. He never felt as if he had guardians looking out for him, or a family of his own. Of course he would be nervous about being a father, he never had a true father figure to protect him as a child. The movie could have covered that.
      But instead we got avalanches of Shrek babies in a comic relief sequence

    • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
      @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 Před 3 lety +96

      @@melodytheatre2887 it’s also canon that his father tried eating him and it’s apparently a normal thing for ogres, could of been an interesting take on the idea of a person who suffered child abuse becoming a parent and not wanting their kids to have the same childhood

  • @BenRigney480
    @BenRigney480 Před rokem +122

    Schaff, Take as much time as you need, even if that means quitting. Loss is excruciating, especially close loss. Grieving is natural and healthy. Never let internet shitbags tell you otherwise. They're just bullies. Thank you for the amazing work you and your friends have done on CZcams. You've all made me laugh so many times. Please take care.

    • @AngelofGrace96
      @AngelofGrace96 Před rokem +16

      100%. You should never put your career ahead of your life, especially after such a devastating loss.

    • @catboy6451
      @catboy6451 Před rokem +2

      Wait what happened

    • @BenRigney480
      @BenRigney480 Před rokem +9

      @@catboy6451 Schaff lost his brother and his best friend in a car crash

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 Před rokem +5

      Jesus that's depressing! Hope he's ok now!

  • @aids3273
    @aids3273 Před rokem +39

    Honestly, the third movie could have kept the whole Shrek being scared of being a dad but go into why by going into his childhood and how it became harder for him to accept affection

  • @thatonefool0215
    @thatonefool0215 Před 3 lety +8762

    Literally the only joke i laughed at was this one:
    Shrek: "well, somebody better be dying!"
    King Harold: "I'm dying"

    • @thomaslamson299
      @thomaslamson299 Před 2 lety +756

      The film: Proceeds to Milk the ever loving hell outta the joke of Harold dying for 10 minutes.

    • @lilbill7385
      @lilbill7385 Před 2 lety +401

      The scene where two guys come out of a van with smoke and start talking smoking myrrh was pretty funny

    • @lolcat5
      @lolcat5 Před 2 lety +84

      and even then that joke is pretty bad, really goes to show how bad this movie is.

    • @kevinquiroz5384
      @kevinquiroz5384 Před 2 lety +128

      Another good thing about this movie is the Spanish dub, which made some of the bad jokes go decent

    • @GreatOldOne9866
      @GreatOldOne9866 Před 2 lety +16

      DAAAAHHH! you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!

  • @Kumaclaws
    @Kumaclaws Před 5 lety +8226

    They could have done so much more with Shrek being afraid of being a father. What if he's afraid that his children are going to be hunted down or lynched by people who hate ogres? What if he's still used to being feared so he assumes that his children are going to hate him? What if he's worried that his children are going to be alienated from how he grew up because they're royalty/celebrity children? But none of that is even considered, instead it's just
    Baby flood

    • @danidkg4071
      @danidkg4071 Před 5 lety +634

      wow that’s actually so true, and it really parallels to real life issues as well...

    • @iminsidethewalls8141
      @iminsidethewalls8141 Před 5 lety +386

      I agree, these ideas are pretty good. But unfortunately, they thought "Nah, let's just kinda rip off Son of the Mask."

    • @nintendodude5934
      @nintendodude5934 Před 5 lety +19

      exactly what I was thinking!

    • @PsylomeAlpha
      @PsylomeAlpha Před 4 lety +112

      I mean, they could even have had him worrying that he'd end up accidentally mashing them with his ogre strength.

    • @nakedmario6155
      @nakedmario6155 Před 4 lety +31

      Matt Trulock the line charming says about him not being good with kids I think it would work better with shrek already having kids

  • @HupsoniX
    @HupsoniX Před rokem +76

    Shranos snap is now my canon ending to this non-canon movie.

  • @davidgarcia0604
    @davidgarcia0604 Před rokem +23

    Only Good Things
    -"I got some sleep and I needed it, not a lot just a little bit"
    -"Well someone better be dying!""I'm dying!"
    -"DADA" (ironically)
    - Band playing All Star
    -"Help! An adult is trying to relate to me!"
    - Pinocchio trying to not lie
    - Dorris
    - Campfire scene

  • @Teebiscuit12345
    @Teebiscuit12345 Před 3 lety +11395

    I admit, I liked Pinocchio's attempts to avoid lying.

    • @KnightsaysNi
      @KnightsaysNi Před 3 lety +856

      I...uh, don't know where he isn't!

    • @isaacperetz5984
      @isaacperetz5984 Před 3 lety +693

      That was imo the best part of the movie. Only part where I laughed.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Před 3 lety +704

      Aka: how to talk like a politician when asked a direct question

    • @andromeda_is_rad
      @andromeda_is_rad Před 3 lety +318

      I thought it was kinda clever. Don’t know why, but I think it’s clever

    • @definitelynot_tfol36
      @definitelynot_tfol36 Před 3 lety +98

      Yeah. I liked that part and only that part.

  • @leoescudero4684
    @leoescudero4684 Před 2 lety +11209

    Shrek 1: Finding love
    Shrek 2: Maintaining love
    Shrek 3: bruh
    Shrek 4: Appreciating love

  • @HinoiriKurinoko
    @HinoiriKurinoko Před 9 měsíci +20

    I find it so weird that Arthur is voiced by Justin Timberlake, because J.T. is canonically in the Shrek universe. He's the knight/celeb that Fiona has as a poster on her ceiling in Shrek 2. IDK why but it just makes me have questions about Arthurt and this knight guy...

    • @mist6950
      @mist6950 Před měsícem +2

      Well it was the middle ages and incest was common in royalty....

  • @zakmcgowan9080
    @zakmcgowan9080 Před 10 měsíci +31

    I actually have a much more intriguing set up for Shrek The Third. There are some important things to keep in mind, however, since this won't be a full rewrite, more so another draft of the story that keeps the cohesive themes this one tries to aim for. 1), Shrek becoming a father, 2), Arthur being chosen as King of Far Far Away and also involving Charming in a clever way.
    With that said, in my opinion, the villain of the third film should have been King (or Lord) Richard III, tying into the vague mentions of Arthurian characters, such as Lancelot and Arthur himself. The story's beginning can remain the same, with King Harold dying and Shrek needing to balance his new responsibilities as King. That is, until a diplomat from the neighbouring Kingdom of Camelot (spare me the Monty Python jokes for a second) arrives and proposes a truce between Lord Richard III (Harold's brother, and Fiona's paternal uncle) and The Wizard Merlin, who is also a supporting antagonist alongside Charming. Although initially the truce seems sincere, various Fairytale villains (as in The Evil Queen and Captain Hook) begin ransacking Far Far Away, as part of a "justification" for Camelot to occupy FFA.
    *This* would give Shrek reason to find Arthur, who wouldn't be a pathetic teenager, but instead a Prince in exile due to his father (King Richard) having forsaken Arthur after the Knight's of Pendragon, led by Lancelot, denounce Arthur due to not being able to extract Excalibur from the Stone. By tying the conflict to bad father's, and seeing Shrek and Fiona working with Arthur, we can hence see Shrek come into his own, not only as a father, but as a person others can love and adore.
    Boom... better movie written in under three minutes.

  • @DarthInsomnis
    @DarthInsomnis Před 3 lety +9298

    Take comfort in knowing that in an alternate universe, this movie doesn’t exist and Shrek is a perfect trilogy

    • @nosoydes9916
      @nosoydes9916 Před 3 lety +81

      Yes

    • @hardchuck1900
      @hardchuck1900 Před 3 lety +221

      But what would they name the 4th lol. Shrek the third ?

    • @marrowyoutube
      @marrowyoutube Před 3 lety +183

      if it didn't exist that would make shrek a perfect duology
      hold on, Google says duology isn't a word
      oh well

    • @Altzar2011
      @Altzar2011 Před 3 lety +29

      You mean... This one?

    • @summerevening421
      @summerevening421 Před 3 lety +62

      Too bad we don't live in that universe.

  • @sharpaycutie2
    @sharpaycutie2 Před 3 lety +2673

    I think the biggest flaw was making Charming the villain. I didn't buy Charming as a Villan. He wasn't evil or megalomaniacal like his mom. If anything she used him like a tool and he just did what she said. He was a mommas boy but this made him look delusional lmaoooo

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 Před 3 lety +113

      @Lost family dog they could've had him realize he was being manipulated by Rumpelstiltskin or something

    • @jtszabo1691
      @jtszabo1691 Před 2 lety +27

      @Cherie Estela Fabular that would’ve been cool to see

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 Před 2 lety +12

      @Cherie Estela Fabular or alternatively they could have used Charming's dad as a villain

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 Před 2 lety +27

      True but in Shrek 2 his mother was killed by Shrek and he was exiled.
      So technically that revenge story makes sense.

    • @g.d.graham2446
      @g.d.graham2446 Před 2 lety +1

      Agreed

  • @lilinberce9386
    @lilinberce9386 Před rokem +106

    They could've made the dream a LOT darker by having him be his father, walking to the crib, salivating over eating one of his babies, and that would show Shrek's fear of becoming a father without us knowing what Shrek's fear is. It would show genuine proof of his fear, then with his heart to heart with Arthur (the one where he talks about the current topic), we would get an explanation of his dream.
    Edit: for the cyclops with a child, Shrek could've talked to him and convinced him to let him out of the chains by talking about how he, too, is going to become a father.
    Edit 2: for the introduction of Arthur, he should've given a less... convincing and charismatic speech, such that he gets ridiculed by everyone in the assembly and thus crush him emotionally. Since this movie seems to be about conquering fears (yup), his talk with Shrek (people thought that I was a monster, and for a while, I believed it) would help him become more confident and charming (hey!) so that his speech at the end would seem like it could convince the villains (remove Hook and Rumpelstiltskin from scene) that they can be/do what they wanted to without fear of rejection.

    • @keshi5541
      @keshi5541 Před rokem +1

      remember the target audience is for children. Yes it is also made with the intention of appealing to mature adults too.
      But baby cannabalism would have made this worse imo.

    • @keshi5541
      @keshi5541 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@caitlyncarvalho7637 To be fair he had a really long life for a frog.
      Frogs live for about 12 years but he managed to grow old with his human wife.

    • @keshi5541
      @keshi5541 Před 11 měsíci

      @@caitlyncarvalho7637 Hmm I would assume so. Since his appearance changed to that of a human, perhaps his physiology has modified also?

    • @torytellstales
      @torytellstales Před 10 měsíci +6

      They also could've made the Cyclops more sympathetic by maybe instead of him taking pleasure in chaining up Shrek, Cyclops could've been like "Sorry, ogre. No hard feelings, I just have a kid to feed." Then instead of the cyclops' daughter being a little girl, she's instead an infant in her playpen nearby looking at her Dad with love in her "eye" that he's the greatest thing ever despite him doing whats considered heinous to Shrek.
      Then Shrek would be surprised and question, "Your kid isn't scared of you?" Cyclops could then enlighten Shrek by saying, "Of course not! I may be a monster, but I try to be the best parent by making my kid feel safe and protected despite all the rough things in the world." This would then release Shrek's fear of thinking he'd be like his dad and would reassure him that he has what it takes to make his children feel protected and safe, since he's not a monstervlike his father. It would honestly be a very emotional scene....

    • @AWlpsSHOW36
      @AWlpsSHOW36 Před 9 měsíci

      Yikes. I hate that idea for the dream sequence. Sounds like a horror film! No thanks. Glad we didn’t get that.
      I love your idea with Shrek and the Cyclops and his daughter. Sounds so sweet and beautiful.

  • @xtencioncord4456
    @xtencioncord4456 Před rokem +34

    I cracked out laughing in the “well somebody better be dying” scene😂

  • @JR-kj2px
    @JR-kj2px Před 2 lety +4401

    Also why the f can't Fiona's mother rule the kingdom after the King's death? She ruled with him for decades and she's more reasonable than he ever was. But no, let's go fetch an inexperienced kid instead...

    • @shantbe
      @shantbe Před 2 lety +674

      I agree. I still don't understand how she and Fiona got passed over. Isn't Arthur technically her relative and not the King's?

    • @pixi7633
      @pixi7633 Před 2 lety +572

      My best guess is that Far Far Away is a patriarchal monarchy, hence why Fiona's husband would assume the throne but a direct male relative would still have a better claim than him

    • @GenevieveYosoVT
      @GenevieveYosoVT Před 2 lety +526

      If Far Far Away ran on a proper monarchy, then no, Queen Lillian couldnt take the throne. And neither could Shrek. The crown would go to FIONA, with Shrek being her Prince Consort.

    • @shantbe
      @shantbe Před 2 lety +393

      @@GenevieveYosoVT That's what I thought, although it was implied in Shrek 2 that Far Far Away was Queen Lillian's Kingdom. The King was literally a frog who fell in love her, not a Prince who got turned into a frog. So shouldn't he have been Prince Consort as well?

    • @Undefinedde
      @Undefinedde Před 2 lety +10

      Instead abolish it and make leader

  • @cynicat74
    @cynicat74 Před 2 lety +6704

    The worst part is that this movie does have some genuinely good humour, and dialogue, there's clearly SOME talent behind it. It feels like there's one good writer getting drowned out by a bunch of terrible ones.

    • @DopeDevastation
      @DopeDevastation Před 2 lety +108

      But this CZcamsr says it wasn't funny, yall a bunch of followers this movie has tons of comedy, people just bandwagon hate

    • @rinastar1952
      @rinastar1952 Před 2 lety +347

      @@DopeDevastation stop spamming.

    • @DopeDevastation
      @DopeDevastation Před 2 lety +10

      @Freesmart every movie is made from drafts so u have no point and its still funny and has many funny scenes

    • @eliyana_maregold
      @eliyana_maregold Před 2 lety +237

      I mean personally, good humor in certain aspects of the movie doesn't save something with a bad storyline,, and schafrillas also makes a bunch of good points with how this movie degraded from 1 and 2's soundtracks and storyline

    • @painandmisery8971
      @painandmisery8971 Před 2 lety +53

      @@DopeDevastation funny but movie no good for the entirety of series

  • @NiceYokai
    @NiceYokai Před rokem +18

    One personally nice idea that they should’ve done for Shrek The Third is introduce Fairy God Mother’s husband and Prince Charming’s father, as he can be a perfect example of tapping into Shrek’s fears of being a father as well as be a compelling villain while also giving Charming some spotlight again.

  • @MAJR172
    @MAJR172 Před měsícem +4

    This is so far the only movie I have ever watched that I recalled absolutely nothing about after it ended. The second the credits started I couldn't even remember starting in the first place.
    My brain refused to acknowledge the movie in its entirety.
    That scares me.

  • @snowflakeserpert6834
    @snowflakeserpert6834 Před 3 lety +2160

    Your worst nightmare:
    *Shrek 3: The Musical*

  • @FlyingMonkey3115
    @FlyingMonkey3115 Před 4 lety +1940

    When my daughter was in eighth grade, her middle school drama department did Shrek the Musical Junior. She was Donkey. She and the kid that played Farquaad were hilarious.

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee Před 4 lety +164

      Wholesome comment

    • @babygirl5532
      @babygirl5532 Před 4 lety +8

      Woah woah woah.... how old are you man?

    • @arizonarangerwithabigirono1520
      @arizonarangerwithabigirono1520 Před 4 lety +112

      @@babygirl5532 you don't have to be a nine year old like you to watch CZcams bud

    • @Kawatsume
      @Kawatsume Před 4 lety +40

      @@babygirl5532 adults also use and enjoy youtube. My cousin watches youtube together with his kids.

    • @seanshogun1957
      @seanshogun1957 Před 4 lety +5

      Arizona Ranger with a big iron on his hip also if your 9 you can’t watch CZcams

  • @TheFunnyPogGuy
    @TheFunnyPogGuy Před rokem +21

    Shrek 1: A certified hood classic
    Shrek 2: An Amazing sequel
    Shrek The Third: Mid
    Shrek Forever After: Definetly a Stepup from the Third Movie

  • @HeckmanFT7
    @HeckmanFT7 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Shrek: The movie that captivated cinema
    Shrek 2: The sequel that defined expectations
    Shrek 3: *_We don't talk about Shrek The Third_*
    Shrek 4: The finale that is perfect for the ogrelords (come on, this film deserved love guys)
    Puss In Boots: idk about that one bro
    Puss In Boots 2: TRUE CINEMA
    I know DreamWorks has always been hit-or-miss but I cannot wait for Shrek 5 any longer LET'S GOOOOO

  • @corblimey8147
    @corblimey8147 Před 4 lety +1712

    You fool! By your own admission, this movie left a HUGE impact on the franchise! . . . It turned it in to a joke

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom Před 4 lety +49

      Undeniable POSITIVE impact on the franchise.

    • @elitemagicpresident8902
      @elitemagicpresident8902 Před 4 lety +21

      @@reasyrandom you didn't get the joke didn't you?

    • @wadoogazoono154
      @wadoogazoono154 Před 4 lety +7

      r/wooosh

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 Před 4 lety +6

      David Torres I like to think the franchise was a joke but a good one and and the third turned the joke sour

    • @zedbee2736
      @zedbee2736 Před 4 lety +1

      @@reasyrandom did he fucking stutter?

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 Před 3 lety +3093

    I feel bad that I laughed at ogre baby donkey saying "DADA"

    • @shoshitaketakeyani3275
      @shoshitaketakeyani3275 Před 3 lety +188

      That's the funniest part for me

    • @aortaplatinum
      @aortaplatinum Před 3 lety +261

      Naw man that's one of very few good jokes, even if it's mostly due to the weirdness and shock value of it

    • @thekatsup
      @thekatsup Před 3 lety +98

      For me, this moment justifies the existence of the entire film.

    • @stever7283
      @stever7283 Před 3 lety +42

      That’s actually pretty funny

    • @Em0x
      @Em0x Před 3 lety +74

      Because it feels like a shitpost

  • @sillyguyfred
    @sillyguyfred Před rokem +26

    Amazing animated movies like Shrek 1, 2 and 4, as well as many other movies are the reason why I want to learn art and animation: I want to write and show meaningful stories in an enjoyable and fun way. Of course, live action is also a very good medium, but I'm pretty much in love with animation. Live action is pretty limited, but with animation, everything is possible. It's absolutely excellent, and I feel like animated movies shouldn't be belittled just because they're mostly associated with kids' entertainment.

    • @marcuscarana9240
      @marcuscarana9240 Před 11 měsíci

      In Hollywood, animation is separated from screenplay. Screenplay is the story writing part, while animation is done by animation studios. In animation studios, you work as a team to deliver the animation but the screenwriters and directors are the ones controlling the story. Usually, that's how it is in Hollywood.

  • @DivineChaos204
    @DivineChaos204 Před rokem +14

    Shrek 1: A great start for Shrek to find true love and true friendship
    Shrek 2: A perfect way for Shrek to keep the love, even if a badass fairy's trying to stop it
    Shrek 3: *[LOST INFO]*
    Shrek 4: The best ending for a trilogy of all time!

  • @juregobviooogroverde9107
    @juregobviooogroverde9107 Před 3 lety +3628

    This movie was so forgettable that I throught Shrek 1, Shrek 2 and Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter were together a trilogy.

    • @HRS-pj3zv
      @HRS-pj3zv Před 3 lety +137

      Honestly, I didn’t know this movie existed until I was ten years old. I went a whole decade thinking it never existed and I really want to get those years back come to think of it 😂

    • @juregobviooogroverde9107
      @juregobviooogroverde9107 Před 3 lety +95

      @@HRS-pj3zv When I was a child, my family and I didn't know that Shrek the TURD (2007) existed, so naturally we thought that Shrek (2001), Shrek 2 (2004) and Shrek 3: Forever After: The Final Chapter (2010) were together a trilogy. When I turned 9 or 10 years old, I discovered the existence of Shrek the TURD (2007) because of a DVD, but I believed that Shrek the TURD (2007) was just some tv special, similar to Shrek the Halls ( 2007). But I watched Shrel the TURD (2007) only twice because I hated it, so I kept watching Shrek (2001), Shrek 2 (2004) and Shrek 3: Forever After: The Final Chapter (2010) thinking that they formed a trilogy and because I loved these films, and I even watched Shrek 3: Forever After: The Final Chapter (2010) and Puss in Boots (2011) in theaters.
      I kept hiding Shrek the TURD (2007) from all my family and my whole family didn't know that Shrek the TURD (2007) existed, so my family and I still believed that Shrek 3: Forever After: The Final Chapter (2010) it was the real third film in the franchise and my family didn't know that Shrek the TURD (2007) existed.
      In 2013 or 2014 there were rumors saying that Shrek 5 was going to be released in 2016, and I asked myself: hey, but didn't we only have 3 Shrek films? Shrek (2001), Shrek 2 (2004) and Shrek 3: Forever After: The Final Chapter (2010)?
      It was there that when I was 11 or 12 years old I discovered that Shrek the TURD (2007) was the third film and not a tv special, and that Shrek 3: Forever After: The Final Chapter (2010) was actually the fourth film of the franchise.
      It was only in 2020 that I decided to make my mom, dad, godfather and godmother watch Shrek the TURD (2007) and they hated it, and we wanted to believe that Shrek 3: Forever After: The Final Chapter ( 2010) was the true third film of the franchise and think again that Shrek the TURD (2007) never existed.
      If you want to know my ranking of the entire franchise (from worst to best), here it is:
      05º Shrek the *TURD* (2007) (4.0/10) (Bad movie and I love to think that this movie doesn't exist)
      04º Shrek 3: Forever After: The Final Chapter (2010) (8.9/10) (Great movie and a great conclusion to the *TRILOGY,* because I love to think that Shrek 3: Forever After: The Final Chapter (2010) is the true third film of the franchise instead of Shrek the TURD (2007))
      03º Puss in Boots (2011) (9.0/10) (perfect movie and I like Humpty Dumpt as a villain)
      02º Shrek (2001) (9.3/10) (I love this movie)
      01º Shrek 2 (2004) (10/10) (the best Shrek film of all time)

    • @DorsenFilm
      @DorsenFilm Před 3 lety +16

      @@juregobviooogroverde9107 bruh. We share the exact same opinion.

    • @benjaminschmitt1562
      @benjaminschmitt1562 Před 3 lety +10

      @@juregobviooogroverde9107 what is up with the dates?

    • @Coughdropeater
      @Coughdropeater Před 3 lety +23

      @@juregobviooogroverde9107 man you wrote a whole script for a Shrek the third rant-

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E Před 4 lety +3890

    "Help! Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster that's trying to relate to me!"
    Not gonna lie, that got a big laugh outta me

    • @miguelvalle898
      @miguelvalle898 Před 4 lety +5

      @SEAN GRIGSBY well it's a reboot soooooo....

    • @user-bj5ki6sr6c
      @user-bj5ki6sr6c Před 4 lety +21

      @@miguelvalle898 A soft reboot would be really helpful tbh

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold Před 4 lety +65

      Or maybe they should just leave it alone at this point since the story is pretty much over and we need to stop killing everything we love.

    • @JMandJJ7797
      @JMandJJ7797 Před 4 lety +116

      I liked that joke where Pinnochio keeps using double negatives to not tell them where Shrek is while not lying.

    • @arbytv5139
      @arbytv5139 Před 4 lety +17

      ECL28E another funny moment in the movie is when Shrek roasts Charming

  • @BenRigney480
    @BenRigney480 Před rokem +5

    4 years later and this is still my favorite Schaffrillas Productions review.

  • @jessicapinkman-hd4bw
    @jessicapinkman-hd4bw Před 7 měsíci +5

    lessons from shrek movie 1: don't judge other's based around their looks movie 2: love yourself movie 3: run away from you're responsibilities and make other people do shit you we're supposed to do movie 4: being grateful for what you have

  • @introvertedgal2427
    @introvertedgal2427 Před 4 lety +1468

    I PHYSICALLY GAGGED WHEN SHREK TRIED TO USE TEENAGE SPEECH

    • @Bonsai2680
      @Bonsai2680 Před 4 lety +14

      YES

    • @danofsteel785
      @danofsteel785 Před 4 lety +41

      That's cultural appropriation!!
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent Před 4 lety +92

      Shrek is cool enough he doesn’t need to do this boomer shit

    • @Unremarkable6969
      @Unremarkable6969 Před 4 lety +12

      Yeah, I got a chuckle out of that. Even the Emoji movie has a couple good lines.

    • @ratatata-2860
      @ratatata-2860 Před 4 lety +1

      Time stamp?

  • @vontavius01
    @vontavius01 Před 4 lety +2798

    Shrek endgames:
    *Shrek:* flying on the back of a dragon in an attempt to stop a wedding before it's too late.
    *Shrek 2:* breaking into a castle using a giant gingerbread man while Jennifer Saunders sings a excellent cover of Holding Out for a Hero.
    *Shrek The Third:* Prince Charming ruining opera.
    *Shrek Forever After:* Donkey and Puss leading a army of orges into battle to save Shrek and Fiona and stop Rumplestiltskin.
    ...one of these is not like the others

  • @prehistoric-fan
    @prehistoric-fan Před rokem +9

    Shrek 3 is just the Cars 2 of Dreamworks

  • @jarahknuckey9064
    @jarahknuckey9064 Před rokem +14

    I have an idea for a rewrite of Shrek The Third:
    Part 1: What James mentioned
    Make the movie funnier. Make Prince Charming realize he isn't worthy of the throne. Make the new characters fucking matter more.
    Part 2: Change Shrek's fear, therefore changing the theme.
    Remember that part in Shrek 2 where King Harold said that line about "Presuming he doesn't EAT HIS OWN YOUNG"? What if instead of Shrek being afraid of babies, the news of Fiona being pregnant brought back PTSD of Shrek's own father, and instead of his fear being just a father, Shrek's afraid he'll be a terrible father like how he was raised, and that history will repeat itself? Doesn't that sound much more compelling than "uuuuh babi scary"? It would still be about love, but it would be about parental love and how even if emotions overwhelm you as a family, a love for a child and a love for family is unconditional? A movie about understanding the nature of love?

  • @bethanywilson3867
    @bethanywilson3867 Před 4 lety +3143

    I can appreciate now that this wasn't a good third movie. But my experience watching it as a child was unforgettable due to the princess fighting scene. I think it was the first time I watched girls band together and use their skills and were 'badass' enough to actually take on a huge group of knights, and the fact that they were the princesses, who I was used to seeing in a whole different light, was also a big deal.
    Sure this scene didn't even end up meaning much to the plot and the princesses were largely forgotten by the end, but still, that made a huge impression on me as a young girl and I will forever be fond of Shrek the third for that awakening.

    • @grilledcheezemurp
      @grilledcheezemurp Před 3 lety +278

      I share the same experience as you. When I was younger and I first saw this movie, the memorie I had of it was the princesses fighting scene. Now I watch it and realized that there are so much other awesome parts in the movie (that some people may not agree with me).

    • @helena-jh3fw
      @helena-jh3fw Před 3 lety +24

      same for me!

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 Před 3 lety +89

      They're the only good part of the movie for both me and my mom. Well, aside from the talk between Shrek and Artie.

    • @artistrg3487
      @artistrg3487 Před 3 lety +18

      I thought I was the only one! 😅

    • @thelakesterswildworld8335
      @thelakesterswildworld8335 Před 3 lety +9

      Interesting.

  • @SketchUT
    @SketchUT Před 4 lety +2216

    My favorite thing about shrek 3 is that I haven’t seen it

  • @bullymaguire-cu7eb
    @bullymaguire-cu7eb Před rokem +15

    16:00 all star in one bad shrek movie that stucks

  • @MonsterJamFanXtremeForever

    23:02 I agree. And I love Dragon. There are moments in all 3 movies where it has an emotional moment and they are some of the highlights of the franchise. Stoick’s death from Dragon 2… god that is one of the most emotional moments in any movie I’ve ever seen. It was serious, you can feel how everyone felt when he died and that funeral is fantastic. It worked very well and that might as well be the saddest moment in the not only the movie but the whole franchise.

  • @fm_0523
    @fm_0523 Před 2 lety +9024

    What every Shrek movie teaches:
    -Shrek: don't judge a book by its cover
    -Shrek 2: true love can overcome all challenges
    -Shrek 4: be grateful of what you have, because one day you might lose it
    -Shrek 3: run away from your responsibilities because there will be always someone else to solve your problems for you
    Something doesn't feel right, isn't it?

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Před 2 lety +69

      Its* cover.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 2 lety +586

      Not only was Shrek trying to abandon his responsibilities as the new king by dumping them on Arthur he was also going to run away and leave Fiona to raise their kids alone. They made him really selfish in 3.

    • @Swigbro
      @Swigbro Před 2 lety +303

      @@Xehanort10 not selfish, but cowardly. Then again, that's way too much responsibility for someone like Shrek.

    • @nikotsapaliaris4919
      @nikotsapaliaris4919 Před 2 lety +90

      honestly the moral for shreck 3 could be the same as 4. We never knew how good shreck truly was intil it was stolen from us. Much like star wars

    • @MLG.13
      @MLG.13 Před 2 lety +25

      I only laughed at this movie while drinking water

  • @jacksoncohen2666
    @jacksoncohen2666 Před 4 lety +3254

    “And then he wakes up and Donkey is a baby”
    Ogre baby Puss in boots: am I nothing to you

  • @georgeealien
    @georgeealien Před 2 měsíci +4

    It's interesting that this is the one Shrek film that turned out so bad, because it was definitely the most hyped. DreamWorks marketed the hell out of it, they really believed it would be a huge hit.

    • @MorganKing95
      @MorganKing95 Před měsícem +1

      Yeah, I remember seeing the posters with Shrek wearing royal clothes, and I thought it could be on the same level as Shrek 2 (which I loved and eventually watched a lot more than the original). But then I actually watched Shrek the Third and already got turned off by the extremely washed out colors, as well as the dull story and humor, and forgettable soundtrack

  • @towelgirl21
    @towelgirl21 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I saw this for my birthday when it came out and remember three things: being freaked out by the baby ogres, laughing at the Immigrant Song part, and a background gag where a stone door moves to make it look like the frog king is kissing a horse's butt. Hated it otherwise.

  • @metademetra
    @metademetra Před 4 lety +896

    I just noticed this movie was really yellow. I don't know why. It looks like someone put a sephia filter on.
    IDK if they wanted to make it look warmer, but it just looks dull.

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 Před 4 lety +17

      LadyShay Yoooooooo it DOES

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra Před 4 lety +82

      @Lewdatrix What I specifically notice is that they kept setting the film at dawn or dusk and used a lot of fire for lighting. The first two movies were mostly set during midday when it was nice and bright

    • @swizzlemc00
      @swizzlemc00 Před 4 lety

      @Infectonatan yes🤣

  • @peekagloo
    @peekagloo Před 4 lety +3266

    Shrek: facing his fears
    Shrek 2: getting over remaining insecurities
    Shrek forever after: becoming less self centered
    Shrek 3: uhhhhhhhh scared of responsibilities?

    • @user-zy1xd7ml8r
      @user-zy1xd7ml8r Před 4 lety +199

      Shrek 3: *B A B Y F L O O D*

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 Před 4 lety +83

      Oh, and don't forget throwing your responsibilities on a teenager, because...well, just because.
      I honestly don't understand a lot of it, surrounding the succesion in this movie. Aren't they supposed to teach Shrek before the king dies? And if Shrek had gave up the throne, before he would become a king...they'd have to find a replacement.
      Atleast that's what makes the most sense to me, either train your successor you have now, or find another one...it all just doesn't make sense to me

    • @joshuaarmstrong8664
      @joshuaarmstrong8664 Před 4 lety +37

      the whole thing of 'becoming less self centered' was forced, all he really wanted was time to unwind his brain and relax a little bit, but the script made shrek out to be a self centered jerk, which felt out of place and out of character, especially fiona, she should know better by now, that shrek adores her, and would do anything for her, he did that in shrek 2, but forever after felt out of place, with fiona making it seem like shrek regrets ever meeting her, when thats NOT the case, every new parent or veteran, NEEDS down time, or else they'd go completely bonkers and have a ton of meltdowns, its normal to want what shrek wanted, just some time to himself for a bit, not forever, but say, maybe two hours, trial period, to see how things went, its not like they couldn't have dropped their kids off with dragon and donkey, or even fiona's mother at the castle to chill out for, like i said, a couple hours to test the waters, everyone needs time to themselves for at least 10 minutes, it helps them clear their head and calm down if things look tense, so that they remain composed and not explode or rage, but forever after makes that look like being selfish, and maybe in some respects it is, but its a GOOD kind of selfish, now if shrek had yelled at not just the party goers, but fiona too, and said he hated his life, then stomped off to do whatever, now THAT might be the bad kind of selfish, sigh..always felt like shrek was mistreated from shrek the third onwards :P

    • @peekagloo
      @peekagloo Před 4 lety +17

      @@joshuaarmstrong8664 that's a very good evaluation and has very many good points in there but put in context shrek wanted to leave his own children's birthday just because he didn't like it. It's not like he could've dropped his kids off if he tried because it would be cruel to leave them on their special day.

    • @joshuaarmstrong8664
      @joshuaarmstrong8664 Před 4 lety +10

      @@peekagloo yeah, he chose a bad time to want time off, it'd be rude, but just didnt think it was fair how he got treated, especially from fiona, she put words in his mouth, understand what you're saying though, it was bad timing

  • @MrTroyman8
    @MrTroyman8 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Watching this movie at ten or eleven years of age was a groundbreaking experience for me. It showed me movies can be bad.

  • @CapitanJorge24
    @CapitanJorge24 Před 8 měsíci +5

    i think that if the inspirational speech that the kid did would have worked if the bad guys showed signs of wanting to be good like doubting what they're doing to the far far away people only for charming to not so charmingly gaslighting them into believing that what they're doing is good

  • @echidna2936
    @echidna2936 Před 4 lety +637

    “Writing a review of shrek the third on a Friday night instead of going out because his friends aren’t here this weekend and he knows that any attempt to go to a party and meet people will backfire because he lacks basic social skills and is too intimidated to even attempt to talk to people without someone else there to initiate the conversation.” - I felt that

  • @duckycrown
    @duckycrown Před 3 lety +2656

    this movie was so garbage that it won an award for "Sequel That Shouldn't Have Been Made" and that's the funniest shit ive ever seen

  • @thegreatandpowerfuldc5977

    To highlight how shit the humor is: Donkey asks how babies are made out of genuine curiosity so we can all laugh because haha adult joke, but…Donkey already had four babies with Dragon. So the joke doesn’t work.

  • @Mr.Giegue
    @Mr.Giegue Před 4 měsíci +8

    *Shrek:A Great First Chapter.⭐*
    *Shrek 2:A Perfect Middle Chapter.🏆*
    Shrek the third:Diarrhea.
    *Shrek Forever After:A Beautiful Final Chapter.❤️*

  • @DiseasedWithDeath
    @DiseasedWithDeath Před 2 lety +2787

    I will admit. Pinnochios clever attempts at “lying” always make me laugh a little

    • @chupacadabra5161
      @chupacadabra5161 Před 2 lety +209

      This along with the nightmare donkey ogre baby saying "Dada!" and "I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!" were the only times I laughed in the movie.

    • @ginrod9392
      @ginrod9392 Před 2 lety +15

      Shrek 3 is gonna make me 😭.

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 Před rokem +19

      That scene was underrated.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Před rokem +9

      the bit where Hook attacks them was pretty funny

  • @plepedro
    @plepedro Před 3 lety +1021

    J.T. literally just looks like younger Prince Charming????

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 Před 3 lety +19

      Is he not supposed to?

    • @Awesomeasumpta13
      @Awesomeasumpta13 Před 3 lety +88

      @@justasmltwngir1732 He supposed to be related to Fiona, that's why Shrek is trying to get J.T. to take the throne. But yeah, he looks more like Charming's younger brother or something.

    • @MizzClareJonesKNS
      @MizzClareJonesKNS Před 3 lety +52

      My dad had a headcanon that Charming was the dad that left Arthur

    • @ShadowSorel
      @ShadowSorel Před 3 lety +17

      @@MizzClareJonesKNS isn't charming around fiona's age?

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ShadowSorel some people have kids really early (religious reasons, financial reasons, or just because they want them) but otherwise? yeah it’s a little odd

  • @tedgonzalez985
    @tedgonzalez985 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I honestly wish they made Shrek the Third's story work. It would've been a nice prelude to Forever After to show how much Shrek's life had strayed from the typical ogre life and to show he would've struggled becoming an actual king of a kingdom AND a father to ogre babies. Oh well, I'm happy to skip it every time I rewatch the series.

  • @richardskeen5546
    @richardskeen5546 Před rokem +8

    Schaffrillas:
    - "Ugh, it's hideous!"
    Prince Charming:
    - "Well that wasn't very nice"
    - [looks at a particular movie]
    - "It's only shrek the third"

  • @lucianoproductions5578
    @lucianoproductions5578 Před 4 lety +2855

    19:45 Arthur and hiccup have the same voice actor in brazil

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz Před 5 lety +9063

    When is Shrek 6 coming out?

  • @PrimalDragon1740
    @PrimalDragon1740 Před rokem +19

    I was actually forced to see this one with my camp group back in 2007 when it initially released. Man was it one of the most dragging experiences of my entire life. Which is really sad. I wanted to see Spider-Man 3 instead of this crap.

  • @BitterSweetAerith
    @BitterSweetAerith Před rokem +10

    Okay but as a kid I laughed my ass off at Donkey turning around and saying "DADA"

  • @ThatOneGuyInYoutubeComments
    @ThatOneGuyInYoutubeComments Před 5 lety +3846

    1:shrek 2
    2:shrek
    3:shrek 4
    4shrek the third

  • @PIB2000
    @PIB2000 Před 4 lety +906

    The sad thing is it technically did have an impact on the franchise. It's because of this one movie that Shrek is viewed as a joke nowadays despite his impact on animation.

    • @papismalllegs8473
      @papismalllegs8473 Před 3 lety +62

      Bloodhound I have to agree. I've never watched any of the shriek movies but before binging videos like this, Shrek was just an ugly ogre to me because that's how I was exposed to the character: as a joke. But after watching these videos and discovering the beauty that Shrek held, I want to consider watching all 3 movies sometime.

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 Před 3 lety +61

      @@papismalllegs8473 I'd say just watch 1, 2 and Forever After and pretend the third film doesn't exist. It doesn't feel like it's very significant to Shrek's story in the grand scale of things. It just needlessly extends Shrek's self doubt arc which really should have ended after 2, introduces annoying characters who never appear again and makes Charming REALLY outstay his welcome.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond Před 3 lety +1

      Well he said it had to be a positive impact in his rule list so no

    • @carlosmattessich3883
      @carlosmattessich3883 Před 3 lety

      A BAD impact.

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 Před 3 lety +3

      @@carlosmattessich3883 Without Shrek the Third, we wouldn't have all the memes, so make of that what you will.

  • @Lord_Farquaad1451AD
    @Lord_Farquaad1451AD Před rokem +8

    The true reason this film was a disaster:
    I was not in the casting

  • @Kingbeat1
    @Kingbeat1 Před 2 měsíci +5

    After seeing megamind vs doom syndicate perhaps we treated Shrek the Third harshly

  • @movieandtvseriesclips2805
    @movieandtvseriesclips2805 Před 2 lety +2414

    Shrek: "Why wouldn't you be King?"
    Artie: "Because Kings killed my Grandma!"

    • @BronyFan27
      @BronyFan27 Před 2 lety +116

      Nice reference to Trolls😋

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 Před 2 lety +81

      Jusitn timberlake momen5

    • @g.d.graham2446
      @g.d.graham2446 Před 2 lety +9

      Oof

    • @winglessfairy564
      @winglessfairy564 Před rokem +12

      😹😹 lmaoo I cannot with this ongoing meme

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 Před rokem +7

      *sigh* As much as I dislike the Trolls movies and Justin Timberlake as a person, it’s hard to deny that (depending on the song, as long as it’s not too douchey to Britney Spears like “Cry Me a River” and “What Goes Around Comes Around” which despite its praise from Jonas Brothers haters who thinks they are the worst boyfriends before Justin Bieber, really got worse with age because Justin was just probing himself to be a jealous ex even though he could have had her had HE not cheated on her and stood her up on dates) his music is pretty catchy so the fact that he had no songs in StT goes to show that the film industry had, in a way, about as much respect for him as they had with Bernadette Peters. She really has powerful songs, so why do movies have a problem with her singing? First, The Land Before Time 10 (which, like with other The Land Before Time sequels, I’m mixed towards.), then Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (starring Lea Michele as Dorothy, and she was the Justin Timberlake of Glee, yet even less talented in terms of her vocals being annoying), what else?!

  • @mikeymikesh
    @mikeymikesh Před 2 lety +4052

    As bad as this movie may be over all, there’s one part towards the end that’s undeniably awesome:
    Charming:
    “This was supposed to be MY happily ever after!”
    Shrek:
    “Well I guess you’ll have to keep looking!
    *_Because I’m not giving up mine._* "

  • @Randomprouductsbally
    @Randomprouductsbally Před rokem +19

    You don't even have to watch the third one to know what's going on in the fourth

    • @noobthenewt1048
      @noobthenewt1048 Před rokem +7

      I didnt even know 3 existed when i was 8, i always thought Forever After was the 3rd one, until i saw another reviewer a few years ago talk about why shrek 3 was the worst and realised there was a third one

  • @zaenotaverage76
    @zaenotaverage76 Před 9 měsíci +1

    To the point of Prince Charming being the only one not convinced, he’s the only one with fresh anger or a fresh motive. All the other villains have been villains for so long that they aren’t even mad anymore.

    • @DonOctavioSanchez
      @DonOctavioSanchez Před 9 měsíci

      Puss in Boots The Last Wish is better than Shrek the Third

  • @Vulpes_Ailurus
    @Vulpes_Ailurus Před 4 lety +510

    I remember when I saw this in the theater. The frog king’s death scene was so overdone that all of the kids in the theater started crying uncontrollably.

    • @Vulpes_Ailurus
      @Vulpes_Ailurus Před 4 lety +67

      Jaden my problem wasn’t that it was dark humor, the entire series had plenty of dark humor that worked just fine. My problem was how overdone it was in the scene. I think a good example of how Shrek did the same thing right was Mongo’s death scene.

    • @idk-ch7hj
      @idk-ch7hj Před 4 lety +2

      CRYING?

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Před 4 lety +29

      I think the scene is a little dark because of a theory that I have regarding the king's death.
      Bear with me,
      *Charming poisoned the king*
      I know it sounds dumb seeing how it looks like he died do to sickness.
      But look at it this way.
      At the end of the funeral, we see Charming watching from a distance, smiling, then immediately starts his plan to take the kingdom.
      Later in the movie, they mention poison, although not directly connecting it to the king's death, it may be hinting something.
      And again, I know about the sickness thing, but wouldn't that be a good time to sneak poison into his medicine?
      I know it sounds dumb, but that's my opinion, and personally, it makes him a little better.
      A little, if it offends you.

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 Před 4 lety +3

      It just came across as awkward.

    • @jerricaleonard2123
      @jerricaleonard2123 Před 4 lety +1

      @@w1ndgeneral226 I was thinking the same thing.

  • @Adamant_Adam
    @Adamant_Adam Před 4 lety +1362

    I wish it was more about learning Shrek's trauma from his parents. It's briefly brought up a handful of times in the series, but I think the third movie could have gone deeper into depth about wanting to be a good parent, but simply not knowing how/ if he ever could.
    What if Shrek was to go teach Arthur about how to be a proper king, and through their bonding, Shrek learns that he has what it takes. We could also see Fiona going through the same thing, but in denial about the trauma living in that tower did to her. She would be confused as of how to raise ogre children, like off the top of my head, imagine Fiona going into an ogre parenting class by herself while Shrek is gone, and learning about the differences between raising human children and Ogre children. Maybe it's a lot messier, maybe a lot harsher.
    At least, that's how I would have done it

    • @miariz
      @miariz Před 4 lety +80

      That would have been so depressive lol

    • @user-zy1xd7ml8r
      @user-zy1xd7ml8r Před 4 lety +48

      "Ogre parenting class" 😂

    • @dragonzthename8574
      @dragonzthename8574 Před 4 lety +1

      Mood

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 Před 4 lety +25

      I think of this idea as interesting and much better than the actual movie. Just have Shrek learning through Arthur that he CAN be a good father and that whatever happened on his childhood won't be repeated by him,he can break the cicle.
      The only issue I have is that maybe,just *maybe* kids would get bored... Since it is a premise more mature than the other ones,or sounds like it.

    • @littlesnicket606
      @littlesnicket606 Před 4 lety

      💖💖💖 Thank

  • @blatherskitestudios2278
    @blatherskitestudios2278 Před 9 měsíci +2

    really thought he could use the instrumental to "Oh No, What We Gonna Do?" from VeggieTales and no one would notice

  • @DonOctavioSanchez
    @DonOctavioSanchez Před 9 měsíci +1

    I personally see Shrek the Third as a guilty pleasure.

  • @twoinsurance2246
    @twoinsurance2246 Před 4 lety +594

    “There’s actually a lot more *LAYERS* to this movie”.

  • @hermitcrab_213
    @hermitcrab_213 Před 4 lety +514

    Charming: *pathetic operatic note*
    The ad CZcams gave me right at that moment: “being a vocal star is only a lecture away! Join me in my professional class to learn from the best!”

  • @frosted_glaceon5513
    @frosted_glaceon5513 Před rokem +6

    Now I'm really angry because now I'm wishing it was your version because it could have been just as impactful as Shrek 2. I feel like there could have been so much more to explore with Arthur too. In fact, I think wanting to know more about him might have actually been why I watched this movie so much as a kid. They also did Charming pretty dirty. Having an arc like you described would have made him a lot more likeable as a villain. Could have explored his backstory, maybe he was even manipulated? I wouldn't put it past Fairy Godmother to have manipulated him to some degree into believing he wanted the throne, whether that be magically or emotionally.
    I love writing fics. maybe I'll try to rewrite this movie someday.

  • @ThatcherTechnoServer
    @ThatcherTechnoServer Před 9 měsíci +1

    Imagine if dreamworks decided to remake this film to actually be good