Cringey Imagines 2
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- čas přidán 4. 04. 2019
- WE'RE BACK, BABY!!! I've gotten hundreds of messages asking me to make a part 2 of my "Cringey 1D Imagines" video, so here it is. For this video, I decided to not limit myself to strictly 1D imagines, because there are a whole bunch of them out there including Ed Sheeran, Jacob Sartorius, and much more. Enjoy!!!
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comment "stand shitting is a 2019 vibe" if ur reading this
#kurtisconner
Kurtis: "wow i'm glad no one can see my outfit"
Also Kurtis: **shows outfit**
Yain't wrong
I have those pants😬
he should’ve let us IMAGINE his outfit
I was gonna say that omg 😂😂 Kurtiiis wyd xD
me: literally wearing the EXACT same pants
Liam: I’m a superhero, guess my name
Girl: Ironman? Spider-Man?
Liam: *smile fades into skin *
Slender man
mozzarella cheese, DUDE HOLY SHIt. I just spit my fuckin water out because of this.
That’s a good one 😂
666 likes
😂😂😂😂
OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Imagine: harry is making you breakfast, when you're done, you look at Harry, and he is just muscle tissue and blood "harry where is your skin" and he says " what did you think was the wrap bread
Omfg I’m going to go thr0w up now 😍 /lh
I love this surrealist nightmare of an imagine that you have created
It was a great timing reading this at 10 PM. Guess who's having nightmares tonight!
I was imagining you saying that in the same tone as "harry where is the milk"
oh
12 year-old fangirls had no right being this funny 😭😭
I remember finding these in 2012 and totally losing my shit
"are you ready for first night?!"
I've....I've had nights before
This made me audibly laugh
m b Same.
I think someone who wrote it just translate non-english term to english. For example, there's a term in bahasa " Malam Pertama ". Most of indonesian, they're tryna stay away from premarital sex so when they're married there will be a " Malam Pertama " which means, the first time for them doing-- you know, sex. And they usually do that at the first night of their wedding day. So if you translate " Malam Pertama " to english, it'll be " First Night " :)
thalita paula *gasp*
ash luna i think ive heard my parents say that before-
tbh Kurtis deserves the academy’s award for all the role playing in his videos
Ikr! Something like an oscar or something like that
yEE yEE right? 😂😂
Right?!? He’s got my vote
5:24 is it just me or is Ed Sherman’s face slowly appearing on screen the funniest shit ever
pretty late to this but you ain't alone
ED SHERMAN
"sherman" 💀
*E D S H E R M A N -*
Who tf is ed sherman😭
I love this one satirical imagine account, and I'll never forget one of the imagines was "POV you fall and break your neck and (Character) tries to hold back his laughter"
I remember I saw a Wilbur soot imagine on Pinterest and it said something along the lines of “imagine Wilbur soot gave you guitar lessons and you pretend to not understand it to spend more time with him and he breaks the guitar on your head and kills you” and I remember laughing at the sheer absurdity of it
The slow reveal of ed’s face makes me so wildly uncomfortable
I'm chocking right now AHAHHAHAHA
Carlotta Qualizza chock chock chock chock chock chock
His face his was weird in the picture
SAME
The children are fast, but Ed Sheeran is faster.
“I’m so glad my legs aren’t on camera right now”
*immediately shows legs*
Hannah Lalala we have the same name
Hannah Loves The Office I love the office too
Oh hey, I’m here to ruin the chain of Hannahs
@@hannahlovestheoffice6595 do you know... its a palindrome? who can say that? maybe bob and otto.
@Hanna Curlee hanna ftw :) Hannas are good persons :D
Imagine: Niall horan teaches u play the guitar. U get everything wrong. He rages and breaks yo guitar on yo head. He then storms put the room to do fortnite dances and played minecraft
beautiful
What the hell
As an nctzen idk if I should be happy or terrified abt Kurtis reading one of our Mark memes word for word and then laughing abt it
I frl stopped breathing for a second
Weirdo.
i was like !? and ran to the comments like what are the odds
and of course it's classic mark stan humour
mark lee stans are actually wild 😭
Imagines walked so povs could run.
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH im lonely BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and reactions can fly
Facts
YAASSSS
X reader stayed behind to let the race run smoothly
12 year old me is triggered I used to think these Wattpad type imagines were Shakespeare.
oof, 12 y/o me can relate harD
U What 😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly tho
me with the emo band imagines 😂😭😂😭😂
But when your 11 you’re cringing.
But I hate the word cringing.
But I use it.
But okay.
Imagine: you come home from a party, Jungcook sees you and asks "where were you?" You reply "out" so Jungcook slams you against the wall, knocking you out, then he says "now who's really out"
Cook??? 😭😭🤌🏻🤌🏻
Im screaming lmfaoooo now whos really out
Good one pal
Imagine: you fall from the last floor of the tallest building and suffer multiple fractures and when you're dead on the ground harry comes by in his Lamborghini and runs over you. He then gives you chest compressions and says "I'm sorry darling"
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤☠❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
that slow reveal of ed sheerans face was the scariest thing ever i'm WHEEZING
Kaitlynn I’M LAUGHING SO HARD HAHA
When I saw the red hair.. I thought it was Reba so imagine my surprise when Ed Sheeran was slowly revealed
Kaitlynn *(WHEEZE)*
HONESTLY
Garrett Wells imagine: your boyfriend, reba, coming in and beating up the bullies. then singing a country song for you because you’re being bullied for your dead mom
the word “dude” was made for this guy
STOP COPYING THIS COMMENT OMGGG
Facts.
@@chloet9357 it's possible for people to come up with the same things. Happens all the time
the word “dude” was made for this guy
i thought you were me
Imagine: it’s you and Kurtis wedding day. Kurtis hyperventilate his vows “I will never drop you Y/N” “do you take Y/N to be your wife” “sure” he hyperventilate as you stare in his piercing brown orbs “do you take Kurtis to be your husband” “I do” you say “you may now kiss bride” Kurtis puts out his hand for a firm handshake “up high, down low, too slow” you get divorced after 2 weeks
I think we all know what Harry put into that oatmeal, and it wasn't pants...
It was his tears, bcuz those pants he lost were his favorite.
😢
the pants were one of a kind!!
“Babe look she has your eyes”
“Give them back now”
HAJSJISJSKSJA
BABAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmao
what’s that from lmaoo
PL,Z,ZAKASJSHGAHSB
"What makes you beautiful...is darkness" Drunk Harry Styles, 2019
The Bard of our time
"that's what makes you beautiful!"
this man needs a danger warning on his videos. i'm athsmatic and constantly struggle to breathe bc i'm laughing so hard. thanks kurtis.
8:11 The Mark cameo was crazy ijbol. I realised that nctzens sound weird to people who aren't in the fandom because of their crazy humor lmao.
'if you're allowed to post them we're allowed to roast them '-Kurtis Conner 2019
"It's baby this, baby that who are you Justin Bieber."
N00B47 I DIED
N00B47 that was like the best part of the vid
8:07 at least he found the Mark one funny and knew it was a joke💀💀
8:07 HELP NOT MARK 💀💀
“Did an accident together” just sounds like they made a kid together.
EXACTLY what I thought 😂
Annabeth Chase same
🤣💀
that’s what i thought!! 😂
maya yaser oh god that’s be sad
imagine : you’re sitting on your bed watching youtube and you hear a knock on your door, you say “ come in “ Kurtis Conner slowly walks in whispers in your ear, “ YEE YEE “
Olivia Beasley best fukin thing ever! i wouldnt let him go dude
I would cry laughing so beautiful lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
thats a nightmare i would love to have
not mark lee 😭💀 i swear nctzens love making those crack imagines and they're so cursed 💀💀
Nct always at the scene of the crime 😭
"If there's Sub-will, there's a Sub-way" that needs to become a slogan lol
Idk man, ''Eat ass'' seems like a difficult one to beat if we're talking slogan possibilities...
Let's not forget, " If your gonna post 'em, we're allowed to roast 'em".
That's it. I will say this forever now. No context needed.
Or a poster
Hudson Reynolds CEO of Sub-will Sub-way
him: glad my legs aren't showing
him: *shows legs*
me: ??
*visible confusion*
Anakin Skywalker Padme more like holy shit you fuckin killed her dude
Me whenever I’m in shorts 😂
8:20 the Mark imagine is actually kinda something I can imagine him saying 😭😭
I mean it’s better than this one imagine I saw that was him sticking his toes up y/n’s nose and y/n dying(y/n had a toe allergy 😭)
@@mildew127 that is actually an amazing imagine
5:00
missed opportunity to say:
“babe it’s so dark in here, but That’s What Makes You Beautiful”
ok
The slow pan down to reveal the picture of Ed Sheeran was absolutely Terrifying
😂😭Swearrr
Actually 😂
The picture of Ed Sheeran itself was terrifying.
honestlyyyy💀💀💀
I read this comment before seeing it and thought to myself *haha I wonder what this is about* fuck that is horrendous I am so scared
Imagine, you're walking down the street and you feel someone grab your shoulders and whisper in your ear. It's Kurtis, and he softly whispers: "Extra Greeting ™"
IF ONLY😫
HAHAHA
THE BRANDING
your profile pic tho
That's scary
WHAT IS MARK DOING THERE LMAOOOOOO
MARK LEE BEING HERE IS SO FUNNY TO ME LMAOO
"what makes you beautiful is... darkness"
Relatable
Yeah... beacuse they can't see my ugly face
r/im14andthisisdeep vibes from this comment
@@raccoondog1458 since when was a "mood" thing /iam14andthisisdeep? Lmaoooo
It means they're ugly-
@@MadeOfConfusion no wonder i cant relate 😌 self love
When you’re the first black girl he’s dated
I don’t know why, but I’m so relieved that the imaginary woman’s imaginary baby was saved
Yesss i fucking feel you
same
8:08 MARK LEE???????? this is a crossover i did not expect
11:54 I think they were going for “I’ll never let you go” but got it confused
we as a society cannot let “phil e. cheesesteak” go unnoticed
I love your profile of cute Luke lmao
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS EVERYTHINGGG
Idc about star wars but for some reason I just love your pfp it's so *aestheticccc*
I love how all three of these replies have nothing to do with the actual comment
Eddie Cameron it’s almost like they are.. letting it go unnoticed
I remembered the Cringey 1D imagines when I saw Niall Horan on TV and I couldn’t remember his name so I nearly yelled “Is that the guy in my ear?? Get out!!”
this is something i would do ☠️
I never thought I’d see mark on a kurtis video… but alas LIKE A STICKAAAAA
Imagine: you’re a washerwoman in the 1300s and one day you’re reading and then magistrate Kurtis himself accuses you of witchcraft, a few weeks later, he winks at you and you blush as you’re being burned at the stake❤️
SO CUTE!!! I wish Kurtis would burn me at the stake...
Random Username We all do sweetie, we all do 😔
Gay Sock OMG HELLO FELLOW NNSG FAN AND YES I ACTUALLY CRIED RAKU WAS A GREAT CHARACTER also yes snufkin profile pic
is it hot in here or am i just being burned at the stake? 😳
Still a better love story than twilight
The funniest about the "yourman" imagine is that 1D actually has a song that says "I can't be no superman but for you I'll be superhuman"
I wanna save your heart from these terrifying imagines... toniiight.
They'll only break you, leave you torn apart... OH.
why did my brain instantly go to reganomics by lemon demon 🕳_🕳
"you should open your eyes but they stay closed"
yes. they are staying closed, i'm not reading these lmaoo
@@themyofmy _are you unhappy girl with this confusing world where everything you earn is getting left to burn if it were up to me then living would be free and i can give you that and i can give you that_
BRUH NOT ME JUST FINDING OUT THAT 1D MEANS ONE DIRECTION
8:40 this reminded me of a saying in my country (Brazil). If you want to say you don't care about something, you say you are shitting and walking
8:59 I legit thought he said "kissing their parents" and I was like a yes a classic accident really who hasn't done that
I feel like a lot of these are by people writing as fast as they can before their parents see what they're doing
“Ok, almost done.
Honey what are you doing?
Nothing mom!”
The more imagines he reads, the more and more this seems to ring true! 😂😂
Omg YEs
A lot of people are none native english speaker too.
Radiates same energy as people quickly closing wattpad when parents walk in you reading smut
YourMan was a role made just for Noah Centieno
: he’d play the role AMAZINGly
catchphrase: woahwoahwoah
@@amelias6138 you're a genius
: HAHA
Imagine : Shawn Mendes comes into your room at the middle of the night and says "Someone wants to see you". while putting off his unicorn slippers.
"Who?" you ask killing your pet baby dragon.
"Me" Tom Holland says coming inside from your broken window. He comes closer to you and whispers "Ik you want to go to bed but your parents are getting divorced."
i think it’s hilarious that mark lee made it into this video LMAOAOAO
Imagine little girls didn't romanticize abusive relationships
Helga Hufflepuff *cough* after
Disney was a terrible influence on me. Especially Beauty and the Beast.
same with the other way around, it's genuinely upsetting that kids are taught so young that being hurt just means you're loved.
This instantly became one of my favorite Kurtis videos.
Stand shitting is a 2019 vibe LMAO
Imagine: You are eating spaghetti and Kurtis bust down the door... “ YEE YEE” he yells as he throws his cowboy hat at you, knocking the spaghetti out of your hand
Your username is the best thing I’ve ever read
I also love your username
Nathaniel Antonick: thank ye thank ye
The most realistic imagine ever written
Paul McCartney’s Left Pinky okay but..... I’m eating spaghetti rn
I saw the intro and thought: there’s only one direction this video can go
👀
This comment is very underrated
*cues laughtrack*
*cues seinfeld theme*
*cues drum solo*
Imagine: Kurtis Connor thinks saying sun cream is weird when it’s what every British person calls sun tan lotion
The slow pan down to sheerans face with the imagine was absolutely great [ at 5:19 }
imagine
you wake up one day to your mom lightly tapping your shoulder. you open your eyes to see her sitting next to you, crying.
“mom?” you ask groggily, rubbing the sleep from ur eyes.
“honey. i’m sorry i have to do this to you, but your dad and i are so broke, we can’t afford rent.” she says, sobbing.
“mom what are you talking about?”
“we’re selling you to Kurtis Conner. we’re so sorry, sweetie.”
“mom please don’t do this,” you cry, clinging to her as she gets up to grab your already packed bags.
when did she pack them?
“get dressed. he’s downstairs when you’re ready.”
you stare at the doorway where she just left in awe. you can’t believe your own parents are doing this. you feel the tears come down as you get dressed and head downstairs.
you see kurtis look up at you and stare into your soul.
“oh hey. uh yee yee” he says.
That was the moment you knew you had to do this for your family.
The End.
Ally Grace I’ve been wheezing for 5 minutes sksksksk sksksks 😂
This is so M/S i love it😂😂😂😂😂
Ally Grace pls where’s part 2
KSANJSNKJNSK I AM DYING STOPPPPP
Thats pretty creative
Imagine:
You're in bed with Kurtis, he's spooning you
He whispers in your ear, very softly
"Yee yee"
Juice*
Hahhahahahhahahha
Clara Martins stolen
Get outta hear trynna steal my comment 😤
Clara Martins “yeehaw..”
"I'm glad you can't see my trousers."
*shows trousers*
Multiple times
13:06 he contributes some of his own milk to the oatmeal
Yep
Imagine, in an alternate universe:
Guy: "I'm a superhero. Guess my name."
Girl: "The hulk? Captain America?"
Guy: "Your man."
Girl: "...what?"
It's funny because here in Ireland, "your man" is literally any man you know about
@@anamilenaobregon895 your mum could say "your man down the street" and your man could live right beside you or on a different continent.
He-man
the way i died
Girl: Y/n?
Person: Yes please save me from all these fanfic bs I am aro ace--
That slow reveal of Ed Sheeran's odd facial expression covered in a wall of text is hilarious.
Shoelace Kink it scared me at first
I almost choked on my cheeto 😂
@Tiegan L those standing shower poops do be hittin different tho 👀
0:43 ok we live in the 19th century now
7:54 NOT THAT SONG PLS
Imagine 👏🏽
Kurtis gives you an extra greeting when he crawls in your ears. You ask him to leave but he won’t
He’s in there
Mani Sefas-Loos sorry i’m in ear
U tell him to stop but HE'S IN THERE
I'm afeared
Giggity giggity goo
💀💀
Imagine: When Kurtis finds a wattpad about him and Danny
Oh god
Selfcest
Don't worry, I'll have it on soon. 😉😂
@@vegazyla1402 oop-
Danny devito?
Anyone else notices how his voice got so much deeper even though he was like 26 then and is 30 now 😭
A Canadian CZcamsr reading an ~~imagine~~ of another Canadian CZcamsr that mentions a Canadian singer and singing a song by yet another Canadian singer afterwards is such a Canadian moment!
*I'm glad Kurtis and Danny haven't collaborated yet. That'd be too powerful. We simply are not ready*
Yess
Imaginary_ Problems Kurtis, Danny and Drew would implode the world
Natalie Jones plus cody and noel
its bc the world is simply not ready
melanie mmaakk ahhh i can't my heart is 102920 beats per minute just thinking ab it
Imagine: You respect the celebrity you have had a crush on and respect their boundaries, and that celebrity respects you for that.
YES PLEASE
if only it was like that 😔
😳😳 got me worked up like damn 🥵 better mark this comment NSFW
THANK YOU. Sometimes I stop liking being a directioner bc of shit like this.
@@aldentetoes130 Stans are absolute horrible people. But the song slaps
IM REWATCHING OLD KURTIS VIDEOS AND THE MARK LEE ONE HELPHSHDJABDN MY NCTZEN BRAIN CANT DO THIS
I love these, I used to spend hours at night in middle school reading these to cope with my undiagnosed mental illnesses. They're so nostalgic and I still read them to escape
Imagine
Kurtis is your “friend”
You’re asleep in his bed
You suddenly feel something on your back
It’s Kurtis
He’s just flinging chips at you while asking you to move over
Dude I would kill for that to happen to me
{Floofi Chaos} that’s honestly goals
Lol what the hell
Imagine: you’re in your bed. it’s the middle of the night, rains taps on your window. Suddenly you hear a soft whisper, you can’t tell exactly where it’s coming from. You lift the covers just to discover someone lurking beneath them, it’s Kurtis Conner. He gently opens his mouth just to let out a soft “yee yee”, sending shivers down your spine.
nut 😩👌
when I first saw Y/N i thought it meant yes/no and then it never really fit properly and morphed to 'ya know' instead now my brain can only see it as 'ya know' which really ruins any chance of these imagines working when it's just a thick Aussie accent every time the reader is addressed
I agree that the best “imagine” is a wholesome one. For example, imagine all the people… living for today.
with those jokes, youre gonna make a GREAT dad
Omg yes😂
conspiracy theory, his girlfriend is pregnant and he will be
JustBeingMar conspiracy theory, he’s pregnant
and a great daddy 👀👀
Your sense of humor is literally the most perfect thing to exist.
What about Danny Gonzales?
Yes
Kristian Alexis lol THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON -get it the song that Danny made hahaha I’m so funny-
you mean the second most perfect thing? him being the first :')
He's the CEO of bad puns
mark lee on a kurtis conner video, he's everywhere
I think the last one was saying there was c*m in the oatmeal... omg I'm scarred from that... love ya Kurtis!!! 🖤🖤🖤
kurtis: im really glad my legs aren’t on camera
*proceeds to show legs*
*i look like a fucking extra in a disney show*
*WELL HEY GANG*
#Floorgang
*Well hey gang* 🤙🏻
no shit sherlock
Imagine: standing at the kurtistown border and but the gaurd doesn't give you a extra greeting
Aimiko you’re everywhere and i support it
That would be heartbreaking! I can't!
Yee yee😔
1.1k dislikes are from people who aren't ready for first night 🙄
please i was not ready for Mark Lee's picture to pop up on the screen omfg
kurtis conner is the perfect guy to watch if you have a deep love for dumb puns.
Your pfp is a whole mood
Spritzoll live it up, my guy
Exactly my type of humor
And a lil chuckle after
Imagine:
Kurtis whispers “yee yee” in your ear every night before you fall asleep
I’d pay a million dollars for that
Terrifying.
Sarah Brownell MizaLina Two types of people
At last, he is able to do what he came to do. He runs to your eardrum and shouts “F O L K S” and proceeds to slap your eardrum with all his might.
InducedPsychosis poor Jenna lmao
Kurtis : ew wtf is suncream that's so gross
All of Britain: am I a joke to you?
Imagine: you call Sun tan lotion "sun cream" and Kurtis mocks you for it
Nobody:
Kurtis: *”fUcKiNg PaRdOn”*
I say that too. Is it not common?
I can’t like it cause I’m EdGy so this is my like
*Read episode stories. They would dig a hole in you that nothing could fill.*
OMG FACTSSSS
YES
"You make my heart go skittles colour 💖🥺"
I was crying and this made me feel better
Kurtis deserves an Oscar for all those cutscenes lmao
Josefine May theyre my fav
sksksks true 😂
I was the 2000th like :oo