Jerry Seinfeld Does His Best Tight Five
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- čas přidán 6. 01. 2016
- Jerry Seinfeld drops in on The Late Show to try out that whole telling jokes with a microphone thing.
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Whenever I watch Jerry's standup, I play the Seinfeld theme in a separate tab.
I should try this
I get the wit. However, in this day and age, I find Whitehouse press releases way more funny.
@@jakubgadzala7474 it's definitely a bigger joke.
@@jakubgadzala7474 eh, I came _kinda_ close to a chuckle during the buffet segment
He’s not funny
1:02 That inflection in his voice is what brings a lot of his comedic bits to life.
Brings back memories
Man his voice cracks like a son of bitch now lol.
I get the wit. However, in this day and age, I find Whitehouse press releases way more funny.
Yeah?
@ChloroPhobeTarantino/ I agree. He "lives in the moment" when he delivers material. Sure, his material is rehearsed. He says in interviews that every single night is different even with material that works. He says that audiences are different even in the same venue. What works on a Friday or Saturday night might not work on say a Monday night. What works in New York doesn't necessarily work in the Midwest. And, he said that he might be having an "off night" where he's just not quite as sharp.
I agree with your point. His VOICE INFLECTION IS CRITICAL TO THE DELIVERY. Have you seen the his stand-up presentation where he talks about marriage? Specifically, where he says, "I now know that often times I am using the wrong tone of voice even IN MY OWN HOUSE. My wife said I am using the wrong tone. I said, "what tone".
She said, "THAT TONE". 😂
That whole 5 part series is hilarious. I think it's on "Jerry Seinfeld DOES HIS BEST TIGHT FIVE".
The buffet bit was gold. Gold, Jerry!
it's amazing how he deconstructs simple relatable things.
No, it's amazing how many morons think his awful stand up is funny.
'A hole does not exist, words have meaning'. I find this funny.
Tho he fuckd up and actually said
"Words have meanings!"
Which would have been hilarious if he meant to say that.... 🤔 and then went on about how words mean multiple things. But alas, I digress
Same with 'cold' or 'darkness'... the don't exist. They are just words that we use to explain a lack of something - 'heat' and 'light'. ;P
Man walks into a Dunkin Donuts and asks "how much for a bag of donut plugs?"
@A Person lol!🤣
@@the360unit4 Adjectives.
Jerry Seinfeld doing an impression of Jerry Seinfeld.
hfield07 I feel like he got that way about 5-10 years ago
Who is less funny or talented - Seinfeld or Conan??
More like an impression of Brian Regan
Worlds are colliding!
Welcome to CZcams, a magnet for the introverted, socially maladjusted, miserable, immature prepubescent, crying for help future mass shooters. Its really weird and scary in here.
My favorite part... at the Swanson marketing meeting: "Alright, we're not going to do anything about the quality; we agreed upon that."
I still can't stop imagining a bee talking when I hear him talking.... What an icon 👏
can't believe he didn't get an Oscar for that
You’re clearly 12 years old
Those people are literally laughing after every half-sentence.
+Cy Tolliver It's an artificial laughter, the bane of comedy shows.
+Cy Tolliver too many US tv talk shows encourage this idiotic "audience participation". it ruins the shows in my opinion. the daily show with jon stewbeef was the worst, and I think part of the reason he quit when he did, it became ridiculous.
they are literally not though
+Cy Tolliver Yeah, this is true. I've been in the audience for Conan once, and they really do a good job at pumping you up and getting you excited with a comedian who talks pre show and during the break. That plus the group setting means you'll laugh at just about anything.
+Cy Tolliver yea, its a horrid set- i barely smiled. its sad
“Ppl build these Death Row Last Meal wishlists” 🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂
His whole buffet skit had me weak. People ordering deathrow last meals. True to the fact, people really do get weird food combinations in a buffet
lmao he sounds like the bee from the bee movie
he was the voice actor for that bee
@@sirwilliamericclaptonpower1706 Im pretty sure they were joking
@@sirwilliamericclaptonpower1706 you sir, are likely on the spectrum.
He is
It seems mediocre even when he does it
all's I can say after watching this is he loves doing comedy. nobody with his amount of money and freedom would be able to focus and edit and keep his chops unless he actually cared more about it than anything else in his life.
You really think hes editing his own videos?
@@bricknmotor he means that he edits his own material
No.. that's you. Artist don't think like that.
@@bricknmotor is your username in homage to what the inside of your skull is filled with?
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH TIGHT FIVES
*seinfeld theme plays*
Scrolling through the comments, I stopped on this one. Underappreciated, I'd say - better joke than Jerry's whole set
"And why are people calling it a _best tight five_ when it's like seven minutes long...!? Seems to me that's more of a _serviceable loose five..."_
**high pitched crackly seinfeld voice** IT'S NOT EVEN A FIVE, IT'S A SEVEN, WORDS HAVE MEANINGS
He started his first joke at 0:43 and ended at 6:43. A well executed, almost perfectly timed, tight six.
I can hear your comment
I laugh every single time he does his screechy voice. It never gets old.
You think I got cancelled 😂😂😂😂😂that voice killed me
For real it's funny 😁 😂
What's... the deal... with the screechy voice?
That screechy voice is gold, Jerry. Gold! 😁😁
Unless it’s in a movie
I love when jerry refers to non comedians as civilians. 😂
He had me referring to them as such since 2007 cause it’s true🤷🏽♀️ the world of comedy is like a battlefield and we trying to win
@@AaronaCreateswere can I see a set of yours for free, so I can properly judge you?
@@AaronaCreates No. It's not. You're just pretentious.
"My first guest tonight created Seinfeld..." I thought Larry David was coming on.
Same...
+Steve27775 Jerry Seinfeld had significant input into the series-- hence the CO -creator title.
+Steve27775 Interesting fact: of course, two people cannot have the same idea at once, so one person had to think of the basis for seinfeld. Jerry was offered the opportunity for a show, and met his friend Larry at the comedy club one night. They start discussing ideas, nothing sticks out. They visit a korean restaurant and start picking apart the place, as only they can. Larry then essentially says "This is what the show should be, people complaining about things"
A few billion dollars later here we are. Source: Howard Stern Seinfeld interview
Jerry had lots of input into the casting and talent. He wrote lots of the stand-up routines on which the show was based. Of course if there are two people ONE will contribute more even if it's 49% to 51%. The point is Jerry contributed a great amount to the success of the show.
+Steve27775 Colbert reports half the truth and is misinformed.
"Alright"
"HAHAHAHEWEHAEHAEHAEEHEAHEAHHE"
Absolute Legend. No dirty jokes. just plain comedy
And that's why he has made the big bucks. Anyone can curse on stage, but not many can do 3 minutes on donut holes that makes perfect sense. Clean and funny, true comedy.
Jim gaffigan, enough said.
Almost any famous comedian could do a clean 3 on doughnuts, they just wont. Because that negates their own personal voice as an artist.
Judging clean and dirty comedy as good and bad comedy is stupid.
It's like saying creed is better than nirvana because they never resorted to profanity. It is not only wrong, but very offensive to those who can handle and enjoy nirvana ('dirty comedy') instead of nickleback ('clean comedy')
I disagree I thought it was boring. Too clean and not funny.
Seinfeld never made me laugh. His comedy is making me smirk or do a "hah" at most but most of the time it's just a person discussing lifeday mundane matters that nobody wants to hear about. Dunno what all the rave is about
@@Rev3rence - You’re right. What I always wonder is how he so wealthy (he said to be worth $950 million) while there are other comedians of his era who are way better than him and have produced way better content and a lot of it and for a long time. Let’s look at it objectively - this guy’s major product, you could say, is “Seinfeld” which again is not half as funny or great as it popularly marketed. I have seen afew stand up presentations here and there on CZcams but you can’t even watch much of it because it is not funny.
Let’s look at other comedians - I’ll take the likes of Steve Harvey and others as an example. Steve Harvey has done stand up specials (pretty funny at that), he had his own sitcom (Mr. High Tower) at some point, he did a Talk Show, Family Feud etc. There’s a lot on his CV, he was relevant at his younger age and he is still working and producing content to date but his wealth is no where near this dude level. Look at Larry David - he is doing a great job with Curb Your Enthusiasm and again producing real quality stuff to date. The like of Eddie Murphy and others. Jerry has done nothing compared to other comedians of era.
And I know wealth creation is not about talent and all but if we use it as a measure of success based on output this guy doesn’t come close to his contemporaries.
My take is corporate media just pushed “Seinfeld” to it’s consumers, marketed it as something good but really it is not. I think it has more to do with the Jewish control of Main Stream Media and him being Jewish more than the quality of the work and hence the reason why he has amassed so much wealth.
@@AndyMutua well Seinfeld is hilarious, one of the all time greats, and even if YOU don’t think it’s funny, that doesn’t really matter , it was the most popular show on Television for the last 6 years of its run. He was the Creator, he starred in it. It’s syndication rights are the highest in history. And he’s a great comedian. And I agree, he isn’t the funniest stand up comic ever, but he is very popular. That’s why he’s worth so much
2:13 "Words have meanings!" That's some funny shit just by itself. So pertinent in these epic, awesome, dank times too.
"words have meanings" Jerry Seinfeld summing up his standup bit
I’ve been binge watching Seinfeld on Netflix with my girlfriend. Knowing that Seinfeld co-created/ wrote the show makes it a hundred times better. This man is a comedic genius
Fax
Fax
He literally is
Yea I'm just watching it now for the first time too. It's very cool to see the lead actor in such a successful show who has also done so much of the writing
Can I use that, Jerry???
He's gotta have more material than any other comedian. I always loved the routines he would do on the show. They always fit the episode.
Norm Macedonald
That is, to say, MACdonald, not Macedonald
Glad to see I already put this point here
@@raikojohnson9850 They both make jokes funny, instead of making funny jokes, but I still think Seinfeld might win on the amount of material though, because he mostly does observational comedy. On the other hand, Norm has more jokes than we realize, layered, embedded and sometimes even disguised. He's openly said negative things about meta comedy, but he was secretly a master of it.
@@raikojohnson9850 You're right, that's how Letterman says it.
jerry seinfeld worked for 10 years creating and starring in one of the most beloved television shows of all time, and has earned the undying admiration of most people who were alive during that time. That's why people laugh at every word he says.
Of all time in the USA perhaps. worldwide not so much.
@@mistakay9019 Idk about worldwide but i came to America when i was 5...and i remember my dad was learning English so he would turn on the TV from time to time and even though he couldnt understand English that well he would still get a kick out of Seinfeld...
@@mistakay9019 Australia loves jerry
top 5 definetely...masy, cheers, northern exposure----
Shows how sheep laugh at anything if they are told to
The donut hole thing was more lyrical than anything else, he writes like an essayist. Beautiful.
Come on. He’s had the same comedic style for over 30 years though… and nobody gets tired of it. I love him
@@ericforman4721 I think he was being complimentary, that some of his stuff is almost literature.
His jokes are timeless! People aren't just laughing at his jokes because he is Jerry Seinfeld. His jokes just resonate with young and old audiences. One of the best!
They aren't even remotely funny.
You must have brain rot if that’s what you think
Personally I think he’s lost the fire. I’m a Seinfeld fan and was rolling years ago when I heard his first special.
But in this it hurts to hear him deliver without any passion. I do comedy myself so maybe it’s something I have an ear for. His material is excellent but I’m pretty sure he’s had these same bits for 30 years.
And even though the material is still good I think he’s changed and isn’t related to normal people like he used to be.
@@Oners82Says you
@jacquelineramagano6572
I haven't told any jokes, and unlike him I'm not trying to be funny, dummy.
Somehow I was waiting my whole life for a joke on donut holes, but I didn’t know it until today. His show is taking off with the roar of an Apollo rocket.
It's surreal to see Seinfeld in his early 60s. He and the show Seinfeld *defined* the 30s single New Yorkers. Everyone gets older, but growing up in the 90s really cemented that version of him into my brain forever. It's reassuring that his humor, persona and voice are the same, even if his hair recession (and short hair) makes him look older.
It must be difficult (relatively speaking) getting older when everybody has access to footage when you were young. Most people watch reruns of Seinfeld and it's a bit jarring seeing him old now. The rest of us just get old and no one really notices. 😂
I wonder how well Jerry would do if he had to do is set in disguise as like a 20yo comedian that nobody knew
He already did. He started in 1976 with worse material and worse delivery, but it was still good enough that he's become one of the most iconic comedians of his time.
Well obviously he started somewhere, but I was wondering how much these jokes seem to be doing so well is just based on his reputation rather than pure strength of material.
I personally have tons of respect for Jerry, but I think you bring up a good point. I don't think this set would hold it's own coming from a nobody.
yeah he did this same set on Letterman in 81 or 82. the video is on youtube. it was good enough to make him a somebody.
EZ2anger I feel like you are missing my point. I obviously give him respect and credit, I'm just saying, if this same exact material was delivered by a no-name comic would it really stand out as remarkably good?
Well it's absolutely amazing how this man could reinvent himself over and over again... this is a class comedy this guy will make you laugh without having to say a swear word or belittle anybody...
I think older Jerry is funnier than young Jerry. His timing and delivery , so good.
"People build this death row last meal wishlists -- it's like a working model of all their emotional needs" -- that is current and great and smart.
I enjoyed this. Light material delivered in a calm way. May not be the piercing torch of shocking truth a lot of people are after, but like all good art this is a true reflection of who he is.
He looks the same at 62 as he did at 61.
i like his subject materials ,, he never gets into politics , only normal day life situations
Love that from jerry
You kind of have to know Seinfeld's personality to get his jokes, (he bitches about the most mundane things, but if you get it, you'll say to yourself "shit, he's right!) otherwise it's not funny. The most impressive aspect of his comedy is that for the most part, it's clean. I can watch his comedy with elders and not sweat...everybody has their niche, this is his.
I always used to think that he just wasn't funny but then I realised that I just didn't get it. It hit me when I saw parody of him and I started laughing at the guy making fun of Jerry's ridiculous jokes about these mundane and boring topics. However at the end of the day he was basically saying the same kind of things Jerry was saying so in a way I was laughing at his stand up. The whole silliness of it is the point; it's a self parody. If you think he's just plain unfunny then you obviously don't get it. For those that don't get it must seem like he's insane because without the style the raw material would obviously not be funny at all. However we all know that he's a very smart guy given the fact that he made the biggest sitcom ever so if you think he isn't funny you just don't get it. That being said he's not the best comic out there but he gets less credit than he deserves.
i agree .. he's a guy that everyone needs just to kill time when they're bored. because he's really a borin guy . he' s not that guy you would call up and invite to a party . haha ! not really a funny guy more of a preacher that we need to slow us down for awhile . now Rodney Dangerfield that's a guy you want in your circle ... aaahH YesSH !
So you're saying the audiance is laughing just because it is him doing it? Almost like they've been conditioned to do it by hearing a laugh track after him speaking for the past 20 years????
It’s called observational comedy and it’s about every day life with a touch of absurdity and a lot of word play by Seinfeld. If you are not a fan of language you might not get the jokes. Maybe more of a math guy, no social life or the German part of America.
@@Doorito_ delete this...
hahah "his best tight five"... I bet Seinfeld wants to punch somebody over that title.
+and then i said he goes on for at least six minutes anyhow
+and then i said Why? It's standard for standups to do their funniest five minutes whenever they're on a late night talk show. Pretty sure that's what the title is alluding to.
Lynn Turman Seinfeld and some of his openers, including Louis Ck have told stories of how Seinfeld doesn't like to be upsold by whoever announces him. He says it puts the audience in "judgement" mode. In this case "oh really?... so this is the best he can do...? " (which is what you can read in most of the comments on this video.)
+and then i said
Someone's just pulling an in-joke because talk show Casting Directors always book comedians by asking them to do their best tight five :P
Prooobably not appropriate for a video being shown to the general public, but amusing nonetheless
+and then i said - Nobody likes being upsold.
That doughnut hole bit gets me every time
I wouldn't say this was his *best* five, but the buffet bit was good,worth hanging in for.
I agree. Someone was reaching for the moon saying it’s his best.
He should have ended the doughnut hole bit with "And then you'd have a WHOLE DONUT "
+J Vaughn You > Seinfeld.
+CommunistScum LOL fuck me
sorry to let you down.
J Vaughn
You're a monster.
Colbert would've
That's with the kind of ease and confidence you deliver jokes after jokes have made you a filthy rich man with lots of class.
I read like 4 different sentences in that.
Jerry Seinfeld is my favorite I would love to see more of him in 2023 never aged always and forever funny one of the best ❤️💯
Seinfeld really is the Seinfeld of standup comedy.
Like a true legend.
Seinfeld is a comedic master,one of the greatest ever.
He keeps you going,his slow bits are on a comedic drag strip to the average comedian.
I love Jerrys stand up it is so unique most comedians now go shock but jerry can talk about donut holes and the way he gives you the lines is what makes it so good
TV dinner bit was funny. Alcatraz Chicken 😂. At the end of one I GOTTA MAKE SOMETHING OF MY LIFE!
Absolutely brilliant. The only comedian I have paid to see live, multiple times ( we won't mention the pudding guy )
For everyone saying this is weak, this is Jerry's comedy and it was funny years ago and it is funny now to most people. Maybe you don't like it and that's fine, but literally millions of people always have, and do, and Jerry has way too much money to care what most people think haha
Bill Burr has gotten them "fuck"-drunk.
It's GREAT to see Jerry do new material! I hope he builds a fresh special soon!
Wow. This is absolutely fantastic writing. Love Jerry.
What the fuck? What one single thing was amusing about this?
@@matthewferguson8423 I said the writing is good. Why are you talking about amusement?
@@shangee2275 good comedy writing is supposed to be funny. This is not.
@@matthewferguson8423 I'll talk to you about funny when you acknowledge the material is well-written.
When I see this guy doing stand up i crap my self laughing 😂 I know he's no longer the 90s Jerry but still hilarious he's a true legend.
I can't stop laughing. Awesome loved it.
Jerry’s so respected and ‘funny’ today because of the legacy he’s built, and everything that he’s done in the past in the world of comedy. Though I don’t believe that if a new comedian or anyone else in particular did these kinds of bit that anyone would laugh. People find it funny because this is a Jerry Seinfeld bit.
Because he performs it well.
That could be said about a lot of comedians. Look at Norm McDonald, Bill Burr, etc. The material isn't everything.
Seinfeld is actually my favorite show. I remember discovering on channel 13 after WWE smackdown. I used to think it was just stand up comedy cus of the begging of every episode he would be there in front of the mic and red drapes behind him. After months of turning off the tv as soon as smackdown was over. One day I just decided to leave it and I feel in love. It was stupid but hilarious. So thank you mr. jerry for the laughs
Im already dead. "Somebody's gotta lose some weight. I can't move."
Microphone wasn't plugged in and was essentially a prop. He moved it further from his mouth without any diminishing of the sound quality. You can see the real mic on his lapel. That really bugged me for some reason.
It's about time they put a stand up on Colbert's show. Please do this more often.
+Jacob Russell when did they put a stand up on colbert?
Never from what I know.. at least not doing a set (some have been on just doing panel). I hope to see more.
+SolSmoke lol
Jesus, that buffet bit had me dying especially the way it followed the whole donut hole bit 😅
Lmao I also popped big at the when he screamed "Donut holes don't exist! Words have meaning!"
I laughed multiple times. Jerry is great
He sounds exactly the same as he did thirty years ago.
Jerry Seinfeld is mega/uber great! I love this legend. 💞 This is just a small break from almost constantly binge watching, "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee," that btw is my favourite show EVER! "Before Jerry Seinfeld," is paused on Netflix as I type. I know, I know, it borders on obsession, but quite frankly, I don't care. He's so entertaining, I can't get enough. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Lol
_Jerry is the best comedian in the world. He gave the best sitcom ever which inspired many and guess what he's neat and makes people laugh_
his tone hasn't changed in 20 years and it's great.
That's why they're called Timbits up here.
Modest Mouseketeer absolutely!
I love that it’s called a “tight five” when it’s over 6 minutes of actual material.
Jerry Seinfeld is the comedy phenomenon. Your work is amazing.
Yes, my work is amazing.
He's almost satirical of himself. Only comic that never made me laugh that I respect.
Couldnt have said it better myself.
If hes the only comic to make u laugh ur depressed asf
Perfectly worded
@@youtuberusernumber0013 You might want reread what he said.
huh
Who did this guy voice in an animation? Was it the bee from Bee Movie?
+spartanB0292 yes it was
+spartanB0292 yes
That what Jerry Seinfeld is known for...the voice of the bee in the bee movie
+Diego Andres you know your getting old if that is what hes known for now.
Kaezer Musik lmao I'm just kidding
His attitude in his jokes is what makes his bit so funny.
"taste is the least of their problems" hahahahah
Same just close you’re eyes and image berry😂😂
This is amazing no matter how many times I see it. "Words. Have. Meanings"
This is pretty funny. I've never really watched any of his standup but I got a couple chuckles/
The buffet bit was gold, Jerry.....GOLD!
I saw him two weeks ago! Dreams do come true!!!
"...a working model of all their emotional issues..." lol.
I never thought of Seinfeld as "super star" funny in his stand up comedy but I think he is absolutely a comedic genius.. He rocks because he's Seinfeld. Recognized by hundreds of millions around the world, he truly is an icon and a legend. The Seinfeld show was pure brilliance. ...a show about nothing.. 💛 Like a song that endures across generations Seinfeld has earned his place in history as one of the classics.
Nah man, “Jerry” was about nothing, Seinfeld was about how comedians get their bits
What a joke craftsman, that transition to the donut hole joke was awesome. Very Seinfeld set as always
The buffet bite is still great
"Well you really went bald there, you used to have a full thick set of hair"
Jerry is the "stand up comic". Long after he's gone his legacy will live on. Simple yet brilliant.
I fucking love you Jerry. And Larry. Your all geniuses
Christ, Jerry is OBSESSED with food jokes.
Jerry is working with OBESE jokes v:
That's gold, Jerry!
He's an icon. Live long and prosper Jerry. We luv ya!
I love how clean comedy is still admired
Genius 😀🎸🎶 cheers from Portugal 🇵🇹
He’s brilliant to figure out a show like this you got to be brilliant
His donut hole bit is a thing of pure genius, man.
All I see is berry b Benson making me dye of laughter 🤣🤣
„…a jar of olives“ 😂😂😂
Jerry still makes me laugh!
Jerry needs to be his true self! He’s really a savage and he’s tucking it on stage!
His specialty is observasonal comedy. So I agree with you 100%
Bless this man 👑. What a king.
Jerry seinfeld comic is good. Theres always life meaning behind his jokes.
And he is too edgy for some colleges?
choncy barbosa for bland material it’s very good material
choncy barbosa That’s how it is in PC America
He's not actually, he's just too expensive. Same with Chris Rock.
I'm pretty sure half the time millennials are just "guessing" at what's offensive and looking around to see if others agree
You have to also consider we live in a time when most people hear something and they arent even really processing the information. They are scanning it and trying to read between the lines to find a hidden meaning or something slightly offensive to scream about. There is actually a large number of comedians who wont waste their time on college campuses anymore because of this.
That was a very dense 5 minutes. Great stuff. The buffet stretch had me sobbing.
"If they were really selling holes the bag would be empty" hahaha
People wonder if a nobody can do this set and get the laughs. The answer is no. But nobody would do this set except Jerry. This is what makes him Seinfeld. And this is why he is so good.