Seinfeld - I'm Telling You for the Last Time (Part 3/5)

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  • čas přidán 5. 08. 2011
  • Filmed live in New York at Broadway's Broadhurst Theater, "I'm Telling You For the Last Time" marks an historic occasion in the annals of comic history. Following the finale of his top-rated prime-time comedy TV series., Jerry Seinfeld embarked on an international tour of the classic stand-up material that made him famous which was to be performed for the very last time.
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Komentáře • 58

  • @miguelmartindeandrade2306
    @miguelmartindeandrade2306 Před 8 měsíci +5

    No matter how bad your day was, watching this makes it so much better! Fantastic 🤣

  • @mayormc
    @mayormc Před měsícem +1

    He's still got it.

  • @dochye123
    @dochye123 Před 12 lety +3

    "But it's my head... I SAID TAKE THE PANTS OFF" lol

  • @talkswithDrshah
    @talkswithDrshah Před 8 lety +9

    Man is a genius! HAHAHAHA CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • @emeraldstream
    @emeraldstream Před 12 lety +3

    'chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with a shovel all day- Shovel...spoon...cmon.-... you're not plowing 40acres with a coupla pool cues....'

  • @Rockwildon
    @Rockwildon Před 12 lety +2

    Seinfelds, comic abilities are immaculate

  • @scar0134
    @scar0134 Před 12 lety +3

    "I love you...but i do feel the need to see other people"
    great quote, used it to break up with my girlfriend lol

  • @imthetank3
    @imthetank3 Před 12 lety +2

    this video deserves to stay with 0 dislikes.

  • @ilikevines
    @ilikevines Před 12 lety +9

    To the people complaining about the lack of new material the idea of this show was he was revisiting all his classic material 'for the last time' as he was finishing the show and his stand up career.

  • @darkangelzephyron
    @darkangelzephyron Před 12 lety

    "Well they are all the same, might as well dress them all the same!" LOOL

  • @AtlasFox
    @AtlasFox Před rokem

    No one:
    Jerry Seinfeld: "I'll tell you what I think about Chinese people"

  • @mkjmstl1
    @mkjmstl1 Před 12 lety +1

    10 people are waiting in the waiting room with their pant around their ankles

  • @Axl207
    @Axl207 Před 12 lety +1

    he be good one to make em laffin

  • @eme1one
    @eme1one Před 5 lety +1

    Seinfeld's delivery is so *PRO*. The bits are all, glorified dad jokes, but still timeless.

  • @jerico641
    @jerico641 Před 11 lety +6

    I thought all women knew about the Superhero thing; while I was married (for 21 whole years, until my wife apparently came to her senses), I used to tell her all the time about how I wanted to be Superman, Spider Man, Zorro, Indiana Jones. She would just say "I know you do, honey", and pat me on the head or something. This went on until I was 47, by which time, the costumes at Halloween (or sometimes just a slow Saturday) were apparently becoming too much for her. Well, among other things.

    • @lucywho8311
      @lucywho8311 Před 4 lety

      A lot of girls actually go through that too😂 Making up their own characters since there aren't many female superheros

    • @benonaru
      @benonaru Před rokem

      @@lucywho8311 wrong;,

  • @whitejerryrice02
    @whitejerryrice02 Před 12 lety

    at 9:05 most realistic car noise ever

  • @Razzics
    @Razzics Před 11 lety +1

    He hasn't done stand up for a while, and most comics agree that it's NOT like riding a bike. You lose the ability to control the energy of a room after a while. The game has changed, and the hype would be immense if he started working on new material. Hype that even a king like Jerry would have a hard time living up to.
    However... I totally agree. He and Eddie Murphy should do stand up again.

  • @MoltenPlastic
    @MoltenPlastic Před 11 lety

    5:29 great moment!

  • @Fredrockroll
    @Fredrockroll Před 11 lety

    Did you read the title? Did you see the intro?
    It's supposed to be old jokes, the ones that he likes and people enjoy because HIS TELLING US FOR THE LAST TIME.

  • @rjm112211
    @rjm112211 Před 11 lety

    "Dont' tell em!"

  • @G3M333
    @G3M333 Před 12 lety

    @VILEseason You clearly didn't read the description. This was a tour where he performed his classic bits for the last time.

  • @AlphaJman
    @AlphaJman Před 9 lety +2

    I don't get that either
    My mom can give birth twice
    But faints at the sight of a roach

  • @TheSvantini
    @TheSvantini Před 12 lety

    @kittyloly He says "Take all the tongue depressors out, lick 'em all, put 'em all back in"

  • @TrophyEnthusiast
    @TrophyEnthusiast Před 11 lety

    Does anyone know the name of that new thing he's doing with Michael Richards aka Kramor Cosmo

  • @peajay81
    @peajay81 Před 12 lety +1

    someone has got to be scripted to say that "i love you" because every single time he preformed that joke (that i've seen) some one says it and it comes from the same area in the audiance, and then he says the rest of the joke about needing to see other people. just something i noticed and felt compelled to put it out there. still funny tho.

  • @peajay81
    @peajay81 Před 12 lety

    @VILEseason this is over ten years old. he has had new routines on talk shows. idk if hes done any more touring or specials tho.

  • @thiefaura
    @thiefaura Před 12 lety

    @VILEseason
    Because it's a 'best of' stand up from him.

  • @howie835
    @howie835 Před 12 lety

    @VILEseason cause hes telling them.......for the last time :D

  • @RainerComedy13
    @RainerComedy13 Před 12 lety

    Because that was the very last time he would perform.

  • @staestanks
    @staestanks Před 12 lety

    how old is this?

  • @dochye123
    @dochye123 Před 12 lety

    what do you mean?

  • @hussain17dec
    @hussain17dec Před 12 lety

    Do you mean 13:25 ?

  • @crocodylus73
    @crocodylus73 Před 12 lety

    Hennigan's in the glass?

  • @StasKan87
    @StasKan87 Před 12 lety

    Not a single F*ck was given that day.

  • @TheCommander454
    @TheCommander454 Před 10 lety

    7:07

  •  Před 12 lety

    @VILEseason You know this is the whole point of this show, right?

  • @Mosquito180
    @Mosquito180 Před 12 lety

    @VILEseason that's from Seinfeld... that's from Seinfeld.... that's from Seinfeld .......

  • @Philhouse21
    @Philhouse21 Před 11 lety

    Because there is always to many people in his apartment to get any real work done

  • @ferise1
    @ferise1 Před 11 lety +2

    comedians in cars?.....

  • @Fredrockroll
    @Fredrockroll Před 11 lety

    He's***
    Misspelled, sorry

  • @fifth_elephant
    @fifth_elephant Před 12 lety

    Bloody hell who referred to him as a filthy jew? Certainly not me, I love the guy.
    I was trying to imply the whole "if it ain't broke don't fix it", besides you should check out the vid with him, ricky gervais, chris rock and louis ck for his reasoning behind not doing new material.
    And of course he has more money than me, he had one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. Are you outing yourself as a horrific racist? What the hell??

  • @fifth_elephant
    @fifth_elephant Před 12 lety

    @VILEseason Because he's Jewish and the material still sells?

  • @308Industries
    @308Industries Před 11 lety

    ;)

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy Před 11 lety

    Why you no write any jokes at all?

  • @TrophyEnthusiast
    @TrophyEnthusiast Před 11 lety

    Kramer

  • @shinigamiryuk
    @shinigamiryuk Před 11 lety

    HE'S TELLING THESE FOR THE LAST TIME
    But it kind of odd he's telling jokes that were on his show. You'd think that would be how 99% of the people here has heard of him.

    • @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5
      @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 Před 6 lety +4

      thus that is why he's telling you for the last time lol cause you've already heard them....lol

  • @ferise1
    @ferise1 Před 11 lety

    hahah nice grammar. but true. He's a taurus, like Leno, funny guy but lack ideas in the long run.

  • @VILEseason
    @VILEseason Před 12 lety

    WHY HE NO WRITE NEW JOKES

  • @SoCalDualSport
    @SoCalDualSport Před 12 lety

    I love being first to comment. You are second.

  • @DragoonBoom
    @DragoonBoom Před 12 lety

    What horrible comments to be rated top...

  • @WelcomeToZomboCom
    @WelcomeToZomboCom Před 12 lety

    lol Seinfeld is not that good at improvising, he's not really reacting to the crowd.

  • @AgainFilms
    @AgainFilms Před 12 lety

    jew

  • @TheFalzox
    @TheFalzox Před 11 lety

    Because he isn't a comedian and doesn't do it for a living.