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CODY KO is an actor/comedian/CZcamsr/podcaster/soundcloud rapper/internet badboy based in Venice, CA. He speaks in several podcasts and makes comedy videos on CZcams, some of his most popular videos being his commentary on funny things he finds on Instagram.
Reading old Facebook posts (CRINGE WARNING)
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Cody Ko
/ codyko69
i think my merch is just gonna say FAT ASS TITS
middle age thoughts
just middle aged things
Cody Ko i'd buy it
replying to your own comment #justmiddleagedthings
N't
Cody Kon't
Sharp512 kont means butt in dutch haha
666 likes
Sharp512 Cody kn’t
This made me laugh out loud
n't, or n't not... That is the question
was gonna like, but its at 420...
no need for a comma m9
Cody is’nt
😂😂😂
Or is n’t?
youtubers: old racist and homophobic posts
cody ko: *_missing his tickle bee_*
i love im
It's because he's Canadian
Cody Ko: n't
he's Canadian
lilac
He loved his Ghurl
How is no one talking about “hittin it frum the back”
bc everyboy else was hitting it frum the front
It’s so awkward to post that publicly too...his mother, extended family, coworkers all seen it, all know (and probably didn’t want to). 😱
MokaSnaps you know, back then almost everybody posted stuff like this 😂 so I guess nobody cared about this post
Amanda Jones, because we are so used to hearing it, sadly
@@mokasnaps1966 lmao, by that time only your friends from school and college had you in Facebook. 99% of Facebook users by that time were from 16~24 Max
n't
n't not
sambrar97 fucking amazing
Mexico
FAT
Vancouver
Mexicon't
Brody Hornaday I feel this comment wasn’t as appreciated as it should’ve
FAT
Mexican't*
i Mexican't 😞
lmao
I love how he roasts himself the exact same way he roasts others
Anyone is fair game. Including himself.
his haters always fail to see this
Alexander M roasting yourself doesn’t justify roasting others
teju kanaparthy Unless they deserve valid criticism.
Justin Cruz yeah but his content isn’t really equivalent to criticism; it’s straight up roasts
Bruh I’m 16 and if I ever said “tickle bee” my homies would stab me
i’m sure you look back at this in 10 years and laugh at yourself saying bruh and homie haha
If my boyfriend said that I'd stab him
Jubilee You know Ticklebee and ghurl were normal words back then too
And I hope you are grateful for that
😂😂😂😂😂
2:55 It's called a contraction. Was education really that bad in 1960?
+Sara Fagrell
That wasn't a joke
Esmeralda Ordóñez "In the 1960's"
Send like education is still shitty.
1920* you mean lol
it‘s actually called a clitic in linguistics
conjunction?
They had facebook in 1958?
Joe Hin old
No, I think he's getting his numbers backwards...he meant he got facebook when he was 61.
i love this comment
*1858
oof
2007 cody went from hitting it from the back to missing his tickle bee and that is the worst character growth
hitting it *frum* the back
the best*
@@neurotictapeworm aren't you like 10...
Sounds like the BEST character growth to me 🤷♀️
Wow.... Cody this changed my life. I didn’t know about Mexico before and thanks to you, I know about Mexico. Thank you so much
Vancouver
🥺😔🤧
N't
aced my geography quiz because of this video
@Jim Cornette I only eat America
I think you used "n't" because remember how old Facebook used to update statuses like "Cody Ko is- (and then ur status)" so it would be "Cody Ko isn't" 💀💀
Jordan A. I was looking for this comment
Jordan A. Ahaha thats actually funny
dark
Then putting "FAT" as a status makes sense. Also, I think "[name] is in" was one too. In that case, "Mexico" and "Vancouver" make sense as well.
Jordan A. +
*I didn't know they had facebook in the 80's*
n't
Dre Deda amazing
*n't not.*
Is
Dre Deda Dope.
Took me half of the video to realise that's not a window
Took me till I read your comment to realize that's not a window.
Jenna Green yeah same here lmao.
Took me till I read your comment to realize that there's something in the background that looks like a window but actually is not a window.
Lol what the fuck 😂
@@minanikolic1456 same😩😂
Cody was the dude who posted 11:11 every night
The facebook posts aren't the only old thing in this video
ok look at your profile pic
Olivia Briggs Ohhhh no😂
oh shit
Is the other old thing your joke?
ok Barnard
Reacting to old telegrams
Michael Mills 😂
100th like
reacting to old carrier pigeons
Michael Mills reacting to old cave carvings
D E A D
do think when cody and kelsey are together and no one is around to hear them cody calls her his tickle bee
Josie Joyner lmao maybe
his cuddle bug
No. I think if he ever did, it never happened again.
Once is TRULY enough.
The most, maybe.
Lol Cody predicted the n't meme 10 fkn years ago
G'hurl sounds like an orc name
S'hrek
G'hurl Hellscream, next warchief
Ghul literally means orc in arabic
I somehow thought this said orca and really laughed my ass off 😅😂😂😂
IM CACKLING
past Codys embarrassment is present Codys opportunity
exaaaaaactly
JustJoe knawledge
n't
@@CodyKo ok
@@YN.97 n’t
Is it bad that I want him to read the break-up status’ for that relationship?
Ongy 89 no
Wtf I don’t remember typing that nonsense
I was probably drunk and watching CZcams lmao
@@lilliansharpe4975 ok
imagine being cody’s ex girlfriend from when he was 16 and seeing this video, hearing him not even remember who you were... LMAO
thought literally the sameeeee
He remembers
I mean, he is in his late 60's so it must be hard to remember
damn, Cody's facebook friends were roasting him years before we were
lmao
Cody ko l love you!
Cody Ko hi love me
JustJoe you God damn right
Cody Ko FAT
Default Facebook statuses used to be "[Name] is _____" so you were probably trying to be witty by making yours "Cody is n't".
I feel really old for knowing that. Not as old as you though
Witcha old ass 😂
Chloé Cori 😂
same reason he would have said "fat"
Chloé Coriolan that's the first thing I thought of when I saw the "n't" part, so you're not alone in feeling old
Cody is Mexico
I have a feeling you wrote "I'm well how are you?" Because the status box was asking how you were, I say this because I made the same joke.
I love how genuinely angry he is at his past self lmao
"I had Facebook when it first started." When was that? During prohibition?
Maegan Rose y’all are making me feel old n I’m 21. I had Facebook when it first came out lol
aed thekidd lol it’s bc of the general old jokes towards cody not bc all us who had fb at the beginning are getting old 🙃🙂
aed thekidd You had Facebook when you were 6?
Maegan Rose 💀💀
Eager Turtle I got it when I was 7 and I’m 14 💀
cody kon't
Erehwon Grace this is underrated
Emmy Nowaczewski nah it’s copied
C O P I E D
How'd you get 340 likes from a copied comment
booty_ hunter420 you answered your own question
im gonna g"hurl" cause of the cringe
Thats so fucking clever
i thought that too, i was waiting for him to say it
did 16 year old cody invent yesn’t
I too miss my tickle bee
Drew David yy
You know you're an old man when you have an opinion on sailing
Cody: What's that movie with Nicolas Cage hunting the treasure...?
National Treasure:
Cody: The Mummy.
missing my ticklebee rn
its because facebook statuses would say "Cody Ko is" so when his status was "n't" it would say "Cody Ko isn't".. thats genius
ahh lmao everyone thumbs this up
kecks Cody kolodziejzyk is n't
dammit... that made it less stupid so I can't make fun of it anymore...
oh well. n't.
you would say all this shit now, I've been on your instagram
n't
hahahaha
oh snap hahah this comment
@@CodyKo reply to this or you’re sugar gay
@@HO-zy2bv sugar gay dude
Ugh when he tickles your bee 🐝 🙌😩😩🥰🐝😛🤤😩🙌🙌🙌🙌🐝🐝🐝
nobody:
Litteraly nobody:
Cody: Livin' it up in mexico !
White girl energy
Mexico
harun a. America
the birth of n't
This was where the mæmæ first started
n't is a contraction not a conjugation aren't old people supposed to be smart????
His memory is just going bad, that's just what happens when you're old
Milan Marietti he couldn't add 26 + 80 or figure out how old he was 10 years ago so i'm not that surprised
Milan Marietti I think he has Alzheimer's:/, ya know old people stuff. Bless his heart
Ghurl
Heuh
What are you doin with ma whife
2017 Cody: the term “tickle bee” is cringe.
2019 Cody: releases “Cuddle bug”
*really really missing you guh-HURL.* **makes gagging noise**
Me when my homie convinces me to suck him off
why are you black ?
Virgin at 16... Man things were different in the 70's
You mean the 50's
The Angry Grocery Bag Nah he meant 1870
That's pretty scary tbh
1770s right?
i'm still virgin and I'm 21
" so glad my gurl got to come to BC" wow didnt know his highschool gf time traveled into BC times 😫👌🏻 couple goalz
British Columbia
My bitch so bad she watched Jesus die
me n my gurl readin some sumerian tablets 2500 BC 🥵
Cody predates the dawn of humankind...
My ghurl hangin’ out with me and da Mesopotamians 😩🥵💯
Facebook statuses used to say "(Person) is ___" so any time it says, "n't" it was probably, "Cody Ko isn't".
n’t is a contraction my dude
My brain messed up and read this as "isn't isn't a contraction my dude" and I was about to correct you until I read it again and read "n't isn't a contraction my dude" and got more confused. Took me 3 tries to read this damn sentence correctly and I misread again while writing this comment
@@shivyadra2365 Me too
it’s a conjunction lmao a contraction is what happens to pregnant people when they’re ab to give birth
r h uhhh you can look up the meaning of contraction, that’s one meaning but another is the combination of a two or more words. Also not is not a conjunction.
@@rubi9098 'nt is a contraction.
A conjunction is a linking word. A word that connects grammatical clauses within a sentence, linking or providing context, words like 'and' or 'if' .. 'then' etc. So yeah, Mary and Jolie are correct.
What can I say? I'm a lucky ghurl to be watching this vid, dawg. For sheezy. Missing you, tickle bee.
Mexico
n't
Eliza Marie Fat skid
damn ghurl you got tenacious buns what are your dimensions dawg
n't
“You can’t tickle bees. Bees are f***ing mean!”
And tiny
you were 16?! i didnt know facebook was created in 1876
tickle bee gets me every time
you should call your fans your Tickle Bees
Abbie Davies for sheezy ghurl
vancouver
mexico
n't not
but what was he posting after the breakup?
EVERY TIME HE SAID TICKLE BEE I DIED OMG BUAHAAHAHAHA
Video ends *cody takes his wig and fake teeth off, and yells at his production team for herbal tea*
Hashim Kan i'm cryinggg
Hashim Kan i would like to tickle u
haha
Mexico
Richard Martinez Vancouver
Did you guys get married?
*Build the WALL*
Alessandra Leigh Lol you beat me to it
Alessandra Leigh yea van for tha win
Cody complaining about sailing is the most privileged thing I've ever heard
I just love how he roasts “tickle bee” but made a whole ass song called “cuddle bug”. Cody- you haven’t changed at all dude. Lol.
You were 16, so that was... 30 years ago?
You're a little off, 16 is actually about 60 years off
Al Gonzo **70
You guys all wong if he’s 26 then 16+26 =42 years ago
You look a lot skinnier. Old people lose bone density and lose weight as they age and are about to die.
LOL
Artliker1234 smh pray for Cody hes getting frail
Even the old joke is getting old. Stop it.
Artliker1234 im done
pookeyblow yeah that's why it isn't an old joke, it's an inevitability of death joke . Layers to Kody harassment, we're evolving
The "n't" is because statuses used to automatically have an "is". Remember?
I'm 16 now and was never that cringy. Actually I probably was and just don't know it yet..
Harvey Cross when you’re 87 (like Cody) I bet you’ll feel different about it
i stopped cringing at myself after 16 i cringed at every age before that but 16 i started to grow up lol
You've probably just repressed the memory of how cringe you were at that age
Tenacious buns
ETHAN BRADBERRY n't
n't
ETHAN BRADBERRY for sheezy
ETHAN BRADBERRY tushy
Sometimes I’m thankful that I’m as shy as I am. It means that I do t have to look back at old social media and see the words “tickle bee” anywhere
It’s 2019 and tickle bee still makes me laugh
Codys plant is gonna live longer than him
i’ve never heard of a plant like that lasting longer than 150 years tho...
HS girlfriend? How were you on Facebook in the 1970s?
HAH
Me looking at my past relationships
"just shoot me in the face"
Facebook existed in 1269?
they let the elderly go to coachella??
me: *looks away for one second*
cody: oh a picture of my junk. nice work past cody
me: 😳*rewinds*
i rewatch your videos so often they're starting to feel like reruns of my favorite tv show
I have never seen anyone spell 'girl' with an H before. Game changer
i was going to like your comment but it has 666 likes and i don’t wanna ruin that for you
rly rly missing u ghurl :/
This is before “frictionless” Cody
I’m glad I watched the correction video first, so I can actually imagine all of these with “Cody Ko is” before all the status updates.
Lol in 2007 facebook automatically formatted your status as "[your name] is"
Cody is Mexico
Cody isn't
Cody is Vancouver
Cody isn't not
Cody isn't
cody is FAT
Cody is missing his tickle bee
Cody is fucking sailing. Lame
Haha oh shit I used to post on facebook like this
Cody isn't not
I'm putting "Mexico dawg, n't." in my bio
For sheezy
Fat
Ass
Tits
“Tickle bee?
nooooo dude,
NoOoOoOoOoOo”
LOoOoOoOL
the hurl sound at 8:14 was my fav thing ever
*T I C K L E B E E*
fun fact: a tickle bee is a bee that lacks the ability to sting. and are completely harmless.
stop fooling people making them think you were "16" when you made the Facebook account. Stop trynna be the "cool dad" smh🙄
we all know your 50 goddamn it Cody
Your grammar's cool.
Salwa E you're* at least he's old enough to to know how to spell
DJ Yoda hahaha fuck y'all
Salwa E lmao you replied
Watching ur old feelings to remember what it felt like when life was good and simple
Update I’m pissing myself
Mood
national treasure, bout to watch that shit. love you bro. stay golden, stay blessed. love from texas.
lol back then in 2007 i updated my Facebook Status, writing: I LOVE YOU NICK FROM THE JONAS BROTHERS I AM JELOS OF MILY SHE IS TAKING YOU AWAY FROM ME!!
i was 9.
Dily Hunny i was jealous of nick jonas coz i wanted miley
Dily Hunny awww precious! I was a Niley shipper tho so I was ok with them being together
Now both of them are married and have their happily ever after
Lol, I deleted my facebook years ago but It probably had something like that. I was a Nelena shipper and I disliked Justin Bieber for the whole JB drama thing (my 11 year old heart was broken when Jelena was announced) 😂
16? Oh bad math. He meant 56
Prophecy. Don’t be so hard on him it comes with the age
I had so many physical cringe reactions to this as well. Like: convulsing, hitting my head against my bed and coughing/gagging.
6:12 definitely new notification noise
codys fat? codys thicc
Lex L. Thiqq
T H I C C
Your profile pic matches so well
"for sheezy" is my new response to any/everything
Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you this but I'm afraid that you have cancer. It's spread very fast and you have 2 months at the max to live.
You: FOR SHEEZY!
More of these old Fb posts!!! You are killlllin’ me ghurl!
The update was supposed to be "Cody isnt"
cody is: n't, like cody isn't
Jude Coffey oh this makes sense
Cody could pass for 19 or 40 interesting
That is some trve shit. I'll give you that
I choked on my coffee so much during this video I’ve been watching your vids with Noel and subscribed because this one fuckin KILLED me
“really missing you ghurl” pls I’m gonna g-hurl
Old people are so funny