Latinos Make No Sense... | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • What up people! Latinos here’s a clip for you from my Miami shows. Thank you for coming out and showing love!
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    #AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy
    New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
    In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
    Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
    across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

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  • @Lawlkats26
    @Lawlkats26 Před 4 lety +10630

    Andrew is funnier as an improv than most comedians with a prepared set

  • @TheVeganButcher
    @TheVeganButcher Před 4 lety +9125

    Im dominican and he just roasted like 15 of my cousins

  • @kiranmurali910
    @kiranmurali910 Před 2 lety +1664

    Andrew is a researcher, collector and connoisseur of the finest of racism.

    • @lazarograna8820
      @lazarograna8820 Před 2 lety +53

      Bro I’m cuban and I laughed so fucking hard at this I don’t think there’s anything racist about truth

    • @shamachelon
      @shamachelon Před 2 lety +3

      This comment yo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @manyogurt4645
      @manyogurt4645 Před 2 lety

      hahahahahahahaha

    • @devinsilva2102
      @devinsilva2102 Před 2 lety +14

      He really does his homework 😂👌 he knows a lot about cultures. And being roasting, respectfully because it makes sense

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Před 2 lety +1

      Exactly! Whenever I'm racist it's coated in humour 😂

  • @mistycastro3793
    @mistycastro3793 Před 3 lety +1907

    As a Mexican he speaking facts on them Cubans 🤣🤣

    • @Technoirz
      @Technoirz Před 3 lety +37

      Yep he’s the only comedian with balls.

    • @jow265
      @jow265 Před 3 lety +43

      So there's like discrimination between the groups of latino people? Like do Mexicans look down on Puerto Ricans etc..Is there some type of social hierarchy in the Latin community? I'm interested to know. Like I can say there is a disconnect between black Americans and Africans. We look the same but are culturally different etc...

    • @simonsays2855
      @simonsays2855 Před 3 lety +208

      @@jow265 cubans and puerto ricans think they're better than other latinos which is faaaar from the truth

    • @leonmat26
      @leonmat26 Před 3 lety +157

      ​@@jow265 As a Nicaraguan I can definitely tell you there are many complex social dynamics.
      For example, Mexicans look down on Central Americans bc they think we speak funny and "get papers more easily".
      In fact there is a lot of hypocrisy because Mexicans deport just as many if not more Central Americans than the US, but don't lift a finger to stop immigration of their own people.
      Native Spanish speakers also tend to make fun of American latinos because of the way they speak Spanish.
      Cubans and Venezuelans blame socialism and the soviet union/China for their problems (let's face it though, their countries were shitholes beforehand too).
      While Hondurans and Guatemalans blame US capitalism and the CIA.
      It is not hard to imagine which one is favored in the US, the one that blames the Russians or the ones that blame the Americans.
      Latino is also only an ethnicity, not a race. So there are a lot of racial tensions as well, I mean there are still Mexican shows of the last couple of years that did blackface and made fun of people for their native or black heritage.

    • @jow265
      @jow265 Před 3 lety +14

      @@leonmat26 Wow what great insight. Thank you!

  • @alanmendieta3675
    @alanmendieta3675 Před 4 lety +7751

    His Latino accent is so good I thought my dad was yelling at me for a second 😂

    • @1LIFEtoWIN
      @1LIFEtoWIN Před 4 lety +54

      alan mendieta Specifically Cuban accent

    • @cristianmarin647
      @cristianmarin647 Před 4 lety +48

      He speaks spanish

    • @cypher2d
      @cypher2d Před 4 lety +13

      Mexican or centro American accent

    • @joekerr971
      @joekerr971 Před 4 lety +21

      When someone reminds you of your dad
      Me: *Vietnam flashback*

    • @Eye_Mudan
      @Eye_Mudan Před 4 lety +23

      All accents depicted here were terrible. The jokes were good. But the accents just no.

  • @TrickWithAKnife
    @TrickWithAKnife Před 4 lety +15224

    Disgusting. Offensive. Rude. Vulgar.
    Everything I like in a comedian. Bravo good sir, bravo.

    • @bigmex8794
      @bigmex8794 Před 4 lety +130

      Siege fuckin right

    • @oo3160
      @oo3160 Před 4 lety +75

      Fr gotta be able to laugh at yourself

    • @rigo9473
      @rigo9473 Před 4 lety +107

      @ Siege
      Lol I see what you did there! You almost had me, you almost had me there. 😄

    • @user1926_
      @user1926_ Před 4 lety +14

      Underrated you are

    • @armwrestlingfan6804
      @armwrestlingfan6804 Před 4 lety +14

      You forgot smooth

  • @mariodeathcore1
    @mariodeathcore1 Před 3 lety +309

    I love how razor thin his stuff is from being offensive. I love comedians that walk that fine line.

    • @JesusIsAlphaOmega001
      @JesusIsAlphaOmega001 Před 3 lety +10

      Lol you're joking right? Razor thin from being offensive....Dude you gotta pretty lenient outlook on what is offensive 🤣🤣🤣 Andrew is insanely offensive like beyond offensive and that's why people love him lol.

    • @mojojojo485
      @mojojojo485 Před 3 lety +4

      @@JesusIsAlphaOmega001
      I'm offended that you found any of this offensive.

    • @JesusIsAlphaOmega001
      @JesusIsAlphaOmega001 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mojojojo485 I'm boiling mad that you got offended you transphobic monster

    • @josetrevino9869
      @josetrevino9869 Před 3 lety +1

      @@JesusIsAlphaOmega001 huh.. i guess i dont find things that offensive cause i dont find n e thing remotely offensive from this guy.... hes a great comedian and i enjoy his comedy dont get me wrong...

    • @JesusIsAlphaOmega001
      @JesusIsAlphaOmega001 Před 3 lety

      @@josetrevino9869 👍

  • @cecil3602
    @cecil3602 Před rokem +156

    As a Latino , this was too funny 😂 I’m dying here

    • @familyandfriends3519
      @familyandfriends3519 Před rokem +1

      If your Puerto Ricans you aren't Latino and Hispanic until Puerto Rico is given back to Spain

  • @andressosa1504
    @andressosa1504 Před 4 lety +7543

    How is Andrew so cultured about being racist, can’t even be mad. 😂

    • @joseluisgam26
      @joseluisgam26 Před 4 lety +205

      Andres Sosa it’s not racist if it’s true bro 😂

    • @TheEnderBand
      @TheEnderBand Před 4 lety +443

      Racism based on ignorance is bad, racism based on being knowledgeable? Hilarious

    • @utopiaOKC
      @utopiaOKC Před 4 lety +137

      Its called actually knowing shit

    • @keefdavis244
      @keefdavis244 Před 4 lety +12

      He is racist.

    • @dmtripreport8542
      @dmtripreport8542 Před 4 lety +16

      It's how the world should be

  • @bredslayer4251
    @bredslayer4251 Před 4 lety +2330

    *I CAN NOT PLAY DOMINOE AT TABLE, TOO MANY PEOPLE AT TABLE*
    Ded 😂😂😂😂

    • @John-X
      @John-X Před 4 lety +54

      The one thing latinos hate the most, is other latinos XD
      No but for real, if anybody's wondering why so many Cubans vote for Trump, it's because they hate socialism/communism. They literally ran away from a communist dictatorship, only to come here and see Colonel Sanders spouting about how great Castro was. On top of that, most Latinos hold christian conservative values, literally every country south of the US border is Catholic majority.
      #latinosportrump

    • @neosson3256
      @neosson3256 Před 4 lety +8

      @@John-X sacate ala verga idiota! No sabes lo que dices!

    • @mauriciomunoz1539
      @mauriciomunoz1539 Před 4 lety +1

      @@neosson3256 eres chingon

    • @jessepinkman3088
      @jessepinkman3088 Před 4 lety +2

      BrëdSlayer **HOW I PLAY DOMINO IF EVERYBODY COMING?** 😭😭😭

    • @1LIFEtoWIN
      @1LIFEtoWIN Před 4 lety +5

      John Doe What? Since when did Bernie ever say anything great about Castro? He ‘s frequently looking at social programs implemented by European countries. He’s technically not a communist he’s a self-described “Democratic-Socialist” I’m a Mexican-American Capitalist, so him being a socialist is not that appealing to me. But be be careful not to repeat misinformation.
      Really only Cubans support Trump. The racist rhetoric that Puerto-Rican, Mexicans, Dominicans have to hear from the Republican Party is usually not targeted towards White-Cubans.

  • @jaquin103
    @jaquin103 Před rokem +124

    So true, my tia was a legal immigrant from from Panama and she always disrespected/talk down who she knew didnt have papers and also considered herself better than the hispanics born here

    • @TheLOD2099
      @TheLOD2099 Před rokem +7

      That’s really common, I’m Chicano and many family members and friends will think they’re better than they’re Mexican relatives.

    • @fastlife__95_14
      @fastlife__95_14 Před rokem +4

      Damn other way around here my relatives who live in Mexico think they’re better than us ha

    • @wesok7124
      @wesok7124 Před rokem

      I think immigrants from all countries interstate and eventually feel distant from their roots that way, cuba is a really unique case though when a lot of the refugees were american and batista collaborators then became racist republicans lol it makes sense. Similar to how the facist south american regimes took in nazis after ww2.

    • @itfeltsoreal
      @itfeltsoreal Před rokem

      Damn that’s hilarious

    • @rockstar-cc2hp
      @rockstar-cc2hp Před rokem

      ​@@wesok7124 They feel that way cause they got here doing it legally, waiting years to come in, while hundreds are crossing illegally through the border and demonrats are awarding them with food, clothes and privileges in sanctuary cities, while legal immigrants don't get no help from the government, I think legal immigrants have every right in the world to feel like that, I mean, why would you be ok with waiting 10 years in order to legally immigrate and meet your family while others are easily entering the border and getting privileges?. Your example of fascism is the dumbest shit I've ever seen, wtf does that have to do with this?

  • @jsm2687
    @jsm2687 Před 3 lety +81

    If you have watched enough of his podcasts, you will see how curious he is about other people's cultures. That's why when he uses them in his bits, they come out naturally and in "good taste". He's a beast.

  • @c.nova8818
    @c.nova8818 Před 4 lety +2853

    Im mexican and I just found out last year “que bora hacere” means wassup in cuba and Andrew knew it... also how he knows about cubans being republicans.. haha andrew is good well cultured.

    • @albenmurcia4716
      @albenmurcia4716 Před 4 lety +168

      Que bola acere.
      Also if you come to miami you will see republican cubans. Literally a few days ago massive traffic jams were caused by a cubans for trump car parade around miami. I went to the bank 5 min from my house and it took me 40 min to get there and back.

    • @Me04120
      @Me04120 Před 4 lety +276

      I'd probably be the most conservative person around if I had to escape communism.

    • @marinevetoneroman7232
      @marinevetoneroman7232 Před 4 lety +113

      @@Me04120 - AMEN from a Cuban

    • @1LIFEtoWIN
      @1LIFEtoWIN Před 4 lety +112

      Esteban A Most Mexicans everywhere are generally conservative. The main reason why most of them don’t vote republican is because they are constantly being demonized by the Republican Party.

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 Před 4 lety +27

      @@1LIFEtoWIN which as a Mexican liberal. Is the funniest thing to see.

  • @AA-gw2ry
    @AA-gw2ry Před 4 lety +1526

    I wonder what Cuban in the front row sparked this😂

    • @namannahar6147
      @namannahar6147 Před 4 lety +11

      Man i wanted to like this comment but it had 420 likes. Too good to disturb

    • @AA-gw2ry
      @AA-gw2ry Před 4 lety +6

      naman nahar I appreciate your OCD

    • @BossinAZ_EnT
      @BossinAZ_EnT Před 4 lety

      naman nahar May as well break it it’s only 420 for a second or two 💯🤤🤤

    • @LexLivesLife
      @LexLivesLife Před 4 lety +5

      This show was in doral (miami)

    • @johansermartinez9287
      @johansermartinez9287 Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah I attended this show. His jokes were on point. I was honestly so shook how on point everything he said was. The majority at the show are latins and everyone was dying of laughter.

  • @thewolffever7958
    @thewolffever7958 Před 3 lety +137

    I'm Latino and I was dying, never let them censor you Andrew!! Keep it up

  • @tennesseewilliams101
    @tennesseewilliams101 Před 3 lety +100

    For those who don’t know the nickname of US policy for Cuban refugees was “Wet Foot, Dry Foot”.
    “The Clinton administration came to an agreement with Cuba that it would stop admitting people intercepted in U.S. waters. For two decades thereafter, any Cuban caught on the waters between the two nations (with "wet feet") would summarily be returned to Cuba or sent to a third country, while one who made it to shore ("dry feet") got a chance to remain in the United States, and later would qualify for expedited "legal permanent resident" status in accordance with the 1966 Act and eventually U.S. citizenship.”

  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan Před 4 lety +4394

    Andrew’s one of the few people that can get away with cultural jokes nowadays 😂

    • @elvatosquatcho
      @elvatosquatcho Před 4 lety +125

      Any comic can, it just has to be good.

    • @richardchiren2425
      @richardchiren2425 Před 4 lety +29

      Lmao right?!!! He just knows how to do it right that’s why

    • @shoaki8711
      @shoaki8711 Před 4 lety +96

      @Carlos Rodriguez nah, it's cuz he puts in the work to actually find out what he's talking about. he does cultural jokes about blacks, asians, middle easterners too and he can do it because he puts some good research in.

    • @canogaparque818
      @canogaparque818 Před 4 lety +1

      @Carlos Rodriguez what is he doe?🤔

    • @Dungappy
      @Dungappy Před 4 lety +5

      Adnan A you still pursuing that medical ish

  • @marcortiz4855
    @marcortiz4855 Před 4 lety +2391

    I’m a Cuban and I’m offended by this. That’s how you know it was funny af. Good times.

    • @ytJuice13
      @ytJuice13 Před 3 lety +18

      That undeniable comedy!

    • @jaimegomez5688
      @jaimegomez5688 Před 3 lety +49

      La verdad duele.

    • @EuriEuropa
      @EuriEuropa Před 3 lety +52

      Cuba libre fuk biden

    • @cristinauto
      @cristinauto Před 3 lety +3

      🤣🤣💀

    • @miken5261
      @miken5261 Před 3 lety +8

      @@EuriEuropa I’m tired of paying your welfare checks. Dry foot my ass…

  • @YosmelLGD
    @YosmelLGD Před 3 lety +315

    He nailed that joke about Cubans , I’ll say that’s exactly the true , damn I even have friend in Cuba that we’re rooting for trump because the gas price was about to rise in America , I was bitch you don’t even live here WTF ?? Lol 😂

    • @user-kp2rv4rr5n
      @user-kp2rv4rr5n Před 3 lety +31

      Your friend is smarter than you.

    • @smellypatel5272
      @smellypatel5272 Před 3 lety +13

      @@user-kp2rv4rr5n can't be that smart if he supports a bigoted plutocrat.

    • @mauled2death
      @mauled2death Před 3 lety +7

      Leaving this here, lmk when political fight starts

    • @YosmelLGD
      @YosmelLGD Před 3 lety +1

      @@mauled2death hahahahaha

    • @toreshiminaj5541
      @toreshiminaj5541 Před 3 lety +16

      @@smellypatel5272
      That’s actually wrong, he wasn’t a plutocrat, as he never made any form of income of the presidency; or enforced a form of aristocratic plutocracy. He fought for populist ideals.
      The actual private sectors, and big corporations against him are actual technocratic plutocrats with lobbyists manipulating legislature for their own use. Which is why most wealthy corporations were against Trump, and most fund exclusively and non-discriminatory to both bi-partisan political parties, because they want the middle class gone, while introducing a cadet system, only ruled by the rich elite.

  • @OnALivingSpreeLLC
    @OnALivingSpreeLLC Před 3 lety +6

    “ Serving tables ……………..
    ….. and DIKC after the show “ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @vadergrd
    @vadergrd Před 4 lety +1529

    everything that comes in the front of andrew gets roasted , spectators , local staff , everybody!!!!

    • @FFmaxxx
      @FFmaxxx Před 4 lety +29

      Not just him. His opener in Boston roasted me and my wife

    • @DonkeyDongs
      @DonkeyDongs Před 4 lety +6

      @@FFmaxxx Luckyyyyyy!

    • @ambhatt5216
      @ambhatt5216 Před 4 lety +2

      Wonder what happens if he sees a big mirror!!??

    • @valeria_sue777
      @valeria_sue777 Před 4 lety +3

      But he didn't roast the waiter this time tho, Andrew just got a little boy crush

    • @Jersonx3000
      @Jersonx3000 Před 4 lety

      vadergrd you would love the “85 south show” then

  • @Sonny972
    @Sonny972 Před 4 lety +2052

    I feel sorry for the people who havent discovered Andrew Schultz yet, they missing out bro

  • @lstruble9848
    @lstruble9848 Před rokem +34

    Can’t stop laughing at this guy. Thank you Andrew for my daily doses of laughter 😂😂😂

  • @djouhellbout5620
    @djouhellbout5620 Před 3 lety +30

    This is how you do racial jokes. Deep research and right on point.

  • @tizodd6
    @tizodd6 Před 4 lety +2374

    As a person who's lived most of his life in Miami. I can attest to what Andrew is saying. Light-skinned Cubans genuinely believe they're Caucasian.

    • @asturiasra
      @asturiasra Před 4 lety +323

      Well tons of them have grandparents from Spain. .

    • @tizodd6
      @tizodd6 Před 4 lety +108

      @@asturiasra Uhhh?? Are you trying to make a point? If so, I don't follow. Spain = Spanish, not white

    • @daratencion3845
      @daratencion3845 Před 4 lety +179

      They are.

    • @Kiki_-fz1kv
      @Kiki_-fz1kv Před 4 lety +16

      nobody cares

    • @ruanorafa
      @ruanorafa Před 4 lety +81

      asturiasra Latinos are all mixed and it doesn’t matter wether ur grandparents are from Spain 🇪🇸 they all say that! Lol

  • @vivienmartin225
    @vivienmartin225 Před 4 lety +706

    Andrew has the perfect offensive sense of humor that Cubans LOVE

    • @vivienmartin225
      @vivienmartin225 Před 4 lety +9

      @Teddy Perkins not really. His joke is very funny but he's not actually right. Most Republican Cubans make through legal means, the Cubans who came illegally by rafts are what we call "refs", the older Cubans don't like them actually and they don't really care about politics or vote at all. If they do vote, its mostly Democrat.

    • @shikeridoo
      @shikeridoo Před 3 lety +4

      See the trouble is that the Cubans that came in legally had it easier to enter. And now after they’re in and it’s harder, they complain about currently young people wanting to come over. The hypocricy is lost on them.

    • @vivienmartin225
      @vivienmartin225 Před 3 lety +3

      @@shikeridoo lmao it’s definitely not harder to enter. And on top of that, the younger generation gets a ton of government assistance that the older generation never got.

    • @alcornoquealvarez8717
      @alcornoquealvarez8717 Před 3 lety +1

      @@vivienmartin225 my grandpa is the biggest can ban conservative Republicans, although he came here legally. My dad did come via raft.

    • @AlexZ-lc6nl
      @AlexZ-lc6nl Před 2 lety +2

      Bahaha. Yah that’s why they were yelling his support but as soon as he exploited their over Cubaness and exaggerated their personalities it got pitch quiet 🤣😂😂😂 he don’t give a FAK

  • @caffinejedi
    @caffinejedi Před rokem +11

    His Cuban accent is legit.

  • @mamarana4007
    @mamarana4007 Před 2 lety +13

    I love when the comedian is an actual comedian. 👏

  • @maria.maverick
    @maria.maverick Před 3 lety +1255

    Thought of this when I heard Miami Cubans contributed to Trump's win in FL in the election.

    • @FernandesRafael1
      @FernandesRafael1 Před 3 lety +38

      it only make sense

    • @TeeJayy13
      @TeeJayy13 Před 3 lety +8

      Miami was blue tho

    • @michaellee643
      @michaellee643 Před 3 lety +60

      @@TeeJayy13 but cubans made it closer to the middle, so they shifted south florida which is heavy democrat to light democrat

    • @michaellee643
      @michaellee643 Před 3 lety +101

      @@Amburmist why? Because he wants to make it harder for 90% of drugs to get across the border? Look at literally any other country and it's way harder to move to than here

    • @ladyraven30
      @ladyraven30 Před 3 lety +12

      @@michaellee643 dude. No it isn't if you're the right complexion for the protection.

  • @rioninja_
    @rioninja_ Před 4 lety +509

    When he says: “TOCALOO!!!TOOCAAALOO!!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Sci-Fri
    @Sci-Fri Před rokem +8

    Aye, for all the shit you talk I gotta give you 100% credit for doing your due diligence and know about the different cultures. You’re prob one of the most cultured comedians out there.

  • @ravenderose
    @ravenderose Před rokem +38

    I’m Dominican and I could not stop laughing at the “we are no different from Puerto Rican” it’s funny how I thought that to myself randomly bc we do all look alike- different skin tones and all and I love it❤ love my people

    • @francesvalois3457
      @francesvalois3457 Před rokem +3

      Wow! so you miss the part about Dominican women having STDS??? Umbelievable!

  • @frankymacf
    @frankymacf Před 4 lety +172

    3:10 They dance like this 😂😂 Best bit.

    • @khanyag6092
      @khanyag6092 Před 4 lety +2

      Literally died

    • @Izanagli
      @Izanagli Před 4 lety +1

      "I DONT DO THAT I DONT DO THAT NO"

    • @TA-tg1cf
      @TA-tg1cf Před 4 lety +1

      Aaaahahhahhahahahhahha!

    • @TA-tg1cf
      @TA-tg1cf Před 4 lety +1

      Bachocha!!!! Hahhahahhahahhaha

    • @TA-tg1cf
      @TA-tg1cf Před 4 lety +3

      With the leg kick. He's so fucking great 😅

  • @davidbright9370
    @davidbright9370 Před 3 lety +12

    Andrew doesn’t even need material...his improv game be deadly AF 😂😂

  • @eddiev1839
    @eddiev1839 Před 3 lety +10

    “Tócalo , touch it!” 😂😂

  • @adam2010420
    @adam2010420 Před 4 lety +423

    That boy said suavemente

    • @nofood1
      @nofood1 Před 4 lety +48

      95% of people there started singing it in their heads after hearing him say that lol

    • @MB-xj9cd
      @MB-xj9cd Před 4 lety +9

      Shit I did

    • @lukelakatos6216
      @lukelakatos6216 Před 4 lety +5

      @@nofood1 me included haha

    • @nbnguitar
      @nbnguitar Před 4 lety +3

      NOFOOD? Haha right on

    • @moes_film
      @moes_film Před 4 lety +3

      @@nofood1 I did, and I'm not even latino! lol. I love em though

  • @brandonvega2797
    @brandonvega2797 Před 4 lety +706

    He speaking facts about them Cubans tho it really be like that😂😂😂😂

    • @iPyroNigma
      @iPyroNigma Před 4 lety +36

      The reason for them being republicans is because they supported Batista's dictatorship and once Fidel took over they ran away - so they were right-wingers in the first place. Exiled/runaway Cubans were commonly referred to as 'gusanos'.

    • @sergiodiaz2725
      @sergiodiaz2725 Před 3 lety +46

      @@iPyroNigma You’re talking 1959, believe me, most Cubans that support Trump don’t come from that time. I for one would like to stay away from anything remotely left, but I guess that’s what growing up in Cuba does to you.

    • @b4byheart726
      @b4byheart726 Před 3 lety +30

      @Teddy Perkins theres nothing xenophobic about being against illegal immigration.

    • @rsj.9549
      @rsj.9549 Před 3 lety +25

      @@sergiodiaz2725 Cuba’s poor because of the US’s embargo, which gusanos support. Ironic isn’t it?

    • @MCee8
      @MCee8 Před 3 lety +2

      @@iPyroNigma facts!

  • @jacockistitsworth9392
    @jacockistitsworth9392 Před 3 lety +10

    "I'm coming to your city" I think that's a threat.

  • @dannyv2230
    @dannyv2230 Před 3 lety +66

    That turning conservative joke is so accurate lmao. Trump sure loves all those Florida Cubans that voted for him.

    • @simonsays2855
      @simonsays2855 Před 3 lety +12

      He loves the uneducated and there's literally no education in Cuba

    • @peterlauch6172
      @peterlauch6172 Před 3 lety +4

      GOD BLESS THEM

    • @simplycannabis1548
      @simplycannabis1548 Před 3 lety +28

      @@simonsays2855 They aren't uneducated, they simply don't want to vote for anyone remotely left because they came from an extremely far left country that was shitty. Different people can have differing views, it doesn't mean they are uneducated.

    • @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
      @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 Před 3 lety +11

      @@simonsays2855 then he must love you, because that was a dumb ass comment.

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 Před 3 lety +1

      @@simplycannabis1548 bro Trump almost became someone that those Cubans were trying to "flee".... but whatever Trump is gone now and yeah it does turn out Trumps biggest demographic was uneducated men lol

  • @agsmokee86
    @agsmokee86 Před 4 lety +165

    That chick in the red mouthing "I don't have any std's lol" 😂😂😂😂

    • @purplekitty
      @purplekitty Před 4 lety +3

      Archie Gee I wouldn’t have caught that if it wasn’t for you! Thank you!!!!!! 😂

    • @SlayerMtg
      @SlayerMtg Před 4 lety +1

      Hilarious!

    • @IAMBENNYBLANCO.
      @IAMBENNYBLANCO. Před 4 lety

      😂😂🤣🤣 yup

  • @staticbreakup
    @staticbreakup Před 4 lety +488

    3:23 was that girl in red on the bottom right assuring her table mate that she's clean? LOL

    • @dandan6778
      @dandan6778 Před 4 lety +55

      Yes she said I DONT I
      DONT

    • @buttagtm1
      @buttagtm1 Před 4 lety +25

      😂 "I dont have stds"

    • @die4race
      @die4race Před 4 lety +60

      The fact that she denied it that quick , I'd be very worried if I was her date

    • @jlruiz7634
      @jlruiz7634 Před 4 lety +18

      Oh shit! Yep she did. Good catch.

    • @truecrimejungle
      @truecrimejungle Před 4 lety +14

      yeah, seriously concerning how as soon as he said it she started to cover her crotch in empathy of knowing exactly what he was talking about...

  • @MrRdb9109
    @MrRdb9109 Před 3 lety +8

    One of the few comedians willing to risk it all! That's what separates the amateurs from the masters!!

  • @fullchicken4492
    @fullchicken4492 Před 2 lety +5

    Nothing he said was racist.
    He’s laughing WITH Hispanics as a opposed to at them. No hateful shit.
    This is what real comedy looks like.

  • @BraveFencer
    @BraveFencer Před 4 lety +79

    “Touch it touch it, tócalo” lol

  • @Bh4veshRana
    @Bh4veshRana Před 4 lety +279

    His acting skills are no less than his comedy skills 😂

    • @jerico80
      @jerico80 Před 4 lety +1

      @Rico Taylor Latinos ARE racist. Lol. Not all but many of them. Most of them vote republican cause they think they better than people. Many latins don't even know politics, but they see rich white people and wanna be like them. Me personally I dont vote. But being born and raised in miami, im just speaking on what I've seen.

    • @wonder_9315
      @wonder_9315 Před 4 lety +1

      Rico Taylor bruh it’s not racist it’s hilarious and true. I’m Dade made and every damn Cuban I know, which is about everybody I know, is a conservative. He’s not saying anything bad about Latinos he’s just making a cultural joke that’s funny bc it’s relatable

    • @dexter-jy3yk
      @dexter-jy3yk Před 4 lety

      @@jerico80 Latino is now a race. plus all race have racist people.

    • @zachow1988
      @zachow1988 Před 2 lety

      Agreed. Have your 200th like good sir

  • @brooklyncoach1153
    @brooklyncoach1153 Před 3 lety +6

    Homeboy said " Bachocha " 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @boricuadetorontocanada
    @boricuadetorontocanada Před 3 lety +37

    As a Puerto Rican, I am offended and love it, 🤣😂👏🏼👍🏼💪🏼👌🏼🇵🇷

  • @DrAwesome2570
    @DrAwesome2570 Před 4 lety +78

    I lost it when he said "I see I Love Lucy!" in a Cuban accent

  • @ElElefante
    @ElElefante Před 4 lety +230

    Dominican girl bottom right at 3:24 "That's not true, that's not true"

    • @KTF_7
      @KTF_7 Před 3 lety +8

      DEAD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @noels9727
      @noels9727 Před 3 lety +2

      lol nice catch

    • @WatermeloniusXVI
      @WatermeloniusXVI Před 3 lety +1

      I read it as "I don't got those" LMFAO

    • @Delran888
      @Delran888 Před 3 lety

      i read he dont lie though

    • @FratAsh
      @FratAsh Před 3 lety +1

      She had to set the record straight with her date real quick.

  • @luisavina4831
    @luisavina4831 Před 3 lety +28

    He couldn't be more accurate if he tried 🤣
    salvadorians, honduras and nicaraguans become white as soon as they get TPS status 🤣

  • @streetjustices1706
    @streetjustices1706 Před 2 lety +2

    He said f bachata, my bachocha is on fire. He killed me with that.

  • @stillakilla
    @stillakilla Před 4 lety +254

    This dude is the Eminem of comedy. Coming after anyone lol

  • @TitoRauda
    @TitoRauda Před 4 lety +415

    Lmfaooooooooo. “My bachocha”😂😂😂😂

  • @Brivera508
    @Brivera508 Před rokem +10

    You’re the best bro but coming from a Puerto Rican, we are different than Dominicans. Jajaja.

    • @francesvalois3457
      @francesvalois3457 Před rokem

      Agreed with you 101%

    • @nancyvasquez9008
      @nancyvasquez9008 Před rokem

      I’m Dominican, and I agree with you. Not same but close enough to love and look out for one another.

  • @---qu9uf
    @---qu9uf Před 2 lety +1

    He talk like Tony Montana from Scarface real quick.😂😭😆

  • @kendallopfer1055
    @kendallopfer1055 Před 4 lety +387

    Thought andrew was going to give kanye another 6 in that flannel.

    • @allenbell1427
      @allenbell1427 Před 4 lety +13

      Beat me to it you fuuuuck

    • @abhishekkadam6000
      @abhishekkadam6000 Před 4 lety +20

      What is this a crossover episode?

    • @Jolah
      @Jolah Před 4 lety +5

      Kendall Opfer the fact that this many people know the reference

    • @tdot7084
      @tdot7084 Před 4 lety +4

      Melon reference. Nice

    • @monzayh89
      @monzayh89 Před 4 lety

      Melon would be proud of you

  • @skyluke9476
    @skyluke9476 Před 4 lety +305

    schulz lookin like a cuban who drowned on his way over here

    • @viclor2876
      @viclor2876 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂

    • @CharlesVanexX
      @CharlesVanexX Před 4 lety +4

      Lol, best part.....he's Irish.

    • @angelloro
      @angelloro Před 3 lety

      Lol, he be looking like a Cuban that drowned, but still lived. Lol

    • @nikolaykomissarenko7822
      @nikolaykomissarenko7822 Před 3 lety

      @@angelloro Ironically he did almost drown, he goes into detail on his podcast

  • @MrSuperman957
    @MrSuperman957 Před 3 lety +7

    I know of Indians who voted for Brexit who had just got their british nationality

  • @MrGA555
    @MrGA555 Před 3 lety +5

    Just when you think he’s complementing you, he hits you with some truth 😂

  • @aiken000
    @aiken000 Před 4 lety +14

    3:24 chick in the red says "No, I don't" bahahaha

  • @piggylipscomb8018
    @piggylipscomb8018 Před 3 lety +76

    Lmao!
    Almost my ENTIRE family are just like that. From Mariel, to MAGA.

    • @arbelisfdezqda5839
      @arbelisfdezqda5839 Před 3 lety +3

      🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️wtf seriously 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @relaxingvids8312
      @relaxingvids8312 Před 2 lety

      Lmfaoo!

  • @surj138
    @surj138 Před 3 lety +56

    Imagine being surprised that people risk their lives to escape socialism, and then don't vote for socialism 😲

    • @jodilynn4853
      @jodilynn4853 Před 3 lety +7

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @mayankmittal9541
      @mayankmittal9541 Před 3 lety +7

      Same goes for the confused Indian Americans. Their parents went there to escape from the pre 90s Socialist India where identity politics and Socialist economic policies were ruining this country and today their kids are having an orgasm for that Kamala.

    • @JoseOrtiz-zz6gw
      @JoseOrtiz-zz6gw Před 3 lety +8

      I think you need a deeper understanding of socialism. You speak like a Trumper.

    • @surj138
      @surj138 Před 3 lety +13

      @@JoseOrtiz-zz6gw Vladimir Lenin said, "The goal of socialism is communism". Fidel Castro himself said he was "a socialist, a Marxist, and a Leninist", and offered free universal healthcare, free education from primary school through university, affordable housing, and measures to fix income inequality. Sound familiar? 😏
      It's not that I don't understand socialism; you and Schultz just don't understand Cubans.

    • @kingvegetakinggoku2008
      @kingvegetakinggoku2008 Před 3 lety +3

      @@surj138 socialism is not when “the government does stuff”. No one in the Democratic Party is a socialist, Bernie is not a socialist neither is AOC or Ilhan Omar. Asking for free healthcare could happen within capitalism….

  • @kevmo1990
    @kevmo1990 Před 2 lety +17

    I like Andrew bcuz he’s one of the very few non-PC comedians today. That said, I know it’s only a 3 min., clip but Andrew is just waaay too smart and culturally aware to ignore why most Cubans are Republicans.

  • @Ba_A
    @Ba_A Před 4 lety +74

    Obviously Andrew took a course in the Tony Montana's School of Cuban Accent 😅

  • @Hbargang
    @Hbargang Před 4 lety +32

    He forgot the magical word COÑO!! lol

  • @GODsARMY121
    @GODsARMY121 Před rokem +2

    F-ck bachata,
    my bachocha is on fire
    will never get old. 🤣

  • @Guafarina
    @Guafarina Před rokem +3

    As a Cuban this shits hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @MannyTwice
    @MannyTwice Před 4 lety +57

    Give this man a Netflix special ASAP....he's come a LONG way

    • @simonsays2855
      @simonsays2855 Před 3 lety +2

      Ok he's not even funny like that. I got everything he was saying but he's not funny. There's tons of comedians that deserve it first

    • @simonsays2855
      @simonsays2855 Před 3 lety

      @Austin Knowles seems like youll laugh at anything. Must be all the weed

    • @simonsays2855
      @simonsays2855 Před 3 lety +1

      @Austin Knowles crack is a hellavu drug

    • @simonsays2855
      @simonsays2855 Před 3 lety +1

      @Austin Knowles yup I'm not liked cause I didn't laugh at this idiotic stand up 😂
      You sure got me! Lmao I'm sure people love you for laughing at this.
      Some logic

    • @troy.u3297
      @troy.u3297 Před 2 lety +1

      No he’s not Netflix worthy funny. He just roast people. There are way more intelligent comedians out there.

  • @lilosnitch3247
    @lilosnitch3247 Před 4 lety +199

    The first girl shouted like the typical movie girly scream u often hear

  • @knowbody3027
    @knowbody3027 Před 2 lety +1

    The fact that Cubans lean conservative are the reason I love them. Compared to other people who have a disdain for the American system and lean democratic.

  • @edisongeorge3788
    @edisongeorge3788 Před rokem +1

    As a Cuban, He speaks the truth! He just roasted 75% of mi familia.😅 Coño!

  • @joshfontanella
    @joshfontanella Před 4 lety +89

    Andrew Schulz: MY BACHOCHA IS ON FIREEE!
    Me: I see you are a man of culture too 👁️👁️

    • @EddieSpaghetti07
      @EddieSpaghetti07 Před 4 lety +2

      Daddy let me see your hairy coke

    • @mji245
      @mji245 Před 2 lety

      @@EddieSpaghetti07 Vaginal fluid in my salad

  • @BSon-sj9uc
    @BSon-sj9uc Před 4 lety +104

    This doode knows a lot of cultures and background history. It's a trip.

    • @budalabudo2250
      @budalabudo2250 Před 3 lety

      He does his research so anywhere he goes, people find him funny

  • @miguellica1178
    @miguellica1178 Před 3 lety +2

    He killed me when he said "hit it DJ Svamenta!"

  • @briantravelman
    @briantravelman Před 6 měsíci

    I love how even the waiter didn't get spared😂

  • @luisestolz9088
    @luisestolz9088 Před 4 lety +53

    The “Suavemente” reference was on point. 👌🏻 #SuenaElMerengue

    • @vonksummer9099
      @vonksummer9099 Před 3 lety +1

      That’s Puerto Rican music btw sir. All Hispanics listen to our music.

  • @byronvasquez200
    @byronvasquez200 Před 4 lety +106

    Damn I thought he was Latino

    • @Juan_rivera
      @Juan_rivera Před 3 lety +4

      Probably cuz he grew up around Carribean Latinos lol

    • @byronvasquez200
      @byronvasquez200 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Juan_rivera maybe thats true

  • @Diana-zl3ue
    @Diana-zl3ue Před 3 lety +5

    Lmaoooo okay true with Puerto Rican’s and Dominicans. “They dance like thiiis we dance like thiis” 😂😂😂😂

  • @JMB-ch8vj
    @JMB-ch8vj Před rokem +1

    Some PR here thinking they have had the Latino experience. 😂😂😂😂😂 y’all gringos 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @connorlucas3902
    @connorlucas3902 Před 4 lety +11

    C'mon this man deserves his own show. In my opinion hes the best comedian RIGHT NOW.

  • @emperor5228
    @emperor5228 Před 4 lety +16

    Andrew is definitely one of the comedian I enjoy, plus roasting people in an intelligent way.

  • @jac-kn2je
    @jac-kn2je Před rokem +3

    Im dominican and I love this kind of comedy😂

  • @juliogmarcanomarrero764
    @juliogmarcanomarrero764 Před 3 lety +2

    Well informed about the culture. He knows the difference between bachata and salsa and he made the distinction with his body.
    Well done!!

  • @emotionice7967
    @emotionice7967 Před 4 lety +84

    3:22 the girl in red on the right cleary says "No thats not true "

  • @beerleaguebum
    @beerleaguebum Před 4 lety +49

    That I love Lucy reference hit so close to home was my grandmother’s favourite show grew up watching it

  • @TheSilverGate
    @TheSilverGate Před rokem +1

    "my bachota is on fire" I never thought I'd hear a gringo saying that 😂

  • @eddabull7369
    @eddabull7369 Před 3 lety +2

    Sometimes I think Andrew is part Cuban

  • @ninjawatcher6955
    @ninjawatcher6955 Před 4 lety +59

    Thank you for calling Cubans out!!!!

    • @coryb8432
      @coryb8432 Před 3 lety +8

      They just know what communism and the far left actually are because they came from it

    • @May16Joe
      @May16Joe Před 3 lety +4

      @@coryb8432 But there's no far left in this country neither communism. A best the 'radical' democrats are centrists and a bit to the left. Both parties are right wingers, it's just one of them pretends to care for the people and the other care about the rich.

    • @benk9973
      @benk9973 Před 3 lety +1

      @@May16Joe no far left... but... then what is considered far left? 😳

    • @May16Joe
      @May16Joe Před 3 lety +1

      @@benk9973 Fidel castro, Stalin, Mao, Kim Jung Un, those were the real far left. People that truly believed in communism and brought their country down, something you will never see here because both parties are right wing, one more than the other.

    • @benk9973
      @benk9973 Před 3 lety

      @@May16Joe ohh. See when I think of far left I was only thinking of inside north America. I see where you're coming from now

  • @americanadventures8985
    @americanadventures8985 Před 3 lety +37

    Who’s else watching this after Jorge Masvidal endorses Trump ? Lmao

    • @stevenramirez2577
      @stevenramirez2577 Před 3 lety +5

      Lmaoo me 😂😂😂😂 after alll the help they get from the government

  • @nyshady517
    @nyshady517 Před rokem +1

    ...aaaaaand cancelled! LOL

  • @chrism6904
    @chrism6904 Před 3 lety

    I have come to realize I cant want this shit at 3am... I fucking wake up the entire house with me laughing my ass off.

  • @NixonRexzile-xz4sq
    @NixonRexzile-xz4sq Před 4 lety +14

    we are not so different, we dance like this and they dance like this - OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ungrateful-66
    @ungrateful-66 Před 4 lety +22

    I love Cubans having grown up in Fort Lauderdale... They’re also more patriotic and loving of their country than many born here! Their situation is different than most of those from Latin America since in Cuba, it’s perfectly okay for the people to starve so long as they don’t consider voting against the Socialist government.

    • @dab0331
      @dab0331 Před 4 lety +10

      Yeah. Being Mexican-American everyone else in Latin America are commies. We just don't learn until it bites us in the ass.
      Cubans aren't anti immigrant, they're anti socialism

    • @AGtheGEEK
      @AGtheGEEK Před 4 lety +4

      Dario Baez democrates are socialist? Anybody who believes that lie is an idiot. You need to do more research. Most Latinos come from the bottom in this country.... white America wants nothing to do with us but you out here voting with them. They got kids in cages... God forbid you speak Spanish in their presence. White republicans are not and was not ever comfortable with the Latino population.

    • @bonilla1240
      @bonilla1240 Před 4 lety +1

      @@AGtheGEEK Yes, Democrats can be socialist. How is that far fetched? I'll point you toward Ocazio-Cortez and her crazy policies. Damn right Cubans vote Republican. They know what really happens at the end of the socialist utopia.

    • @willu1604
      @willu1604 Před 4 lety

      Yes it's different. Only latino nation US government couldn't do regime change like it did through OPERATION CONDOR. Nuff said

    • @AGtheGEEK
      @AGtheGEEK Před 4 lety +1

      JB Bonilla listen to me.. It’s like me trying to convince the ancient slaves of Egypt to leave and turn on the pharaoh... you tell the slaves we can ask for more pay and better health care... the slaves look at you and say that the Pharaoh says that’s socialism?? ??? Thank about what I said.

  • @JayR-jl6rh
    @JayR-jl6rh Před 3 lety +1

    Yooo he killed me with the dancing right on 😂😂😂😂

  • @dan1leano
    @dan1leano Před rokem +1

    Can’t even be mad because at least he knows what he’s talking about 😂

  • @mrdestruct1
    @mrdestruct1 Před 4 lety +25

    Andrew really is brilliant, the dance bit is something that he could only know by just observing the culture. He even did the bachata steps different in the way that they would argue about I'm a fan of his in a different way than I am other great comedians Schultz is special

  • @L0s_b00gie22
    @L0s_b00gie22 Před 4 lety +28

    That's so true about Cubans

  • @ramonquintanilla3569
    @ramonquintanilla3569 Před 2 měsíci

    Schulz hits the nail on the head like no hammer can

  • @gk2370
    @gk2370 Před rokem

    0:51 that cartoon water effect caught me off guard

  • @nonosan4849
    @nonosan4849 Před 4 lety +49

    He ain't lying about the Cubans though. Back home no "accion" but once we're here it's all just like he says😛

    • @kervinpadilla4046
      @kervinpadilla4046 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah y'all mofos demand shit once you'll here but,wont demanded shit to the castros the fuck heads that had oppressed you'll for decades.

    • @therealexquisiteexistentia4743
      @therealexquisiteexistentia4743 Před 3 lety +3

      @@kervinpadilla4046 probably because they don’t want to get killed