GOP Says Covid Is Overhyped | Sheriff In Hot Water Over Pic Of Santa Getting A Gun Permit

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  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
  • Ignoring the six-figure death toll in this country, Republicans like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ron Johnson continue to downplay the seriousness of the coronavirus pandemic. In Colorado, a Sheriff's office expressed regret after tweeting a photo purportedly showing Santa Claus applying for a concealed carry permit. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @adancer3592
    @adancer3592 Před 2 lety +100

    We have lost 4 family members that have died from covid . I almost died myself . So when I need advice from anti-vax covid deniers I'll let them know

    • @kasondaleigh
      @kasondaleigh Před 2 lety +9

      My tears are for you today.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 Před 2 lety +13

      Condolences on your losses. Hopefully you yourself have recovered without any of the Long Covid problems.

    • @robertmarmaduke9721
      @robertmarmaduke9721 Před 2 lety

      We have lost nobody of 4 family members and only one was Jabbed. The others got through it and are NATURALLY COVID IMMUNE. After tomorrow, only the one will have a job, because of Biden's Vaccine Apartheid against NATURALLY IMMUNE.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Před 2 lety +10

      @@robertmarmaduke9721 no one is COVID immune. Even if you got it and recovered. Vaccinated people are more resistant and if they do get it, don't get as sick. There is an eye doctor here in our city who currently has it for the 3rd time. Anti-vax idiot. Meanwhile he's infected over 200 people who have infected many others who have infected many, many others.

    • @papabear2515
      @papabear2515 Před 2 lety

      I’m so sorry for your loss, sadly compounded by the insulting insensitivity of anti-vazer trump supporting people who don’t care who dies or how many die.

  • @SlowmovingGiant
    @SlowmovingGiant Před 2 lety +172

    That was a stellar use of the word "Nimrod" and a kickass "F" Bomb drop.

  • @rocketsurgeon11
    @rocketsurgeon11 Před 2 lety +333

    Whoever wrote that burn of Sen. Johnson deserves an award because that was absolutely epic!

    • @sleepy_sensei3913
      @sleepy_sensei3913 Před 2 lety +11

      Someone give that person an Emmy thanks

    • @brianleslie1632
      @brianleslie1632 Před 2 lety +11

      Not just an Emmy, but also a huge raise 😂 🤣

    • @meadorjd
      @meadorjd Před 2 lety +7

      I concur. Whoever wrote that deserves a massive pay bump & their own segment. 👍

    • @jefschobert9765
      @jefschobert9765 Před 2 lety +4

      We don't even go close to Ron Johnson's house when we walk our dogs. He's a known dog strangler.

    • @DarlaVaughan
      @DarlaVaughan Před 2 lety +2

      Jon at 7:01 😂😆

  • @1Onigun
    @1Onigun Před 2 lety +186

    My uncle Raised me, and he died from AIDS, thank you Stephen Colbert, for saying exactly what was on my mind!

    • @pandorafox3944
      @pandorafox3944 Před 2 lety +6

      Same 💗

    • @1Onigun
      @1Onigun Před 2 lety +6

      @@pandorafox3944 May your family rest in peace

    • @pandorafox3944
      @pandorafox3944 Před 2 lety +7

      @@1Onigun Same to you. It such a scary time. And now it's considered a chronic disease! People are living healthy, productive lives. Thank goodness.

    • @1Onigun
      @1Onigun Před 2 lety +6

      @@pandorafox3944 If my uncle only could’ve held on for a few more years he still be alive I know exactly how you feel

    • @04beni04
      @04beni04 Před 2 lety +10

      We've recently started making DIY HIV kits available where I live. I'm incredibly proud of the hard work of our local AIDS Network and I'm happy to support them when I can, but I really _really_ wish my uncle (honorary, but I didn't know that growing up) and my stepfather's son both lived to see it happen. As far as I'm concerned, politicians who can brush off the loss of so many good people who deserve better can rot in hell. I wish I could have been in the audience so Stephen could hear my cheering in person.
      I'm sorry for your loss, and I'm sorry that it's so easy for some people to shrug off the pain of those of us left behind.

  • @TheAbuSufyaan
    @TheAbuSufyaan Před 2 lety +42

    I reckon we can confidently say if cancer were to ever become contagious we'd be shutting the f*** down

    • @Wordavee1
      @Wordavee1 Před 2 lety +4

      Cancer is contagious, you catch it in the cigarette store!!!

    • @brandonm949
      @brandonm949 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Wordavee1 Which is why we put big warnings on cigarette cartons, make them extra expensive, and ban smoking in crowded public areas.
      Despite what MTG says, we already take cancer seriously.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah, but you KNOW the same people against the precautionary measures of this pandemic (anti-mask, anti-vaccine, unwilling to social distance or only go out for necessities, etc) would still be as uncooperative as they are now. Because, you know, selflessness is out of fashion.

    • @kristyb0027
      @kristyb0027 Před 2 lety +3

      Not to mention that we DO try to minimize risks of people getting cancer.
      MTG is an embarrassment

  • @slyasleep
    @slyasleep Před 2 lety +4

    I knew they‘d be having a field day with the Italian fake arm man.

  • @johnnymurray6275
    @johnnymurray6275 Před 2 lety +213

    Colbert is comedic Genius. Telling that GOP senator to not use protection when he "screws" himself!! Brilliant

    • @mihaimoldo
      @mihaimoldo Před 2 lety +5

      Idk when it happened but the daily show got better writers in the last year or so.

    • @sangeet9100
      @sangeet9100 Před 2 lety

      On the other hand, had there been a mandate to use protection with all screws when AIDS virus became known, there would be no new generations since that time.

    • @raymondkymsuttle
      @raymondkymsuttle Před 2 lety +1

      His writers are brilliant.

    • @assaqwwq
      @assaqwwq Před 2 lety

      You misspelled "go fuck yourselves"

  • @ellasmommy9278
    @ellasmommy9278 Před 2 lety +52

    That burn on Ron Johnson was EPIC

  • @democratpatriot6752
    @democratpatriot6752 Před 2 lety +5

    Greene looks as if she has been a few bar fights.

  • @thewatchmanstudios6257
    @thewatchmanstudios6257 Před 2 lety +8

    Re the Senator Johnson joke.. Beautifully done sir. Please don't apologize for it

  • @samppawest
    @samppawest Před 2 lety +46

    This came out about 6:30 am in Finland, so my morning coffee shot from my nose on my phone on the ”don’t need protection when going F himself” joke. 🤣🤣

    • @robertmarmaduke9721
      @robertmarmaduke9721 Před 2 lety

      Unless you wear a moon-suit or at least use a shower-curtain with a hole cut in it, it's interesting that Fauci has never addressed SEX. Yet 100,000,000s of people, including Leftist Vaxxed Super Spreaders, are having sex all the time without social distancing or even using prophylactics. The Cult of the Clean of Jab Jesus Koolaid drinkers.

    • @gaypatterson4446
      @gaypatterson4446 Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @andreah9587
      @andreah9587 Před 2 lety

      @@robertmarmaduke9721 what the absolute fuck are you taking about? Can’t tell if this jibberish is fueled by drugs, mental illness, or both.

    • @robertmarmaduke9721
      @robertmarmaduke9721 Před 2 lety

      @@andreah9587 apparently you didn't live through foutch's little AIDS epidemic in the 1980s where they were daily announcements on TV about wearing rubbers and not touching people and if you stood next to someone with AIDS you would get the AIDS yourself. So it was immediately obvious to me that covid wasn't all that deadly if the CDC and NIH are not issuing urgent warnings against having sex without a moon suit. You cannot possibly have sex from 6 ft separation wearing a mask. At least unless it's with yourself. Maybe that's why you can't understand the comment.

    • @samppawest
      @samppawest Před 2 lety +1

      @@andreah9587 Do not engage the right in any kind of social media. They take it as validaton and are desperate for it, so they can cling on to some hope that their opinions are as relevant as facts or humanism. Or ’the liberal agenda’ as they call facts and humanism.

  • @TheGohanSkywalker
    @TheGohanSkywalker Před 2 lety +200

    Come on, Stephen, not all of us anime fans have Sailor Moon body pillows.
    Some of us have Goku ones.

  • @cycoklr
    @cycoklr Před 2 lety +62

    Once again, the Neanderthal Queen (MTG) displays her level of intellect.

    • @JKennedy442
      @JKennedy442 Před 2 lety +4

      I don’t get it don’t these folks have a team of people that can proof read their tweets before they send them??

    • @neogenzim1995
      @neogenzim1995 Před 2 lety +16

      let's not denigrate our neanderthal ancestors.
      let's agree whatever genes birthed abominations like MTG came about though inbreeding.

    • @Mona-Riel
      @Mona-Riel Před 2 lety +1

      @@neogenzim1995 well DAAA M😜😹

    • @hsoloman
      @hsoloman Před 2 lety +7

      @@JKennedy442 they're not stupid. They know exactly what to say to appeal to their base.

    • @GryphinHusky
      @GryphinHusky Před 2 lety +7

      I was sitting here going "is the Neanderthal Queen a card in MTG? And what does that have to do with this monologue??" and then I realized you meant Greene. I forgot she existed for a minute, and for that minute I was happy.

  • @mschvs
    @mschvs Před 2 lety +181

    Anyone else notice that Senator Johnson went on his “Fauci overhyped AIDS!” tirade…on the literal *World AIDS Day* (December 1st)?

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Před 2 lety +23

      Tone deaf? Stone deaf to reality.

    • @Wordavee1
      @Wordavee1 Před 2 lety +15

      Well spotted!!

    • @shortsatire5669
      @shortsatire5669 Před 2 lety +18

      RoJo is an embarrassment to decent Wisconsinites.

    • @Auguur
      @Auguur Před 2 lety +19

      They seem to love stuffing their mouths full of foot

    • @JasonBoyce
      @JasonBoyce Před 2 lety +9

      i'm sure it was done on purpose. the GOP hates gay people, well, anyone who doesn't vote for them

  • @jlrthebassplayer
    @jlrthebassplayer Před 2 lety +272

    I'm sorry, that Sen J not needing protection when he goes and .....s himself! That was hilarious and a monster FU, classic! Great stuff!

  • @tatianagochez-kerr5185
    @tatianagochez-kerr5185 Před 2 lety +5

    "Just get a f****** muffin!" Stephen, that is the most New York I have ever heard you sound!! 🤣🤣

  • @Lilo-A
    @Lilo-A Před 2 lety +250

    Hmm, I’d think “took every precaution” would NOT include getting on a cruise ship in the middle of a pandemic, but that’s just me. 😒

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj Před 2 lety +7

      @@ML0694 that's what got me too, lol.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 Před 2 lety +6

      People who are used to taking cruises every year are pretty much addicted. I don't have any desire to go on one, yet they are/were mega-business.

    • @bessmahaneypilates8638
      @bessmahaneypilates8638 Před 2 lety +6

      @@victoriabaker4400 my best friend is a huge cruise fan. I’m trying to convince her to NOT go! She’s going on a river cruise in Tennessee instead 😅

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Před 2 lety

      Exactly! Man, the gene pool needs a purge.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Před 2 lety +2

      @@CloudsGirl7 Actually I think the Gene Pool needs a Lifeguard.

  • @NKA23
    @NKA23 Před 2 lety +19

    Over here in Germany triage of intensive care patients has begun, for the first time outside of times of war. Yeah, totally overhyped..../facepalm

    • @faithlesshound5621
      @faithlesshound5621 Před 2 lety

      "Triage" is only a new concept to politicians. Every emergency doctor has to decide who to see to first. The guy who stubbed his toe has to wait till the one with heart attack is dealt with, even if he was first through the door.

    • @chrisobrien238
      @chrisobrien238 Před 2 lety

      What about now still crazy yeah ?

  • @stormchasingirl1133
    @stormchasingirl1133 Před 2 lety +9

    I’m from Wisconsin and I’m embarrassed by Ron Johnson. The stupidity in this state is astounding.

  • @skyrocketcoast219
    @skyrocketcoast219 Před 2 lety +247

    Fantastic show!
    Colbert slam dunk of MTGreene was good. And then the Huge Put down for Idiot fascist Ron Johnson was well warranted!

    • @couchpotato6270
      @couchpotato6270 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah I Instagramed the like to both those Orange KOOKaid followers.

  • @RusTsea196T
    @RusTsea196T Před 2 lety +114

    Sen. Ron Johnson, you had that coming, sir!
    (Way to go, Stephen!)

    • @nicolebrown1927
      @nicolebrown1927 Před 2 lety +3

      I'm hoping there's more to come.😏

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch Před 2 lety +4

      Correction: "asshat" is not spelled s-i-r.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Před 2 lety

      And that is why I LOVE Stephen Colbert! I see another Emmy in Stephen Colbert's future.

  • @andreapregnolato5650
    @andreapregnolato5650 Před 2 lety +48

    We laughed so hard here in Italy at that guy with the fake arm. Didn't know it was internationally famous though.
    We laughed less when we discovered he wasn't a random weirdo, but a dentist :/

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 2 lety +3

      I really hope he lost what patients he may have had over that. When someone's carving your face-bones with a high-powered drill, you should probably be concerned about, amongst other things, their judgement.

    • @bodacioustness5054
      @bodacioustness5054 Před 2 lety

      I have a hard time here in America laughing at impressions of Italians.

    • @andreapregnolato5650
      @andreapregnolato5650 Před 2 lety +1

      @@bodacioustness5054 why?

    • @bodacioustness5054
      @bodacioustness5054 Před 2 lety

      @@andreapregnolato5650 Has to do with growing up here being made fun of.

  • @spacelemur7955
    @spacelemur7955 Před 2 lety +11

    I will never understand the rush to flock back to crowded venues: cruise ships, sports arenas, and other unnecessary events. This is not the Greatest Generation 2.0.

  • @Panama_Red
    @Panama_Red Před 2 lety +28

    That was possibly the best use of a curse word in a joke I've ever heard.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před 2 lety +239

    Everyone in the United States needs to have about a dozen vaccines before they turn 6 years old, so why is it so many are opposed to the Coronavirus vaccine/mandates yet they are alright with the 1s for Smallpox, Polio, Chickenpox, and Measles just to name a few? Furthermore, vaccine mandates are older then the United States itself since George Washington required all of his troops in the Continental Army to get vaccinated and still to this day the military requires all of the troops to get vaccinated to serve, so this idea that the government shouldn't require vaccinate mandates is wrong since they've been doing it forever and it's pretty much the patriotic thing to do.

    • @Isaiah42069
      @Isaiah42069 Před 2 lety +68

      yea, tell that to some lunatic fox viewer and you get an endless supply of "what-about-isms" . its fucking insane. trying to reason with someone who wont get the vaxx is like trying to reason with my grandmother. and she has dementia.

    • @christinacascadilla4473
      @christinacascadilla4473 Před 2 lety +47

      It’s because this country has gone crazy.

    • @jaquanpowell4605
      @jaquanpowell4605 Před 2 lety +7

      Kids who don't have immune systems vs Adults who have choices or at least we had one.

    • @harmonic5107
      @harmonic5107 Před 2 lety +50

      @@jaquanpowell4605 kids definitely have immune systems. That would be what the vaccines are for. To train their immune systems.
      And adults who act like children. I agree, we shouldn't have to have a mandate. Unfortunately, people apparently are incredibly stupid.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +33

      Paraphrasing a certain psychotic clown who is NOT T***p: it's not about the vaccine, it's about sending a message. Half of the U.S. population are willing to endanger themselves and others with a global pandemic just to "own the libs."

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Před 2 lety +38

    Reminder, Sen Ron Johnson was part of a group of senators who visited Putin in Russia on Independence Day 2017

    • @xmiller7691
      @xmiller7691 Před 2 lety +2

      The Republican Treason Caucus and its obedient media servants, like NPR and The Hill, is trying to paint this treachery against their own country as some sort of patriotic act. Their claim that they went there to deliver a " warning" to Vlad is just laughable on its face when it is plainly obvious they went there to get advice from Putin in planning the best way to carry out an insurrection against Congress to destroy democracy in the US.

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 Před 2 lety

      @@xmiller7691 100% correct, except you got the media stations wrong. Right wing crap like Fox, OAN, and Newsmax are the problem.
      NPR is a legit news station.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 Před 2 lety

      Always good to bring that up -- it was 2018, though.

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 Před 2 lety

      @@danielbaig6094 True that. My mistake.

  • @Panama_Red
    @Panama_Red Před 2 lety +110

    Santa with a gun just confirms what I've always known: he's a violent home intruder.

  • @teejaydiscombobulated2724
    @teejaydiscombobulated2724 Před 2 lety +26

    OH yes. Thank you Stephen Colbert for those wonderful words regarding Johnson. I needed to hear that. Made my day. I hope he hears it loud and clear too! He can most definitely go (censors should have left this one alone) himself. Excellent.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 Před 2 lety

      If censors hadn't bleeped it, CBS would be subject to major fines. In some ways, we're still a rather Puritan culture.

  • @christopheroconnor7659
    @christopheroconnor7659 Před 2 lety +73

    I actually physically clapped behind my iPad re: Johnson. Excellent.

  • @anneoboyle426
    @anneoboyle426 Před 2 lety +85

    Stephen is my Hero! Thanks for making living in Wisconsin (under Comrade Ron Johnson) a little bit less painful!

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 Před 2 lety +11

      Seconded. It's too bad we can't kick Ron Johnson out of the state.
      There's one football player I wouldn't mind kicking out as well.

    • @an882
      @an882 Před 2 lety +8

      Vote the tw@t out!

    • @malavoy1
      @malavoy1 Před 2 lety +3

      With the cream cheese shortage due to shipping problems, what are they doing there in Wisconsin, make the cows hold it? 😁😁😁

  • @DirkDwipple
    @DirkDwipple Před 2 lety +3

    You had me at F Senator Johnson.

  • @coldwynn
    @coldwynn Před 2 lety +25

    The comedians just might save the country so long as their humor translates to action.

  • @Evehawk87
    @Evehawk87 Před 2 lety +762

    It’s extra fun when Stephen is angry and he is not happy with Sen Johnson.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +24

      The best comedy comes from pain, after all.

    • @JohnSmith-hj4mi
      @JohnSmith-hj4mi Před 2 lety +47

      Well, this mad-cow from WI had it coming for a while. What Mr. Colbert did tonight should be done to more of those cartoons, more often, by all thinking people all over the free media.

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 Před 2 lety +23

      With good reason

    • @Youvegotredonyou-BeckyChase
      @Youvegotredonyou-BeckyChase Před 2 lety +32

      I appreciate those more than you know. Being from Wisconsin and having to listen to his BS all the time is unbearable...it really is shocking how much support that man has around here...well...up north anyway!

    • @johndavidwolf4239
      @johndavidwolf4239 Před 2 lety +32

      @First Last : The real perverts are watching porn in the internet, not late night television, what are you, stuck in 1998?

  • @marshmallowdiptaco
    @marshmallowdiptaco Před 2 lety +42

    Oof, that Johnson burn was a burn to the johnson

  • @jamesschutte3338
    @jamesschutte3338 Před 2 lety +2

    The Ron Johnson joke! Please, please, please: More of that!

  • @seanmcdonald5859
    @seanmcdonald5859 Před 2 lety +3

    Another recent school shooting and somebody said " Hey, we should post a picture of Santa getting a gun"

  • @vash121086
    @vash121086 Před 2 lety +72

    That was a good smack down on Ron. Oh he got burned.

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 Před 2 lety +45

    C'mon, Stephen, you know better than to refer to right-wing lunatics like Marjorie Taylor Greene as "conservatives." "Nimrod" is right enough, though. Ron Johnson's comment about AIDS is just completely deranged from reality.

    • @JasonBoyce
      @JasonBoyce Před 2 lety +6

      Yeah apparently 750,000 dead Americans is "overhyped". The GOP seriously does not care about American lives

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 Před 2 lety +3

      @@JasonBoyce , Didn't you mean the GQP? v

  • @annb4013
    @annb4013 Před 2 lety +3

    Stephen! Stephen! Stephen! Loving you so hard about Ron and his Johnson right now!, 😂❤️🥰😎

  • @charlottegray6882
    @charlottegray6882 Před 2 lety +10

    This is pure comic genius. Intelligent, on point, and deeply funny. Is there a new writer in the house? This was truly special. And, of course, Colbert’s performance is spotless!

  • @joemartinez1587
    @joemartinez1587 Před 2 lety +10

    Excellent on comment to Ron Johnson!!

  • @Tuturial464
    @Tuturial464 Před 2 lety +374

    Stephen makes my day feel a lot better. Thanks Stephen

    • @joblessbum7
      @joblessbum7 Před 2 lety +15

      I look forward to his monologue on CZcams every night

    • @idlehour
      @idlehour Před 2 lety +6

      Stephen King's Misery is a gorgeous Australian film

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 Před 2 lety +3

      "you nimrod!"

    • @randomvintagefilm273
      @randomvintagefilm273 Před 2 lety

      Too bad he is nothing but a phucking propagandist. November is coming soon!

  • @fletchoid
    @fletchoid Před 2 lety +2

    The best burn of Ron Johnson I have ever heard.

  • @elizabethgrabeck970
    @elizabethgrabeck970 Před 2 lety +4

    Awesome show as usual, but i love it when he drops the f bomb, def needed for that senator, made my night

  • @000001willy
    @000001willy Před 2 lety +504

    That was one of Stephen's best monologues in a long time.

    • @najhoant
      @najhoant Před 2 lety +4

      Dated jokes about anime fans aside

    • @chrislash3481
      @chrislash3481 Před 2 lety +27

      @@najhoant found the anime fan.

    • @bethaniejify
      @bethaniejify Před 2 lety +3

      Agreed.

    • @couchpotato6270
      @couchpotato6270 Před 2 lety +15

      I liked it because he threw some F bombs in there, like I have started using ever since that Orange KOOKaid Wingnut came down the escalator.

    • @erik365365365
      @erik365365365 Před 2 lety +1

      Ruthless

  • @HaliousX
    @HaliousX Před 2 lety +62

    This was an exceptionally great monologue

  • @gilbertoborrero2014
    @gilbertoborrero2014 Před 2 lety +1

    There's nothing like a well deserved 'F' Bomb. Proper use of words are important. Kuddos, Mr. Colbert. Kuddos. 🤙

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 Před 2 lety +5

    "Well, if aids was overhyped, Senator Johnson, then I guess you don't have to wear protection when you go [bleep] yourself."
    Stars above, what a slam! 👏😆 Beautiful.

    • @robertmarmaduke9721
      @robertmarmaduke9721 Před 2 lety

      $565 BILLION down the rathole of Anthony Fauci and he's STILL pretending AIDS vaxx is just around the corner. That's enough government waste to support at least 2,418,560 orphans from Biden's 14042 No Jab No Job Apartheid Pogrom.

  • @bruiz5240
    @bruiz5240 Před 2 lety +17

    Stephen is on 🔥 tonight👏👏👏👍

  • @5749MiMi
    @5749MiMi Před 2 lety +123

    Anybody remember the Diamond Princess sitting on the dock in Japan? A cruise ship is a petrie dish for covid.

    • @chuckoneill2023
      @chuckoneill2023 Před 2 lety +2

      The passengers were forced to remain on that vessel, by the Japanese government, instead of being given proper medical treatment.

    • @melindamartinez6463
      @melindamartinez6463 Před 2 lety +13

      @@chuckoneill2023 Trump did the same thing. He figured that as long as they stayed out on the ship then the covid numbers wouldnt go up.

    • @luvmyrecords
      @luvmyrecords Před 2 lety +2

      Yes. Those of us who had worked for Princess in the past got in touch, and we all offered to send basic supplies that they had trouble getting.

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 Před 2 lety +4

      Sittin at a dock in Japan,
      Wasting tiiiiiiiimmmmeee

    • @breadyegg
      @breadyegg Před 2 lety

      @@nugboy420 I can't do what ten people tell me to do, so I guess I'll remain the same

  • @11cabadger
    @11cabadger Před 2 lety +14

    So many different facets of Stephen tonight: Righteous Stephen, Potty-Mouth Stephen, MEL-Subscriber Stephen, Sexy Dad Stephen, etc. And a big THANK YOU for the advice to Marjorie and the Johnson. Wish the WI Qpublicans would listen & believe 🥺

  • @maxdakota111
    @maxdakota111 Před 2 lety +1

    The Ron Johnson joke was absolutely great!!

  • @TheTuubster
    @TheTuubster Před 2 lety +100

    If you lack the competence and intelligence to solve a problem: Deny that the problem exists and use psychological and physical violence to force others to comply to that fantasy.

    • @michaelmccluskey1155
      @michaelmccluskey1155 Před 2 lety

      Don’t go away mad……

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds Před 2 lety +5

      My step-brother's attempted tactic against me. Too bad he's banned from Facebook now.

    • @jessragan6714
      @jessragan6714 Před 2 lety +1

      Eventually you reach a point where it's easier and cheaper to just fix the problem than pretend it's not there. I'm not sure we're there yet, though.

    • @ricktherockandroller
      @ricktherockandroller Před 2 lety +2

      @Lynn Geek the age old "I'm rubber and your glue" defense. Good job Einstein.

  • @SageScypher
    @SageScypher Před 2 lety +6

    Ey leave my innocent body pillow out of this!🤣

  • @diedertspijkerboer
    @diedertspijkerboer Před 2 lety +2

    I wonder what went on in the head of that person who expected to get away with a fake arm. Very little?

  • @Arational
    @Arational Před 2 lety +8

    GOP says Covid is overhyped
    GOP is pissed because overhyping things is their standard operating procedure.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 Před 2 lety

      It's weird, isn't it? Three-quarters of a million dead, yet if you go by right-wing media, our biggest problems are CRT and border crossings.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 Před 2 lety

      Oh, and Hunter Biden. Somehow he's important again recently.

  • @rosslynstandingwater4994
    @rosslynstandingwater4994 Před 2 lety +13

    Stephen bringing that fire tonight!!🔥🔥

  • @MartaWomack
    @MartaWomack Před 2 lety +609

    I like when Stephen makes politics sound absurd. It takes the edge off of the reality of just how corrupt and evil the political world has actually become. Great job!

    • @CrymsynMoon
      @CrymsynMoon Před 2 lety +19

      "Making politics sound absurd", also known as anytime anyone talks about politics.

    • @hareeshkrishnaa5642
      @hareeshkrishnaa5642 Před 2 lety +6

      Yeah

    • @grimsvaultstreaming3956
      @grimsvaultstreaming3956 Před 2 lety +2

      but hes part of the lefts corrupt cvult so

    • @Timithydwolf
      @Timithydwolf Před 2 lety +17

      As an NPA I have noticed it on both sides. But the most abundantly corrupt is the Republicans. Democrats seems to be getting overwhelmed with people who actually want to do good for the country and not whoever pays them more.

    • @grimsvaultstreaming3956
      @grimsvaultstreaming3956 Před 2 lety

      @@Timithydwolf lol so wrong its not even funny do some research kid you will learn how fake everything they do is

  • @scottonandrew
    @scottonandrew Před 2 lety +1

    Here's a tip....If you are on a cruise ship, assume COVID is EVERYWHERE!!!!

  • @pmeagle
    @pmeagle Před 2 lety +4

    4:39 The italian with the fake arm to dogde the vaccine is now a living legendary meme XD

  • @ecchihead
    @ecchihead Před 2 lety +3

    Stephen, you leave my bodypillows out of this damnit. I thought we talked about this..

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 Před 2 lety +278

    “People who go to anime conventions have friends?”
    I feel attacked.

  • @MariaBareiss
    @MariaBareiss Před 2 lety +5

    Anyone else love Jon Batiste's reaction to Stephen's callout of Johnson? That was perfection!

  • @Shieldmaiden313
    @Shieldmaiden313 Před 2 lety +6

    Wouldn't be surprised if my neighbor calls the cops on me cuz I just scream "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUUUUURRRRRNNNNNN" With that Sen Johnson BURN!!!!

  • @samwingender
    @samwingender Před 2 lety +92

    Be safe out there, everyone.

  • @cynthiakozikowski1765
    @cynthiakozikowski1765 Před 2 lety +14

    Beautiful comment by Stephen about Russian Ron. That cracked me up

  • @perpetualgrimace
    @perpetualgrimace Před 2 lety +7

    "People that go to anime convention have friends?"
    Ouch, that hurts...
    ...from laughing too much at it 😂

  • @irishgirllyDR
    @irishgirllyDR Před 2 lety +5

    Be thankful he isn't your senator. Hoping we only have to live with that schmoe until next year.

  • @lesbethtacioni1733
    @lesbethtacioni1733 Před 2 lety +47

    The "YEAH" guy in the audience is living his best life

  • @geetikaa2874
    @geetikaa2874 Před 2 lety +82

    Everyday my love and respect for this man increase manifolds

    • @ke9082
      @ke9082 Před 2 lety +1

      Manifolds? Lol 😂 tenfold is the expression but go off.

    • @pityparty9955
      @pityparty9955 Před 2 lety

      And his writers

    • @MercenaryMuse
      @MercenaryMuse Před 2 lety

      How mamy varieties if respect and love do you have?

  • @ginahill503
    @ginahill503 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how they Reps say Covid is "overhyped"...and then they drop dead of it. lol

  • @janetseidlitz5976
    @janetseidlitz5976 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you Stephen, for telling Johnson where to put his!

  • @laurawatters914
    @laurawatters914 Před 2 lety +8

    I LOVE THIS MAN!!! HILARIOUS 😆 I'm so glad it's Monday!! 😊💓✌️

  • @x5775
    @x5775 Před 2 lety +63

    It doesn't get much funnier than this! Thanks, Stephen!

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 Před 2 lety +1

      It would be funny if it wasn't so horrifyingly terrifying !

  • @realhorrorshow8547
    @realhorrorshow8547 Před 2 lety +1

    Nobody tell Marje Greene about the Original Ray's Pizza Ray, she'll think it starts forest fires and causes Covid.

  • @jameswall007
    @jameswall007 Před 2 lety +1

    06:54 The art of scarcity, produces bold strokes when needed. Excellent use of your very-seldom profanity. 👍👍

  • @teonnaweakfall1606
    @teonnaweakfall1606 Před 2 lety +30

    Stephen is on a roll. And I like it 😁.

  • @Br0nto5aurus
    @Br0nto5aurus Před 2 lety +183

    The QFC next to where I work locks up their baby formula. Imagine managing a store owned by a company that grosses $120 billion/year, finding out there are babies in your community who are so hungry their parents resort to stealing, and going "aaaawwww no, those babies can starve". They don't lock up their wine, but a $15 tub of infant formula, that has to be kept under lock and key? It's disgusting.

    • @faroteur96
      @faroteur96 Před 2 lety +22

      Welcome to Capitalism...

    • @cloudwatcher608
      @cloudwatcher608 Před 2 lety +28

      It’s very common for stores to at least have extra security cameras around the formula aisle. My wife has breast fed all of our babies, which I am so thankful for; it’s definitely not easy for her, but it’s free, healthy, and reliable. I know some women can’t breast feed or choose not to for whatever reason, and they should be able to get formula no matter their socioeconomic situation.

    • @rabidsamfan
      @rabidsamfan Před 2 lety +23

      Baby formula also gets used to cut drugs. That’s why it is a high theft item, even when there isn’t a shortage.

    • @blackened144
      @blackened144 Před 2 lety +4

      @@rabidsamfan Ive known some people that spend all their food stamps on it, then return it at other stores for cash refund or store credit to buy things like alcohol or cigs.

    • @nodensbertilak6855
      @nodensbertilak6855 Před 2 lety +4

      @@rabidsamfan lol, you watch too many movies

  • @o.c.kiddkidd5163
    @o.c.kiddkidd5163 Před 2 lety +3

    I assume that the toilet paper shortage is what brought us the explosion of affordable bidet attachments.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 Před 2 lety +1

      I got mine a year beforehand, but either way, they're great!

  • @tatianagochez-kerr5185
    @tatianagochez-kerr5185 Před 2 lety +1

    Excellent excellent excellent:
    "Because it's not contagious you nimrod!
    It's like comparing apples to CANCER!"

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Před 2 lety +55

    If Omicron came from an anime convention then we have to be careful because that's not even its final form. Luckily, there will be about 10 months of filler while it powers up.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +1

      I understood that reference.

    • @davecassin7002
      @davecassin7002 Před 2 lety +1

      Dragon ball z style

    • @CitanulsPumpkin
      @CitanulsPumpkin Před 2 lety +3

      Nah. Omicron strikes me as a one punch man fanboi. It'll strike fast out of nowhere, be devastating, and then we'll still have 20 minutes of show with the characters walking around talking at each other about their hopes and dreams while Pi, Rho, and Sigma gear up to hit us in the first 2 minutes of the next episode.

    • @danielbaig6094
      @danielbaig6094 Před 2 lety

      Also, presumably, we'll be able to tell the infected because their hair will get extra spiky, and lightning will crackle around them. And those with the Omi-Shonen-cron variant will be prone to proclaiming that they CAN'T give up because they're going to save EVERYBODY! (While they say this, they will be spitting out enough blood to put out a small campfire.)

  • @anro7137
    @anro7137 Před 2 lety +7

    Stephen was on fire tonight! Well done!

  • @baddiss74
    @baddiss74 Před 2 lety +1

    That one guy in the audience really felt that Marjorie tailor green joke 🤣

  • @warrenbrophy
    @warrenbrophy Před 2 lety +1

    That was one of my favorite ever GFYs!!!! Well done!

  • @MaggieMorrissey1916
    @MaggieMorrissey1916 Před 2 lety +5

    Love the booing. Warms my heart. Little bit of faith in humanity restored.

  • @timetodestination9538
    @timetodestination9538 Před 2 lety +275

    "People go to animate fest convention have friends?"
    Ouch, that hurts...

    • @kirstbielle
      @kirstbielle Před 2 lety +27

      "people who go to Anime Convention have friends?!"
      I don't watch anime but I have a bunch of friends that do and I felt that lol

    • @johnnymurray6275
      @johnnymurray6275 Před 2 lety +25

      That' was an Excellent burn coming from a fellow scfi nerd like Colbo😃

    • @justinhackbarth8147
      @justinhackbarth8147 Před 2 lety +6

      Yeah, this joke stung.

    • @WT.....
      @WT..... Před 2 lety +17

      As a massive anime fan, was really surprised to see Stephen knew more brutal truths about the community than the Repubs and their 'research' combined.

    • @DiscoFang
      @DiscoFang Před 2 lety +8

      What makes this comment funny is that Animates is a pet store chain where I live.

  • @Charles-vd3vc
    @Charles-vd3vc Před 2 lety +14

    The more people who are not vaccinated, gives more opportunities for more aggressive, resistant, and deadly variants to emerge.

  • @deanaderrick3474
    @deanaderrick3474 Před 2 lety +4

    Again for the millionth time, THANK YOU for saying the exact things that we all want to scream, particularly re this recent HIV comment. Thank you.

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 Před 2 lety +10

    What? We have left over f-bombs we can still use on the show in 2021? Done.

  • @geoffreygarsson9275
    @geoffreygarsson9275 Před 2 lety +101

    Is it me or is Steven having a BBQ? Because he's roasting a lot of of people who brought their small hot dogs.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před 2 lety +9

      That was chef's kiss perfection!

    • @Adyen11234
      @Adyen11234 Před 2 lety +8

      ooof. That fire for the AIDS thing was just perfect.

    • @357CLOUDY
      @357CLOUDY Před 2 lety +1

      🤣😂

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 Před 2 lety +2

      Small, unprotected hot dogs.

  • @patrickwhite4449
    @patrickwhite4449 Před 2 lety +1

    Does that mean in 4 days that one of Santa’s elves is gonna shoot up the workshop?

  • @b42indep43
    @b42indep43 Před 2 lety +4

    I am ashamed to say that Johnson is one of my two Senators but... Stephen's suggestion is wonderful.

  • @templarknight456
    @templarknight456 Před 2 lety +15

    Marjorie is a great example to me. She helps me realize that I'm not a complete idiot like I think I am.

  • @cpmf2112
    @cpmf2112 Před 2 lety +12

    The War on Christmas will never be over until Christmas stops the illegal occupation of November.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před 2 lety +2

      And creeping,oozing into October..... WHAT

  • @tiffnohelee
    @tiffnohelee Před 2 lety +25

    Colbert at his best. The man is a comedic genius.

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm introducing a new term: The Colburn, when Stephen delivers a devastating burn, it is now known to me as a Colburn. Lol

  • @GoGreen1977
    @GoGreen1977 Před 2 lety +85

    That sheriff and Santa are just like the Crumbleys. "It's Christmas! Let's go get a gun!"

    • @samuelsirota2816
      @samuelsirota2816 Před 2 lety

      At least Santa is following the Law

    • @emilyfeagin2673
      @emilyfeagin2673 Před 2 lety

      I want a flame throwing drone. Sadly they are on back order like everything else

    • @bhackaa
      @bhackaa Před 2 lety

      Maybe he will save some kid's life when a nutjob comes in killing random people at a mall like they do on a regular basis.

  • @markmullaney2136
    @markmullaney2136 Před 2 lety +11

    Jesus, Lord... I love this Guy!

  • @ocean1233
    @ocean1233 Před 2 lety

    Gave your Remark about Send Johnson a
    STANDING OVATION 👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @angelaa3732
    @angelaa3732 Před 2 lety +4

    I live in Germany, where the restrictions are much more rigorous, and I am totally happy with that!! I am happy that at least NY is doing something to protect people who want to be protected, and have taken measures to do so...