Ash and Gary realize god’s creations are flawed. I recorded this with a head cold so I’m sorry if it’s not up to par. Kinda edgy kinda scary Second channel: @Solidusjj Patreon: / solidjj
I was so positive Ash was gonna command Squirtle to use Water Gun at the end because of the peer pressure but Gary actually wanting to see Charmander die while Lavender Town was playing was just perfect.
Oh no not cheating the game, he means cheating fate. He knows Ash is on the road to the dark side and that there's nothing anyone can do to deter him from that path.
@@syahidkacak actually that's from the game and you don't actually play as Ash actually play as red and the rival is actually named Blue and so that way you're not actually Ash and the rival is not Gary
“You don’t understand, Ash. If this Charmander can die. So can the rest. So can pikachu, so can gastly, even that damned talking meowth. But you still don’t see it, do you? Why I’m doing this? Arceus. Ash, I’ll find it. And I’ll end it. And when I do. I won’t be a god, ash. I’ll be better. I’ll have killed God.”
Logic error. Demonstrating that one pokemon can die in no way demonstrates that all pokemon can die. After all, some pokemon are ALREADY dead and it doesn't seem to be slowing them down any.
I mean, blood will come out from doing that, which would only make it worse, Best case scenario is either fleeing from this pokemon trainer battle or throwing a pokeball and steal Squirtle so Gary doesn't get it killed.
@@dylanzlol7293 Assuming the games' rules are in effect, he can't run away from a trainer battle and if he threw a Pokeball Gary would just swat it away. Also Charmander is the one in trouble here, not Squirtle.
The switch between "Stop wasting time already," and "Aren't you just a little bit curious," is such a minor shift in the conversation, but it instantly adds an entirely fucked up context out of nowhere. Fantastic
Well I mean.... From a more scientific perspective these pokemon are like living god's with how much they withstand yet this ONE will apparently fully die if it's tail goes out..... so that means they tried it somewhere already out of curiosity in the real show. Think about that. The pokidex was made by science.
@@matthewcurry3565 To be fair, it's more likely that these discoveries came from tragic accidents, and the pokedex entries were written to make sure young trainers wouldn't make the same mistakes.
@@brandonvelde5774 Yes indeed. Just like the nazis experiments in which the usa immediately bought, and learned a lot from..... Tragic little accidents.
I really like that you actually sometimes incorporate OOC silliness and other times have them reacting to a canon-impossible situation in character, perfectly yet still creatively. I definitely like that you had Ash apply his brain and stand his moral ground after he learned a Pokemon could perish, just like canon Ash from when the series first started would.
That music at 0:58 is a creepy touch because it's the Lavender town music that's notorious for where people go to mourn their dead pokemon. It's that kind of attention to detail that makes this channel so awesome.
I've always thought that the Pokedex had it backwards. That if Charmander's tail goes out, it's already dead, because it uses a thermite reaction to keep the flame going and it going out means the body is out of oxygen. Kind of supported by Pokemon Origins where Charizard's tail is on fire under water.
"To see the life leave his eyes, to see gods become as weak as man." - This is something lex Luthor would say when coercing Batman in killing Big Blue.
Honestly props to you for using the Lavender Town theme in a way that was actually unsettling. The way Gary calmly asks "aren't you even a little curious?" as it begins was super well executed. It was like a scene out of something like The Shining where it becomes clear the exact moment that Gary loses his last marble.
Every time I think "surely he must have run out of ways to subvert/make fun of a nerd media trope" you find another one. Truly, you're an exemplar of this craft. If you're not remembered decades from now, then that would be a tragedy.
the idea that the true horrific evil in the Pokemon universe is Gary, who isn't even after money but just the feeling of God he gets after killing Pokemon, is hilarious to me.
I like to imagine that Gary knows that his Charmander isn't going to die from Squirtle's water-based attacks and that he's just messing with Ash for kicks.
Fun fact: the fire is actually really hard to put out. There’s a scene where a charizard (yeah I know, but it’s the same Pokémon just smaller) falls in a pool of water, and it takes a solid minute for it to run out. *completely covered in water*
@@dumpyfan3362 Yeah. That is still in line with the entry. The entry says that they die if the flame goes out. The flame did not go out, therefore it did not die.
thats true, but in the indigo league they make it to be a really big deal since one of the episodes the group was trying to make sure the charmander's tail wouldnt go out as they specified it would die, but idk thats just one source so
Another great thing to think about, Gary has a charmander and Ash a squirtle, since they haven’t evolved its safe to assume this one of the first few pokemon battles they’ve been in. Because of this theres a good possibility that Gary got Charmander for the sole purpose of testing his theory out..
Usually they just make him dumber. That said, I'd actually would like to see something like SAO Abridged where he _starts out_ dumber (with Kirito starting out more antisocial in SAO Abridged) but starts to realize the harsh realties of the world when he starts having to properly earn his badges. Of course it would have to skip and or cut down most of the filler to pull that off because Pokemon Abridged series always seem to end way too early...
Best part is, this also has actual bits of lore to this. Not only does Ash ask to switch his Pokémon, meaning most likely they are near Oak’s lab as neither one has had time to check each others Pokémon meaning this is the first rival battle, but then Gary says that he wants to see his charmander die so he can, “see Gods become as weak as man.” He sees even the smallest Pokémon as Gods. He views these Pocket Monsters to be beings of unparalleled power and strength than mere mortals can rarely if ever even hope to scratch, with him likely having had this view for a long time before this. Heck, his grandpa is a Professor of these things, which to him would be like having a Priest of a tangible God as your father. And now that he’s become 10, he’s been given full control of a baby God. He wants to see what happens when those who conquered death are thrown to the wolves. He wants to see what happens when the Gods are unable to fight back. And maybe, when the Baby God is dead, he can find out what allows them to generate offspring that can launch attacks like “Hyper Beam” or “Protect” or “Telekinesis.” After all, if he can find a physical cause _he can likely replicate it with technology._
Fun fact: They retconned it so that the flame is an indicator of a Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard’s health. The tail flame goes out when it dies, but the tail flame going out doesn’t cause its death. In-universe, they made it a new discovery by a Pokémon professor like Oak.
I mean, the situations were different. What happened with Jessie was unintentional, while here he's being asked to take a life just to see what it would feel like.
Palps: "Strike me down with all your hatred, and your path to the dark side will be complete" Gary: "Strike my pokemon down with all your power, and our curiosity to watching a godly creature's life fade in its eyes will be complete" Palps: "... What the fuck?"
Gary was never the same after his grandfather's mind had crumbled away from his rapidly advancing dementia. Spending too much time around a man descending into madness had sparked the latent psychopathy hidden inside all men, causing him to enact what he considered to be a kindness in finally ending Oak's suffering. It left a scar on his soul that would never heal
I have a theory that this happened before that which is why Ash calls him Gary and not his real name Dl3ck-F&cc. Ash told prof Oak what happened here. Gary does not care for Pokemon because they cant speak for themselves so him and Ash are teaching Gary a lesson by not hearing anything he says and naming him D F and giving him trauma which he deserves for giving Ash trauma
I think that part is misunderstood. I believe Charmander's flame is more of a status indicator rather than his life force. When it dies, it will go out, no the other way around.
I think you misunderstand just how dark Pokemon can be when it comes to specific details in both the English and the original Japanese versions. Since the detail about Charmander has already been confirmed to you by another commenter, here's another one: A Cubone... wears its mother's skull. Oh, and let's not forget in one of the movies, a certain Celebi almost clearly dies. Heck, Ash has almost died sometimes.
@@isaiahgeorge906 we dont even need the talk about the pokemon thats literally just a dead persons ghost carrying a mask of its original face to get to the dark parts of pokemon.
"a cruel act of God" describes a ton of Pokémon. Shit, Scizor's Mega Evolution specifies it will literally melt from the inside out if it fights for too long. There's a ton of Pokémon that look like their existence is pure pain and I think that's because someone on the creative team got tired of making games for kids or something
I go off of hte idea of Pokedex entries being a mix of mythological stories of varying degrees of truth and actual science, personally, and you probably should.
@@RollingBobbyJones I mean, they're brought about only through a bond between man and mon. Seems more like a burden the mon puts itself under for their trainer's sake.
doesn't mega garchomp's dex entry say that the reason why chomp's arms change is that they straight up melted into that shape through mega evolution? And different from Scizor, it doesn't happen only if x thing occurs, it will happen every single time garchomp mega evolves, that sounds painful af
I see that after Professor Oak forgot his name, Gary realized how fragile and thin family connections were and became a sadist. He decided to abandon connections to not get hurt and wanted to ascend into godhood... Edit: corrected from masochist to sadist
@@commanderjason7786 that Gary's Raticate fainted for good after the Pokemon battle on the cruise ship because he couldn't get it to a Pokemon Center the reason people believe this is because Gary's radicate doesn't appear in his party after this
@@commanderjason7786 the Raticate Gary has at some point in the game is implied (at some degree) to have died after you beat it in battle. There's a scene where Gary is in the graveyard tower place that has a name I can't remember and he says he's there to see his Pokémon or something. I haven't touched any of the games in a while so my memory's fuzzy but basically your character killed one of Gary's Pokémon.
@@commanderjason7786 When you fight Gary during pokemon red and blue, aboard the SS ANNE, he has a radicate, when you run into him next, it's in the pokemon tower in lavender town. His radicate isn't on his team anymore, and it's never seen again. It's theorized that the damage you gave radicate during your battle on the SS ANNE was fatal, and gary couldn't get to a pokemon center in time, and his radicate died. And as the theory goes, the reason he was in the pokemon tower, is because he was burying his radicate. The radicate that you killed.
I would've expected Ash to actually go for it in the ending and then both of them react to the result, based on how off the rails these skits usually go.
The fact that Gary even sounds similar to Heath Ledger's Joker makes it even more convincing that Gary lost his mind and has a God complex for life in general
I love JJ's twists. It's so easy to make fun of ash's stupidity and loose morals but it's nearly unheard of to joke about Gary unless it's a "Blue is in love with Red" type of deal.
This might be the finest silly little meme vid I have ever scene. So many little elements building on top of each other. It had characterization and the start of character arcs for Christ' sake, lol
I remember MULTIPLE episodes talking about how Psychic didn't work on Ghost... when... uh... A) Psychic was neutral on ghost and B) back then *every single ghost was part poison, which is weak to psychic, which meant every single ghost was weak to psychic!*
That first "Aren't you a little bit curious?" took me out so quickly. Like my brain had to reboot to actually process the insanity of what I just heard.
I feel like this would have been better if you switched their roles, not only because Gary actually chose Squirtle, but also because I think it'd be funny to see Ash being the sadistic one, and the cocky rival Gary being the one that is concerned about Ash's Charmander's mortality in such a battle.
It's scarily hilarious that Lavender Town's theme started playing in my head at the EXACT moment the video does. It's like he knew when we'd start finding shit creepy.
How do you get to hell? Very simple: claim that you're innocent. How do you get to heaven? Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy. How to know if you're guilty or not? Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible. Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police. Do not lie. Do not steal. Do not commit adultery. Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word. There are six more but let's just leave it at that. How many lies have you told in your life? Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you? Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman. How many times a day do you do that? Do you use God's name as a cuss word? Would you do that with your own mother's name? If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty. God can justly punish you and send you to hell. Ask him for mercy. His name is Jesus. It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine. The fine is death. Ezekiel 18:20 - "The soul who sins shall die. That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy. Option A. You die for your own sins. Option B. Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you. ...
@@FriendlyFloyd7 Actually, it's a CZcams comment section talking about a meme video which is using Pokémon as a backdrop for it's perverse cultural commentary. If you are not interested in eternal life feel free to ignore my comments.
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@@Jpx0999 No one, is a lot of people. I don't think you speak for everyone. People have told me they reported for spam at least 30 times, I've never heard anything from CZcams. How many lives have you told in your life?
I was so positive Ash was gonna command Squirtle to use Water Gun at the end because of the peer pressure but Gary actually wanting to see Charmander die while Lavender Town was playing was just perfect.
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@MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ deez nuts are here
Proud of Ash for having better morality then Gary and not caving to his peer pressure.
eyyy a rosebud! How's it growing?!
everything solid jj puts out completely subverts your expectations
"Can I at least switch pokémon?"
"Oh, so now you resorted to cheating?!"
Dude, that's been a core mechanic for 25+ years
Oh no not cheating the game, he means cheating fate. He knows Ash is on the road to the dark side and that there's nothing anyone can do to deter him from that path.
I think Gary took that question as switching his pokemon for free, like without using his turn
He meant doing it without wasting a turn, which is cheating
Oh no, no, no, for you see that has been tournament banned since at least ‘08.
He meant without wasting a turn i believe like taking back his decision of his battle starter
The "aren't you even just a little bit curious Ash?" line makes the fact that Gary ended up becoming a researcher really fucked up.
...You... you are RIGHT! Someone need tell Oak... wait... I think Oak has lost his mind too...
@@lucaselias9824 whats his name ash?
With this course of action if he ever had a daughter and a Growlith... Well they'd be inseparable.
Also the fact his Raticate died
@@suraivase7285…Edward…. 😅
I genuinely did a spit take after Gary said “aren’t you just a little curious ash?” This is comedic genius
First
Spit take?
@@philipbushby9462 are we saying first under people's comments now? Really?
@@user-rk1hi7sd5pok
@@spongebobsquarepants2981 maybe they meant sip take but mispelled it, or it's a little known term for another act
After he was forgotten by his grandpa , Gary will make sure no one forget him anymore.....no matter how
Dark
New SolidJJ lore
So Dark!
This comment made me laugh more than either of the videos!
Oh yeah, it's all comming together
When Gary said “aren’t you even just a little bit curious Ash?”
That’s when this video went from good to great
Yeah it was a 'oh shit moment' and the lavender town theme starting to play was just icing on the cake
Yeah, and I guess it was a slight mood change when he made the very compelling argument and reasonable point of *"Kill. KILL! **_KIIIIIIILL!!!!!"_*
I straight up thought he was going to manipulate Ash into attacking and then straight up killshot charmander but I'm so glad I was wrong
Funny how there's a theory that Gary's Raticate died to Ash
@@syahidkacak actually that's from the game and you don't actually play as Ash actually play as red and the rival is actually named Blue and so that way you're not actually Ash and the rival is not Gary
He literally went from "Just finish this fight" to "Aren't you just a bit curious?" to "KILL" in a minute and an half lol
Well in Gary defense "Aren't you just é bit curious?" to "KILL" is not that far.
Life be like that sometimes.
“You don’t understand, Ash. If this Charmander can die. So can the rest. So can pikachu, so can gastly, even that damned talking meowth. But you still don’t see it, do you? Why I’m doing this? Arceus. Ash, I’ll find it. And I’ll end it. And when I do. I won’t be a god, ash. I’ll be better. I’ll have killed God.”
Oh God
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@@BananaTrooper3650 Oh Gary*
oh my -god- gary
Logic error. Demonstrating that one pokemon can die in no way demonstrates that all pokemon can die. After all, some pokemon are ALREADY dead and it doesn't seem to be slowing them down any.
"Squirtle, ignore Charmender, attacks Gary."
-good ending.
I mean, blood will come out from doing that, which would only make it worse, Best case scenario is either fleeing from this pokemon trainer battle or throwing a pokeball and steal Squirtle so Gary doesn't get it killed.
Pokemon doesn't choose violence often enough 😂
@@dylanzlol7293 Assuming the games' rules are in effect, he can't run away from a trainer battle and if he threw a Pokeball Gary would just swat it away.
Also Charmander is the one in trouble here, not Squirtle.
"Charmander, take the blow for me!"
@@floricel_112 the worse ending
This truly says a lot about how you can use a frying pan as a drying pan
I don't get it
@Calm Belt Performing for you and if you know the words you can join in too!
@@sonman3694 It's a quote from Brock in the Pokemon series, you can find the clip on CZcams
If Charmander were to die my frying pan would become a crying pan.
I loved that line from Brock in Mewtwo Returns.
"To see God become as weak as Man" is such a raw ass line and I can't believe it's in a Solid JJ episode featuring Pokemon
I’m never prepared for a JJ plot twist and the “aren’t you curious” genuinely scared me
Gary is actually just playing a high-level psychological game. The video should be titled "Ash's biggest weakness" instead
Ash was played. Gary wins
Brodutcs wtf are you guys videoes 😂
Gary is the greatest duelist of them all
I swear i see this guy comment EVERYWHERE
Gary masters psychological warfare
The switch between "Stop wasting time already," and "Aren't you just a little bit curious," is such a minor shift in the conversation, but it instantly adds an entirely fucked up context out of nowhere. Fantastic
It's incredible how quickly things can turn dark
Who the facks Gary I came here looking for dikefuack
Well I mean.... From a more scientific perspective these pokemon are like living god's with how much they withstand yet this ONE will apparently fully die if it's tail goes out..... so that means they tried it somewhere already out of curiosity in the real show. Think about that. The pokidex was made by science.
@@matthewcurry3565 To be fair, it's more likely that these discoveries came from tragic accidents, and the pokedex entries were written to make sure young trainers wouldn't make the same mistakes.
@@brandonvelde5774 Yes indeed. Just like the nazis experiments in which the usa immediately bought, and learned a lot from..... Tragic little accidents.
I really like that you actually sometimes incorporate OOC silliness and other times have them reacting to a canon-impossible situation in character, perfectly yet still creatively.
I definitely like that you had Ash apply his brain and stand his moral ground after he learned a Pokemon could perish, just like canon Ash from when the series first started would.
fanfic author (you) moment
@@danielthecake8617 that's a good thing
That music at 0:58 is a creepy touch because it's the Lavender town music that's notorious for where people go to mourn their dead pokemon. It's that kind of attention to detail that makes this channel so awesome.
I love how Gary devolves from indifference to actually encouraging Ash to kill it.
All those years of Oak favouring Pokemon over his own grandson really got to him.
Man Bites Dog moment
He probably assumed Ash would kill it without thinking but when Ash hesitated he started applying pressure
kinda like the guy in your profile, went from acting oblivious to just outright telling 2 people to throw each other into deadly lava
that's good to know bub.
Seeing Ash care about the mortality of a pokemon for once sure is interesting considering the hundreds of times he violated the Geneva conventions.
geneva suggestions
@@OmniDan26 fuck I was gonna make that joke goddamnit
geneva checklist
Geneva to-do list
Can't have Geneva Conventions if there's no Geneva.
I've always thought that the Pokedex had it backwards. That if Charmander's tail goes out, it's already dead, because it uses a thermite reaction to keep the flame going and it going out means the body is out of oxygen.
Kind of supported by Pokemon Origins where Charizard's tail is on fire under water.
"To see the life leave his eyes, to see gods become as weak as man." - This is something lex Luthor would say when coercing Batman in killing Big Blue.
I love how that perfectly fits Gary’s character and yet I didn’t see it coming
Gary’s raticate died. That’s why he was on the Pokémon gravesite.
he literally doesn't care anymore
Yeah, and I guess it was a slight mood change when he made the very compelling and reasonable point of *"Kill. KILL! **_KIIIIIIILL!!!!!"_*
😆 I would have killed Gary 😆
o WheN yOU pUt It ThaT wAy GarY
Charzard burn Gary a live
Man. Professor Oak forgetting Gary's name really broke him.
true
Oh please! Like Oak could ever forget a name as memorable as ASSFART.
I just named him POO-MAN
@@midgetydeath I thought it was STUPID.
Who's Gary?
The sudden mood shift from “make your move ash” to “aren’t you just a little bit curious” is so fucking great
I was expecting Ash to accidentally extinguish the flame on Charmanders tail and panic about what happened, this was equally terrifying.
Ash is actually being aware and careful for once. I’m proud of him.
Sqme, bro
Fucking bots
Bro why so many bots???
Bot moment
I'm surprised he's actually aware of this, unlike the multiple times he send a Pikachu to a fight with ground types
Honestly props to you for using the Lavender Town theme in a way that was actually unsettling. The way Gary calmly asks "aren't you even a little curious?" as it begins was super well executed. It was like a scene out of something like The Shining where it becomes clear the exact moment that Gary loses his last marble.
Yeah it was amazing
@Melon Musk Oh, _beautiful._ Now they’ve invaded Solid JJ’s videos.
@@TheAndrewj96 and CZcams will do jackshit about them, so one lost on CZcams and a miserable lost for our solidjj
So true though, that gave me chills.
@@TheAndrewj96 don't respond to the bots. CZcams is less likely to accept they are spam if you do. Makes it harder to successfully report them.
Every time I think "surely he must have run out of ways to subvert/make fun of a nerd media trope" you find another one. Truly, you're an exemplar of this craft. If you're not remembered decades from now, then that would be a tragedy.
the idea that the true horrific evil in the Pokemon universe is Gary, who isn't even after money but just the feeling of God he gets after killing Pokemon, is hilarious to me.
Honestly this is justified psychological torture as revenge for that time Ash exploited Gary's grandfather's Alzheimer's
Yup, Ash should have thought twice before telling Professor Oak that Gary's name was Dickfuck.
that's exactly what i thought
"Now Ash, I will have my revenge over the memories you put in my grandfather's mind just to have a laugh on me!"
"As you wish, ASSUCKER".
Wait, you mean his name is Gary and not AssBreath? How the fuck did I not know this?
"Justified psychological torture" bruh
Hearing Ash say “that’s a cruel act of god” is a hell of a time
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@internet drone Arceus: You dare?
I like to imagine that Gary knows that his Charmander isn't going to die from Squirtle's water-based attacks and that he's just messing with Ash for kicks.
Fun fact: the fire is actually really hard to put out. There’s a scene where a charizard (yeah I know, but it’s the same Pokémon just smaller) falls in a pool of water, and it takes a solid minute for it to run out. *completely covered in water*
To be completely fair, there are multiple instances where the Pokedex has been proven wrong.
Ya when Charizard went underwater and it's tailflame kept burning
Such as?
I think it was a mistranslation that was fixed in latter entries, the tail goes out when it dies but it dosent die if the tail goes out.
@@dumpyfan3362 Yeah. That is still in line with the entry. The entry says that they die if the flame goes out. The flame did not go out, therefore it did not die.
thats true, but in the indigo league they make it to be a really big deal since one of the episodes the group was trying to make sure the charmander's tail wouldnt go out as they specified it would die, but idk thats just one source so
Ash being concerned and rational in these parodies is hilarious.
I can't stop laughing
Perhaps what makes it most hilarious is the implication that Season 1 Ash ever had a rational thought get anywhere near his head.
@Melon Musk *SHUT UP BOT*
I want to see one where ash gets Charizard to listen using reverse psychology
Another great thing to think about, Gary has a charmander and Ash a squirtle, since they haven’t evolved its safe to assume this one of the first few pokemon battles they’ve been in. Because of this theres a good possibility that Gary got Charmander for the sole purpose of testing his theory out..
The timing of music, the well selected words, script etc, bro you are a genius. Saw almost all of your videos in 1 night.
All that I've learned from this is that Gary has an extreme God complex
It's true
And allso on a path to become a cerial killer
Or, Gary is just done with being at the bottom of the food chain
Somebody give that man a Death Note
Makes sense in the solid JJ universe
Ash being the only person who realizes the insanity of the Pokémon universe and its Pokédex entries sounds like the plot of an abridged series.
I would love that
Are there two bots now.
And in regards to that Pokémon Abridged Series Plot Ideal, someone do that.
@@rjfrost7090 i agree with that to be honest as that will be interesting to see. Espically pokemon 2000 that abridge ash would say.
@@rjfrost7090 This is getting out of hand, no there are two of them
Usually they just make him dumber. That said, I'd actually would like to see something like SAO Abridged where he _starts out_ dumber (with Kirito starting out more antisocial in SAO Abridged) but starts to realize the harsh realties of the world when he starts having to properly earn his badges. Of course it would have to skip and or cut down most of the filler to pull that off because Pokemon Abridged series always seem to end way too early...
Best part is, this also has actual bits of lore to this. Not only does Ash ask to switch his Pokémon, meaning most likely they are near Oak’s lab as neither one has had time to check each others Pokémon meaning this is the first rival battle, but then Gary says that he wants to see his charmander die so he can, “see Gods become as weak as man.” He sees even the smallest Pokémon as Gods. He views these Pocket Monsters to be beings of unparalleled power and strength than mere mortals can rarely if ever even hope to scratch, with him likely having had this view for a long time before this. Heck, his grandpa is a Professor of these things, which to him would be like having a Priest of a tangible God as your father. And now that he’s become 10, he’s been given full control of a baby God. He wants to see what happens when those who conquered death are thrown to the wolves. He wants to see what happens when the Gods are unable to fight back. And maybe, when the Baby God is dead, he can find out what allows them to generate offspring that can launch attacks like “Hyper Beam” or “Protect” or “Telekinesis.” After all, if he can find a physical cause _he can likely replicate it with technology._
Terrifying!
Jesus chirst
@@CC-cm3jlcorrection. Arceus.
Touch grass
Fun fact: They retconned it so that the flame is an indicator of a Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard’s health. The tail flame goes out when it dies, but the tail flame going out doesn’t cause its death. In-universe, they made it a new discovery by a Pokémon professor like Oak.
I love when your characters talk over each other, it sounds so natural
Indeed 😂there is a massive lack of that in all media.
So many bots
And adds to the anxiety lol
honestly idk I think he does it a little too much now no one really talks over each other this much
@@grimes558 Well in these videos the characters are usually arguing so it makes sense for them to talk over each alot
I feel like JJ didn't expect this to go like it did when he started writing.
Once Gary asked Ash if he was curious, this thing took on a life of its own.
You smell like JJ didn't expect this to go like it did too.
The moment Gary asks if Ash is curious, I started dying from laughter until the end.
Gary went from a thick-headed rival ignoring the warnings, to a terrifying monster, the origins of a psychopath.
I love how Ash barely showed any condolences for literally killing Jessie from Team Rocket but cares when a Pokemon has the potential to die
Jessie and Meowth were trying to steal Pikachu while thats just a random Charmander
Pokémon are better than humans.
@@ArcanaIX shit opinion
I mean who would you feel bad for dying? A nice doggo or your next door neighborhood who keeps trying to steal from you?
I mean, the situations were different. What happened with Jessie was unintentional, while here he's being asked to take a life just to see what it would feel like.
that lavender town music change was awesomely executed.
I know everyone else is already saying it, but the moment when Gary switches, it's pure gold.
This went from your average Pokémon sketch to the darkest possible version of the “strike me down” scene from Star Wars real quick
@@TravelWithRipej Report them, damnit.
It's more like the "Do it" scene
Palps: "Strike me down with all your hatred, and your path to the dark side will be complete"
Gary: "Strike my pokemon down with all your power, and our curiosity to watching a godly creature's life fade in its eyes will be complete"
Palps: "... What the fuck?"
Bots smh
@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 PLEASE I feel like I’m the only person who does
I really have a lot of respect for Ash holding his ground on this one. Not everyone would.
fair enough, I mean. Aren't even the least bit curious?
Honestly expected that to be the direction it was going, but instead Gary went offroad.
Or would they? owo
@@giggabiite4417 not at all I have seen the Peta game
something something electric shock experiment
Gary's quick turn with that question had me laughing harder than I should have been 🤣
Ash and Gary realize god's creations are flawed...but Gary revels in those cracks while Ash slinks away in horror.
Gary was never the same after his grandfather's mind had crumbled away from his rapidly advancing dementia. Spending too much time around a man descending into madness had sparked the latent psychopathy hidden inside all men, causing him to enact what he considered to be a kindness in finally ending Oak's suffering. It left a scar on his soul that would never heal
Really cool backstory good job
@@grayland_4029 its based off another video where Professor Oak has dementia since he always asks what his own grandson's name is
I have a theory that this happened before that which is why Ash calls him Gary and not his real name Dl3ck-F&cc. Ash told prof Oak what happened here. Gary does not care for Pokemon because they cant speak for themselves so him and Ash are teaching Gary a lesson by not hearing anything he says and naming him D F and giving him trauma which he deserves for giving Ash trauma
What the actual fuck ?
Damn…
JJ can always make murder thoughts hilarious
@@TravelWithRipej Just make sure you report them for unwanted commercial content/spam
"Don't you wanna see God become as weak as man Ash?" Fuck that's a raw line XD
But murder thoughts are hilarious as it is...
@@TravelWithRipej Funny you say this even though you (or someone with control of your channel) has been spamming similar comments here.
@Melon Musk *SHUT UP BOT!!!!*
When Gary started being curious and Lavender town's theme just "randomly" starts playing. Poor Ash
I think that part is misunderstood. I believe Charmander's flame is more of a status indicator rather than his life force. When it dies, it will go out, no the other way around.
yeah, i feel like this was the intention but was lost in translation somewhere down the line
there was literally episodes of a charmander being stuck in the rain and nearly dying and ash trying to keep its tail dry
Nah, as the other commenter said, Charmander canonically dies when its tail flame goes out from Rain water lmao
I think you misunderstand just how dark Pokemon can be when it comes to specific details in both the English and the original Japanese versions. Since the detail about Charmander has already been confirmed to you by another commenter, here's another one: A Cubone... wears its mother's skull. Oh, and let's not forget in one of the movies, a certain Celebi almost clearly dies. Heck, Ash has almost died sometimes.
@@isaiahgeorge906 we dont even need the talk about the pokemon thats literally just a dead persons ghost carrying a mask of its original face to get to the dark parts of pokemon.
That "Aren't you even a little bit curious?" caught me so off guard, and then the pause. I was right there with ash. XD
I was eating when hear it and literaly almost die of suprise and laugh with a piece of burger on my throat.
The Lavender Town Theme had me going at that point X'D
And the fact the soundtrack changed right when he said it
Started to sound like Heath’s Joker
Technically speaking, Charmander's tail will not kill it when it runs out, but the tail is an indicator of the Pokémon's health.
@MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ no, it's not
@@martingiacomazzi3-lIlIR5854 They aren't real, dude.
@@imreallybadatnamingthings Pokemon are as real as France. Edit: oh lol
@@asahearts1 ??
@@asahearts1 hey you didn't censor the word fr🤮nce. That's one of my trigger words
Gary went full Joker here: I WANT YOU TO DO IT C’MON
feels like a video straight out of 2007, I love it
"a cruel act of God" describes a ton of Pokémon. Shit, Scizor's Mega Evolution specifies it will literally melt from the inside out if it fights for too long. There's a ton of Pokémon that look like their existence is pure pain and I think that's because someone on the creative team got tired of making games for kids or something
I go off of hte idea of Pokedex entries being a mix of mythological stories of varying degrees of truth and actual science, personally, and you probably should.
Mega Evo's are a cruel act of man, not God
@@RollingBobbyJones I mean, they're brought about only through a bond between man and mon.
Seems more like a burden the mon puts itself under for their trainer's sake.
doesn't mega garchomp's dex entry say that the reason why chomp's arms change is that they straight up melted into that shape through mega evolution?
And different from Scizor, it doesn't happen only if x thing occurs, it will happen every single time garchomp mega evolves, that sounds painful af
The mega evolution of glalie have his mouth broken if i recall correctly 🥺
This went from Ash having a crisis of faith to Gary turning out to be a straight-up Serial Killer.
Gary hasn't killed yet so it's more like attempted murderer
0:56 bro that actually almost spooked me it was so sudden and i was off guard XD
Now THIS is how you make up for a type disadvantage. Pure phycological warfare by Gary, Ash didn't stand a chance.
I see that after Professor Oak forgot his name, Gary realized how fragile and thin family connections were and became a sadist. He decided to abandon connections to not get hurt and wanted to ascend into godhood...
Edit: corrected from masochist to sadist
"Became a masochist" "He decided to abandon connections to not get hurt again" ???
@@shaeby8123 Hey, don’t kinkshame
Oh, I'd never. More confused on being a masochist but also not wanting to get hurt.
I think you mean sadist? Masochism is wanting to be hurt, sadism is wanting others to be hurt.
@@Gking10 Yeah, I think your right. I think I meant sadism. Will correct.
Well if Gary actually acted this ruthless, the Raticate death theory sounds a lot more plausible
What's the Raticate death theory?
@@commanderjason7786 that Gary's Raticate fainted for good after the Pokemon battle on the cruise ship because he couldn't get it to a Pokemon Center the reason people believe this is because Gary's radicate doesn't appear in his party after this
@@commanderjason7786 the Raticate Gary has at some point in the game is implied (at some degree) to have died after you beat it in battle. There's a scene where Gary is in the graveyard tower place that has a name I can't remember and he says he's there to see his Pokémon or something. I haven't touched any of the games in a while so my memory's fuzzy but basically your character killed one of Gary's Pokémon.
@@commanderjason7786 When you fight Gary during pokemon red and blue, aboard the SS ANNE, he has a radicate, when you run into him next, it's in the pokemon tower in lavender town. His radicate isn't on his team anymore, and it's never seen again. It's theorized that the damage you gave radicate during your battle on the SS ANNE was fatal, and gary couldn't get to a pokemon center in time, and his radicate died. And as the theory goes, the reason he was in the pokemon tower, is because he was burying his radicate. The radicate that you killed.
Ok, wow. That's... actually pretty plausible. Damn. Didn't expect the games to go THAT dark, but given the Pokedex entries, I shouldn't be surprised.
The way the lavander town theme emerges and layers as the video progresses is masterful.
GARY: I WANNA FEEL LIKE A GOD
Arceus: YoU arE nO gOd
"I want to feel like a god"
This got darker than I thought it would. You've outdone yourself, good sir.
I would've expected Ash to actually go for it in the ending and then both of them react to the result, based on how off the rails these skits usually go.
I was kind of looking forward to it.
I mean, aren't you a least a little bit curious?
I love how ash is more concerned about Gary’s Pokémon then he is himself and wants to kill charmander
i like to think this is actually an incredibly advanced psychological attack on ashy boy
I like how Gary said, “I said” a millisecond before Ash said, “what” as if he already knew he was the only psychopath there.
The fact that Gary even sounds similar to Heath Ledger's Joker makes it even more convincing that Gary lost his mind and has a God complex for life in general
I was going to say, it seems like a very similar spiral
I figure he sounded closer to Prof Oak
I THOUGHT SO TOO LOL
Some people just want to see the world burn.
When he said I want you to do it, that gave off such Heath ledger joker vibes
This is how Gary's Raticate died
Bro said "I wanna feel like a god!"
Hilarious voice acting. Good chuckle outta that delivery. 🤣
The absolute dread I felt when Lavender Town theme kicked in was insane
I don't know what this one tune does this to me, it really was cursed huh? Is the Lavender Tone real after all?
The lavender town playing with the shift in Garys tone was breathtaking
Art
@@bShrimp6
"...of War" by Sun Tzu
“I said, aren’t you even just a little bit curious Ash” … why do I hear boss music playing?!
“Aren’t you even just a little bit curious Ash?” lmao
I love JJ's twists. It's so easy to make fun of ash's stupidity and loose morals but it's nearly unheard of to joke about Gary unless it's a "Blue is in love with Red" type of deal.
excuse me a what now
@@Brigtzen Google it.
w...what
Gary turned from a teasing uncaring bully into power hungry maniac in minutes
Im afraid of gary
@@Plague_Demon hes not been doing well ever since what happened to his grandfather.
The way it cuts at the end KILLED ME 💀
This might be the finest silly little meme vid I have ever scene. So many little elements building on top of each other. It had characterization and the start of character arcs for Christ' sake, lol
People commenting about ash's morality, I'm surprised that he knows charmander is weak to water
To be fair even gym leaders got that type matchup wrong back then.
I remember MULTIPLE episodes talking about how Psychic didn't work on Ghost... when... uh... A) Psychic was neutral on ghost and B) back then *every single ghost was part poison, which is weak to psychic, which meant every single ghost was weak to psychic!*
@@Ranylyn Ghost was meant to be strong against psychics, but it did no damage on them due to a bug
@@athan13590 a bug lmaoooo HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@athan13590 bug, the strongest type of pokemon
" *aren't you just a little bit curious ash?* "
Thats when things really went from 0 to 100 real quick
Ngl I got chills when he said that
Kinda made me remember that one creepypasta with gary's raticate
This gave me legit the best laugh I've had all week. Thank you so much 😂⭐
That first "Aren't you a little bit curious?" took me out so quickly. Like my brain had to reboot to actually process the insanity of what I just heard.
This didn't just take a turn, it drove straight off the cliff and is hurdling to the ground with Ash screaming all the way down.
Contrary to popular belief it is an indicator of life rather than directly being a cause of death.
I feel like this would have been better if you switched their roles, not only because Gary actually chose Squirtle, but also because I think it'd be funny to see Ash being the sadistic one, and the cocky rival Gary being the one that is concerned about Ash's Charmander's mortality in such a battle.
"Oh, so now you want to cheat, huh?"
Gary, switching out is perfectly legal. If anything, you get an advantage since it counts as a move.
I think he meant switching without losing the turn
Oh, he knows. He just wants Ash to kill Charmander.
I love how Gary just casually becomes the main villain in a few seconds
The Lavender Town music starting to play when things got scary was the best subtle touch.
i love how it seemed like gary was just being stupid but then at the end he knew the whole time what he was saying
It's scarily hilarious that Lavender Town's theme started playing in my head at the EXACT moment the video does. It's like he knew when we'd start finding shit creepy.
I like to imagine this is Gary’s revenge after the “Dickfuck” incident
You did a great job making Gary relatable. I'm curious too.
Wait a second.
LOL
LOL WTF
@@SomeOneJam 🤣
0:57 the whole situation turned into a creepypasta that fast that I actually got scared
Missed opportunity for a "YOU DON'T HAVE THE POKEBALLS ASH"
How do you get to hell?
Very simple: claim that you're innocent.
How do you get to heaven?
Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.
How to know if you're guilty or not?
Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible.
Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.
Do not lie.
Do not steal.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word.
There are six more but let's just leave it at that.
How many lies have you told in your life?
Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?
Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman.
How many times a day do you do that?
Do you use God's name as a cuss word?
Would you do that with your own mother's name?
If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.
God can justly punish you and send you to hell.
Ask him for mercy.
His name is Jesus.
It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine.
The fine is death.
Ezekiel 18:20 -
"The soul who sins shall die.
That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.
Option A.
You die for your own sins.
Option B.
Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you.
...
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559 Sir this is a Pokémon Center
@@FriendlyFloyd7
Actually, it's a CZcams comment section talking about a meme video which is using Pokémon as a backdrop for it's perverse cultural commentary.
If you are not interested in eternal life feel free to ignore my comments.
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559 Dude
Youre the kind of people who is reported for spam because youre keep repeating the religous stuff over and over
No
No one here is interested on this at all
In fact,you putting this HERE lf all placed Will make people LESS interested
Because even tough it is not
It Just look like youre using religion as a way to be a attention-grabber
@@Jpx0999
No one, is a lot of people.
I don't think you speak for everyone.
People have told me they reported for spam at least 30 times, I've never heard anything from CZcams.
How many lives have you told in your life?