Cucksumerism: Why Pokemon Sucks

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  • čas přidán 27. 05. 2024
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  • @Boy_Boy
    @Boy_Boy  Před 2 lety +7496

    We would like to note that we officially coined the term "cucksumerism".
    You are not allowed to use the term unless you pay us, in which case we'll record ourselves using the term for you.

    • @thesoosh3915
      @thesoosh3915 Před 2 lety +401

      I’m going to need at least 62 clips of you saying it with different cadences, cheers!

    • @Qwerty-zj3rk
      @Qwerty-zj3rk Před 2 lety +25

      cucksumerism

    • @O8S1S
      @O8S1S Před 2 lety +28

      Cocksumerism

    • @Daosx89
      @Daosx89 Před 2 lety +176

      do you accept unopen Pokémon cards as payment?

    • @theuglypugling6770
      @theuglypugling6770 Před 2 lety +33

      Maxmofoe is quaking

  • @RFLCPTR
    @RFLCPTR Před 2 lety +2902

    "cucksumerism"
    we truly live in the darkest timeline.

    • @griffin2465
      @griffin2465 Před 2 lety +24

      Clearly you've never dealt with trolls

    • @CoolcatsSk8
      @CoolcatsSk8 Před 2 lety +39

      Idiocracy was real

    • @thomasvnl
      @thomasvnl Před 2 lety +5

      Rick C-138 is probably ruling it

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead Před 2 lety +4

      @@CoolcatsSk8 it IS real.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  Před 2 lety +372

      I'm glad you appreciate the term we invented!
      Now lets hope it'll only be relevant for a few weeks and not become the face of consumerism in the future.

  • @lburger404
    @lburger404 Před rokem +738

    The part at 2:37 aged like fine wine. Can't believe BB knew about Tate a year ago

    • @jetblackills5331
      @jetblackills5331 Před rokem +10

      yeah, its a true wonder

    • @keyb
      @keyb Před rokem +3

      broooo 😭

    • @andrewsegall9485
      @andrewsegall9485 Před rokem +71

      My name is Andrew that shit tripped me out

    • @whatshappenedhere1784
      @whatshappenedhere1784 Před rokem

      @@andrewsegall9485 You'd only be worried if you were a pedo surely 👀

    • @andrewsegall9485
      @andrewsegall9485 Před rokem +14

      @@whatshappenedhere1784 Lmao it just tripped me out when he said “you watching this video right now, Andrew”

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 Před rokem +490

    In about 2015, my friend and I got really stoned, and started reminiscing about Pokémon. We ended up digging up our cards and learned how to play the game. It was incredibly boring and uneventful

    • @crazygreek6341
      @crazygreek6341 Před 10 měsíci +32

      We did the same thing in 2017 and got to the same result. Then we did the same thing with our old Yu-Gi-Oh cards and had way more fun

    • @j.w.213
      @j.w.213 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@olgringold5142 not true!

    • @cryptocaesar8972
      @cryptocaesar8972 Před 9 měsíci

      @@crazygreek6341 Yugioh has too much text on cards sometimes and the rules have gotten weirder and weirder.

    • @ProPandaPlays
      @ProPandaPlays Před 9 měsíci

      you sound like hella boring people lol

    • @ProPandaPlays
      @ProPandaPlays Před 9 měsíci

      honestly kid your just lame LOL people who are bored the most are boring :) sad but true lol the games not REVOLUTIONARY but you just b boring lol

  • @Ekyllier
    @Ekyllier Před 2 lety +3786

    "based their entire personality on following the orders of some marketing company from the 90s". I don't even collect pokemen cards and I can feel the burn form this truth.

    • @createusername6421
      @createusername6421 Před rokem +36

      More like supporting a great company that makes great entertainment and continuing to make great entertainment because we support them.

    • @eragonfreedman9228
      @eragonfreedman9228 Před rokem

      @@createusername6421 cuck

    • @plexyglass429
      @plexyglass429 Před rokem +30

      Sounds alot like apple

    • @taylorneal5825
      @taylorneal5825 Před rokem

      @@createusername6421 Cucksumerist spotted

    • @dauntingkitty
      @dauntingkitty Před rokem +241

      @@createusername6421 how does that boot taste

  • @Thepatientsadvice
    @Thepatientsadvice Před 2 lety +2167

    I had a stepdad at the time who traveled to Japan and he bought me boxes of normal pokemon cards and japanese boxes as well. I had every first edition pokemon card, and its Japanese version as well. Both were complete full sets. And then I traded them all for a rob zombie cd because it cussed and I wanted to be a cool kid who didnt have pokemon cards and had cds that cussed. My mom heard me listening to it the next day and took the cd so then I had nothing and everytime pokemon resurges I think about this and now I won't let my son throw any old toys away and its a problem. Fin

    • @freedomcaller
      @freedomcaller Před 2 lety +66

      I had tons of pokemon cards and I can't remember what became of them. But I know exactly where in my parents house my collection of every rob zombie CD is 😅

    • @counterfeit1148
      @counterfeit1148 Před 2 lety +20

      I somehow read something about time travel and assumed the comment was a joke at first

    • @rosiecatbandit
      @rosiecatbandit Před 2 lety +3

      😂

    • @DimIsHigh
      @DimIsHigh Před 2 lety +74

      Dude, just know that I can't really fathom what it has to feel like living with that burden. Everytime I will think I have something to regret in life, I'll think about you and this story.

    • @freedomcaller
      @freedomcaller Před 2 lety +37

      Lol its only a few thousand dollars. You can easily do much worse buying a house in the wrong neighborhood or a ticket to fire music festival 🤣

  • @altoncoolthings
    @altoncoolthings Před rokem +362

    As a tournament player, it's insane how much their influence bumped up the prices. Like I just want to own a few packs here and there for my own collection and deck, and I can't even have that.

    • @MA-ck4wu
      @MA-ck4wu Před rokem +6

      yeah fr, what's the situation where you live? Here in holland it's €7.95 ($8,63 ) for a single pack!

    • @Feralbreed
      @Feralbreed Před rokem +34

      Well maybe now is a good time to realize you've been wasting your money on cardboard made for literal children.

    • @chrisboelens2640
      @chrisboelens2640 Před rokem

      @@MA-ck4wu Packs are 5-6 euros here in the Netherlands, if you're paying 8 your store is ripping you off.

    • @chrisboelens2640
      @chrisboelens2640 Před rokem +107

      @@Feralbreed wahhh you're having fun the wrong way :(

    • @MA-ck4wu
      @MA-ck4wu Před rokem

      @@chrisboelens2640 I'm not talking about online stores. I'm talking a brick-and-mortar store ''sigarenboer'', that sells magazines, candy etc. and the booster packs I found there were 7.95

  • @scrunklepunk
    @scrunklepunk Před 2 lety +4236

    i really wish my parents didn't throw out my cards when i was a teenager because i "was becoming a man and didn't need shit like that anymore"
    like they weren't even right about the man thing

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  Před 2 lety +829

      hahahaha this is the best comment we've read!

    • @MMenyan
      @MMenyan Před 2 lety +31

      real

    • @mynameis8211
      @mynameis8211 Před 2 lety +36

      Underrated comment.

    • @rusteddenial453
      @rusteddenial453 Před 2 lety +51

      47%

    • @MMenyan
      @MMenyan Před 2 lety +25

      @@rusteddenial453 wow babe youre so cute and funny (cunny)

  • @sirhenk5910
    @sirhenk5910 Před 2 lety +623

    We were even dumber in my primary school, we didn't just not know about the game, we made our own game which was just "who can throw the pokemon card the furthest". People would have bets and whoever won got to keep both cards

    • @MA-ck4wu
      @MA-ck4wu Před rokem +39

      lol you must be dutch, cuz that's what we did in primary school as well

    • @Daniilo11
      @Daniilo11 Před 10 měsíci +26

      Omg we did the same in Sweden! Nobody at all knew how to actually play.. We had on game where who got closest to the wall won 😂

    • @sirhenk5910
      @sirhenk5910 Před 10 měsíci +14

      @@Daniilo11 exactly, closest to wall wins

    • @scottgardner2950
      @scottgardner2950 Před 9 měsíci +2

      What card has the best aerodynamics?

    • @octaviathz
      @octaviathz Před 9 měsíci +5

      Here in Brazil kids would play a game called "hit cards", i don't remember exactly how it went because i wasnt the type to put myself into many interaction with others, but basically they somewhat folded the cards a specific way, and hit the cards with both hands in a specific posture to try to create a vaccum to pull the cards into the air, and whoever managed to pull the cards in a way that made them flip got a point, and whoever had more points when they went through the whole deck won. They'd bet their cards on this

  • @frechjo
    @frechjo Před rokem +19

    As far as I know, this began in the 80s, when the US deregulated some aspects of media aimed at children.
    Then you had toy companies like Matel making shows centered around selling stuff.
    The model was pioneered by them, in things like Transformers, GI Jow, all the Barbie shows, He-Man, My Little Pony, and a long etc. This model went on into the 90s, and it's still in place today.
    Pokemon just refined and perfected the recipe. They streamlined a system in which they could keep introducing a gazillion characters into the show. A cornucopia of dumb things to sell to children.

  • @Shot5hells
    @Shot5hells Před 11 měsíci +87

    to be fair about the household objects as magical creatures, I assumed that was inspired by japanese folklore about tsukumogami (tools or objects that have gained a spirit by existing and being looked after for a long time) rather than just "let's just put a cup on there"

    • @gamesake999
      @gamesake999 Před 9 měsíci

      this guy doesnt know shit

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 Před 4 měsíci +8

      The chandelier also has some cool lore with it litterally burning souls to keep itself lit.
      There’s a lot to shit on when it comes to pokemon.
      But creature design is one of its strongest aspects

    • @VeryRGOTI
      @VeryRGOTI Před měsícem +2

      Honestly that still sounds silly if i'd explain to my mom or dad why it's not just an object and say that reason

  • @divelar9027
    @divelar9027 Před 2 lety +2337

    Finally a video from the best channel that ever existed

  • @_h202_3
    @_h202_3 Před 2 lety +603

    “Sorry babe I can’t come out tonight, new Boy Boy just dropped”

    • @ShadowWizard123
      @ShadowWizard123 Před 2 lety

      It's 13 minutes long tho

    • @mirror8519
      @mirror8519 Před 2 lety +11

      "Honey i told you to stop watching gay porn, it's not healthy for our relationship."

  • @logan_page
    @logan_page Před rokem +211

    Fun fact: my parents saw the pastors freaking out about Pokémon, and decided to buy me Pokémon cards for Christmas because of it.

  • @HugeChungus
    @HugeChungus Před rokem +167

    Every 5 years or so I get bit by the Pokémon bug and play through my old games. So timeless. Always gonna love Pokémon

    • @Mategetfucked
      @Mategetfucked Před 6 měsíci +21

      There’s a big difference between that and completionists dropping thousands of bucks a month on new merch drops including lamps, cups, shirts etc which they don’t even intend on taking out of the packaging and using. That’s not nostalgia at that point. More like OCD

    • @HugeChungus
      @HugeChungus Před 6 měsíci +11

      @@Mategetfucked I agree 100% mate

    • @Ninja_Koopa
      @Ninja_Koopa Před 6 měsíci +4

      I'll never forget the good times that the early gens gave either. It was peak. Idk wth is going on with it now.

    • @connorism69
      @connorism69 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@Ninja_Koopa Gen II was GOAT for me.

    • @ebs777
      @ebs777 Před 6 měsíci

      @@Mategetfucked thank god its not your money

  • @Dex99SS
    @Dex99SS Před 7 měsíci +62

    Pokemon FOR SURE was NOT the first to discover the cartoon / merch hack. There were actual laws and such about all of that back in the 90s in general... but Dik, Hanna Barbera, etc era... the whole GI Joe, Xmen, Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters, He-man, Transformers, etc era... the whole Fox Kids era... it was all done WELL BEFORE Pokemon ever came on the scene and swooped up the derpy kids.

    • @ttaka8233
      @ttaka8233 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Star Wars was 100% the OG. Lucas retained the merchandising rights to Star Wars and made bank. That's why there is the merchandising joke in Spaceballs. The Kenner action figures sales dwarfed ticket sales.

    • @estfatul744
      @estfatul744 Před 2 měsíci

      sound like a derpy kid knowing all that

    • @CoryWatson
      @CoryWatson Před měsícem

      yeah this is kind of a poorly made video. seems he just hates pokemon? no one had issues growing up with pokemon. And now we all made money off our collection of cards. Just like everyone else that collects things in their originality and keeps it for the future and it becomes popular again. MTG, Yu Gi Oh, Video games, disney merch, etc

  • @TheLastSliceOfPie
    @TheLastSliceOfPie Před 2 lety +219

    The part about kids having the cards but not knowing how to play the game or really caring that much was incredibly accurate. I was one of those kids lol.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  Před 2 lety +32

      hahaha same!

    • @Shvetsario
      @Shvetsario Před rokem +5

      I wasn’t, but had no one to play with except for a few friends in 5th grade

    • @Eddisdedd
      @Eddisdedd Před rokem

      ​@@Shvetsario I used to have to go to a tournament in a town nearby, it was fun until the kid that's used to their hard of hearing grandparents wouldn't stop yelling

    • @entropybear5847
      @entropybear5847 Před rokem

      We all were.

    • @irissupercoolsy
      @irissupercoolsy Před měsícem

      I was the kid that wanted to play and knew how to play but no one wanted to join me 😭😭

  • @4thcolour288
    @4thcolour288 Před 2 lety +837

    Grew up poor so I always saw through the pointless consumerism of collectable landfill at a young age but that might have just been me on copium

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  Před 2 lety +352

      whatever it was, that copium made you hella smart

    • @gabbyhansen328
      @gabbyhansen328 Před 2 lety +39

      when i was a kid i used to feel physically sick whenever i saw shit like this because of how worthless it was

    • @ms.bunniesarecute2287
      @ms.bunniesarecute2287 Před rokem +23

      Same😢 I had the original 2 gameboy games and thought they were fun when i was 11...but it just felt so worthless and dumb to me. I had to work at my moms snowball stand to help feed my pet lol, an arguably better and real life pokemon

    • @4reptar207
      @4reptar207 Před rokem +35

      @@ms.bunniesarecute2287 I feel like the games aren’t nearly as bad as the cards. At least you just buy it once and have hours of fun. With the cards, you’re just meant to keep buying and buying, and never play with them lol

    • @epicgamer-ny4fj
      @epicgamer-ny4fj Před rokem +6

      @@4reptar207 Well not really, there'd a game for them. If you wish to lock them in a safe for fifty years that's fair, but some actually like playing the card game! Like me! [I like card games]

  • @VultureXV
    @VultureXV Před rokem +81

    A wise anonymous man once said to me, "You don't miss Pokemon, you miss the 90's."
    These adults don't really want ot 'catch em all' they want to reminisce about waking up early on a Saturday morning in your parent's house, turning on the TV to watch Pokemon and playing Gold/Silver for the bug catching competition.

    • @j.w.213
      @j.w.213 Před 10 měsíci

      that will be it, good conclusion!

    • @YoutubeSucksEggs
      @YoutubeSucksEggs Před 10 měsíci

      Nah, Pokemon Go is awesome. I get to catch not only the nostalgic Pokémon I love and find new ones, I also get to battle with them and share that fun with my friends. As an adult it’s great to see how the franchise has developed and find new ways to enjoy my hobby. I’ve met new friends, went on trips and have enjoyed nature thanks to this hobby

    • @Flipbug_The_Whimsical
      @Flipbug_The_Whimsical Před 10 měsíci +9

      That's right. It sucks being a grownup in a pandemic with a fucked economy and a housing crisis. I just want to quietly enjoy a game for a few hours and think of nothing else like I could back then.

    • @fartmnms
      @fartmnms Před 8 měsíci +1

      Nope, I disliked the anime, it's for babies
      I just wanted to watch my EV trained scizor swipe away the competition
      *insert evil laugh*

    • @tizioqualunque4622
      @tizioqualunque4622 Před 4 měsíci

      I miss Yugoslavia civil war 😢

  • @Garden0flowr
    @Garden0flowr Před rokem +79

    The reason why I like the cards is for the same reason I like the games:
    Fictional zoology with great depth to it and I find every pokemon I've ever seen adorable, even critters like Regigigas and Eternatus
    However, I don't understand the obsession with buying up and hoarding the cards until their value is raised so ridiculously that the kids the series is marketed to don't have even a sliver of a chance to get pokemon cards

    • @galamotshaku
      @galamotshaku Před 8 měsíci +2

      its called capitalism mate

    • @kingezekiel125
      @kingezekiel125 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@galamotshaku and man-children

    • @Ecoecosupremoreal
      @Ecoecosupremoreal Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@kingezekiel125let me get this straight,adults doing stuff they like makes them man-children? Honestly kinda stupid

    • @kingezekiel125
      @kingezekiel125 Před 5 měsíci

      @@Ecoecosupremoreal doing stuff in excess, i mean im a man-child too (i collect warhammer 40k and Warcraft stuff, plus various anime stuff), i dont use the term as an insult

    • @Ecoecosupremoreal
      @Ecoecosupremoreal Před 5 měsíci

      @@kingezekiel125 my cousin (23) has all pokemon games,is this being a man child?

  • @Gayass776
    @Gayass776 Před 2 lety +770

    I can proudly claim that I was a nerd who knew how to play. Sadly I was the only nerd in my school so I still couldn’t play with anyone.

    • @alpharius7216
      @alpharius7216 Před 2 lety +32

      same, this really says alot about our society 😤

    • @ghostlandered
      @ghostlandered Před 2 lety +11

      I played the game boy game and recently started playing online and wthe actual cards. Much cheaper to play than magic.

    • @minisithunknown5568
      @minisithunknown5568 Před 2 lety +3

      I was into Magic The Gathering CCG.

    • @batman3698
      @batman3698 Před 2 lety +19

      It turned into more of a currency system on the school grounds than a game

    • @someoneudontknow3709
      @someoneudontknow3709 Před 2 lety +2

      I also know how to play for the soul fact that once I had the idea to do pokemon for the school project involving making a card/board game

  • @humble_roots
    @humble_roots Před 2 lety +729

    I remember I got a holographic charizard when I was young without even knowing how lucky I was. I still have it in a nice case I'm gonna hold it until it's worth nothing in the post-apocalyptic wasteland!

    • @vagabundood
      @vagabundood Před rokem +7

      Hahaha what would that card be worth then 😂😂😂😂

    • @humble_roots
      @humble_roots Před rokem +25

      @@vagabundood SHINY! 👀

    • @TpowerTES
      @TpowerTES Před rokem +77

      @@vagabundood bout 350 bottle caps

    • @MrEverisforever
      @MrEverisforever Před rokem +8

      They'll never drop in value

    • @justjay1337
      @justjay1337 Před rokem +6

      @@vagabundood i reckon about a months of rent or like 2 weeks of food. most charizard base sets go from $120-$900 depending on the condition/edition.
      it's easier to keep something like a charizard card safe. especially if the food is gonna go bad or get stolen. people really don't think about what happens in post apocalyptic scenarios lol.
      its even better than a baseball card or silver. obvs not as rare as a babe ruth card but it is significantly more culturally relevant.

  • @purpleprinc3
    @purpleprinc3 Před rokem +9

    10:30 Oh my days "a little nibble on the side...sony's signature cardboard case" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wimble6330
    @wimble6330 Před 11 měsíci

    Only just discovered this channel but already come across several of my favourite videos for a long time. Great work guys!

  • @jaoschaos724
    @jaoschaos724 Před 2 lety +106

    the camera "cucksumerism unboxing ritual" killed me, gg

  • @mickfitzgibbons3073
    @mickfitzgibbons3073 Před 2 lety +357

    When I was in elementary school some kid scammed me and told me that the weedle was better than a mew. So I did the rational thing, and traded it. Still upsets me to this day.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  Před 2 lety +207

      That is some serious trauma. Hopefully one day you'll be able to trust again.

    • @yesno8273
      @yesno8273 Před 2 lety +11

      Track that kid down and set his house on fire for that disgusting betrayal

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ Před 2 lety +34

      @@yesno8273 leave the Weedle at the scene of the crime

    • @Nick_J_
      @Nick_J_ Před 2 lety +5

      You traded cardboard for cardboard. It’s not a big deal

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ Před 2 lety +39

      @@Nick_J_ by that logic I could trade you a $1 bill for a $2 bill because I'd be trading "a piece of paper for a piece of paper".

  • @andrewvillagomez1237
    @andrewvillagomez1237 Před rokem +9

    Holy fuck I’m shaking 2:42

  • @nameynamename3758
    @nameynamename3758 Před rokem +4

    i can't believe pokemon invented merchandising in the late 90s

  • @Cosmonaut_Devin
    @Cosmonaut_Devin Před 2 lety +292

    I died laughing when you said, “that leaves three dollars for a yo-yo or some marbles.” 😂 lmao

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio Před 2 lety +2

      My toy budget In 2003

    • @ExtraThiccc
      @ExtraThiccc Před rokem +1

      Bruh 3 bucks in the 20s was like millions today

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    @jacksonjull8393 Před 2 lety +421

    Honestly, you lads have the best sense of Aussie humour, and your production quality is better than a lot of the top CZcams channels. Here's to 1 million subs by the end of the year.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  Před 2 lety +129

      Thanks heaps mate! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
      I'm not sure if it'll happen anytime soon, but you could speed it up by making another 1 million accounts and subbing with those!

    • @jacksonjull8393
      @jacksonjull8393 Před 2 lety +23

      @@Boy_Boy Coming right up boss

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      @timgooding2448 Před rokem +2

      @@jacksonjull8393 491K subscribers. You were half right.

    • @AwesomeLad66
      @AwesomeLad66 Před rokem +1

      @@timgooding2448 518k subs, he should be there by next month

    • @ehczagbk1257
      @ehczagbk1257 Před rokem +2

      @@AwesomeLad66 damn you’re definitely right at this rate

  • @Razorsharp12348
    @Razorsharp12348 Před rokem +14

    I remember growing up without my own income, bc i was a kid, watching those unboxing seeing what the inside of a new pair of beats headphones looked like. Now i feel joy purely unboxing things i waited for a long time to get.

    • @patman_for_sure
      @patman_for_sure Před rokem

      I know this feeling although mine was with gaming. Buying games that I used to dream of was very therapeutic.

  • @JibRule
    @JibRule Před 7 měsíci +2

    I love when I cast spells at a small yellow rodent in a video game

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    @mickey8298 Před 2 lety +859

    It's a shame CZcams has fucked this channel over in the algorithm, this is some gud content.

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      @the-engneer Před 2 lety +55

      All the best channels don't get the recognition they deserve, but hey there's always Logan and Jake Paul, and PewdiePie! Woohoo those guys are so cool

    • @AirNeat
      @AirNeat Před 2 lety +6

      There's no call to action so of course

    • @Sx-xy2zi
      @Sx-xy2zi Před 2 lety +4

      That's because algo can't merch criticism of merch. Well... You can but it's frowned upon

    • @hijibaka
      @hijibaka Před 2 lety +14

      p sure they had less than 20k subs just over a month ago, so they're finally gaining some well deserved traction

    • @j.lbecte5524
      @j.lbecte5524 Před 2 lety

      @@srogiegrzyby337 Still bitter truth is better than sweet lies.

  • @zyobr
    @zyobr Před 2 lety +1243

    Never got into Pokemons, but Mortal Kombat caps or pogs were popular for some time in the mid 90s where I'm from. Kids were really eager to collect as many as they could. Didn't even think this "Gotta catch 'em all" idea could stick and sting that hard though. And the upward trends during the crises - that's some mind-boggling stuff!
    Glad to see you guys picking up, keep at it!

    • @DanieleCapellini
      @DanieleCapellini Před 2 lety +5

      ого какие каналы бойбоя смотрят

    • @MyrMerek
      @MyrMerek Před 2 lety +2

      Zdraste

    • @cheeseguru1017
      @cheeseguru1017 Před 2 lety +2

      Fuck yeah dude love some Kombat Kaps be pingin for hours

    • @hypnotoad28
      @hypnotoad28 Před 2 lety +6

      How dare you say PokemonSSSSS
      My dad used to call them Pokemans lol x)

    • @kyne2692
      @kyne2692 Před 2 lety +2

      We had Pokémon where I'm from but Dragonball was more popular, so kids would collect the Tazzles or Tazos from Simba Chips and trade the gold ones for the green ones that could click

  • @flarone
    @flarone Před rokem +4

    I thumbs up'ed when you beat the kid up for his pokemans card, and subscribed when you bit the box during the unboxing. Kudos.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  Před rokem +1

      Thanks! We'll have more unboxing videos coming your way!

  • @Olvrin
    @Olvrin Před 29 dny +1

    Its quite incredible how well this video ages so well... and scarier and scarier.

  • @liminalgirl
    @liminalgirl Před 2 lety +322

    I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET BUT I'M SO GLAD YOU ARE UPLOADING ON THIS CHANNEL. I STRONGLY BELIEVE IN BOY BOY SUPREMACY.

    • @Squirrelanditsnutz
      @Squirrelanditsnutz Před 2 lety +7

      *Drake disgust face* White Supremacy
      *Happy Drake face while pointing* BoyBoy Supremacy.

    • @cybunny25
      @cybunny25 Před 2 lety +5

      Gotta love me some Boy × Boy action

    • @lukey391
      @lukey391 Před 2 lety +1

      OKAY

    • @s1syphe
      @s1syphe Před rokem +1

      what is their other channel?

  • @Thanos-uj9ws
    @Thanos-uj9ws Před 2 lety +38

    At least I drive slow through school zones 🤷‍♂️

  • @Trillyana
    @Trillyana Před rokem +50

    I had cards when I was a kid. One day my brother came home with a new deck and I was jealous, so I went to the store to get one too. Except I couldn't find what he got, so I bought a deck of Japanese cards, despite not being able to read a single word of Japanese, because I was a dumb kid and kids do dumb things.
    Now that I am an adult who CAN actually read Japanese, I don't even have the cards anymore because I gave all of my cards away to my friend when I was 10-11 because I stopped caring about them.
    But, one thing you didn't cover in this video is that they intentionally made new cards more and more powerful over time within the game to ensure that you couldn't just use old cards forever and you HAD to buy new ones or you would automatically be at a disadvantage.

    • @epicgamer-ny4fj
      @epicgamer-ny4fj Před rokem +3

      I mean, it'd also be pretty hard to make new cards after a while
      It's a buisness. Buy singles, not packs, and it's not like you HAVE to play comeptivley, there are different formats I'm sure. Or a budget deck that can stand its own

    • @mekaniklboltmb4880
      @mekaniklboltmb4880 Před rokem +2

      The powercreep is insane

    • @alanross2482
      @alanross2482 Před rokem

      That was when I officially checked out of the hobby

    • @ey1615
      @ey1615 Před rokem +6

      Yeah it's a widely known and clearly defined phenomenon among players of card games & video games. It's called powercreeping.
      People don't even question it anymore because of how normalised it is.

    • @jironamos7650
      @jironamos7650 Před rokem +2

      @@ey1615 power creeping does not happen in videogames tho, at least, good singleplayer games, now in card games? Yea, but theres an exception, those are called "timeless formats" where you can play the same stuff you played in 2005 now in 2023 as if nothing have changed cause those are the rules

  • @Xuluahutl
    @Xuluahutl Před 10 měsíci

    Boy seriously, I love your vids but that dancing around 8:14 smoking with that baseline... pure gold!!!

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan Před 2 lety +93

    Props for the use of Lacrimosa lol, I know it's basically royalty free Mozart music but damn is it such a good piece, I love hearing it.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  Před 2 lety +47

      It's such a beautiful song. We were thrilled when we found a usable royalty free version.

  • @TheZephyrNation
    @TheZephyrNation Před 2 lety +40

    As a man named Andrew I feel attacked for no reason...

    • @StephenLawson
      @StephenLawson Před 2 lety +6

      Prince Andrew

    • @iambakedmydude1800
      @iambakedmydude1800 Před 2 lety +6

      Not gonna lie for a second it actually scared the living shit out of me cause o was not expecting it

    • @dajoker1483
      @dajoker1483 Před rokem

      The only way I could have been more scared is if he had said Drew instead of Andrew

    • @aksurf2312
      @aksurf2312 Před rokem

      Thats the point, its a common name. The joke is funny af when you think about it on a couple levels. The shock of A youtuber saying your name combined with implying your a pedofile.

  • @mrduuud
    @mrduuud Před 2 měsíci

    Just found this channel - love what you guys are doing here. Very clever and poignant

  • @cmendoza1094
    @cmendoza1094 Před rokem +2

    Star Wars 50yrs ago : “ Am I a joke to you !?”

  • @somerelativleyuninterestin4763

    Hearing “Pokemon ruined the economy” is just surreal as all hell

  • @Ekyllier
    @Ekyllier Před 2 lety +50

    this definitely brings new meaning to commodity fetishism

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  Před 2 lety +29

      Marx just keeps on being proven right every year.

  • @cykurosaki1337
    @cykurosaki1337 Před rokem +4

    Got into the hobby again during the pandemic but now I just hate it - all the inflationary prices, fake demand, chase cards, and that overall FOMO was a turn off for me.

  • @Megaghost_
    @Megaghost_ Před 11 měsíci

    I just found your channel a few days ago, you are great boys!

  • @kappabuh
    @kappabuh Před 2 lety +14

    2:32 my name is andrew and when i heard this i had to put down my burger king spicy chicken sandwich and watch it again to make sure i heard it right

    • @Twenty2246
      @Twenty2246 Před rokem

      My names Andrew and I feel attacked

  • @druidieh
    @druidieh Před 2 lety +60

    That was golden. The Jeff bezos laugh remix, the editing, labeling it cucksumerism, absolute 10/10 would watch again

  • @andywarhaul12
    @andywarhaul12 Před rokem +4

    I’ve always thought it would be fun when a CZcamsr picks a random persons name like “Hey Phil yeah you watching this I’m talking to you Phil” and have it be my name. This time as an Andrew…it was not fun

  • @Sir_Billions
    @Sir_Billions Před 2 lety +40

    *MASSIVE LEGEND HERE* Max will always have a special place in my heart. Never been into the Pokemon cards but I sure do love watching Maxmoefoe's Pokemon channel.

  • @archerdan9827
    @archerdan9827 Před 2 lety +46

    0:24. Only true artists can intertwine the beauty of visual arts and music. Australia, you’ve done it again!

  • @nannesoar
    @nannesoar Před rokem +4

    Jeff Bezos telling the shareholders that they're "in need of some remedial toy education" is kind of cute in a evil businessman type of way.

  • @blakerau6167
    @blakerau6167 Před 9 měsíci +5

    the actual card game is super fun, shame it's wrapped up in consumerism

  • @TheArtisanGeek
    @TheArtisanGeek Před 2 lety +110

    Lmao I remember how I used to play outside and try and burn holes into my Pokemon cards with a magnifying glass -- weird how mundane things can randomly skyrocket in value.
    Also great job on the video! They keep getting better and I really appreciate it! :)

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  Před 2 lety +36

      ahaha i did exactly the same. I also have memories of chewing on a Charizard

    • @DragonballZTime
      @DragonballZTime Před rokem

      HAhah I did that too but otherhand I did with more things and fire

  • @0oSSSo0
    @0oSSSo0 Před 2 lety +31

    The production value is off the charts. Didn't expect that thinking that this was a commentary channel.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  Před 2 lety +14

      The more views/subs we get, the more we can justify putting in the effort to make good stuff!

  • @realdavidpain
    @realdavidpain Před rokem +5

    10:36 thank you - I shat myself laughing :(

  • @Rudygiulianisfrumpybooty

    9:34 so much of a fan that he went to Japan and filmed a dead boy with a pikachu hat. Such dedication to say the least

  • @kennethgg2130
    @kennethgg2130 Před 2 lety +136

    The fact that you have less than 100k subs is criminal

    • @pippincovington1348
      @pippincovington1348 Před 2 lety

      Yeah... What is this

    • @Rockinintomordor
      @Rockinintomordor Před 2 lety +3

      CZcams and other social media purposely torpedo and subvert radicals like them for the sake of trying to maintain the neoliberal status quo on their platforms. That they manage some success *despite* the algorithms being weaponized against them is a sign of their real success.

    • @germpot
      @germpot Před 2 lety

      Channels that focus on quality are usually like that. They stick with a specific subject, rather than going for a Minecraft let's play today, and a reaction to Twitch drama tomorrow, and a fake apology video every three months, which is all the shit that draws people in. Folks want mind-numbing entertainment to distract them from reality, because reality is shit. These boys, their channel focuses entirely on reality, which so many are trying to escape. The name of the channel is literally "Boy Boy", which is the realest interpretation of all of their content. It hammers the point, that this channel focuses on reality, home.

  • @scromly1169
    @scromly1169 Před 2 lety +48

    I love how you end the videos most of the time. It’s always at some sort of a cliffhanger. I’m expecting you to say one final thing to make me think a specific thing, but you always leave it up to the viewer on how they should feel. Happy, sad, disappointed, humored, etc. love the content sfm man, it’s fun and makes one think.

  • @fran2911
    @fran2911 Před rokem +6

    12:03 bruh..

  • @tirthoroy2218
    @tirthoroy2218 Před 8 měsíci

    never thought about unboxing like that, thank you for this

  • @Jacksongirard
    @Jacksongirard Před rokem +95

    When I was living in Australia in 2001 it was all Digimon and POGs at every recess. Also dance battles and killing scorpions. Man, Australia was the most fun I ever had in school. Shout out to Whyalla!

    • @Jacksongirard
      @Jacksongirard Před rokem

      Wait... did you put... your PP in that camera box? Is there footage on the patreon?!

    • @ITSFISHY
      @ITSFISHY Před rokem +1

      2001 was port lincoln for me so similar experience I'd bet!

    • @sergeynazaro1768
      @sergeynazaro1768 Před rokem +1

      Killing scorpions

    • @TipeONegatyve
      @TipeONegatyve Před rokem +1

      POGs were not popular in the US after like 98...

    • @jesuschrist9985
      @jesuschrist9985 Před rokem +2

      @@TipeONegatyve cool man, got any other useless information that’s not relevant to this dude you can add?

  • @brockstephens7961
    @brockstephens7961 Před 2 lety +198

    Marx and Engels predicted this in their revolutionary theory of "Pokemon materialism." Truly they knew how capitalism would evolve

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 Před 2 lety +19

      Cucksumerism is such an apt term… paying to watch someone else enjoy what you don’t have 😬 that hits the bone

  • @nat7278
    @nat7278 Před rokem

    These videos are so good. Well done.

  • @edisonguineywhite5804

    i really think this is one of the best videos ever made. very well done!

  • @tangbein
    @tangbein Před 2 lety +22

    When I was in elementary school, in 5th grade I think it was, there was this podium in the courtyard where the principal and teachers would stand and hold speeches to the entire school. My friends and I would often go on top of that podium and throw Pokémon cards out to crowds of 1st graders. We truly felt like medieval prison guards, standing there, watching them fight each other to death over our Pokémon cards.

  • @frankfurt1063
    @frankfurt1063 Před 2 lety +8

    I only got into your channel here a week or so ago and I've already seen every video on here, finally some more stuff ! Channels like yours make a situation like this rn a lot more enjoyable to get through

  • @mr.izohi.5090
    @mr.izohi.5090 Před 5 měsíci

    The best begin of a Video (from zero to 0.25sec.genius), bravo Majestro

  • @E_T_31
    @E_T_31 Před rokem +3

    Funny thing, Kevin Teller, the guy who got Logan Paul's Charizard (11:12) is actually one of Germany's biggest Twitch Streamers going by the name of "Papaplatte"

    • @Elias-zd7eo
      @Elias-zd7eo Před rokem

      Genau das habe ich auch gerade gedacht, ich wollte nach den Kommentar suchen und schauen, ob ich das richtig verstanden hat. Papaplatte einfach international Boy

    • @E_T_31
      @E_T_31 Před rokem

      @@Elias-zd7eo true dat :)

  • @mgcarrigan
    @mgcarrigan Před 2 lety +17

    I just found this channel and I'll send up going through this entire play list all at once. Such a great channel. Keep going guys, you've got talent.

  • @HeckaLives
    @HeckaLives Před 2 lety +27

    "Don't think, just consume product. Then get excited for next product."

  • @TheTurtleNexus
    @TheTurtleNexus Před rokem +4

    I am a millennial and somehow managed to be completely unaware of Pokemon until I was an adult. But I did live through Turtlemania and it was amazing!

  • @drew8235
    @drew8235 Před rokem +2

    At the end of the day it doesn't matter as long as it makes people happy and it's not damaging anyone. I can collect cards and still go about my day to day just fine lol.

  • @mr.obvious4810
    @mr.obvious4810 Před 2 lety +7

    4:38
    "You've got hundreds of these cards"
    "Yeah and i got a lot more hen..hheheh"

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  Před 2 lety +7

      Another reason why kids are dumb

  • @soultr549
    @soultr549 Před 2 lety +40

    This video is terrifying and funny at the time, the ending was top notch!!!

  • @nilocdg9752
    @nilocdg9752 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Nothing wrong with a hobby or collection. But hoarding massive amounts of product is just scum to me.

  • @waltyrfall74_44
    @waltyrfall74_44 Před měsícem

    I remember because we grew up kinda lean, we couldn't afford money for pokemon cards, but one of the older more rich kids on my bus decided to give out all of their cards to the younger kids. I only had like 40 random cards, but i remember loving those things. Eventually my family got enough that i could get my own new packs once in a while. Ill still never forget how awesome it felt trading them and sharing favorites with other kids. Pokemon was more than just buying garbage for a lot of kids.

  • @lumay6763
    @lumay6763 Před 2 lety +147

    Great video! Truly sad how easily manipulated children can be, but really terrifying how adults and "grown-ups" believe that what they are buying is an actual investment. It's a game that only the rich win, either by selling high or alienating the poor.

    • @lumay6763
      @lumay6763 Před 2 lety +2

      Bye the way, noiceeee boxpie

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien Před 2 lety +16

      Lmao nothing has any inherent value unless the market says it does. If something is expensive, that's YOUR fault, the buyers fault for buying for that price. The buyer and seller both agree on a price, that's how price is invented. Without a buyer and a seller agreeing on a price, there are no prices for anything

    • @StreakyBaconMan
      @StreakyBaconMan Před 2 lety +10

      It has happened numerous times - speculative investors enter the market, artificially drive up prices with dirty tricks like fake sales for huge prices and people see the price increases and think "I should invest!" and end up paying more than they will ever be able to sell it for. What people need to remember is that these people at the start who drove the prices up are only buying into the market because they want to make money, and don't care about collecting anything but money, once they have left the market the demand shrinks which makes prices fall, which means nobody wants to invest anymore and those who did are all trying to sell off making the prices fall even more until you are left with just the legitimate collectors who have any desire to purchase these things, and they generally can't afford to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on an item to add to their collection if they can never really sell it again.

    • @jayc33day
      @jayc33day Před rokem +5

      Ur stocks aren't a real investment

    • @MrEverisforever
      @MrEverisforever Před rokem +10

      Pokemon cards just like dollars are only worth what people are willing to pay. First edition pokemon cards can never be re made and will hold onto their value. It's sad that you don't understand this

  • @takescake
    @takescake Před 2 lety +11

    I love how the channel died then you two stuck the defibrillator on its lifeless body and now it's back baby!

  • @algar6616
    @algar6616 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Saw a couple Pokémon card unboxing videos and felt similarly.
    At first it’s, “oh cool a sandshrew” then it’s flying through every single common card and only looking at holographic, then it’s skimming the more common holographics and really just waiting for that “one rare pull”. And somewhere along in that process it goes from a frivolous yet fun watch, to a depressing reduction of why we enjoy watching these video and buying things… it’s always the next thing

    • @dawn9532
      @dawn9532 Před 9 měsíci +1

      maxmoefoe does it differently and makes it entertaining

  • @TheDRAG0N22
    @TheDRAG0N22 Před rokem +2

    On one hand. I don't judge people wanting to go back to their childhood loves. On the other. There's a line and when you are SENDING SOMEONE ELSE YOUR SHIT TO OPEN it becomes absolutely absurd and pathetic

  • @Garlicbredqueen
    @Garlicbredqueen Před 2 lety +38

    I love how it’s told historically, even with more recent events. This video will stay a timeless classic from an amazing channel 👌🏻

  • @DavisSorenson
    @DavisSorenson Před 2 lety +36

    "All that once was directly lived has become mere representation."
    "[the history of social life can be understood as] the decline of _being_ into _having_ , and _having_ into _merely appearing_ ."
    - Guy Debord, _The Society of the Spectacle_

    • @Cibershadow2
      @Cibershadow2 Před 2 lety

      Tom Nicholas (the channel) had a really good video going into this, and what it means for our modern society

  • @Gandhi_Physique
    @Gandhi_Physique Před rokem

    Bro that box pumping towards the end was uncalled for lmao

  • @TheJollyMercenary
    @TheJollyMercenary Před měsícem

    Funny that I got a pokemon card ad at the end of the video

  • @rectalfission
    @rectalfission Před 2 lety +69

    Damn, I'm on time for my favourite piece of upsetting politicised entertainment !
    Thanks Boy Boy for ruining the illusion of liberalism with such consistency, my pain increases, but my awareness too... *Sad Marxist laughter*

  • @jackclay5565
    @jackclay5565 Před 2 lety +3

    So glad you boys are still uploading here, love your videos!

  • @jacksonsparrow1862
    @jacksonsparrow1862 Před rokem

    I gotta watch that ‘watch me open this box video’ right now!!!

  • @billyhighfill
    @billyhighfill Před rokem +1

    You guys are funny!! I love your content. So original. The accents are 👍. Keep making the content you do guys. Please don’t change. 🤜🤛🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

  • @Gaby-wi4bx
    @Gaby-wi4bx Před 2 lety +32

    I'm so glad pokemon teached me how to cast spells, I always write it in my CV

  • @Maximilian-Willert
    @Maximilian-Willert Před 2 lety +16

    Oh come on! It's not even a Sony Alpha S3! But in all seriousness, once again an absolute master piece from you guys, thanks so much!

  • @ningboy3274
    @ningboy3274 Před rokem

    4:15 I remember having this vhs, it just randomly showed up in the mail for my brother one day back in the 90s...

  • @bBrooksR
    @bBrooksR Před 10 měsíci

    I think you hit the nail right on the head with this video, I think the whole point of wrapping that big deck of cards up in an elastic band was to try and trade 50 or so cards for a single “rare” card from kids in the lower grades. We were like little wall street wolfbois trying to scam any kid out of their rare shit for a couple of cards they personally liked. The amount of gen 1 charizards I’ve personally held onto back in the day blows my mind as an adult I don’t own a single card. I think what captured me so much was the show & then the game boy games, trying to beat the main game while getting a team together to stack up against your friends was the most dopamine filled thing I experienced as a kid.

    • @modshroom
      @modshroom Před 9 měsíci

      yeah man, it's ridiculous how many younger kids i scammed. only to stop caring like a year later and give all my cards away.

  • @jbitt1617
    @jbitt1617 Před 2 lety +49

    What an extremely well thought out and put together piece of content. Quality stuff boys

  • @rrocc
    @rrocc Před 2 lety +6

    We need that unlisted video of him nibbling on the corner of a box

  • @LifesBitsNPieces
    @LifesBitsNPieces Před rokem +19

    My homeschooled 10 yo, joined other 8-11yo homeschoolers. They made a Pokémon trading cards club and each week they gather for 2 hours and have fun trading cards. The fun they have talking to each other is priceless! Some of the boys have Pokémon cards that they got from their dad or younger relatives that lost interest in Pokémon.

  • @pietervanschalkwyk3700
    @pietervanschalkwyk3700 Před 2 lety +4

    The skit at 10:43...is easily the BEST thing I've seen ever! Your enthusiasm at his unboxing video...my tummy hurts from laughing!!!

  • @tobbleboii5988
    @tobbleboii5988 Před 2 lety +6

    4:26
    to be fair, they're terrified of pretty much anything