Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Talking To Anyone?
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- čas přidán 16. 05. 2020
- A fundamental element of an RPG is the ability to talk to an NPC, often times to make decisions that will impact the game world, making it feel like your actions had an effect on the world. But what if you wanted to be the quiet kid who sits in the front of the bus asking the teachers what they think of his nose gold? Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Talking To Anyone?
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Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Talking To Anyone? (in text form)
The simple answer is, no, obviously you can’t. But there are steps you can take to limit the number of people you interact with. As for what counts as “talking to anyone”, anything that involves the dialog menu. If you see the option to tell them goodbye, you’ve already failed. Naturally, that comes with its own set of challenges. The beginning of the game is dead simple. I’ve done this multiple times by now, it’s just that this time I’m abandoning my father instead of him abandoning me. Now I could have, within the limitations of this challenge, assigned my SPECIAL points before I began my grand escape. You don’t speak to your father during this part of the game. You can speak at him, but you don’t have to. You can walk up to him, say nothing, he’ll leave you alone with an assortment of different choking hazards, and you can assign your points. It’s unnecessary.
To begin escaping the vault as a baby, you abuse the game’s instantaneous quick-save quick-load mechanic to glitch yourself through a wall at which point you’ll fall through an eternity of grey nothing and be placed in a part of the vault you can only be in if your current objective is to escape the Vault. It was harder than usual to transcend reality and make the wall my bitch. I couldn’t tell you way. Going back to SPECIAL stats for a moment, I didn’t bother assigning them because the only enemies you’ll find in the Vault at this point, because things are a little weird, are a handful of radroaches.
As usual, I was completely defenseless against them. Babies naturally suck at hand-to-hand combat and lack the fine motor skills required to hold a gun, so you can’t go on the offensive to take the fight to the bugs that probably weigh more than both your legs combined. Then you just snag the Overseer’s key, open the tunnel, waddle to the Vault door, and you’re given the option to make any last minute modifications to your character before entering the real meat of Fallout 3. I wasn’t sure which way I wanted to go with any of my stats, so I just drained Charisma and evenly distributed the remaining points to both have a well-rounded character and to have a solid assortment of perks to choose from upon leveling up. - Hry
"I'm abandoning my father before he abandons me"
The future is now old man
This is what i call, a pro gamer move.
Outstanding move
*Fallout 4 logo appears and ear rape kazoo fallout theme intensifies.*
Lila how many times do we need to teach you this lesson, old man?
@@dossiebigham2280 shaun? SHAUN? SHAUUUUUNNNNN!!!!
“Babies naturally suck at hand-to-hand combat” best quote of the video
*"blue eyes white communist" is (probably) the best mittensquad quote over all.*
@@Zadanoire What video is that? I need to find it
“Most people don’t get kneecaps until they hit puberty”
*death cam zooms out to show a hideously glitched stretchy corpse, "Yup that's a baby alright" lol
@@KeithDavis277 maybe from operation anchorage? I am not sure about it btw
Honestly, I will never stop getting a kick out of how Grandma Sparkles always crashes your game.
Hey like I've seen a few of his vids, why does he not like Grandma Sparkles? Serious question.
I used to have that happen on the road to Primm in New Vegas, back when I had about a thousand mods. Some parts of bethesda games, for whatever reason, are just more unstable than others. The fact it's the weird hillbilly grandma's shack that seems to always end up broken is just funny.
Winston Yalamanchili So she summons the V O I D?
Grandma sparkles casts the same sparkling spell on you that made the dwemer disappear.
I remember back when I played the PS3 version a decade ago there was a cell on the other side of the river that would always crash the game when I entered it, so I always avoided this area in the game.
Alternative title:
Calm-voiced man angrily spends hours wasting his time and killing himself as a baby
Facts
U mean a game "where's your daddy"?
Just joking around
Been though all the comments by far takes the win 🤣
“I’m abandoning my father before he can abandon me” What Shawn thought in Fallout 4
BIG BRAIN!
“What if l leave before he leaves me?”
Wasn't it Shaun?
*shaun
Mr. Night no it was a robot
Imagine what your dad is thinking
Your mom trusts him to take care of you for one day... And you phase through a wall, never to be seen again
His mom’s dead.
He’s 100% gonna be labelled a murderer. Imagine saying “No, I didn’t kill my baby! They phased through a wall and disappeared!” as your only defense
@@lucillefrancois150 I dont have to imagine.
"So, honey... about the ba- oh wait you died during childbirth never mind have a nice day"
@@thomashanson6603 lol
4:10 Yeah I remember when I was 13 and my kneecaps grew in. I was the talk of my 7th grade class. All the other kids were so jealous.
That was sounded just like mitten squad, I thought you were just quoting him. My god.
This made me laugh way harder than neccessary
I got mine during a PE class in high school, it was a bit untimely
@@SQron188 Daaamn. That’s rough, man.
I am currently going through puberty and I unironicly looked at my knees
"Well that's a baby alright."
Looks like a Chernobyl stick bug.
Underrated comment
Dad: come here son!
Son: runs into a wall and phases out of existence
When your baby would rather phase out of existence than talk to you. Oof.
F
F
F
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"Maybe this son will be different--oh god he's phasing through the wall already."
Next time: "omg he's addicted already and for some reason his head is all weird"
I read these in Liam Neeson's voice and laughed my ass off
Paul: "I passed by a opportunity to end a certain someone."
Grandma Sparkle: "You know the rules and so do I.~"
I wonder how many "Colonel Winter" jokes Colonel Autumn has to endure at the office water-cooler
Patrolling with Colonel Autumn almost makes you wish for a Colonel Winter.
I sure could Colonel Spring into Colonel Autumn's- er, never mind.
Puberty: a spontaneous event where a child suddenly grows kneecaps, ribs, heels, middle fingers, front teeth, and a clavicle at the cost of temporary loss of function of the frontal lobe. This usually happens anywhere from the ages of 9 to 99.
Yeah, right? I was like, "hold on, kneecaps at puberty?! Most kids have partially developed kneecaps by the time theyre four!"
Really Micheal? Im still waiting for my kneecaps
Caleb Spilman i don’t have my ribs caleb. Be more Sensitive.
I still have only 8 fingers and im missing my clavicle. Dont pretend that your the only person with problems
My grandma had to make it through the depression in her 50's with only half a kneecap and 1 rib.
"Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say"
Wrong game
“Oh he might have let on liven, but he made one fatal slip”
Declan Huber Fallout 3 is basically New Vegas’s dumber and less good looking older brother, so it may as well be the right game
Lucille Francois To be honest it’s kind of hard to make a game about a polluted and absolutely destroyed city look good
"When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip"
Can you beat Fallout without talking to anyone?
"Dumped all points into speech"
Its required
@@gamingguy808 why
@@The-jy3yq are you serious?
@@The-jy3yq 12:41 here is your explenation
@@The-jy3yq Because he can talk his way out of situations and it takes less time to speak to NPC's
Paul u are charismatic and have a great speaking voice. I hope you find peace when the next game really begins. We love u.
Ah yes, the social distancing run.
That's my favourite run besides running from the cops for tax fraud
The famous Corona Run
nice
Corndog
Mando i agree
Imagine being able to speak in a open world rpg
Wild
@High Overlord Snarffie Beagle lmao
This post was made by the mute gang
an*
Fallout 76
Rest in peace, brother, you will most certainly be missed.
5:24 "Baby's first suicide" sounds like emo gatekeeping
Or a dark take on Elmo's Letter Adventure....
Honestly, I just enjoy hearing this guy talk, I like his sense of humor. The video games are good, but he could be recapping movies and I'd still watch the videos.
I agree 100%!
I use his videos to go to sleep. His monotone voice is really calming
@@tris7794 I do the same, but too many times when im just about to fall asleep he says a stupid joke and I start laughing and realise I cannot sleep for another 10-20 minutes
@@BUCCIMAIN bro, been there done that lol
@@tris7794 Graymane or Battleborn
“Can you beat fallout new Vegas while suffering from all the addictions and having your head crippled”?
bumping this to top so he can see it
He’s been putting that one off for about 2 years now.
He’s never gonna do it man
If you can beat the game with all SPECIALs and skills at 1, then having the addictions is no biggie. And a crippled head only affects you VATS accuracy and makes the screen blurry. All in all, I'd say it's possible, unless there's some addiction I've forgotten about that doesn't just lower your SPECIALs (e.g. one that has damage over time effect)
That just sounds like pain. I like it
“Babies naturally suck at hand to hand combat, and lack the fine motor skills to hold a gun.”
5:44 wait...are you telling me that the "baby" model is just...a tiny "full-sized person" model?? i know this is bethesda but oh my god im dying over here imagining the intro lmfao
yes, they are lazy, and yes, you are a naked miniature adult at the intro
@@nguyen-vuluu3150 I wouldn't really call it lazy. There's absolutely no reason why they'd expect people to see the baby vault dweller, especially when it released initially on console.
*father I require a “pip boy”*
@@nguyen-vuluu3150 That's not lazy, that's basic game design. Don't model stuff nobody is meant to see. Same reason Valve never fully modeled the guns in HL2, just the only side you see.
@@goombalo10 HL1*
So I have literally put 100's of hours into this game in the past, and I never knew there was a Hollowed-Out Rock by Megaton until now.
I... actually found the rock before I realized Megaton EXISTED, my first time through.
Just 100s? I have THOUSANDS of hours invested into the game because I love having fun.
I found it by accident
Ruru240z thousands? I HAVE MILLIONS OF HOURS
Big oof
“Okay son you got this, just walk forward.”
“Son what are you do- where the hell did you go.”
The reverse Peak-a-boo
*through the walls father*
"I had a plan: I was gonna wing it"
I ask myself this question everyday, "Can I get through this day without talking to anyone?"
Enclave: we have the most well organize military force
One quiet boy: ._.
Enclave: Aaaand we're dead.
Great joke, I genuinely laughed. Although, technically the enclave doesn’t die off until the broken steel DLC.
*organized
To be fair they'd probably have won if it weren't for the giant metal embodiment of the American Military industrial complex throwing nukes around like a nuclear powered quarterback and melting people with its face laser.
Ironic, victims of their ancestors hubris.
Fallout 3 challenge: [exists]
Mitten Squad: I had no choice but to play the game through as a baby.
Yeah I mean really goes from 0 to 60 on that one
I miss mitten squad
Me too man. Me too,
At least we have a library or content to enjoy from him,
Somones should download it in case it ever gets taken off CZcams
😔
"he will leave you alone with an assortment of different choking hazards"
Mitten got me looking up “do babies have knee caps”
Yes
Do they
when did you think theyd get them?
yea, you're born with kneecaps. They just aren't fully grown until puberty.
The medical term for kneecaps is patella. There I've imparted knowledge
I legitimately was not sure if this was impossible for him, he's done some crazy shit before
It's Mitten Squad, he *will* find a way.
RIP Paul. Thank you for the joy you brought so many of us.
Shame that every one of his videos comment sections will now turn into a reworded copy-paste of this comment
@@ImJustBob Go fuck yourself. Let people miss him.
@@ImJustBob actual pain
@@ImJustBobhow dare people express their sadness at someone's death!
@@ImJustBob How about you show SOME remorse for the man's passing? Copy/paste or not, it's the intent behind it that counts. Go be a troll elsewhere
"With no way to heal, this would be difficult."
Me: *sipping from toilets progressively gets louder*
random fact: since you get 2 rads from each hp healed on toilets, you will die after healing 500hp
@@owoberon4947 I mean, that's assuming you don't have any perks or other modifications that alter that and you aren't carrying radaway so...either way, that's a buncha hp. Who knew that slimy toilet water was the solution to bullet wounds?
@@smolgameboi1553 i think only GTA players knew.
>gets shot by rocket launcher
>heals with soda
@@owoberon4947 Skyrim players also knew, due to the whole "eating cheese after being hit with a sword" thing
5:43 Dear God, its just a scaled down player character. I always wondered if they gave you an actual baby body but Jesus. This is what Liam Neeson sees?
No wonder he left.
No wonder his mother died
It's kinda hot tho
@@deanedongdoorbell .
@@deanedongdoorbell .
Lmao. When I started the video, there was no sound. Everything was turned up and not muted. I watched a solid 5 minutes before it occured to me something was wrong. I, genuinely, thought there was no V/O. "Can you beat Fallout 3 without talking to anyone?"
Can you make a challenge video without a voiceover?
Anyone else watching back through all of his videos after hearing what happened? We really lost a true gem of the community.
Yup such a legend
He wasn't a gem, he was a burning piece of coal determined to light up whatever game he laid hands on. He was the best at what only he could do, and he'd best end up in a good game one day
I'm waiting for Mitten squad to do a video called
"Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Breathing In Real Life"
I mean shit he already beat one with his feet and 2 at once
But then he can't regale us with his amazing metaphors!
7:56 di- did you just disable the dog
3 1/2 minutes in and I'm starting to suspect I know how this will end. And yet, with nearly 14 minutes remaining in the video, it's rather difficult to hide my excitement for how this might play out
did it end as you expected?
"Because that's how time works." - my favorite
Never got to know you but ive enjoyed every minute of your content
I'm trying this in real life: can confirm, it's pretty rough.
@Sebas7710 Its easy, barely an inconvenience!
Wait. You guys talk to people?
You fool, you just broke the run by talking to us!.. only thing to do now is to restart from the beginning...
@@Gamespud94 **Makes clone and kills self**
There's currently an event that makes it easy to complete this challenge.
“I had an idea. It just wasn’t a good one.” Felt that my dude.
I still watch all of mitten’s videos when I play Bethesda games
Gonna keep missing him
"for the briefest of moments, there was actual enthusiasm in my voice. It didn't last long."
Before starting this video, I'm gonna take a guess and say no. But, Paul's surprised me before.
Can you beat fallout nv without hearing “patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for the a nuclear winter” while siding with the ncr?
No
Yes, just turn down your volume and turn off subtitles.
Didn't he do it in his other channel?
@@Dianbler No
Yeah? I sided with the ncr and I don't remember ever hearing that line outside of the meme.
Miss you lot man.
Rest in peace Paul ❤
You´d think after this many times of being without a working Pip Boy he would have deleted the game and installed it fresh without that Pip Pad mod by now, but nope.
Fun fact: human babies actually have three kneecaps, which fuse together into one as they grow.
So only one leg has 2 kneecaps?
@@UnversedNote94 *[Int
What if the baby used to be an adventurer, how many knees do they have?
@@UnversedNote94 No no, three kneecaps "per leg*. Sometimes more if their parents were related before they were married.
My third leg didn't fuse into the other two, what do I do?
I'll never stop watching you, You will always be missed. We lost a great man
RIP. You absolute legend! 😢
“Not that I plan to play Fallout 3 again after this,”
*insert CallMeCarson crying*
Dont worry hes joking.
A dead horse always needs a beating, and mitten has strength of 10.
Imagine watching your child clip through the wall and leave you forever.
On the bright side you definitely don't have to worry about child support payments when it was the child that left you lol
Well how are you going to explain that
Imagine being a father in a State-of the art vault. Your wife gives birth to your baby boy, but she dies of a heart attack. Your son, taking his first steps, wanders around the room. He is strugh
trying to walk, he's just a little baby. He comes close to you, then he goes to the corner of the room. Alters the fabric of time itself, clipping through the room, never to see your son again.
What a story that Mitten made, and I narrated.
"I convinced the guard to look the other way by tossing a grenade"
When is paul going to do a run of fallout 4 with the bat that launches people into space?
the 2077 world series baseball bat?
Hopefully soon!
I'm in the middle of doing this run and it's a great time. I recommend giving it a go. Modeled my character after Hank Aaron and he wears a baseball outfit
@@chrislarson3093 why not play as Barry Bonds and go around smacking people while always on psycho? lol
0:50
"This time im abandoning my father instead of him abandoning me"
Cant abandon father if he abandoned you already
"Out before or after this video because that's how time works" lmao perfect explanation
“Most people dont get kneecaps until they hit puberty”
I......so I didn’t have kneecaps until I was 12....?
Saad Lil Muffin you are born with a cartilage kneecap that starts to turn into bone at around 2-6 years old (what a range)
Makayla Kraus oooh
Makayla Kraus wait... the average puberty begins at 4?
Yes
I’ve attempted this same challenge in New Vegas and I had to get into dialogue with 3 people, Doc Mitchell, the greeter at The Tops and Yes Man.
“A fundamental element of an RPG is the ability to talk to an NPC.” Too bad they didn’t realize this basic concept when making Fallout 76.
Dude you’re a little late. Wastelanders exists now and it has actual npcs.
Zane NPCs shouldn’t be an expansion pack “innovation”.
@@user-kn8bq3lu8j Dude, Wastelanders should have been the base, now they're a year and half behind of where the game could be.
@@RockRedGenesis More like should be than could be.
Zane is it worth playing now?
I bought it when it came out I was disappointed so I uninstalled it
“Not that I plan to play Fallout 3 again after this,”
ill miss this
“Babies naturally SUCK at hand-to-hand combat”
Idk about you man but I could hold my own when I was an infant 🤼♀️
This is what happens when your dad leaves for milk, and stays gone for 10 years
That better be some good milk
*I do have an idea for a run hat I know is 100% impossible: "Can you beat fallout: new vagas while blind?"*
*basically the screen is completely black to the player but they are allowed to follow audio queues such as frag mines exploding or NPCs rambling.*
Is not 100% impossible
Pressing random buttons at random intervals would not even be 100% impossible
@@tuttosalve8352 Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas using only a random number generator?
@@jfarrar19 *Yooo! That actualy better than my impossible idea!*
Can you best new vegas without healthcare
I don't know about fallout, but I heard about a blind person finishing a legend of zelda game. I think it only took him about 5 years.
Rest in peace
You really fucked me up with the kneecap until puberty thing, I dont even know why I tried to remember if I didnt have them
When you realize he is playing as a baby again, and know, that is going to be a hell of a ride.
I passed my biology test with this fact babies don’t have knee caps
Anybody gonna talk about how he said “372 words ago.”
Up next: "Can you beat Fallout 3 without playing Fallout 3"
Technically, yes. There's a mod for Fallout: New Vegas that allows you to play Fallout 3 in New Vegas. So like, you can beat Fallout 3 without actually playing Fallout 3.
YES! I’VE BEEN RECOMMENDING THIS PLAYTHROUGH FOR A YEAR! I probably didn’t have any influence on whether or not he played it, but I’m still happy.
me getting out of my car to see what that bump was
6:22
RIP mitten squad
"The short answer is no, you cant."
Me knowing full well when I clicked on the video that it was impossible:
"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
Shrexboxlive is the coolest ms discord member.
Does he ever have a big iron on his hip?
@Cayden Goehl a battle for the ages
Free promo
For a second I thought ms stood for Microsoft god im stupid
@@theundeadwarden3906 he do
I love how theres no way someone could have fully watched this video but someone has already disliked it
To be fair, would you watch a full video if you knew you disliked it?
I liked it before I watched it, and I think that’s essentially the same thing, no?
Im going to make it clear, im just saying if you know you would dislike it why click on the video?
It may have been MS
Yeah I get what you were saying. But even if I didn’t finish the video I’m going to give him the like either way. It’s still the same thing. Just the opposite side of the coin.
"to costly from a dictionary standpoint." Is my new favorite phrase
I actually really like your approach in this video. I would love to see more of your videos go in a similar direction whenever you encounter an insurmountable impasse. I love your work, keep it up. :D
So its basically can you beat fallout 3 with crippling social anxiety
Why would I want to do that when I can already test this in real life?
Just when I thought Mittens was running out of ways to torture himself, he finds a new, social distancing approved way to do it anew.
“Can you beat Skyrim with only the Wabbajack”
Just imagine
That challenge is the most possible challenge hes possibly done
Do I have a video for you, chum
Dun did it
"Babies don't have knee caps yet. You get them when you hit puberty"
One of the funniest lines you've said thus far
This is my life right here.
Hi
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@@terminaldiseas9849 uck
@@stealthysniper61psn58 sake
@@meshman2763 why
So basically "Avoid Brian Wilks: The Game"
"I was voted most quiet in high school, I was fuckin made for this" 😂😂😂 I love this guy. love the vids even tho they are old. im literally binging all your vids
Is such a shame i saw this after Paul’s passing. To use the console to add the pip boy you have to add the pip boy item and then use a console command to equip the pip boy. If you dont have the item you cant equip it, and just using the console to add the pip boy to inventory wont equip it outright.
AKA: "Can You Beat Fallout 3 While Pretending It's Fallout 76?"
Impossible fallout 3 too good
@@DirtyGeorge everything is better than fallout 76
@@kap6457 the thing is I like it even though its my least favourite
My list is
Fallout 4
Fallout nv
Fallout 3
Fallout shelter
Fallout 76
@@kap6457 Fallout Brotherhood of Steel
Wastelanders update?
"He'll look the other way if you toss a live grenade his way" 😂😂
RIP Paul
I always look forward to these videos dude, they've helped keep me sane during this whole shitshow.
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Fallout 76 at Luanch: Wait, it is?
Thank you for doing this! Surely an interesting take on the game
Next up: CYB Fallout NV whislt being Idolized by all communities? (or one where all are vilified?)
Vilified would be much easier, just shoot everyone, except for Yes Man's quest
Dumb Head why would idolized be harder?
Emerald Dragon because you’d have to side with either the NCR or Legion at some point, even if it’s an independent run.
I learned that I'm stupid enough to never notice that damn medicine bobblehead through dozens of playthroughs.
I’m glad you explored other possibilities and options. Makes a great video!