Can You Beat Fallout 3 As A Nuclear Anomaly?

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  • čas přidán 11. 07. 2020
  • There are a lot of perks in Fallout 3. The majority of them just provide small bonuses to various skills: +5 to Repair and Medicine, +15 to Barter, +10 to Speech, that sort of thing. But there’s one perk that actually gives you a new way to attack enemies. Can You Beat Fallout 3 As A Nuclear Anomaly?
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    Can You Beat Fallout 3 As A Nuclear Anomaly? (in text form)
    Uh… probably not. Nuclear Anomaly is a perk you can’t get until you reach level 30, which also happens to be the max level in Fallout 3 even with all DLCs installed. In this challenge, the only way to attack an enemy is with that perk. So could you somehow reach level 30 in Fallout 3 without attacking anything? I highly doubt it since there are no XP farm “exploits”, if you want to call them that, like there are in Fallout 4, at least not that I’m aware of. Which means there are 2 ways for me to get this perk and both involve cheating, but we’ll get to that in a bit.
    Inside Vault 101, I named myself Adam Bomb, and started assigning SPECIAL Points. I drained Strength, Charisma, and Intelligence because they had no value to me, maxed out Perception and Endurance to be able to take a couple important perks, and put the rest in Agility and Luck. Looking back, Luck was probably a waste, I think I would’ve been better off putting those points in Strength. The bonus to all skills is negligible and I have a hard time believing Critical damage applies to the walking Nagasaki perk. I did kill the roach during my 10th birthday party only so that I wouldn’t have to play the game as a baby or as a child, escaped the vault without attacking anything as I’ve done many times, and stepped outside ready to leave the world of mortals behind and take my place among the stars.
    I used the reward xp command to give myself enough experience points to get me to level 30, and began the process of assigning skill points and picking skills. In an effort to not become too overpowered, because I’d be at level 30 and would have a bunch of perks by the time this was over, I spread out my skill points evenly amongst all skills as I leveled up. I think this is a fair way to balance things out. Almost half of the skills - Big Guns, Energy Weapons, Explosives, Melee Weapons, Small Guns, and Unarmed - are worthless since I can’t use any of those weapons. Doing it this way kept me from maxing out only the skills I’d be using, like Medicine or Repair. I’m not going through all the perks I picked, there isn’t time to talk about 30 different perks.
    The big ones were Explorer which marked all locations on my map, Rad Tolerance to slap Minor Radiation Poisoning back to where it belongs, Rad Absorption to turn my sweat into a cool neon green color, Devil’s Highway to set my Karma to Very Evil, Toughness which was a dumb move on my part, No Weaknesses to raise all SPECIAL stats lower than 5 up to 5, and Nuclear Anomaly. With this perk, any time your health is below 20%, you erupt into a devastating nuclear explosion causing big damage to everyone and everything near you, including your armor and your limbs.
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  • @TheBeehawk
    @TheBeehawk Před 4 lety +3825

    Literally never heard someone say “a third of a dozen” instead of “4”

    • @violet5214
      @violet5214 Před 4 lety +359

      Well obviously our brains haven't reached that point yet

    • @maxdriever7668
      @maxdriever7668 Před 4 lety +246

      I really need to know his process for writing scripts lol

    • @porkyorcy1715
      @porkyorcy1715 Před 4 lety +187

      @@maxdriever7668 It feels like it's just him applying his naturally dry humour and spurts of sarcasm to explaining an exaggerated adventure, it works really fucking well

    • @josephreilly627
      @josephreilly627 Před 4 lety +21

      Porky Orcy yeah his delivery makes the jokes even funnier

    • @jordonturner9559
      @jordonturner9559 Před 4 lety +12

      You only hear that crap on math test

  • @Compi-Compean
    @Compi-Compean Před 4 lety +2336

    "I broke both my legs by accidentally jumping off a bridge on purpose"
    Not gonna lie that made me think longer that I'm proud to admit.

    • @pravinrao3669
      @pravinrao3669 Před 4 lety +43

      Accidentally because there was a chance that i would land properly when i jumped from bridge. I thought distance was not that long. I did not roll right. On purpose because maybe tried to flee from dogs or something or just see how it felt

    • @cheesecake8620
      @cheesecake8620 Před 4 lety +15

      @@pravinrao3669 you are over thinking it, it was just a joke

    • @chrisg3332
      @chrisg3332 Před 4 lety +6

      😂😂😂my guy have a whole mitten squid Typ beat speech

    • @motionlessr6345
      @motionlessr6345 Před 4 lety +3

      @@cheesecake8620 im pretty sure that's a quote from another video

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger Před 4 lety +4

      Say your purpose in jumping off a bridge is suicide, yet you hit a platform before reaching terminal velocity, just breaking your legs on purpose-that would make the breaking-your-legs part accidental while still giving you a reason to jump off a bridge.
      Shame it doesn't give you the purpose to continue living tho.

  • @friccle_
    @friccle_ Před 3 lety +2793

    The ending didnt even kill him, he just awoke with 40% of his health back and he cried as death stared him in his ginger mustached face, and said “ew no”

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 Před 2 lety +73

      Imagine death hates you so much he claims everyone else's soul to make up the difference

  • @gravytrainn
    @gravytrainn Před 3 lety +544

    Raider: Will you just stand still!!
    Paul: *is standing still*

    • @nelelf1183
      @nelelf1183 Před 3 lety +8

      So happy someone else noticed this XD Also you're one smexy ass man Brynjolf

    • @gravytrainn
      @gravytrainn Před 3 lety +4

      Beyond Note thanks lad or lass u too😘

  • @sammijunes
    @sammijunes Před 4 lety +16398

    Im starting to think this guy is actually insane playing the same, like, two games and yet finding new challenges every week

  • @conlanyourell5858
    @conlanyourell5858 Před 4 lety +391

    I like how there’s no middle ground with Mitten Squad’s videos. He’s either an indomitable force of nature or raiders take like 2 minutes to kill

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 Před 4 lety +3

      Conlan Stallick doom with only a pistol vs Skyrim with only a wabbajack

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy Před 4 lety +2699

    "I'm the big joke, and my body is the punchline."
    Beautiful.

  • @madeline3832
    @madeline3832 Před 3 měsíci +42

    1:34 "...ready to leave the world of mortals behind and take my place among the stars." i was. not ready for that :( rest in peace paul

  • @Garrett7789
    @Garrett7789 Před 4 lety +4225

    Hey just for future reference, if you keep placing and immediatly disarming a mine next to an npc before it blows up, will give you XP

  • @zmatt007
    @zmatt007 Před 4 lety +3017

    "My life left my body around the time I died."
    Write poetry please

    • @joshualeahy2162
      @joshualeahy2162 Před 4 lety +33

      I agree, riveting stuff.

    • @cattemstudios5865
      @cattemstudios5865 Před 4 lety +20

      Wow, thats an intresting way to die
      All i do when i die is die

    • @joshualeahy2162
      @joshualeahy2162 Před 4 lety +16

      @@cattemstudios5865 You think that's interesting, did ya know that you cease breathing when you commit not living? :D

    • @cattemstudios5865
      @cattemstudios5865 Před 4 lety +8

      @@joshualeahy2162 woah
      No i didnt know that

    • @joshualeahy2162
      @joshualeahy2162 Před 4 lety +11

      @@cattemstudios5865 Glad I could enlighten ya with that tid bit of info. I'm just a fountain of knowledge today huh lol. Here's another one for ya. Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. X 💜 :o 🌼

  • @JayAyeY
    @JayAyeY Před 3 lety +1861

    “By accidentally jumping off a bridge on purpose”

    • @libyanman8995
      @libyanman8995 Před 3 lety +5

      I did that once

    • @radicalthinking5651
      @radicalthinking5651 Před 3 lety +2

      @Joeseph Moore just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right

    • @Fraud_Above_All
      @Fraud_Above_All Před 3 lety +12

      I passed out when a lost consciousness.

    • @yassinenacif418
      @yassinenacif418 Před 3 lety

      I would say that every day morning after I wake up

    • @jackdaniels1749
      @jackdaniels1749 Před 3 lety

      I'm sorry for ruining the witty thread but shit this thread is gold LMAO

  • @nickjames1576
    @nickjames1576 Před 3 lety +545

    “I know a guy who knows a guy that can help me. Both of them are me”

  • @delgeveus7506
    @delgeveus7506 Před 4 lety +646

    When he say “The perk is like my air conditioner”, I remember the legendary duel between a drunk man and his strange sounding air conditioner.

  • @terrytheblackmage4799
    @terrytheblackmage4799 Před 4 lety +1464

    "I went shopping for dead bodies. They weren't in stock, but I know a guy who knows a guy who can help me out. Both of those guys are me." I'm stealing this line

    • @bentgi
      @bentgi Před 4 lety +19

      you might get copy right infringement

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 Před 4 lety +10

      Boss fight intro.

    • @cleanwater3180
      @cleanwater3180 Před 4 lety +48

      His commentary is perfection, my personal favorite is "she hits like a hippo with down syndrome"

    • @azure663
      @azure663 Před 4 lety +21

      @@bentgi "No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~Sonic the Hedgehog.

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 Před 4 lety +6

      That quote describes me every time I visit a game and the product always ends up turning into a huge surplus. lol

  • @feybrandt40533
    @feybrandt40533 Před 7 měsíci +344

    Rest in Peace Mitten Squad, You'll be forever missed. :(

    • @phillipcraig1120
      @phillipcraig1120 Před 4 měsíci +2

      What happened?

    • @badbreakingbadvideos
      @badbreakingbadvideos Před 4 měsíci +11

      ​@@phillipcraig1120 he died due to his alcohol dependency.

    • @phillipcraig1120
      @phillipcraig1120 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@badbreakingbadvideos Oh no! I didn't know.

    • @vagyokcopytroll4894
      @vagyokcopytroll4894 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@badbreakingbadvideos Did he really die? I mean, the last post says he is trying to overcome his alcoholism, with progress, but I never saw or heard anything that he died...
      Edit: Just looked up, he shall rest in piece....

    • @lewismillward2202
      @lewismillward2202 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@vagyokcopytroll4894he's not dead, he made a post saying as much 5 months ago

  • @JagerLange
    @JagerLange Před 4 lety +260

    "My Eruption Can Actually Kill Me" sounds like one of those weird medical documentaries.

  • @simonkimberly6956
    @simonkimberly6956 Před 4 lety +1487

    I stopped watching you scream at an AC for this, it was worth it.

  • @hamjaro2920
    @hamjaro2920 Před 4 lety +534

    Raider: "Will you just... stand still!" Mitten squad: "Well yes, that's my entire attack plan."

  • @eulbko
    @eulbko Před 4 lety +419

    Mom :”stop playing so many games”
    MittenSquad: “I only play one game, fallout.”

  • @Ethonra
    @Ethonra Před 4 lety +694

    This is one of my favorites of your works, Paul. Great comedy as usual. However, there's a tragic twist, one you probably didn't even know. If Adam Bomb can survive his own NUCLEAR DETONATION, hell, even being
    HEALED BY IT, it's actually pretty likely he would be the sole survivor (unintentional Fallout 4 reference) of the purifier exploding. He is the accursed immortal. Unable to die and any attempts to do so wipes out 6 city blocks per attempt. He can never die. Not fully. Truly the most pitiable character you have ever created.

    • @majorBearsky
      @majorBearsky Před 3 lety +38

      Unless he comes across stray radscorpions

    • @PanicLedisko
      @PanicLedisko Před 3 lety +9

      I was thinking the exact same thing!!

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 Před 2 lety +8

      he's like a ghoul with even better immortality.

    • @i-am-a_person8598
      @i-am-a_person8598 Před 2 lety

      He can die of age

    • @Ethonra
      @Ethonra Před 2 lety +21

      @@i-am-a_person8598 Possibly. He does, in fact, still age. But then that got me thinking...what if he still came back? For those that don't get the joke, Adam here "revives" whenever he dies (when Paul reloads a save so in my headcannon he is immortal not just because of that but how his explosive curse works) and radioactively explodes when near death/dies.
      So...I see three potential outcomes.
      (1) He dies, violently explodes, but because of his age, doesn't come back. Finally, finally...resting in peace.
      (2) He dies from old age at say 88, explodes, but is revived at a stasis age, say 33. So he has another 55 years in his "natural" life span before being reincarnated into a younger form.
      (3) And the most purgatorial, he dies of old age, explodes, and comes back...just to die of old age immediately and explode again...just to resurrect, die, explode. Again and again and again. Because he came back right as his "natural" life span hit zero, he is forever trapped in a perpetual series of never-ending, radioactive explosions. A most grim fate indeed...
      So thanks for letting me brainstorm this. It was fun!

  • @noam4723
    @noam4723 Před 4 lety +150

    I love how every time Paul starts a video with a normal explanation of game mechanics and then just slowly starts descending into madness

  • @Colonel_dinggus
    @Colonel_dinggus Před 4 lety +1940

    I don’t even like fallout 3 that much. I just watch every “can you beat” video for the amazing quotes like “I went shopping for more dead bodies but I couldn’t find any. Luckily I knew a guy who knew a guy who could help me out. Both of those guys are me.”

    • @denissiberian
      @denissiberian Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah, this is some Sam Lake level stuff.

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS Před 3 lety

      Lmfaoooo

    • @coajdka
      @coajdka Před 3 lety +17

      @FarrowTheEdgehog15 _ fallout 3 and 4 are the weakest in the main franchise

    • @nobro6971
      @nobro6971 Před 3 lety +7

      I don’t even really like fallout, I think. I’ve played 3,4, new Vegas, and 76, and couldn’t finish any of them. But I freaking LOVE these videos

    • @radium_habit6869
      @radium_habit6869 Před 3 lety

      Truly poetic

  • @ankleblad4727
    @ankleblad4727 Před 7 měsíci +34

    rest in peace man, you've accomplished this now 1:34

    • @det.halligan
      @det.halligan Před 4 měsíci

      Bro don't make me cry I'm at work watching this cmon

  • @gavinlittle4161
    @gavinlittle4161 Před 4 lety +233

    “Very likely they will take you from 23 to 0 before you can say Hiroshima” got me way more than it should have

  • @tenghiskhan2063
    @tenghiskhan2063 Před 4 lety +1445

    Why is every line in this video funny what the hell, “I bopped him on the nose with a nuclear newspaper” love it

    • @XxXxSabooxXxX
      @XxXxSabooxXxX Před 3 lety +12

      that was my favorite line by far

    • @vinidzn2706
      @vinidzn2706 Před 3 lety +14

      Accidentally jumping off a bridge on purpose wasnt bad either

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 Před 4 lety +230

    7:11 "But even she cannot overcome the power of the Atom."
    Guess the children of Atom have found their nuclear Prophet

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Před 4 lety +9

      Imagine if this perk was implemented into Glowing Ones instead of their weak ass flare. Now add an ability to raise other ghouls in the process as they can in Nuka World DLC and make them US soldiers stuck in their power armor just like Ghost People in Dead Money. That'd be quite an enemy type.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 Před 4 lety

      TheArklyte how would they get stuck in their suits though
      Radiation?

    • @goldenpig6453
      @goldenpig6453 Před 4 lety

      @@user-xt6ix4ui9m no.

  • @gmodlocus7309
    @gmodlocus7309 Před 4 lety +266

    "We've been shooting this guy for hours! He's gotta be close to death"
    "Just keep sho-"
    *BOOM*

  • @Declng67
    @Declng67 Před 2 lety +23

    15:14 "But my life left my body around the time I died" Truly an inspirational quote

  • @nashuaaaaa
    @nashuaaaaa Před 4 lety +754

    "Can you beat a window mounted air conditioner using only vodka"

    • @bentgi
      @bentgi Před 4 lety +40

      answer = yes but it takes a lot of vodka and a piece of cheese

    • @michelangelo5903
      @michelangelo5903 Před 4 lety +10

      not sure. but i put together a shelf from walmart with a glass vodka bottle because i didn’t have a hammer at my apartment

    • @sirzack0002
      @sirzack0002 Před 4 lety +6

      @Moe you have to be a channel member

    • @leodaoust8035
      @leodaoust8035 Před 4 lety +1

      What

    • @bentgi
      @bentgi Před 4 lety +1

      @Moe in the game?

  • @flyboy_nathan4112
    @flyboy_nathan4112 Před 4 lety +496

    Them:4
    Paul, an intellectual: "a third of a dozen"

    • @user-uy7bn4kt2b
      @user-uy7bn4kt2b Před 4 lety +3

      Lmao

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 Před 4 lety +37

      That’s how you reach that 5000 word essay

    • @Joey-pb6ul
      @Joey-pb6ul Před 4 lety +3

      Paul is just looking out for Mista

    • @_tertle3892
      @_tertle3892 Před 4 lety

      Unoriginal Person how about “ a quarter of twenty thousand”

  • @fox-milessavioroffoxes3782
    @fox-milessavioroffoxes3782 Před 4 lety +795

    Mitten: Someone call an ambulance...
    *Mitten reaches 20 HP and starts glowing*
    Mitten: ...but not for me.
    NPCs in a ten meter radius: .-.

  • @The_Hoff_12
    @The_Hoff_12 Před 6 měsíci +10

    Another masterpiece of a video. I will never get tired of watching and rewatching these challenges. Rest in peace Paul, thank you for the humor and life lessons you gave us ❤️

  • @Ap0Kal1ps3
    @Ap0Kal1ps3 Před 4 lety +479

    "No xp farms"
    Drop a mine next to a stationary NPC and disarm it immediately. Pick it up and repeat. Moira is a good NPC to do this with.

    • @kurtismay1325
      @kurtismay1325 Před 4 lety +59

      I think you used to be able to do the speech check from the annoying chick in big town over and over again too.

    • @igorkoskin5214
      @igorkoskin5214 Před 4 lety +53

      Yeah, but it probably going to take two hundreed billion years to get to level 30 this way

    • @TheIrishRushin
      @TheIrishRushin Před 4 lety +12

      @@igorkoskin5214 50,000+ xp no thanks

    • @demonjmh
      @demonjmh Před 4 lety +60

      The Mr sandman perk works.. it gives you XP whenever you use it and kids can only be knocked unconscious in game and it's kinda morbid but you can do the sandman perk on kids for infinite XP

    • @therealestmannyt1029
      @therealestmannyt1029 Před 4 lety +7

      there's also the scrap metal exploit

  • @justinlilith4326
    @justinlilith4326 Před 4 lety +399

    Grandma Sparkle: I fear no man. But... that thing...
    Nuclear Anomaly Mitten:
    Grandma Sparkle: It scares me.

    • @mango5370
      @mango5370 Před 4 lety +11

      I read this initially as " Nuclear anomaly Kitten" and got really confused but also really intrigued.

  • @enricopucci7205
    @enricopucci7205 Před 3 lety +267

    God accidentally poured the entire humor bottle into this man when creating him.

    • @calebsmithwick8838
      @calebsmithwick8838 Před 2 lety +9

      Literally dude. I fall asleep to these videos and half the time I crack up before I fall asleep. It’s amazing lol

    • @alexunderhay6185
      @alexunderhay6185 Před 2 lety +5

      And fallout skills

    • @ifunny3481
      @ifunny3481 Před rokem +3

      You think God would create something like Paul?

    • @mogenoof
      @mogenoof Před rokem +1

      @@ifunny3481i have a theory.
      a normal theory.
      so god can't have possibly have made paul, right? but in his fallout new vegas as a necromancer(i think) video, he said that a pair of twins birthed by the lord of hell, jeff bozas, ripped his family apart. maybe the lord of hell, the opposite of god, got jealous and tried to take back paul, or, paul was just spontaneously created

    • @ifunny3481
      @ifunny3481 Před rokem +1

      @@mogenoof interesting theory however I believe he was fucked into existence (not birthed mind you) by a frog and a sloth and left in the woods to be raised by squirrels.

  • @beatyoudown234
    @beatyoudown234 Před 7 měsíci +17

    God, man. You are so witty and funny.
    I'll miss you forever man. 💜

  • @TheeActualKeyboardWarrior
    @TheeActualKeyboardWarrior Před 4 lety +1762

    These are progressively getting more complicated, in a few more he's going to say "can you beat F4 as a Russian super computer from the 80's?"

    • @LonelySpaceDetective
      @LonelySpaceDetective Před 4 lety +85

      Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With A 1970's Calculator?

    • @knucklesofuganda2582
      @knucklesofuganda2582 Před 4 lety +55

      "can you beat Fallout NV as a giraffe?"

    • @urbozo6072
      @urbozo6072 Před 4 lety +26

      Can you beat fallout 4 as a big toe toenail

    • @JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline
      @JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline Před 4 lety +21

      "Can you beat Fallout 4 as a T-34 that combined it self with a Sherman that is also an F1 Formula car that repels ordinary matter?"

    • @brainkiller7503
      @brainkiller7503 Před 4 lety +10

      Can you beat fallout 4 as Nate's pet Russian

  • @ikillfurries
    @ikillfurries Před 4 lety +1627

    Video idea: “Can you beat Fallout (3, NV, 4) as a hoarder?” Meaning everything that gets added to your inventory you can’t sell or get rid of and every container or body you loot, you have to take everything.

    • @darklycan4583
      @darklycan4583 Před 4 lety +146

      No Calcium I played that way in skyrim.....it was not fun

    • @other_horizon1085
      @other_horizon1085 Před 4 lety +145

      I mean, yeah. But he'd just be walking the whole time.

    • @DanielJohnGaming
      @DanielJohnGaming Před 4 lety +207

      So “can you beat fallout while over encumbered the whole time” is what you’re asking for

    • @GemCityRCOutlaws
      @GemCityRCOutlaws Před 4 lety +33

      "My leg"

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 Před 4 lety +55

      Don't do that too him! He'll do it! No!

  • @holydezmondgamez1728
    @holydezmondgamez1728 Před 4 lety +28

    I feel like there's an alternate universe where Paul's character drowns and grandma sparkles curses him in unimaginable ways.

  • @watersoflife1013
    @watersoflife1013 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Rip mittensquad

  • @thegamingpigeon3216
    @thegamingpigeon3216 Před 4 lety +891

    "This super mutant looked different"
    You-. . . Paul, you're just now aware of super mutant overlords? How long have you been playing this game?

    • @diegonunez3492
      @diegonunez3492 Před 4 lety +227

      I think he usually beats the game before becoming high enough level for them to spawn

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark Před 4 lety +79

      Most people never get that high leveled

    • @PureArchon
      @PureArchon Před 4 lety +45

      Yeah I only found them because I had the broken steel add on

    • @diegonunez3492
      @diegonunez3492 Před 4 lety +34

      @@PureArchon they only spawn if you have the broken steel

    • @diegonunez3492
      @diegonunez3492 Před 4 lety +13

      @@Da_Shark I got them when I was going after the geck

  • @Snickersnek
    @Snickersnek Před 4 lety +872

    "Depending on difficulty, the perk can kill you", Bethesda's QA department really is just a hamster on a keyboard somewhere isn't it

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican Před 4 lety +55

      I've modded my game to make the perk go boom at 20% health instead of 20 health, even though I never use it. What a crappy perk I tell you hwat

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před 4 lety +46

      Quality Assurance? From _Bethesda?_ That's a good one.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 Před 4 lety +22

      @@BradTheAmerican i think thats what bethesda wss going for too, its just that... theyre bethesda

    • @sapotheo4515
      @sapotheo4515 Před 4 lety +23

      The poor coding of bethesda games is what makes them magical in my opinion

    • @ATurnip
      @ATurnip Před 4 lety +7

      My issue when people complain about Bethesda games is that I don't know of any other open world games with bethesda's level of character customization. The Witcher and breath of the wild are both open world games, but they prescribe a character to you. Having multiple race and gender options is a lot more additional work for the programmers than it seems.

  • @marguy1388
    @marguy1388 Před 4 lety +49

    All the enemies be like "will you just stand still" when he’s LITERALLY standing still

  • @itsweepyitsweepy9616
    @itsweepyitsweepy9616 Před 4 lety +26

    I started watching this video and that lead to the discord and now I have been on a call playing cards against humanity for 3 hours

  • @kaedir1115
    @kaedir1115 Před 4 lety +191

    I feel like having you cheat for challenges is okay, like giving yourself a certain perk, or having a certain companion, is fine, as long as it's the main source of the challenge.

  • @machomanalexyt5736
    @machomanalexyt5736 Před 4 lety +468

    missed opportunity to beat the game as an infant as well.
    "atom bomb baby"

  • @fonzy9529
    @fonzy9529 Před 4 lety +144

    This challenge is basically:
    "Killer Queen has touched my body"

    • @nightlyblu1752
      @nightlyblu1752 Před 4 lety +4

      J
      O
      J
      O

    • @kraftwerk5441
      @kraftwerk5441 Před 4 lety +3

      Bites za dusto

    • @DanielRyanScott
      @DanielRyanScott Před 3 lety +4

      Gunpowder, gelatine
      Dynamite with a laser beam
      Guaranteed to blow your mind
      Anytime

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 Před 3 lety

      @@DanielRyanScott Recommended at the price
      Insatiable an appetite

    • @chrism1518
      @chrism1518 Před 3 lety

      Why is Heart Attack taking so long?

  • @GloriainMorte
    @GloriainMorte Před 4 lety +14

    So basically you are Deku from season 1 of My Hero Academia, you can destroy anything in sight, but you’ll break nearly all your limbs in the process.

  • @GottaLoveCheese
    @GottaLoveCheese Před 4 lety +344

    Dont fake me out with that windows volume bar at 0:24 It's not acceptable that, Mitten. I thought my keyboard was haunted.

    • @slacktivism05
      @slacktivism05 Před 4 lety +14

      I was wondering what the hell was happening. It was so weird especially watching this video on a television

    • @michaelzhang7098
      @michaelzhang7098 Před 4 lety +15

      I’m so glad i am on mobile

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Před 4 lety +4

      Jokes on you, I use a Mac

    • @cooliosis4177
      @cooliosis4177 Před 4 lety +1

      Jokes on you! I use an LG Refrigerator

    • @JDot124x
      @JDot124x Před 4 lety +1

      @@cooliosis4177 Jokes on you, I use a

  • @DJ-Rose
    @DJ-Rose Před 4 lety +66

    6:54 I love the continuity of the MSCU (Mitten Squad Cinematic Universe). First he had his phone ring, so he smacked it. Then later he just softly asked it to stop. And now he put his phone on vibrate but forgot to take it out of his pocket. I am looking forward to the next character ark, where his friends accidentally walk into him recording the voice-overs. I salute you.

    • @goldenpig6453
      @goldenpig6453 Před 4 lety

      [SPOILERS!!!]
      I heard that 4th season is series finale, allegedly ending with Mitten being arrested for first degree murder.

  • @mutetree4443
    @mutetree4443 Před 3 lety +21

    “There are no EXP exploits like there are in Fallout 4”
    *Laughs in Big Town*

  • @StarlightEdith
    @StarlightEdith Před 3 měsíci +7

    We miss you Paul

  • @levicarney1162
    @levicarney1162 Před 4 lety +236

    "Adam Bomb"
    Your punny names just add an extra layer of enjoyable to these videos.

    • @GrosvnerMcaffrey
      @GrosvnerMcaffrey Před 4 lety +3

      That's a wacky package garbage pail kids joke

    • @truewhissan
      @truewhissan Před 4 lety +1

      @@GrosvnerMcaffrey and your rant is a total waste of time and energy. But until now nobody complained.

    • @MrGanjie
      @MrGanjie Před 4 lety +4

      My first thought was "like that one wrestler or you just made that one up?"

    • @GrosvnerMcaffrey
      @GrosvnerMcaffrey Před 4 lety +1

      @@truewhissan who's ranting? I just thought I'd point it out

    • @gdawgmainguy17
      @gdawgmainguy17 Před 4 lety

      @@GrosvnerMcaffrey Apparent someone who doesn't know what the Garbage Pail Kids are.

  • @Rob_Thorsman
    @Rob_Thorsman Před 4 lety +43

    "Bop on the snout with a nuclear newspaper," lol.

  • @Anecia0310
    @Anecia0310 Před 4 lety +16

    7:39
    Mitten: "That *beep beep beeep* went into the sea"
    Subtitles: "That vile "woman" ran into the sea"

  • @deadbeatdab3240
    @deadbeatdab3240 Před rokem +3

    14:00 This was the funniest moment. Bro cheated on you

  • @thomasmorton6915
    @thomasmorton6915 Před 4 lety +320

    You can do the infinite metal glitch and sell it to the water guy at megaton for xp and caps

  • @visionvampire1910
    @visionvampire1910 Před 4 lety +295

    Video Idea: “Can you beat Fallout 4 with just the Striker?” The striker is a unique Fat man that only fires bowling balls. :))

    • @panham6767
      @panham6767 Před 4 lety +6

      1 sec I know a vid about this
      Here you go: czcams.com/video/nUAHnkf2L1M/video.html

    • @milosstojanovic4623
      @milosstojanovic4623 Před 4 lety +2

      Wtf, i did not know about that weapon xD

    • @ironduke5058
      @ironduke5058 Před 4 lety +2

      @@panham6767 Will I just get Rick rolled when I press that link?

    • @rykoshuxero
      @rykoshuxero Před 4 lety

      Better idea. Beat Fallout 4 with only the Nuka-nuke.

    • @yeah_ImAFish
      @yeah_ImAFish Před 4 lety

      Iron Duke I’m thinking that right now

  • @metalgearlikersupreme
    @metalgearlikersupreme Před 3 lety +4

    11:17 "will you just... stand still!" -a raider that is currently stabbing a man that is standing completely still

  • @kupokinzyt
    @kupokinzyt Před 3 lety +11

    7:14 the first time I've ever heard Mitten laugh at his own joke lol.

  • @shreckcarson5626
    @shreckcarson5626 Před 4 lety +355

    Mitten: " they offered me candy"
    Also mitten: " call an ambulance, but not for me."

  • @brennangleason5974
    @brennangleason5974 Před 4 lety +188

    "I'm the big joke, and my body is the punchline" has to be the most badass thing anybody has ever said or done in recorded history.

    • @LonelySpaceDetective
      @LonelySpaceDetective Před 4 lety +4

      "This is my most powerful prank. I'm going to knock up your wife."

    • @fuquantiegermann3776
      @fuquantiegermann3776 Před 4 lety +3

      I'm honestly not sure how he keeps coming up with so many hilarious lines after all those videos. I'd really love to like his videos thrice or more.

  • @Domdontknow
    @Domdontknow Před 2 měsíci +3

    Rest in peace mitten squad, sad to see that grandma sparkle never ending torture had ended

  • @TobyFoxOkay
    @TobyFoxOkay Před 4 lety +21

    Nobody:
    Mitten: *the US in WW2*

    • @turtlegamez4274
      @turtlegamez4274 Před 3 lety

      ?

    • @dieleg
      @dieleg Před 3 lety +1

      @@turtlegamez4274 have you ever gone into a history lesson about the end of WW2?

    • @turtlegamez4274
      @turtlegamez4274 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dieleg of course I have. I just don't understand what this guy ment. I may be lost in translation, Idk

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 Před 4 lety +179

    "Behold!, for he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will be blind to his glory, every ear stricken deaf when they hear the thunder of his voice!"

  • @tylerritter4530
    @tylerritter4530 Před 4 lety +116

    "How could she not? My fingernails are like razor blades."
    Mitten Squad is pure savage.

  • @guidomista9565
    @guidomista9565 Před 2 lety +2

    Enemies: gets a critical hit
    My level 30 lone wanderer: *KRAKATOA*

    • @SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy
      @SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy Před 2 lety

      That's a good little fish. Always worship your squid octopussy god who errupts LSD if he is pleased with humanity.
      And errupts Magma if he is pissed.
      Lmao

  • @fooded3407
    @fooded3407 Před 3 lety +16

    Butch: fights a 10 year old
    Also butch: turns into Hiroshima

  • @LamantinoElettronico
    @LamantinoElettronico Před 4 lety +232

    14:29 Fun fact: mutant overlords have a hidden perk that makes them do more damage to the player when wielding a tri-beam laser rifle

    • @LonelySpaceDetective
      @LonelySpaceDetective Před 4 lety +22

      The mutant hillbillies in Point Lookout have a similar perk for their weapons too, IIRC.

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican Před 4 lety +40

      No they don't. Certain DLC weapons simply have an effect that does a certain flat bonus damage to the player. Tri-beam laser, lever action rifle, and the double barrel shotgun are 3 that come to mind. Thusly, any NPC will gain the bonus effects against you if they were to somehow get a hold of those weapons. If I recall correctly, I don't think it's even hidden, and examining the weapons in the pipboy will show a -X health as the effect or something, but if you look in the mod tools you see that it's conditioned that it only applies bonus damage from attacks to the player. I actually modded that crap out of my game a long time ago, because enemy attacks that ignore damage resistance isn't a very fetch way of increasing difficulty.

    • @bug1494
      @bug1494 Před 4 lety +14

      @@LonelySpaceDetective yeah the point lookout hillbillies actually deal magic damage, which obviously is impossible to have resistance to.

    • @theace8502
      @theace8502 Před 3 lety +10

      Not a hidden perk, but instead have 40 unblockable extra damage when wielding a tri beam laser rifle or super sledges.

    • @fredhurst2528
      @fredhurst2528 Před 3 lety +2

      @@BradTheAmerican seriously, did you just watch Mean Girls? fetch lol

  • @UnknownCleric2420
    @UnknownCleric2420 Před 4 lety +292

    Alternative titles:
    "Can you beat Fallout 3 as a Super Mutant Suicider?"
    "Can you beat Fallout 3 as a Headless Kamikazee?"

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 Před 4 lety +1

      UnknownCleric2420 it’s not suicde

    • @ohthatsabaseball5824
      @ohthatsabaseball5824 Před 4 lety +6

      Can you beat Fallout 3 as a Fatman?

    • @saucedealer
      @saucedealer Před 4 lety +9

      Can you beat fallout 3 as a creeper

    • @traceyjacobsen8544
      @traceyjacobsen8544 Před 4 lety +5

      Technically thats more: *can you beat fallout 3 as a walking bomb*
      Aka
      *can you beat fallout 3 without taking any damage 4th of July edition*

    • @UnknownCleric2420
      @UnknownCleric2420 Před 4 lety +2

      @@LucyWest370 Well, whether you're a Super Mutant Suicider, or a Headless Kamikazee, or an idiot only using Nuclear Anomaly, your only attack is exploding. So...
      Edit: Also you have to go down to 20 HP, which is basically suicide in and of itself.

  • @biskitboi2476
    @biskitboi2476 Před 3 lety +5

    "I bopped him on the nose with a nuclear newspaper" never change, Paul

  • @christiancintron1222
    @christiancintron1222 Před 3 lety +7

    I love the way you narrate these Playthroughs. This is the best so far

  • @tonyprice4259
    @tonyprice4259 Před 4 lety +143

    “The waking Nagasaki Perk” funniest shit I have heard this week.

    • @cooperbrain
      @cooperbrain Před 4 lety +4

      Well then I guess you haven't heard of pickle rick.

    • @calt7964
      @calt7964 Před 4 lety +10

      I turned himself into a walking nuclear bomb, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

  • @courier6960
    @courier6960 Před 4 lety +68

    4:56 it’s not just a useless perk because of how finicky it is, it’s because of the alternative perk you can get at level 30 raises all of your special stats to nine... so the perk seems kind of trivial in comparison to what you can get

    • @marvinscheer1028
      @marvinscheer1028 Před 4 lety +18

      Yeah, and if you wait with the bobbleheads you get all to 10, did that every time

    • @alexfranz817
      @alexfranz817 Před 4 lety +2

      @@marvinscheer1028 Last time I played all the way through I was having problems finding perks that were worth getting and finished intense training.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 Před 4 lety +4

      It’s for role playing purposes.
      HEAR THAT, NEW VEGAS PROTECTORS/BETHESDA HATERS? ITS ROLE PLAYING AS AN EXPLOSIVE ANOMALY!
      Lol kidding of course

    • @LonelySpaceDetective
      @LonelySpaceDetective Před 4 lety +7

      Almost Perfect is such a great example of how Bethesda doesn't really get Fallout. RPG series famous for allowing players to play all kinds of different character builds and types? Add a perk that makes every character's attributes the same by max level. Bethesda Logic!

    • @goldenpig6453
      @goldenpig6453 Před 4 lety +8

      @@scarlet_phonavis6734 Did you seriously just use the word autistic as an insult in 2020? Legit thought people who said that unironically went extinct in 2018...

  • @kitrana
    @kitrana Před 4 lety +2

    there is exactly one XP farm in fallout 3. the locked door on the side of the flooded part of rivet city. you can manually lock it from the inside and gain XP from picking the lock again and do this ad infinitum.

    • @abrahamwashington8579
      @abrahamwashington8579 Před 2 lety

      Im pretty sure once you pick the lock once its permanently open. Even if you flip the switch I'm pretty sure it will stay unlocked cuz it's already been picked open. that lock is a very hard lock so you need a skill of 100 to pick it. At early levels I can see it not working cuz you need a 100 lock pick level but later on maybe if your lazy and dont know how to play the game cuz after a certain level you can go out in the wastes and get plenty of xp by just killing shit and looting. I noticed for me the first few levels are usually hard cuz you dont have much gear or caps or anything so it can be hard if you dont know how to get leveled up fast or don't know how to find better gear but once your level 10 I usually do a dlc to get better shit and than after a dlc is completed you come back like 4 levels higher with advanced gear and you can go pretty much anywhere on the map. Obviously death claw sanctuary and yau gauie caves are a no no till after level 20 but either way xp isnt much of a problem Unless your speed running like mitten or dont know how to play the game correctly lol

    • @abrahamwashington8579
      @abrahamwashington8579 Před 2 lety

      Im pretty sure once you pick the lock once its permanently open. Even if you flip the switch I'm pretty sure it will stay unlocked cuz it's already been picked open. that lock is a very hard lock so you need a skill of 100 to pick it. At early levels I can see it not working cuz you need a 100 lock pick level but later on maybe if your lazy and dont know how to play the game cuz after a certain level you can go out in the wastes and get plenty of xp by just killing shit and looting. I noticed for me the first few levels are usually hard cuz you dont have much gear or caps or anything so it can be hard if you dont know how to get leveled up fast or don't know how to find better gear but once your level 10 I usually do a dlc to get better shit and than after a dlc is completed you come back like 4 levels higher with advanced gear and you can go pretty much anywhere on the map. Obviously death claw sanctuary and yau gauie caves are a no no till after level 20 but either way xp isnt much of a problem Unless your speed running like mitten or dont know how to play the game correctly lol

  • @idiotcat205
    @idiotcat205 Před 3 lety +2

    "I kinda forgot that drowning hurts" -Mitten Squad 2020

  • @shadowblood95
    @shadowblood95 Před 4 lety +13

    This series is like Groundhogs Day, but he's tried so many things to make it stop, he's desperate and getting crazy specific.
    God Tier Meta.

  • @thaias9654
    @thaias9654 Před 4 lety +123

    “But my life left my body, around the time I died”

  • @nunyu7232
    @nunyu7232 Před 3 lety +1

    This the first Mitten Squad video I ever watched. Now I've gone back and watched *almost* every video! Thank you for having an amazing channel and making my day everyday!

  • @bradleyschmaltz5192
    @bradleyschmaltz5192 Před 3 lety +2

    My name IS Bradley and I am apparently impervious to human shaped nuclear blasts 13:12

  • @danmikkelsen1157
    @danmikkelsen1157 Před 4 lety +277

    "If someone has a powerful gun like a Combat Shotgun, it's possible that they'll take you from 23 to 0 before you can say Hiroshima"
    bruhhhhh funniest shit ive heard

    • @ccampbell4455
      @ccampbell4455 Před 4 lety +4

      Right, spit of coffee 5 feet

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 Před 4 lety +7

      Dan Mikkelsen “more useless than a comatose toddler with a nerd gun at pedal harbor.”

  • @yeetosis9097
    @yeetosis9097 Před 4 lety +120

    “The stupid sentry bot robbed me of all my fun, Like the members of the mitten squad discord server when I changed the role colors to purple for about 15 minutes”

    • @PureArchon
      @PureArchon Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah I was there for purplegeddon

    • @PureArchon
      @PureArchon Před 4 lety +4

      The aftermath was 15 minute slow mode

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 Před 4 lety

      Purple is so hard to read on the dark grey of discord.

    • @gaaraofthefunk7163
      @gaaraofthefunk7163 Před 4 lety +1

      Thaias Oh... so that’s* why lol makes sense now.

  • @_Alex_Zer0_
    @_Alex_Zer0_ Před 7 měsíci +2

    “No XP farms”
    An imaginary 100+ count of scrap metal:
    RIP Paul

  • @mohamedabdulla5414
    @mohamedabdulla5414 Před 3 lety +3

    17:15 *bRaVo 6 gOiNg DaRk*

  • @holdmybrickplease3151
    @holdmybrickplease3151 Před 4 lety +46

    "I did kill the roach during my 10th birthday party only so that I wouldn't have to play the game as a baby"
    Thank god

  • @Nicolas-Cage-
    @Nicolas-Cage- Před 4 lety +90

    The real question is not “Can you beat Fallout 3 as a Nuclear Anomaly,” it’s “why is Mitten squad so damn good?”

  • @Tzalmavet
    @Tzalmavet Před 4 lety +3

    The commentary on this video was too hilarious. Love the content, keep it coming 👍

  • @SuperKitty33
    @SuperKitty33 Před 3 lety +2

    "I know a guy who knows a guy who can help me out...both of those guys are me."
    These one liners are fucking gold oh my god

  • @jarednunes3263
    @jarednunes3263 Před 4 lety +455

    Sorry this comment was really fucked up in light of irl events

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger Před 4 lety +48

      I mean, the endgame is just dying, so you're basically speed running the game.

    • @sonicmastersword8080
      @sonicmastersword8080 Před 4 lety +4

      No.

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick Před 4 lety +10

      Yes.

    • @CrystaTiBoha
      @CrystaTiBoha Před 4 lety +7

      @@serotonin.scavenger Sequence-breaking like a pro.

    • @elonmusk7382
      @elonmusk7382 Před 4 lety +4

      OH MY GOD🤣😝🤣🧐😂😝😝🤣😝SO QUIRKY☺️😜🤣😝😝😝😝🤣😗😁😗😙😂😂😙🤣😙😂😙🤣😝🤣😝😂😂😂😝🤣😛😂😜🙂

  • @Burningz
    @Burningz Před 4 lety +49

    "Their insidey parts inside me" -Mitten Squad 2020

  • @keyonwhyte9770
    @keyonwhyte9770 Před 4 lety +21

    "She's as smart as she is stupid." Lmao!

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS Před 3 lety

      What does that even mean lol

    • @Taldirok
      @Taldirok Před 3 lety

      @@LLLadySSS Not gonna lie, kinda ashamed to say I thought about this more than I should have until I exploded in laughter realising how stupid it was and why I was trying to understand it.

  • @lewisofthehoood
    @lewisofthehoood Před 3 lety

    I feel like this is one of your best videos. Your flat delivery on jokes and quips had me cracking up!

  • @MythicRanger2401
    @MythicRanger2401 Před 4 lety +65

    "I'd make another star war reference, but the only one I've seen all the way through is Solo"
    Dear god Paul, you really are a sadist

    • @watsgoinonhere1
      @watsgoinonhere1 Před 4 lety +2

      I haven't even watched that much. I've never seen more than snippets of Star Wars.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 Před 4 lety +3

      AnonymousUser that move was like an 8/10 with fixed brightness
      Good effects, original trilogy style, no politics.

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 Před 4 lety +1

      @Arran He never said that

  • @samuelkoch8656
    @samuelkoch8656 Před 4 lety +62

    He actually seems into this run for the 1st time In ages.

  • @thefogg
    @thefogg Před 4 lety +2

    3:37
    God damnit I feel attacked by that.

  • @dylanneff8338
    @dylanneff8338 Před 4 lety +2

    At 7:20 you can actually hear him laugh at what he’s saying a little bit. This shook me tbh.

  • @harijkumar1376
    @harijkumar1376 Před 4 lety +13

    15:14 " but my life left my body around the time I died"

  • @traceyjacobsen8544
    @traceyjacobsen8544 Před 4 lety +3

    14:18 "because i quick saved right around the time the laser entered my nostril"
    Made me fucking snort and idk why XD

  • @NOTCMF
    @NOTCMF Před 4 lety +7

    "It'll take you from 23 to 0 faster than you can say Hiroshima" omfg I'm dead lmao

  • @markybarky8661
    @markybarky8661 Před 4 lety +5

    Nooo You Can't Just Become A Nuke!
    Mitten: *haha nuke man go boom*