Jeremy Clarkson Explains Jaguar Owners

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  • čas přidán 19. 07. 2009
  • WIthout question this is the best summary of most every Jaaaaaaag owner that I've personally encountered.
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  • @TheGuyFromUme
    @TheGuyFromUme Před 10 lety +5095

    This is a better Jaguar advertisement than an actual Jaguar advertisement.

    • @John_Doe....
      @John_Doe.... Před 5 lety +69

      That's so true. They are actually advertising jaguar and landrover. Both are crap brands but they praise the hell out of them...

    • @1BigBen
      @1BigBen Před 5 lety +9

      @@John_Doe.... well 2015 ad was not bad czcams.com/video/e7gR7EYjcP8/video.html

    • @briankeithnull194
      @briankeithnull194 Před 5 lety +40

      Excellent video, I have a XF Supercharged V8 Portfolio edition. Jaaaaaaag.

    • @Celestias
      @Celestias Před 5 lety +148

      @@John_Doe.... You're just saying they're crap because you don't own a Jaaaaaaaaag.

    • @bdbda851
      @bdbda851 Před 4 lety +4

      @@John_Doe.... can you own one?

  • @amazingnaturesounds483
    @amazingnaturesounds483 Před 8 lety +3365

    Anyone else stuck in the never ending vortex of Top Gear videos one after another?

    • @zakharkan1828
      @zakharkan1828 Před 8 lety +53

      Almost every time I go on CZcams. Every other night before I go to bed. I especially like the unseen footage videos.

    • @seanbrooksoday4518
      @seanbrooksoday4518 Před 8 lety +8

      yep I am right now😂😂

    • @toro_rosso
      @toro_rosso Před 8 lety +7

      Doing it right now!

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Před 8 lety +5

      Doing it now

    • @TheJackhunt
      @TheJackhunt Před 7 lety +28

      I watch these on my mobile whilst driving... in my JAAAAAAAAAGGG

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker Před 2 lety +1085

    I love how all three of them are describing Jeremy, to his face. "Never entirely trustworthy, but in a really nice likeable way."

    • @AnonyBoiii
      @AnonyBoiii Před 2 lety +59

      The best part about it is that you can’t tell whether that’s the point or not
      And I’d rather it stay that way

    • @ArifRWinandar
      @ArifRWinandar Před rokem

      "Awfully sorry, had a bit of fisticuff with the producer... Would you mind settling this while I go warm up the Jag?"

    • @PG-20
      @PG-20 Před rokem +9

      The word is charismatic

    • @captin3149
      @captin3149 Před rokem +11

      But doesn't he own a Jaaaag?

  • @loganthekrogan2182
    @loganthekrogan2182 Před 9 lety +2421

    Tom Hiddleston: I will rule over your world!
    Humanity: Never!
    Tom Hiddleston: With my Jaaaaag.
    Humanity: Oh, Ok. Have a good one.

    • @trainchugger53
      @trainchugger53 Před 9 lety +51

      Logan Stair That explains his appearance in the new Jaguar commercials!

    • @gtametro
      @gtametro Před 8 lety +7

      +freddo 1614 Tom Hiddleston is Handsome

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 Před 7 lety +6

      That's the joke...

    • @RS14988
      @RS14988 Před 2 lety +6

      I have an army
      We have a Jaaaaag

    • @baconwizard
      @baconwizard Před 2 lety +2

      @@trainchugger53 *jaaaaaaag commercials

  • @LoogiTheDino
    @LoogiTheDino Před 8 lety +3348

    I want a Jag just to say that.

    • @AKADEMIKparty
      @AKADEMIKparty Před 5 lety +109

      I bought one exactly for that reason

    • @Microninja
      @Microninja Před 5 lety +15

      Ha so did I lol

    • @tollyt7465
      @tollyt7465 Před 5 lety +60

      I've owned 6, and don't own a wallet.. Don't need one..

    • @jockellis
      @jockellis Před 5 lety +12

      Hope you have a big bank account. Had an XJ-POS and there was always something needing $$$.

    • @amanofmanyparts9120
      @amanofmanyparts9120 Před 5 lety +7

      @@tollyt7465 I'm also on my umpteenth Jaaaag. Love 'em.

  • @athenastarbrite2955
    @athenastarbrite2955 Před 8 lety +990

    The one luxury car that most people will respect you for having yet wouldn't steal it even if they had the chance.

    • @deathtrap5556
      @deathtrap5556 Před 3 lety +26

      Because the interior is so useless it looks nothing like one that should be in a 50k+ car

    • @deathtrap5556
      @deathtrap5556 Před 3 lety +10

      @Arthur nice, but why don't they get interiors like the F type, but less sports oriented? The F type imo is the best modern day Jag

    • @Lincolntowncoupe
      @Lincolntowncoupe Před 3 lety +19

      Because most of them were probably already nicked

    • @athenastarbrite2955
      @athenastarbrite2955 Před 2 lety

      What do you mean?

    • @billpost4205
      @billpost4205 Před 2 lety +4

      There's only one kind of Jag sold in my country, the XF. 120k AUD. Could buy almost anything else and get better value for money.

  • @mateusvin
    @mateusvin Před 8 lety +256

    "Warm up the Jaaaaaag"

  • @Stew282
    @Stew282 Před 3 lety +510

    As a teenager, I got a job at a local garage valeting cars. We had this beautiful mignight blue XJ in once - walnut dash, big leather seats and all that. The centre console was massive with an ashtray on either side; both ashtrays were full of Cartier cigarette butts, and the ones in the passenger side had red lipstick on. That's when I decided that one day, I too would own a Jaaaag.

    • @lffit
      @lffit Před 2 lety +4

      lol

    • @farewell4545
      @farewell4545 Před 2 lety +34

      That was the best description i’ve heard in a while

    • @christophermarsh6437
      @christophermarsh6437 Před 2 lety +53

      I think the owner was hoping you were going to clear out the cigarette butts with red lipstick on as they weren't smoked by his wife. Probably his secretary's or the new office junior.
      "I'm awfully sorry dear; I know it's our anniversary this weekend but I have to go away on business "

    • @lffit
      @lffit Před 2 lety +1

      lol

    • @mohammedisa5585
      @mohammedisa5585 Před rokem +30

      @@christophermarsh6437 with my jaaaaaaaag

  • @franklyfarmtours
    @franklyfarmtours Před 10 lety +1142

    I've got away with so much more since I bought my Jaaag...

    • @myelectroncloud
      @myelectroncloud Před 10 lety +60

      Yes, I would have to agree. I've been let out of side roads more often in my Jaaaag then any car car I've owned before. Try getting that in a Mercedesautouniondeutschlandingolstadtbayerischemotorenwerke.

    • @myelectroncloud
      @myelectroncloud Před 8 lety +10

      oldbanjo Yes, but the autobahn isn't in England...which is the whole point.

    • @1999Almaz
      @1999Almaz Před 6 lety +18

      I live in Russia and my Mercedes also is respected, perhaps because of what drivers drove them in the 90s.

    • @ChannelNotFound
      @ChannelNotFound Před 5 lety +16

      "drivers" you mean mobsters.

    • @The101Point1
      @The101Point1 Před 4 lety +1

      same here

  • @daemon1143
    @daemon1143 Před 2 lety +309

    Had a friend who had a jag, decades ago, he claimed it was the ultimate status symbol; it was so unreliable it proclaimed you were sufficiently well off that there was nowhere you really had to be.

    • @auberginemanproductions1608
      @auberginemanproductions1608 Před 2 lety +39

      Definitely the mindset of a person who has a jaaaaaaaag

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 Před 2 lety +20

      Pretty much. I love Jaguars to death, but I'd never own one unless i was well off enough to go to a specialized mechanic and hand him a blank check every time it needed servicing.

    • @ChristianStout
      @ChristianStout Před 10 měsíci +3

      Yeah, that's what people think of me in my RX-8 too.

    • @albertogregory9678
      @albertogregory9678 Před 10 měsíci +3

      This is the funniest thing I’ve read this week, thank you.

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming Před 11 dny +1

      That is nuts, and I love it

  • @yamaharidr450
    @yamaharidr450 Před 10 lety +329

    my dad had jags when i was growing up. This fits him perfectly

    • @Zacho789
      @Zacho789 Před 9 lety +122

      Soo... how many mums have you had so far?

    • @chrischen6664
      @chrischen6664 Před 5 lety +41

      I'm sorry for not going to your school and watch your show but I got a Jagggggg

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e Před 3 lety +100

    As somebody that just bought their first Jaaaaaag I can’t dispute this... I mean how was I meant to justify paying for an F type *and* paying taxes

    • @lorddarlo6194
      @lorddarlo6194 Před 2 lety

      When you have pure filth sitting on the drive that is basically Marlyn Munroe actually to American Lady Diana on Wheels who needs Tax. Tax what Tax

  • @markwell4720
    @markwell4720 Před 2 lety +63

    A friend lent me his 8-year old Jag for a month recently. After a few days I found my personality had changed: I drove faster, I enjoyed overtaking for the first time in 45 years of driving, I didn’t need to be comforted by background music, I really enjoyed the tight turning circle, etc.
    It felt like a very powerful comfortable old fashioned saloon car…
    Many years ago I was a passenger in Austria as a young teenager and fell in love with Mercedes taxis…
    until my recent encounter with a Jaaaaagh!

  • @PeterWhiteheadViola
    @PeterWhiteheadViola Před 8 lety +704

    I've started WW3... BUT ITS OK BECAUSE I'VE GOT A JAAAAAG

    • @sourcetattoos
      @sourcetattoos Před 7 lety +3

      Keep up at the back. Ford havnt owned Jaguar for about 7 years

    • @AVINIDE
      @AVINIDE Před 6 lety +14

      Combine that with 'drunk Queen' bit from Top Gear.
      Hello, thiiiss iss Queen sspeaking. I'm declaring a war.. in my Jaaaaag.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww Před 6 lety +1

      Hitlery's excuse if she evr became Prez

    • @gaminggoose2329
      @gaminggoose2329 Před 6 lety +2

      Peter Whitehead sorry but he owned a Volkswagen

  • @ActionJotaPe
    @ActionJotaPe Před 8 lety +1626

    The back of that car is hideous in my opinion, but it doesn't matter....because it's a Jaaaaag.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Před 8 lety +40

      +JotaPe679 Perfect summary.

    • @qwertgfdsaful
      @qwertgfdsaful Před 8 lety +11

      I like that bag, reminds me of Lancia Thesis. Guess it's all about taste.

    • @joshsanderson5512
      @joshsanderson5512 Před 7 lety +1

      Teatro Theageri what bag you talking about kid?

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 Před 7 lety +18

      I quite like it actually :D One of my favorite Jag designs to date

    • @bryanmurphy26
      @bryanmurphy26 Před 7 lety +3

      +1 on it being hideous

  • @nakkieki
    @nakkieki Před 10 měsíci +43

    14 years later and I still do the "he's got a JAAAAAG" part when I see a Jag driver behaving cocky in traffic.

  • @markymali
    @markymali Před 9 lety +114

    I just bought a 3.0 V6 XF... now that's some Jaaaaag!!! It's elegant and gentlemanly until you flick the sport and dynamic mode on and then it turns into a mentalist! ......God I love my JAAAAG!!

    • @davefrance3721
      @davefrance3721 Před 5 lety +9

      Ditto. Even better with the S version. It took me 6 months to realise I could drive it in sorts mode and dynamic mode and get the fancy display up and manually control the upshifts and hold it on the red line....

    • @racketman2u
      @racketman2u Před 5 lety +4

      mentalist? so like it can read your mind and know when you want to change gear?

    • @mikehendry34
      @mikehendry34 Před 2 lety +8

      @@racketman2u yes. Exactly that. They call it an automatic transmission

  • @teop7887
    @teop7887 Před 3 lety +76

    .... and then Jaguar took their words to the letter, and ran a brilliant commercial with iconic British villains 😁👍

  • @KrillLiberator
    @KrillLiberator Před 8 lety +132

    I would have said this was all tar-brushing tosh.... except that when my best mate got a Jaaaag he started wearing Arfur Daley's coat and rocked up with a girlfriend ten years younger. wtf? And to top it all, when someone pulled out in front of him on the main road, he took no damage but wrote their car off. "I'm terribly sorry, I seem to have have torn the front end off your Renault... with my Jaaaag".

  • @williamheyman5439
    @williamheyman5439 Před 5 lety +349

    So I was in the army, at Fort Ord, California, when i could afford a car. Monterey Car Company had a 1957 XK-140, for about $1300.00 dollars. And, the dealer said, it was once owned by Kim Novak, who lived next door, in Carmel. It had a three-point racing harness, unheard of in the day, which told me that it was probably not owned by Kim, and that it was probably very well-used. So, since the US Army owned the Laguna Seca race track, and allowed racing once a year (this was 1960) I was convinced by my fellow lieutenants that I should enter the Pro-Am race. Now the golfers had a pro-am tournament at the Bing Crosby Open, so the SCAA something like that) allowed as to how they would allow amateurs to race alongside the pros. So we ran to the cars, and within seconds I was passed by two Ferrraris, and scared out of my mind. Then it occurred to me that I was probably the only racer paying for his own fenders,, as I was pushed into the rail, and I retired after one lap, having spent most of my Dunlop racing tires, and I quit racing forever. But I was next stationed to Fort Sill, Oklahoma, and had to drive through Reno, where I had a service at the Bill Harrah garage. They saw the stickers and said I could drive their North American Racing Team Ferrari car. It had only three gauges. Oil pressure, water temperature, and a big tach, with grease pencil markings for the gear changes. I declined,, but the, as I made my way across America, wherever I stopped, people would stop. And they would look, and they would touch. Maybe it was the numbers. Maybe it was the stickers. Maybe it was the carbon streaks along the sides.
    Anyway, it was the best car I ever owned. And that is why I later got an E-Type and ran it in Europe. And you know? everyone liked those cars. And I wish I had them today..

    • @festivve
      @festivve Před 3 lety +21

      Good story, thanks for that mate :)

    • @Zwodo
      @Zwodo Před 2 lety +5

      Lovely

    • @-jimmyjames
      @-jimmyjames Před 2 lety +2

      I wish you had those cars as well.

    • @philtucker1224
      @philtucker1224 Před 2 lety +6

      I hope you have written a book about your life with cars, I’m sure it would be pretty interesting 😊

    • @brownro214
      @brownro214 Před 2 lety +6

      Bill, I had similar experiences with my ‘67 E-Type Roadster. Sold it 1983 when the Army sent me along with my wife and 1 1/2 year old son to Germany. Could only take one car and it was hard to get two adults and a car seat for the young one in a two seat car. Had that car at Fort Ord in the late ‘70s. Everyone loved it.

  • @MsLilyhorse
    @MsLilyhorse Před 10 lety +79

    Everything changed once I bought my Jaaaag.

    • @MsLilyhorse
      @MsLilyhorse Před 10 lety +14

      1982 XJ-S TWR 6.3 V12 Getrag 5 Speed Lister body package. Black on Black. I wave as I slide past the Audi's and BMW's because I am in a Jaaag.

  • @mikeshearer1250
    @mikeshearer1250 Před 8 lety +77

    Everytime I see or hear about a Jaaaaaaag, i get reminded of this :P

    • @2013branth
      @2013branth Před 7 lety +1

      Mate, it's shaaaaaaaaaaaaaag'd, missed opportunity.

  • @stene123
    @stene123 Před 4 měsíci +3

    90% of Jaaaags brand value comes from these guys making it so damn cool 😅

  • @mockingbird187
    @mockingbird187 Před 9 lety +681

    0:38
    Driver: I'm terribly sorry. I ran over your dog...
    Dog owner: Oahhh!
    Driver: In my JAAAAAG!
    Dog owner: ¯\/(ツ)\/¯
    Can someone animate these Jaaaaag scenes, PLEASE?

    • @PenisMcWhirtar
      @PenisMcWhirtar Před 6 lety +23

      Jag owner: ‹’’›(Ͼ˳Ͽ)‹’’›
      Me: (╯°□°)--︻╦╤─ - - -
      Jag owner: y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵. RIP
      Me: {◕ ◡ ◕}

    • @aregmirzoyan869
      @aregmirzoyan869 Před 2 lety +1

      Top Gear

  • @randyfleet9968
    @randyfleet9968 Před 3 lety +22

    I do love how the Brits pronounce the word. Jag-you-errrr! Just rolls off the tongue, and don't forget the sort of baritone touch!

  • @devon896
    @devon896 Před 2 lety +32

    It's amazing that this car sold for over 10 years looking exactly the same yet on the outside it still looks only 4 or 5 years old.

  • @antmanatthemoment7233
    @antmanatthemoment7233 Před 2 lety +13

    Waitress: I'm married
    Jezza: that's OK babe, I've got a jaaaaag

  • @tartanvdl
    @tartanvdl Před 12 lety +66

    I've had BMW's for 7 years and love them. Great drivers cars and practical. Now got an XF. I was worried about it not being as much fun to drive. No problem there, it handels like a much smaller car. However, its the feeling of being behind the wheel that is way superior in the Jag, in my opinion, a much nicer place to be than a Beemer!
    Well done Jaguar, keep up the great work....

    • @pillowdestroyer5694
      @pillowdestroyer5694 Před 2 lety +3

      Ime from the future and BMW is way better than jag

    • @davidkerr4103
      @davidkerr4103 Před 2 lety +1

      @Maximilian Bierwagen the 3rd LOL, you are replying to a 10 year old post! Glad to see you are keeping right up to date😉
      Anyway, in the last decade, Beemers have got Fugly and Jaguar has failed to keep up with the change of direction within the industry. They started off well bringing out the iPace well before most of their competitors then sat back and let the whole industry pass them by. I think if both these companies don’t get their “fingers out”, and sort their sh1t out, they are going to struggle in the next few years.

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal Před 2 lety

      @@pillowdestroyer5694 yeah, jag is not the same what they used to be

    • @denisohbrien
      @denisohbrien Před 2 měsíci

      @@GewelReal jaguar dropped the ball when they didnt release a new XJ .. jaguar is defined by big low saloons, ive owned every generation of XJ aside from the latest (moved to bmw due to similar driving dynamic and wasnt enamoured at the time with the styling of the new XJ) but would like to buy a newer xj in the future, not a crossover suv or a little XF or XE a proper big low slung saloon. pretty depressing tbh.

  • @jdpragmatic8644
    @jdpragmatic8644 Před 3 lety +17

    1:16 Jeremy’s Jaaaaag face here kills me

  • @Dextroyer77
    @Dextroyer77 Před 10 lety +31

    The latest Jag commercial brought me back here. :D
    "It's good to be bad !"

  • @andycwb
    @andycwb Před 2 lety +14

    I’ve never seen this before, but having bought my first Jaaaag a few months ago someone sent me a link and I’m crying laughing at it.

  • @williana8790
    @williana8790 Před 3 lety +8

    He punched a producer, but it’s ok, he’s got a Jaaaaag

  • @EchosTackyTiki
    @EchosTackyTiki Před 2 lety +9

    I remember a Jaguar advertisement I saw a few years back that had like 4 big name British actors who always play rich, stylish villains in it. Then I heard how they pronounced the name of the car; not "Jag-wire" like we do in the states, but "Jag-you-are".
    Haven't been able to pronounce it the American way since. I've been trying for like three years. Just can't do it in two syllables anymore.

  • @nathanw9770
    @nathanw9770 Před 5 lety +141

    *calmly strays into Londons low emissions zone*
    *In my Jaaaaaag*

    • @mancubwwa
      @mancubwwa Před 5 lety +7

      I bet it was I-pace...

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled Před 3 lety +7

      I may pollute the greenhouses...
      but it doesn't matter,
      because I've got a 🇯 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇬

  • @AsTheSeasonsGray
    @AsTheSeasonsGray Před 9 lety +64

    I'm going to miss this.....so much..... :,(

    • @nathanw9770
      @nathanw9770 Před 5 lety +5

      AsTheSeasonsGray don't worry. You can still watch it as long as you've got a jaaag

  • @howizee
    @howizee Před 3 lety +9

    The fact that they made a villain jag ad proves them right.

  • @lukerogers151
    @lukerogers151 Před 8 lety +43

    Awfully sorry.

    • @jamesmartindale8968
      @jamesmartindale8968 Před 4 lety +10

      Luke Rogers would you mind settling this while I warm up the jaaaaag

  • @jefferoni1984
    @jefferoni1984 Před 3 lety +12

    Growing up we had three jags at one point and I can confirm that half the fun is just saying the name. That and the dual fuel tanks.

  • @liamrobinson3777
    @liamrobinson3777 Před 2 lety +5

    Love how James just jumps in at the start “who gives a pigs ass” brilliant

  • @paddyh8023
    @paddyh8023 Před 7 lety +426

    Loki: I have an army. Iron Man: We have a Jaaaaggg! Loki: Well shit.

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 Před 2 lety +2

      Loki is the guy who does an advertisement for the jag though so that joke makes no sense itd be the other way around....

  • @davidreid6222
    @davidreid6222 Před 10 lety +40

    I'm getting my jaaaaag soon! Cant wait

  • @christophernagy5603
    @christophernagy5603 Před 10 lety +12

    I've got myself a 1994 Jaguar XJ12 6.0, beautiful piece of machinery. No need for a supercharger, sounds like it has one already, sucks air from the sky like it's quaffing it's favorite ale... Love It!

  • @thomasdanielsen9151
    @thomasdanielsen9151 Před 7 lety +19

    Ever since me and my dad saw this, we have always said Jaaaaag xD

  • @dchawk81
    @dchawk81 Před 5 lety +5

    Jaguar needs to offer "Jaaag" as a trunk lid emblem option.
    Or somebody needs to make them aftermarket.

  • @rador3573
    @rador3573 Před 9 lety +12

    "I terribly sorry to ran out of your dog ,oww,IN MY JAAAAAAG"

  • @georgec5479
    @georgec5479 Před 6 lety +14

    I can't quite tell if he is making fun of Jaguar owners, putting them down or making a compliment to the cars. But Jaguars have always been one of the best looking, best sounding, most comfortable and stylish cars.

  • @ShahidKhan-ke8fe
    @ShahidKhan-ke8fe Před 2 lety +2

    At last, something beautiful you can truly own.

  • @crazedtofu
    @crazedtofu Před 4 lety +10

    Police chief: Anything interesting happen today?
    Officer: I pulled a driver over for doing 150 mph in a 25 mph zone. I just gave him a warning........
    Police chief: WTF?!!!!
    Officer:.......because he had a Jaaaaaaaaag.
    Police chief: Oh, okay.

  • @BfmvOwnz1
    @BfmvOwnz1 Před 11 lety +6

    Love Jeremy's face whenever he says Jaaaaaaag :D

  • @lonewolf031
    @lonewolf031 Před 2 lety +2

    Jaguar should hire those three to advertise their next Jaaaag!.

  • @oldschool1993
    @oldschool1993 Před 2 lety +12

    When I was in school I loved the old Jags- had a 120 FHC, a 140 and joined the local club in Seattle. There were a lot of sports car clubs back then, the MG club, the Healey, Triumph etc., but the Jag club was humbly named "The Jaguar Driver's Club of Northwest America". A lot of the owners were pilots or engineers at Boeing, so they had that fastidious tendency. I remember there was a pecking order in those days as well. When you would encounter another sports car on the road you would waive, but the lower ranks had to waive first before the upper folks would acknowledge.

  • @martytdd1606
    @martytdd1606 Před 3 lety +4

    Loved that era of top gear

  • @aayushgaikaiwari4030
    @aayushgaikaiwari4030 Před 2 lety +3

    as a proud jaguar owner, this is funny

  • @oddities-whatnot
    @oddities-whatnot Před 2 měsíci

    In 1990 I got free use of a nearly new XJ6 for a few days. As a young man I was highly impressed. Happy memories.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass Před 9 lety +2

    the bit at the end is funny ''awfully sorry would you mind settling this? whilst i go and warm up the jaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg'' i can imagine that line being said in a program

  • @budman9327
    @budman9327 Před 8 lety +8

    Drive one. It's addictive...and you can get away with literally ANYTHING. Even the unwashed here in the States get it. Definitely something to love.

  • @a.paigeaderhold4377
    @a.paigeaderhold4377 Před 2 lety +3

    I’ve had the honor of owning 3 different ones through the yrs. most recent 04’ Vanden Plas ... love ❤️ my Jags

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 Před 2 lety +2

    Two years later,Clarkson would race the sun in that very Jag.

  • @james64ibm
    @james64ibm Před měsícem +1

    Can confirm. The police let me off with a warning after my bank robbery yesterday when I told them that the money will go towards the purchase of a Jaaag.

  • @brianwong7285
    @brianwong7285 Před 6 lety +34

    “Jags are so rogue-ish. You can take a girl out for dinner if you have a Jag, and then she will pay.
    You can go and stay with people for the weekend, help yourself to all their belongings, and no one will mind! Because? You have a Jaaaag!”
    Eventually used in S02E06 of The Grand Tour.

  • @NicholasDegennaro
    @NicholasDegennaro Před 3 měsíci +3

    I own an XJ6, I actually often invite myself to people's homes.

    • @chaivalla
      @chaivalla Před 3 měsíci

      I drive an F-Type. I show up at other people's Tinder dates.

  • @jeffpollard7304
    @jeffpollard7304 Před 3 lety +1

    Love my XKR Jaaaaggggg!! 😎

  • @BfmvOwnz1
    @BfmvOwnz1 Před 11 lety +5

    Me being pulled over by the police "Oh no, not again.... I wasn't even driving too fast"
    Police:"Sir, was that you who smoked your tires in the parking garage?"
    Me: "Yes... in my Jaaaaag"
    Police:"Oh, it's fine then, just go ahead"

  • @stensoft
    @stensoft Před 9 lety +52

    Well, it turned out you can't get away with everything if you got a Jag. We'll miss you, Jeremy.

    • @helddominance5033
      @helddominance5033 Před 4 lety +16

      Ah! He had a Lambo at that point! Didn't follow the thread....

  • @Beechgoose1
    @Beechgoose1 Před 2 lety +3

    When i was a kid, still living at home, i did a stint in a factory, and worked with an old guy who had a JAAG...
    He was like a cross between Windsor Davis and Santa Claus, in a good way...

  • @philausa9629
    @philausa9629 Před 2 lety +3

    I have a Jag and a Caddie. I don’t ever want to say any of that ))) sounds funny but I just enjoy a good car ride in either one

  • @codyerickson3550
    @codyerickson3550 Před rokem +1

    My dad had a 2011 Jag XFR when I was in high school. I took my date to senior prom in it, haha.

  • @faerieSAALE
    @faerieSAALE Před 3 lety +10

    WIfe to a close friend: "I just realized that my husband is having an affair and I don't know what to do about it!"
    Friend says; Couldn't you just confront her, and tell her to leave him alone?
    Wife: Her,!?! OH no, you misunderstood - it's with his Jaaaaaaag!

  • @frenzl66
    @frenzl66 Před 14 lety +5

    Bought an S-type because of this video!
    My wife and I keep on jaaaaaaagging since :-)

  • @MegaRV777
    @MegaRV777 Před 9 lety +16

    I own a Jaaaag

  • @aregmirzoyan869
    @aregmirzoyan869 Před 2 lety +1

    Never get tired by watching this

  • @Metal-Possum
    @Metal-Possum Před 10 lety +5

    The British were the first to properly refine the "total loss oil system", nobody else does it better than they do.

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 Před 7 lety +422

    Putin needs to buy a jag.
    "I've sent troops into Ukraine, but it's ok cause i've got a Jag"

    • @Loundsify
      @Loundsify Před 5 lety +18

      Just killed all my opposition but it's ok cause I've got a Jaaaag

    • @keeperofeurobeat8421
      @keeperofeurobeat8421 Před 5 lety +12

      I've killed 20 million of my own people by starving them, but it's okay because I've got a _Jaaaaaaag._

    • @IamdefiantlynotTzeentchOramI
      @IamdefiantlynotTzeentchOramI Před 4 lety +9

      Oh I just overthrew a monarchy.
      "But it's ok cause I've got a Jaaaaaaaaaaaag"

    • @laurentparodi5261
      @laurentparodi5261 Před 3 lety +3

      Except there are no russian troops in the ukraine......

    • @Vemppu_Lutku
      @Vemppu_Lutku Před 3 lety +14

      @@laurentparodi5261 x'D good one

  • @ebthegt5572
    @ebthegt5572 Před 7 lety +2

    This sums up my dad in a way, except for the whole going away for the weekend part.

  • @3mma_533
    @3mma_533 Před rokem +1

    Second vehicle was a used 2004 X-Type; massive upgrade from an 05 Dodge Dakota. Never been the same person since tbh

  • @perfmr2
    @perfmr2 Před 6 lety +3

    Im buying a Jaaaaaag, just so I can do this.

  • @AndiLevicky
    @AndiLevicky Před 8 lety +9

    1:17 Warm up the Jaaaaaaag

  • @Wilkins_Micawber
    @Wilkins_Micawber Před měsícem

    As a former owner of two Jaaaaags, yep, I can't argue with this description.

  • @michaelbooher4460
    @michaelbooher4460 Před 2 lety +1

    And that is why I own, actually, w Jaaaags..

  • @AnabolicAsylum
    @AnabolicAsylum Před 11 lety +6

    Thank you Top Gear! My new license plate frame reads: -Jaguar- "The preferred car of white-collar criminals."

  • @elmerescobar433
    @elmerescobar433 Před 6 lety +5

    I got a Jaaaagg XJ partially because of this. Just so I can say I got a Jaaaaag

  • @loganwitte3477
    @loganwitte3477 Před 2 lety +1

    Had a '99 XJR and a '00 XJ8L. As much as they are to keep up with, they really are interesting machines

  • @VaucluseVanguard
    @VaucluseVanguard Před 2 lety +1

    I think they are looking for the words "Terry Thomas" not the actual actor, but the characters he always played - brilliantly.

  • @ManForToday
    @ManForToday Před 11 lety +7

    Hahahah hilarious. Would you mind settling this while I go and warm up the JAAAAAG

  • @omegaprime8612
    @omegaprime8612 Před 8 lety +13

    Jaaaaaaggggg

  • @lilybond6485
    @lilybond6485 Před 2 lety +1

    I have noticed when traveling on the Interstate in bumper to bumper traffic -- I am let in immediately when wanting to change lanes. I know that I used to do that because I wanted to look at the car and dream about having one.

  • @omarsteelers
    @omarsteelers Před 10 lety +7

    Jaaaag

  • @terencejay8845
    @terencejay8845 Před 5 lety +4

    I had a V12 Daimler Jaaag, and i'm quite close to that description, but I've never been jailed. Came close, but no.

    • @arnold8002
      @arnold8002 Před 2 lety

      because you've got a Jaaaaag...

  • @Bellend361
    @Bellend361 Před 3 lety +1

    Absolutely brilliant!!

  • @richarddiddler3380
    @richarddiddler3380 Před 3 lety +2

    I have an old XJ8, it gets nothing but respect on the roads, people let me into traffic queues, let me in, in awkward backed up junctions and give me a thumbs up. If you want hassle free driving. ... Get a Jaaaaaag.👍

  • @socberttrucker3598
    @socberttrucker3598 Před 10 lety +9

    My first car's a Jag, still have a Jag, I agree with this vid.

  • @pizzaisawesome2124
    @pizzaisawesome2124 Před 10 lety +14

    Some of my favorite European cars are Mercedes, Ferrari, and Jaaaaaag.

  • @Renegade666
    @Renegade666 Před 6 lety +1

    my mate owns a Jaaaaag and he fully embraces this!

  • @nicholasfitzsimmons7311
    @nicholasfitzsimmons7311 Před 2 lety +2

    I need a jag now.

  • @squirehaggard4749
    @squirehaggard4749 Před 8 lety +3

    Why they used to call Jags "Wardour Street Bentleys" many years ago. Bounder sorts of chaps ran them.

  • @kaveebee
    @kaveebee Před 2 lety +7

    One of my many bosses had restored an E-Type. Well one day he brought his pride and joy into the works and took pride in taking each employee for a spin. I thought that the car would have been better in its day than later so I declined a ride. Didn't want to spoil my concept of it. The old boy was noticeably miffed that I had declined his kind offer

    • @rkt739
      @rkt739 Před 2 lety +2

      well then you are lost!

    • @kaveebee
      @kaveebee Před 2 lety

      @@rkt739 Whatever that is supposed to mean

  • @jjefferyworboys8138
    @jjefferyworboys8138 Před 3 lety +1

    Something worth aspiring too.

  • @richardsharpe9916
    @richardsharpe9916 Před 5 lety +2

    I'm just going to buy a new Jaaaag....better go warm up the Jaaaag

  • @BeReady726
    @BeReady726 Před 7 lety +4

    I want a Jaguar. XJR to be exact. I don't think I'm the type of person that fits this stereotype, either. Which is probably why I can't afford one.

  • @lifecinematography
    @lifecinematography Před 8 lety +33

    All these comments ended up like Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag