Finding Nemo explained by an idiot

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  • čas přidán 23. 07. 2021
  • Don't have time to see this movie?
    That's fine i gotchu bruh here's a recap.
    Already saw it but forgot some of it and too lazy to watch it all again?
    That's fine i gotchu bruh here's a recap.
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  • @mercury2157
    @mercury2157 Před 2 lety +4374

    It took me a while to realize that since sea turtles eat jellyfish, that's probably how Crush found the two so easily

    • @godsangel9749
      @godsangel9749 Před 2 lety +165

      Intelligence 100

    • @Eman-lg2gb
      @Eman-lg2gb Před 2 lety +35

      EEEEEE

    • @miketrevtt1857
      @miketrevtt1857 Před 2 lety +48

      Iq 2000

    • @adriani.m4163
      @adriani.m4163 Před 2 lety +155

      I guess some dark shit has to be unseen in kids movies

    • @mercury2157
      @mercury2157 Před 2 lety +46

      @@adriani.m4163 as opposed to the two main characters nearly dying multiple times throughout the movie?

  • @ihsanauliarahman1057
    @ihsanauliarahman1057 Před 2 lety +411

    I never realized the crack innuendo of Bruce sniffing Dory's blood. His pupils even dilate.

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 Před 2 lety +23

      Have you heard of the ratchet and clank series? Most of the games are rated E for Everyone yet there are so many sexual innuendos even in the titles 😂

    • @daniellangston5887
      @daniellangston5887 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Flome810 The ole glory hole

    • @oi-cj1pz
      @oi-cj1pz Před 2 lety +3

      takes a cracky to understand a cracky

    • @gawddamn5824
      @gawddamn5824 Před 2 lety +2

      I never realized nemo had a fukd fin

    • @eminemcruz6384
      @eminemcruz6384 Před 2 lety +4

      Like catnip but opposite effect

  • @iRinnda
    @iRinnda Před rokem +1255

    "fuck, I'll never be able to tap my son's ass"
    had me spitting and simultaneously almost choking on my own spit.

    • @namaanda5349
      @namaanda5349 Před rokem +17

      same, this is the best 2 layer joke I've ever heard

    • @colin-onioin
      @colin-onioin Před rokem +40

      Actually, Merlin would turn into a female, and his ass would be tapped by Nemo.

    • @namaanda5349
      @namaanda5349 Před rokem +6

      ok, now it's 2 layer + plot twist

    • @sophiecotton2320
      @sophiecotton2320 Před 11 měsíci

      Same except I spit out sprite on my table

    • @eagle_2351
      @eagle_2351 Před 11 měsíci +1

      That's because you subconsciously wanted to die after hearing that.

  • @joeljohn2042
    @joeljohn2042 Před 2 lety +1937

    How this man manages to demonetise a video of him recapping a family friendly movie is beyond my mortal comprehension

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg Před rokem +1

      The secret ingredient is swear words

    • @Dave1507
      @Dave1507 Před rokem +35

      did you watch it on mute, or what?

    • @elchomper.1063
      @elchomper.1063 Před rokem +11

      Cause you lack all comprehension

    • @elchomper.1063
      @elchomper.1063 Před rokem +32

      @@Dave1507 that excuse doesn't even work the video has fucking subtitles built into the video....

    • @saladcaesar7716
      @saladcaesar7716 Před rokem +3

      Probably copyright &hit

  • @malodos2295
    @malodos2295 Před 2 lety +2223

    "Never help crippled children"
    -thats another quote to add to the Art Of The Sigma book.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +23561

    I think everyone agrees that anyone who's ever watched this movie absolutely despises that little girl.

  • @imagiking69420
    @imagiking69420 Před rokem +194

    4:59 the joke of Dory saying "F**k yo son" going directly before High Boi describing Nemo as "the f**ked son" is so discreet yet so hilarious.

  • @TBR.21
    @TBR.21 Před rokem +297

    By the way, when a ship's hull crushes the metal horn, it cracks the vial inside it, allowing the acid to run down a tube and into a lead-acid battery that until then contained no acid electrolyte until then. This energizes the battery, which makes the mine go kaput

    • @DuplexWeevil337
      @DuplexWeevil337 Před rokem +4

      Cool

    • @Slpdprvd-lm1os
      @Slpdprvd-lm1os Před rokem +5

      I only understood that last sentence.

    • @Dsd2612S
      @Dsd2612S Před rokem +12

      @@Slpdprvd-lm1os basically stuff break, liquid mix, BOOM

    • @Slpdprvd-lm1os
      @Slpdprvd-lm1os Před rokem +3

      @@Dsd2612S ok thank you

    • @countrycoffeecup7772
      @countrycoffeecup7772 Před rokem +2

      I only understood this because I remember learning about the anatomy of a dry cell battery from my Junior Year Physical Science class in High School.

  • @themanwithoneplan5560
    @themanwithoneplan5560 Před 2 lety +914

    Grindset sigma male Gill says “never help crippled children.” I felt that.

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 Před 2 lety +700

    I can only imagine “Bambi” explained by this genius
    A true piece of art

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    • @kingfish7528
      @kingfish7528 Před 2 lety +20

      the hunter be like first blood one shot one kill +500xp

    • @timothylynch6074
      @timothylynch6074 Před 2 lety +24

      "And the bitch got 360 no scoped, who didn't see that coming"

    • @randaranatunga7259
      @randaranatunga7259 Před 2 lety +6

      @@timothylynch6074 I can literally hear him saying that😂

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      @din2akhiangte507 Před 2 lety +2

      @@aboma733 stop spammer

  • @bigred1619
    @bigred1619 Před rokem +314

    For anyone wondering what his actual score is I have deduced that it is a 5.8/10. The method at which I came to this conclusion is as follows: Assuming 1 straw kills one turtle and you have 9 turtles and 3.8 straws that means you have 5.2/9 of the turtles left which in decimal form is 0.57777 repeating which can be rounded up to 0.58 for simplicity. You then convert this back to Fraction form Which is how you come up with the score 5.8/10

  • @jamchiroptera4258
    @jamchiroptera4258 Před rokem +41

    I love that the crab interrogation is still gold on its own, even now

  • @AnkushB1811
    @AnkushB1811 Před 2 lety +3950

    Things people haven't figured out-
    1- Meaning of life
    2- Existence of God
    3- High Boi rating system

    • @crocowithaglocko5876
      @crocowithaglocko5876 Před 2 lety +219

      I’m so high that I’ve figured out the rating system

    • @nangboonleng6326
      @nangboonleng6326 Před 2 lety +84

      @@crocowithaglocko5876 So what stuff to understand his rating?

    • @bannana4058
      @bannana4058 Před 2 lety +132

      @@nangboonleng6326 all of them

    • @DlooberPooper
      @DlooberPooper Před 2 lety +58

      @@nangboonleng6326 make sure to smoke more weeds

    • @iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523
      @iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523 Před 2 lety +77

      You are forgetting one thing. When it comes to Americans we also haven’t figured out basic geography and think Africa is a country

  • @aleksdreeve8878
    @aleksdreeve8878 Před 2 lety +869

    “Sigma male grindset: never help crippled children” absolutely choked me.

  • @eigenman2571
    @eigenman2571 Před rokem +44

    You are correct, it takes more than a tap to trigger those types of contact naval mines. They have what are known as “hertz horns” (the spiky thing) and they trigger when a glass vile inside of them breaks due to impact

    • @gentlestormtrooper8297
      @gentlestormtrooper8297 Před rokem

      So uh, call me uneducated etc. but if a submarine were to hit one it is sure to be sunken right after, right? I mean how big is the real life explosion?

  • @spawner2469
    @spawner2469 Před rokem +37

    5:28 the plan works, they made a whole gameboy game about it.

    • @spawner2469
      @spawner2469 Před rokem

      and here is proof of said game existing
      czcams.com/video/xLJKYFMkVWs/video.html

  • @thotslayer806
    @thotslayer806 Před 2 lety +5365

    “Sigma male grindset
    Never help crippled children”
    That fish is a true sigma

    • @GeezSus
      @GeezSus Před 2 lety +47

      High boi started the trend lol

    • @fireflymiesumae
      @fireflymiesumae Před 2 lety +6

      Haha

    • @ZondaX3
      @ZondaX3 Před 2 lety +8

      do u guys know the music on 4:04 ?

    • @GeezSus
      @GeezSus Před 2 lety +15

      @@ZondaX3 sigma music

    • @ZondaX3
      @ZondaX3 Před 2 lety +4

      @@GeezSus k ty, it sounds cool lol

  • @user-mz6wb
    @user-mz6wb Před 2 lety +5629

    “Because nemo was depresso espresso” that killed me

  • @georgeobrien3956
    @georgeobrien3956 Před 11 měsíci +14

    This is like the best way to rewatch a movie if you don't actually want to sit through the whole thing, superb my guy

  • @gwooove
    @gwooove Před rokem +11

    I remember watching this movie for the first time when I was like five and I didn’t even realise that it was set in my home country. I still respect this movie for being the only Pixar movie, hell I think the only DISNEY movie set in Australia.

    • @samuelpetrovich4998
      @samuelpetrovich4998 Před rokem +1

      Rescuers Down Under, a childhood favorite of mine, is another disney movie set in Australia

  • @hexzies4265
    @hexzies4265 Před 2 lety +877

    The quote "Faken Stoopid Wamen" is never going to exit my mind.

  • @Ligma_Bawls_
    @Ligma_Bawls_ Před 2 lety +631

    "The bubbly wubbly bit"
    *lip smack*
    God I'll never leave this channel

  • @ruthiewitter569
    @ruthiewitter569 Před rokem +17

    10:35 “end of quick time events” killed me

  • @angeldust8203
    @angeldust8203 Před 2 lety +15

    okay so, he WAS correct when he said the stuff about the mines, where they explode when pressure is applied to the pins, but... that is a sunken battleship. sunken battleships typically dont have torpedo primer removed from the torpedoes, which means they'd still go boom, and since those mines are also active, they go boom too.

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 Před rokem

      That is very clealry a ww2/cold war era submarine

  • @buddnotbuddy5479
    @buddnotbuddy5479 Před 2 lety +288

    Apparently the mines only go off if one of the spikes gets crushed. It’s full of acid that flows into the mine when the spike gets crushed. The acid completes a battery inside the mine and it explodes.

    • @wyn9693
      @wyn9693 Před 2 lety +12

      wow, that's pretty cool

    • @randomguy9873
      @randomguy9873 Před 2 lety +11

      Cool I've always wondered how mines work

    • @crankyrack9001
      @crankyrack9001 Před 2 lety +8

      It was probably the torpedo that triggered the explosion

    • @ToonZ_1776
      @ToonZ_1776 Před 2 lety +2

      Man, I've always wondered how mines work.

    • @mental_metal_au2179
      @mental_metal_au2179 Před 2 lety +4

      I like how all the responses look the same but "THE MORE U KNOW"

  • @nixitoeditz1833
    @nixitoeditz1833 Před 2 lety +633

    "how confusing do you want you're ratings to be?"
    "YES"

  • @michaelkovacs3295
    @michaelkovacs3295 Před rokem +22

    6:48
    OMG its the teenage mutant ninja turtles on meth!!!!

  • @toxiceyebrows
    @toxiceyebrows Před 2 lety +18

    4:36 I give this poster a 2 feesh out of 1 fish chicken smoker teen

  • @markbelden6883
    @markbelden6883 Před 2 lety +6899

    "finding Nemo explained by a genius" is a more accurate title

  • @urguysadz
    @urguysadz Před 2 lety +517

    The mines have a tiny pressure point thats kinda like a red button. And the button has a very weak pressure point meaning anything(thats not water) that hits it will cause the mine to go kaboom.

    • @theonlykingtiger
      @theonlykingtiger Před 2 lety +21

      Some have a magnetic fuze

    • @Geyrider
      @Geyrider Před 2 lety +7

      So they cant go past a special dept?

    • @theonlykingtiger
      @theonlykingtiger Před 2 lety +20

      @@Geyrider no they sit close to the surface and when a ship comes close to them they explode

    • @danielwang8017
      @danielwang8017 Před 2 lety +5

      isn't it a chemical trigger? A glass vial inside of the horns breaks when something crashes into it?

    • @addsreclame3264
      @addsreclame3264 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Geyrider well putting them very deep would be useless wouldn’t it?

  • @Adlimski
    @Adlimski Před rokem +2

    Im addicted to your videos. I've watched this like fkn 20 times and still cant stop.

  • @juicefan7802
    @juicefan7802 Před rokem +1

    my comfort yt series please keep uploading these are the only way i can love life

  • @imtootiredforthis7694
    @imtootiredforthis7694 Před 2 lety +3445

    Fun fact: There are only 10 dentists at any given time, and one of them comes from a long line of people who just in general hate all toothpaste.

    • @luigimario3579
      @luigimario3579 Před 2 lety +81

      Toothpaste deniers

    • @enjerth78
      @enjerth78 Před 2 lety +156

      What irks me the most is that we always hear about what those 9 dentists think, but we never really get to hear what that other one really thinks.

    • @jozokrstanovic9040
      @jozokrstanovic9040 Před 2 lety +95

      9 out of 10 dentists agree that the 10th dentist should really chill out

    • @Bee-fu9uz
      @Bee-fu9uz Před 2 lety +31

      the tenth guy just hates the flavour

    • @sineowl443
      @sineowl443 Před 2 lety +48

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      and generally opts in for a natural tooth cleaning method...iguess

  • @B_assMan
    @B_assMan Před 2 lety +1631

    "Another one pops up and flashbanged him"
    Ah yes, typical csgo match.

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 Před 2 lety +6

    3:11
    I think torpedoes, even those old-ass ones, have a physical fuse at the end that activated (which has a tendency to do so in real life).
    Bruce the shark might've just been lucky with the fuse or just E rated movie and the fuse hit the mine and triggered a massive Dresden-style detonation of that area.
    Also, Balao-class submarine.

  • @fussl_finn
    @fussl_finn Před rokem +3

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  • @screendoor_
    @screendoor_ Před 2 lety +551

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    • @zen4ever3
      @zen4ever3 Před 2 lety +5

      It’s such a funny, dark but funny joke

    • @quirinmuller8722
      @quirinmuller8722 Před 2 lety +3

      I dont get it can you explain?

    • @Bzons
      @Bzons Před 2 lety +9

      @@quirinmuller8722 Steve Irwin died after being impaled by a stingray during an episode of his show. The footage of his death was destroyed by request of Irwin's family.

    • @quirinmuller8722
      @quirinmuller8722 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Bzons Oooh. Thanks lmao makes more sense now

  • @bolldud5479
    @bolldud5479 Před 2 lety +3444

    He claims he's an idiot, but he seems pretty educated in physics and stuff.

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      I think in one of his Q&A videos he said he's a computer science major.

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    • @BroadcastingCN
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      Sometimes the most genius is crazy
      That's why he said himself stupid

    • @nexusdrop7863
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      He watches movies with da science in it. He smarted up.

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      Also he points out every plot hole

  • @Prof_Unknown
    @Prof_Unknown Před rokem +3

    I was just impressed that Pixar had basically all the accurate details on the Gato class boat (The Submarine) that the sharks held their "AA" meeting in. Very good attention to detail

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      I need help replacing the nose on the Statue of Liberty

    • @jagamerboii6208
      @jagamerboii6208 Před 2 lety +1

      We need your help stopping a possible future terrorist attack

    • @mathewantony8114
      @mathewantony8114 Před 2 lety +1

      I need you to kill john wick's dog

  • @ranathungasfact-ory7299
    @ranathungasfact-ory7299 Před rokem +2

    Man I love it the way u say dory’s amazing crab interrogation ‘n + at 11:57 when u said pop da bag I was thinking the exact thing when I first watched the movie when I was 4 years old

  • @mothman1307
    @mothman1307 Před 2 lety +12

    4:24
    twench lol im sorry it was funny :)

  • @pickapixel
    @pickapixel Před 2 lety +2909

    YESSSS! Love it when you do Disney films

  • @_Samm
    @_Samm Před 2 lety +584

    "This ass flap of a fish, that killed my boy Steve Irwin"
    Best line in the whole video

    • @beautiflyEX
      @beautiflyEX Před 2 lety +6

      You know what sucks he died on my birthday September 4th

    • @manelmoyano7080
      @manelmoyano7080 Před 2 lety +16

      "Sorry, I was murdering another national treasure, what can I help you with?"

    • @muhkhalydin5953
      @muhkhalydin5953 Před 2 lety +1

      @@manelmoyano7080 lol

    • @MagiSwag
      @MagiSwag Před 2 lety

      Except that that is a manta-ray and not a stingray.

  • @dustinb.5574
    @dustinb.5574 Před 2 lety +1

    Can’t count the number of times I’ve had to pause one of this dude’s videos because I’m laughing too hard to keep up

  • @rabihabimoussa5171
    @rabihabimoussa5171 Před rokem +3

    3:10 These mines are triggered by the influence of a ship or submarine, rather than direct contact. Such mines incorporate electronic sensors designed to detect the presence of a vessel and detonate when it comes within the blast range of the warhead.

  • @literal-garbage
    @literal-garbage Před 2 lety +218

    “Home dawg is zoinked out of his mind”
    My new favorite quote

  • @skullpirate3015
    @skullpirate3015 Před 2 lety +2962

    I love how you only “ruined our childhood” by saying clownfish can switch genders to make more babies, but not that barracudas (the fish that “killed” all the babies) don’t kill clownfish, but other clownfish do. So Marlin made up the story of the barracuda because his wife ate all the babies.

    • @malindataylor5285
      @malindataylor5285 Před 2 lety +112

      She just wanted to have a post-birth abortion

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 Před 2 lety +198

      @@malindataylor5285 And a snack. Two in one!

    • @MK11_EGY
      @MK11_EGY Před 2 lety +309

      they don't eat EGGS, but she (somehow) didn't know that, so the barracuda attacked her, and all the eggs (except for Nemo's ofc) were destroyed in the skirmish. Plus, barracudas DO eat clown fish, it's just a rare occurrence.

    • @ansonprydejr.1432
      @ansonprydejr.1432 Před 2 lety +40

      Sorry, dude. MatPat and the Film Theorists beat you to the punch with both of those points.

    • @saragerardo6089
      @saragerardo6089 Před 2 lety +8

      Someone watches Film Theory

  • @rpcbutter52
    @rpcbutter52 Před rokem +3

    Bro crazy on that seaweed 🔥 6:43

  • @patriciafarmer2991
    @patriciafarmer2991 Před 7 měsíci

    High Boi. Military enthusiast here. You're right about the land mines. In order for a naval mine, or even landmine to detonate, the fuse would have to be pushed in. It's the same as letting go of the spoon to a grenade.

  • @nexus9853
    @nexus9853 Před 2 lety +347

    “9 turtles out of 3.8 plastic straws” sounds like a very dark statistic

    • @JCKmusicandmore
      @JCKmusicandmore Před 2 lety +5

      Indeed. Should we break it down?

    • @wannaGetSmoked
      @wannaGetSmoked Před 2 lety

      @@JCKmusicandmore Go for it

    • @LaniakeaDenizen
      @LaniakeaDenizen Před 2 lety +4

      ​@@JCKmusicandmore Is that a reference to microplastics breaking down?

    • @JCKmusicandmore
      @JCKmusicandmore Před 2 lety +2

      @@LaniakeaDenizen ;)

    • @JCKmusicandmore
      @JCKmusicandmore Před 2 lety +8

      9 turtles divided by 3.8 plastic straws equals 2.36, meaning theoretically that 2.36 (rounded down, 2, with a bit left over to make an extra number at the end) turtles could be killed for each plastic straw in their habitat, the water.
      Thus, 2 turtles × 3.8 -》4 straws=8 deaths out of the 9 turtles there...until the remainder is factored in.
      9 deaths out of 9. A 100% mortality rate.
      But that also equals 100% movie rating...so noice :)

  • @masterzing3324
    @masterzing3324 Před 2 lety +514

    “Marlin wakes up on this chill ass turtle, zoinked out of his mind”
    On seaweed.
    Come on, missed opportunity.

    • @ontiveros4arroyos
      @ontiveros4arroyos Před 2 lety +2

      There is a special string of it that is nice

    • @gmbill6831
      @gmbill6831 Před 2 lety

      They are actually high off of jellyfish.

    • @ontiveros4arroyos
      @ontiveros4arroyos Před 2 lety +1

      @@gmbill6831 the stinging has caused our pain cells to become so numb that we can express any other thing besides chill ness

    • @aboma733
      @aboma733 Před 2 lety

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  • @thegrowhouse2459
    @thegrowhouse2459 Před rokem

    Cremo, nemo, memo, emo, Chemo. Man the way you included all those so unexpectedly lmfaooooo got me every time

  • @joshualandry6790
    @joshualandry6790 Před 2 lety

    watching this while high is confusing but entertaining love the content 😊

  • @DualWave1
    @DualWave1 Před 2 lety +539

    and when the world needed him most HE RETURNED.

  • @barelyhere36
    @barelyhere36 Před 2 lety +828

    The way he keeps calling Nemo different things that rhyme with his name throughout the video keeps killing me over and over again

  • @Eraticunicorn
    @Eraticunicorn Před rokem

    wow those quicktime events got my heart racing like i was actually watching it deadass

  • @gulisha31
    @gulisha31 Před rokem +16

    11:39 THAT WHAT I THOUGHT

  • @yifart9284
    @yifart9284 Před 2 lety +634

    “He didn’t get the memo or nemo”
    “Ha ha ha ha kill me”
    Seriously anything this dude says I laugh god his way he makes everyone laugh js amazing 😂

  • @arjunoncrack7560
    @arjunoncrack7560 Před 2 lety +198

    Scarface explained by an Idiot would be a certified classic

  • @Ruby14714
    @Ruby14714 Před rokem +7

    2:58 i cant stop leafing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ragnarok4241
    @ragnarok4241 Před 10 měsíci +7

    0:42 years? bro what? Its a fucken fish. It probably only takes like few weeks or less for it to grow that much 💀💀

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 Před 2 lety +837

    "fucking dumbass uncooked fish finger" that's the best quote I've heard 😂

    • @xelalareina
      @xelalareina Před 2 lety +1

      Faxx

    • @cookielordplays9933
      @cookielordplays9933 Před 2 lety

      timestamp?

    • @KiwiTheGreat
      @KiwiTheGreat Před 2 lety

      lol 🤣

    • @zgf4744
      @zgf4744 Před 2 lety +1

      Literally as soon as i heard him say that I went straight to the comments to see if anybody else thought that was funny.. and there ya go 😂

    • @cipher9714
      @cipher9714 Před 2 lety

      @@cookielordplays9933 2:13

  • @SaMaRaIjAcK____
    @SaMaRaIjAcK____ Před 2 lety +508

    "Sigma male Grindset:
    Never help cripple children"
    Something to live by definitely

  • @Dreamtoons.wyattmiller1980
    @Dreamtoons.wyattmiller1980 Před 11 měsíci

    i love the trope where you give nemo a different name every time he is anywhere

  • @mckrackin5324
    @mckrackin5324 Před 2 lety +1

    That hit marker when Nemo touched the boat... brilliant. lol

  • @dylancampbell9562
    @dylancampbell9562 Před 2 lety +140

    "Sorry i was murdering another national treasure" 😂😂

  • @pepeonzima4814
    @pepeonzima4814 Před 2 lety +176

    how many words sound like *nemo* ??
    high boi: _yes_

    • @femboyeggy8947
      @femboyeggy8947 Před 2 lety

      Eeefjjg my t of F J gg my d is F off de end ye gg it did is I’m mo

  • @christianrizon5997
    @christianrizon5997 Před rokem

    i watched ONE of his videos i now i LOVE this channel

  • @1nonly_on_val
    @1nonly_on_val Před 2 lety

    this needs to have more views and likes than never gonna give u up bruh ive alr watched it 5 times in 2 weeks

  • @NotASpyReally
    @NotASpyReally Před 2 lety +378

    High Boi: "Retarded fishes"
    High Boi 2 minutes later: "Fucking genious fishis"

    • @royliber3824
      @royliber3824 Před 2 lety +7

      TBH when I saw this movie, I was also surprised how smart the fish were at some parts and how completely dumb they were at other parts.

    • @volklii
      @volklii Před 2 lety

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    • @chickenbonevlogs9098
      @chickenbonevlogs9098 Před 2 lety

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  • @AfaqueAhmed_
    @AfaqueAhmed_ Před 2 lety +560

    This guy is trying to disguise himself as an idiot and then conquer the world when we are unaware of it .

    • @milk6664
      @milk6664 Před 2 lety +9

      SHHHHHHHHHHH DONT SPOIL HIS PLAN

    • @RiderBlitz1.0
      @RiderBlitz1.0 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes

    • @user-jy5dg5vs3r
      @user-jy5dg5vs3r Před 2 lety +6

      *Kill the child, he knows to much*

    • @2bestfriends887
      @2bestfriends887 Před 2 lety +2

      * radio to a.b idiot, radio to a.b idiot, they know. Take the shot *

    • @bribriarwhitey7781
      @bribriarwhitey7781 Před 2 lety +1

      Just like Commodus, from ancient Rome. Pretends to be slow so he won't get to be Emporer, Prototian Guard appoint him Emporer because they think he's slow do they'll actually run the Empire. Nice.

  • @isaiahscott4587
    @isaiahscott4587 Před 2 lety

    1:55 I died because of the edit you did when Nemo whacked the boat. XD.

  • @IPlaySometimes
    @IPlaySometimes Před 11 měsíci +2

    For an answer to his mine question, mines are activated by anything magnetic so they would not go from a light touch but with mines that close together they would all go off while being placed

  • @WinnerMcCoolio
    @WinnerMcCoolio Před 2 lety +1166

    “She didn’t get the ME-MO hahahaha kill me”
    Me: same

  • @terrexa3423
    @terrexa3423 Před 2 lety +361

    Nemo's alternative title:
    When you Dad is incapable of grabbing the milk so you do it for him.

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      @aboma733 Před 2 lety

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    • @Krim4444
      @Krim4444 Před 2 lety +2

      atleast now he wont go to grab milk for 30 years

    • @terrexa3423
      @terrexa3423 Před 2 lety

      @@Krim4444 I mean its better than dory going, She'd 1 prolly get cereal and forget who you are 😂

    • @Megavergil
      @Megavergil Před 2 lety

      @@terrexa3423 well if you win the lottery I bet she remembers of it all the time

  • @Bluemansonic
    @Bluemansonic Před rokem

    1:03 why man, I love this teacher and I love Stingrays and Steve Irwin...why did you have to make me cry at work man?

  • @justanicemelon9963
    @justanicemelon9963 Před rokem +1

    2:55 bro I died laughing, high boi is the best youtuber of all time!

  • @pilly6548
    @pilly6548 Před 2 lety +82

    This guy is addictive af, I literally found him a month ago and binged all of his 51 vids...

    • @lxlrvfx1764
      @lxlrvfx1764 Před 2 lety

      Find him at 15k, watched all his videos. Hidden gem

    • @frankcastle1862
      @frankcastle1862 Před 2 lety

      Same but my head hurts

    • @pilly6548
      @pilly6548 Před 2 lety

      @@frankcastle1862 that means you doing it right

    • @pilly6548
      @pilly6548 Před 2 lety

      @@lxlrvfx1764 I am sad I never knew him before :(

  • @DiscussThing
    @DiscussThing Před 2 lety +130

    "Then Satan himself arrives" - same feeling when I watched the movie.

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 Před 2 lety +7

      That one annoying kid coming over to see what you’re playing at recess:

  • @Gir.Is.Greenn
    @Gir.Is.Greenn Před 11 měsíci +2

    {0:01} Its not even 5 seconds in and i'm dying 😂😂

  • @cyh..7
    @cyh..7 Před rokem

    its 1 am and i have to make a movie review about finding nemo and this is what im watching

  • @someguy7294
    @someguy7294 Před 2 lety +512

    Most sea mines are set off magnetically, that’s why minesweeper ships are made mostly out of wood

    • @b-chroniumproductions3177
      @b-chroniumproductions3177 Před 2 lety +18

      @@jamescrab4110 I think most minesweepers in service are quite old and made of wood

    • @CetoFreakingKaiba
      @CetoFreakingKaiba Před 2 lety +17

      wait, even WWII mines? Afaik it's the pointy things that cause detonation, just like he said. You could argue that maaaybe the torpedo, that hit the mine with the head, detonated first but that also needs some mental gymnastics since I really doubt the detonator would be triggered by this very mild impact.

    • @_TAKtician
      @_TAKtician Před 2 lety +9

      @@CetoFreakingKaiba WWII mines were magnetic for the most part. i'm sure there were other kinds, but these stereotypical ones you always see are modeled on magnetic mines

    • @CetoFreakingKaiba
      @CetoFreakingKaiba Před 2 lety +2

      @@_TAKtician I see, I didn't know that. Do you happen to know what the pointy things are then? I would bet some short of backup detonators or legs for the mine to stand on when in store (I know they had a separate base with rails on actual warships) but I can't think of anything else.

    • @_TAKtician
      @_TAKtician Před 2 lety +10

      @@CetoFreakingKaiba so i googled it and apparently i was wrong lol, the pointy things are if a ship bumps into them, so maybe they have 2 ways of being set off? because i know a fuckton of mines are magnetic

  • @attman7061
    @attman7061 Před 2 lety +893

    You’re right about the mines except for they are extremely unstable so sometimes they randomly go off for no reason hence they don’t really do anything with them they just mark it as a no entry zone because they can go off at anytime due to the water damage

    • @its_todders7460
      @its_todders7460 Před 2 lety +35

      Wouldn’t expect water damage from something thats built for underwater use, but guess i was wrong.

    • @attman7061
      @attman7061 Před 2 lety +74

      @@its_todders7460 after a few years they start to rust on the outside so they are no longer waterproof

    • @its_todders7460
      @its_todders7460 Před 2 lety +7

      @@attman7061 oh ok

    • @bobbybob3758
      @bobbybob3758 Před 2 lety +27

      @Shervin Playz _stfu_

    • @Eman-lg2gb
      @Eman-lg2gb Před 2 lety +3

      EEEEEE

  • @tuanzixiao3666
    @tuanzixiao3666 Před rokem

    about the sea mines you are correct, sea mines only detonate when a ship crashes into the mine and the hull breaks those spiky things that make the mine go boom 👌👍

  • @jwilson7809
    @jwilson7809 Před rokem +1

    Mines can be set off by 6 ways. (Each mine is kinda unique)
    1:touching it directly
    2:being nearby of of it
    3: touching the "spiky thingys" (seem to resemble russian mines)
    4:moving it
    5:nearby movement
    6: there is one other but I forgor

  • @JayCole_211
    @JayCole_211 Před 2 lety +323

    "home dawg is fukin zoinked out of his mind"
    got me rollin'

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      @volklii Před 2 lety

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      @chickenbonevlogs9098 Před 2 lety

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  • @niteshsapkota8179
    @niteshsapkota8179 Před 2 lety +854

    "This movie gets 9 turtles out of 3.8 plastic straws"
    - High Boi

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      @opxx6910 Před 2 lety

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    • @kr00k3d100
      @kr00k3d100 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, it WAS a pretty good movie.

  • @victorreeves5489
    @victorreeves5489 Před rokem

    Combat engineer here, as far as mines go although you are correct they are supposed to be triggered by the "stick" being hit rather than the mine itself most mines will go off if pressure is applied to them on a significant degree, I only really know about landmines and not sea however I assume it's similar.

  • @skunk7560
    @skunk7560 Před 2 lety

    Ur right about the mines, but since they might have been down there for years, they could be very sensitive to any amount of pressure.

  • @plaziful2329
    @plaziful2329 Před 2 lety +423

    calls himself an idiot every video but in most of his videos he makes the creators look dumb, Nice Work Soldier.

  • @anangryninja2824
    @anangryninja2824 Před 2 lety +151

    To give credit to the “random things appearing out of thin water” when diving or even just swimming in the ocean depending on where you are the visibility can be shit at BEST

  • @ParadoxPerson02
    @ParadoxPerson02 Před rokem

    That thumbnail is the best thing ever. XD

  • @mr_yeetmanman240
    @mr_yeetmanman240 Před 2 měsíci

    this is so helpful ive seen this movie 3 times and i never knew what happened