Film Theory: The Deadly Truth Of Madagascar (Madagascar Movie)

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  • čas přidán 14. 05. 2024
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    Theorists, do you like to move it, move it? Well, I hope so because today we are talking about the Madagascar movies! You know, the ones about the zoo animals that end up on Madagascar and hijinks ensue? Exactly! When you look at the movie on the surface it seem like a standard kids movie about talking animals but when you look deeper you start to realize something. Some dark... and hungry. These animals are not made to survive the environment they end up in and realistically the ending of Madagascar would be much more of a downer... Theorists, get ready to enter the jungle.
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  • @kiruyauchiha8012
    @kiruyauchiha8012 Před 3 lety +2667

    Yes everyone, the “Happy Ending” is where Gloria survives watching all her previous friends and allies slowly but surely die off from Starvation, Hunting, Disease and Heatstroke.

    • @maki1177
      @maki1177 Před 3 lety +129

      Finally, the true ending

    • @Kbro1
      @Kbro1 Před 3 lety +85

      Well if she’s nice she could protect marty

    • @mikemagnus9447
      @mikemagnus9447 Před 3 lety +73

      @@Kbro1 If I have her character down, she would do her best to protect EVERYONE... But if she fails... Yikes...

    • @alaiaomanu6318
      @alaiaomanu6318 Před 3 lety +13

      czcams.com/video/77qt7dMzkKE/video.html madagascar 2022 live action leaks looks horrible

    • @wsgmayn
      @wsgmayn Před 3 lety +5

      o.o

  • @tommya4125
    @tommya4125 Před 3 lety +5758

    Matpat acting like Rico can’t puke out an air conditioner the size of a house to help the penguins Smh

  • @jaydamann3360
    @jaydamann3360 Před 3 lety +809

    The best part of this for me is that he makes more videos on children's videos because he has to find things to watch with his child, and while Oliver is like "singing animals!" And MattPatt is like "conspiracy theories"

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Před rokem +31

      matpat:"911, jfk are all tied to the illuminati who established a moon base years ago."
      Oli:"Uh...dad...we're watching toy story."

  • @MdSolehin
    @MdSolehin Před 2 lety +417

    Fun fact : Madagascar used to be home to an extinct species of dwarf hippos!! These hippos evolved from African hippos that got stuck on Madagascar when it left Africa!! If those hippos could survive and adapt to a smaller island, then I think it's safe to say Gloria would definitely survive!!!

  • @acekechi
    @acekechi Před 3 lety +899

    Everyone knows Maurice Would Survive Due to his Veteran Experience in World war 2

    • @alphazion4354
      @alphazion4354 Před 3 lety +30

      Agreed but can't believe Matt don't wanna see the king dance no more so sad

    • @nathanielcatan6657
      @nathanielcatan6657 Před 3 lety +5

      Because Maurice is his own faction in WW2 and a powerful ally to the Axis Powers

    • @micahmazzuca709
      @micahmazzuca709 Před 3 lety +1

      True, but you should also know that mort is an absolute psycho and could brutally murder everyone else.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond Před 3 lety +1

      Maurice already lives on Madagascar though

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 Před 3 lety +2021

    This movie is basically: Alex doesn’t eat morty because the power of friendship
    MatPat: but no

  • @rileyy4563
    @rileyy4563 Před 2 lety +185

    matt’s son is lucky to have a dad more invested in his childhood movies than he is

  • @belle4774
    @belle4774 Před 2 lety +188

    MatPat: the penguins will die
    Rico: **pulling a freezer out of his throat** are you sure about that?

    • @I-Dunno-
      @I-Dunno- Před rokem +17

      No..
      Rico: *pulls a freezer *
      The others: sure bout that? *go in(

    • @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639
      @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 Před rokem +2

      How ya gonna power it?

    • @nuggetgod2618
      @nuggetgod2618 Před rokem

      @@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 he'll just pull a power plant out of his throat.

    • @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639
      @justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 Před rokem +3

      @@nuggetgod2618 This is Madagascar, not "Animal Crossing". LOL

    • @nuggetgod2618
      @nuggetgod2618 Před rokem +11

      @@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 i know that, but rico literally has thousands of thing's hidden in his throat, he's gonna have a power plant in there, and he's gonna pull it out, you seem to know NOTHING about the madagascar franchise do you? LOL.

  • @Mr.botsauce
    @Mr.botsauce Před 3 lety +3485

    Matpat: It's way too hot for the penguins there
    The penguins: LITERALLY SUNBATHING

    • @momotazrahman6900
      @momotazrahman6900 Před 3 lety +98

      Yeah the one thing I don’t like about him is that he thinks too realistically

    • @lizard3786
      @lizard3786 Před 3 lety +310

      @@momotazrahman6900 Wait, but isn’t that the whole point of this channel? Applying logic and facts to fictional scenarios to disprove unrealistic aspects?

    • @codymazezka3009
      @codymazezka3009 Před 3 lety +58

      He is a bit realistic but I feel doesn't always think of the characters (sometimes )like how the penguins lived in New York and went literally sunbathing. We later find out in the penguins of Madagascar the movie that the penguins have been in New York for quite a while and could get some shade and survive using Kawasaki's big brain to not die of heat.

    • @TheFinalKnight1
      @TheFinalKnight1 Před 3 lety +50

      @@momotazrahman6900 The problem is he's not using those individual penguins attributes, instead he's looking at those species of penguins in general which doesn't work

    • @ResaChiic
      @ResaChiic Před 3 lety +22

      @@codymazezka3009 i didnt watch the movie, but presumably a zoo would provide temperatures similar to their homeland.

  • @erebos42
    @erebos42 Před 3 lety +4163

    "You can't MacGyver your way out of heat stroke." Mat, these penguins have incredible mechanical engineering skills. They could easily make a makeshift freezer

    • @beckp97
      @beckp97 Před 3 lety +579

      Lets be honest, rico probably had a freezer and the solar panel in his stomach

    • @jacksonandrews8714
      @jacksonandrews8714 Před 3 lety +278

      Freezer?
      Yes Rico. Freezer

    • @reellegends2929
      @reellegends2929 Před 3 lety +93

      @@beckp97 if only mat watched the show

    • @safiahmed4302
      @safiahmed4302 Před 3 lety +22

      Yes @issemats-sun rico probably has

    • @bej7811
      @bej7811 Před 3 lety +36

      and they lived in a newyork zoo with a contret island and water surrouding it and we all know contret absorbs sunlight

  • @kong1626
    @kong1626 Před 2 lety +281

    As far as Alex is concerned... he can scavenge. At this point, he wouldn't have to fight/hunt.

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood Před 2 lety +15

      It’s possible but like a small half eaten lemurs probably won’t be much of an diet

    • @kong1626
      @kong1626 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Sketchy_Dood but a large lemur like a sufaka that died of age would work.

    • @Cheesemonkeyfnaf
      @Cheesemonkeyfnaf Před 2 lety

      Well she can die from her age!

    • @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043
      @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043 Před 2 lety +8

      @@kong1626 well the likehood of alex being able to consistently find a sufaka lemur dead of old age is quite low. Especially one that hasn't been eaten by other predators (Granted he could fight them off, but by the time he shoo them away, the lemur would've been mostly eaten by then)

    • @kong1626
      @kong1626 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mostdefinitelynotadurian1043 true. This theory DOES have problems, but it is indeed possible.

  • @-No_3-
    @-No_3- Před rokem +53

    I find it that penguins of Madagascar is a criminally under rated series I grew up to it but I am a 2010 kid so nobody will ever take me seriously but still the show is amazing and watching it now gives me so much nostalgia

    • @sotakovatereza352
      @sotakovatereza352 Před 8 měsíci +2

      I recently started re-watching it and it still holds up. It's funny, it's cool, the characters are amazing (even if Julien is meaner than he is in the movies and All hail king Julien, but I still love him) and truly underrated.

  • @alanmorales150
    @alanmorales150 Před 3 lety +2587

    "These penguins will not survive"
    *laughs on a penguin that vommits a freezer

    • @slaughterofelysium
      @slaughterofelysium Před 3 lety +31

      Lmao

    • @playeryt1938
      @playeryt1938 Před 3 lety +19

      Pfff..

    • @ryaquaza1571
      @ryaquaza1571 Před 3 lety +169

      Mattpat: “nooo penguins can’t survive there it’s too warm”
      Skipper: “Rico, throw me up some ice cream”

    • @lillypoprock7758
      @lillypoprock7758 Před 3 lety +19

      @@ryaquaza1571 *dave enjoying them suffering while having The UwU face*

    • @lillypoprock7758
      @lillypoprock7758 Před 3 lety +5

      @Bane Briggs Hank the octopus from finding dory: dude... Please don't give me love I have enough of annoying friends please don't give me more

  • @scubadivedanny
    @scubadivedanny Před 3 lety +700

    Mat pat: “mohvit mohvit “
    Everyone else: “move it move it”

  • @kadenhughes3501
    @kadenhughes3501 Před 2 lety +123

    I called this one because of the side words of Dwight Schrute:
    “It’s never who you most suspect, and it’s never who you least suspect, it’s who you most medium suspect”

  • @Natalie_Milana7
    @Natalie_Milana7 Před 2 lety +22

    I came up with a weird theory too. What if Marty is an omnivore? Omnivore is basically an animal that can eat both meat and plants, and if Marty was friends with Alex since childhood, he might have tried to eat steak and actually enjoy, but he prefers to keep it a secret, because he knows that it can shock people and other animals!

    • @Natalie_Milana7
      @Natalie_Milana7 Před 2 lety +4

      Also, penguins made sushi out of Frankie (a shark tale character that was the brother of Lenny, who died because an anchor fell on him)

    • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
      @MrWhatdafuBOOM Před 5 měsíci

      Zebras are obligated herbivores, meaning they eat exclusively plants, surprisingly the minority of herbivores.

  • @archerwarren4984
    @archerwarren4984 Před 3 lety +253

    I keep forgetting MatPat has a kid so everytime he brought up that his son loves the movies I got whiplash-

  • @susiehoward146
    @susiehoward146 Před 3 lety +421

    MatPat: what animal is most likely to survive on Madagascar?
    Me, who lives in Africa: It's Gloria.

    • @emanuelrodriguez8013
      @emanuelrodriguez8013 Před 3 lety +36

      Me who lived in Colombia, it's Gloria

    • @quack6349
      @quack6349 Před 3 lety +4

      Borger?

    • @superelfdan99
      @superelfdan99 Před 3 lety +24

      Me, who also lives in Africa: *had no idea Madagascar was part of the continent *

    • @zikry4787
      @zikry4787 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah right

    • @YooranKujara
      @YooranKujara Před 3 lety +19

      Me who knows basic knowledge about animals:It's Gloria.

  • @georgebendall7401
    @georgebendall7401 Před 2 lety +13

    The Madagascar Trilogy had some cool eating scenes such as Alex eating steak,fish and sushi,Marty eating seaweed on a stick,grass and birthday cake,Gloria eating seaweed on a stick and fruit,Melman eating seaweed on a stick,Penguins eating fish,cheezy dibbles and popcorn,Lemurs eating fruit and prawns,North Wind eating Salmon,Alex eating cupcakes,Max the cat eating sardines,Alex,Marty,Gloria and Melman eating Christmas Cookies,Dave the octopus eating fish,DR Blowhole eating fish,Sonya eating fish,Lemurs eating cake,jelly and popcorn

  • @THEREALDuoliongo
    @THEREALDuoliongo Před rokem +18

    I love your content! Thanks for keeping uploading videos that no one asked for but still watch and love :)

  • @KiwitheEngineer
    @KiwitheEngineer Před 3 lety +730

    For the longest time, this movie made me think there weren't humans on Madagascar. I thought it was ALL lemurs.

    • @artinartin532
      @artinartin532 Před 3 lety +20

      Same

    • @availanila
      @availanila Před 3 lety +8

      Huh? I just thought they were all doomed and hated the whole franchise as some kind of suicide escalade. I'm from somewhere in Africa so I know about poaching, hunting and just plain out animals belonging in specific places within the continent.

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 Před 3 lety +21

      @Ty The Great yes, it’s an entire nation. There’s cities and everything most countries have.

    • @Leo-zx4ec
      @Leo-zx4ec Před 3 lety +3

      @Ty The Great uh, yeah ? ofc

    • @Pinksparkles1511
      @Pinksparkles1511 Před 3 lety +12

      when I learned their were people there i was SHOOK hehe

  • @zikry4787
    @zikry4787 Před 3 lety +696

    *"Private probably won't survive"*
    *-skipper 2005*

  • @lyndseystrait1513
    @lyndseystrait1513 Před 2 lety +22

    Great episode. However, I would have liked to see Matt Patt go more into the numbers regarding why fish wouldn't be enough for Alex to survive off of. Give Alex the treatment u gave Simba in the Film Theory video where Simba is proven with numbers and facts to be able to survive on the protein provided by termites.

    • @lilchaos9212
      @lilchaos9212 Před rokem +1

      Yeah like how many lemurs would Alex need to eat? Would he be able to sustain himself with the amount of energy it would take to hunt the lemurs versus what he would get from eating them?

  • @aangmaster9392
    @aangmaster9392 Před 2 lety +12

    The fact that there used to be native hippos living in madagascar aswell before they went extinct (Malagasy hippopotamus) also helps Gloria in a way, so she'd be like a substitute puzzle piece for the place.

  • @froggygirl5707
    @froggygirl5707 Před 3 lety +3902

    Mat Pat telling me that the penguins cant survive on Madagascar when they're literally the coolest characters in the movies and they've highjacked a car before
    Me: Kawalski, analysis

    • @katehoch6677
      @katehoch6677 Před 3 lety +82

      I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME AHHHHHH

    • @mega_mightyenax2563
      @mega_mightyenax2563 Před 3 lety +25

      @@katehoch6677 I’m the exact same

    • @Bigchungus-if7po
      @Bigchungus-if7po Před 3 lety +21

      Hes not wrong penguins irl cant live in the heat that's in Madagascar

    • @tagreedibrahim9978
      @tagreedibrahim9978 Před 3 lety +41

      @@Bigchungus-if7po penguins irl wouldn't be in Madagascar to begin with

    • @Bigchungus-if7po
      @Bigchungus-if7po Před 3 lety +7

      @@tagreedibrahim9978 true but imagine if they were In Madagascar they whould die know what I mean?

  • @typhoon2840
    @typhoon2840 Před 3 lety +1551

    Showing Diet Coke while you say “drugs” is definitely going to lead to a Coke a sponsorship
    Edit: Just realized that Coke actually used to be made with cocaine

  • @tuhweety2047
    @tuhweety2047 Před 2 lety +12

    5:47 Madagascar was made way before Zootopia

    • @tuhweety2047
      @tuhweety2047 Před 2 lety +1

      So I highly doubt they ripped anything off

    • @JakeTLT
      @JakeTLT Před rokem +2

      Did you watch the next 20 seconds?

  • @TLSM-72
    @TLSM-72 Před rokem +7

    You should do a part 2, with characters from the other movies, like Zuba, Gia, Vitaly even Stefano. I’ll admit, we don’t know as much about them as the main zoo-crew, but hey, that’s just a theory 😏

  • @nightshade7830
    @nightshade7830 Před 3 lety +639

    Matpat: For today's topic we'll be ruining
    Everyone else: Sounds about right

  • @ayarriba9093
    @ayarriba9093 Před 3 lety +311

    When Matt's son is old enough, will his coming of age be an introduction to Film Theory to have his innocent film childhood destroyed? 😂

  • @the_death_phantom5332
    @the_death_phantom5332 Před 2 lety +6

    It would be interesting to see how a Lion, Zebra, Giraffe, Hippopotamus, and Penguins, would evolve to be adapted to the conditions of Madagascar, would the Giraffes still have long necks, would zebras still have their stripes, who knows, its fun to think of speculative evolution.

  • @tonycalderon2776
    @tonycalderon2776 Před rokem +29

    But if Alex went full savage and didn’t go back to normal he would survive easily, we see him being strong enough to be able to pick up everyone in the group which one of them is a adult hippo and see him move extremely fast to the point of catching Marty also all other predators fear him, so if we give him those facts about his wild side he would thrive

    • @lilchaos9212
      @lilchaos9212 Před rokem +4

      In terms of hunting, yeah he would be perfectly capable of surviving. But it may come down to the size of the prey. We saw how fast both the lemurs and fossa, both of whom are native to the island, were and with how small they are it would be both harder and more laborious hunting them. Alex, as an adult male lion, would need to eat several lemurs per day to sustain himself and the effort that would go into that would probably cancel out the sustenance he got from that food. The lemurs especially, while much larger in population, would be able to hide in the trees and canopy that Alex would simply be too big to reasonable go through to get to them.

    • @woobgamer5210
      @woobgamer5210 Před 11 měsíci

      @@lilchaos9212 actually one large animal can last a Lion PRIDE a week.
      When you change that to just, one Lion. Well, Alex wouldnt really need to hunt much as long as he got some decently sized game.

  • @TheTheorizer
    @TheTheorizer Před 3 lety +15789

    Mort will eat everyone

  • @3pljae446
    @3pljae446 Před 3 lety +331

    You forgot the part where Gloria gets mentally weak because of depression because all her friends died around her.

    • @friendlyneighborhoodautist
      @friendlyneighborhoodautist Před 3 lety +9

      Oh god-

    • @commode7x
      @commode7x Před 3 lety +39

      She finally snaps, becoming the apex predator of the island, ruling with a massive, 2-ton iron hoof. The entire region around her reign rapidly becomes devoid of life as she dedicates her life to destroying all that is around her.

    • @DirectorsChoice
      @DirectorsChoice Před 3 lety +7

      I forgot about that one

    • @ParadoxPerson02
      @ParadoxPerson02 Před 3 lety +4

      I beg your pardon?

  • @nanochad2979
    @nanochad2979 Před 2 lety +5

    "as a big cat, he can't catch fish"
    Jaguars and Tigers: Am I a Joke to you?

  • @ffionlewis5394
    @ffionlewis5394 Před 2 lety +4

    4:47 Awww baby Alex is so cute!

  • @moondreamer1677
    @moondreamer1677 Před 3 lety +641

    Mat: "Who's gonna live, who's gonna die, who lives to tell your spinoff"
    *Mat's video on Hamilton pops up in the corner*

  • @SukieOnline
    @SukieOnline Před 3 lety +3209

    WELP THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

  • @Emberilliance
    @Emberilliance Před 2 lety +11

    Going into this, I had a feeling Gloria would win. Hippos are absolute badasses.

  • @ivanhuang6076
    @ivanhuang6076 Před 2 lety +8

    Matpat: As a big cat, Alex wouldn't be equiped for fishing
    Jaguar: Am I a joke to you

  • @CurbyKai
    @CurbyKai Před 3 lety +2168

    Imagine what your child will react like when they realize their dad was an internet legend

    • @iamboxboynooneelseisboxboy
      @iamboxboynooneelseisboxboy Před 3 lety +213

      Correction: imagine how your child will react when he finds out his dad IS an Internet legend

    • @aeircrown7994
      @aeircrown7994 Před 3 lety +173

      imagine your father is killing your childhood behind your back.

    • @aronymousboi2786
      @aronymousboi2786 Před 3 lety +81

      @@aeircrown7994 it's like having a secret you show everyone but keep from your kid because of what it could do

    • @darkest_knightdude
      @darkest_knightdude Před 3 lety +22

      @@aeircrown7994 yea right that pain

    • @potato7918
      @potato7918 Před 3 lety +30

      dude he will probably have known the entire time, i dont think matpat is hiding it from him considering the kid's basically growing up in front of a camera (and he has the smart genes from his dad)

  • @jenji1120
    @jenji1120 Před 3 lety +1102

    When Olipat asks what his dad does for work: “I’ll tell you when you’re older”
    Edit: thanks for reminding me, i forgot Oliver’s name lol

  • @mkultra7588
    @mkultra7588 Před 2 lety +11

    I feel like alex would manage to survive due to his genetic survival skills. He would learn eventually. Under circumstances of starvation especially his primal instincts would kick in. And since he is the apex predator on the island he would have no problem surviving.

  • @lokiline0217
    @lokiline0217 Před 2 lety +1

    Congrats on 10 mill subs

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ Před 3 lety +274

    Matpat: "Underrated"
    MotoMoto: "...say that twice"

  • @iaculat3133
    @iaculat3133 Před 3 lety +332

    "who lives, who dies, who tells your spinoff."
    I caught that Hamilton reference, Film theory. I caught it.

    • @cassidygaribaldo4039
      @cassidygaribaldo4039 Před 3 lety +11

      -Eliza- _Gloria_

    • @Lamiqire
      @Lamiqire Před 3 lety +6

      I thought I was just being stupid and didn't go back, so thanks!

    • @PsychicImpala
      @PsychicImpala Před 3 lety +4

      And they added an info card for the Hamilton video

    • @emothespiankid5579
      @emothespiankid5579 Před 3 lety +1

      @@PsychicImpala not the first time matpat made Hamilton pun, he also made one in the sonic vid

    • @felwinterslie8223
      @felwinterslie8223 Před 3 lety +1

      Instead of following the life of alexander hamilton it follows the life of moto moto

  • @Skibidistorys-gg6yb
    @Skibidistorys-gg6yb Před 22 dny +1

    I always watched every theory videos because their actually entertaining!
    then just this and this.

  • @cooperanderson6412
    @cooperanderson6412 Před 2 lety

    Loved the casual Survivor references sprinkled throughout the video ;)

  • @RyusakiDub
    @RyusakiDub Před 3 lety +11933

    Oh no... My childhood!

  • @mummeii
    @mummeii Před 3 lety +194

    After watching this.. here’s my theory: Matt has probably watched these movies so many times (cuz his kid lol) that he caught on to the morbidity of them

  • @UltraTigerDragon
    @UltraTigerDragon Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Hello there!"
    "Err... General Kenobi?"
    As a Star Wars fan, I approve!

  • @covagotnext8337
    @covagotnext8337 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Great video dawg! 😂

  • @xdtrollface5721
    @xdtrollface5721 Před 3 lety +410

    MatPat: “Compete against dangerous foes.”
    Grandma:
    *”You called?”*

  • @elipetrou9308
    @elipetrou9308 Před 3 lety +802

    Therapist: Cursed cat girl can’t hurt you, it’s not real
    Cursed cat girl: 5:22

  • @MinerMario
    @MinerMario Před 2 lety +6

    I like how he says "Compete with dangerous foes" and then the old lady comes out of nowhere.

  • @mkgamer1102
    @mkgamer1102 Před 2 lety +8

    9:37
    REST IN PEACE AUTHUR MORGAN 🙏🏼

  • @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169
    @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 Před 3 lety +515

    “Mort is a soul sucking inter-dimensional immortal god with an obsession for feet” - The Theorizer

    • @decadoodles
      @decadoodles Před 3 lety +22

      Didn’t he have like 20-something wives too?

    • @moottoriturpa7257
      @moottoriturpa7257 Před 3 lety +6

      OF COURSE!!!! It all makes sense now xDDD The best comment so far :D

    • @brownrice3042
      @brownrice3042 Před 3 lety

      The only reason he's after juliens feet its because of the prophesy of the feet.

  • @itsyaboitavino3273
    @itsyaboitavino3273 Před 3 lety +351

    “Pablo Escobar is responsible for Colombia having hippos” is a fact I never knew I needed to hear

  • @magstar7494
    @magstar7494 Před 2 lety +4

    Martys face sead "holy mother of God you straight up killd someone"

  • @josephjoelhickman8038
    @josephjoelhickman8038 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Love you MATPAT hope your having a good day ❤❤ don’t let anyone take your LIGHT

  • @wrrryy-gamoo1244
    @wrrryy-gamoo1244 Před 3 lety +172

    Matpat coming in like
    “aight who’s childhood am I assassinating next”
    (Edit)
    He is like the hitman of childhood movies

    • @ResaChiic
      @ResaChiic Před 3 lety +3

      or he's begun using his son as marketing sample data xD

    • @bigfish3846
      @bigfish3846 Před 3 lety +1

      On game theory he might even hitman your memories of the game hitman

    • @536clams
      @536clams Před 3 lety

      @@bigfish3846 I’m pretty sure he did

    • @536clams
      @536clams Před 3 lety

      @@bigfish3846 It was a film theory

  • @kingcomputerhead3878
    @kingcomputerhead3878 Před 3 lety +1081

    Deaths
    Alex: Starvation
    Marty: Poachers
    Melman: Parasites
    Penguins: Heatstroke
    Gloria: Actually Survives

  • @Hugo-yz1vb
    @Hugo-yz1vb Před 2 lety +4

    Others: Gets childhood ruined
    Me:
    "You are dead, not the big surprise"
    -Heavy

  • @The_Stoned_Sage
    @The_Stoned_Sage Před 2 lety

    The survivor intro is oooold….I love it😂

  • @redxlaser1562
    @redxlaser1562 Před 3 lety +745

    MatPat: “I’m ruining your childhood!”
    Me: “Death is inevitable, this simply expedites the process AND is entertaining!”

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 Před 3 lety +5

      I see no ruining of childhoods.
      He never even talked about Ghibl-Movies;
      also, a lot of his theorys are just wrong.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 Před 3 lety +3

      6:33: Actualllly, that's untrue.
      Please inform yourself better.
      Just recently, there was a certain lion who surprised
      the heck out of Researchers.
      I am not kidding: Just last year or so, the whole 'common sense'
      about Lions as a whole was put on its Head.
      It's like the Discovery of a new Science or something, for
      the lack of a better comparison.
      I just mean to say it's huge.
      And Lions behavior was never as simple as Matt presents it here,
      but it just turned out recently ITS WAY COMPLEXER than ANYONE
      thought.
      I am not kidding.

    • @cottagecreeche8852
      @cottagecreeche8852 Před 3 lety +2

      Interesting

    • @fireboyhendrick3805
      @fireboyhendrick3805 Před 3 lety +4

      Slevin Channel
      Where did you get this information? Like, what's the article and/or document called?
      I'm just asking so when I look it up I don't get a different article or something.

    • @dislikethismusicvideoleave660
      @dislikethismusicvideoleave660 Před 3 lety

      This is the worse video ever 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 czcams.com/video/7Vx4Cy_u4_0/video.html rbgbgr

  • @Ice-ps9yo
    @Ice-ps9yo Před 3 lety +2619

    Even if Gloria survived, she'd die from grief given the fact that he lost all her friends

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 Před 3 lety +159

      @@walbergverissimo2815 oooh you're right so Gloria, Alex, and Marty can survive but all that work has to put a toll on Gloria, especially hunting food for Alex

    • @shacharlem4424
      @shacharlem4424 Před 2 lety +20

      You mean like Shen's parents?

    • @terencebabb8813
      @terencebabb8813 Před 2 lety +30

      The penguins might be able to cool down in the water

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 Před 2 lety +36

      well the theory is talking about the real animals, not the ones in the actual movie. Actual movie characters are a bit smarter than the real life animals and might be able to find ways around some of these issues.

    • @thatdamncrow9197
      @thatdamncrow9197 Před 2 lety +21

      @@naylisyazwina6836 youd be surprised hunting food would be easy for a hippo they are just too strong
      Like legit thousands of pounds and moves at like 30mph

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im Před rokem +2

    “What’s a little bite on the buttocks amongst friends? Go on, Maurice, take a nibble.” 😂 still one of my favorite lines in the movie

  • @bukolamomodu9901
    @bukolamomodu9901 Před 2 lety

    congrats on 10m subs

  • @hithere5459
    @hithere5459 Před 3 lety +204

    Matt: Who lives to tell your-
    Me: *story*
    Matt: -Spin-off

  • @paulsardinasify
    @paulsardinasify Před 3 lety +396

    "The penguins are not going to Macgyver their way out of heat stroke." Air conditioners and refrigerators exist. In the second movie the penguins build a plane. They have made explosives out of fish. They can beat heat stroke.

    • @kingmegaburgesss2626
      @kingmegaburgesss2626 Před 3 lety +9

      Most likely yes

    • @his-sa-yots2692
      @his-sa-yots2692 Před 3 lety +3

      There's no electricity to power air conditioners so they will still die

    • @paulsardinasify
      @paulsardinasify Před 3 lety +33

      @@his-sa-yots2692 There is no gas to power a plane. The penguins worked around it.
      Harrison Ford made refrigerators powered by fire in The Mosquito Coast. Alex made fire.

    • @ashmuhammad9709
      @ashmuhammad9709 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes.

    • @alexanderyu9219
      @alexanderyu9219 Před 3 lety +33

      Well if you noticed, matpat based this around REAL LIFE (thats why you see him ignore stuff like the predators [hunting alone and not in packs unlike the MOVIE] and such). If it was movie based the penguins would survive, heck, all of them would survive. But because it is based on real life and how these animals in the real world will survive if they washed up on an island in madagascar, and last time I saw, Penguins dont know how to build planes and make explosives out of fish

  • @Boxman420
    @Boxman420 Před 2 lety +1

    You haven't ruin MY childhood because i love your theories 😄

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 Před rokem +1

    2:03 Was actually pretty funny. Good delivery, Rock

  • @idaniluz652
    @idaniluz652 Před 3 lety +268

    matpat should make a movie called: "matpat and the childhood ruining factory"

    • @kittylover5484
      @kittylover5484 Před 3 lety +4

      Yes he really should

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 Před 3 lety +2

      Eh my childhood can't be ruined by a theory. I guess my childhood is stronger than others.

    • @Higuy-yj4ki
      @Higuy-yj4ki Před 3 lety +1

      I mean true but it would be a series

    • @brandonmyers1876
      @brandonmyers1876 Před 3 lety +1

      Come with me and you'll be in a world of crushing realizations

  • @Sleb_theman
    @Sleb_theman Před 3 lety +849

    I’m just appreciating how Alex weighs *420* pounds. He is one high lion

    • @echo-eh8jz
      @echo-eh8jz Před 3 lety +12

      So I'm not the only one who thought of that

    • @kingsoap5815
      @kingsoap5815 Před 3 lety +10

      Family friendly damnit
      But yeah that is pretty funny 😂 lol

    • @tutin9930
      @tutin9930 Před 3 lety +8

      Cat gets high on stone weed gets stoned high
      Is weed

    • @imanflexington1677
      @imanflexington1677 Před 3 lety +4

      So is your profile pic

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 Před 3 lety +3

      alex got high off darts in the first film

  • @tres-2b299
    @tres-2b299 Před 2 lety +3

    Matpat's child: finds out his father is an internet legend
    Also child: *life destroyed*

  • @veggieboyultimate
    @veggieboyultimate Před 2 lety +6

    This actually makes sense since there is an extinct species of hippo that used to live in Madagascar.

  • @monk9816
    @monk9816 Před 3 lety +154

    Funny enough, up until the Human colonization of Madagascar there were multiple entire genera of Malagasy Hippos native to Madagascar, being the only large ungulates to make it to the island.

  • @danielletawryyy
    @danielletawryyy Před 3 lety +227

    MatPat: Uses logic to determine the survivability of the animals.
    Theorizer: Fools. Mort is an interdimensional god that can consume this entire reality if he wishes.

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean Před 3 lety +6

      But he AIN'T WRONG

    • @Midnight_Rein
      @Midnight_Rein Před 3 lety +2

      I'd love to see Matt do a theory on Mort and his "Halo of Ignorance" from the Penguins series. That was a fun episode.

    • @josueproductions5007
      @josueproductions5007 Před 3 lety

      His theories used to be so good but now his theories are like complete jokes

    • @LostStarCelestial
      @LostStarCelestial Před 3 lety +5

      @@josueproductions5007 i mean Theorizer has to make his theories more fun than educational because Matpat took that part

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean Před 3 lety

      @@josueproductions5007 bruh. COMW ON

  • @irisperez-fletcher9998

    That survivor intro was beautiful 👌

  • @galaxyx5395
    @galaxyx5395 Před 2 lety

    Good job on the 10 million subscribers

  • @backupbby2682
    @backupbby2682 Před 3 lety +323

    I don’t know but... “I like to destroy the simple nostalgic memories that you once had of the movies that you watch as a child” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 Před 3 lety +3

      And he never even talked about Ghibli-Movies?!
      I can only laugh about his statements.
      Let alone the fact that most of his theorys
      are just wrong, as he is not really a high-class theorist.
      Dories Memories, debunked, for example.

    • @kleptonova
      @kleptonova Před 3 lety +4

      @@slevinchannel7589 Well like he says at the end of every video, that's just a theory. Mat isn't saying that his theories are correct, because, you know, they're theories. Yeah I'll admit, some of them are pretty far-fetched but for the most part it's just entertainment

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh Před 3 lety

      @Robertino Tanos Then why did you comment?

    • @Assato
      @Assato Před 3 lety

      Really? The way he said it, it just rolled off the tongue there!

  • @FlamedZebra
    @FlamedZebra Před 3 lety +983

    Children’s movies: exist
    MatPat: I’m about to end this movies whole career

  • @zarahahmed4338
    @zarahahmed4338 Před rokem +1

    the intro about leaving the island in a bodybag riminded me of total drama island

  • @elaxerblaxer
    @elaxerblaxer Před rokem +3

    8:31 Had me crackin’ LOL 😂

  • @charlottebrophy1874
    @charlottebrophy1874 Před 3 lety +211

    Humans going to Madagascar:
    King Julien: I've got to move it move i- GET OUTTA MY WAY

    • @mariamdembele8733
      @mariamdembele8733 Před 3 lety +2

      .'⁰

    • @Pika782
      @Pika782 Před 3 lety +2

      100 like

    • @reellegends2929
      @reellegends2929 Před 3 lety +7

      Me : lol😂
      My brain : How is she writing ?🤔

    • @Pika782
      @Pika782 Před 3 lety +5

      @@reellegends2929 oh snap-
      Someone wrote it for her.

    • @rainbowangel5264
      @rainbowangel5264 Před 3 lety +3

      @@reellegends2929 I found this question from a meme and it is holy.
      "If Toph were the Avatar, would her eyes glow or her feet?"

  • @kaetyrinaman5935
    @kaetyrinaman5935 Před 3 lety +120

    "The mouse UN! Does that mean there was a mouse WW2?"
    Yes my guy, thats what Maus by Art Spiegelman was about.

    • @yupitsnine
      @yupitsnine Před 3 lety +3

      Recently read that, actually. Funny coincidence.

  • @xxicyshadow1237
    @xxicyshadow1237 Před 2 lety

    Congratulations on ten million 🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳

  • @1fishmob
    @1fishmob Před 2 lety +2

    It's good to note that you missed a few things; Madagascar used to have three endemic species of Dwarf Hippo with evidence suggested they went extinct about 1,000 years ago (with more recent discoveries saying 200 years ago). So the environment itself is already perfect for Gloria, a giant hippo, to survive. As well, even if he could hunt, Alex would not be able to get the calories he needs to survive on the basis that all the megafauna endemic to Madagascar (the ground lemurs, the elephant bird, the giant fossa and the aforementioned dwarf hippo) are all extinct, there wouldn't be enough big, ground dwelling animals to sustain an adult lion.

  • @bubblespop7660
    @bubblespop7660 Před 3 lety +453

    No one:
    Mat Pat: makes a survivor intro to a movie about zoo animals...
    Us: yaaaaaaas

  • @TKN_FORZE
    @TKN_FORZE Před 3 lety +4512

    The sad truth of Madagascar: Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodgr3435

    Ah yes, "Who lives, who dies, who tells your spinoff" is the groundbreaking song by matpat

  • @steviestipsforautisticpeop7993

    Well MatPat, you've done Marty, Alex, Melmin and EVEN the Penguins, but what about Gloria the hippopotamus?

  • @LSween7573
    @LSween7573 Před 3 lety +587

    “Grand central station its grand and its central”
    Truly the most hilarious and intelligent line

  • @wackojacko0295
    @wackojacko0295 Před 3 lety +315

    So to recap:
    Alex: death by starvation
    Marty: death by poachers
    Melman: death by diseases
    The penguins: death by heat stroke
    Gloria: perfectly suited to the environment

    • @daansprinkhaan9635
      @daansprinkhaan9635 Před 3 lety +25

      Noooooo i was looking at the comments and now the video is spoiled

    • @HakrTheAnimator
      @HakrTheAnimator Před 3 lety +10

      WHY

    • @SinAster_19
      @SinAster_19 Před 3 lety +10

      Now he needs to make a video how these animals will survive in Europe ^^

    • @sexy_manonatricycle2344
      @sexy_manonatricycle2344 Před 3 lety +4

      never again will i go through the comments again

    • @joywolf83
      @joywolf83 Před 3 lety +4

      Honestly I don't agree with the lion theory......if my 10 lb kitty can figure out how to hunt, pretty sure so can a lion especially since males are mainly scavengers. Hunting a dead body is easy

  • @emberleaf2341
    @emberleaf2341 Před rokem +5

    The penguins can totally make a giant freezer or something or the sort to help themselves out, and are certainly capable of protecting their friends from poachers and the like

  • @The1AndOnlyNax.m
    @The1AndOnlyNax.m Před rokem +1

    AMAZING CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!😄

  • @altalia07
    @altalia07 Před 3 lety +223

    "king julian is gonna have to MOVE IT MOVE IT if he wants to survive" Why was that funny but somehow dark..?

  • @thelupso8399
    @thelupso8399 Před 3 lety +50

    Alex: slowly and painfully dies of starvation
    Marty: Brutally murdered by poachers and sold for high profit
    Mel-min: dies of tuberculosis
    Penguins: are tortured in weather that not many humans can stand.
    King Julian: Likely eaten by a hippo
    MatPat: Happy Ending :)

  • @lucasdushime8212
    @lucasdushime8212 Před rokem

    I love your theories

  • @jaycehangoutsonly6488

    I love the survivor reference!