Cars explained by an idiot (censored)
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- čas přidán 10. 01. 2022
- new background music cuz i like it, therefore it stays.
might be a bit too loud but too lazy to re-edit and reupload so fuck it.
also might've gone a bit overboard with the censorship but also fuck it.
me patreon: / highboi
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this is the censored version of my cars vid so here r the patrons of that time:
DjS
Erik Lauter
Eric
Mystogan
Devon Happe
bikram mondal
Willie Meyers
Murfinator69
Lilnugget
Jackson Emry
Bailey Solomon
Tolan
I spend too much on patreon I'm going broke
Levv
Enus
Damon W Wallace
Ollie C
How long can you make a name on this account, this long, or maybe this long. Huh, that's quite long. Oh my name, it's Luan
TheSmoked Alien
colin
Nick S
Cyrax_66
Diabolik Lord
Jonathan Qiu
Phil Mendoza
Travis Babb
Andres
james marks
Jolly Spook
notprezcookie
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grandpagarebear
Hello
Luke 27
Mario Merlo
Clumsy10161
CrazyPizza
tookie mac spookie
MidJ971
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leek
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Ben
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jonas2002
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Renata
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Der Maschinist
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ness
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Paladin
Noaimy
Sjors
Zed. G
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Adrian Acuña
Ryan Haun
C. Brown General Store
Spoon
Mark
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Eric Mendez
Sammi Pritchard
Ryan Moore
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Marcus Cassity [Yeetus]
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CZECHBOI
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Inconsistent censorship makes it even more funny.
True
Is there like a threshold of how many Fs per video. Haha
@@GlenWMusic I think I heard that somewhere, but I don't know at all tbh
best racing movie ever czcams.com/video/TML6wJuxukc/video.html
@@GlenWMusic I’ve heard from other Chanel’s the limit is one that’s probably not true tho
I love how "censored" version of this video is literally uncensored
@@Pebec its inconsistent because youtube doesnt care about bad words after the 2 minute mark
I thought it’s because he was talking so fast 😂
@@vovoyo6728 rly?
@@Jeysr yes thats how youtube actually works lol
@@Sbaa12123 then why did he start to scensor the swears at the end? Does that apply to the end too?
A wise man once said
"The Cars universe is hella messed up when you give it more than 10 seconds of thought"
wise
very wise indeed
@@stinkypoop_
They have buy and large, the same company from wall-e. They has things made for human use, so there was humans, but they no more.
Fact about the guy who voiced Doc:
He was a TBF radiomen/gunner during WWII, and just before he was meant to be deployed with CAG-84 to the USS Bunker Hill, the pilot of his TBF had an earache resulting in the plane being grounded. Just a few days after, Bunker Hill was severely hit by 2 kamikaze strikes with one bomb vaporizing CAG-84’s pilots' ready room killing almost everyone in it. It was an earache that saved Paul’s life.
So you're telling me Doc Hudson is voiced by Paul specifically cuz the pilot had an earache that week.
@@talade5556 Yup.
wow thats cool so i wanted to reply but like i dont know what to say bruh, dang thas crazy, cool i guess
kachoww
How this man manages to demonetise a video of him recapping a family friendly movie is beyond my mortal comprehension
xD
It wasn't just demonetised it was age restricted.
@@slysnake5617 fair point
True
@@slysnake5617 Worse way worse
honestly the airhorn censoring still takes the cake, it's funny as hell man
god i havent heard "takes the cake" in a whiiile
The Guido Pit Stop still takes the cake as the one part of this movie that never fails to make me laugh even after all these years later.
Bs
alpha teens on machines czcams.com/video/CeCKWLyhUBg/video.html
Dczcams.com/video/rw4z-rSwNjY/video.html, it is a video I found online talking about the origins of COVID, and that the video talks about the west is responsible for COVID, I don’t know if it is true but this video was 10 years ago, and it predicted many things that have become true since then. I love America, but I am with humanity if this is true, if you guys can share this it would be amaziness
10:15.... the only place where u need not spek or commentate.... the movie speaks for itself... perfect man....
I’ve watched this so many times. The inconsistent censoring and jokes this guy throws out is to much to forget. Big props High boi
“Do they(the Miata’s) drive around with their tits out?” Is one of the best questions mankind has ever asked
I am so confused...
Not to mention apparently there is a car with eyes on her lights
@@WarriorplayzBeno22iscool yes... your see that in cars 2
@@WarriorplayzBeno22iscool which looks weird asf
@@Joumae_Saori your not wrong :/
I love how he gets so raged about how the movie is inconsistent and makes no sense
Ramon has no idea what the fuck he doin Ese
5:54 learned that last one the hard way
Oh god
Me today guy me too
07:43 smooth✨ "fck u brrooom"
Ima use that irl
I know that youtube making you censor yourself and going through the process of censoring every f-word is 5 kicks in the balls each one harder than the last one, but even with the censorship the video quality still stands. So good luck and may whomst is in the sky give you the patience that you need.
Dickweed McQueen 🤣
yo same pfp
write there " *iva kivock in pelea goala* " czcams.com/video/fV5G5SOhAFc/video.html
And then once CZcams decides your video is kid friendly, goodbye comments
ngl, if you uploaded the censored stuff on you main channel and the uncensored stuff on your second channel you would probs make alot more money and all the hardcore fans still get the watch the uncensored pure gold that your content is. Keep up that sigma grindset man.
Gigabrain
YES GET MA BOI HIS MONEY
Everybody would watch the uncensored vids and not watch the censored stuff
@@slysnake5617 once he adds little things to it I would
@@slysnake5617 what if he were to wait a few days before uploading the uncensored one big brain move
9:39 he gets filled up with gas as well. But after writing that
HE’S ON LAP 1 WHY DOES HE NEED GAS
7:02 yes you are 😂😭
10:47 this caught me off guard lmao
the fact that he has to censor some things in a movie for like 5 year olds is funny af
I lost it at 6:07
10:05 Well, it actually is. The reason for the yellow to be thrown here is what’s called a “debris caution” in NASCAR, though it has caused quite some controversy in the past. If part of Mcqueen’s tire that was blown off ended up on the racing surface itself, NASCAR will throw the caution stating that debris like that is a hazard, and a prime example is actually from last week’s Talladega race during Stage 1 after the right side window shot off the car, causing a caution.
Happy to know I was one of the people who heard the uncensored version
Yes
What do you mean? You still can watch it
@@ilyassebenana3824 oh fr? I thought he took it down to post this one mb
@@queendio7520 nah look this is a new channel called extra high his other channel is High boi
@@queendio7520 The OG is still up but it’s age restricted most likely due to the excessive swearing
1:25 You now changed the way I saw this scene as a child!
2:20 i don't believe it, I don't FREAKING believe it
6:34 i laughed harder than i probably should have here
Thematic movie-specific censor noises would be perfection for me. Still absolutely hilarious
You have both destroyed this movie as well as made it a thousand times funnier. Thank you!!😂😂
I do not know how to breathe.
8:25 I was thinking about when I saw it now, how tf did he pay for all that if the doesn´t have money at that moment LMAO 😂😂😂
9:44 Le funnist part.
Replace Hudson with Binotto, (kinda without the prestige) and you get F1 Ferrari in 2022.
5:02 The subtitles make it look like the cars are actually saying these things😂
9:58
NASCARs can go 150+ in reverse, but when they do they usually end up going into the catch fence and lose an engine
They can? Didn't know they designed a transmission for reverse top speed.
They can't.
@@iffyfox9749 well, it usually requires another car to spin them
@@anynonymous1585 Lmao okay fair enough, you right
✋🤓
nah i'm just trolling, thanks for the knowledge
Hey High Boi, you missed an adult joke in 6:54
Mcqueen says "He won 3 Piston Cups!" and Mater, spitting out his drink, responds with "He did WHAT in his cups?!", hinting that Mater heard "He PISSED in his cups" instead of what Mcqueen originally said 🤣🤣🤣
Anyway, great content as always!
That’s barely a dirty joke compared to the ones he pointed out
6:19 this scene scared the living shit out of me as a kid
Same
Me to, I always questioned what would’ve happend if frank got em
I think it's funny how only half of the swear words are censored
Nah only like 27.2 percent
3:29, I’m currently dying of laughter 😂😂
Waiting for someone to say something about that
6:42 he got 3 cups
0:21 kerchow
3:20 OH WOW💀
0:32 ahh yes *c e n s o r i n g*
7:44 im going to say this everytime i dont want to talk to someone
Go for it
2:53
This happens in real life when fear takes over the brain.
2:05
It's actually more like lightning McQueen hates people with hemorrhoids. Rusties or however you spell it is basically analies for cars and that's why it goes on their back bumper
I have some deep set nostalgia for this movie, I rewatched it recently and that opening scene gave me the bloody feels, I fucking love this movie.
6:46 HIGH BOI CASUALLY DOES AN ALMOST PERFECT BLARK IMPRESSION ON THE SPOT JUST LIKE THAT WTF
The amount of motorsport knowledge this guy has is incredible.
The amount of censor here is equivalent to 2 corn kernels in 1 giant turd
How is it censored when he says everything he should censor
He's the funniest dude i ever seen
r/wooosh
I can say, now as an adult I've got so many unanswered questions about this movie. So so many, as a kid though everything blew over my head because innocence I guess. 🤣
9:21
"How about the bumbers he didnt get to hit"
Lol good one
Thank God it said it was censored, now we can consider this family friendly.
Lol 😂 I watched the uncensored version already but this is just as funny! I love the airhorn censor xD
what uncensored version?
9:02
Drive Shaft
Pfft-
Lamo 😂
The pacing of this man is flawless. Amazon should ask this man for tips on proper delivery
7:10 speed limits? wait could there be fines. Where would cars get the money to pay for the fine? how would they get a job? is there a stock market? How does sally have a job as a town lawyer? theres a school system? people who made the school system? were there car greeks? my brain hurts
That's not even the worst of it Sarge is a military vehicle reminiscent of World War 2 American Vehicles does that mean there was a Car WW2? A Car Holocaust? A Car Hitler?
@@Internet_Canuck keep in mind that in this universe there are sentient aircraft and also sentient aircraft-carriers... Now thing about the implications of that.
I mean does the entire navy in this universe consist almost entirely of people with some kind of vore kink? It sure looks that way...
@@peerschulz2029 oh god cars vore.
Wait are people who like cars in this world just cars who are obsessed with bodys? How does their body even work?? HOW DO THEY REPRODUCE??????
@@thorndoll_52 Just don't question it.
I’ve never laughed at a thumbnail so hard in my life. I was actually in tears for this first time in a while
McQueen got muffler blocked
0:01 “welcome
To CeArS”
2:09 I did not notice that until now. Also is there any celebrity nowadays that hates cancer patients?
Yeah there is a celebrity who made fun of a cancer patient
@@ilyassebenana3824 and a celebrity that refused to perform for a make a wish patient
@@ilyassebenana3824 And who is this celebrity?
@@franciscopenajr3909 I think he means SSSniperWolf
There was a incident where she promised a cancer patient she'd do something for her but she kept delaying and whatnot and eventually the patient dies.
@@StarStruck7900 Welp, a life lesson to remember ☕🗿
I love how this says that the video is “censored” but only like 1/5 of the video is actually censored
Because editing wise, censoring is tedious af😂
@@sqweeps.03 I get it but it’s still funny lol
The amount of motorsport knowledge this guy has is incredible.. Thematic movie-specific censor noises would be perfection for me. Still absolutely hilarious.
6:35 when the car is “angry as fuk”
Respect to this man’s bravery and lack of fear for getting canceled at 3:19
Ew furry
@@TheSmallPopHypothesis i know that furry only from the femboy fun fact:one day you will answer for your actions and god wont be so merciful meme,and yes
Furry....ew
@@paragonavataroftheirontenth I literally dont care about god
@@TheSmallPopHypothesis and i literally don't care about you don't caring about god
@@paragonavataroftheirontenth I'm glad we're at a mutual agreement that eachothers opinions dont matter to us. I hope you a very fine day, yharim!
1:35 I mean its the same as a hand, honestly nobody's hand is unique apart from their fingerprints which doesnt get imprinted on concrete
1:21 we didnt notice this💀💀💀💀💀
The Guido pit stop scene is a super important moment in cinema history
I swear-
I can't stop laughing at 10:10
10:39 ah yes fiziks
7:33 also ten minutes for like 20,000 people is 200,000 minutes worth of time
3:37 should he get electocuted? there are clearly light going from those wires. just sayin
The new high boi
I love watching your vids, they make me laugh, keep up the good work, your doing a fantastic job bro.
Now a real question here. At 5:23 there are plane fuel mark thingy's in the sky, but they are tire marks. I know it's a joke 'cause of well, they are cars, but they have actual sentient planes, we don't see any MASSIVE cars flying in the sky. So what is up with that?
It's car god
I have no bloody clue how THAT works
This LITERALLY is my favorite video of yours! And that’s really hard to choose. But I’ve watched this particular video at least 6-10 times now 😅
i saw like one scene from this movie without context when i was very very young and it's been coming back to me like a flashback for all those years so i'm watching this vid now to make sure it's actually a scene from this movie and not some crazy fever dream i had. and it's real. it's a real memory guys. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. i'm so proud of myself
This feels like what a step parent is, sure almost the same. But it’ll never be the same
Evertime high boi uploads you know its a good day
10:47 had me dying
8:15 omg mr beast reference
i KNOW HE DIDNT EXIST BACK THEN
Thanks for censoring it so I could watch it! The original vid came out around my birthday and it felt like a present from CZcams for me to view since I have such an unhealthy obsession with this franchise. I couldn't because CZcams blocked it since I'm a year younger than 18.
😂"censored"
@@kefpull6676 shhhhh the gods don't need to know
I was ready to binge watch your explanation of every Pixar movie when I saw this is a fairly fresh channel. Had a great laugh and can't wait for. Good shit
I love these movie reviews man, they make me laugh so much
So much shit has happened already and I’m only 1:45 into the video lmao
I personally don’t think the censoring makes a difference, the first time I watched this I didn’t actually notice.
6:28 In this scene chick hick gets fucking liquified by the tractor, that shit scarred me
I deadass had no idea until now that Schumacher was in this movie. thanks for the information, funny man
Gonna watch every ad for maximum revenue for our boi
6:09 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking Ainsley 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:53 missed one
This is the best thing that I have seen on this platform in a very long time.
The detail on kings crash to the actual footage is amazing to see side by side
11:10 mase me laught so damn hard 😆 🤣 😂
Lol I thought for sure you'd blur the headlights of the groupie cars, anyway keep up the good shit man, you're amazingly funny
This is my new fav movie review channel
I'm glad to know my fav movie channel guy is into cars (like actual cars as well as the movie cars) like me. Cheers m8
I absolutely love your videos! Just wanted to say that I've been feeling pretty down this past week and your jokes are pure medicine 😁 Also bonus points for your attractive voice and the adorable way of saying "no, no, nono" ❤️
1:17 video the directors even know what they are doing and put ADULT JOKES into a kids movie
LMFAO this is golden you need more recognition
Bro you know more about cars than I thought also this video is funny as shit it’s funny that you make jokes about the realistic things of cars
Man I really wanted to show this to my family and this makes it a little easier and weakens the chances of me getting beaten
Man he is too good at explaining I want him as a teacher
You know a surprising amount about cars (not the movie) and I appreciate that
Congrats on 100k dude