If Videogame Bosses Were Actually Smart
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if pokevillians were smart....
they'd carry guns
and nukes
+Zac Foelster If Pokemon can take multiple sustained lightning bolts, flamethrowers, and getting hit through boulders, I don't know if a bullet would kill one. It could still kill trainers, though.
Red Barrel how about a disease that kills pokemon
+Zac Foelster They wouldn't give up just because some kid was able to actually beat them.
And Legendaries.
Eggman decided to stop using aluminum foil for his robots.
Ha wow .........neat
Yeah really, I'm sure that hedgehog quills are at the same level as fingernails after all, or if you will, a cat's claws, and quite frankly if they could hold up against steel, they wouldn't make nail clippers out of steel after all. It's hard to imagine that robotnik's robots could be vulnerable to something like that unless he'd gone out of his way to make them weak.
Mysterio from Spider-Man needs to take notes on this.
In most of the old games I played you beat him by destroying his cheap/fragile equipment.
Sonic has shown extreme feats no matter what eggman usses it aint gonna work
@@SharousTheSecond2 yeah but... the joke is that the games don't look like he moves at mach speeds and somehow he tears through the robots and normal hedgehogs can't normally do that but we all know Sonic is... you know what nevermind the joke is dead now
I like how the Death Egg Robot being the boss of the first zone is actually something that happens in Mania.
I guess you can say he lived and learned from his mistakes😅
But its really easy
@@tjz3158yup and now he's ready to show sonic what he's made of
thats true actually
@@theinkygamer2422 sonic: *jump* you were saying?
Bowser's whole plan is to marry Peach, so killing her doesn't make any sense.
Exactly
He realized it was a trap!!!
How many times is Mario gonna save Peach before he realises she’s probably cheating on him with Bowser?
I mean, that's what his motive eventually became (though it has a tendency to change) but I believe in the original first few games Bowser merely kept Peach locked up because of her magic.
He just lied to Mario and got married with her later LoL
"Huh...neat" just got replaced by "Huh...fuck".
love that
Should have been "Huh...shit."
+Epicat999 ...balls
+RockmanMegaX The baton has been passed.
+bigdaddysmackdown SFH voice for next sonic game!
“Can you pop out of your giant robot?”
“No but thank you for asking!”
*Uhoh*
*gangsters paradise starts playing*
@@-trainee-7372 underrated comment here
@@-trainee-7372 uhh...meow?
Let’s face it, that was a good line by Carrey
@@cheesyquokka AAAAAAAA!
Just to let people know Bowser doesn't want to kill Peach, he wants her to be a mother to the Koppalings.
One can only imagine how copulation would take place. 😱😂
@@darkparker7500 oh bud, with the help of PH you don't have to imagine anymore, they went ahead and animated it for you
Presicley what I was thinking that one w@s jsut bull
@@juliusdyrk2853 mate, rule34 already has archives full of those things
yeah he wants a family
Hey, at least Bowser saved Mario from going through the same thing over and over again for over 30 years
What do you mean by that
37 years actually
Bruh
@@anthonyxwillaims6112 think about all the games whose plot is just "bowser kidnapped peach" now he doesnt have to go do that anymore and can probably go go karting or something
“I decided to bust out this giant robot suit a little earlier than usual.”
*Laughs in Sonic Mania*
Laughs in eggman language
Ikr. Literally the boss of the first level
@@chadh0nkleton774 well technically second but I get it
Angers in sonic mania
The bosses of Sonic Mania are actually reasonable difficult (excluding the final, that was too easy), especially phase 1 of Hydrocity Act II
-Metroid: Ridley steals all the upgrades
-Pokemon: Team Rocket use guns
-Pac-Man: The ghosts finally decided to go through walls
+Mudkip971 i think the last one was in their hardcore mode video
The ghosts in PacMan aren't really "the boss" though. :-/
+Mudkip971 How about this? Metroid: Introduce the Metroids at the *beginning* of the game, Samus would be screwed.
Cool idea
Pokemon Rusty already had bad guys with guns.
Seems kinda redundant
“I dont think were in the same weight class, he should be disqualified.”
Mario: “GET THE #&$@ OUTTA HERE”
Marios just mad that peach is dead
What's funny is that the boss should've be disqualified instead.
I doubt that's something Mike Tyson cares about.
@@helizteil2625 Tyson fights when he's challenged. It's up to the challenger to meet the criteria.
King Kong vs Godzilla prior 1962 version
I like how all the other bosses do something simple and obvious to thwart the hero, but Eggman has to have something perfectly contrived like hedgehog-proof metal since otherwise Sonic would just beat up the robot like normal. Like taking all the rings doesn't even matter because players clear that fight without rings all the time.
Wouldn't the metal steel melt because how fast Sonic is going
Or sonic could just climb on top of Doctor Robotnik robot and then span on top of his head till he melt through the metal
True but at least having One rings saves ya most of the time, so it's better none than 1.
no rings just means. don't die.
This is what having a good assistant like Kevin does for you
Yeah.Kevin helped those villains.
For sure
Yep.
I like Kevin
I wanna like but I don’t wanna break the 666
"Aww u can't get in without me leaving a key out there for you?" Lmao!!!!
I love how link just walks away like he’s done af lol
I was dying
He sounded like aralnaut's C3PO
@@deangel9128 He sounded like pewdiepie
Dorkly bro u a fool. Shit is hilarious 👍😁
I'm gonna give Robotnik's RobotniMecha some points for the "metal weak to hedgehog quills" only comprising a TINY TINY hitbox between a couple instant death surfaces on the top and bottom, and only using it in his Death Egg where there are no rings, in the first place.
It also takes 12 hits to take it down, so ... that's already pretty smart.
Dr. Zomboss: Sends in bungie zombies straight down the chimney to get the brains instead of bothering with the plants
Plants vs zombies
Or maybe the zombies turn on Dr. Zomboss after realizing he has a brain, a really big brain.
@@7473R All the other zombies are brain dead and follow Zombosses order. They literally can’t do anything.
@@7473R they don't have a brain, they shouldn't be able to know
Puts Umbrella Leaf at bottom of chimney.
*Sproing*
*Sproing*
King K. Rool: Hey Donkey Kong, instead of waiting for you on my ship the entire game, I´m gonna leave immediatly with all your bananas. Bye.
Or trade them? Funky Kong uses planes, but they are just barrels. A Kremco industy upgrade could help?
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 And in Donkey Kong Country 2, K. Rool has an helicopter powered helicarier and in DK King of Swing, he has an Spaceship
Krem technology processes fast
(I believe they stole all the tech from some abandoned wracks tho)
He technically does that in the first game it’s just that all the bananas are on the ship with him
@@starvoltnexus3139 And the fact that he circles the island before excaping, instead of heading back to Crocodile Island immediatly
Nice!!! I love King K Rool!
That moment when Eggman actually pulls out the mech in Green Hill for Mania...
SupertankerZambdaMK3 All eggman forgot to do is make it immune to spiky quills lol
There are also rings in the area.
Brainulator9 he doesn't need to take away the rings since you have a limited amount of time before you run out of ground and fall off
True, but it still goes against the prediction.
SupertankerZambdaMK3
I'm fairly sure killing peach was never bowser's plan. I'm certain he's kidnapping her for... other purposes at this point
Either for her magic or a mother for the koopalings.
Mother.
Well there’s three canon reasons
@Giannis Pizanias no, shut up
@Giannis Pizanias lmao
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Ganon's sarcasm is top tier.
“I don’t think we’re in the same weight class...” You don’t think?
*thame
Actually is he even allowed to fight if you look at his age he's 17 still a minor.
*thame
*clath
@@davidquintana2918 Never too young to get your ear bitten off by Tyson.
Dr. Rockstar Of all the opponents that Little Mac had already fought before taking on Mike Tyson.
Eggman: So I decided to bust out this giant robot suit a little earlier than usual.
Sonic Mania anyone?
Kendi Braxton except in this case it actually killed him. But In mania it’s the easiest boss in the game.
And the minions stole all the RINGS XD.
Eggman should make thr whole game underwater in a sonic cd sort of way And sonic races metal sonic underwater with no bubbles or rings, and he either drowns, gets killed by metal sonic, or eggman spam laser killed sonic for being TOO SLOW AT THE END WHEN METAL SONIC ALREADY WON.
what about bubble shields? Would sonic have to do a perfect run?
Also wasn't the mania one only weak on the head
*1:18* Mr. Egg Man is a freaking genius!
One boss this doesn't apply to.
Motherbrain: "Instead of-"
Samus: *Hyperbeam*
Motherbrain: "Shit."
👍
I don't feel so good...
Mother Brain: I decided to make my chamber out of the same material as my indestructible body, so you can't even breach my security to fight me in the first place
@@BenjaminAnderson21 Mmm... Hyperbeam.
@@devlinmorin7615 Hyperbeam can't scratch it
Thanos : you know what.... I'm gonna snap all of Earth's heroes just for good measure.
For real tho
Thanos beat all the earth heroes in the original Infinity Gauntlet comic run, he was beaten by Space Alien Dr. Strange, but who cares.
Ya but he said it will be random fair to everyone rich poor criminal or hero. Him hand picking ruins that
Thanos played too fair for a villain that it made him weak
saintsinningsword thanos lost because he wanted to
"I don't think we're in the same weight class"
Mike Tyson:Heavyweight (over 200 pounds)
Little Mac:Minimumweight (between 105 and 108 pounds (Mac is 107 pounds))
How did they even get into the ring together
MAGIC!
By popular demand. And some greased palms.
Gotta love how the captions actually incude Mike's lisp.
Technically the weight limits are maximums with no minimums (at least in the real world as opposed to the "W.V.B.A."). On Earth this match would have been Kosher if they were fighting at Tyson's weight class but not at Little Mac's (though of course it would be Tyson who would have been disqualified).
why would Mike Tyson even give a crap about weight classes? he's MIKE FREAKIN TYSON!!!
Eggman: Oh yeah, I've also stopped using metal that was weak to hedgehog quills.
Lmfao
Huh, *BLEEP*
"I also stopped using metal that was weak to hedgehog quills"
Tails: I don't have such weakness!
Tails is literally just a ball of fluff, so no lol
Unless sonic got the chaos emeralds to go super 😂
Seems like Kevin did a really nice job with these.
+iKillzone Blas ;)
+TheWiseAthlete Mario: Get the f$%& out!
+TheWiseAthlete May I see a wannabe-ganster dictionary so I can read what you're saying?
+Sesseur Thank you, I saw an ad for English practice and I recommend it to stoner over here
+Sesseur Maybe if he believes hard enough, either that or go to school
How creators shows heroes win: through determination, strategy, power of friendship etc.
How heroes actually win: luck, villans underestimating them, plot armour and power to play through the level multiple times
How saitama wins : punches
or they don't decide who's hero or who's villain yet...
just focus on winning!
the one who's dead is the villain.
the one who wins is the hero.
Ryan Chia To be fair, given the way most villains are designed, it's literally impossible for a hero to win otherwise. Think about it: in some fictional multiverses, the villain is God himself. Now, how on Earth is it supposed to make sense that a person can literally defeat God? It doesn't. That didn't stop Bayonetta from *making him orgasm so hard that he died.*
Now, is that bad writing? Maybe. But don't blame it on me, I'm just explaining why plot armor exists, I never said stories with good plots exist. Don't shoot the messenger.
@@angelmendez-rivera351 who did she do this too?
Precisely why I like Undertale.
1:00 if it went straight down then we would be like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Funny how Eggman actually ended up cracking out the Death Egg suit as the boss of Green Hill in Sonic Mania. Also all of this stuff is genius. We should get Kevin in here to make minor critiques.
Every RPG villain ever: hey, so I figured you and your friends were going to try and stop me, so I decided to pop up a little bit early and take care of you myself.
*Party attacks villain* 15 damage
*villain attacks party* 9999 damage
The only exception there is Sans.
+Alinol Kreany I don't think he's a villain O_o
Sans is trying to stop someone who just comitted genocide.
+Thanatos XIII you little bitch
actually, i think it happened in Final fantasy 2,with one of your team members going rogue and leave you for dead, and then finds your party in the next town to stop you. :/
I can't believe Dorkly predicted the first boss of Sonic Mania
Too bad there were still rings in that battle.
They predicted Mario maker too
Josue Actually it was the second boss in act 2 but I get your point
Yeah what was he thinkin'
Not predict......Dorkly actually gave them the Idea
10 years of Kevin therapy: this is what it does for you.
basically your fucked
This means that kevin must have been assisting villians since 2010-2012
I like how the one with little Mac is just very honest.
That second clip made me realize something. Link's arsenal across the different games is huge, but not once has he ever used a lock pick.
In the next game, a massive hairpin will be the next item. Sadly that would fit right in his collection of items.
That's because it's a magic lock duh
@@allenhaywood9608 Then maybe he should get a magic key that unlocks every lock. I mean there has to be one I mean their world is about magic.
He needs to call jill valentine
@@Nameless82284 "This is the lockpicking lawyer and today-"
"New strategy comrades ,
STRAIGHT DOWN! " xD
The Ali8oras
r/unexpectedcommunism
@@EmeraldHero RUSH B!!!!, if B is straight down.
The Ali8oras Then they dug straight down and fell into lava, and that’s why they take the long way around.
The one human protrcting the earth: *OH SHIT SHIT SHIT OH SHIT*
0:35 it looks like a door top left
0:40 made me lol
well the sonic one has actually happened!
ernest acquah Sonic Mania
Skyro666 / / Super M-W it never was
ernest acquah yeah in sonic mania
1/3 of it happened. He forgot to get the badniks to steal all the rings and start using metal that isn't weak to hedgehog quills.
ernest acquah
If any of these things ever happened the games would be unplayable, bud. That's simply false :P
Meanwhile, Vader sent out a storm trooper to patch up that hole.
+Everett Logan But that'll hurt the resale value.
+Everett Logan Dorkly made another video on this. It's an exhaust port, meaning it expels exhaust so you can't plug it up. Just like if you were to plug your car's exhaust it would stop your care from running it would do the same to the Death Star or worse. The Death Star is a moon sized battle station it expels a lot of exhaust, the engineer did a good job to make the hole that small.
Peter Aguilar Wouldn't using fencing just require Luke to fire 2 torpedos instead of 1? 1 to destroy the fencing, the 2nd to take out the core.
I know! Make sure the exhaust port doesn't travel in a straight line!
+PlebNC Two (or more) reinforced grating structures? lol
Funny how Dorkly predicted that the Death Egg Robot would be the boss of Green Hill Zone in Sonic Mania
0:01
that doesn't seem like the best idea seeing as Mario just has random invulnerability stars lying around
It also doesn't seem like the best idea to just leave molten rock just sitting there all exposed
And I don't think browser's goal is to kill the princess
I thought you died to lava even with the star?
For the Mario one, it should have just been the regular battle, just without the axe.
He could throw fireballs.
i can make my name long and nobody will stop me, The fireballs would fall in the lava
I meant to Firemax.
Stephen Brown I
Bowser should of used the axe :/ plus if there wasn't an axe Mario would just grab peach and run so the battle would just be a chase against bowser to peaches castle.
He finally used *Pingas Armor*
*_Pingas Armor, buy now for 30% off _*
Oh no
Pookachu 😭😭
That means penis armor in spanish
@@Lurod_ Actually Pinga is penis in spanish. Pingas is pineses plural. So technically its called "Armor of Penises"!
Enderdragon: hey instead of flying around and not doing sh*t, why dont I just go down and eat steve in one gulp?
ikr?wtf was that shit lol
Everyone: "Bowser killing Peach doesn't make sense."
Me, an intellectual: "Kill princess, become ultimate ruler."
They basically predicted the 2nd Boss of sonic mania
Mr. Pyromaniac 1st, actually.
Lucas Reaves no because death egg robot is in the second act
its anthony gaming! 467 He's still the first boss.
Lucas Reaves The first boss is from Act 1 of Green Hill.
dnmstarsi That's the first miniboss. That's not the first actual boss.
Boss: does attack that makes them vulnerable
Also boss: does exact same attack
@Logan Shaw You're right. There weren't
Lycan JSAB: boss kills the cube while it’s continuing
*Oh wait-*
Undertale sans: Hey, uh, kiddo. Instead of letting you kill everyone in snowdin, waterfall and hotlands I'm just gonna fucking skewer you. **undertale game over screen** bye
Ah, thing is, his line ‘I can’t afford not to care anymore’ suggests he wouldn’t until the very end. And don’t give me the whole ‘Oh he’s self aware’ thing.
@@faultf4 oh he is self aware tho
@@faultf4 i like screwing with people
But what about the save file
@@enriqueagosto1491 Ok then, don't say your a Koretake
0:44 Glad Mario found a job after Bowser killed Peach.
Ill admit Gannon is the smartest of them all. Leaving the key out in the open is obviously a call for waiting to die
except he needs links part of the triforce...
+Marc Stuart Wait for him to starve.
+Marc Stuart Link didn't have a part of the triforce in LTTP.
+KopperNeoman yuck, you know how bad rotten pork will smell?
Robotnik?
0:46 is more of the Boss being merciful than smart
*Every JRPG*
"Stop attacking one by one, just fire EVERYTHING!"
Jetpack Joyride:
Barry takes the jetpack and jumps out the hole in the wall he made 2 seconds ago.
Bowser wouldn't kill peach, he wants her to himself..
But my boy Bowser is a freak, he into that necrophilia shit 😍👅💦
Thundercracker lol
@@thundercracker07 *_W H E E Z E_*
@@thundercracker07 well,,,, wouldn't blame him
Its so he can rule the mushroom kingdom
To be fare wouldn't the heroes become smarter. Like Link learning how to lock pick or tails flying a airplane in to robotnick and I don't know how to unfuck Mario's situation. That bitch is Dead.
+likenem 1-Up Mushroom? Wouldn't that revive Peach?
Gameboy Version X
I thought it gives you a extra life not revive you. Does it rive you in any of the Mario RPGS
+likenem Yes it always revives in the RPG's
+likenem Like Gordon said, Escalation.
+likenem how to unfuck marios situation: wing cap or, for dem new mario fans, propeller hat.
Gato roboto: Otto decides to go between his usual spots use shields, and remove every upgrade.
How everyone could complete these
Mario: Speed Jump or Damage Boost (and get over the princess)
Link: Zelda teleport
Mega Man: DRILL
Little Mac: Sue for size
Space Invaders: Cannons also shoot
Sonic: SUPER SONIC STYLE
Edit: Apparently I'm an idiot, who forgot how the classic games worked. REWIND!
How everyone could complete these *REMASTERED!*:
Mario: Unfortunately this is NES Mario. Super Mushrooms and Stars do NOTHING cause you can still die from lava pits/bottomless pits. And you can't throw a fireball that far, even if you jump.
Link: idk sh1t about Legend of Zelda so I still think Zelda teleport.
Mega Man: I didn't even know Mega Man existed. So. Don't know nothing.
Little Mac: Go to another Boxing League. This one is trash.
Space Invaders: Cannons can shoot too.
Sonic: Call Tails or Knuckles. He never said anything about their fur and they're just as powerful.
Some of these I agree with some I don't. 1st, how does mario do a "damage boost" also, I'm pretty sure the speed jump won't really work that much. 2nd, can't dr. Wily just bring more of them out to the point, megaman runs out of it? 3rd, how can you even sue someone for size? Plus, he would probably have to sue ALL the fighters who don't weigh the same class as him. 4th, I'm pretty sure they could go even more faster, to the point they will destroy the cannons instantly. And for the last one, I'm pretty sure that wasn't a thing in the classic sonic Era, and if it WAS, then couldn't he just make something that is immune to that, just note that none of this is supposed to be offense in any shape or form, just trying to say what I think about your points, so please don't make this a war zone, ok?
@@thepumpkinwholikestocatchf9033 How dumb are you to think that super sonic didn’t exist in the classic sonic era, also, it would be very hard for there to be a material similar to steel that would withstand the power of the chaos emeralds
Oh, so that what it meant, did you have to tell me without saying I'm a idiot dude? I mean this could turn into a argument because of you, and we would be going forever, just saying dude.
@@bapple8693 also, did you just come on your alt to tell me that?
@@thepumpkinwholikestocatchf9033 First, you're right, I was just in a bad mood, second, no where did you get that idea?
Sonic hasn't looked that depressed since 2006.
Nit Picker lol
You mean Sonic 0?
Nit Picker you were funnier than the entire video
OMG YASS!!! I LUV IT!!!!!
Yea even for a video game character ive never seen him sad in the games.
*i mean hes just so sassy* Edit: OHH, 2006 THE WORST YEAR FOR SONIC XD.
Eggman: "So, I decided to bust out this giant robot suit a little earlier than usual."
*2 years later*
Death Egg Robot announced as the boss of Green Hill Zone for Sonic Mania.
I give my seal of approval
For the Space Invaders one, charging straight down seems like just a good way to get an entire column of Invaders shot and killed without actually killing the defender. What they should be doing is ALL firing coordinated volleys in rapid fire so there's nowhere for the defender to hide and what little cover there is rapidly gets destroyed.
Edit: Or drop a nuke.
Also don't waste time going slowly, blitzkrieg or die.
Aw man I’m feeling so nostalgic. I remember watching this for the first time when it came out 6 years ago and now it randomly popping up in my feed is making me so emotional
If Paper Mario Thousand Year Door Bosses were smart?
If Evertale Bosses were smart?
If Evertale has an impossible mode?
It was at this moment Bowser knew, he fucked up.
What are you talking about?? I won that time.....
Finally..
+King Bowser He killed the princess. The princess was what he wanted.
I kidnap princesses to get them out of the way so I can take over their kingdom
+King Bowser
How are you getting out of your room? The bridge was the only way.
Rebuilt it. Duh
The Eggman one is even better since he actually does that in Sonic Mania.
Minus the metal body and rings.
But Sonic still won.
Mr. Cool Because he did not use strong metal.
......dr.robotnik......DR FUCKING ROBOTNIK.....sorry....
Mr. JH what metal is weak to hedgehog quills
1:05 By God, they predicted Sonic Mania!
I need to see one for Crash Bandiccot
( loved the sonic one btw)
Whoever made this video needs to do crash bandicoot
Awesome continuous of the "huh, neat" running gag!
The smooz No, not every one. That said, if I didn't know any better, I would think you are stalking me :p
The more obvious answer, though, is that we apparently have very similar tastes in CZcams videos....
+The smooz awh I wish someone stalked me... Oh well 😒😞
0:25 It should've been Spiked-Wall Man
yup
That already appear in "If video game have impossible mode"
Rock Bot they already made that joke
so what stops mega man from just ignoring that guy and leave? each bosses suppose to bring destruction. so whats the harm of a guy who does nothing than sits there, and also wont atk anything?
The Great Lawl Rei
I love sonic's reaction 🤣 It was hillarious 😂😂
0:53 Referee: "GET THE F&C% OUT!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Undyne: Your soul will never be red. Ever. You’re not going to ever be able to escape from me.
Soo we're forced to kill Undyne?
@@levdaboi5587 "Also, I gave you a spear to use as a shield, so I think I'll do the same"
Or even a smarter idea not break the bridge and capture the human when you had the chance
@@JayWagner I think that she was expecting the fall to kill you and she could just come by and get your soul at the garbage dump... though frisk is not one to die to falls
Okay then
_kills her_
Should’ve thought about that, y'know.
1:09 wow Dorkly predicted Sonic Mania
Crash Schwarzenegger indeed
Just downloaded this game the other day and it's nostalgically awesome!
I thought it said sonic mario
Crash Schwarzenegger lol
Know this is old but lore wise the Sonic from Sonic Mania already went through a portion of Sonic 1 and all of Generations so that Sonic already knew what to expect in a way
I need this video to be about 40 minutes longer
This was a classic. Awesome vid
Zomboss: "Yea uh, lets not just throw the van and actually use it this time"
*drags van across roof*
Phoenix Payne lmao 😂😂
or sends in a bunch of *Gargantuars* and *Zombonis*
or
Drag the foot of the robot across the roof
or
Destroy the house and grab humans brains
Bungee Zombies with flamethrowers, ez win for the zombies
*Grab the house and stomp all the whole vecindary*
Weed Killer
Best Mario line ever:GET THE F&@÷ OUT!
that scene was not mario. Punch-Out
Yog-Sothoth But Mario said it
Yog-Sothoth the ref is mario
Yog-Sothoth THAT IS MARIO, THAT IS WHAT MARIO DID BEFORE SAFEING PEACH.
Right, shit had me laughing 😂
If Dr. Wily made Mettaur the boss of every stage, that means they can't do any harm to anyone and therefore aren't a threat. Megaman can skip straight to Wily even though he isn't properly equipped.
True. All Mega Man has to do is wipe out the normal enemies and get out of the stage.
Aww that was way too short haha, was just getting into it. thanks for the videos, I am unwell at the minute and your videos are really helping cheer me up. Keep up the great work
*If the Portal 2 boss was smart:*
"5 part plan is this. 1, No portal surfaces. 2, Start the neurotoxin immediately. 3, bomb proof shields for me, leading directly onto number 4, bombs for throwing at you. And finally, number 5, remove the gel tubes out of the room! The conversion gel was the one thing that let you escape the last time, so I'm not making that mistake again!"
Yeah but their goal is to test you.
He’s not just an idiot, he was the result of the greatest minds of a generation working with the expressed purpose of creating the dumbest idiot possible
@José del Carmen CRUZADO CASTILLO because theres are surfaces you CANT put th3 portal and theres a elevador who normaly only open when you complete the puzzle
His plan was genuinely pretty clever especially considering his intended purpose was to overwhelm GLaDOS with stupid ideas. He lacks common sense but is actually way smarter than he seems, and learns from the past. The conversion gel tubes were the _only_ thing that gave you any shot against him
He was hard coded to come up with bad ideas, of course any plan he came up with wouldn't be airtight
Enderdragon: How about we just put all the ender crystals in cages made of bedrock so Steve cannot destroy them and I can always heal.
True XD
Steve: Power 1000 bow
Speedrunners: how about we just put TNT around the cage? The end cystal has big hitbox, and the explosion can either effect anything that it is behind the unbreakable blocks.
Or just put them in undisclosed locations that the plot and level design doesn't lead you straight toward. That's literally all he had to do, really.
Steve:
Well ok, then...
/gamemode 1
The animation and video is so good and genuineness
0:00 Bowser (Super Mario)
0:08 Ganon (The Legend of Zelda)
0:23 Dr. Wily (Megaman)
0:44 Mike Tyson (Punch Out!)
0:55 Aliens (Space Invaders)
1:04 Dr. Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)
"I dont think we're in the same weight class"
Mario: *GET THE &@$# OUT*
F&C%*
@@alvynnjethroevangelista9778 That's Mario, called Referee Mario.
@@alvynnjethroevangelista9778 yes it is
Who? Mario? Yes. He is in the very first game of Punch Out.
@@PakistanDefenseForum No but Mario was in the NES port.
Undertale.
"I decided to just make my special attack literally nothing... it'll be my turn forever!"
...Wait, that's canon...
+Cave Rave You know how you have to complete all those retro pixel games to defeat enemies...
Imagine if one of those games was Atari's own ET the Video game.
+Rock Steel Your SOUL turns into ET and you have to avoid pits and men
So cool.
So cool.
+Cave Rave Lol unless you're in Active mode...then the boss can't pull that s*** XD
Still one of your all time best videos.
Mega man can push them out of their helmets as of mega man 11
Eggmin used HIS BRAIN
Its super effective
Sonic was overwhelmed by eg smartnez
Isn't it Dr robotnick in the games though?
Depends on the game.
A scientist finally does something smart after 20 years
Huh.. F###!
Kk ROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every villain cliche scene in movies/games: dont tell everybody with detail about his evil plan and just take action.
That's my habit actually
Watch the Watchmen movie
They did that becuse they think they have the upper hand upon the hero and just feed their ego tell him
everything cause it's about to die anyway in their delusion.
@@IGRETROor van helsing,there "selena" killed one of the brides using just those words (or like:"if you want to kill someone,just do it and stop talk about it.")
And shoot the hero in the face, immediately!
Pokemon Champions: alright imma just swap out my pokemon so that you’re at a type disadvantage
if video game bosses were smart then you'd be fucked
0:50 actually, only glass Joe is in the same weight class, but this is a dream of mac's
1:23 when my iPad is gonna die
Every Pokemon villain team: *We've been Pokemon trainers since LONG before you became one. That's why we're gonna use higher-leveled Pokemon instead of those that are at around the same level as yours!*
*Ghetsis' 50s team sweeps player who has 20s*
Arnold Patterson I’d been thinking the same thing, Dorkly should totally come up with that for a Part 2.
He can still grind them to level 100 and have a chance.
I don't play much Pokemon so maybe I'm wrong, but it could be argued that those villain teams don't actually train their Pokemon. Seems to me that they spend most of their time trying to steal Pokemon instead of training them...
I mean, 3 18 level pokemon can easily beat brock. I mean, how did he even got to be a pokemon gym leader?
So all of these bosses must've hired that Dorkly Assistant
Eggman laughs now, but as long as Sonic runs back, gets his bud Tails and starts requesting weapons; he’s stuck in the perpetual Arms race again. We just go from Sonic traditional, to Sonic sporting Shadow the Edgehog Rambo kits.
Anti Tank gun that big bastard.
A villain with common sense. A hero's greatest nemesis 😉
Read "Evil overlord rules" whenever you have the time. It's hilarious.
This video was THE BOSS
+Michael Aiyedun GET OUT
+Mashudes woah bro chill
+Michael Aiyedun It's not the boss of me now, and it's not so big.
snake? SNAKE!?! SNAAAAKE!!!!
thanks boss
Giovanni at Celadon Rocket hideout: YOU CANNOT GET IN THE KEY CARD IS WITH ME AND IN ORDER TO GET INTO THE HIDEOUT ITSELF YOU NEED A FINGERPRINT SCAN AND MY GUARD IS NOT DRESSED AS A GRUNT IN PLAIN SIGHT
0:04 I always assumed killing the princess would defeat the point for Bowser and that's why he kidnapped her. Either for SFW or... other reasons.