Other Countries' Presidents - François Hollande: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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- Did you know that there are other countries than the United States of America?
Each of them has its own leader.
Here's a look at France's President of the United States, François Hollande.
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Hit by lightning and has multiple affairs? The guy is possessed by Zeus.
+Wenguang Jiang If only he had the guts of Zeus though xD
Wenguang Jiang Surely you mean Thor, given that mythology's origins are far closer to France than Dr. Zeus's.
pixel girl I wasn't aware that Thor also hits on a lot of women.
Wenguang Jiang He won over Natalie Portman, _and_ possibly has Jaimie Alexander pining for him.
It would be coherent, as his successor, Macron, is called (for a reason I don't know, despite the fact that I'm French, but not really informed on these matters) Jupiter. Yes. Jupiter. We have a literal Elysium Palace (Palais de l'Élysée or Elysee palace) with a Jupiter inside.
But people still associate France with rooster... The hell.
LMAO "a series of actions so stereotypically French, it's almost offensive.
Bender Bending Rodriguez As a French person, I almost pissed myself x)
Bender Bending Rodriguez This had me dying.
@Mycel I love that line. I change the Franch to Persian, and it works wonderfully like a Persian guy drives a white BMW or a Persian girl does not bother to let you know that she is not coming to the date.
@BenderBendingRodriguez
Well ya can’t say François Hollande without saying France at least once
@@unlsoccer1 and it's always a white BMW!! Why is it always white?? :))
At 1:13, you see possibly the most French newspaper ever: a story about Francois Hollande's love life above a story about Daft Punk and another about soccer.
Henry Kiley An article about food in school cafeterias and an article about a shitty French comedy are missing
Don't forget the french rugby misfit players (cuz their federation board has a rotten reputation)
Football
"Un triomphe française"
"Franky Holland" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
lol!
No, I think he said Frankly Holland, with an L :D
He totally said "Frankly Holland," which is even better.
Franklin Holland
Why arent they doing this series more often, just france and australia isn´t enough!!!
Michael Kats would love one on Boris Johnson of the U.K. or Jair Bolsonaro of Brazil
Yes. Totally
@@horatiohuskisson5471 John did an entire segment on Boris Johnson
"Then we realized there are too many authoritarian presidents of the USA and that would hit too close with our president of the USA"
Waaiiitttt..
There are only 2 profiles in the entire-run?!!
The part where François kisses the women has nothing wrong. In France, it is like the handshake
In Brazil too, but only one, not two kisses .
LOL I'm Brazilian and didn't know
Billy Mays Cara, você não cumprimenta as pessoas com beijo na bochecha ?
Nao, nunca ouvi
Zaeno k *la bise*
Do Paraguay!
"Meet President Horacio Cartes. A man who loves his country so much, he once described it as a beautiful, easy women that others should use and abuse. Much like the iconic Nelson Mandela, Horacio was also in prison before becoming president, for heroically evading taxes and being responsible for one of the largest cigarette contrabands in three countries."
Evading taxes is a moral thing to do, for taxation is theft.
I hope John and Team will do him one day soon ❤️👍🏼
GOD Bless You Doctor 4977😇🙏🏼
@@harshitmadan6449 Yeah, because who would want to live in a country with healthcare, roads, police, firefighters and so on
@@harshitmadan6449 chup
@@harshitmadan6449 quiet imbecile, that's enough out of you
Hm, that video gave me a positive impression of him.
+atheist (or at least no theist)
+socialist (caring for other people is always a good thing)
+liberal love life (makes him human, Kennedy did it, too)
+rides a scooter (scooters are the shit when you live in big cities)
That's an interesting way of looking at it.
hasn't he been doubling down on the austerity nonsense? not much of a socialist.
Caleb Wheeler Champagne socialism at it's finest
WOW! I qualify as President of France.
Yes, agree. Motorcycle is the shit when you live or worked in big cities!. Too bad it cannot perform well in snow :(
If you don't have a mistress, just says to the people you can't multitask.
Says Bill Maher ;)
Perus Saataja New No No's!
Should definitely do one on Zuma… "I may have raped a HIV positive woman, but I will be fine because I took a shower afterwards." Ah the joy of South African politicians :,3
Damn the guy actually said that? That's a disgrace on so many levels, I don't even know where to begin. I knew he was shameless but wow!
saxyrep1 he never used the word 'rape'.
Sanyu Takirambudde Perfect, if he didn't use the word "rape" then his sentence is fine. My bad the guy's a real hero!
I actually never said that it makes him a hero. Clearly he's a horrible and corrupt president but if someone's going to quote him then I think it's necessary to do it accurately. There was a thorough rape trial and he was deemed by the judge to be not guilty so i think it's inappropriate to through around false accusations and i just wanted to clarify.
I kinda think you're focusing on a detail. The simple fact that he could defend himself with a line even remotely close to that is unforgivable, court decision or not. It's all I'm saying. But I appreciate your enthusiasm for accuracy...
I am French and everything you just heard is true... Also, our previous president, Sarkozy, got divorced a few weeks after being elected and got engaged with the gorgeous top-model Carla Bruni...
Try to top that America !... ;)
Never heard of that one but who knows... maybe both !! ;)
Bruni is fun to look at, and I do like that one song of hers. :)
To be fair, Italy has everyone beat with Berlusconi.
Berlusconi pays for his girls.... Sarkozy and Hollande never had to... ;)
american11asshole Sarkozy's brother works for the Carlyle Group, a large American investment fund with connections to Halliburton (and other defense contractors). It is probably him or Sarkozy's son who's with Olsen
I watch this video at least once a year. Still bummed they didnt continue this segment.
The whole world says that we are arrogant but even when you mock us, you end up making us look great.
Let's be honest. We all secretly love the french because they simply couldn't care less about what we think. Everytime there is a major strike in France most Germans turn their heads jelously to France asking ourselves why we can't be like the french.
Camila El Aaly _One_ of the biggest morons. Have you forgotten good ol' Dubsie?
pixel girl Calm down little bird. Going on typing spree. Yes France bows down in fear to terrorism. "France is letting in refugees from Muslim countries"?.lol nice try. We all know france and it's leaders are powerless. You can beat around the bush all you like, fact of the matter remains. Rape, crime and terrorism has all gone up over the past 2 years because of the recent immigration policies passed by E.U and not weak politicans that run the french government. Your elected leaders are only good for giving speeches. That's as far as the buck stops short.
Yes also we Americans live in "Fear",(sure). Which might also be the reason we don't have as has many violent terrorist attacks as your nations have. Fruit for thought since you like to ponder on dumb things.
"Rape, crime and terrorism has all gone up over the past 2 years" False, except for terrorism.
What else?
Oh yes, what you said may be true for the United Sates. Actually, their homicide rate was of 4,7 in 2012 and grew to 5,4 in 2015. Americans don't need terrorism. They kill themselves without it.
booblebombe ledino Plenty of rape cases in france not to mention violent crimes because people don't have the right to defend themselves. Ofcouse there are always weak minded individuals who won't report rape cases pepertrated by these immigrants out of fear of "offending" them.
France atm is a lesson, especially to americans what happens when weak politicians who only care about P.C culture end up running their countries to the ground. Don't worry france is not alone in this demise. Germany, sweden, berlin are leading this campaign.(lol) Most E.U countries are borderline shit atm. You think highly of yourselves sure but to the rest of the world we look and learn from your failures, we also mock you because of the kind of idiots you elect to run your country. Only good for speeches nothing else.
As for america, yes has it's flaws and those crime statisictics are usually from democratic run states. But hey least we don't live in fear of terrorism. We spend alot in combating foreign and domestic terrorism. Which is why people feel safer to live here than in Europe.
Also i like how you said "False, except for terrorism"?. and you think that's good or better? LOL might be good for somone as submissive as you but as for the rest of us, no thanks.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I am immediately moving to France. Let's hear it for being unabashedly libertine!!!
Don't do it, the strongest party in the European Parliament elections was an extreme nationalist party. If France continues like this, you won't even get in
Sophie G
Good for them.
Sophie G
European parliament elections have very low turnout and only area where small parties have a chance
Still a little scary if you ask me..
If you like paying the highest imaginable taxes for absolutely no reason at all (France still couldn't/can't seem to get out of the crisis, proving the "tax theory" wrong)... Bon voyage!
In France we don't give a shit about our presidents private life. All that matters is how they rule the country. We are not hypocrites.
(I heard he was doing a pretty shit job)
TheHKY09 He is doing a shitty job. His approval is catastrophic (18%).
Lol, that's probably why we heard about Sarkozy and Hollande's love life for almost 8 years in every freaking magazine and news shows....
But yeah, in some countries he probably would have been forced to resign.
And yes again, his work so far is widely considered shitty but that's another story...
So all French are cheating assholes?
***** I think you may have taken the expression "political representative" a little too litterally... A President isn't "all French".
When you think that he was once equated, in terms of charisma, with a piece of toasted bread, and that he somehow succeeded in bedding all these women...
+darwincity That's the beauty of power and money dude.
...or became actually elected leader of a cultivated country. As if that was in any way a less significant accomplishment than getting laid a few times.
That is his true achievement: Being an absolute vacuum of charisma and an obvious buffoon, yet somehow convincing the entire left and 20 million people that you should have the nuclear launch codes while being a man so clumsy that you'd make Louis de Funès' slapstick comedy look understated by comparison. That requires some real genius.
@@maniak1768 Hollande is one of the most intelligent men who ever ruled France. The guy is crazy smart, and I’m sure he’s a nice guy to be around. You don’t get an affair with a movie star by being clumsy
This has to be one of Oliver's best series.
J'suis mort ils ont dit "Franklin Hollande" 😂
As a French person, this is hilarious!
The saddest thing about all of this is the sheer number of people who seem to be incapable of understanding that this was a joke. It even has self-deprecating humor at the very start of it...
+Bagellllllleetr ikr, I'm french and I know they are just having fun...
Satire is a dying art, so it seems..
why only 2 of this series. both Tony Abbot and François Hollande's bit were great. you really need to do one on Erdogan in Turkey, and most of South America, and Africa
Being non-religious is the norm in europe!
*****
exeptions exist everywhere...
*****
biggest population are germany and france.. both very non-religious! i meant western europe!
*****
well, not the entire country of russia.. most of it is in asia.. pretty much everything east of moscow is..
+juppklopper Only to ignorant people who do not read up on other countries.
Ma St sounds nice...
Now do Stephen Harper!
(I know he's a PM, I don't care about the semantics.)
GdoubleWB so is tony abbott and he did that one first.
Daniel Benson All the more reason to do him.
+GdoubleWB I really hope this happens!!
+GdoubleWB Your wish was finally heard last night!
I'm French and this is super funny, although (or because) very stereotypical!
Just one thing I have to say: in the first name François, the S is not pronounced! If you pronounce it like a Z, it becomes Françoise, the corresponding woman's name, assuring you to be laughed at by every French-speaking person nearby x)
This being said... Thumbs up for pronouncing "croissant" right! Oui Monsieur!
fuck off
Αντώνης Antonis Go to bed boy, it's late.
Hunter strikes for the kill
HunterShad yeah I thought something didn't sound right.
HunterShad hey man I'm learning French :) I'm from Australia and I'm very interested in your culture Au Revoir :)
Uhhhh Frankly Holland
This is amazing! I really hope they will actually make it an ongoing series!
"...and our leaders are the greatest leaders on Earth..."
Umm, 2017 would like to have a talk....
Francois Hollande seems like a cool guy
Clancy!!! take out the trash!!!
Perhaps now they'll feel comfortable revisiting this segment for the first time in four years.
This man is my hero
Please, more of this series!!!
Hollande: marries his mistresses
Macron: Marries his milf teacher.
Seriously, Macron basically lived a hot for teacher porno.
I'm French and I approve this message.
Talked to a good friend who said during the War in Iraq he would never eat another croissant because of the French being against the war.
I replied, you do realize that croissant is not being imported and even if it was why be angry at puff pastry or the fact that the croissant is Austrian.
The crescent that was made to celebrate the Austrian Hungarian victory over the Ottoman Empire (Turkey) as they have the crescent moon in their flag.
End of history lesson - pass it on when someone complains about the French (Austrian) croissant.
*****
:xD
FREEDOM FRIES!!!!!!!!!
Frank Farmer
Freedom Kisses. ;-)
Stan Smith Frank Farmer
And to exercise the triceps, what, the "freedom press" ? Actually, being french I don't understand why those food items and practices are labeled "french" : those fries are from Belgium as fat-- uh, as far as I know, and I'm pretty sure the so-called "french" kiss was "invented" thousands of years ago, long before there was a territory called "France".
Aboli Bibelot Agree on French fries being Belgian.
The french kiss was meant to be derogatory or an insult.
Just like Napoleon labeled England a "nation of shopkeepers"
I did an internet search and found the following though I did not spend any time looking for many examples. Just the first one as isn't that important to me
*Interested to Know the Origin of the French Kiss?*
By Lauren Worthington | Submitted On March 10, 2009
Many people think that they know the French kiss origin. Obviously, it seems as if it originated in France because of its name. On the contrary, these people are quite wrong because this misconception is simply not true to history or documents. There are plenty of theories as to why it is called a French kiss; however, no theory can ever be confirmed because there are no documents found yet. More than likely though, it did not originate in France as most people like to believe.
*One theory comes from the fact that the French have been known as sensual, immoral people in history.* Therefore, the term French kissing is an insult to the French and their ways. It is also an insult on their public display of their promiscuous nature. Also, the French were the first people to allow public displays of love and affection such as kissing and dancing. The French supposedly had dances that ended in huge make out sessions for every couple that came to the dance.
Another theory is also an insult to the France and its people just as the first theory was. During a war, a general once said that the French would rather make love with their hands than fight and battle. He is practically saying that the French were too afraid to fight and would rather make love. Therefore, this theory also degrades the French people and their morale in fighting and public displays of love.
Other phrases that incorporate the word French that do not really have any affiliation with France or its people are French toast, French fries, and the phrase "excuse my French." None of these derived their origins from the country of France or from the French people. The last one also is an insult to France and its people. When someone uses the phrase "excuse my French," it is usually after he or she swore or said something inappropriate. This insinuates that the French are crude and rude people who have no courtesy for the common public.
As of this present time, no real, accurate documents have been discovered or found in supporting any of these theories. The author of the term "French kiss" may never been known. If he or she saw that the phrase is so widely known and used today, he or she would be shocked. It is interesting to note that this phrase has the same meaning it did centuries ago as it does today. However, it can be documented back to the 1800s. In addition, the utilization of the phrase French kiss was once again rampant in the 1920s.
Whether the theory derived from war times or the theory derived from the nature and manners of the French, no one will ever know. Either way the term probably was derived form some form of insult to France and its people, and it is not literally from the country of France itself or its people. Wherever the French kiss origin is, the French kiss has always and will always be a universal symbol of romance, love, or lust.
Lauren Worthington is a kissing specialist who teaches various ways to French Kiss. It is recommended you check out her course over at How To French Kiss renchkissingsecrets *dot* com/]. You can also read further articles of hers on the French Kiss Origin (frenchkissingsecrets *dot* com/the-origin-of-the-french-kiss).
"over-pronouncing 'croissant'"... HAHAHAHA!
Lots of love to the narrator/voice artist/what-have-you. Your work's awesome.
Aaand it gets better... The mistress he left went on to publish a book she wrote secretly during her time as a first lady, a book apparently so ridiculous and cheesy Buzzfeed France made a "Guess which book the quote is from" quizz, the other book being none other than Fifty shades of Grey.
Holy fucking shit . Links to that ? I wanna laugh a little .
This needs to be an ongoing series on the show
I live in France as of now and I am American and French, my mother is american and my father is French. And I find it shocking that they mocked that Francois Hollande doesn't believe in God. In France, it is very common not to believe in God. probably 90% of the people I know don't believe in God and for us it's an evidence. We find people that do believe in God, weird. Even though he is a terrible president, I do agree with him on that. I find it weird that they emphasise at the End "A president who doesn't think God exists" and like that's an evidence. Because up until now, there has been NO proof of God's existence. Yet people still believe it. But what's weird is that if tomorrow I said "I have aliens spelling in my house" you would be like "WTF!". It's just someone invented one day because at the time they didn't know how life was made and why is this and why is that, so they said "only god has the answer" yet now we have the answers to most things yet people still believe in God. America is the country with he most people that believe in God which is crazy. Only 3% of the people in the USA don't believe in God and in France it's probably the opposite. And choosing the christian religion, honestly, that's like the worst religion you could ever choose. You guys believe in Heaven and Hell and all that shit that's 100000% fake. You teach your kids terrible things. If you have to choose your religion, just believe in God and don't follow stupid rules. Or if you REALLY want to have a religion, choose Jewish, it's the most realistic one and their rules are way more down to the ground. I feel like the Bible was written by a Jew that took Crystal Meth by accident and thought that all that he saw was true and wrote it in a book which was written in a year where everyone believed what everyone said so they published the book, it then became a religion and people are transmitting this brainwashing bullshit to their kids and making crazy God psychopaths. If God exists, which I am questioning a lot, I don't think he needs everyone to suck his balls that much, I mean, would you like it if 3-5 Billion people (deducting people that believe in God) were sucking on your balls all day in exchange for you making effort for each and everyone to help solve your dept issues or your couple problems? I am pretty sure you would commit suicide, so if God existed once, he probably committed suicide. And a lot of christians are still mad at Jews that they killed Jesus, well, if I would be angry at a person for killing my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great GrandMother, most people would laugh at me, but since you are sheep and you say what everyone else says, War is what happens. Just to be clear My family is not Jewish, They are "Catholic" meaning that's what they were essentially but nobody cares about religion or believes in God in this family because we all know that it's all invented. I could honestly compare God to Santa Clause because instead of him being a guy that gives you free presents, he is supposed to heal all of ur problems in exchange for prayers. You have more luck sending a letter to the president than praying to God for help and getting an answer.
AppleGeek Tu te rends comptes du n'importe quoi de ce que tu racontes?
Doney Hon Je suis désolé mais non, j'habite En france depuis longtemps et je connais une seule personne qui crois en dieu. La plus part des personne se moquent de moi littéralement si je leur demande ca.
AppleGeek Tu parles pour toute la France alors que ton cercle ne représente que les gens qui pensent plus ou moins comme toi. Voici trois sondages montrant la répartition en France. Les athéistes sont minoritaires en France:
Sondage CSA (2012):
58 % se définissent chrétiens;
32 % se définissent sans religion;
6 % se définissent musulmans;
1 % se définissent juifs;
3 % Autres;
Sondage Ifop (2011):
65 % se définissent chrétiens;
25 % se définissent sans religion;
7 % se définissent musulmans;
1 % se définissent juifs;
2 % Autres;
Sondage INED (2009):
45,5 % se définissent chrétiens;
45 % se définissent sans religion;
8 % se définissent musulmans;
0,5 % se définissent juifs;
1 % Autres.
Source: Wikipédia, page religions en France.
Doney Hon Je disais 90% en exagérant, si tu n'as pas la capacité intellectuelle pour comprendre ca. Et on peut etre chretien sans croire en dieu jute car notre famille est chretien. Il y a beaucoup de gens qui pensent ca. J'ai beaucoup d'amis qui son't nés dans des familles chretiennes mais qui ne croient pas en dieu, et quand je leur ai demandé de quelle religion ils sont, ils me disent chrétien. si 20% des chretiens et catholiques disent ca alors qu'ils croient pas en dieu, les statistiques montent beaucoup. Tu sais les statistiques ne sont pas du tout précis car ils posent la question a 1000-10 000 personnes, alors qu'en france nous sommes 65 Millions. Donc toi tu parle aussi pour la france alors que tu prend seulement 2000 personnes en compte. Et il n'y a pas de section "se definissent chretiens mais ne croient pas en dieu" . Regarde, moi j'ai trouvé un joli petit site qui va te faire comprendre quelque chose si tu ne crois pa ce que je dis. tempsreel.nouvelobs.com/societe/20110206.OBS7575/seulement-36-des-francais-croient-en-dieu.html
C'est bien écrit que 34% des gens qui se croent catholiques, ne croient pas en dieu. Et seulement 36% des francais croient en dieu, et ceci est de 2015 et non pas de 2009-2012. Il y a bien sure les hesitants, qui ne savent pas, mais 36% des gens ne croient pas en dieu.
Doney Hon Je vois que vous êtes quelqu'un d'âgé de plus de 40 ans, et comme la plus part des Athée et non croyants sont des jeunes, bientôt, la non croyance va beaucoup augmenter car les plus âgés vont mourir et il restera seulement gens d'aujourd'hui qui ne croient pas en dieu. Car je vois ce que vous dites, les gens agés que je connais croient en dieu, mais ce sont les jeunes qui ne croient pas en dieu car ils ont une vision plus réaliste et plus moderne et ont été éduqué dans des écoles qui enseignent le Big Bang. Dans la prochaine génération, Dieu sera un myth pour tout le monde.
Make a sketch about the mexican president, Enrique Peña Nieto, there is a lot of comedy gold in him.
Has anyone noticed how François Hollande looks like a chubby John Oliver? :)
He does look like a chubby John Oliver ... And, still, he gets more laid than John Oliver .
He's French. Oliver is English. I rest my case.
seeing this video as a french is hilarious !
Please, please please, do Cristina Kirchner from Argentina!!
+Mariano Roelas Ya hizo dos de Argentina, fijate
+Mariano Roelas She's a hottie your leader.
+Mariano Roelas the jokes almost write themselves
They should do (or have done) one of these about Spain's president. "It's the inhabitant that chooses the mayor and it's the mayor the one that wants the inhabitants to be the mayor" "Exportint is positive because you sell what you produce." Or his best phrase yet: "This is not like the water that falls from the sky and nobody knows why."
+carlosbaldellou isn't Span a Monarchy with a King. ie - no President
binaway
Oh, that's a language thing. In Spain, the prime minister is called Presidente del gobierno.
+binaway No, but Spain is!
Tee Hee!
I know he's no longer in office, but please do one about Silvio Berlusconi!!!!
Well done, love the show.
Ahhh...isnt he is in office again now? Not as PM but still
The sheep huh?
@@nurlindafsihotang49 He is running for MEP in the upcoming European Elections. He's also still the leader of Forza Italia.
Just one thing that you've got wrong, he says he is socialist, but despite whatever he says, he's no socialist at all... Socialism has nothing to do with what he is turning France into... Cheers from Portugal!
He's from Socialist Party.
I'm french, i don't like his politics but he is sure entertaining
Is there a person who does like his policies?
Imagine if we lived in a country where what happends in a person's bedroom doesn't have any affect of the outcome of an election?
We could learn so much from the French. We're such a brand new, infant of a country and boy does it show.
I hear people say all the time "if Trump gets elected I'm moving to x country" but the truth is: unless you have a PHD, THEY DONT WANT US THERE!
Well, he was against the former president in the 2012 election. Considering the multiple scandales surronding that one, his general attitude, etc. it's no wonder why Hollande got elected. Neither one of them are known to be good husbands anyway so it doesn't matter if we value such things or not when we chose a president.
I guess we can say that unless you're Dominique Strauss-Khan, your sex life doesn't alter your chances to be elected.
I always wondered; what does your private sex life say about your qualifications to lead a country?
Answer: NOTHING!!!!!!
So why are politicians still getting kicked of, after a "sex scandal"
+WJZAV I know. John Edwards has done more for the poor then damn near any other president in recent history. Too bad he liked sex though. Oh well. There's always ramon noodles.
thank you! came for this
You don't need a PHD. If you really committed to moving for Trump you could go for your TEFL license and easily find a job overseas.
really funny!! keep them coming!
They should continue this series!
We still fondly remember the years of prosperity and balanced budget we enjoyed during the time President Le Pew was in office.
President Le Pew was also a warmongerer in Algeria.
I hope they do more of these.
I am French and I find this pretty accurate.
The noise I made when I saw Julie Gayet was hilarious, I wish you'd heard it.
I'm not even French, but I yearn for the halcyon days of the Hollande presidency. I mean, compared to Macron, he's positively amazing.
It is men like "Frankly Holland" who make me proud to be French!
man I love France 😂
i need more of this
Ja den Blitz hab ich geschickt :D
Can't what for Big Mama Angie, the German "Mutti", the reborn Iron Lady of Europe. :D
Huh. I'd say I'd like to see one done on Stephen Harper.....but John already did a decent job at trashing him the night before our last election, so yeah.
Please, do my country's president! Kolinda Grabar Kitarović from Croatia.
You left out the fact that Hollande's English is probably the worst there is on planet earth. His English is so terrible that even his fellow Frenchmen were mocking him for it. Can you even imagine speaking English so terribly that the French of all people, themselves having kind of a reputation for their proud refusal to take any part whatsoever in anglo-saxon cultural hegemony, are mocking you for it?
Boris Johnson left his wife for his mistress (not long after having another affair with someone he was giving public money to) while his wife was having cancer treatment. He also had other affairs during the marriage, including arranging for an abortion on at least one occasion.
He also has several love children from many women, and he might have more we don't know of.
It is known that mocking another country’s president will get your country a president worth mocking. Good job, John Oliver. Good job. 😂
Waiting for a Rodrigo Duterte version of this...
You forgot to mention that he is the monarch of Andorra
Please bring the series back!
Epic!
First hour on exchange in Paris and I got a tirade from the dad on how Hollande was a prick XD
0:26 He looks like Senator Armstrong before the Nanomachines, son
Frankly holland LMAO
This guy sounds like a Chad.
I love the narrator's voice. It's perfect!
"A sequence of events so stereotypically French, it's almost offensive."
This shit was hilarious and I really want to move to France.
Never gets old
Germanys' Ex-Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder was also known as
"The Audi-Chancellor", because of his 4 wifes. :)
Sadly, a Class-1-douche :(
I didn't know John Oliver was religious, I guess you learn something new everyday.
François Hollande gnéé lol
A video making fun of American myopia about world leaders ends up being incredibly myopic about world religion, as though it's weird that successful people can be non-religious. Much of western Europe and its leaders are indifferent to religion. It's not like America, where belief in God is a de-facto prerequisite for office.
i saw an ad for daft punk on one of the news papers. it was the best part of the video
It's France
Their reaction to the guy is
"Hey that's Amore"
"Gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at." -- the late, great Terry Pratchett
Ok I'm French. I'll be glad to tell you, French people don't give a damn about their president's love life, or personal life. We only care about their politics. We don't like Hollande because he's a shitty president, and the thing with the scooter amused us for five minutes before we started questioning his personal security.
But most of all: Religion and state have nothing to do together since 1905. France is atheist by law, it's written in its constitution. Questioning the existence of God is in France something not only personal, but commonly grounded in our way of thinking. It is for us abhorrent to see the American president swearing on the Bible. It is for us the worst thing imaginable and we sincerely don't understand how this is still a thing in America.
By the way I love your show, but please stop speaking abbout French people, it makes me grind my teeth everytime. (Even if your French accent is absolutely perfect(-ly hilarious).
Lots of love from France.
Petite Galadrielle La France est athée légalement et constitutionnellement? Mais ferme la. C'est un Etat laïque, donc aconfessionnel, mais sûrement pas athée, idiote.
Pathétique cette incompétence à bien informer nos amis étrangers.
Oh oui c'est vrai excuse-moi! Je me suis trompée dans la terminologie que je voulais employer. Tu fais bien de le préciser, permets-moi donc de corriger cette dommageable erreur.
Tu vois, il n'y a pas besoin d'être agressif pour faire passer un message. La politesse est importante.
Désolé, mais faire passer un message totalement faux aux étrangers me gave profondément. Tu parles pour nous tous, personne ne t'en donne le droit si tu racontes des mensonges. Donc si tu ne sais pas et que tu n'as aucune connaissance de nos lois, tu ne dis rien.
En France, chacun pratique son culte comme il le désire (et pas que dans la sphère privée, contrairement à ce qui se dit). Qu'il s'agisse des chrétiens, musulmans, juifs ou autre, il n'y a aucun problème à pratiquer, au contraire. Nous sommes dans un Etat où la liberté de culte est un droit fondamental et constitutionnel (il faudrait lire la constitution avant d'en parler).
Je déteste les gens qui tentent de faire passer une fausse image de notre pays en mettant en avant leurs convictions personnelles. C'est comme si un catholique disait: "La France est un pays chrétien". Il déforme la réalité selon son prisme. Donc apprends à ne pas déformer la réalité, tu auras des réactions bien plus polies.
Je te serais gré de rectifier ton commentaire.
Encore une fois, je ne comprends pas cette agressivité. Effectivement je me suis trompée de terme, et j'en suis profondément désolée. Je connais parfaitement la loi, je connais parfaitement notre histoire, je souhaitais simplement expliquer pourquoi il n'est pour nous pas le moins du monde choquant d'avoir un président ouvertement athée. Je me suis mal exprimée, et je comprends ton désarroi. Mais il n'est vraiment pas nécessaire de m'insulter. Je ne pense pas que si tu avais été en face de moi, tu aurais formulé ton propos de la même manière. Essaie d'envisager l'espace commentaire de CZcams comme un espace public où tu as les personnes réellement face à toi, je pense que ça changera ta façon de communiquer, et tout le monde (y compris toi) en sera plus heureux. Je m'en vais maintenant poster un nouveau commentaire en anglais pour corriger ma dommageable erreur et éduquer correctement les Américains.
To every person out there who didn't understand what just happened here: Doney Hon reminded me very politely and diligently that I made a terrible mistake: Our country is not atheist like I said, but laic, and that are two different things. I was just trying to say that being atheist is a very common thing in France, and I didn't even know François Hollande was too, because no one actually gives a damn. Being a laic country means that every one is free to think whatever the hell they want about religion, and no one is forcing you to embrace one view of things. The public space must always remain laic, and we cherish that principle.
Thank you all for your attention, and thanks again to Doney Hon for correcting me in such a lovely way.
I used to live in France, and believe me, they have grumpy-Jewish-dad levels of living up to their own offensive stereotypes.
Een zee summairtihme we eemport le white sand for la Seine so we can 'ave zee 'ow you say clotheeng optional beach.
Let me guess, you were in Paris ? Cause France is not a homogeneous country, Paris is not representative for France. I do agree that our accent is awful though.
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Oh, I know, I got around. And I'm not complaining about the stereotypical behavior; especially how the stereotype of French women as sex-crazed nymphomaniacs turned out to be true.
Or, as my neighbor Mireille had put it, les Francoises are liberated beings who are entitled to pleasurable things whenever, wherever, and with whomever they want.
John Lee With an attitude like that any where else in the world you will get a face full of fist real quick.
omfg, he's in the same league of awesomeness as vladimir putin.
Putin is the exact opposite of awesome
His approval rating was like 2% by the end
Which is just such an amazing accomplishment.
This is fantastic
Who is the narrator? Love the narrator.
Nope, Hollande is mostly known in France for his work on equality, as choosing women ministers of education and justice and for the gay wedding - which most of us are very thanksful of, even if there is going to be a strike by conservatives on sunday-. But we still call him flamby (pudding) for his lack of firmness.
too damned awesome!!!
Viva la France !
I like how the Hollandes Learjet turned into an Airbus from the thunderbolt.
You give people 5 guaranteed vacation weeks a year, and it turns out nobody will give a flying f#ck. Just a piece of advise to American politicians.
Wasn't hard for his approval rating to go up, it was already at 0%...
That dude is awesome
You should do one on the Canadian Prime Minister, British Prime Minister, Russian President, Brazilian President, Mexican President, and the Chinese President.
a proper frenchman,respect
Great VDO