Scottish Independence: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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- Scotland is about to vote on whether to secede from the UK.
There are solid arguments on both sides.
But none of that makes bagpipes good to listen to…or does it?
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if wales can have a dragon then we can have a fucking unicorn!
so true :)
Gergely Ádám Horvai hurray for Scotland
+Jamie Crawley That is quite possibly the most Scottish name I have ever seen.
Issy Mac thanks!
Haha all good
When he said "The prime Minister is David Cameron", I felt like I travelled back in time
Back to a time when conservative politicians were just evil, and not evil AND insane
@@RLucas3000 cry lmao they won again
Dw Boris is in that Oxford picture as well lol
@@MajorMlgNoob is he?
@@arfon2000 yeah he's the blonde guy sitting on the step in the bottom right
That Harry Potter refference was tragically on spot 😂😂😂
spot on* There! FTFY 😊
Well, technically, only one of Ron’s brothers died, and he had his good moments. Also, Rowling later opposed Brexit.
Ironically, Scotland would probably have been accepted into the EU by now if they had become independent.
@Clx L actually the EU has preemptively said they would admit Scotland to the EU if it became independent. So I think that poll was not true..
@Lm ao For what reason would Scotland not be accepted? We meet all the requirements, the only issue would be worries of other territories within the EU (Catalonia for example) getting the same idea. If the whole of the EU was to reject Scotland on the basis of some of their member states own internal affairs (hardly Scotlands fault) then they would show themselves to be incredibly undemocratic and unwelcoming, and would be shooting themselves in the foot for the world to see. That wouldn't happen, we would be welcomed, especially after Brexit.
@@acebalistic1358 yeah the big worry was Spain because of Catalonia, but Spain recently intervened and said they wouldn’t block an independent Scotland’s entry.
@@Shmingleshmangle The reason why the EU won't accept Scotland immediately is that it lacks several institutions and powers right now. Those need to be set up and develop a track record, as they will be the ones implementing both Scottish and EU policies.
A far more logical progression would be for Scotland to join the EFTA, which it would be able to do almost immediately. The EEA accession would be the next step, and that too should not be too hard in principle (see below). After that, EU accession can be considered.
However, a lot will be determined by the way the English border is resolved.
@@lacdirk I don't disagree with any of that, I know it would take time but it's not impossible like many make it out to be. Also, the border is an issue created by English voters who want brexit, not Scottish voters who voted against it. If Brexit hadn't happened, and Scotland was independent and in the EU alongside England then we would have no issues. Sadly it's another classic example of us getting the opposite of what we vote for/English voters and Westminster dictating what happens to the lives of people here in Scotland.
4:46 It's even more sick when you learn that Scots chose the unicorn for their naitonal symbol because in the legends it is the only animal that can defeat a lion. And guess who's national animal is a lion? ;)
Belgium and Netherlands, Norway, Macedonia
Someone 1282 England*
Brody Walker it was a joke, because the lion is the most common national animal
Bulgaria as well! A fellow bag-pipe-loving country
@@arnouth5260 India has the Bengal tiger as the national animal
Scotland having a unicorn isn't that odd, when you consider that Wales national animal is a dragon.
Know wits mental av never even batted an eye at the fact Wales has a fucking dragon hahahaha
Exactly I was thinking the same
What? That's amazing. America we need to step our game up. I nominate Mothman as our new national animal.
The English have an indigenous Lion
Yo that's way better
If Scotland ever became independent, I'd absolutely try to emigrate there.
give it a few years, things are starting to get heated again
Mon up
@@Alexander-vo4gv wha
Scottish independence valid (says me a Scot who is mega bias)
Me, too.
English : dont leave us we will be nice to you and dont screw you ever again!
Scots : Okay england we put our trust in you.
English 5 secs later : LetS lEaVe ThE EU
Hahahaha 😁👏
The most funny thing for me is that many Brexiters say that scots support them (they apparently base It on the results of that referendum)
This is true
England and Scotland United cause England was like “yo Scotland, can we borrow your king”
I am annoyed with voters in England, Scotland and wales that didn't vote against brexit. Especially with Scotland and northern Ireland having the lowest turnout of any country in the uk. Also people in England who probably thought brexit wouldn't happen.
Why do people hate bagpipes?
I think they sound fucking amazing!
They do indeed.
Does anyone here like haggis?
Bagpipes and metal anyone? Folk metal probably the best thing ever.
Korn Shoots and ladders.
Android811 agreed bagpipes is a great creation of humanity
"The currently unstable Euro" is incredibly hilarious after Brexit to hear
It's still unstable lol
@@Epicrandomness1111 Compared to what ? The pound or the Dollar ? those currencies are way more volatile than the Euro.
@@RubberDucky999 firstly nice whataboutism. Second, the dollar is literally the least volatile currency, hence why it is used internationally. Over the past decade the euro has been consistently in crisis over sovereign debt and the weight of the contradiction of having what is essentially a deutschmark being used in countries with radically different economies to the German one. You can just say that the euros more stable than the dollar and pound, but it's actually just untrue. No person who takes the stability of currency seriously, and isn't just trying to big up one currency over another for reasons outside of wanting to use a stable currency (aka a europhile or eurosceptic), is betting on the euro.
@@Epicrandomness1111 Whataboutism is meant to divert from the mentioned topic (in this case the Euro). A *comparison* is ... precisely not that! You don't divert from a topic if you keep it in the argument.
@@Epicrandomness1111 here are some hard facts, my poorly informed friend
www1.oanda.com/forex-trading/analysis/currency-volatility
Also please look up the definition of whataboutism, you seem to be using it wrong
"jk rowling doesn't want scotland to leave the UK"
i'm convinced, scottish independence now!
Pathetic
I thought the same thing. Wish she didn't have the money and influence she does to affect real, consequential political struggles. Because imagine if she went off the rails and decided to dedicate herself to a hate movement or something, that would be terrible... wouldn't it -_-
@@baguettegott3409 JK. Rowling has fuck all influence
@@Galaxy-zb2ee Some senator literally quoted her little essay against trans people as he blocked the vote on an LGBTQ bill. And I think you're underestimating how much her "taking a stand" legitimized transphobia in the media landscape, especially in the UK.
@@baguettegott3409 By "some senator" I presume your referencing Senator James Lankford.
Senator James Lankford is a right-wing, Baptist (i.e. a religious figure; protestant), republican who has held power since 2015. Given their religious beliefs, it can be assumed they held some discriminatory opinion on LGBT issues long before reading JK. Rowling's writings. Given his quotation of her, it can be agreed that Senator James Lankford seemingly admires, respects, or has given thought to JK. Rowling, but is this, factoring in Senator James Lankford's religious beliefs (which also include moral beliefs), equivalent to Senator James Lankford being influenced by JK. Rowling? Is influence the same as agreement?
In my own opinion, I think the answer is both yes and no. It depends on the time scale. For example, I would be much quicker to blame the Church and the Bible itself on Senator James Lankford's beliefs than the views than JK. Rowlings. Senator James Lankford agrees with the Bible, yes, - but presumably only agrees with such a book due to its influence as, being in a religious family, it was probably his only vessel for learning about issues - it played a governing role. If JK. Rowling has played a parental or governing figure, such as the Church, I'd be much more inclined to say they had influence, but they did not (one may be tempted to reference JK. Rowling also wrote successful books, but I've yet to see any transphobia in them, just bad writing and a severe lack of snakes for a book with a snake talker).
You may be correct on the media argument, or you may not - I don't know since I don't pay attention to media, and if everyone stopped paying attention to the media, the media wouldn't have any influence in the first place. *We can all do our bit by ignoring people in the media.*
The province where I live in Canada literally just means "New Scotland" in Latin, our crest also has the unicorn and our flag is a merger of the old scottish flag and the new one. basically what I'm saying is that we're just diet scotland over here
Faux Scotland :)
@@ixlnxs Nova Scotia
Like the Quebecois are diet French?
@@prudencel1652 or Alba Nuadh if you want to use the Scottish Gaelic name
Shut up blue boser
Incidentally, both of Ron's wands were made from unicorn hair.
Does anyone really want to be compared to Ron?
Esme Nouvelle the Buffon from the movie was shit but the book Ron,definitely
John Dee, true Potter Fan
Esme Nouvelle For the life of me, I don’t know why Hermione married him. She’s wayyyyyyy to good for him.
Esme Nouvelle I’d be happy to be Ron. Emma Watson is a goddess
Boris Johnson becomes PM
CZcams: Recommends this video after 5 years
I know!
hahaha i was literally thinking about this
Ironically, he was also in that Oxford photo, wearing tails.
Ironic that Boris Johnson is in the video at 6:16 in Cameron's embarrassing photo (Seated bottom left). Also now they are calling to have another election on independence before 2021.
I meant bottom right... wouldn't let me edit that.
5 years ago Scottish independence wasn’t that great of an idea but now it’s a terrific idea and they should totally go for it
It was always a great idea, just there were so many false promises and media fearmongering
I love Scotland and I would like all Scottish people to be happy no matter what decision they make
First thing they should do is get rid of Trumps golf course they will feel much better
Oh no don't be foolish, its still a stupid idea
@@tylerparadis501 there's nothing stupid about regaining democracy from your neighbour.
6 year after: UK has left the EU, and now the Scotts know why the should have left the UK...They have HUGE problems exporting fresh fish and agriculture produce to the EU.
"I'll have all the powers, and your brothers can die fighting my wars."
That is the realest interpretation of Harry Potter i have ever heard
Hugo Maebara You forgot the part where he fucks Ron's sister
Ya I was like Damn...
yeah
SnowFireBlues i was about to say that but to be honest fuck that shit RON GOT EMMA FUCKING WATSON there is a justice
it also explains the Israeli/US relation .
"Solar power is not an option for them"
Yeah but wind turbines certainly are
There are also plans to install the World's longest underwater cable connecting Scotland to Iceland in order to get hydro power which they have plenty of
Well, tbh, it isn't, the only viable renewable sources of energy are nuclear and hidroelectric, wind and solar are pretty much unefective, but, again, they can always relay on nuclear (i don't know if they have a place to get hidroelectric, but at least i think they can go nuclear)
@@gerhardsmith7892 tidal
Solar power works in places with a lot of rain. The sun still shines during the day, even if clouds are up.
There is plenty oil to last 100 years. Don't believe the English BS they spew. Scotland has plenty other resources
Five years later this is worth it just to see Oliver make a Scottish accent...
ACT PROFESSIONAL
Seven years ago...
“If You ask a stupid question. You get a stupid answer.”
Well now...
I guess that explains Brexit.
As a Scot, it pains me unbearably to watch this and fantasise over what might have been
One day bud!
that guy is pretty cringe to be honest. none of his jokes went even funny
Be of Braveheart,Ciaran. Very soon now,Scotland will have independence.. if Nicola Sturgeon says its going to happen, it simply must happen!!
I was just thinking this as I’m watching this, thinking about every vote for the current Tory government in the recent years and seeing that basically all of Scotland did not vote for them.
Don't give up hope...Scotland will still get independence.When Scotland does,rest assured we in Ireland will support Scotland in whatever way we can!
Fun fact... the "men in tails" pic.. the guy on the right, sitting on the stairs in Boris Johnson, also a future PM
Which, entertainingly, was featured in a more recent episode of LastWeekTonight.
That's not fun at all!
they breed these sociopath politicians like urukhais
@Etta James Sebastian Grigg - Merchant Banker, Ralph Perry- Thompson - Architect, Ewen Fergusson - Lawyer, Matthew Benson - Merchant Banker then Property, Harry Eastwood - Investment Banker, Sebastien James - CEO of Boots, Jonathon Ford - Banker / Journalist at the FT. Five years later a similar photo was taken of the club which this time contained Jo Johnson - Conservative MP ad brother of Boris and George Osbourne - former tory Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Shows you how much English politics is influenced by money.
When the Scottish flag falls down:
Narrator: “Oh dear! And it’s not as though things were going swimmingly before!”
The most eloquent way ever to say “well, that didn’t work.”
“It’s not as though things were going swimmingly before” that sarcasm was just so perfect!!
I actually like the sound of bagpipes lol. Greetings from Mexico, Scotland!
Same.
Hello from the Scots
Profile pic buddies
Hell from a person who is dating a Scot😝
+Felipe Segura our culture? We drink a lot and deep fry everything there is not much here I'm afraid. Nice scenery up North though that's about it haha
Me, watching in 2019:
You hate Cameron now.
*The worst is yet to come*
Me, after May resigned and Boris Johnson is up for the job:
You have no idea
@@arturofernandez4058 Oh, all three are the absolute worst but, unlike Trump, I guess you could say they are the "good" or "normal" types of worst politicians 'cos even they, EVEN THEY have more political experience than Trump.
And Brexit still looms
Shits about to hit the fan. I'm looking on from Ireland and the U.K. hurtling towards some crazy shit and we are being dragged along for the ride thanks to the D.U.P. nutters in the North.
@@colmcarrigg "nutters" is one of my favorite British words :-D
Irish guy watching trying my best to stay quiet.
Fuck it give us back the six counties
Well, than give us back the rest of the Island of Ireland.
As a Scot: WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAAALL
John Oliver is so addicting. I can't stop watching these vids
Teddy Terrific i cant stop laughing
Tiny mod why would be be?
Tiny mod well, we find something funny, so what's the big deal?
Well considering he lives in America and reports news for America most of the time, then yeah I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't well known in the UK, but he actually is. He got more than 4 million views per week for his first season, and Huffington post called his program, "the best television show of 2014". Sounds like you're the one being a twat here since you're the only one insulting people for liking a rather popular show. And if you want to say someone is retarded, I'd say the guy that decided to shit on someone in the comment section of the person's youtube channel, (you know, the one filled with his fans), is pretty retarded, and that would be you.
@Tiny mod why are you acting like a 12 year old? You are trying to be edgey, you are clearly not. Is something bothering you? If so can we be of any assistance?
We chose the unicorn because the English national animal is a lion and Unicorns are the enemy of lions.
The thistle was chosen because when we were being invaded by vikings one of them stepped on a thistle alerting us to their presence so we could fight them off.
So Scotlands national things are just middle fingers to other people. Awesome.
Shouldn't it be a rhino?
Sometimes i think we shouldve left the union
@@joebeard4498 This is probably from before Europeans knew about rhinos
@@Funkopedia please elaborate
This is only 8 years old yet somehow 15 prime ministers ago.
I know this was to encourage Scotland to stay but now I, an American citizen, am rooting for Scottish independence lol.
Let's go Scotland, let's go! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
You deserve respect!!!
But do what you gotta do.
I'm fairly certain that that 1% vote for Scotland to stay with the union is because of John Oliver eating haggis with a unicorn
With bagpipes playing!
And drinking whiskey
Someone in Scotland....Got convinced by an eglishman who will probably make a joke about Scotland sometime soon....By now England probably already started treating Scotland like crap and the Scottish are regretting staying
Abel Rodriguez And I imagine the Irish and Welsh laughing their asses off at the whole debacle!
+Michael Fordude It was a 55-45% vote against independence, according to Wikipedia, with 85% voter turnout.
The only flower I like is the one that can pierce Englishman's throats!
*Throws a rose bush at an Englishman*
Maybe you scots can get some gorse from Ireland. That stuff Pierce and Englishman's throat and then burn him alive!
+jwgeezer highly
I loved that part! XD
There's so much gorse in Scotland you tit. Also the stuff that grows in Scotland is bigger.
Hindsight is a wonderful thing. If the scots knew then what they know now, I have no doubt they would have voted for independence when they had the chance. The U.K Government aren’t stupid. They can see this, which is why they presently won’t grant them another referendum. But it’s a dangerous game they’re playing, because they must know that calls for another referendum will only grow stronger the longer it continues to be refused, with hostilities and resentment growing alongside it.
They don't need the UK to grant them another referendum. They don't even need to go to war. They have the UK's nukes-all of them. "We're leaving and we want you to come get these horse shit nuclear weapons that shouldn't even exist" is an enormously, enormously powerful statement, because nobody wants to tell you you can keep the nukes but they're not letting you leave. If you let them leave and then invade, it's a war of aggression, they have their own army, NATO shows up, the UN throws sanctions at them, the EU starts causing economic damage, the WTO starts causing economic damage, and everything gets very bad.
The UK is the only country in history to grant part of itself the right to vote for independence. Parts of France, spain, russia, canada and the US have large independence movements, but none have been given a chance to decide.
@@TransoceanicOutreach Canada did, three times, check your facts lol
our problem dates back to 1916 when we should have followed the irish & fought for our freedom rather than 100's of thousands of our young men losing their lives as english cannonfodder in the trenches. it would have been a more noble death to lay down your life against your oppressors than fighting the germans in france. i would still take up a gun & kill englishmen to win freedom for Scotland. you just need to see that the tories have made sure the BBC drama 'Scotch on the rocks' has never been broadcast or available to buy since it was made in the mid 70's because it involved a Scottish terrosist group trying to win independence & was written by douglas hurd who was a minister in maggie's cabinet during her entire period in office & john major's cabinet after her demise. blatent censorship, i was barely into my teens when i watched it & havew been trying to find it for 40yrs with no success & i could only buy a 2nd hand copy of the book which is a great read until the patthetic final chapter where he lazily linked the Scottish fight for freedom to the soviets, like us Scots were so gullible after 300yrs of the fucking english cunts in charge.
@@TransoceanicOutreachQuebec i think got alot of chances
Would be awesome for Puerto Rico, Scotland and Hong Kong to become independent. Let's do this! 🇵🇷🏴🇭🇰💪
lol, some funny shit there
You're good at joking 😂
@@Jordan-bb4xt why???
Also catalonia
@@viniciusmartins8718 Hong Kong is already independentent until 2047 and Puerto Rico voted no on leaving the USA
The Unicorn! They are genius, Scotland just gained 50% more respect from me
Well, you are a unicorn! Hahah
50% of 0 is still 0
The EU to the UK: "Please don't leave the Union! We are stronger together!"
UK: Never! I don't want other countries to telling me how to rule this country!"
The UK to Scotland, Wales and N. Ireland: "Please don't leave the Union! We are stronger together!"
Hahahahahahaha
LOL
Ahahahahaha grande
Yes hhhhh
Eu is a Matroschka.
Oliver is a great comedian. He is also great at gesturing at both sides of an argument-even though the side with which he doesn’t personally agree is usually savaged with satire. Still, the comedy makes it all palatable. Is this the future of how the public is educated on the issues of the day?
I was rewatching and snuggling with my dog. She was relaxed until he mentioned Cameron, at which point she hopped up and left the room.
Fun fact: one of the popular legends around the thistle becoming the national flower of Scotland is that the English were tying to scale the walls of Edinburgh at night in order to invade, yet one of the English soldiers accidentally grasped a thistle while climbing, letting out a piercing cry that woke up the guards, who then successfully repelled them. Granted there’s no evidence behind this story, yet it’s still a pretty fun tale...
The stuff made of legends!!!!
I heard that story with vikings as the invaders not the english.
Vikings surely.
It certainly could be, it’s been a while since I heard it so I may have muddled it up in the telling
Well, as the saying goes: "It may not be true, but it does make a good story". ;-)
And about the thistle: I think a country which chooses a flower as its national symbol which is at the same time beautiful and to be handled with care to not hurt yourself is a force to be reckoned with, because that's a country with an attitude, as the motto "Nemo me impune lacessit" ("No one provokes me with impunity", or in Scots "Wha daur meddle wi' me?") on the Scottish coat of arms already strongly suggests in the first place. :-)
The Welsh national animal is the red dragon!
Awesome
Wales is shit though , at least in Scotland there's more to see than a premier inn and people getting into sheep
+Yvethomora There's good rugby to be seen, which is more than you can say for Scotland. Also much better cheese.
+Yvethomora I can see more than that out my window right now, so, bullshit.
+Ann Scott
Wales has a national animal?
"Solar power not an option" not an issue In Scotland, they have wind, water and tones of algee, they can make plenty of renewable Energy.
Sure Scotland's grid is running off 100% renewable energy now.
@@StNick119 www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-56530424
That still means solar power is not an option lol
Scandinavian way, exploiting fossil ressources to finance nuclear and renewable. The fact EU would encourage for this kind of plan, while the Brits are pretending that they don't know where the money went.. I'm against indépendance (separatism is often the worse solution), but Tories sure try hard as they can to convince Scots that it's the only way.
@@vodkaboy it aint "separatism" dude, Scotland is literally a country
Lmao it's hilarious they thought Cameron was too bad, but now they got Boris up in there.
Hoping Scotland succeeds in 2021!
Come on Nicola!
So do I, then we can all have a bit of peace.
Doubt it. They've been going on about it since 2016 and nothing has happened so unless something serious happens nothing will come to pass.
Nicola makes hitler seem liberal
I know its been 5 years since this piece aired, but the sentence "They could lose the Pound and have to join the currently unstable Euro" just made me laugh so hard. :D
That did not age well
@@mosef312 not really. The pound is still worth more than the euro even after brexit.
@@quartzking3997 That is, of course, meaningless - not to mention pointless when the issue is STABILITY, not relative value.
More important questions are: What can I buy with my income? Are necessary imports getting pricier due to a weakened currency? Etc. Etc. Etc.
And in case you’ve forgotten, the pound has lost 10%-20% of it value against the Euro since the Brexit process began and though it has rallied against the dollar after losing around 17%, it is still about 6% under the pre-Brexit exchange rate.
As a mainland European who briefly lived in the UK prior to Brexit and used to buy stuff online from there, the low value of the pound is obvious, since I continuously have to remind myself to recalculate at a significantly lower rate than I reflexively do. Of course, this issue also comes up far less frequently, since it rarely makes sense (due to added duties) to purchase stuff from the UK after it left the common market.
@quartz king the worth of one currency as expressed in another currency is pretty meaningless.
You can raise the nominal value of the currency as well as increase all the prices by the same percentage, and the actual value would remain unchanged, but the price as expressed in other currency (and vice versa) would change.
What you want is a currency that's relatively stable so people's savings and investments aren't suddenly worth a lot less, and which allows foreign investors to invest in your country with relatively little risk (at least, as long as we have a global capitalist system, that's the reality we need to deal with).
Another thing that's importsnt is that the purhasing power if their income is good, but that's not really about the currency, and more the relation between wages and product prices.
@quartz king the worth of one currency as expressed in another currency is pretty meaningless.
You can raise the nominal value of the currency as well as increase all the prices by the same percentage, and the actual value would remain unchanged, but the price as expressed in other currency (and vice versa) would change.
What you want is a currency that's relatively stable so people's savings and investments aren't suddenly worth a lot less, and which allows foreign investors to invest in your country with relatively little risk (at least, as long as we have a global capitalist system, that's the reality we need to deal with).
Another thing that's importsnt is that the purhasing power if their income is good, but that's not really about the currency, and more the relation between wages and product prices.
"The only flower I like is a flower that can piece an Englishman's throat
ellaAngel smith I read this right after he said it
*pierce
Reasons for me to love my Scottish heritage... The Scots are as badass as it gets...
there not really stupid yank by chance
Ok, as a really dumb, naive & uncultured American, so excuse me if this sounds racist, but the Scottish accent is my favorite form of English, second only to the Ugandan accent. I can't explain it. Everything just sounds so amazing & mystical. I didn't know English could sound that good.
The best representation of Scotland and England's relationship is the chain on the unicorn. The unicorn is scotlands national animal because it can't be tamed. So on the British crest the lion wears a crown and the unicorn is chained up
I never noticed, bastards!
Except the Unicorn is also wearing a crown and has always been depicted as chained, even in Scotlands own coat of arms. The unicorn is chained by a crown in fact, _probably_ as a reference to the Kings of Scotland using royal power to control the country.
The writing in these early seasons was immaculate. I love seeing Oliver be himself. In the new seasons there seems to be a disconnect between him and the writers, there is no reason for this man to be saying “slayyy” or “yaasss queen”
2014
The UK to Scotland: "If you leave UK you will be outside the EU!"
Scotland: "Oh well, then we better remain in the UK!"
2016
The UK to the EU: "We will leave the EU!"
Yea they might be kicking there ass now
Top ten anime betrayals!
@serendipidus1 That is too cynical. The public of course were the voters and no plan like this was public. Besides, if this was something that was planned by politicians it certainly wouldn't be going like this. It's been a show of ineptitude, not malice (this time).
This aged well
England being perfidious as always
"Scotland may lose the Pound and have to join the currently unstable Euro..."
5 years later...
And the £ is back up
Dan Something but who knows how long it will last
@@aurelien5747 that's my point. Currency valuations are up and down all the time. Though most experts agree once Brexit is done the £ is likely to rise again and level out. And because the € is a cross country currency it is easier to influence and takes longer to bounce back when something bad happens (as do the economies of its users countries)
@@dansomething7742 And back down again.
@@dansomething7742 Actually markets thrive on stability and suffer from uncertainty.
Who's back here in 2021 to get hyped up again?
I can't help but wonder, had the Brexit vote happened before the the Scottish independence vote would the results have been significantly different? I mean I'm an American, telling England to piss off is part of my heritage, and Irish rebel songs are a major feature of playlists.
Most definitely, Scotland only barely voted to remain in the UK, and they voted strongly against brexit
@@Sentient_Blob the turnout at both was significantly different and it was a large margin between yes and no
So it wasnt that close
english hate the irish, all english wish the irish would piss off, but of course they wont because there a fucked up 3rd world country
@@moshemarkholt2948 My undereducated smart parents immigrated from the west of Ireland to America in the early 1900s and met in America.
I grew up poor in the South Bronx (NYC) hearing Irish songs.
Now I hear that the English think the Scots are subhuman and that the Irish are below the Scots.
My brother and I both have highly educated with advanced degrees and both of us have been highly successful.
Maybe the Brits have it wrong.
@@moshemarkholt2948 what?
England: We want our independence.
Scotland: Are we a joke to you?
Ireland: Join the club, laddy.
Wales: It should of been me.
England, Scotland and Ireland: HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
N. Ireland: England’s not so bad
Ireland: Shut Up N. Ireland!
@@johnmartin4119 N. Ireland: oh you wanna go boy!
Boss Umbra amen😂😂😂🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪♥️♥️♥️🏴
Cat Bronchitis in A minor. Brings a tear to my eye every time.
Only one tear? It's raining fucking tears of laughter here in my household!!
lol that's what he said? right on point too
when?
LOL!
teckworks 14:46
I still say they should've kept the queen's body to negotiate for independence
even she hated the english & chose to come to Scotland to die.
Here I am watching this 9 years after the vote. I'm stunned after the history of Scotland that they didn't vote yes. My guess is they were most fearful of the economic repercussions. There's really no other reasons to stay. It should be voted on again.
that and this was before brexit, so leaving the UK would probably mean leaving the EU. which.... yeah.....
no, it's all based on sectarian issues with glasgow rangers fans all voting no because they are ignorant cunts who hate catholics, the rest of the no votes came from pensioners like my mother & aunt who were told their pensions would stop the very next day if they voted yes. that's the facts, the tories & labour lied to pensioners with the help of the BBC & print media, everyone i know voted yes apart from the old folks & arseholes like one of my brothers who claims he's singlehandedly paying for our free prescriptions & free further education course fees, you even get studyiing on the OPEN UNIVERSITY free in Scotland as well as university & college courses while the english pay £9,000 a year.
my kids were in their teens & voted YES, they still would nearly a decade later & hopefully most of those pensioners have died, like five of my older relatives since the vote. any of my nephews & nieces would vote yes too, now they are all in their twenties, especially after the way the SNP dealt with covid rather than following that moron boris & his schemes. we don't need the english, we are better educated, more informed & better people, to us the english are like trump supporters, racist, homophobic misogynists, the kind of people we want nothing to do with.
'A Lot To Explain' - Yeah I tried to do a 'quick' explanation of Scottish history and ended up taking 15 minutes to explain how the Scottish Royal line took over England.
Living in California I don't get to vote.
I had to double check this video to make sure there wasn't anything space related twice. Regardless I hope that Scotland get's its way.
HULLO!
There is a reason that I remained intentionally vague. I have no real knowledge of the goings on so I just was saying that I hope that the country gets' what the majority wants.
Love your videos.
Hey Scott! Quickly! De orbit an astroid and launch it at another astroid!
America: we left the British Empire before it was cool.
Hahaha
Raises hand to say something*
Pulls it back*
Cause you were a bunch of cry babies
Raises hand to say something again*
Pulls it back again*
Well, that attitude certainly isn't going to help keep anyone with Britain.
if present me had gone back and told 2014 me what was going to happen to the UK between then and now I would absolutely have voted to leave. Hindsight is 20/20 eh
indyref 2 could be in a few years if the supreme court rules in favour of allowing an advisory referendum
funny enough in the picture of David Cameron at Oxford, Boris Johnson is sitting in the front row... My how the turn tables
15 minutes with John Oliver taught me more than what a week of school could do
+Kevin De Souza Which is incredibly sad about school... but at least you learned something.
Honestly, the whole school curriculum is bogged down in corruption in the system. They choose what they teach in those schools.
“Oh, I couldn’t possibly”... best line ever!
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I want that on a shirt
I can only imagine how many Scots regret not taking the chance, when they had it.
Definitely need a sequel to this between now and the (possible) IndyRef 2 vote!
5:45 Not 'Liberal', Socialist. John just probably couldn't say that in front of an american audience in case they started bombing Glasgow
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why??
***** Why ? Because it's not a completely fucked up system like USA's is ?
Do they need some freedom?
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You're welcome. - A Canadian
Scyths1 Bro, do you even Sarcasm?
**2014**
🏴: please don’t leave, Scotland. We promise we’ll stay in the EU, and you can benefit from our EU membership.
🏴: or else?
🏴: or else it will be very difficult for you to re-enter the EU.
🏴: alright, I’ll vote no.
**2016**
🏴: pack your bags everyone, we’re leaving the EU!
🏴: WTF?!! You promised-
🏴: Shut up. This was a democratic vote. We’re leaving.
**2020**
🏴: We want to leave.
🏴: No!
🏴: Why?
🏴: That’s un-democratic!
Some nations man 😤
We have England and Scotland issues in America we have corporation vs people issues, to many racial tensions and so on sometimes I wish I could move to mars
It’s just a power struggle
our rights first what I said England and Scotland issues and then I said in America we have then I stated the issues did you not read
It's so fucking depressing, wish I was old enough to vote in the independence referendum, was only a few months of 😭
Clever use of the emojis
We will get it right next time..independence for Scotland
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I'm pretty certain about it, and I'm a yank
That Oxford pic 6:14 of David Cameron also includes Boris Johnson sat on the right.
Throughout history, unicorns were thought of as the only thing that can beat a lion which is England's animal.
Is that why English people, keep on winning over Scotland and England is a far more powerful country. Make no mistake, England is a power in the UK
@@harleyokeefe5193 Dude, I am talking about a mythological creature. Don't get your knickers in a knot.
@@harleyokeefe5193 Alright Englishman time for the thistle
@@harleyokeefe5193
Wow, you sound like you have an ego that’s even more fragile than Trump.
@@harleyokeefe5193 oooooh 😀🏴🙋♂️
"Cameron's problem is that, as a posh, southern Tory, he's seen in Scotland as everything that's wrong with England and the UK"
Boris: Hold my beer
two words: Bullingdon's finest
Scots and Northern English get on my nerves with your inferiority complexes every time you hear an educated voice, I am from london, an Estuary and we are not intimidated by a voice.
@@christineusher6204 an “educated” voice. You just embodied the definition of a superiority complex
@@christineusher6204 The thing the scots don´t like about Cameron is not his accent, it´s his political views. Did you even watch the video?
You know, Boris was actually in that same photo they took of David Cameron at Oxford, I'm fairly certain. He was at least in the same club at Oxford
John’s Scottish accent is everything I never knew I needed.
I think Boris is in that Oxford photo as well
Some of us don't pretend to love bagpipe music. That shit is awesome.
As an American,I'm thankful for AC/DC bringing that sound to my ears
So you’re Scottish and your name is Scott?
Please tell me Star Trek, too. 😋
are you drunk
once you've worked the Edinburgh festival in a tartan shop it becomes much less awesome
Eluveitie is imo a great example of bagpipes used fantastically
The North Remembers.
The south remembers it also but with a lot less of the stuff that made britain look bad *conveniently* forgotten
Winter will come for England one day
Olive Oil how so?
#indyref2 ........
Yes, your great empire that starved, enslaved, looted and started racial and ethnic tensions everywhere. Oh, what a loss.
There is meant to be a second referendum for Scottish independence at the end of 2023.
Nah there willy
It has never been hard to tell the difference between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.
Solar power may not be an option for us but we could power the world with the winds we get
+TheSkullChaser16 Oh yeah! There is wind energy now..and actually..ive seen some amazing(and better) results from wind energy....lol.
+TheSkullChaser16 I totally thought you said the WINGS you get and I was like "What are you guys pegasi now?"
So just break wind for energy.
there are other methods to generate energy that are enourmously cheaper to build and doesn't damage so much the environment. But these methods are so cheap and easy to build energy companies are willing to buy and shut down any company with these ideas, or sending a hitman for the owners.
No fair, that bait's too good. You can't leave it out unbitten...
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What are these better methods, and how might one begin forming plans to detect and destroy the assassins?
I’m Scottish and live in America and when a few years ago I told my friends about what was happening and they said “where would it go?” And I replied with “It would no longer be apart of the UK. It would be an independent country.” And he replied with “ Countries can’t move idiot.” I think he was the real restarted idiot.
Just remember most Americans don't even know that Guam or Puerto Rico are usa territories.
We don't do a good job of teaching geography.
@@GoldLove21 It makes sense that you wouldn't teach people about your occupied imperial possessions. I wouldn't tell my friends I'm a thief either.
sure that happened
Yes and the EU will make Scotland wellcome
@@owainrhysphillips4102 Well technically Puerto Rico just wants to be ratified as a State, they don't feel like imperial possessions, they feel understandably ignored and underrepresented. And Guam was kept specifically because the USA spent most of WW2 fighting off Japanese imperialism in the east, helping to liberate China, Korea, the Philippines and the surrounding island nations, and so the USA wanted to keep a base in the area to help keep tabs on things during the reconstruction to make sure Japan behaved itself and reformed into the upstanding if peculiar member of international society which we know it as today. Similar to Germany. T
Although there are obviously more serious problems than flags when it comes to countries/territories becoming independent, I find it very petty that flags are always a concern. I remember debating with a friend of mine on why the US territories and D.C. should become legitimate states and his only offense to the idea of adding 6 states was that the US flag would need more stars. I mean there are legitimate arguments as to the pros and cons of statehood for each and you literally base your decision on a flag?
Yup, same. I'm from Serbia, who got a new flag after we split up from Montenegro, I think it was 2006, and I'm still not sure what the proper color order on the flag is, but I know damn well I have to spend hours on the border if I want to get to the sea, and we have no seaside ports anymore, negativdly affecting trade.
flags are a symbol of the totality of a country and its being. it seems stupid but in reality it is immensely important
"The restaurant of history is switching to its dinner menu." is a perfect line 😂
Fun fact: After they repealed the ban on kilts, a new highland dance was made called the Seann Triubhas (meaning: Sean’s trousers). The dance involved many movements indicative of shaking and sliding off pants. As a qualified high-level highland dancer I can say that you can really tell how happy the Scots were when they made this dance.
The Scottish unicorn is also on the Great Britain crest...chained to the ground. While the lion (England) wears a crown and looks victorious.
Emily Erickson Who the fuck cares what's on the crest...?
Alex Senna Anyone who wants to know what the Union is all about.
And on Canada's coat of arms, The Lion and the Unicorn are fighting over a crown.
+The Arctic Gamer The unicorn in that respect representing France. xD
Though to be honest, we should give the separatists a portion of Quebec (Like a small area in the middle which is difficult to reach by car or boat) in which they can rule as they like behind a sealed border, and those Quebecois who wish to remain part of Canada (and who aren't just for wanting my hometown of Ottawa and the rest of the country to bend over backwards for them) the province of Quebec. Then we can start moving forward again.
InuKun2008
At least we can all agree:
Fuck Alberta.
I say we kick out Alberta and force all the Quebecois to move back to France. If they hate Canada so much and love to speak French, just move to fucking France!
Scotland should really become an independent republic!
We need independence 🏴🏴🏴🏴
@Shayne Madhlangobe yeah, a brexit, COVID, and a Boris Johnson ago. Yes is supported by 58% of the Scottish people and Nicola sturgeon is the most popular political leader in the uk.
"The only flower I like is a flower that can pierce an Englishman's Throat!"
Silly bint🤫
Fecking bampot.
😂😂😂😂 Gallus
5:27
@@Jake-sn6wj it's even based on colonialism!
Watching this in 2020, it seems kind of odd, that there’s an audience laughing in the background
Those bagpipers were standing too close to each other too. ;)
Its better without the outdated 'forced to laugh' live audiance.
Ryan, Not only are the bagpipers standing too close together, but that's a lot of air circulation they're moving around without masks. Speaking of masks, the Parliament isn't doing so well with that either.
Alexander & Unknown, I agree. He took a while to get used to it, had some awkward pauses and such. Now, though, he's much better at it and I definitely prefer it. Same with Stephen Colbert. Whether it's a live audience or a laughtrack doesn't matter, it just feels wrong now.
I came to say this, but know it deeply in my heart that it's already been said
Independence from The UK is the world’s most popular festival.
"'better together' is not a great name for a campaign"
prescient words, John
Is it possible to change nation animals? We should make America change from a boring ordinary bald eagle to a bald eagle *gryphon*. Fuck, that'd be awesome.
What about a bald Fenix.
YEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS
+frobie54
To a Peter Griffin....
+xinic5 I agree completely
DaniloThePopa
And Canada has the beaver... lol
Scotland chose the unicorn because they eat lions in Greek mythology. Lions were historically England’s choice for their national animal as shown on the coat of arms.
That is very petty
Awesome! I love the Scots for that move!
I think it has more to do with the fact that in Celtic mythology the unicorn represents endurance, healing, gentleness, fertility, and also a protector against evil.
There aren't any unicorns in Greek mythology. Writers from the 1800 instead ascribed the Unicorn's symbolism to the fact that it can't be captured or tamed.
@@PavarottiAardvark
Weren't unicorns also symbolism to phallic stuff?
The unicorn could only calm down if he was allowed to 'rest his head in a virgin's lap' in the forest.
I'm fairly sure the unicorn symbolises a (pretty) penis.
John, can we get an update on this?
We should support Scottish independence
I do. Scottish independence and Irish reunification! Then England and Wales can do whatever the f*** they want.
No we shouldn't.
Scotland🏴 needs freedom
@@syhuhjk Scotland already is free.
@@rangersmetalatheist9392 Scotland overwhelmingly voted remain in the EU, yet is being dragged through Brexit by an England-dominated UK parliament whose members have outright voiced hostility towards Scotland and recently outright blocked legislature that was about to pass in Scottish Parliament. What part of that is freedom?
Is it just me or does Parliament look like it has more fun than Congress?
Trust me it's not fun
ackbarfan5556 They have more fun but they get equally little actually done, too busy having dissing matches
Kieran EK congress gets fuck all done
ackbarfan5556 No, they just insult each other and argue like children in a hall where things like clapping are banned, and you can only be guaranteed a seat if you attend morning prayers
Kieran EK It's always been loud in the Commons. Though I guess that clip is from PMQ's when the house is full. They do get stuff done in other rooms like in Westminster Hall and in Committee meetings. Though most stuff is decided by the EU now so...
I'm actually quite proud of our national animal. Unicorns are awesome
No dragons. But close.
Phoenix would be pretty cool too.
Exactly. Me too.
Aye!
Until you see Wales one.
This is suddenly relevant again in 2021.
The unicorn in mythology is the only animal that can kill the lion(England)
As a descendant of Edward I (Hammer of the Scots), I say free Scotland. They should have their independence. Especially after seeing Cameron obvious disdain for them.
I don,t have strong feelings either way but using David Cameron as a reason to vote yes seems short sighted as David Cameron is temporary. Its like the idiots in the u.s. who say they'll leave the country if a president they don't like is elected.
scotland may be screw when the oil runs out... but ireland is slowly climbing .. slow very slow but climbing
von king It's the past hundreds of years that makes the Scots want to leave, not Cameron. We (Norway) were ruled by others for hundreds of years too, but doing much better on our own, and we are very similar to Scotland. We have fish, oil, an independent mind, and we both like (as the americans would call it) liberal politics (that has serves us very well). :)
Economically you would be dead alone.
Tell that to Salmond, who has done his damnedest to make this a referendum on the Tories
His impression of the mother with her coffee cup is hilarious.
I love Scotland. I'm half English, half American, raised in the US, and I love England and and Scotland both. I have been to both countries several times. Scotland has a magical quality to it. I'm glad they didn't leave the UK but I totally understand why they feel the way they do, given the history.
"Variously willing members"... Such a British way to put it....