Scandals: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • The 2016 presidential race is teeming with raisins. Sorry…scandals.
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  • @JohnSmith-qn3ob
    @JohnSmith-qn3ob Před 7 lety +2221

    Abandon all hope, ye who enter the comment section

  • @dr.debajyotibose2928
    @dr.debajyotibose2928 Před 7 lety +1290

    and that is why Bernie was the best choice.

    • @JoshIdstein
      @JoshIdstein Před 7 lety +21

      Maybe in 2020.
      Besides a lot of his campaign promises made it into Hillary 's plans, like continuing universal health care and making college free.

    • @Nikkerman
      @Nikkerman Před 7 lety +53

      lol clinton isn't going to do those things, we all know this, she is too much of a lier

    • @JoshIdstein
      @JoshIdstein Před 7 lety +31

      I'm Blackman You didn't watch the video, did you?
      You can call her a liar all you want, everyone who has worked with her claims she's the kind of woman who gets shit done.
      That seems like a better choice to the indebted fascist orange megalomaniac who uses his Penis as a talking point, IMHO.
      At least if she doesn't do a good job, it will be over after four years. If he gets into power, that's what you'll be stuck with. People like him don't just go away. They find a way to abolish democracy.

    • @537monster
      @537monster Před 7 lety +17

      Not really relevant anymore, focus on the fucking issue at hand. Keeping Trump out of the White House.

    • @tenacious645
      @tenacious645 Před 7 lety +4

      What democracy? Impeachment is still a thing. Trump would get kicked out pretty quickly if he's elected.

  • @ray4102
    @ray4102 Před 4 lety +3782

    2020: *laughter that turns into sobbing*

    • @Lydia13778
      @Lydia13778 Před 3 lety +57

      watching this at half way through 2020 makes me depressed

    • @georgedarkrender388
      @georgedarkrender388 Před 3 lety +4

      @Disruptive Bee love you Hillary, ready to see Nancy.

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech Před 3 lety +2

      Zachary Thoroman
      Nancy who?

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech Před 3 lety +12

      Zachary Thoroman
      Also: vote for Joe. He’s the Democratic nominee. If you want Trump gone, you can’t vote for a third party. They don’t stand a chance.
      Joe wasn’t your first choice? Wasn’t mine either. But he and Bernie (see Bernie’s track record for being FOR treating people fairly, it’s very good), and to a marginally lesser extent Warren and a couple others I can’t even remember anymore, have my confidence in their good intent.

    • @thijsdaenen4980
      @thijsdaenen4980 Před 3 lety

      Espacialy Flinn

  • @panpluto13
    @panpluto13 Před 3 lety +2761

    "She lied"
    Well thank god we dont have a liar in office.

    • @culturedcrazygirl
      @culturedcrazygirl Před 3 lety +23

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @weshall557
      @weshall557 Před 3 lety +3

      And we won't. Biden will lose.

    • @panpluto13
      @panpluto13 Před 3 lety +154

      @@weshall557 shhhhh go to bed, child.

    • @weshall557
      @weshall557 Před 3 lety +1

      @@panpluto13 Truth burns don't it Mrs. CNN puppet?

    • @panpluto13
      @panpluto13 Před 3 lety +191

      @@weshall557 if you can't see that trump lies, then there is no need to talk to you.

  • @sakketin
    @sakketin Před 7 lety +1147

    Why couldn't you Americans just feel the Bern?

    • @dice.brain.
      @dice.brain. Před 7 lety +30

      sorry about us capitalist pigs not understand how to politics

    • @NobodyYouKnowBud
      @NobodyYouKnowBud Před 7 lety +92

      Well, the answer to that is another Hillary scandal.

    • @vincentblack7166
      @vincentblack7166 Před 7 lety +34

      Jamming InDaStreets the corrupt DNC is why

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese Před 7 lety +12

      Cuz they like to be fat.

    • @bri6985
      @bri6985 Před 7 lety +24

      they do, the system is rigged... it berns ;)

  • @alexl1178
    @alexl1178 Před 7 lety +944

    Going to automatically skip the comments for this video.
    Logical and rational viewers beware, it's a minefield of orange trolls down there.

    • @MrSmackel
      @MrSmackel Před 7 lety +31

      Many of us are actually lefties who dont need to be told Trump is bad. We're just watching a once enjoyable show dig its own grave, and blantantly omit critical elements of systemic corruption.
      Really. His segments on Hillary are like watching someone navigate a minefield.

    • @DaCanadianIdiot
      @DaCanadianIdiot Před 7 lety +16

      Yeah he really kept brushing everything off for Hillary, even though in the beginning he made it sound like he was going to criticize both candidates. I get this is a left leaning show, but this was just over the top biased.
      Also when are people going to talk actual policies? I'm just tired of the 24/7 personal attacks.

    • @tnoldon
      @tnoldon Před 7 lety +3

      It's all liberal bias and he acts as if Hillary is some golden angel and plays off all the terrible things she does.

    • @Gravitynaut
      @Gravitynaut Před 7 lety +3

      Kuroda Cursus
      At this point, the most accurate things in his videos are his opening descriptions of the election, not because of anything wrong with the content itself, but because that's literally what this whole thing has reduced America to. And considering how passionate and unforgiving your average CZcams comments section is...
      well, good luck to anyone who tries to read any of it for more than five minutes at a time.

    • @shikkaba
      @shikkaba Před 7 lety +4

      But... but... you're IN the comment section. How do you skip it when you fall in face first?

  • @paulmariondemapelis8180
    @paulmariondemapelis8180 Před 4 lety +1360

    Currently May 2020, you underestimated the number of Trump's raisins. :(

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech Před 3 lety +5

      Herdan
      There are very good sources, AP and Reuter’s being THE top two, and I for one would say that NPR/PBS is very good.

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech Před 3 lety +4

      Herdan
      1) remind me what jingoism is?
      2) it’s AP (the Associated Press), not APB - but that was a typo, wasn’t it?
      3) really? Eh, okay, maybe Reuter’s is only good for covering the western world, or maybe you’re wrong about them being bad outside of the west - either way, that means that when discussing domestic issues, they should be considered reliable.
      4) yeah... cable news isn’t that great... Fox is by far the worst (right-wing), followed (but not closely) by CNN and MSNBC (left-wing) - MSNBC, not to be confused with NBC, which, while not as reliable as most long-standing print outlets, is decent.

    • @parsnipguy2986
      @parsnipguy2986 Před 3 lety +3

      i like raisins (this is not a metaphor, trump can suck it, but raisins are still ok)

    • @basedmuscleman6539
      @basedmuscleman6539 Před 2 lety +2

      @@parsnipguy2986 that’s awesome parsnip guy

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE Před rokem +9

      And come August 2022, he apparently took truckloads of classified papers to his FL residence

  • @hakasims
    @hakasims Před 3 lety +746

    I was startled by that “your dad texts you the letter Q” joke, not gonna lie

    • @SomePersonInTheWorld
      @SomePersonInTheWorld Před 3 lety +98

      John Oliver predicted Qanon confirmed?

    • @ms.intrigue7454
      @ms.intrigue7454 Před 3 lety +44

      I hadn’t even noticed that, but OH MY GOD

    • @ultimatehawkeyefangirl
      @ultimatehawkeyefangirl Před 3 lety +53

      He just keeps predicting the future. *sigh* We really should just start a cult around him and hope for the best

    • @avedic
      @avedic Před 3 lety +27

      5:07 Shit.....that joke hits different today.
      To say the least.....

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Před 2 lety

      @@SomePersonInTheWorld John Oliver is Qanon confirmed?

  • @RainbowCupcake9
    @RainbowCupcake9 Před 7 lety +1477

    I miss my dude Bernie 😪

    • @MaghoxFr
      @MaghoxFr Před 7 lety +6

      He's kissing Clinton's ass.

    • @lokenn812
      @lokenn812 Před 7 lety +65

      Ya he got cheated out of the nomination. Terrible.

    • @azgrm
      @azgrm Před 7 lety +3

      Yeah. Not nearly enough votes to win, almost as if enough people voted for his opponent that she won.

    • @Hammster69official
      @Hammster69official Před 7 lety +10

      #VoteBlueNoMatterWho Then your dude Bernie will become significantly more powerful in Congress.

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum Před 7 lety +4

      Then vote for progressives on down-ballot elections

  • @bartkatastroof6150
    @bartkatastroof6150 Před 7 lety +840

    he is a comedian with an opinion, he has every right to have a bias

    • @Gguy061
      @Gguy061 Před 7 lety +47

      I like how its people who claim to be defenders of free speech who are attacking him

    • @weegeeman13
      @weegeeman13 Před 7 lety +15

      How is it interrupting free speech to claim bias?

    • @antopolskiy
      @antopolskiy Před 7 lety +5

      it doesn't, that's exactly the point.

    • @diddliewinks3486
      @diddliewinks3486 Před 7 lety +12

      That bias should be disclosed that HBO is a donator to Clinton, which they didn't.
      Do you think that would change the minds of some people watch this. Yeah.
      Objectively, this piece was very soft on Clinton with the facts it provided while going very in depth on Trump. Anyone with a brain would realize they're trying to manipulate your views.

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 Před 7 lety +32

      Are you fucking high? Did you watch the video? He went into depth in everything Trumpites bitch about. Do you know something the world doesn't?

  • @dutchah91
    @dutchah91 Před 3 lety +1145

    John: “Okay, so I need…”
    HBO: “Jesus, what now?”
    John: “…a shit ton of raisins.”
    HBO: “Okay, sure, why not.”

    • @fabiomcderp6631
      @fabiomcderp6631 Před 2 lety +18

      Oh thank god we don’t have to make the world largest marble cake with a authoritarian world leader falling off his horse again

    • @moralfuxery
      @moralfuxery Před 2 lety +31

      You know they're ready and willing. Everytime this man does something like that it kills. Oliver is a f'n legend 👑

    • @OneWhoLivesThere
      @OneWhoLivesThere Před 2 lety +29

      Think of all the lonely bran flakes out there, wondering when their raisins will come home.

    • @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095
      @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095 Před rokem +1

      I wonder if they gave them out to homeless people after the show.

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Před rokem +16

      @@hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095 First of all, those raisins went on the floor. The homeless don't want it.
      Second of all, raisins are not a food and the homeless do not want it. Raisins are a punishment for children who feel joy when they hold a "chocolate chip" "cookie".

  • @matthewjarek3026
    @matthewjarek3026 Před 3 lety +561

    Getting texted “Q” 10 times by your Dad takes on a horrifying new meaning now. One problem gone, another takes its place I guess.

  • @Amaury1514
    @Amaury1514 Před 7 lety +693

    I will never under stand how ppl can say "I like him because he's not a politician" like uhh is that a good thing?? Do you call a plumber to fix your cable. It's the stupidest argument.
    Edit: since the ppl in the CZcams community are all English teachers I fixed my mistake "plumper" to "plumber".

    • @ramius4689
      @ramius4689 Před 7 lety +55

      What's worse is that he uses all a politician's tricks ... but to a degree never seen before. His slogan ought to be "You think politicians are tricky, sneaky, conniving people? Wait 'till you see how much better I am at it than they are."

    • @jcappstore12345
      @jcappstore12345 Před 7 lety +8

      a politician isnt a skill or profession. the establishment is broken! destroy the establishment and start from scratch. Hitlery is the establishment and Trump is a grenade.

    • @TheDragogiovanni
      @TheDragogiovanni Před 7 lety +4

      Yeah because politicians like Clinton are doing such a great job. You dont understand because you worship the bullshit people like her... Politics is business btw and you are a moron if you dont see that.

    • @anessone
      @anessone Před 7 lety +3

      That's such a dumb argument since inevitably when you destroy something much like a bone the crums will be missing and will be even harder to put back together in a food way. Why flip the chair over if you can redesign it?

    • @maylenemiller6562
      @maylenemiller6562 Před 7 lety +1

      don't know if you thoroughly read that persons comment but they never said that they supported Hillary, how about stop trying to put shade where shade is not needed

  • @zakorkaz
    @zakorkaz Před 7 lety +1294

    I'm still voting for Gary Johnson. Fuck the two party system.

    • @leaht7455
      @leaht7455 Před 7 lety +82

      Yeah I was disappointed with this episode. I've been hoping he would rip a hole in our two party system but instead he just fed into it.

    • @martinsriber7760
      @martinsriber7760 Před 7 lety +87

      As long as you have electoral college, you are pretty much stuck with two party system. Just elect president directly like normal people.

    • @ms_scribbles
      @ms_scribbles Před 7 lety +164

      A vote for Gary Johnson is a vote for Trump. Congratulations.

    • @VitaminMePlease
      @VitaminMePlease Před 7 lety +47

      this man doesn't even know what global warming is. HOW??

    • @chasquared4588
      @chasquared4588 Před 7 lety +93

      It's like the World Series is down to two teams, and you're a parent demanding that your kid's Pee Wee team be allowed to play.

  • @ellendavis9272
    @ellendavis9272 Před 3 lety +821

    If I had a nickel for every time Donald Trump used his charity foundation funds to buy a portrait of himself, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

    • @mikotomisaka8714
      @mikotomisaka8714 Před 2 lety +15

      Think of it this way. Those are just the one ones you know about. Have you seen the most recent footage of the amount of bobbleheads and figurines of himself he has? And a sculpture of Mt. Rushmore that has his head added to it!!

    • @cleffa173
      @cleffa173 Před 2 lety +8

      @@mikotomisaka8714 They were referencing Phineas and Ferb.

    • @mikotomisaka8714
      @mikotomisaka8714 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cleffa173 Well it's not an episode I'm familiar with then.

    • @theeccentric7263
      @theeccentric7263 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mikotomisaka8714 it's a meme

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub Před 2 lety

      @@mikotomisaka8714 I think it's from the movie.

  • @AnotherMovieStudio
    @AnotherMovieStudio Před 3 lety +185

    I like to think they’re still finding raisins in the studio to this day.

    • @lunari64_
      @lunari64_ Před 3 lety +10

      Oh god, probably

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST Před 2 lety +8

      "Okay, that puts us to 10K raisins and five - still not enough to account for one of each and every Trump scandal since 2016 until this very day, but..at least we know our estimate was closer."

  • @margaretmattina9851
    @margaretmattina9851 Před 7 lety +2408

    A Blind Trust is how his supporters vote.

    • @22Famine22
      @22Famine22 Před 7 lety +10

      AYEEE

    • @llyrghmnghyll
      @llyrghmnghyll Před 7 lety +20

      NO, you are controlling them on behalf of Donald Trump to make it look like Hillary is controlling them on behalf of me - Drake - the true ruler of the world.
      or you can accept that conspiracies are mostly bullshit.

    • @nataliedenton1299
      @nataliedenton1299 Před 7 lety +2

      LMAO

    • @josemedrano5819
      @josemedrano5819 Před 7 lety +1

      Drake Depew ñcost rica conestXo unidos

    • @YouJustGotAnimated
      @YouJustGotAnimated Před 7 lety +28

      mus5599
      Looks like nobody actually answered your question, but yes, Snopes is possibly the most trustworthy website on the internet. They have amazing investigative journalists that look for nothing but the facts. Those "emails" were completely false.

  • @Francismars96
    @Francismars96 Před 5 lety +2952

    You can still see the slight glimmer of hope in his eyes here, what an innocent time. sleep well children, for ye know not what cometh

    • @chrisdumea961
      @chrisdumea961 Před 4 lety +30

      I have an idea...start learning how to speak Russian

    • @jamesgreen4212
      @jamesgreen4212 Před 4 lety +8

      Game Over now

    • @osu-fq5co
      @osu-fq5co Před 4 lety +2

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    • @2DRonaldo
      @2DRonaldo Před 4 lety +17

      @@chrisdumea961 I prefer not to know what the Russian firing squad are saying when they shoot me in the Chest.
      Gives me the imagination to think.. "They're saying nice things to me before they shoot me" Rather than the obvious "Aim, Fire!".

    • @montcliffeekuban1335
      @montcliffeekuban1335 Před 4 lety +1

      Darth Fluffy 😂😂

  • @rachel4167
    @rachel4167 Před rokem +28

    Writing this in October 2022, we truly had no idea what would happen. Election denials, an insurrection, so much shit. The laughter from this has turned into sobbing

  • @Skeeter0218
    @Skeeter0218 Před 3 lety +50

    How astute of John to predict that my Dad would be texting the letter Q a lot recently

  • @ChristianNeihart
    @ChristianNeihart Před 7 lety +465

    Thank you, John Oliver, for being the voice of reason.

    • @thejquinn
      @thejquinn Před 7 lety +12

      Not like there is an extreme bias because Time Warner is Hillarys eighth biggest donor

    • @ChristianNeihart
      @ChristianNeihart Před 7 lety +28

      Keep banging that drum, pal. It's not like Russia is helping the Annoying Orange or that said Annoying Orange is the worst option imaginable.

    • @rodneywarren1905
      @rodneywarren1905 Před 7 lety +19

      We need more voices of reason in this comment section. I am glad he has 10 times more up votes than down votes though.

    • @YGTMYFT
      @YGTMYFT Před 7 lety +29

      *voice of raisin :D

    • @MillCityJam
      @MillCityJam Před 7 lety +3

      +Justin Quinn - Extreme bias? Haha. It appears that you can't realize that Trump is a complete fraud. You're been punked.

  • @Chavezoid
    @Chavezoid Před 7 lety +410

    Seeing those raisins go to waste makes me sad

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 Před 7 lety +2

      and i need the fiber...

    • @larushka1
      @larushka1 Před 7 lety +14

      Chavezoid Maybe they were old and dried out and no good to eat.

    • @Chavezoid
      @Chavezoid Před 7 lety

      larushka1 ....maybe, but the probabilities are that the production team simply ordered a bunch of raisins from the supermarket, instead of investing time in finding the store that had old, dried out ones that were not good to eat.

    • @BeccaLynn8024
      @BeccaLynn8024 Před 7 lety +2

      I wouldn't know for sure, but maybe larushka1 is right. Maybe they just ordered defective batches of raisins from a company. I see your concern though

    • @Chavezoid
      @Chavezoid Před 7 lety

      Becca Lynn ...That's what I'm curious about though. What company specializes in selling food that's not good to eat for production purposes? Maybe one exists, but it seems improbable.

  • @mellenclark7798
    @mellenclark7798 Před 3 lety +154

    4 years later and we still dont have answers for the Swiss file transfer

  • @Nol.
    @Nol. Před 3 lety +36

    John Oliver single-handedly saving the raisin industry

  • @miralhanda8692
    @miralhanda8692 Před 6 lety +1602

    the swiss file transfer joke was genius!

    • @lucidity1230
      @lucidity1230 Před 6 lety +124

      Lol, I fell for it. I hadn't heard of it before, but I just thought it was one of those trivial things I didn't pay attention to back in my teen years.

    • @khm8910
      @khm8910 Před 5 lety +82

      It really makes you rethink how republicans spoke about her scandals.

    • @corriblehunt4554
      @corriblehunt4554 Před 5 lety +6

      it's the same joke format that he uses every episode

    • @khm8910
      @khm8910 Před 5 lety +62

      Corrible Hunt if it ain’t broke....

    • @AOverload
      @AOverload Před 5 lety +54

      @@corriblehunt4554 Same basic format, yes, but it's typically about a map or a person's physical appearance; it's not often he creates a whole new story with the same intent as his maps.

  • @JackCaliber
    @JackCaliber Před 7 lety +428

    "Is mayonnaise a blind trust?"

    • @BorksmithandTheBeef
      @BorksmithandTheBeef Před 7 lety +30

      "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not a blind trust."

    • @traiton6653
      @traiton6653 Před 7 lety +8

      "It is better than Donald Trump"

    • @BorksmithandTheBeef
      @BorksmithandTheBeef Před 7 lety +12

      Traiton "Mayonnaise is actually enjoyed by people without causing horrifying political fallout and lawsuits, so yes!"

    • @billy-joes6851
      @billy-joes6851 Před 7 lety +2

      No it's a kind of food spread , it makes your ass fat .

    • @StaticSleet
      @StaticSleet Před 7 lety +22

      _Raises Hand_ "Horseradish is not a blind trust either."

  • @thedogmancaper
    @thedogmancaper Před 4 lety +265

    I am typing this from the year 2020. People of the past: you're not going to believe the shit that's about to go down.

    • @joeym5272
      @joeym5272 Před 3 lety +10

      Bro u dont even know

    • @mrnice81
      @mrnice81 Před 3 lety +7

      People of the future: don't judge us for believing it couldn't get any worse ... we didn't know any better.

    • @calebhamilton-keene9822
      @calebhamilton-keene9822 Před 3 lety +1

      Bruh. Shit's been wild

    • @neonsashimidream1075
      @neonsashimidream1075 Před 3 lety +5

      Wow and this is from 7 months ago. Even you had no idea friend. Wah wah wahhhhhh

    • @Alexey79568
      @Alexey79568 Před 3 lety +2

      And this is from 1 week ago. Reading this after Ruth Bader Ginsburg died: You dont even know how fucked up things can get...

  • @jatindhamecha2725
    @jatindhamecha2725 Před 3 lety +132

    It's really beyond my level of understanding. People of United States elected a guy with list of scandals, who managed to fall into more scandals while he was a president, got impeached and YET more people voted for him in 2020 than 2016. It's either that he was extremely good at fooling people or a lot of people were stupid enough to be fooled by someone like him.

    • @ApocalypticJoker
      @ApocalypticJoker Před 3 lety +8

      Fuckin' Murica👌

    • @joshuaj1110
      @joshuaj1110 Před 2 lety

      Both. It's definitely both stupidity/ignorance and cunning to fool people. The republican party/GOP use fear to manipulate and control their constituents. Everything on "Faux news" is based on making you feel fear, constant reporting on crime, immigration, terrorism, "liberals trying to break up your family" etc, Trump played into it and his voters loved it.

    • @mattgowrie8580
      @mattgowrie8580 Před rokem +1

      Or its that out of the 2 worst candidates, he was better. Have you actually listened to how authoritarian her policies are?

    • @AshkanKiani
      @AshkanKiani Před rokem +1

      @@mattgowrie8580 oy vey

    • @archdiangelo7930
      @archdiangelo7930 Před rokem

      In 2016 he had the benefit of Hillary being completely out-of-touch and not appealing to young voters even slightly, while Trump was riding the ridiculous meme factory of his candidacy and the charismatic facade he'd been cultivating for decades. By 2020 he had developed a borderline cult comprised of people with terminal tunnel vision, ignorant old people, *literally* violently partisan idiots, actual bigots, and everything in between, but he had garnered so much hate from those of us who actually have half a brain cell and could see how much of an incompetent jackass he really was that his cult, try as they might, couldn't save him from the hand of democracy. He's been a menace of every genuine patriot in America for the better part of half a decade now, but at least he's finally out of office. My only hope is that he gets imprisoned for all the various crimes he's committed both in and out of office...

  • @xamzax
    @xamzax Před 5 lety +2083

    This --- is much, much sadder in 2019.

    • @ariehill5631
      @ariehill5631 Před 4 lety +43

      @Zzzzeyd you didn't listen to literally anything in the video did you? Amazing

    • @tyjoy6111
      @tyjoy6111 Před 4 lety +5

      NAH HE IMPEACHED WE WINNING

    • @soverytired6152
      @soverytired6152 Před 4 lety +96

      try watching in 2020. . .

    • @erica.7231
      @erica.7231 Před 4 lety +21

      Only if Clinton didn't try to screw over bernie sanders back then tsk tsk tsk

    • @thomas5076
      @thomas5076 Před 4 lety +18

      I want to cry in 2020

  • @relativelygoodlookingjack7728

    "You're gonna have to swallow ten or we're all gonna be eating this shit for years."
    That pretty much sums up why I've decided to bite the bullet and go against Trump...

    • @MrRoflchoppa
      @MrRoflchoppa Před 7 lety +70

      i feel you man Hillary is a snake and has done a lot of bad shit but the amount of bad things trump has done could fill up a fucking phone book

    • @mariaines3129
      @mariaines3129 Před 7 lety +2

      Relatively Good Looking Ja
      V ptyuuiioloopooolpppiiuukjytyukllllñ.

    • @relativelygoodlookingjack7728
      @relativelygoodlookingjack7728 Před 7 lety +18

      Should I call a doctor?

    • @relativelygoodlookingjack7728
      @relativelygoodlookingjack7728 Před 7 lety +34

      You don't need to be American to judge the people that lead your neighbor countries. You may not have the right to choose, but everyone is allowed to have an opinion, after all it is often the spectators that have the most objective view as they don't inherently have a side in the conflict.
      Trigger Alert: the following is my view on this issue and should in no way hurt anyone's butt.
      While Hillary has been known to lie on her stances, her motives are clear, money and corporations. It's shit, but you know what to expect as the puppeteers that control her have always been after the same thing, yet they know how politics work so they will play carefully as not to collapse the country they profit off of.
      In the other hand Trump is as Oliver says: Ethically compromised, he has no regard for the country itself so long as a handful of people agree with him, he has already started shit with other countries and he's not even the president.
      America being one of the most powerful nations would become extremely dangerous for other nations and for itself if a man with the behavior of an 8 year old and the temper of a racist grandma leads it.
      America technically didn't miss out on Sanders, he was taken away by the political system, Sanders crushed Hillary and Trump in terms of popular vote, but the voice of the people is outweighed by a handful of delegates and super delegates when it comes to the final decision.
      Good luck to 2017's America and good luck to the rest of the world if that clown becomes president.

    • @R3ach4Th3Sky
      @R3ach4Th3Sky Před 7 lety +11

      Aiden F. We need to start a write in campaign for Bernie Sanders.

  • @rammohan5110
    @rammohan5110 Před 4 lety +75

    HBO: How many raisins do you need?
    John: Yes

  • @cachavez3835
    @cachavez3835 Před 3 lety +16

    It’s crazy watching this almost 5 years later. He wasn’t kidding about those raisins.

  • @SiyabongaAfrica
    @SiyabongaAfrica Před 6 lety +2693

    John Oliver's segments make for good repeat viewing these days

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 Před 6 lety +34

      Siyabonga Africa
      They're even more irritating now then they were then. We knew all this shit about Trump yet he was elected anyway.

    • @suntzu3541
      @suntzu3541 Před 5 lety +2

      If you like being propagandized, then sure!

    • @rrt4511
      @rrt4511 Před 5 lety +9

      John Oliver is full of shit, tried to make all of the Hillary stuff look nice. Shes a mass murderer, she is responsible for thousands of killed people in Lybia

    • @calebross8174
      @calebross8174 Před 5 lety +6

      Siyabonga Africa yeah, past 4 days been rewatching a lot of them. I forgot how good the standard testing segment was...

    • @NewhamMatt
      @NewhamMatt Před 5 lety +4

      Ah, it was another time. We were so optimistic...

  • @Draezeth
    @Draezeth Před 7 lety +214

    Don't be so hard on John, guys. We know that if he says anything true about Hillary, he's liable to meet with an unfortunate... accident.

    • @TheWaross
      @TheWaross Před 7 lety +2

      +Melissa D yeah,no, go read about it a little bit more before talking about it. even though I would like Trump to win. Never saw a country so close to mine get into a bloody cival war

    • @danseiter1682
      @danseiter1682 Před 7 lety +6

      His argument is just as nuanced as most H-bots, "if you aren't caught or you use every loophole imaginable to do acts that are criminal for everyone else then there is no technical fault with our candidate". Fuck that, she is a criminal, she's just too fucking connected to allow the law to touch her.

    • @danseiter1682
      @danseiter1682 Před 7 lety +1

      therealnightwriter You say that now, but see what happens if Hillary implodes anymore and they try to claim she has a landslide win

    • @nater2121
      @nater2121 Před 7 lety +3

      Try 18 U.S. Code § 793, it doesn't require "willfully and unlawfully". Negligence is enough, and a max of 15 years.

    • @Cometpluto
      @Cometpluto Před 7 lety +2

      You think she'll kill him? Seriously?

  • @jeronimo486
    @jeronimo486 Před 4 lety +107

    Seems like you guys are about to order a second giant batch of raisins this november.

    • @OrigamiMarie
      @OrigamiMarie Před 3 lety +4

      I'm afraid we might. I'm starting to see a little bit of hope in the numbers about unhappiness with Trump over the past month or so, but meh, it's only a tiny little flicker of hope. Meanwhile, we're trapped in here.

    • @birdn4t0r7
      @birdn4t0r7 Před 3 lety

      given the fact that they're all probably going to have to be sent to his house, i wouldn't be surprised if he'd have to keep his kids away with a stick

    • @OrigamiMarie
      @OrigamiMarie Před 3 lety +3

      @@birdn4t0r7 oh actually that's a good point, but for a different reason: you need a fun, complex rig to make it rain raisins like that, and he's not going to be able to do that at home.
      Also, of course, stuff's gonna be a lot more obviously dire if he gets reelected.

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur Před 3 lety

      Narrator: they did not.

    • @jeronimo486
      @jeronimo486 Před 3 lety

      @@thebestcentaur You can't possibly imagine how glad I am that I was wrong.

  • @BlackTearDrop
    @BlackTearDrop Před 3 lety +32

    I wish they did this kind of investigating in how the DNC treated Bernie during 2016. Seeing a last week tonight breakdown would have been very cool.

    • @MohamedSayed-wp3fv
      @MohamedSayed-wp3fv Před 3 lety

      @@martingoldfreed2627 Not really, maybe it's just because you only watch these CZcams segments instead of the full episode but he did make multiple jokes about Hillary during the campaign whenever she did a joke that failed or said something that was slightly wrong.
      And besides, she's not as "interesting" as trump (same could be said about dems and republicans in general) and you gotta remember this is a comedy show and she doesn't produce as much "material" as the donald

    • @martingoldfreed2627
      @martingoldfreed2627 Před 3 lety

      @@MohamedSayed-wp3fv Yes apologies, I believe you are correct.

  • @MrTomek1112
    @MrTomek1112 Před 7 lety +324

    Ladz, if you support Donald Trump, good for you. But don't try to defend him in the comments, especially after watching this video.

    • @MrTomek1112
      @MrTomek1112 Před 7 lety +29

      Half of the things said about Hillary are clearly false and I'm not defending Hillary, I'm not even from America, but she is going to be the new president and thats that

    • @z0ro_62
      @z0ro_62 Před 7 lety +1

      right now it looks like it will go to the house unless someone buys them electoral votes new York already made up there minds that there voting Hillary regardless of what the people of new York want

    • @z0ro_62
      @z0ro_62 Před 7 lety

      right now it looks like it will go to the house unless someone buys them electoral votes new York already made up there minds that there voting Hillary regardless of what the people of new York want

    • @mattgoodwin953
      @mattgoodwin953 Před 7 lety +12

      John Oliver is clearly in Clinton's corner. He's been co-opted, sadly.

    • @kendon0923
      @kendon0923 Před 7 lety +1

      Wtf you mean regardless of what the people of NY want. It's the people that fucking vote.

  • @Thrillseeker8922
    @Thrillseeker8922 Před 7 lety +503

    Oliver destroys Trump every single time.

    • @Kozar33
      @Kozar33 Před 7 lety +15

      You're just ignorant.

    • @kyopathy6236
      @kyopathy6236 Před 7 lety +4

      Kozar You're just incredibly stupid then

    • @soulful41
      @soulful41 Před 7 lety +10

      Chill dude, you sound like an angry Trump supporter. Why the fuck do you have to use the word slaves? No wonder people say that Trump supporters are racists and bigots, you just proved their point.
      You show no respect for other people's opinions, you just ridicule. I am a white liberal who believes that people should be treated with respect, does that make me bad? No, it is written in our Constitution. Justice and Freedom for all. That's bad?? Again, in our Constitution. You have read the Constitution haven't you?
      Again, who the hell do you think you are? Take a look in the mirror, you have anger issues and you don't make sense.

    • @soulful41
      @soulful41 Před 7 lety +4

      *****
      Hollywood agenda, what the heck does that mean? Hollywood has nothing to do with this or may be I missed something?

    • @soulful41
      @soulful41 Před 7 lety +4

      *****
      No you don't make sense. I am sorry.

  • @SpyroTheGerudo
    @SpyroTheGerudo Před 3 lety +16

    The great raisin flood of 2020 really struck us hard

  • @cryssiLOVE
    @cryssiLOVE Před 8 měsíci +4

    Watching this again in 2023 is wild.

  • @Davidlp70
    @Davidlp70 Před 7 lety +380

    If I was on the fence before, John Oliver just sealed it for me. I'm voting for Hillary. No doubt

    • @GoldRaptor00
      @GoldRaptor00 Před 7 lety +47

      this is the way democracy ends.
      not with a bang, but with thunderous applause

    • @DMSDrummer
      @DMSDrummer Před 7 lety +16

      go Hillary!

    • @griffindata89
      @griffindata89 Před 7 lety +16

      yea voting hilary will change a lot ! corporations don't want her in the whitehouse! lmfao!

    • @nakim55
      @nakim55 Před 7 lety

      DMSDrummer l

    • @matthewb-r488
      @matthewb-r488 Před 7 lety +21

      Fuck trump

  • @pierrespoutnik
    @pierrespoutnik Před 7 lety +240

    This show is biased af. This is why I try to stay out of John Oliver's political videos as much as possible.

    • @lifeandotherabsurdities9942
      @lifeandotherabsurdities9942 Před 7 lety +143

      So why the fuck are you here? It's a goddamn comedy show, people. Not the unbiased news source so many people want it to be. Think for yourselves every once and a while.

    • @mysteryswordstudios
      @mysteryswordstudios Před 7 lety +15

      Isn't he already thinking for himself? You're the one telling him not to make comments on videos he doesn't like...

    • @salamanderander8057
      @salamanderander8057 Před 7 lety +96

      What do you mean? He's literally saying "yes, Hillary is shit, but Donald Trump is worse." There's nothing really biased about that, it's fact. Hillary is shit, but Donald Trump would be the worst fucking mistake America has ever made.

    • @ramnozack
      @ramnozack Před 7 lety +7

      Its a shitty 'comedy' show that tries to pass itself off as a form of 'news' but when its called out for its bullshit, they back to the same tired line of 'its just a comedy show, don't take it seriously!' Fuck John Oliver and all others of his ilk.

    • @robbieclark7828
      @robbieclark7828 Před 7 lety +13

      He's usually more impartial than this, but here he did present the counter argument against Clinton, and the points were all valid.

  • @jacobbarnett4602
    @jacobbarnett4602 Před 3 lety +8

    the “deez nuts” misdirection is such a timeless classic i love it

  • @count23all
    @count23all Před 4 lety +28

    something so amusing about Michael Flynn being the one to talk about the nations' security carelessly being put a risk...

    • @rubykelly2305
      @rubykelly2305 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes, because in his eyes, putting the nation's security at risk carelessly is for amateurs. *He* does it intentionally.

  • @lenalevey1597
    @lenalevey1597 Před 7 lety +250

    I can't believe they rained raisins from the sky. There was no RAISIN to do that

  • @YouJustGotAnimated
    @YouJustGotAnimated Před 7 lety +779

    These are legit facts, nothing but facts; why are people angry again?

    • @panicatthedisco2704
      @panicatthedisco2704 Před 7 lety +53

      because either trump supporters are mad or Hillary supporters are mad there is no middle ground

    • @YouJustGotAnimated
      @YouJustGotAnimated Před 7 lety +102

      *****
      No, it's literally all the facts on the newest scandals; I have no idea how there's a bias when it comes to facts.

    • @panicatthedisco2704
      @panicatthedisco2704 Před 7 lety +5

      YouJustGotAnimated yep

    • @HACKshader
      @HACKshader Před 7 lety +19

      Literally all the facts? Why didn't they mention a lot of the shady stuff in her emails then (talking about provocations at Trump rallies, media being Clinton's bitch, funding ISIS, voter fraud etc.)? Why did they mention only 2 foreign sponsors, hiding the fact that there are Saudi Arabia, Kuwait etc. in the donor list?
      How can facts be biased? When they are cherry picked or rephrased to suit certain agenda (like media did with Clinton's Wikileaks emails), or they can be paid less attention than needed (again, compare the Trump's tape discussion time with the Clinton's emails being leaked).
      This is a show, with cherry picked facts and that one guy trying too hard be funny.

    • @YouJustGotAnimated
      @YouJustGotAnimated Před 7 lety +58

      HACKshader
      You do also know that Wikileaks isn't factual right? They just pick out stuff that could be lies, half-truths, or true.

  • @rcppcsk1589
    @rcppcsk1589 Před 3 lety +535

    Ah, simpler times, when our biggest fear was Trump being president.

    • @weshall557
      @weshall557 Před 3 lety +2

      You got 4 years to go Cupcake.

    • @weshall557
      @weshall557 Před 3 lety

      @@robertnope1993 Da Derr.............Ok

    • @theandromedaeffect979
      @theandromedaeffect979 Před 3 lety +3

      Don’t worry, we soon won’t have to worry about who’s president when this guy accidentally nukes our own country, seeing how intelligent he’s proven himself to be so far

    • @legandarymasterrevan
      @legandarymasterrevan Před 3 lety +1

      @@theandromedaeffect979 well go back to canada with your weird faces if our lack of Cuckstin Trudeau and shit le piss beer is such a disappointment to you

    • @sanctificate6285
      @sanctificate6285 Před 3 lety +7

      @@weshall557 ha, cry you snowflake

  • @alexanderclosson4729
    @alexanderclosson4729 Před 3 lety +22

    "We wont be involved in government" -The man in charge of peace in the middle east, among various other government tasks

    • @Rune3100
      @Rune3100 Před 3 lety +1

      That's Jared Kushner, but Don Jr. Is now heavily involved in the reelection campaign at the very least, so the point still stands

    • @alexanderclosson4729
      @alexanderclosson4729 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Rune3100 oh yeah youre right hes just Trumps Son-in-law, 😅😅 theres so many idiots unqualified for their job I can't keep am straight anymore

  • @MFMegaZeroX7
    @MFMegaZeroX7 Před 7 lety +612

    You guys are really RAISIN the bar of the show!

    • @fmekhitarian
      @fmekhitarian Před 7 lety +2

      Nope. Good try though!

    • @Insanity_Potato
      @Insanity_Potato Před 7 lety +13

      Yeah, it is pretty _grape!_

    • @Insanity_Potato
      @Insanity_Potato Před 7 lety +14

      tboss2447 I guess they are kinda _fruity._

    • @scinthia
      @scinthia Před 7 lety +10

      MegaZeroX7 This show is Hillaryous!

    • @Insanity_Potato
      @Insanity_Potato Před 7 lety +8

      tboss2447 I'm not very _sheepish,_ so I'll come right out and say I hate _ewe,_ too!

  • @TheTaff512
    @TheTaff512 Před 7 lety +1826

    Man, that Michael Flynn footage didn't age well...

  • @sngash
    @sngash Před 4 lety +6

    How very prophetic. I've come back to watch this 3 yrs later and just as predicted, we're in a monsoon of scandals. It's terrible that you were so right.

  • @Dudofall
    @Dudofall Před 4 lety +47

    It's been about three years since he said he was being audited. Where are the tax returns? 🤔

  • @poopfart785
    @poopfart785 Před 7 lety +562

    it seems like everyone on here is a political expert

    • @sMASHsound
      @sMASHsound Před 7 lety +1

      if balanced the scale, how does it feel?

    • @andreguilherme5978
      @andreguilherme5978 Před 7 lety +2

      there, there

    • @thegroove14
      @thegroove14 Před 7 lety +40

      I received my Political Science degree from Trump University. Of course I'm an expert!

    • @dandii28
      @dandii28 Před 7 lety

      +Garrick Groover lmao

    • @peppeddu
      @peppeddu Před 7 lety +6

      That's good sign of a healthy democracy, the more the better.

  • @chaseb5376
    @chaseb5376 Před 7 lety +342

    It's 2 AM John! I got college! ....ah well. This is education right? Screw it.

  • @ParalyzedDreamer
    @ParalyzedDreamer Před 3 lety +6

    John tried to warn us all 😭

  • @sugarm1860
    @sugarm1860 Před 4 lety +278

    Remember when all we had to worry about was candidate scandals instead of fearing the spread of a disease with no vaccine? Such simpler times.

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee Před 4 lety +8

      And with this literal natural disaster at the helm of the worlds most powerful country we're basically walking blind in a minefield.

    • @__maxyz
      @__maxyz Před 3 lety +4

      Hello from the future, where we have both at the same time

    • @sugarm1860
      @sugarm1860 Před 3 lety +9

      @@__maxyz thanks, I hate it. I wanna go back to 2012 where all we had to worry about was the Aztec’s saying the world was ending

  • @Skrubenz
    @Skrubenz Před 7 lety +220

    Jesus Christ, stop with the bias. I'm about to vote for Trump out of spite because of this.

    • @A77DAY7ONG
      @A77DAY7ONG Před 7 lety +258

      Then you're a moron and your reason is unsound.

    • @A77DAY7ONG
      @A77DAY7ONG Před 7 lety +42

      Let's have a simple thought experiment. A small minority of people commit suicide, with the same logic you would do the same out of spite.

    • @Boeing_hitsquad
      @Boeing_hitsquad Před 7 lety

      really? ... no, not at all

    • @alfredgarrett5065
      @alfredgarrett5065 Před 7 lety +2

      Every bit of Hollywood campaigns for Hillary, and everyone knows how much good Hollywood does for the world with their trillion dollars of profit every year. 😒 # boobtube

    • @nerzzzz4
      @nerzzzz4 Před 7 lety +16

      Basing your vote based on being annoyed about a comedian voicing his own opinions is a really weird thing to do but ok

  • @Oblithian
    @Oblithian Před 7 lety +841

    Today on Last Week Tonight: John Oliver is rasin the bar.

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian Před 7 lety +16

      ...technically it was just raining rasins on a desk. Would that be making it rainsin?

    • @Gordon519
      @Gordon519 Před 7 lety +2

      just go

    • @jeffreylebowski6897
      @jeffreylebowski6897 Před 7 lety +11

      Eh, you should have stopped while you were ahead.

    • @KuSaiki
      @KuSaiki Před 7 lety +3

      Get out

    • @kodakblank
      @kodakblank Před 7 lety +13

      Never leave please.

  • @FelisImpurrator
    @FelisImpurrator Před 3 lety +167

    "Where are the Trump scandals?"
    Basically every day since the 2016 election: Donald Trump [opens mouth/posts on Twitter], causes scandal

    • @weshall557
      @weshall557 Před 3 lety

      Prove it.

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams Před 3 lety +4

      @@weshall557 wait, you still need a proof?
      www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/us-election-2020-republicans-distance-themselves-from-donald-trump/news-story/ab7942cd695853d32d60a1c5f5e66d6b

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams Před 3 lety +5

      @@weshall557 I picked this news because I had not seen It before searching for it today and It is still fresh.
      Not only his statement is remarcably true, It's fucking accurate. Every literal day has been about scandal after scandal because of things related to the president. And this became the norm, no other president was like that in the history of the US. You know How much of bulshit is the leader of any nation, specially the most powerfull one, be like this?

    • @dylanvoigt6180
      @dylanvoigt6180 Před rokem

      @@dinamosflams yet to list a single one them

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams Před rokem

      @@dylanvoigt6180 just one? thx
      the scandal about the covid when he repeatedly lied about covid's severity for months just to confess it was a lie weeks before the end of his presidency. which made the US response way worse than it should have been. this decision alone probably cost hundreds of thousands of american lifes.

  • @brandonharmony7490
    @brandonharmony7490 Před 3 lety +7

    Bruh the joke about an old man texting q scares me

  • @morganmartin5860
    @morganmartin5860 Před 7 lety +103

    I totally lost it when he started yelling about Kars 4 Kids XD

    • @deanchampion6777
      @deanchampion6777 Před 7 lety +4

      That is the most irritating scam ad EVER!!! As long as they donate a dollar a year, they can pay themselves to "clean and sell" the vehicles that they got for free, from charitable minded individuals. So, basically, it is a scam.

    • @bramsteenhoek2674
      @bramsteenhoek2674 Před 7 lety

      Rolhoes v70

    • @dan2461001
      @dan2461001 Před 7 lety

      Morgan Martin xx

    • @pyrotechnick420
      @pyrotechnick420 Před 7 lety

      seriously how is that shit not a scam?

  • @bernielopez7429
    @bernielopez7429 Před 7 lety +2193

    I find it highly ironic that Michael Flynn is ranting about the security of our government in that clip...

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Před 6 lety +76

      nearly everything surrounding the Donald is steeped in irony.

    • @ChazzzyF
      @ChazzzyF Před 6 lety +44

      That whole section was funny, because the 3 people he showcased from the RNC ranting about the emails were Michael Flynn (which you already mentioned), Chris Christie (didn't get a cabinet position, generally shunned by the administration and also no longer in power in New Jersey) and Reince Priebus (Trump's chief of staff before being fired by the administration).

    • @justingallina7068
      @justingallina7068 Před 6 lety +18

      Are you finding it ironic now, Mr. Krabs?

    • @nathanmckenzie904
      @nathanmckenzie904 Před 6 lety +17

      And 18 months after Flynn's speech he is about "To be locked up"!

    • @christinahu1991
      @christinahu1991 Před 6 lety

      Picnic Basket Sam pf

  • @qwitchyy
    @qwitchyy Před 3 lety +3

    Dads texting us the letter Q 10 times in a row has a whole new meaning in 2021.

  • @AlexCio
    @AlexCio Před 4 lety +23

    people where worrying in 2016.
    they wouldn't believe what he is going to do 4 years later in 2020

  • @azukakazama3968
    @azukakazama3968 Před 7 lety +954

    why did Bernie lose again?

    • @archdukeferdinandofthe3rdc9
      @archdukeferdinandofthe3rdc9 Před 7 lety +38

      There was some rigging, but even without it he probably would have lost anyway. Calling himself a communist when running for american office was a bullet in the groin, tbh

    • @brianrhiel5292
      @brianrhiel5292 Před 7 lety +92

      He couldn't sway enough of the black vote.
      That and the DNC rigging.

    • @diptarkadas5193
      @diptarkadas5193 Před 7 lety +80

      When did Bernie called himself a communist (socialist =/= communist)? And check for Arizona voting fraud hearing and california voting fraud.

    • @daveharrison84
      @daveharrison84 Před 7 lety +22

      Because most democratic primary voters are old enough to remember the 1970s and 80s when ethical principled democrats got their asses kicked in 5 out of 6 presidential elections, and then Bill Clinton finally ended the democrats' losing streak. They thought Hillary Clinton was the safer candidate.

    • @BradleyRubin
      @BradleyRubin Před 7 lety +5

      Because people didn't vote for him?

  • @SielGamerLP
    @SielGamerLP Před 7 lety +419

    Look...
    The whole Rest of the world laughs at you americans xD

    • @chinashopmusic
      @chinashopmusic Před 7 lety +14

      Especially John Oliver. He's hilarious

    • @HELLBENDER77
      @HELLBENDER77 Před 7 lety +38

      you think us smart americans are happy about this?

    • @Byakkoooo
      @Byakkoooo Před 7 lety +42

      nope. Denmark or Sweden are way better places to live. Free university education, lower crime rate, less sexism, health insurance... just google it.

    • @Byakkoooo
      @Byakkoooo Před 7 lety +12

      well not everyone likes facts. ;) I'm just saying oecd better life Index. But I guess it doesnt make sense to discuss with you.

    • @theoddronin1
      @theoddronin1 Před 7 lety +3

      Except for Britan. And Russia. Oh and Brazil, Venezuela, various parts of Africa and the Middle East, Mexico...ok, maybe this clusterfuck is bad but compared to shit like Brexit, holy crap.

  • @hamsamich9
    @hamsamich9 Před 4 lety +74

    Some say Hilary Clinton is still sitting in front of her computer screen to this day.

  • @RandolfLycan
    @RandolfLycan Před 4 lety +10

    "We're not gonna be involved in government".
    Lmao really Junior?

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser Před 7 lety +163

    The disgruntled Bernie Bros are starting to sound like Trump and his fans.
    Keep bringing up debunked 'scandals' and crying how everyone is against you, it looks very mature. Meanwhile, the man you claimed to support has come out and accepted his loss, and is gracious and smart enough to throw his support behind Clinton. Maybe try listening to Bernie for once in your lives, because you clearly weren't paying much attention to his words so far.

    • @YouJustGotAnimated
      @YouJustGotAnimated Před 7 lety +17

      I probably don't fall under this category because 1) I hold the electoral college and Democratic party at fault for not having Senator Sanders be a choice, rather than Hillary and her campaign, 2) I accept his loss (I just keep the pic because I still support him as a senator) and that Clinton isn't really as bad as a lot of media portrays her, and 3) Many of the other Bernie supporters are annoying the fuck out of me by saying 'Bernie or bust!'; like, it took us so many goddamn years to get this much progress, most of the Justices have a high chance of needing to be replaced in the next 4 years, we already have a House majority of Republicans, and do we really want to undo everything that has happened in the last 30-40 years because they're offended that Sanders wasn't the candidate?
      Sorry for that paragraph, I'm just extremely pissed off by disgruntled Bernie supporters.

    • @jackstorm777
      @jackstorm777 Před 7 lety +9

      "debunked scandals"
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Democratic_National_Committee_email_leak#Bernie_Sanders

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser Před 7 lety +12

      Oh, that? You do know all that proves was that the DNC was biased against Bernie on account of him being an independent. The DNC doesn't have any actual influence over the votes, you know. Bernie lost, he got over it, so why can't everyone else?

    • @YouJustGotAnimated
      @YouJustGotAnimated Před 7 lety

      Sacha Daenens
      I am over it? I made that pretty clear. Unless you're talking to someone else?

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser Před 7 lety

      YouJustGotAnimated Yes I was, gentleman by the name of jackstorm777 ;)

  • @TheSpiderjaws
    @TheSpiderjaws Před 7 lety +792

    "She put our nation's security at extremely high risk..." -Michael Flynn
    Ha. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHA!

    • @moveslikemacca
      @moveslikemacca Před 7 lety +16

      TheSpiderjaws Watching this back is just amazing.

    • @adampalmer7387
      @adampalmer7387 Před 6 lety +14

      TheSpiderjaws so many shoes dropped during the campaign you could open three shopping malls

    • @amathy9690
      @amathy9690 Před 6 lety +6

      +bujdasz27
      sounds like you're projecting there a bit boyo

    • @DarthGTB
      @DarthGTB Před 5 lety

      This one just reminded me of CinemaSins hehehehe
      DING!

    • @baz60606
      @baz60606 Před 5 lety

      TheSpiderjaws å
      Mp

  • @tsunfish9443
    @tsunfish9443 Před 4 lety +11

    god dammit, John got me with the "Swiss exchange"... at this point, I'd probably believe like anything John says skdljfldsjfdlkfjds *cries into my hands* how could you do me like that, John...
    EDIT: JOHN, YOU PLAYED THE KARS FOR KIDS SONG TOO, HOW COULD YOU DO ME LIKE THIS

  • @vaevictus4637
    @vaevictus4637 Před 4 lety +19

    "wE'rE nOt gOnNa bE iNvOlvEd iN gOvErNmEnT"

  • @code5913
    @code5913 Před 7 lety +143

    Michelle Obama should have ran for President....

  • @hollyshackzalez3449
    @hollyshackzalez3449 Před 5 lety +168

    His son says he and his siblings wouldn't be involved in government....
    Except Ivanka was given the title assistant to the president and her husband is an advisor.

  • @vivekvishaldubey1029
    @vivekvishaldubey1029 Před 3 lety +4

    My dog loves when John waives his hands like a madman

  • @wildsage
    @wildsage Před 3 lety +8

    February 2021, we have all FINALLY taken our first collective sigh in four long years. Watching this I don't know how people didn't see what kind of character he had back then. Even more amazed that lots of people still don't see it even now and even after all that has happened. No one, republican or democrat, can honestly say that we are better off now than we were when he started. And no one can honestly deny his culpability, if not in full at least partially.

  • @AthenaAGT
    @AthenaAGT Před 7 lety +112

    The only way anybody will be happy with Johns coverage of Hillary is if he says "don't vote for Hillary because she's corrupt". But here's the thing, she's better than trump. He understands that, so of course his work will be biased towards her. People just use the fact that he works for HBO as an excuse to say his points in Hillary don't count because HBO is a top donor. But he truly does believe that Hillary is better!

    • @toddgreener
      @toddgreener Před 7 lety +4

      +

    • @jacobpb
      @jacobpb Před 7 lety +10

      Try telling that to the immigrants, muslims, and minorities that would have to live with the everyday hate of a Trump administration. I just went canvassing yesterday and the fascist tendencies are Trump are very real. This is such a poorly thought-out argument.

    • @BornFlunky
      @BornFlunky Před 7 lety +9

      +Shwagg Krumb "He is rich, what the fuck does any of this matter to him?"
      Maybe you should take a look at what Donald will fuck up. He wants to make the press more liable for negative coverage. He's basically said "fuck freedom of the press."

    • @anti0918
      @anti0918 Před 7 lety +7

      My problem is that he claims he is going to present all the facts about Clinton's email scandal, then just goes over it in the most general way. And even the things he does cover are done so incompletely. For example Clinton claims she wanted the ease of using one phone, yet the FBI identified 13 mobile devices she potentially used for email, some of which her staff would destroy with hammers. Instead of clearly showing that she lied, Oliver takes her at her word and just says she was still being irresponsible. Then there's the email she sent advising her staff to remove the classified headers from a document, scan and email it nonsecurely, because their secure fax service was down. That is clear evidence of intent, yet Oliver pretends it's not relevant.

    • @nerfavari
      @nerfavari Před 7 lety +1

      +BornFlunky he wants to enforce libel laws. knowingly making false statements about someone should be punishable

  • @abookishmess
    @abookishmess Před 5 lety +170

    So many people complaining about hilary emails.....and then Ivanka turned around and did THE EXACT SAME THING.

  • @shiah1313
    @shiah1313 Před 3 lety +14

    Never underestimate people’s ability to make poor, self-defeating choices.

  • @Forge17
    @Forge17 Před 3 lety +11

    Trump: we’re gonna have so many raisins that you’ll say “please no more raisins”

  • @javilorenzana
    @javilorenzana Před 7 lety +296

    HAHAHAH watching this after Flynn's resignation. So precious

  • @nikkicat254
    @nikkicat254 Před 7 lety +360

    How dare he attack, raisins like that, I love raisins in my oatmeal cookies! lol!

    • @mrgh0s7gaming84
      @mrgh0s7gaming84 Před 7 lety +3

      I agree i like raisins, he should make a point where in half of cookie is a worm so either should he eat the other half or throw out the whole cookie ??...Trump is pretty much that kind of worm.

    • @jannmutube
      @jannmutube Před 7 lety +3

      He should have used something like corn flakes.

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer Před 7 lety +3

      +jannmtube i love corn flakes.

    • @jusbertmeza4424
      @jusbertmeza4424 Před 7 lety +8

      he should have used cranberrys... and you know they are horrible if you tasted a natural cranberry

    • @kjmclark
      @kjmclark Před 7 lety +2

      Kumquats would have been good.

  • @saulcontrerasOfficial
    @saulcontrerasOfficial Před 4 lety +12

    I can't believe he didn't talk about the fact that those kids can't even play their instruments.

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez Před 4 lety +50

    It's 2020 and he still hasn't released his taxes.

  • @Pistonrager
    @Pistonrager Před 7 lety +204

    yeah... that's the worst argument for voting for Hillary. "He sucks more"

    • @angelrodartejr.9948
      @angelrodartejr.9948 Před 7 lety +77

      But he does...he objectively does!

    • @coffeefrog
      @coffeefrog Před 7 lety +109

      Is it, though? Nobody actually likes Hillary. When both candidates look terrible, you have to pick the lesser of two evils. That's only reasonable.

    • @godminnette2
      @godminnette2 Před 7 lety +78

      It's not the worst one, it's the logical one. If you have to choose between someone who has lied a couple of times and once or twice delved into illegal acts, but knows what they are doing, and someone who has lied countless times, has broken the law visibly more times, has done things such as make fun of people for their disabilities, and has promised to do despicable things that could lead to wars (to the point that 50+ Republican foreign advisers, including the former head of the CIA, signed a letter to the American people on why Trump is a danger to foreign affairs), it's pretty clear who the better choice is.

    • @Technature7567
      @Technature7567 Před 7 lety +5

      It's true though...

    • @MrManifolder
      @MrManifolder Před 7 lety +9

      +Pistonrager Actually with a vacant Supreme Court Justice slot (and possibly a few more with potential retirements), the nuclear codes, international relations, our economy, and a host of other things on the line, taking the least worst option isn't so bad when it averts a catastrophic disaster. It's not just that "he sucks more." It's that "she's irritating, but he's a dumpster fire of ethical failings." America would never recover from an infestation of Trump's famous cronyism, embezzlement, willful ignorance, lack of self-restraint, and petty vindictiveness that he has demonstrated many times already.
      Yeah, I'll take "irritating."

  • @barih4prez
    @barih4prez Před 7 lety +120

    I love how flynn was so fired up about hillary's emails xD
    i'm surprised he didn't have a powerpoint made by putin

  • @Janinho897
    @Janinho897 Před 3 lety +19

    It is crazy how much shit a person can do in order for me, and probably also you, to have completely forgotten about it. A bit over 4 years ago, this dude used charitable donations to settle his own business lawsuits, and I had to re-discover this!

  • @happyconstructor
    @happyconstructor Před 3 lety +19

    The “audit” should’ve ended by now, no tax returns

  • @ixlnxs
    @ixlnxs Před 7 lety +483

    PUTIN/TRUMP 2016. Make Alaska Russian again.

  • @dayrohan
    @dayrohan Před 7 lety +118

    How can people believe that he's gonna fight the establishment like he's one of the rebels in Star Wars, when that guy robbed that group of girls that sang for him during his rally. Not to mention, how can he say that he's for the working class when he robbed them too! He has thousands of lawsuits a portion of them saying he owes them money. And if you say "well they did a bad job" apparently not bad enough, cause he went back to them. The establishment doesn't like him not because he's a Robin Hood but because he's that mean dad in the movie Matilda.

    • @dayrohan
      @dayrohan Před 7 lety +8

      Oh p.s
      Why is it that you want people to believe you, when your completely blind to the faults of your candidate, we're not you man, we can see she's not that good of a person. But we don't have delusions of our candidate like you do.

    • @micmccond7
      @micmccond7 Před 7 lety +12

      call me a nut..but what if trump is helping hilaary get elected by acting like a moron...

    • @richardwienshienk5183
      @richardwienshienk5183 Před 7 lety +3

      I don't think Trump is acting, the Yam is just that uninformed and seems not to care.I

    • @dimagreen7312
      @dimagreen7312 Před 7 lety

      100% buying that. That thought popped into my head a couple days ago.

  • @pauleymuthni9346
    @pauleymuthni9346 Před 3 lety +3

    still eating raisins long after the cookie is done 😭

  • @adriancooper78
    @adriancooper78 Před 4 lety +1

    Wow!! Looking back on this.....John Oliver was a prophet. Man was he speaking the TRUTH!!!!

  • @JustBreakingBreadTV
    @JustBreakingBreadTV Před 7 lety +180

    John Oliver scores once again...

    • @davidbrick1260
      @davidbrick1260 Před 7 lety +8

      Yup. Sadly people will get butthurt over EVERYTHING.

    • @OlafLesniak
      @OlafLesniak Před 7 lety +5

      Maybe if he wasn't so biased. He said putting a country at risk isn't that bad compared to not knowing a political term. The biggest thing he found and went in depth with was Trump Foundation which could arguably be as bad as Clinton Foundation. Scandals are just like lies and what I mean by that is Trump has more of them, but Hilary's are worse.

    • @TheMetaldriger
      @TheMetaldriger Před 7 lety +3

      He wasn't. Look at the video closely.

    • @JustBreakingBreadTV
      @JustBreakingBreadTV Před 7 lety +3

      Most of Hillary's so-called Scandals are unproven... runaway Conspiracy theories... the "Email Scandal"... really??? oooo... She used her own server that was not hacked but the govt server she did not want to use was hacked... ooo. Major Scandal. NOT.

    • @squidlump
      @squidlump Před 7 lety +4

      Olaf Lesniak also the Clinton foundation is an actual foundation that actually does good, the trump foundation is practically nothing more than one of trumps attempts to con money and has done nothing for charity.

  • @ronaldmacdonald8667
    @ronaldmacdonald8667 Před 7 lety +261

    No mention about Hilary's war on dank memes?
    I'm disappointed

  • @jimb8999
    @jimb8999 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm so glad to see John share my visceral hate of 1800cars4kids 🤣

  • @UnbornHeretic
    @UnbornHeretic Před rokem +20

    Watching republicans complaining about Clinton's emails on a private server is looking a lot funnier given Trump's literal taking of boxes of top secret documents to just a room at his house.

  • @ariananegron4679
    @ariananegron4679 Před 6 lety +51

    i literally daydream about seeing john oliver in the street and hugging him. i love him so much. never die.

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech Před 2 lety +1

      I’d prefer it if RBG had been immortal.

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman Před 7 lety +325

    Tired of this one sided crap. I don't like either candidate but John Oliver made it clear that he is supporting Hillary and advises you all to do so as well. He didn't even go into much detail about everything going on with Hillary but exaggerated points about him. And the best part yet is that he has criticized newspapers in the past that he now uses and his sources, which of course are left wing biased. I unsubscribed today.

    • @adl1578
      @adl1578 Před 7 lety +45

      Do you think John is trying to hide how much he hates Trump?
      It's not his job to give you unbiased news, that's not what his show is about. It's his comedic perspective on current events and issues. John would be a sell out to himself if he just spent time bashing Clinton, when he believes Trump is unbelievably more toxic. If you want un-biased news, look somewhere else. John doesn't have to cater to you.

    • @jjmartinez9489
      @jjmartinez9489 Před 7 lety +47

      He spent over half the time talking about Hillary's scandals.....

    • @BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera
      @BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera Před 7 lety

      I was going to like this comment then I saw his name

    • @oida10000
      @oida10000 Před 7 lety +19

      He didn't give much details about the Trump scandals either, he spoke about the scandals of either candidate about the same time (at about 12:50 he starts talking about the Trump scandals and video is 22 mins long) for the scandals so actually he talked about the Clinton ones more in debt than the Trump ones.

    • @TremblingQualifier
      @TremblingQualifier Před 7 lety +27

      He spent more than half the video talking about Hillary. Bye.

  • @Tabootrinket
    @Tabootrinket Před rokem +3

    Looking back at this in 2022 and hearing michael flynn 3:35 saying that Hillary Clinton "put the national security at very high risk" feels very VERY ironic.

  • @JanZamani
    @JanZamani Před 3 lety +9

    Do you remember the good old days when misappropriating charity funds and passing the buisiness down to his kids was the worst thing he'd done.