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  • čas přidán 3. 08. 2017
  • Stephen 'condemns' whichever White House employee leaked Trump's embarrassing phone calls with Mexico's President and Australia's Prime Minister.
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  • @MrTheAnimationshow
    @MrTheAnimationshow Před 6 lety +3031

    I never did get over him saying that Mexico will pay for the wall. Why would they ever agree to that? Why would people ever buy that idea that Mexico would pay for it? I get why some people are into the wall. Ignorance, and bigotry, but i'm talking about besides that. Why the fuck would Mexico ever pay for that thing? Why did millions of Americans chat it in full confidence? Never understood it.Than again 9 out of 10 things Trump says, and his supporters agree with I don't understand.

    • @luiss.3866
      @luiss.3866 Před 6 lety +377

      "I could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any votes" - Donald J. Trump

    • @settingssuck2321
      @settingssuck2321 Před 6 lety +242

      Just as stupid as believing banning 1.7billion people is a solution to a problem. You just can't begin to understand some levels of stupidity.

    • @southerncross5719
      @southerncross5719 Před 6 lety +29

      I've had similar thoughts, but then what we need to do in the thought process is boil it down to its fundamentals. How much would it cost, how long to build etc etc....and you compare that to a process of negotiating with another country I come to two end thoughts. Either Trump never had the intention to the build the wall and would just fake nagging/negotiating with Mexico for two terms - not unheard of in politics to look like you're trying to do what you promised....OR my other thought was simple, look at America's 1%, they can all look under the couch, find nothing money, be taxed once and once only for a wall build and they wouldn;t feel the slightest pinch in their wallets....but that's not what is happening which brings me back to the fake negotiations. We all know mexico will not pay, so, he's faking it...for possibly 8 years to come.
      Alternatively....300 million pay only 26.6 dollars each over a period of four years - there is your wall.

    • @unrulycrow6299
      @unrulycrow6299 Před 6 lety +93

      Luis S. Ugh don't remind me of that quote, I was so mad that he could say that and get away with it! And I'm not even American!

    • @mitchjones9342
      @mitchjones9342 Před 6 lety +79

      Why you gotta go there Well, while I agree...i am guilty to an extent. I thought Americans, as a whole, were more intelligent. I am cognizant that some are racist and some not intelligent ..but i don't get the 52% of women and a lot of the men. I thought we were smarter...we're not.

  • @drazenkekovic3012
    @drazenkekovic3012 Před 6 lety +600

    Trump is a huge disappointment. His first 6 months = that feeling you get when you just finished showering and have to shit

    • @dylanbarkhuizen7227
      @dylanbarkhuizen7227 Před 6 lety +5

      Why don't you do it the other way around?

    • @michaellejeune7715
      @michaellejeune7715 Před 6 lety +9

      Dylan Barkhuizen Or both.

    • @troyroebuck36
      @troyroebuck36 Před 6 lety +21

      Dražen Keković a "disappointment" means you had to have had hopes for him to begin with. Did you _really_?

    • @danielflores5543
      @danielflores5543 Před 6 lety +6

      Dražen Keković lmfao

    • @MrClickity
      @MrClickity Před 6 lety +41

      To quote Malcolm in the Middle: "I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed."

  • @talariswatts-el9832
    @talariswatts-el9832 Před 6 lety +587

    SNL couldn't even come up with something this ridiculous!

    • @putikeswarasudarsono
      @putikeswarasudarsono Před 4 lety

      SNL never thought that bilateral executive call could be funny

    • @paco69741
      @paco69741 Před 4 lety

      I'm sure you in a mental health hospital because a normal person can't agree with that Moran seating at the white house

    • @FutureCivilWarHero
      @FutureCivilWarHero Před 4 lety

      @@paco69741 "Moran" huh? Spelling moron correctly would be wise when calling someone else moron. Moron.

  • @OldDolio312
    @OldDolio312 Před 6 lety +58

    Headaches, Trump. You give me HEADACHES.

  • @markdlo
    @markdlo Před 6 lety +180

    Also, he lost New Hampshire.

    • @elliottkillian
      @elliottkillian Před 6 lety +6

      I think he was talking about the primary.

    • @FaeQueenCory
      @FaeQueenCory Před 6 lety +40

      +Elliott Killian
      That's kinda worse.... in a way.
      That he's so bereft of wins that he has to dig all the way back to the primaries to tout how "great" he is? Sad.

    • @WorksOnMyComputer
      @WorksOnMyComputer Před 6 lety +1

      No wonder, they are all on drugs apparently. ;)

    • @LandyYecla
      @LandyYecla Před 6 lety +1

      FaeQueenCory bereft of wins? On what planet was Donald Trump bereft of wins? He won ten more states than Clinton

    • @LostintheTwilightZone
      @LostintheTwilightZone Před 6 lety +17

      Due to gerrymandering and voter suppression.

  • @cheetosortiz2783
    @cheetosortiz2783 Před 6 lety +79

    Why does Trump always think he is the best person for everything. Maybe it's from his upbringing, where everything is given to him, and nothing he's ever earned. Trump needs to learn that accolades are earned not something one gives to oneself. SMH

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet Před 6 lety +11

      Cheetos Ortiz he's never heard the phrase "self praise is no praise"

    • @rogerfaint499
      @rogerfaint499 Před 6 lety +9

      Self praise is international disgrace.

    • @hairyasstruman2163
      @hairyasstruman2163 Před 6 lety +21

      Many rich kids have that. They compare themselves with other kids who dont have as much, but all they see is that their own life is easier so they must be smarter. It's the only explanation.

    • @FaeQueenCory
      @FaeQueenCory Před 6 lety +10

      +AC Simmons
      In Trump's biography.... from the 90s? Maybe it was the early 2000s...
      It said that Trump equated wealth, regardless of how it was attained, with intelligence.
      Which is why he is obsessed with saying he's a billionaire when he's just a millionaire, and why he has almost nothing but CEOs in his cabinet.
      For Trump, bank account = IQ.

    • @Zguy09
      @Zguy09 Před 6 lety

      +FaeQueenCory But isn't the Donald in billions in debt? Ivanka said he was at one point. So, if all that debt outweighs his supposed wealth, then that would make him DUMBER THAN A BRICK (and he is that).

  • @anjaluv8575
    @anjaluv8575 Před 5 lety +23

    Colbert nails it every time. This president just keeps providing fresh comedic material on a daily basis.

  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa Před 6 lety +709

    If nothing else, this administration has been a veritable gold mine for late-night comedians.

    • @terryburridge8936
      @terryburridge8936 Před 5 lety +26

      mikefromwa
      That's probably the "jobs created" numbers that FUX news throws out & low unemployment. Trumpy keeps comedians employed..😂

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 Před 5 lety +15

      Might as well have a laugh as our society collapses

    • @johnj2716
      @johnj2716 Před 5 lety +2

      There was an interview with someone from some political drama show and they were talking about how it undermines drama. Stephens response with a smile was "it's good for comedy though".

    • @carltonwomble9038
      @carltonwomble9038 Před 5 lety

      Ikr

    • @anthonyd2923
      @anthonyd2923 Před 5 lety +1

      True that, but that's because:
      A. The comedians aren't that funny and cant come up with anything else.
      B. Their audience is a bunch of CNN lemmings who are told what to think

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 Před 6 lety +933

    The Art of No Deal

  • @abhishekgoel19
    @abhishekgoel19 Před 6 lety +67

    I like his trump impression

  • @meerkat_4660
    @meerkat_4660 Před 6 lety +56

    "Putin was so eazy, I didn't even have to dial. I just picked up the phone and he was already listening" That part made me laugh

  • @oswaldolopez4627
    @oswaldolopez4627 Před 6 lety +38

    Colbert's Trump impersonation is gold! Hahaha

  • @tamracasey1172
    @tamracasey1172 Před 6 lety +945

    The local milk people?
    Who the f**k talks like that?
    He is so damn weird .

    • @shaggydawg5419
      @shaggydawg5419 Před 6 lety +67

      his vocabulary stops improving at the age of 5. That's why.

    • @Zguy09
      @Zguy09 Před 6 lety +56

      This is the same guy who called Putin's nuclear arsenal "tippy-top" and once said "The deals come out of my ears!"
      What else can I say?

    • @CM26617
      @CM26617 Před 6 lety +25

      Zguy09 - Oh, they're coming out of his ears, alright - in one and out the other!

    • @zigguratzigguratziggurat6922
      @zigguratzigguratziggurat6922 Před 6 lety +37

      Someone with dementia. My grandma had it and her downfall is similar to Trump right now. When he first ran for President in 1999, he spoke alot more clearly and he was at least principled. He still was terrible, but he wasn't so racist. He ran for the reform party nomination, and when David Duke and other White nationalists joined he left the race in protest despite being in the lead. Fast forward to 2016, David Duke is endorsing him and all Trump has to say is "I have no idea who David Duke is or about white nationalism". Which could mean either one of two things, one: he did actually know, but was hesitant to condemn because white nationalists are a big part of his voter base or two: he honestly didn't know and had simply forgotten because he's suffering from dementia so his mental capacity has deteriorated. He's increasingly unable to talk normally, which is just like my Grandma, and he's getting increasingly paranoid. So it could be a combination of the two, but I think the reason he's so unhinged is because he's in the early stages of dementia, because if he was purposefully ignorant I doubt he would fuck up so hard consistently since he first announced his candidacy.
      Past Presidents did have mental diseases when in office, the main one I can think of was Reagan who suffered from Alzeihmers, a form of Dementia. His staff talked about how difficult it was to communicate concepts to him and having to use toy soldiers to explain things to him. While it's unclear how early this was (you could see him looking a little confused in the 1984 debates), it probably did affect his presidency especially as Bush Sr began taking over more responsibilities. Still, he was at least able to put on a public persona and talk normally, certainly better than Trump could in 1999.

    • @AdaptorLive
      @AdaptorLive Před 6 lety +17

      Don't think it's dementia in the case of Trump. Narcissists tend to age pretty badly. And if one thing is abundantly clear, it's that Trump is a full blown malignant narcissist.

  • @MaddieB
    @MaddieB Před 6 lety +253

    Someone who says they're the world's greatest person, definitely isn't really the world's greatest person.

  • @ameeraiman9195
    @ameeraiman9195 Před 6 lety +26

    hahahaha... Australia known as "Koala Lampur" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia fans here 😂😂😂

    • @donaldbouchet4298
      @donaldbouchet4298 Před 5 lety +3

      What a simpleton trump is. He embarrasses our country each and every day.

  • @jesseizcoatl8287
    @jesseizcoatl8287 Před 6 lety +103

    IMPEACH THAT ORANGE CLOWN !

    • @anthonyd2923
      @anthonyd2923 Před 5 lety

      You sound so smart. So tell the world exactly why they should impeach Trump?

    • @anthonyd2923
      @anthonyd2923 Před 4 lety

      Im asking every one of you 72 who "liked" that moron.
      Exactly on what grounds you impeach?? Lets hear it.

    • @anthonyd2923
      @anthonyd2923 Před 4 lety

      Lets see, unemployment is the lowest rate in 50 years. Stocks are at the highest level ever. And companies are moving back to do business with America. You're just a moron

    • @canogaparque818
      @canogaparque818 Před 4 lety

      @@anthonyd2923 you people are so blind its nerve racking

    • @JonteQuack
      @JonteQuack Před 4 lety +3

      @@anthonyd2923 it's hilarious to see ignorant and arrogant Americans like you, defending a criminal who's ruining your country and it's reputation. USA has gone from one of the world's superpowers to a tragic joke. At first it was fun to see this clown in the White house but now I just feel bad for y'all Americans. Can't speak for the entire world but at least in Europe, USA is loosing what little respect and reputation you had left. Impeach the orange fucker before he destroys the rest of the world

  • @ehoffart529
    @ehoffart529 Před 6 lety +613

    My god the phone call with the Mexican President was almost as stupid as SNL made it look.

    • @hairyasstruman2163
      @hairyasstruman2163 Před 6 lety +11

      Ethan Hoffart I was only waiting for "prepare to go to war". I am really disappointed.

    • @pauljohnson7548
      @pauljohnson7548 Před 6 lety +12

      Actually, it's "Que?" Not "Okay." Que is Spanish for "what."

    • @BathSaltsMex
      @BathSaltsMex Před 6 lety +3

      Paul Johnson did you read the comment?

    • @robroy8218
      @robroy8218 Před 6 lety +16

      The Writers at SNL could take the rest of the Trump presidency off and just write down what he says.

    • @jayhawk3027
      @jayhawk3027 Před 6 lety +9

      My question is: did Trump watch the SNL episode in question and then used it as his teleprompt during his actual call to the Mexican pres?

  • @alexnore1528
    @alexnore1528 Před 6 lety +934

    Lmao there you have it Trumpsters, even Trump dislikes the people that voted for him.

    • @zack19192
      @zack19192 Před 6 lety +80

      he likes the local milk people though.

    • @HRRRRRDRRRRR
      @HRRRRRDRRRRR Před 6 lety +82

      Trumptards: "You just don't understand foreign relations, he's just doing his utmost to ensure America is great again. He is the world's greatest person. Period."

    • @badideabearcub2747
      @badideabearcub2747 Před 6 lety +3

      Frank We miss you, Sean.

    • @DeltaAsherHill
      @DeltaAsherHill Před 6 lety +52

      this video just converted me to anti-trump.

    • @treborrrrr
      @treborrrrr Před 6 lety +49

      And you think they will believe this is real? They'll just keep stuffing their head further up their ass and keep saying it's all fake.

  • @noellekalmbach7756
    @noellekalmbach7756 Před 6 lety +24

    "We're not babies...even if we have baby hands"

  • @pnicholson22
    @pnicholson22 Před 6 lety +43

    Stephen Colbert, what would we do without you? Hilarious!

  • @brian5o
    @brian5o Před 6 lety +18

    "Who do you believe? The person who denied it or the person who was lying?". F'ing love it!!! It is sad when we have to look to other countries to find trustworthy leaders of state.

  • @misterperez459
    @misterperez459 Před 6 lety +53

    " When I called Putin I didn't dial.When I picked up the phone he was already listening".CLASSIC COLBERT

  • @waynewright5023
    @waynewright5023 Před 6 lety +530

    A buddy told me that people in the U.K. are recording these "developments" as though they were an ongoing soap opera. This "assministration" has lowered our government to the level of the Gong Show.

    • @JV-cn7ie
      @JV-cn7ie Před 6 lety +57

      Wayne Wright It's true. Here in Canada too. Sorry about that.

    • @bishop253
      @bishop253 Před 6 lety +23

      I understand Canada laughing, but the UK isn't in the position to do so considering their circumstances.

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff Před 6 lety +20

      while i agree the US is currently a shit show right now, you should look up UK's last election... now that was something special! You should see how many votes Elmo and a trashcan got, literally...

    • @justincase8951
      @justincase8951 Před 6 lety +33

      It is not just in the UK...we are laughing in Australia too.

    • @donutchan8114
      @donutchan8114 Před 6 lety +24

      I'M watching this like a soap opera, and I'm american. At this point trump actually and honestly not being... himself would actually faze me. Hell, if he actually did collude with Russia and were part of a super deep and complicated and evil crime scheme I wouldn't even be surprised, more like a flat "oh. That's what he was doing."
      I doubt he would actually resign, he's too proud.

  • @bodes4870
    @bodes4870 Před 6 lety +31

    I need the house painted. The painter will pay for that...

  • @kenbob1071
    @kenbob1071 Před 6 lety +9

    This is the guy with access to the nuclear codes. Bigly frightening.

  • @sawdustcaesar6853
    @sawdustcaesar6853 Před 6 lety +21

    "local milk people" He is so disconnected w/ American people that he seems to not understand basic job descriptions in America other than his BS rhetoric about bringing back coal jobs.

  • @badimprov9729
    @badimprov9729 Před 6 lety +231

    Colbert and Seth Meyers are crushing this year. It helps that trump is a joke

    • @akr7250
      @akr7250 Před 5 lety +5

      Youre CUTE Pic GIVES me HOPE for Humanity. Have a luvvvly Day BEAUTIFUL.

    • @anthonyd2923
      @anthonyd2923 Před 4 lety +1

      Colbert has one ear, explains why he didn't hear Trump is innocent

    • @anthonyd2923
      @anthonyd2923 Před 4 lety +1

      Spoken like a true uninformed baby millennial

    • @anthonyd2923
      @anthonyd2923 Před 4 lety +2

      @@akr7250 Cuteness gives you hope??
      You just to find everything that's wrong with this world you vain, shallow idiot

    • @FutureCivilWarHero
      @FutureCivilWarHero Před 4 lety +1

      @@akr7250 Dumbest thing ever written.

  • @TheCamcamTV
    @TheCamcamTV Před 6 lety +2084

    Trump makes Nixon look like a great president

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Před 6 lety +41

      Cameren Ceniceros sad but true.

    • @zack19192
      @zack19192 Před 6 lety +24

      you mean bush.

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH Před 6 lety +22

      Well, Nixon's name did receive applause and Woohoo's on a John Oliver segment :D In the words of John Oliver: Really?! Wow! History has changed!

    • @soul-ug9yn
      @soul-ug9yn Před 6 lety +16

      Cameren Ceniceros and he makes Bush look like a smart one. Lol!

    • @abhishekkrishnan3850
      @abhishekkrishnan3850 Před 6 lety +95

      To be fair, at least Nixon was more than competent at the job itself. Trump is incompetent to a level unprecedented in American history

  • @dunjak111
    @dunjak111 Před 6 lety +19

    And again Stephen Colbert made it into the german trends. Every week, at least one of his videos makes it into the top 10! ;)

  • @pyrmontbridge4737
    @pyrmontbridge4737 Před rokem +3

    I forgot how insane it was day to day back then. The real question is how did he retain a single voter after performances like this.

  • @rblyle382
    @rblyle382 Před 6 lety +31

    "local milk people" oh yeah sure, keep on demonstrating how you have "the best words"

  • @majed8192
    @majed8192 Před 6 lety +4

    Those transcriptions should be the end of him !! even poor not so much advanced countries would be embarrassed by such sayings !!

  • @localmilkpeople1709
    @localmilkpeople1709 Před 6 lety +1487

    Us local milk people have actually employed several refugees. All excellent workers. In the future, please do a little more research before you open your big mouth, Mr. President.

    • @LordAJ12345
      @LordAJ12345 Před 6 lety +102

      Research - Trump
      Does not compute.

    • @philipbooth8076
      @philipbooth8076 Před 6 lety +92

      My wife think that 'local milk people' means local white people not dairy farmers. If that is true then the statement is far far worse.

    • @joeNannaC
      @joeNannaC Před 6 lety +45

      My thought exactly... But of course, if you ask trump where milk comes from, he'd say refrigerator.

    • @NewGuy2534
      @NewGuy2534 Před 6 lety +48

      I have found that imigrant and refugees are gunually hardworking people. They want to work. My grandfather cleaned furnaces to help put his brothers through college, whilst my other grandfather help build the railroads.

    • @beamarla8218
      @beamarla8218 Před 6 lety +21

      I know about local salad people....have no idea who local milk people are....is that breast feeding moms?

  • @boblowney
    @boblowney Před 6 lety +17

    what is the "local milk people?" crazy man.

  • @cxdougxw
    @cxdougxw Před 6 lety +421

    I actually think Trump doesn't know where milk comes from.

  • @JJ-bs5bo
    @JJ-bs5bo Před 6 lety +39

    Brilliant political satire, what is scary is that it is also true facts!

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover Před 6 lety +865

    “Also, while I have you on the phone, could you speak to the White House gardener for me? He’s Mexican, and my administration only speaks American, so if I could just hand the phone to him it’d be terrific if you could tell him to stop running the leaf blower at 6 am, cuz that’s when my political advisors at _Fox & Friends_ tell me what to do. FYI, during the commercials I switch over to cartoons, and sometimes I can barely hear Wile E. Coyote getting blown up over the leaf blower noise. Anyway, here’s Pepe…”
    - _President Trump to President Enrique Peña Nieto_

    • @fidorover2
      @fidorover2 Před 6 lety +56

      LOL. And I would not even be surprised if that quote was real.

    • @juliad.527
      @juliad.527 Před 6 lety +17

      Condor Right! it's sad how often I think that when seeing quotes like these

    • @Mila-Nova
      @Mila-Nova Před 6 lety +11

      Lol i cant tell if the quote is fake or real😂😂😂

    • @derekhettinger451
      @derekhettinger451 Před 6 lety +4

      yes!

    • @brotlowskyrgseg1018
      @brotlowskyrgseg1018 Před 6 lety +30

      Is anyone else concerned that the president of the United States is cought in a strange feedback loop with his own propaganda?

  • @0whatman
    @0whatman Před 6 lety +5

    "I didnt have to dial, I just pick up the phone and he was already listening" I'm crying it's so funny hahahahahahahhaha

  • @zachesherman
    @zachesherman Před 6 lety +29

    Do you guys think "local milk people" refers to dairy farmers? I would have thought milk-men, which would illustrate even more how trapped in the past Drumpf is, as well as his idealization of the 50s and disconnect from modern American life.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 6 lety +168

    As a local milk person, I take offense to all of this. All hail the Cream.

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 Před 6 lety +4

      I played the Psychonauts, I know all about The Milkman

  • @cezararvelo2262
    @cezararvelo2262 Před 6 lety +825

    How's this not enough evidence to impeach already?

    • @ProfessorFickle
      @ProfessorFickle Před 6 lety +46

      Cezar Arvelo takes two years ...if we had republican congressman with a spine... lol 😂

    • @AlexNobleJames
      @AlexNobleJames Před 6 lety +16

      Cezar Arvelo look up what an impeachable offense is

    • @Ether165
      @Ether165 Před 6 lety +30

      Alex, maybe we ought to broaden that criteria at this point. Trump is a disgrace.

    • @davishateslibtards8147
      @davishateslibtards8147 Před 6 lety +7

      What a Dumb libtard.

    • @kevorobo
      @kevorobo Před 6 lety +16

      Not illegal to be stupid.

  • @greg3284
    @greg3284 Před 6 lety +64

    It's all fun and games until there is an accident in the milk mines. I remember in 2013 we'd hired a bunch of Norwegian's to work the south 41 mine. We all knew it was dangerous, that's why none of the locals would work there. When the inevitable milksplosion happened, we couldn't tell the difference between the Nords and the milk that doomed them. Haunts me to this day.

    • @Leprykan1
      @Leprykan1 Před 5 lety +4

      LMFAO!!! Too FUNNY!!!!

    • @cathieburson5534
      @cathieburson5534 Před 5 lety +5

      Those milkmines can be so dangerous you never know when a chocolate chip cookie slide is coming

    • @randallbrotherton4799
      @randallbrotherton4799 Před 5 lety +3

      "When the inevitable milksplosion happened, "~~ROFLMAO!!! for real!! ROFL ROFL fart ROFL ROFL snort ROFL!!!!

    • @randallbrotherton4799
      @randallbrotherton4799 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Leprykan1 i'm still laffing over milksplosion!! ROFL ROFL!!!

  • @mc1dash1b
    @mc1dash1b Před 6 lety +133

    This is so disrespectful of the Clown in Chief.

    • @Shadows11324
      @Shadows11324 Před 6 lety +9

      He deserves it.

    • @speedformercy
      @speedformercy Před 5 lety +7

      as soon as he does anything respectful, we will stop ridiculing him - until then, we will continue to skewer that orange dumpster fire

    • @anthonyd2923
      @anthonyd2923 Před 4 lety

      Wow you're really clever yuck yuck. Will you have his name calling dude. You have absolutely no facts on your side and that's why you do it

  • @aqua-mina
    @aqua-mina Před 6 lety +12

    That last bit about Putin, so funny, so accurate, so sad...

  • @NoahPanton
    @NoahPanton Před 6 lety +52

    Obviously Donald has dementia...😂

    • @mrbenoit5018
      @mrbenoit5018 Před 5 lety +6

      Noah Panton you’re insulting people with dementia.

    • @jeannecheney461
      @jeannecheney461 Před 5 lety +1

      did you read the article where Trump was struggling to sign his name?

  • @gothling1955
    @gothling1955 Před 6 lety +7

    It always gets a laugh out of me when Stephen reaches over to set down an invisible prop (off camera), and the piano punctuates the move. Ah, simple joys! We need them NOW more than ever. Thanks!

  • @maxnullifidian
    @maxnullifidian Před 6 lety +77

    Can you say "laughingstock"?

  • @aquamus
    @aquamus Před 6 lety +44

    John Batiste's comedic piano interjections have improved pretty drastically. They really add to the monologue now

  • @liaxiara2921
    @liaxiara2921 Před 6 lety +13

    I think we've entered the twilight zone. . . .

  • @ataleofthreeidiots7417
    @ataleofthreeidiots7417 Před 6 lety +16

    This is to good watching from
    Canada

  • @markg.7865
    @markg.7865 Před 6 lety +831

    America elected a 70 year old combined version of Beavis & Butt-head!

    • @ArmandoLuis1318
      @ArmandoLuis1318 Před 6 lety +8

      71-year-old

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop Před 6 lety +13

      Mark G. You’re wrong. Don Jr. and Eric are Beavis and Butthead

    • @TheSmittel
      @TheSmittel Před 6 lety +1

      Colbert listeners just Suck at Life! When is the hate cult going to hand out the Jim Jones Kool-aid?

    • @ralphkramden4548
      @ralphkramden4548 Před 6 lety +3

      I'd take that over the wicked witch

    • @olddogcitypound5859
      @olddogcitypound5859 Před 6 lety +10

      Mr.Beavis and Mr.Butthead are much
      smarter😆
      TAKE A DUMP ON t-rump .T.P. FOR MY
      BUNGHOLE

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k Před 6 lety +22

    Trump: "Australia, I know you guys use to have a giant problem with kangaroos rampaging in your cities. Could you tell me how did you guys separated these large, brown, scary, untrained animals from you whit-...uh, from you 'regular people'? I have a similar issue."
    Australia: *hangs up*

  • @Starky513
    @Starky513 Před 6 lety +5

    We are living in a cartoon my friends

  • @evanbrum6357
    @evanbrum6357 Před 6 lety +22

    Stephen is literally the only thing keeping me sane these days. What the fuck is life coming to?

  • @thomthom6268
    @thomthom6268 Před 6 lety +9

    I keep thinking I'm going to wake up, walk to the bathroom, and discover Patrick Duffy in my shower.

  • @roberttrail7013
    @roberttrail7013 Před 6 lety +3

    Hilarious as always Stephen especially you're description of Trump talking about helping the little people. LMAO

  • @vulcanswork
    @vulcanswork Před 6 lety +32

    I also really like the pianist, he is great.

  • @draketran1173
    @draketran1173 Před 5 lety +4

    2019 checking in. Its hell right now.

  • @amyj4106
    @amyj4106 Před 3 lety +2

    I have been looking for the "local milk people" joke for years now! Now I'm supper happy :)

  • @brandonsan1997
    @brandonsan1997 Před 6 lety +5

    They say that you never worry about something until it can harm you. *Starts worrying*

  • @birdorienteering
    @birdorienteering Před 6 lety +14

    It's Simple: Pathological psychopathic liars are able to go very far in life.....

  • @zsr._.3416
    @zsr._.3416 Před 6 lety +146

    I am Mexican but I feel that the people of U.S are intelligent and soon they will realize the truth of their precident, just watch for their interest as an entrepreneur that is.

    • @saral9045
      @saral9045 Před 6 lety +10

      Sergeos Bahena if it was going to happen it should've happened by now though! he's done so many things that should have ended his career in any normal circumstance but his followers apparently have very little sense

    • @RiDankulous
      @RiDankulous Před 6 lety +37

      Almost all of us know. I apologize for this speed bump in our national relations. Long live Mexico and long live the USA!

    • @DarthEquus
      @DarthEquus Před 6 lety +17

      I like your comment. Tacos and burgers for everyone!

    • @mommyofone646
      @mommyofone646 Před 6 lety +24

      I used to be friends with a couple of Trump supporters.. until they were publicly "no Muslims". Unfortunately that's the idiocy of this country. It's pretty sad that every other country is laughing at us because we have this moron as president. It is sad that people still follow his every word like he's going to be some hero to the US.

    • @driftinHank29
      @driftinHank29 Před 6 lety +24

      diana ibarra I have ended several friendships with Trump supporters, some of them 20+ year friendships. I tried real hard to not let politics destroy friendships, but I just could no longer deal with their xenophobic, bigoted rhetoric.

  • @ldred2604
    @ldred2604 Před 6 lety +137

    Surreal - Trump is the biggest joke in the universe

    • @ottopardinas7213
      @ottopardinas7213 Před 5 lety

      Yea a Real joke that's putting more money in your pocket and food on your table, etc.

    • @ItsAllison-ub3vx
      @ItsAllison-ub3vx Před 4 lety +2

      @@ottopardinas7213 Riiiiight. 🙄

    • @jasonolson3133
      @jasonolson3133 Před 4 lety

      @@ottopardinas7213 liar

    • @tudorgramada4164
      @tudorgramada4164 Před 4 lety

      You're the biggest joke bruh, he accomplished thing's that no other president accomplished ever, 750.000 new factories across US, basic house INCOME growth in 2.5 years of 10000$, biggest cut on taxes in history, we can say he made America a real business 👏

  • @rambo212234
    @rambo212234 Před 6 lety +9

    DT shows sign of mental instability....don't let him near the nuke button/switch...

  • @markitob7382
    @markitob7382 Před 6 lety +70

    Guaranteed he does not run again in 2020

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Před 6 lety +20

      If he dose and win then it will turn out Isis is right about one thing: America is hated by God

    • @HRRRRRDRRRRR
      @HRRRRRDRRRRR Před 6 lety +17

      It's only been 8 months since he was signed into office, can you seriously see him there for another 3 years...?

    • @draconicepic4124
      @draconicepic4124 Před 6 lety +12

      With the Republicans running the country? Yes! Most Republicians don't have the guts to oppose Trump.

    • @arecus54
      @arecus54 Před 6 lety +6

      Frankly I couldnt even see him not losing by a landslide, let alone getting elected.

    • @test1test219
      @test1test219 Před 6 lety +1

      markito B If the investigations close in on his business dealings Enoch I could see him NOT running to remove himself from further scrutiny. That or if he knows he won't win a second time. He's much rather say he stepped away because he got bored or so other lame excuse than to run and lose.

  • @johngulino2651
    @johngulino2651 Před rokem +1

    This is classic. “They’re not going to work for the local milk people…”😂❤️👍🏻

  • @Ghent2007
    @Ghent2007 Před 6 lety +7

    The "local milk people" was referring to the Australian dairy farmers, folks!!!

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Před 6 lety +1

      Thank you, distant electronic typing individual

  • @BdR76
    @BdR76 Před 6 lety +84

    1:14 A better catchphrase for Trump would be "did I do that?" ;) Also, "Family Matters" would be a fitting sitcom name for this Trump administration.

    • @hairyasstruman2163
      @hairyasstruman2163 Před 6 lety +2

      BdR76 "arrested development" would also fit. Just change switch George M and Maeby with Donald and Ivanka and you have yourself a great remake of a classic

  • @breathethesun1605
    @breathethesun1605 Před 6 lety +7

    Local milk people? What is the meaning of this? Like cooped up cows unable to complain or fight back? Greetings from Germany Your President is perfect Entertainment 👍😂

  • @karenshaub8273
    @karenshaub8273 Před 3 lety +1

    He was outed. Again. And this is one of my favorites!

  • @David_F97
    @David_F97 Před 6 lety +8

    This is golden. 😂 love this stuff.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před 6 lety +370

    People who are unaware/misled on the subject of immigration/refugees ask "Why don't immigrants come here legally or stay here if they know they are illegal?," "If they are here why don't they apply for citizenship to stay?," "Why should we keep them here if they are taking jobs away from Americans?," and "Why should we care about immigrants/refugees if they don't benefit the country/me personally?" Well I have a few answers/explanations.
    Many Americans don't realize how hard applying for/earning legal status takes. Much like achieving refugee status/vetting to seek asylum (which can take up to 2 years), getting legal immigration status can take 1-3 years no matter where you come from. If you have a relative who is an American/some1 sponsoring you then you can save time, but most immigrants/refugees don't. Whether you are an immigrant, refugee, or asylum seeker, no 1 from any country can get on a plane and become a citizen overnight regardless of what conservatives/isolationists claim. According to the Constitution, only citizens can vote in our elections (not immigrants/refugees), and if you vote illegally you go to jail. And I found that the best case scenario for some1 to legally earn U.S. citizenship takes at the minimum 6 years (seriously, try planning a family vacation 6 years in advance and hope that no 1 dies/is born or something affects your plans).
    If some1 wants to come to the U.S. legally for work/an education and they are willing to put in the time (several years)/money (tens of thousands of dollars) to do so we have no right to deport them (regardless of their race, religion, origins, or native language) since this is the idea of the American dream. Despite President Trump's travel bans (which have all failed in the courts), it's unconstitutional to ban people based on national origin without valid reasons. When people are trying to escape civil war, crimes, or poverty and seek shelter in the U.S. sometimes their only option is to take the risk and come illegally then seek citizenship once they are here. Now I will admit that any1 coming into the country illegally is committing a crime, but if we made it easier/faster to come in legally then we would have fewer illegal immigrants in America. And studies have shown that immigrants, refugees, and asylum seekers commit fewer crimes as a % of their population than native-born citizens (because they know they would receive harsher sentences/be deported if convicted).
    By law, businesses/corporations aren't supposed to hire illegal immigrants (and sometimes refugees/asylum seekers) and instead report them to be deported, but they often don't. They hire illegal immigrants/refugees, because they can be paid less than the U.S. minimum wage/not be guaranteed benefits. That said, illegal immigrants/refugees who have jobs do pay taxes which benefits our economy, but unless they become legal citizens, most never receive government-funded benefits like social security, food stamps, and Medicare/Medicaid (and those who do have to live/work in the U.S. for 5 years 1st). Whenever some1 claims illegal immigrants are taking away jobs from Americans, this is only part right. Many don't have the equivalent of a high school education so they often take jobs as farmers, construction workers, maids, gardeners, janitors, and restaurant workers, which are jobs many Americans don't typically want. And many manufacturing/coal mining jobs were lost due to automation/outsourcing, while legal immigrants tend to have college educations/the capability to start business and create jobs in the U.S.
    Finally, many people who come here illegally or seek refugee/asylum status don't tend to stay for more than a few years (some do but not the majority), and they work to earn money to send back to their families or seek safe heaven until they can return home. When they do get a job, they are jobs that many of us don't want, but if a boss hired an illegal immigrant/refugee over an American, why aren't you mad at the person who didn't hire you because you would be paid more? President Trump's border wall (as The Young Turks have pointed out) won't keep immigrants/refugees out, and make keeping them in easier. Nowadays the fastest growing groups of immigrants are Latin Americans (the 7 countries south of Mexico) and East Asians (Chinese, Japanese, Filipinos, and Indians), while more Mexican immigrants are returning home in recent years. And without cheap immigrant/overseas labor, the prices of everyday goods would go up since they will cost more to make here by American workers.
    Overall we do have an illegal immigration/refugee problem, but there are solutions we can take to solve the problem asides from deporting them all. And despite the negative rhetoric by some, America benefits more from immigrants/refugees than we are hurt by them. If you read all of this, thank you and share your thoughts/opinions.

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet Před 6 lety +4

      Jesse Torres Is this the only comment you know how to copy and paste? I have seen it several times

    • @erebos7539
      @erebos7539 Před 6 lety +22

      Try putting this on more websites than just the two Colbert videos. It's well thought out but this is a CZcams comment section, so idk if anyone else will read it.

    • @karinaknight4028
      @karinaknight4028 Před 6 lety +24

      You've pointed out the exact promplems with that ideology that immigrants are bad for the economy and whatnot
      But the problem is majority of Trump supporters are under-educated and don't understand the system itself
      And the ones that do, such as the rich Trump support just want to take advantage of the ignorant supports and Trump to get their agendas done (Republican trying to alleviate the riches' and their own problem, like tax cut with the health care repeal and replace)

    • @rashmicp4356
      @rashmicp4356 Před 6 lety +22

      Jesse Torres thank you. that was a very wise and well knitted piece. I agree with you on all points.

    • @varana
      @varana Před 6 lety +12

      And in the end, none of this beautiful post will matter, at all.
      Because this is not about facts. Feelings trump facts. And this is about feelings.
      If your narrative fortifies the readers' preconceived understanding of what's happening, it's not important whether you're factually wrong. You will be believed.
      If there is no fixed opinion on the subject, and just about generally, appeal to an us-versus-them mindset. Take the opposite of what you want, label it as "that's what _they_ say", and presto. You will be believed.
      In this political climate, it is the great tragedy of the political centre that facts don't matter, knowledge is frowned upon, and solutions are not the goal.

  • @debdootmukherjee2579
    @debdootmukherjee2579 Před 6 lety +292

    *Thanks USA for the constant comedy that your President provides to us even when we are far off in India*
    Keep them coming Trumpy xD
    These make our day!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @draconicepic4124
      @draconicepic4124 Před 6 lety +22

      The only thing Trump is good for is a laugh; however, this idiot might get us into war with North Korea resulting in a lot of people dying. D:

    • @debdootmukherjee2579
      @debdootmukherjee2579 Před 6 lety +12

      DraconicEpic No he wont. He is too coward to even imagine his trump towers globally being shot down by the Koreans XD
      He cares for them the most.
      He too knows he'd have to go back to business after 2020. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sf6555
      @sf6555 Před 6 lety +5

      Not to mention all these late night comedians are on a roll. Enough fodder for them for the next decade : )

    • @WorksOnMyComputer
      @WorksOnMyComputer Před 6 lety +19

      Its bad isn't it. Now google, "us income inequality".

    • @TheDarkria
      @TheDarkria Před 6 lety +12

      Preston Ward the fact they're living through that and still laughing at us is a shame...

  • @juliebiddle1636
    @juliebiddle1636 Před 6 lety +8

    AGH! He missed one. We are the Milk People, here to show you the whey...

  • @JuanGonzalez-gi6jt
    @JuanGonzalez-gi6jt Před 4 lety +2

    Cooking breakfast while watching this then I hear. " Que estas hablando ,Willis?" I busted out laughing 😂 made my morning.

  • @alifariz0
    @alifariz0 Před 6 lety +35

    As an outsider i would request pls dont impeach trump he makes me laugh everyday
    The best comedian in history for sure

    • @alphawolf7417
      @alphawolf7417 Před 6 lety +1

      ali fariz hey he can make you laugh....in a nut house

  • @andrewcarmichael2371
    @andrewcarmichael2371 Před 6 lety +12

    The world greatest person is Hayao Miyazaki. Not Trump.

  • @jagan9235
    @jagan9235 Před 6 lety +1

    This is where I get my news from

  • @alfapainting5790
    @alfapainting5790 Před 5 lety +1

    what a shame

  • @finky110
    @finky110 Před 6 lety +6

    at this point American politics is just fucking tragic

  • @lukemichel6454
    @lukemichel6454 Před 6 lety +312

    I LOVE YOU STEVEN

    • @sawaowo6764
      @sawaowo6764 Před 6 lety +51

      thanks luke

    • @juliad.527
      @juliad.527 Před 6 lety +12

      steven lown that was brilliant

    • @OpusTheLeftie
      @OpusTheLeftie Před 6 lety +1

      You're a pretty bad boyfriend, then. At least I can spell his damn name lmao.

    • @zack19192
      @zack19192 Před 6 lety +5

      you might want to spell his name right before saying you love him.

    • @Sk-qt8ro
      @Sk-qt8ro Před 6 lety

      zack19192 y mad?

  • @prashantramachandran2153
    @prashantramachandran2153 Před 5 lety +2

    Wow, watching this now and can't believe it's been a year. So many lies on a daily basis that most end up getting forgotten.

  • @forgetfulfunctor1
    @forgetfulfunctor1 Před 6 lety +8

    That leaker did God's work, que estas hablando Steven?

  • @amyd2798
    @amyd2798 Před 6 lety +26

    leaks still continuing.. guess it wasn't reince priebus.. now where would Trump get another fly swatter from? new job opening for the "local fly swatting people" 😂

    • @marcim4024
      @marcim4024 Před 6 lety +8

      amy d Not leaks. Whistleblowing to show the real Trump to those that won't believe court records.

    • @amyd2798
      @amyd2798 Před 6 lety +3

      Wakemewhenits Over well.. the people who won't believe them.. I don't think anything will convince them otherwise.. even if they see Trump literally murdering someone..
      p.s.. ur name is appropriate.. seems like you can wake up pretty soon now...👍

    • @sandyholguin4551
      @sandyholguin4551 Před 6 lety

      amy d wow like Killary.And Obummer

    • @amyd2798
      @amyd2798 Před 6 lety

      Sandy Holguin are u talking about the job??
      well.. don't you think it would be a bit costly to give Obama the job???? 😂
      and I never did get these "nicknames".. put some thought into it.. u can come up with much more imaginitave ones...

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus Před 6 lety +3

    Mad props for Koala Lumpur. And I'm from Singapore

  • @God-hm5dt
    @God-hm5dt Před 3 lety +1

    Everyone outside of the US is laughing so hard right now.

  • @CaliforniaGirl-qk5kq
    @CaliforniaGirl-qk5kq Před 5 lety +3

    Steven is a true national treasure. I was laughing so much that I started to cry. And yes, New Hampshire is a drug infested den.

  • @adamausaw1573
    @adamausaw1573 Před 6 lety +3

    Lol this guy on the keyboard always makes sure to let the crowd know that a joke didn't hit dead on. Lol a savage with that sound effect.

  • @manuelbaut1044
    @manuelbaut1044 Před 2 lety +3

    I still can’t believe people voted For Trump 🤦‍♂️

    • @pizzamakers4374
      @pizzamakers4374 Před 2 lety

      He was smart and told the truth The media is cutting these tapes and not showing the whole video

  • @Roiyachan
    @Roiyachan Před 6 lety +2

    Lol this is so unreal..... why do we have such an inarticulate president communicating with world leaders???

  • @ygrabo
    @ygrabo Před 5 lety

    This has to resurface right now!

  • @walker7601
    @walker7601 Před 6 lety +3

    To think that this man has the full support of 36% of US voters. Sad!!!

  • @PanchoVilla-fe8pt
    @PanchoVilla-fe8pt Před 6 lety +14

    This is HIGH key not funny cause it actually happened...

  • @jnm666
    @jnm666 Před 4 lety +1

    Should have not given him a chance

  • @sirMAXX77
    @sirMAXX77 Před 6 lety +1

    Hell no, dude. Talking shit about New Hampshire. Them fightin' words.

  • @formerlyknownas123
    @formerlyknownas123 Před 6 lety +4

    I love when Stephen and John banter.

  • @arjunbhatta6904
    @arjunbhatta6904 Před 6 lety +3

    I am so disappointed that you didn't follow the Usain Bolt joke by calling Trump Insane Dolt.

  • @timbumgarner4867
    @timbumgarner4867 Před 4 lety +1

    He killed on this on!

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas Před 4 lety +4

    2 years later and Trump has only gotten worse, not better.

  • @angelbiojo7499
    @angelbiojo7499 Před 5 lety +3

    No respect for whomever he's addressing to.