Trump Begged Mexico's President To Lie
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- Stephen 'condemns' whichever White House employee leaked Trump's embarrassing phone calls with Mexico's President and Australia's Prime Minister.
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I never did get over him saying that Mexico will pay for the wall. Why would they ever agree to that? Why would people ever buy that idea that Mexico would pay for it? I get why some people are into the wall. Ignorance, and bigotry, but i'm talking about besides that. Why the fuck would Mexico ever pay for that thing? Why did millions of Americans chat it in full confidence? Never understood it.Than again 9 out of 10 things Trump says, and his supporters agree with I don't understand.
"I could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any votes" - Donald J. Trump
Just as stupid as believing banning 1.7billion people is a solution to a problem. You just can't begin to understand some levels of stupidity.
I've had similar thoughts, but then what we need to do in the thought process is boil it down to its fundamentals. How much would it cost, how long to build etc etc....and you compare that to a process of negotiating with another country I come to two end thoughts. Either Trump never had the intention to the build the wall and would just fake nagging/negotiating with Mexico for two terms - not unheard of in politics to look like you're trying to do what you promised....OR my other thought was simple, look at America's 1%, they can all look under the couch, find nothing money, be taxed once and once only for a wall build and they wouldn;t feel the slightest pinch in their wallets....but that's not what is happening which brings me back to the fake negotiations. We all know mexico will not pay, so, he's faking it...for possibly 8 years to come.
Alternatively....300 million pay only 26.6 dollars each over a period of four years - there is your wall.
Luis S. Ugh don't remind me of that quote, I was so mad that he could say that and get away with it! And I'm not even American!
Why you gotta go there Well, while I agree...i am guilty to an extent. I thought Americans, as a whole, were more intelligent. I am cognizant that some are racist and some not intelligent ..but i don't get the 52% of women and a lot of the men. I thought we were smarter...we're not.
Trump is a huge disappointment. His first 6 months = that feeling you get when you just finished showering and have to shit
Why don't you do it the other way around?
Dylan Barkhuizen Or both.
Dražen Keković a "disappointment" means you had to have had hopes for him to begin with. Did you _really_?
Dražen Keković lmfao
To quote Malcolm in the Middle: "I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed."
SNL couldn't even come up with something this ridiculous!
SNL never thought that bilateral executive call could be funny
I'm sure you in a mental health hospital because a normal person can't agree with that Moran seating at the white house
@@paco69741 "Moran" huh? Spelling moron correctly would be wise when calling someone else moron. Moron.
Headaches, Trump. You give me HEADACHES.
I miss Drake & Josh
Also, he lost New Hampshire.
I think he was talking about the primary.
+Elliott Killian
That's kinda worse.... in a way.
That he's so bereft of wins that he has to dig all the way back to the primaries to tout how "great" he is? Sad.
No wonder, they are all on drugs apparently. ;)
FaeQueenCory bereft of wins? On what planet was Donald Trump bereft of wins? He won ten more states than Clinton
Due to gerrymandering and voter suppression.
Why does Trump always think he is the best person for everything. Maybe it's from his upbringing, where everything is given to him, and nothing he's ever earned. Trump needs to learn that accolades are earned not something one gives to oneself. SMH
Cheetos Ortiz he's never heard the phrase "self praise is no praise"
Self praise is international disgrace.
Many rich kids have that. They compare themselves with other kids who dont have as much, but all they see is that their own life is easier so they must be smarter. It's the only explanation.
+AC Simmons
In Trump's biography.... from the 90s? Maybe it was the early 2000s...
It said that Trump equated wealth, regardless of how it was attained, with intelligence.
Which is why he is obsessed with saying he's a billionaire when he's just a millionaire, and why he has almost nothing but CEOs in his cabinet.
For Trump, bank account = IQ.
+FaeQueenCory But isn't the Donald in billions in debt? Ivanka said he was at one point. So, if all that debt outweighs his supposed wealth, then that would make him DUMBER THAN A BRICK (and he is that).
Colbert nails it every time. This president just keeps providing fresh comedic material on a daily basis.
If nothing else, this administration has been a veritable gold mine for late-night comedians.
mikefromwa
That's probably the "jobs created" numbers that FUX news throws out & low unemployment. Trumpy keeps comedians employed..😂
Might as well have a laugh as our society collapses
There was an interview with someone from some political drama show and they were talking about how it undermines drama. Stephens response with a smile was "it's good for comedy though".
Ikr
True that, but that's because:
A. The comedians aren't that funny and cant come up with anything else.
B. Their audience is a bunch of CNN lemmings who are told what to think
The Art of No Deal
Toad Jiang my thoughts exactly
Yeah, of laughing.
Icruz210 Tired of winning yet?
Toad Jiang Art of the lie
Toad Jiang The Art of having somebody else write your book for you.
I like his trump impression
abhishek goel always my favourite part.
"Putin was so eazy, I didn't even have to dial. I just picked up the phone and he was already listening" That part made me laugh
Colbert's Trump impersonation is gold! Hahaha
Totally agree hahahhaha
The local milk people?
Who the f**k talks like that?
He is so damn weird .
his vocabulary stops improving at the age of 5. That's why.
This is the same guy who called Putin's nuclear arsenal "tippy-top" and once said "The deals come out of my ears!"
What else can I say?
Zguy09 - Oh, they're coming out of his ears, alright - in one and out the other!
Someone with dementia. My grandma had it and her downfall is similar to Trump right now. When he first ran for President in 1999, he spoke alot more clearly and he was at least principled. He still was terrible, but he wasn't so racist. He ran for the reform party nomination, and when David Duke and other White nationalists joined he left the race in protest despite being in the lead. Fast forward to 2016, David Duke is endorsing him and all Trump has to say is "I have no idea who David Duke is or about white nationalism". Which could mean either one of two things, one: he did actually know, but was hesitant to condemn because white nationalists are a big part of his voter base or two: he honestly didn't know and had simply forgotten because he's suffering from dementia so his mental capacity has deteriorated. He's increasingly unable to talk normally, which is just like my Grandma, and he's getting increasingly paranoid. So it could be a combination of the two, but I think the reason he's so unhinged is because he's in the early stages of dementia, because if he was purposefully ignorant I doubt he would fuck up so hard consistently since he first announced his candidacy.
Past Presidents did have mental diseases when in office, the main one I can think of was Reagan who suffered from Alzeihmers, a form of Dementia. His staff talked about how difficult it was to communicate concepts to him and having to use toy soldiers to explain things to him. While it's unclear how early this was (you could see him looking a little confused in the 1984 debates), it probably did affect his presidency especially as Bush Sr began taking over more responsibilities. Still, he was at least able to put on a public persona and talk normally, certainly better than Trump could in 1999.
Don't think it's dementia in the case of Trump. Narcissists tend to age pretty badly. And if one thing is abundantly clear, it's that Trump is a full blown malignant narcissist.
Someone who says they're the world's greatest person, definitely isn't really the world's greatest person.
Almost always the opposite
similar to what tywin said
Maddie B. A
hahahaha... Australia known as "Koala Lampur" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia fans here 😂😂😂
What a simpleton trump is. He embarrasses our country each and every day.
IMPEACH THAT ORANGE CLOWN !
You sound so smart. So tell the world exactly why they should impeach Trump?
Im asking every one of you 72 who "liked" that moron.
Exactly on what grounds you impeach?? Lets hear it.
Lets see, unemployment is the lowest rate in 50 years. Stocks are at the highest level ever. And companies are moving back to do business with America. You're just a moron
@@anthonyd2923 you people are so blind its nerve racking
@@anthonyd2923 it's hilarious to see ignorant and arrogant Americans like you, defending a criminal who's ruining your country and it's reputation. USA has gone from one of the world's superpowers to a tragic joke. At first it was fun to see this clown in the White house but now I just feel bad for y'all Americans. Can't speak for the entire world but at least in Europe, USA is loosing what little respect and reputation you had left. Impeach the orange fucker before he destroys the rest of the world
My god the phone call with the Mexican President was almost as stupid as SNL made it look.
Ethan Hoffart I was only waiting for "prepare to go to war". I am really disappointed.
Actually, it's "Que?" Not "Okay." Que is Spanish for "what."
Paul Johnson did you read the comment?
The Writers at SNL could take the rest of the Trump presidency off and just write down what he says.
My question is: did Trump watch the SNL episode in question and then used it as his teleprompt during his actual call to the Mexican pres?
Lmao there you have it Trumpsters, even Trump dislikes the people that voted for him.
he likes the local milk people though.
Trumptards: "You just don't understand foreign relations, he's just doing his utmost to ensure America is great again. He is the world's greatest person. Period."
Frank We miss you, Sean.
this video just converted me to anti-trump.
And you think they will believe this is real? They'll just keep stuffing their head further up their ass and keep saying it's all fake.
"We're not babies...even if we have baby hands"
Stephen Colbert, what would we do without you? Hilarious!
"Who do you believe? The person who denied it or the person who was lying?". F'ing love it!!! It is sad when we have to look to other countries to find trustworthy leaders of state.
" When I called Putin I didn't dial.When I picked up the phone he was already listening".CLASSIC COLBERT
Mr Perez. How refreshing. Love it 😃
A buddy told me that people in the U.K. are recording these "developments" as though they were an ongoing soap opera. This "assministration" has lowered our government to the level of the Gong Show.
Wayne Wright It's true. Here in Canada too. Sorry about that.
I understand Canada laughing, but the UK isn't in the position to do so considering their circumstances.
while i agree the US is currently a shit show right now, you should look up UK's last election... now that was something special! You should see how many votes Elmo and a trashcan got, literally...
It is not just in the UK...we are laughing in Australia too.
I'M watching this like a soap opera, and I'm american. At this point trump actually and honestly not being... himself would actually faze me. Hell, if he actually did collude with Russia and were part of a super deep and complicated and evil crime scheme I wouldn't even be surprised, more like a flat "oh. That's what he was doing."
I doubt he would actually resign, he's too proud.
I need the house painted. The painter will pay for that...
This is the guy with access to the nuclear codes. Bigly frightening.
"local milk people" He is so disconnected w/ American people that he seems to not understand basic job descriptions in America other than his BS rhetoric about bringing back coal jobs.
Colbert and Seth Meyers are crushing this year. It helps that trump is a joke
Youre CUTE Pic GIVES me HOPE for Humanity. Have a luvvvly Day BEAUTIFUL.
Colbert has one ear, explains why he didn't hear Trump is innocent
Spoken like a true uninformed baby millennial
@@akr7250 Cuteness gives you hope??
You just to find everything that's wrong with this world you vain, shallow idiot
@@akr7250 Dumbest thing ever written.
Trump makes Nixon look like a great president
Cameren Ceniceros sad but true.
you mean bush.
Well, Nixon's name did receive applause and Woohoo's on a John Oliver segment :D In the words of John Oliver: Really?! Wow! History has changed!
Cameren Ceniceros and he makes Bush look like a smart one. Lol!
To be fair, at least Nixon was more than competent at the job itself. Trump is incompetent to a level unprecedented in American history
And again Stephen Colbert made it into the german trends. Every week, at least one of his videos makes it into the top 10! ;)
I forgot how insane it was day to day back then. The real question is how did he retain a single voter after performances like this.
"local milk people" oh yeah sure, keep on demonstrating how you have "the best words"
Those transcriptions should be the end of him !! even poor not so much advanced countries would be embarrassed by such sayings !!
Us local milk people have actually employed several refugees. All excellent workers. In the future, please do a little more research before you open your big mouth, Mr. President.
Research - Trump
Does not compute.
My wife think that 'local milk people' means local white people not dairy farmers. If that is true then the statement is far far worse.
My thought exactly... But of course, if you ask trump where milk comes from, he'd say refrigerator.
I have found that imigrant and refugees are gunually hardworking people. They want to work. My grandfather cleaned furnaces to help put his brothers through college, whilst my other grandfather help build the railroads.
I know about local salad people....have no idea who local milk people are....is that breast feeding moms?
what is the "local milk people?" crazy man.
I actually think Trump doesn't know where milk comes from.
From people apparently
The milk jug. Duh.
@@bethanyscarbrough3416 from almonds lol
pussy cats/porn stars would be trumps best guess
He thinks it comes from Shop -Rite
Brilliant political satire, what is scary is that it is also true facts!
“Also, while I have you on the phone, could you speak to the White House gardener for me? He’s Mexican, and my administration only speaks American, so if I could just hand the phone to him it’d be terrific if you could tell him to stop running the leaf blower at 6 am, cuz that’s when my political advisors at _Fox & Friends_ tell me what to do. FYI, during the commercials I switch over to cartoons, and sometimes I can barely hear Wile E. Coyote getting blown up over the leaf blower noise. Anyway, here’s Pepe…”
- _President Trump to President Enrique Peña Nieto_
LOL. And I would not even be surprised if that quote was real.
Condor Right! it's sad how often I think that when seeing quotes like these
Lol i cant tell if the quote is fake or real😂😂😂
yes!
Is anyone else concerned that the president of the United States is cought in a strange feedback loop with his own propaganda?
"I didnt have to dial, I just pick up the phone and he was already listening" I'm crying it's so funny hahahahahahahhaha
Do you guys think "local milk people" refers to dairy farmers? I would have thought milk-men, which would illustrate even more how trapped in the past Drumpf is, as well as his idealization of the 50s and disconnect from modern American life.
As a local milk person, I take offense to all of this. All hail the Cream.
I played the Psychonauts, I know all about The Milkman
How's this not enough evidence to impeach already?
Cezar Arvelo takes two years ...if we had republican congressman with a spine... lol 😂
Cezar Arvelo look up what an impeachable offense is
Alex, maybe we ought to broaden that criteria at this point. Trump is a disgrace.
What a Dumb libtard.
Not illegal to be stupid.
It's all fun and games until there is an accident in the milk mines. I remember in 2013 we'd hired a bunch of Norwegian's to work the south 41 mine. We all knew it was dangerous, that's why none of the locals would work there. When the inevitable milksplosion happened, we couldn't tell the difference between the Nords and the milk that doomed them. Haunts me to this day.
LMFAO!!! Too FUNNY!!!!
Those milkmines can be so dangerous you never know when a chocolate chip cookie slide is coming
"When the inevitable milksplosion happened, "~~ROFLMAO!!! for real!! ROFL ROFL fart ROFL ROFL snort ROFL!!!!
@@Leprykan1 i'm still laffing over milksplosion!! ROFL ROFL!!!
This is so disrespectful of the Clown in Chief.
He deserves it.
as soon as he does anything respectful, we will stop ridiculing him - until then, we will continue to skewer that orange dumpster fire
Wow you're really clever yuck yuck. Will you have his name calling dude. You have absolutely no facts on your side and that's why you do it
That last bit about Putin, so funny, so accurate, so sad...
Obviously Donald has dementia...😂
Noah Panton you’re insulting people with dementia.
did you read the article where Trump was struggling to sign his name?
It always gets a laugh out of me when Stephen reaches over to set down an invisible prop (off camera), and the piano punctuates the move. Ah, simple joys! We need them NOW more than ever. Thanks!
Can you say "laughingstock"?
John Batiste's comedic piano interjections have improved pretty drastically. They really add to the monologue now
Cold blooded.
I think we've entered the twilight zone. . . .
This is to good watching from
Canada
America elected a 70 year old combined version of Beavis & Butt-head!
71-year-old
Mark G. You’re wrong. Don Jr. and Eric are Beavis and Butthead
Colbert listeners just Suck at Life! When is the hate cult going to hand out the Jim Jones Kool-aid?
I'd take that over the wicked witch
Mr.Beavis and Mr.Butthead are much
smarter😆
TAKE A DUMP ON t-rump .T.P. FOR MY
BUNGHOLE
Trump: "Australia, I know you guys use to have a giant problem with kangaroos rampaging in your cities. Could you tell me how did you guys separated these large, brown, scary, untrained animals from you whit-...uh, from you 'regular people'? I have a similar issue."
Australia: *hangs up*
We are living in a cartoon my friends
Stephen is literally the only thing keeping me sane these days. What the fuck is life coming to?
I keep thinking I'm going to wake up, walk to the bathroom, and discover Patrick Duffy in my shower.
Hilarious as always Stephen especially you're description of Trump talking about helping the little people. LMAO
I also really like the pianist, he is great.
2019 checking in. Its hell right now.
I have been looking for the "local milk people" joke for years now! Now I'm supper happy :)
They say that you never worry about something until it can harm you. *Starts worrying*
It's Simple: Pathological psychopathic liars are able to go very far in life.....
I am Mexican but I feel that the people of U.S are intelligent and soon they will realize the truth of their precident, just watch for their interest as an entrepreneur that is.
Sergeos Bahena if it was going to happen it should've happened by now though! he's done so many things that should have ended his career in any normal circumstance but his followers apparently have very little sense
Almost all of us know. I apologize for this speed bump in our national relations. Long live Mexico and long live the USA!
I like your comment. Tacos and burgers for everyone!
I used to be friends with a couple of Trump supporters.. until they were publicly "no Muslims". Unfortunately that's the idiocy of this country. It's pretty sad that every other country is laughing at us because we have this moron as president. It is sad that people still follow his every word like he's going to be some hero to the US.
diana ibarra I have ended several friendships with Trump supporters, some of them 20+ year friendships. I tried real hard to not let politics destroy friendships, but I just could no longer deal with their xenophobic, bigoted rhetoric.
Surreal - Trump is the biggest joke in the universe
Yea a Real joke that's putting more money in your pocket and food on your table, etc.
@@ottopardinas7213 Riiiiight. 🙄
@@ottopardinas7213 liar
You're the biggest joke bruh, he accomplished thing's that no other president accomplished ever, 750.000 new factories across US, basic house INCOME growth in 2.5 years of 10000$, biggest cut on taxes in history, we can say he made America a real business 👏
DT shows sign of mental instability....don't let him near the nuke button/switch...
Guaranteed he does not run again in 2020
If he dose and win then it will turn out Isis is right about one thing: America is hated by God
It's only been 8 months since he was signed into office, can you seriously see him there for another 3 years...?
With the Republicans running the country? Yes! Most Republicians don't have the guts to oppose Trump.
Frankly I couldnt even see him not losing by a landslide, let alone getting elected.
markito B If the investigations close in on his business dealings Enoch I could see him NOT running to remove himself from further scrutiny. That or if he knows he won't win a second time. He's much rather say he stepped away because he got bored or so other lame excuse than to run and lose.
This is classic. “They’re not going to work for the local milk people…”😂❤️👍🏻
The "local milk people" was referring to the Australian dairy farmers, folks!!!
Thank you, distant electronic typing individual
1:14 A better catchphrase for Trump would be "did I do that?" ;) Also, "Family Matters" would be a fitting sitcom name for this Trump administration.
BdR76 "arrested development" would also fit. Just change switch George M and Maeby with Donald and Ivanka and you have yourself a great remake of a classic
Local milk people? What is the meaning of this? Like cooped up cows unable to complain or fight back? Greetings from Germany Your President is perfect Entertainment 👍😂
He was outed. Again. And this is one of my favorites!
This is golden. 😂 love this stuff.
People who are unaware/misled on the subject of immigration/refugees ask "Why don't immigrants come here legally or stay here if they know they are illegal?," "If they are here why don't they apply for citizenship to stay?," "Why should we keep them here if they are taking jobs away from Americans?," and "Why should we care about immigrants/refugees if they don't benefit the country/me personally?" Well I have a few answers/explanations.
Many Americans don't realize how hard applying for/earning legal status takes. Much like achieving refugee status/vetting to seek asylum (which can take up to 2 years), getting legal immigration status can take 1-3 years no matter where you come from. If you have a relative who is an American/some1 sponsoring you then you can save time, but most immigrants/refugees don't. Whether you are an immigrant, refugee, or asylum seeker, no 1 from any country can get on a plane and become a citizen overnight regardless of what conservatives/isolationists claim. According to the Constitution, only citizens can vote in our elections (not immigrants/refugees), and if you vote illegally you go to jail. And I found that the best case scenario for some1 to legally earn U.S. citizenship takes at the minimum 6 years (seriously, try planning a family vacation 6 years in advance and hope that no 1 dies/is born or something affects your plans).
If some1 wants to come to the U.S. legally for work/an education and they are willing to put in the time (several years)/money (tens of thousands of dollars) to do so we have no right to deport them (regardless of their race, religion, origins, or native language) since this is the idea of the American dream. Despite President Trump's travel bans (which have all failed in the courts), it's unconstitutional to ban people based on national origin without valid reasons. When people are trying to escape civil war, crimes, or poverty and seek shelter in the U.S. sometimes their only option is to take the risk and come illegally then seek citizenship once they are here. Now I will admit that any1 coming into the country illegally is committing a crime, but if we made it easier/faster to come in legally then we would have fewer illegal immigrants in America. And studies have shown that immigrants, refugees, and asylum seekers commit fewer crimes as a % of their population than native-born citizens (because they know they would receive harsher sentences/be deported if convicted).
By law, businesses/corporations aren't supposed to hire illegal immigrants (and sometimes refugees/asylum seekers) and instead report them to be deported, but they often don't. They hire illegal immigrants/refugees, because they can be paid less than the U.S. minimum wage/not be guaranteed benefits. That said, illegal immigrants/refugees who have jobs do pay taxes which benefits our economy, but unless they become legal citizens, most never receive government-funded benefits like social security, food stamps, and Medicare/Medicaid (and those who do have to live/work in the U.S. for 5 years 1st). Whenever some1 claims illegal immigrants are taking away jobs from Americans, this is only part right. Many don't have the equivalent of a high school education so they often take jobs as farmers, construction workers, maids, gardeners, janitors, and restaurant workers, which are jobs many Americans don't typically want. And many manufacturing/coal mining jobs were lost due to automation/outsourcing, while legal immigrants tend to have college educations/the capability to start business and create jobs in the U.S.
Finally, many people who come here illegally or seek refugee/asylum status don't tend to stay for more than a few years (some do but not the majority), and they work to earn money to send back to their families or seek safe heaven until they can return home. When they do get a job, they are jobs that many of us don't want, but if a boss hired an illegal immigrant/refugee over an American, why aren't you mad at the person who didn't hire you because you would be paid more? President Trump's border wall (as The Young Turks have pointed out) won't keep immigrants/refugees out, and make keeping them in easier. Nowadays the fastest growing groups of immigrants are Latin Americans (the 7 countries south of Mexico) and East Asians (Chinese, Japanese, Filipinos, and Indians), while more Mexican immigrants are returning home in recent years. And without cheap immigrant/overseas labor, the prices of everyday goods would go up since they will cost more to make here by American workers.
Overall we do have an illegal immigration/refugee problem, but there are solutions we can take to solve the problem asides from deporting them all. And despite the negative rhetoric by some, America benefits more from immigrants/refugees than we are hurt by them. If you read all of this, thank you and share your thoughts/opinions.
Jesse Torres Is this the only comment you know how to copy and paste? I have seen it several times
Try putting this on more websites than just the two Colbert videos. It's well thought out but this is a CZcams comment section, so idk if anyone else will read it.
You've pointed out the exact promplems with that ideology that immigrants are bad for the economy and whatnot
But the problem is majority of Trump supporters are under-educated and don't understand the system itself
And the ones that do, such as the rich Trump support just want to take advantage of the ignorant supports and Trump to get their agendas done (Republican trying to alleviate the riches' and their own problem, like tax cut with the health care repeal and replace)
Jesse Torres thank you. that was a very wise and well knitted piece. I agree with you on all points.
And in the end, none of this beautiful post will matter, at all.
Because this is not about facts. Feelings trump facts. And this is about feelings.
If your narrative fortifies the readers' preconceived understanding of what's happening, it's not important whether you're factually wrong. You will be believed.
If there is no fixed opinion on the subject, and just about generally, appeal to an us-versus-them mindset. Take the opposite of what you want, label it as "that's what _they_ say", and presto. You will be believed.
In this political climate, it is the great tragedy of the political centre that facts don't matter, knowledge is frowned upon, and solutions are not the goal.
*Thanks USA for the constant comedy that your President provides to us even when we are far off in India*
Keep them coming Trumpy xD
These make our day!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The only thing Trump is good for is a laugh; however, this idiot might get us into war with North Korea resulting in a lot of people dying. D:
DraconicEpic No he wont. He is too coward to even imagine his trump towers globally being shot down by the Koreans XD
He cares for them the most.
He too knows he'd have to go back to business after 2020. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not to mention all these late night comedians are on a roll. Enough fodder for them for the next decade : )
Its bad isn't it. Now google, "us income inequality".
Preston Ward the fact they're living through that and still laughing at us is a shame...
AGH! He missed one. We are the Milk People, here to show you the whey...
Cooking breakfast while watching this then I hear. " Que estas hablando ,Willis?" I busted out laughing 😂 made my morning.
As an outsider i would request pls dont impeach trump he makes me laugh everyday
The best comedian in history for sure
ali fariz hey he can make you laugh....in a nut house
The world greatest person is Hayao Miyazaki. Not Trump.
This is where I get my news from
what a shame
at this point American politics is just fucking tragic
I LOVE YOU STEVEN
thanks luke
steven lown that was brilliant
You're a pretty bad boyfriend, then. At least I can spell his damn name lmao.
you might want to spell his name right before saying you love him.
zack19192 y mad?
Wow, watching this now and can't believe it's been a year. So many lies on a daily basis that most end up getting forgotten.
That leaker did God's work, que estas hablando Steven?
leaks still continuing.. guess it wasn't reince priebus.. now where would Trump get another fly swatter from? new job opening for the "local fly swatting people" 😂
amy d Not leaks. Whistleblowing to show the real Trump to those that won't believe court records.
Wakemewhenits Over well.. the people who won't believe them.. I don't think anything will convince them otherwise.. even if they see Trump literally murdering someone..
p.s.. ur name is appropriate.. seems like you can wake up pretty soon now...👍
amy d wow like Killary.And Obummer
Sandy Holguin are u talking about the job??
well.. don't you think it would be a bit costly to give Obama the job???? 😂
and I never did get these "nicknames".. put some thought into it.. u can come up with much more imaginitave ones...
Mad props for Koala Lumpur. And I'm from Singapore
Everyone outside of the US is laughing so hard right now.
Steven is a true national treasure. I was laughing so much that I started to cry. And yes, New Hampshire is a drug infested den.
Lol this guy on the keyboard always makes sure to let the crowd know that a joke didn't hit dead on. Lol a savage with that sound effect.
I still can’t believe people voted For Trump 🤦♂️
He was smart and told the truth The media is cutting these tapes and not showing the whole video
Lol this is so unreal..... why do we have such an inarticulate president communicating with world leaders???
This has to resurface right now!
To think that this man has the full support of 36% of US voters. Sad!!!
This is HIGH key not funny cause it actually happened...
Should have not given him a chance
Hell no, dude. Talking shit about New Hampshire. Them fightin' words.
I love when Stephen and John banter.
I am so disappointed that you didn't follow the Usain Bolt joke by calling Trump Insane Dolt.
He killed on this on!
2 years later and Trump has only gotten worse, not better.
No respect for whomever he's addressing to.