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  • čas přidán 23. 08. 2024
  • The former president’s failure to boost GOP candidates in the midterms has former friends like Fox News and The Wall Street Journal calling him names, and the turmoil at Facebook continued this week as Meta leader Mark Zuckerberg announced the layoff of 11,000 workers. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @ComaDave
    @ComaDave Před rokem +197

    "Scooby Douche" 🤣🤣🤣
    I hope somebody has compiled a list of all the names Stephen has used for the Cheatin' Cheeto.

    • @luciamiller1555
      @luciamiller1555 Před rokem +15

      Publish that list in time for Christmas gift book pls

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Před rokem +20

      Please,don't use Scooby.Afterall,Scooby-Doo is actually smarter than Trump,because even as a dog,he can talk in complete sentences, and they make sense too.

    • @kinglion2362
      @kinglion2362 Před rokem +18

      Tangerine palpatine is still my favorite 🤌🏾

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 Před rokem +1

      Cult45
      Pol Potbelly
      Tantrum-p
      Insurrectionist in Chief

    • @hlcepeda
      @hlcepeda Před rokem +9

      @@alex35agm And Trump has never owned a dog.

  • @djcoolfrank9497
    @djcoolfrank9497 Před rokem +2301

    Thank you generation Z, and to women of all ages to make America, a Democracy again. Thank you, Bernie Sanders, Micheal Moore, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the American people.

  • @Schlemiel-schlimazel
    @Schlemiel-schlimazel Před rokem +242

    I miss Jon Batiste’s beautifully timed piano tinkles off stage-but these guys are getting pretty good at it! That little percussion clunk was funny!😂

    • @cazia9
      @cazia9 Před rokem +12

      To be fair, Jon was with the show since Stephen’s start as it’s host, so far it’s only been about 6 months without him so they’re doing a great job finding their feet

    • @synren2851
      @synren2851 Před rokem +5

      He left to be with his wife who has cancer.

    • @fifermcgee5971
      @fifermcgee5971 Před rokem

      Me too, and that lovely smile on Jon's handsome face.

    • @mrow9999
      @mrow9999 Před rokem

      We all miss John Batiste's artistry, but he is way too big a talent to be a studio band leader: academy award, numerous Grammys. He must have enough projects about now to keep going for the next 20 years.

  • @nemohalperin
    @nemohalperin Před rokem +34

    The quality of the writing in that monologue was sublime!

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před rokem +256

    Helsinki Don predicted a red wave:
    He was wrong.
    Michael Moore predicted a red trickle:
    He was right.

    • @missmustache4207
      @missmustache4207 Před rokem +13

      More of a spotting

    • @Soapboxstomper
      @Soapboxstomper Před rokem +10

      Excellent instincts Michael Moore❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @rw3423
      @rw3423 Před rokem +10

      @@Soapboxstomper yeap! I listened to Michael predictions and he was spot on 🙊 he said if dems show up 👏👏🏽👏🏼👏🏼👏🏿👏🏼👏🏼

    • @RippleDrop.
      @RippleDrop. Před rokem

      Helsinki Don?

    • @charlestalarico7682
      @charlestalarico7682 Před rokem

      Good luck with your high inflation high crime and lame duck POTUS!!!

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 Před rokem +598

    Before you send a congratulatory muffin basket to FOX for their MENSA like conclusion, should they not have been calling him a loser on Jan 6?

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian Před rokem +60

      Or any of the other years between 2016 and today..?

    • @pattyamato8758
      @pattyamato8758 Před rokem +15

      Fox actually did call him a loser on election night 2020. Flipping channels that night, that's where I heard it

    • @ianmayes8072
      @ianmayes8072 Před rokem +8

      @@TheUluxian A sort of seamless transition from Fred Trump calling him it?

    • @sherrybirchall8677
      @sherrybirchall8677 Před rokem +27

      Or when he tried to shake down Zelensky? Or when they locked babies in cages?

    • @a_diamond
      @a_diamond Před rokem +4

      xD aww but muffins! they haven't had any congratulatory muffins in a while.. don't have to send a whole basket, but we can share, right!?😊

  • @JonTorrence
    @JonTorrence Před rokem +13

    For the jazz listeners, I LOVE that the Late Show Band plays tunes like Davis’ Milestones and Morgan’s Sidewinder and Hancock’s Cantaloupe Island!!! It’s great to hear this music on a platform like this

  • @wingv313
    @wingv313 Před rokem +77

    I look forward to Colbert’s nickname for the former guy every night. Scooby Douche is by far, one of the best!😂 Your writers deserve a raise😂

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Před rokem

      A douche is a lady's hygiene device to unstink her business. So no

    • @shesails25
      @shesails25 Před rokem +5

      I'm kind of fond on Hell Toupee and Colonel Slanders!🤣

    • @misujerr
      @misujerr Před rokem +7

      The writer's didn't do those, he asked for them on the show like two years ago, got thousands of replies and has been using them ever since!

    • @BlairMountainNetwork
      @BlairMountainNetwork Před rokem +5

      I just admire his commitment to "He who must not be named"!!!... 🙌🏽
      Once outta office, he said he would never utter the name again & while other hosts have also given some zinger nicknames, Colbert has stuck to his guns & not said the vile 5-letter curse of the former prez's name. 🙏🏽

    • @dudleyburleson8668
      @dudleyburleson8668 Před rokem

      @@BlairMountainNetwork such hypocrisy is unparalleled Ill give you idiots that. Mr quid pro Joe remember and Tara Reid said metoo

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před rokem +196

    The walls of Mar a Lago must be covered in spaghetti right now.

    • @2fabalwayz83
      @2fabalwayz83 Před rokem +4

      Probably 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N Před rokem +7

      KFC

    • @danusdragonfly6640
      @danusdragonfly6640 Před rokem +15

      It's also Tiffany's wedding and a rare hurricane hitting Mar-a-Lardo - quite the weekend! 😆

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian Před rokem +7

      @@danusdragonfly6640 Really? Well there's cause for one celebration, then..
      GO HURRICANE!!!

    • @CKLee-rs4kl
      @CKLee-rs4kl Před rokem +7

      Big Macs maybe? And fries?

  • @SRowntree
    @SRowntree Před rokem +1665

    On Tuesday we expected the worst, but instad we're getting the slow collapse of the GOP and I'm HERE FOR IT

    • @RPGreg2600
      @RPGreg2600 Před rokem

      I hope you're right. Still going to be in for a shitty 2 years if the republiscums control house and Senate.

    • @sparkleplenty59
      @sparkleplenty59 Před rokem +38

      We need a tee shirt of that!❤

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 Před rokem +61

      IF the Dems hang on to the Senate, tRump's chances for 2024 look bleak.

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Před rokem

      To Hell with the GOP, for the first time in a decade, it feels like WE the PEOPLE again. Even just for a minute 🤘🕺🏼❤️🤍💙

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 Před rokem

      @@victorpradha9946 When Tr*** runs in 24', the GQP are certainly doomed:)

  • @rosalynmeyers8162
    @rosalynmeyers8162 Před rokem +3

    Let's continue to vote for JUSTICE, RATIONALITY & DEMOCRACY!!!

  • @charliechaos2551
    @charliechaos2551 Před rokem +3

    "Scooby Douche" laughed out loud!! Well done, Folks!

  • @TwoQs
    @TwoQs Před rokem +777

    I love that Colbert always puts away his invisible props. Those headsets aren't cheap 😂

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před rokem +27

      That flip phone prop ain't cheap either.
      🤣

    • @scottevensen2615
      @scottevensen2615 Před rokem +31

      Something about that just adds to the hilarity; don't see others pantomime like that. Colbert is a cut above 👌😁

    • @emmarodden7178
      @emmarodden7178 Před rokem +11

      My brother bought one last spring, amazon sent him two, and he gave the extra one to me. 😂 figured Zuckerberg and bezos would survive lol

    • @ProfessM
      @ProfessM Před rokem +9

      Yeah not like they are made by apple. Real care went into those props!

    • @Neojhun
      @Neojhun Před rokem +9

      The props department was working hard today. Even had to do catering for him.

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 Před rokem +548

    Was just about to go to sleep but alas, watching Stephen is 100x more important

    • @EdricLysharae
      @EdricLysharae Před rokem +9

      Heh, right there with you!

    • @TribalVanity
      @TribalVanity Před rokem +5

      Yep

    • @LoolJohn
      @LoolJohn Před rokem +8

      Same 😂 i have to be up in 5 hours, but i can spare 15 min for some colbert news

    • @AulinaWho
      @AulinaWho Před rokem +6

      it's just another 12 minutes, right?

    • @joycliffe266
      @joycliffe266 Před rokem +9

      I'm lucky. It's Friday afternoon here in Australia - nice timing. I always look forward to watching Stephen.

  • @gregbits6109
    @gregbits6109 Před rokem +31

    Kudos to the director, that cut back to Stephen off the intern was an AMAZING ANGLE

  • @melaniecarroll1305
    @melaniecarroll1305 Před rokem +2

    Heck yeah New York Post!! I had to watch that part again because it was sooo deliciously satisfying.

  • @redbarchetta8782
    @redbarchetta8782 Před rokem +190

    The Orange Jesus can sure turn water into Whine. 🤣

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow Před rokem +494

    Whatever happens, we can take comfort knowing that this midterm went much, MUCH better than we thought it would. Let's relax on that note for our mental well-being, and remember that the young folks who stepped up represent the future.

    • @mrsog7468
      @mrsog7468 Před rokem

      You people really support democrats afetr the crap they've pulled. You guys have some sort of disorder. You deserve everything that's coming.

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 Před rokem +11

      Beto lost...BUT...was still in the race...IN TX!!!

    • @lordcaptain73
      @lordcaptain73 Před rokem +14

      My heartbeat slowed down and my shoulders relaxed for the first time all week after reading your comment. Thank you kind stranger.

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Před rokem +7

      You stole the words right out of my mouth!! What else can I say but 🤘😶

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 Před rokem

      Not good enough.
      Especially when you live in a fascist state full of inbred mongrels slowly destroying the country.

  • @patrickirishcharm6354
    @patrickirishcharm6354 Před rokem +23

    "The ex President Scooby douche "! I died that's a good one . 😂

  • @oscarmendez3362
    @oscarmendez3362 Před rokem +10

    You are the greatest man! Thanks for keeping our sanity alive.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Před rokem +582

    You can’t fix stupid, but the letters GOP sure make it easier to spot it.

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL Před rokem +716

    As a Gen Z I am proud of my generation. we Voted to keep our Democracy safe and protected. We want to protect women's rights. We want to protect LGBTQIA rights. We want to keep our kids safe in schools. We want to lift everybody out of poverty and I'm just happy that our generation saved this country from fascism.

    • @janemlee6701
      @janemlee6701 Před rokem +42

      Thank you! Good job! Appreciate y'all!

    • @Sgt.chickens
      @Sgt.chickens Před rokem

      Im not gonna lie mate. What you yanks have is jot democracy. And your left wing party is so far right theyd be nazis over here.
      Biden and the rest are just as useless. Hy do you think despite being the richest nation on esrth you jave higher rates of poverty and child homelessness than anywhere else in the west

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před rokem +28

      Thanks y'all. ❤️ We have to keep going.

    • @octoBadger
      @octoBadger Před rokem +25

      I'm proud of you too Dusty - keep being awesome!

    • @sylviewalker7560
      @sylviewalker7560 Před rokem +14

      Deal.

  • @Dark_Brandon_2024
    @Dark_Brandon_2024 Před rokem +5

    Gotta say those Twitter jokes cracked me up, such a hilarious advertisement lmao

  • @sharmanr.hankins8372
    @sharmanr.hankins8372 Před rokem +4

    The funniest joke was Mar-A-Lago "boarding up" windows with classified documents🎉

  • @joesunday199
    @joesunday199 Před rokem +828

    I hate that billionaires will fire thousands of hard working people who did their job as per the billionaire's requirements because he isn't fit for the job. 🤬😡

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před rokem +56

      That's fairly common. ☹️ We shouldn't idolize the rich.

    • @Tarotiste
      @Tarotiste Před rokem +47

      @@grmpEqweer I can't speak for OP, But what I thought when I read his post was not that we look up to billionaires... But that hard-working people can be doing their job correctly, and really caring about the company they work for... And it really sucks that a billionaire can walk in and just start ripping the place apart with very little knowledge, thought or intent...
      I can't figure out how I feel about what's going on at Twitter. It's kind of emblematic of a lot of things that have been going on the last decade... That's how I felt when DJT held power.

    • @charlestalarico7682
      @charlestalarico7682 Před rokem

      As bad as all those people that were fired for not getting the vaccine?

    • @thatsuecarney
      @thatsuecarney Před rokem +6

      You had me at billionaires.

    • @joesunday199
      @joesunday199 Před rokem

      @@charlestalarico7682 You do realize how different those are, right?

  • @atiredfloridian777
    @atiredfloridian777 Před rokem +402

    You know it's over when Rupert Murdoch himself calls Colonel Slanders, Trumpty Dumpty. That's how you know it's over for Trump as a politician. His political career is over, finished. Seeing that... made me smile more than I have in weeks. I have the perfect song for this occassion. My Heart Will Go On... in kazoo. It's the only thing funnier than watching Scooby Coup's career crash and burn.

    • @donivanpotter2762
      @donivanpotter2762 Před rokem

      Yeah but he set the tone and now we're stuck with MTG Johnson DeSantis which is 10 times worse than Trump. not only is DeSantis a liar he's better at it. Better at pandering to the Evangelical vote. And that's not a compliment DeSantis you could say is dishonest lying sack of shit. A vile human being. a lying c********* and all that would be true description of him. DeSantis doesn't care who he harms with his lies and he lies with the best of them. One thing I've learned the hard way is that a liar will not only lie about you they'll lie about anybody and everything as long as it benefits them and I know damn well DeSantis is a liar because he's spread nothing but lies against transgender people and he's done nothing but harm to transgender people in Florida and I happen to be transgender so I know God damn well he's a liar.

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Před rokem +11

      🎻🎶🎶

    • @emilydavison2053
      @emilydavison2053 Před rokem +27

      I'm in the UK - we're also blighted by Murdoch. I'm torn - it's great seeing Trump being destroyed, but if he runs again and continues to go on about 2020, it will destroy the Republican vote surely? I have similar feelings about boris Johnson. I wanted him to come back because then the Tories would fight like rats in a sack and their vote would evaporate.

    • @mallninja9805
      @mallninja9805 Před rokem

      The GOP got what they wanted from Trump, now they're trying to funnel it into Desantis. I _hope_ it fails, but hope isn't a strategy.

    • @ashvandal5697
      @ashvandal5697 Před rokem +30

      Trump may (or may not) be finished but MAGA will go on. DeSantis is every bit as bad, significantly smarter and younger, and now leads the party.

  • @phillipcaldwell2256
    @phillipcaldwell2256 Před rokem +21

    I've been laughing all night. Keep it up Stephen C

  • @timothyhall7153
    @timothyhall7153 Před rokem +14

    I just want to say thank you to miss Liz Cheney for having the grapes to stand up for what's right even tho she knew her shady party would blast her and ostracize her for it. Her party needs more like her. No replacement for integrity

  • @democratresistance7847
    @democratresistance7847 Před rokem +1873

    Thank you to everyone who volunteered, donated, staffed a campaign, worked at the polls, and voted! In Seth's words: "Remember the worst things that happen in this country don’t happen because of hate or rage or fear. They happen because of apathy, so I encourage you to be people of action, to do the most you can, while remembering the least you can do is vote."

    • @foppishdilletaunt9911
      @foppishdilletaunt9911 Před rokem +13

      You’re welcome - The Underground Is Everywhere !

    • @afb8370
      @afb8370 Před rokem +4

      Omaba is war criminal :)

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin Před rokem

      @@afb8370 You can just move right along with your useless and hateful rhetoric. Good bye.

    • @damondelgado4603
      @damondelgado4603 Před rokem +45

      @@afb8370 who tf is omaba?

    • @euniemin1334
      @euniemin1334 Před rokem +24

      That's a great quote from Seth Myers.. Smart man... yes. After being terrorized by the MSM of the impending "red wave", it felt good to go out and DO Something.

  • @BlueJazzBoyNZ
    @BlueJazzBoyNZ Před rokem +71

    To : RNC
    From : Rupert Murdock
    Message Reads : Dump the Chump

  • @rrrusty49
    @rrrusty49 Před rokem +3

    Methinks that Stephen is The Great Leveler. ❤️

  • @scottbott655
    @scottbott655 Před rokem +4

    Trumpy vs DeSatan debate would be like Jerry Springer show

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před rokem +265

    Count all the ballots... 🎶 Because...
    Every vote is sacred. Every vote is great. If a vote gets wasted, the people get irate.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před rokem +737

    Fox News: *Throws Trump in the trash can* I don't want to play with you anymore *Pulls out photo of Ron DeSantis* You're my new Dictator now!

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Před rokem +5

      DeSantis is the next president of the United States.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před rokem +66

      Will that require a different kind of kool-aid for the cult?

    • @mint_soup9743
      @mint_soup9743 Před rokem +1

      Unfortunately, the Dems are going to lose cause they are okay with 15 year olds being sterilized and getting double mastectomies under gender affirming "care" ☹️ why cant the Republicans understand this is normal??!?!!

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Před rokem +4

      @@notme2day No, just a legal voting system that works.

    • @kungfukid4124
      @kungfukid4124 Před rokem +25

      @@notme2day
      Grape?

  • @MulrySquare
    @MulrySquare Před rokem +2

    "Ring bearer who threw a tantrum and swallowed both bands," lol.

  • @justinwheeler5614
    @justinwheeler5614 Před rokem +1

    That Humpty Trumpty line is mine. I been dropping that rhyme all over the internet for 4 years. lol

  • @lillia2479
    @lillia2479 Před rokem +114

    I thought for sure Steven was going to say, "...Herschel Walker, asking, 'Is that also my kid?'" 😆

  • @mixmasterf
    @mixmasterf Před rokem +232

    I'm sure Trump is having a hissy fit from his playpen in Mar-a-Lago lol

    • @drumbum3.142
      @drumbum3.142 Před rokem

      I've heard he's been very oral about it.

    • @lastguyminn2324
      @lastguyminn2324 Před rokem +21

      The "red wave" was just the ketchup they've had to clean off the Mar-A-Largo dining room walls.

    • @sydkiriakou2481
      @sydkiriakou2481 Před rokem +7

      @@lastguyminn2324 or trumps got his period again!

    • @loribethartist6353
      @loribethartist6353 Před rokem +9

      Well currently Mar-a-Lago is being hit by a hurricane 🌀 just in time for Tiffany’s wedding 🤭

    • @Soapboxstomper
      @Soapboxstomper Před rokem +5

      Throwing his spaghetti on the walls again😂😂😂

  • @AlexCrystal13
    @AlexCrystal13 Před rokem +22

    Just when I begin to think there really is no more puns you could call T****, Stephen pulls another one out of his Twitter-hat.

    • @techguy943
      @techguy943 Před rokem +1

      Surprisingly Elon hasn't banned #hewhoshallbenamed yet

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed Před rokem +1

    The Maya/ranch dressing interlude was a nice touch.

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo Před rokem +136

    No way Meta is failing, who could’ve possibly seen that coming. (Sarcasm is hard to display over the internet)

    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 Před rokem +9

      To be fair, it's hard to tell when someone is being sarcastic without hearing the tone in their voice.

    • @devinnall2284
      @devinnall2284 Před rokem +8

      REaLlY YoU DoN'T SAy

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před rokem +9

      Try an eyeroll emoji.🙄🤔

    • @kylecramer8489
      @kylecramer8489 Před rokem +6

      @@cc1k435 or the /s

    • @saraleigh5336
      @saraleigh5336 Před rokem +5

      You’re right, it can be hard to tell. Sometimes this punctuation helps: ⸮ (alternative to “/s”)

  • @marcd1981
    @marcd1981 Před rokem +1409

    My wife and I are getting the popcorn ready to watch the GOP devour itself, a horror story for the family to watch.

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 Před rokem +48

      Georgia SHOULD NEVER have gone to run-off, and Mark Kelly should have handily won in AZ. Then the GOP would be beside itself!

    • @leumas75
      @leumas75 Před rokem +32

      It’s like Dahmer: Season 2!

    • @JusNoBS420
      @JusNoBS420 Před rokem

      It’s time for the GOP leaders to stop being scared of tRump. He has torn the party apart like he tried to do to OUR country. He truly is the Biggest Loser

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Před rokem +16

      Yes, all the names calling,🍿🍻🍹

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před rokem

      @Prof. Weed You mean back when Lindsay Graham said that Trump was going to destroy the republican party, and they would deserve it? Hell, it was foreseeable to even the most myopic of basic bitches.

  • @johnmcbath256
    @johnmcbath256 Před rokem +4

    It’s scary that Walker got as many votes as he did. What’s wrong with people?😱

  • @kevinmcgaw934
    @kevinmcgaw934 Před rokem +1

    That New York post cover needs to be on t-shirts all over America. I'd hope they come out soon.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před rokem +2911

    Hopefully Trump will run as a third party candidate in 2024 and split the Republican vote. Not only would that be awesome, but hilarious.

    • @CKLee-rs4kl
      @CKLee-rs4kl Před rokem

      Let's see, we could call it the party of lawlessness and disorder!

    • @innocentrage1
      @innocentrage1 Před rokem +185

      The trump, desandimonious debates will be comedy gold!

    • @veronicamaine3813
      @veronicamaine3813 Před rokem +162

      I think this exaclty why the GOP is terrified not having him run for them. But, they have plenty of time to destroy him politically if they show an ounce of spine.

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 Před rokem +96

      @@Nate-.- And we all know that tRump has a great track record on listening to his advisers!

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Před rokem +102

      @@veronicamaine3813 I fear the GOP has an advanced case of spinelessness

  • @trevorhensley3185
    @trevorhensley3185 Před rokem +241

    I love when Stephen flexes his Tolkien knowledge.

    • @drumbum3.142
      @drumbum3.142 Před rokem +11

      It's when he goes Full Out Simarileon that You know it's goin' down for real ..

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 Před rokem +7

      He would look for even the smallest opportunity to go Tolkien on the audience

    • @christopherrivera7837
      @christopherrivera7837 Před rokem +7

      “And Gondor will answer.” 🙄

    • @Onion_Smoothie
      @Onion_Smoothie Před rokem +8

      I'm genuinely surprised he could contain himself when she pronounced it "Ara-gone."

    • @PhilBoswell
      @PhilBoswell Před rokem +1

      @@Onion_Smoothie it wouldn't surprise me if they rehearsed that and made sure she mispronounced it *just enough* 🤣

  • @Kwiksilver36
    @Kwiksilver36 Před rokem

    "And Gondor will Answer!!" 🤣🤣💚💜💚💜🤣🤣

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Před rokem +55

    What happened to the Red Wave Ted Cruz forcasted? He had a complete meltdown on Fox lol

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před rokem +10

      Fox had a meltdown too... they've been skipping their kool-aid rations.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před rokem +11

      I hate Ted Cruz. This makes me happy.

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 Před rokem +2

      Zodiac Killer is still hiding in a closet in Cancun.

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Před rokem +1

      reminds me of the witch from wizard of OZ "Noooo Im melting !!"

  • @lilyansah8665
    @lilyansah8665 Před rokem +37

    Trumpty Dumpy had a great fall. Thanks to all who voted. But nothing good comes easy. We have one huge job to do in Georgia on Dec 4th to complete the job. Let's do this Georgia!!!

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Před rokem

      Thank you, reasonable, patriotic Georgians, for voting

  • @renegadedonutshorse
    @renegadedonutshorse Před rokem +1

    I wish I could like this clip more than once. Colbert is letting loose with the cussin and the bird flippin and I love it

  • @Jadeskorpion
    @Jadeskorpion Před rokem +65

    There's not enough pepto to live through these elections.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před rokem

      Why do they have to drag on?! Even Brazil had an outcome by the next day

  • @dontecooper6479
    @dontecooper6479 Před rokem +31

    Mya the intern is awesome. Lol

  • @glyphin343
    @glyphin343 Před rokem +1

    As a Georgia voter I was really worried that the barrage of invasive ads would be ending soon. At least I have another month of it being even more intense!

  • @trojoe
    @trojoe Před rokem +2

    Warnock needs our help. Cash donations are great but getting commitments from every Georgian you know to vote early or vote in Dec 6th is better.

  • @skyrocketcoast219
    @skyrocketcoast219 Před rokem +78

    Mr Colbert: a brilliant monolog...as usual!!!

  • @michaelscarlino1590
    @michaelscarlino1590 Před rokem +54

    That guy in the audience has an infectious laugh, 😂🤣

    • @toddklempan105
      @toddklempan105 Před rokem +2

      He isn’t in the audience, he has to be on the set. If you go back and listen to previous shows, or pay attention to future shows, you’ll hear that laugh every monologue.
      I don’t want to believe it’s a laugh track, since they show the audience from time to time, but I find his laugh distracting, if only because it stands out every night, and reminds me of the days of canned laughter:/
      Maybe someone can confirm it’s one of his staff? Even so, I feel if that’s the case, is he not around during rehearsal, and is he listening to the jokes for the first time?

    • @solyftwyn
      @solyftwyn Před rokem +7

      @@toddklempan105 I think it's one of the camera men. Back in covid time when it was just them the laugh was still there, when the rest of the audience wasn't

    • @askapk
      @askapk Před rokem +1

      Pretty sure its colberts son. Same laugh from when he started doing his shows from home and his son helped him with the camerawork etc. His son started laughing at his jokes in the monologue and I'm pretty sure when the show went back to the studio, his son started coming in. Maybe he plays a role in the writing of said monologue? That's the assumption that I've been under.

    • @akinpaws
      @akinpaws Před rokem +1

      @@toddklempan105 In the storage closet days, when I think it was just the executive producer and a cameraman in the room with Colbert, I thought the laugher was Chris Licht, but he's gone now. Then again, this laugher seems louder; might not be the same person.

  • @randabanda2853
    @randabanda2853 Před rokem

    I'm in GA and I hope everybody shows up!!

  • @beanshady
    @beanshady Před rokem +1

    We have the Senate! Nevada is confirmed blue! 💙😊🎉

  • @Clyde
    @Clyde Před rokem +73

    i love Colbert! i think politics brings out the best out of him.way better than his interviews

    • @pattyamato8758
      @pattyamato8758 Před rokem +3

      I love him too, but his interviews are consistently good and occasionally profound

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před rokem +113

    I'm sure Donald Trump can get a fashion deal with My Pillow, if they're not both in prison

    • @ATEC101
      @ATEC101 Před rokem +7

      Butt wouldn't the ad would show them both biting pillows?

  • @markthompson2813
    @markthompson2813 Před rokem +5

    When i started watching I was hoping he'd get his jalapeno poppers. Then he got them, I cracked up. Then the bit with the ranch dressing for the poppers was absolutely perfect. Seriously, the writers are on FIRE.

  • @vickiedixon9745
    @vickiedixon9745 Před rokem +2

    oh Colbert that eating a jalapeno popper during the monologue had me rolling on the floor laughing. You are an artist for sure.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před rokem +347

    Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still votes REPUBLICANA is beyond hope

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 Před rokem +45

      @EpicCoder Skits and Reactions Funny I don't remember hearing a *single* Republican propose any solutions to inflation during the election. Which is odd... they could have at least made up a lie but they were too lazy to even do that.

    • @skyegypze3982
      @skyegypze3982 Před rokem

      @@Omni0404
      They will . It will be another tax cut for the wealthy.

    • @AlexTingWorld
      @AlexTingWorld Před rokem +17

      @@Omni0404 I wouldn’t take anything he says too seriously…just peeped his CZcams channel and saw the “Candace Owen Podcast” listed under “Intellectual Channels I Watch” 😂🙄.

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Před rokem +14

      @EpicCoder Skits and Reactions you're confused because you have fallen for propaganda.

    • @edmundooliver7584
      @edmundooliver7584 Před rokem +14

      @EpicCoder Skits and Reactions thank to trumps pandemic and billionaires taxes break

  • @alienkomplex7727
    @alienkomplex7727 Před rokem +2

    I’ve always called him Trumpty Dumpty lol

  • @festeradams3972
    @festeradams3972 Před rokem +2

    Between Walker and a Concussed Brick...the Brick would look smart.

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 Před rokem +177

    In addition to Obama's "don't boo - vote!", I'd like to say: "if you didn't vote, you have no right to boo!"

    • @beth8775
      @beth8775 Před rokem +17

      Those ineligible to vote still have the right to boo. A lot of teens care, but can't do anything about it yet.

    • @revangerang
      @revangerang Před rokem

      @@beth8775 You are excused. Along with those who've had their voting rights taken from them by the "justice" system, and by the cheating GOP

    • @NCXDesigns
      @NCXDesigns Před rokem +5

      According to the challenger that went up against Senator Kennedy from Louisiana, voter turnout was 1/10th of the black eligible vote. Had they turned out Chicken Giblet cheeks would have LOST!

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy Před rokem +5

      Technically, they do still have the right, but others have the right to accuse them of complaining about problems they are causing.

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy Před rokem +6

      @@beth8775 That statement only applies to people who are able to vote and then choose not to.

  • @shaun906
    @shaun906 Před rokem +372

    there's nothing better than a colbert monologue, he's like a sanity touch stone!

    • @benjaminwitham9880
      @benjaminwitham9880 Před rokem +1

      Yes. For me a deeply comforting balm during the (short) reign of the wannabe dictator buffoon

    • @dennisfoster4054
      @dennisfoster4054 Před rokem

      More like insanity, just saying from the relative safety of NewZealand ,you Americans are nuts.

    • @thesinginsweep2259
      @thesinginsweep2259 Před rokem

      You must be SERIOUSLY in need of comedy if you think Colbert is funny!! He is a deep state Democrat, Epstein buddy, Globalist. Totally EVIL, but hey, keep drinking the kool aid.

    • @dennisfoster4054
      @dennisfoster4054 Před rokem

      @@thesinginsweep2259 Actually what I've known for some time,an evil person with an agenda that's anti American and Satanist.

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri Před rokem +5

      He's been my therapist since Trump won the primary.

  • @martavillanueva1062
    @martavillanueva1062 Před rokem

    Intern calling you with a title at 5:37 and then the look on your face is priceless!

  • @mariareyes7913
    @mariareyes7913 Před rokem

    Dusty Jones thank you and all the younger generation that voted for our democracy. Keep the good work now is up to you.

  • @TheNeilBlack
    @TheNeilBlack Před rokem +377

    I love the way Stephen always takes the time to put down his pretend props.

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 Před rokem +7

      They're not pretend were just not pure enough to see them!

    • @rudyardganuelas6254
      @rudyardganuelas6254 Před rokem +1

      you just need to believe

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Před rokem +2

      they're real props, the the problem is only true believers that are pure of heart can see em.

    • @jktolford8272
      @jktolford8272 Před rokem +2

      He's a former street mime. Very underestimated training.

    • @seanlee7563
      @seanlee7563 Před rokem

      OMG. I want that buzzer, Stephen.

  • @BBradshawProductions
    @BBradshawProductions Před rokem +5

    It's a great time to be alive! Getting to see Facebook and Twitter go up in flames of dumpster fire and Zuckerberg and Musk showing the world their incompetence are making me LMAO. 🤣🎉🥂🍰

  • @larryfroot
    @larryfroot Před rokem +1

    William Herschel discovered Uranus. Herschel Walker has travelled up his own.

  • @xwingrox
    @xwingrox Před rokem +39

    I miss the piano sounds whenever Stephen hangs up his air props🥲

  • @PoliticKing7
    @PoliticKing7 Před rokem +23

    They're trying to get a corporate bail out already

  • @beastrule
    @beastrule Před rokem +3

    The herschel walker photo joke should have been “are you one of my kids?”

  • @Hornswroggle
    @Hornswroggle Před rokem +14

    8:32 Thank you Joe. Your effect really brought it home. Brought a big smile to my face 😄

  • @Beginstheman
    @Beginstheman Před rokem +41

    "They're worried about the former President sticking his mushroom cap into the door hinge of democracy..." 🤣🤣

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri Před rokem +2

      Those writers are hilarious No idea how they churn out gold day after day.

    • @ericparrish1515
      @ericparrish1515 Před rokem

      Worst trip ever. Watch this.

  • @ajreyes9742
    @ajreyes9742 Před rokem +4

    the photo of Walker could have been...'' hey...are you One of My kids too????''' LOL

  • @zweigackroyd7301
    @zweigackroyd7301 Před rokem +1

    How ridiculous is blurring out giving the finger - even for a drawing? Gosh, good thing the impressionable kids have no idea what's going on.

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone Před rokem +271

    Everyone knew that Zuckerbergs Metaverse was doomed from the start.

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N Před rokem +4

      Even Zuckerberg

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před rokem +23

      Everyone BUT Zuck you mean.

    • @LowLight420
      @LowLight420 Před rokem +22

      Elon seems to be doom-storming, too.

    • @GigaBrand
      @GigaBrand Před rokem +6

      Meta verse is definitely lame but he was the only person dumping cash into VR hardware which was cool.

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 Před rokem +8

      oh no. It's a great idea. We just don't want Mark to do it. should be open sourced so everyone's equal.

  • @StLProgressive
    @StLProgressive Před rokem +11

    I just about died at the ranch dressing joke. Woke my dogs up. Great mono. McCarthy is flipping pathetic.

  • @zenith110
    @zenith110 Před rokem +3

    That dude who screamed "Yeah!" At the start is the shows new resident Hype Man. Well done citizen indeed.

  • @thebrightest1230
    @thebrightest1230 Před rokem +8

    I LOVEeeeee that I can still hear the one specific producer/staff member that laughs so genuinely and I could hear him the entire pandemic 😥😥🥹🥹

  • @feliciar.8838
    @feliciar.8838 Před rokem +49

    It's going to take awhile to call some seats; lots of mail in and drops the day of voting still need counting, also ballots that came from the military overseas! so, it's going totake awhile before we know who won what! Patience is a virtue we all must share!

    • @sylvialawrence4431
      @sylvialawrence4431 Před rokem

      And they're always ready to "cry foul" over the mail-in ballots. Why is it everything generally ran smoothly pre-Trump days?!? Ever see a country that doesn't want its citizens to be able to vote?

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Před rokem

      🎱🌑🖤🏴♠️💣☎️🎥🦍🗝️🎓🧤🔌🖋️🕶️🎩♟️🛹🕷️🕵️🐜🕺🏼🦾🕳️🌚🕴️

  • @Stiffdistantandweird
    @Stiffdistantandweird Před rokem +42

    Twitter is being used as a case study in universities around the world right now. I’m using it in my business management classes and it’s great because every day, there’s a shining new example of what not to do.

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT Před rokem +7

      What is truly mind-boggling is anybody who has ever done software development, social media work, worked in advertisements, dealt with engagment algorithms, or even online moderation before knew precisely where this was going to go! and what was amazing to me especially:
      The nerds who love Elon... (Who apparently come from some of those jobs) were still saying he was doing a good job even as Twitter continued to descend into unfettered confusion where even general engagement was breaking down...
      They still kept telling me I simply "wasn't smart enough" to get it.
      Before the disaster, blue check marks were trying to explain to him how bad this was by changing their name to Elon Musk and posting things he wouldn't. He didn't get it. He just banned them all (even after saying he wouldn't if they had parody in their name).
      After the disaster, watching him waffle on the grey checks was such nonsense.
      But the nerds are still crowing how it's all part of the plan. What plan? 💀

    • @kellharris2491
      @kellharris2491 Před rokem

      Elon is just to arrogant. Just because you are successful in some things doesn't mean you know everything. Smart leaders are humble enough to surround themselves with even smarter people. I feel sorry for all of the people who lost their jobs because of this man's ego.

  • @SilverSpoonRiche
    @SilverSpoonRiche Před rokem

    5:11 OH, why did you have to put that picture in my head!? Now I'll never get Kevin McCartthy's face out of my mind. LOL

  • @MicJaguar
    @MicJaguar Před rokem +1

    Love the putting away of invisible props. Classic.

  • @jamesdale6967
    @jamesdale6967 Před rokem +71

    One of the best monologue . Jolly good.
    And you smashed the mime sound affect . Well played .I see this show evolving into a award winning machine.

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 Před rokem +13

    Mar-A-lago was expecting a Red Wave, but, got a Red Splash instead.

  • @mukamishaolive1757
    @mukamishaolive1757 Před rokem +1

    A red wave hits a blue wall 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MarciaMatthews
    @MarciaMatthews Před rokem +1

    “This will vibrate as soon as our democracy is ready.”

  • @aleksoctop
    @aleksoctop Před rokem +77

    I wonder if either Elon or Mark figured out that CEOs can’t design.

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 Před rokem +11

      Everyone assumes they are Steve Jobs and even Steve learned he can't do marketing, design, and lead at the same time

    • @JohnSmith-pn2vl
      @JohnSmith-pn2vl Před rokem

      saying this about the greatest designer of all time is quite an achievement, and please don't compare evil people like Zuckerberg to Elon.
      Elon is a good person period
      none of his companies advertise or use facebook
      stop believing the nonsense antimusk propaganda because he doesnt buy the good will of old people media with billions of dollars like all the rest of the industry does

    • @aleksoctop
      @aleksoctop Před rokem

      @@JohnSmith-pn2vl greatest designer of all time? Just what are you smoking, blue checks for $8 a box?

  • @2stepjoey
    @2stepjoey Před rokem +217

    I think it's hilarious how at a time Facebook and Twitter felt like immovable objects.

    • @mk1st
      @mk1st Před rokem +9

      Like crypto wants to be

    • @I-dont-reply
      @I-dont-reply Před rokem +1

      That’s cause Stacy A was weighing them down

    • @erichancock6815
      @erichancock6815 Před rokem +14

      MySpace was king once, but the only Constant in life is Change. Who shall take the throne now?

    • @joeanon5788
      @joeanon5788 Před rokem

      some day, the poor will literally eat the rich smh In The Razors Edge, Bill Murray's character is sent , with all his books, by the Lama, to a cave to meditate and find out what his books were worth. When it got cold enough, Bill finally started burning the books for heat. Go to a Tibetan cave with suitcases of cash......... or worse, bitcoin on a usb stick..........

    • @Mubashir_AK
      @Mubashir_AK Před rokem +14

      @@erichancock6815 I think TikTok has. And the non-serious/vibes/weird? nature of it is a pretty clear indication where society is headed. It's Nero playing flute while Rome burns all over again.

  • @AlisVolatPropiis
    @AlisVolatPropiis Před rokem +1

    How is no one remembering that John Lithgow coined Trumpty Dumpty?

  • @jostrong2385
    @jostrong2385 Před rokem

    OMG, can you imagine being the person who wrote the headline about Trump? I would be so proud. Nice job!!

  • @marmeecruz6191
    @marmeecruz6191 Před rokem +148

    Colbert is so funny, smart and lovable. Love him to bits!

    • @dennisfoster4054
      @dennisfoster4054 Před rokem +3

      You're easily satisfied,deluded yes but satisfied also.

    • @pohlack7410
      @pohlack7410 Před rokem

      😂

    • @jangeltvo
      @jangeltvo Před rokem +2

      He's a partisan clown that uses his platform to push his own agenda. Its great for a political show, but its missing the mark on entertainment

    • @ChintuRai-fk8rr
      @ChintuRai-fk8rr Před rokem +1

      Same!

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri Před rokem +1

      He's my therapist! No copay either

  • @scbtripwire
    @scbtripwire Před rokem +24

    Stephen's mime work on full display tonight, love it! 🤣

  • @GLN14659
    @GLN14659 Před rokem

    You know what's really sad? Arizona has a population of 7.44 million. Less than 2.5 million even bothered to vote. 😔 sad. They don't need to whine!

  • @phyllis9750
    @phyllis9750 Před rokem +2

    My husband and I watched Fox during the T*ump story. We kept looking at ea. other with mouths AGAPE! Utterly shocked that
    truth was coming out of Fox! I'm STILL getting aftercare.

  • @karenthompson8038
    @karenthompson8038 Před rokem

    How the hell could Hershel Walker be that close? GA has serious issues