r/Entitledparents A Crazy Entitled Mother Rips Off My Prosthetic Arm!

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  • @SalvadorDali22
    @SalvadorDali22 Před 4 lety +6795

    If he's banned from using sign language, she should be banned from talking.

    • @robertsimon2885
      @robertsimon2885 Před 4 lety +225

      SalvadorDali22 Hell, she should be banned from living.

    • @MisterHands-eh3ps
      @MisterHands-eh3ps Před 4 lety +256

      Robert Simon *life subscription expired*

    • @lyvolic
      @lyvolic Před 4 lety +85

      The best comments are the underrated ones.

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven Před 4 lety +109

      He should have written entirely in a language she doesn't speak. After all, if he's not allowed to use his first language, she shouldn't be allowed to either.

    • @JustSomeWarRobots
      @JustSomeWarRobots Před 4 lety +10

      SavagE 100

  • @itzhoustont
    @itzhoustont Před 4 lety +4230

    I died when he said “wait I left you a voicemail, did you not hear it?” about the deaf person story

  • @Jedi765
    @Jedi765 Před 3 lety +746

    Karen: *spawns minions
    Mother: *uses hidden blade
    The spectators: Outstanding move!

  • @Mediocre_productions
    @Mediocre_productions Před 3 lety +439

    "I'm brawlling all her kids... it lasted 30 seconds"
    me before that imagining an anime fight
    6yr old OP, "Oh you're approaching me, multiple children"
    but then the fight ends and he says "oh"

    • @tomdabomb6197
      @tomdabomb6197 Před 3 lety +3

      I imagined something like doom eternal XD

    • @Loki.God.Of.Mischief
      @Loki.God.Of.Mischief Před 3 lety +12

      I killed them...ONLY THE YOUNGLINGS THIS TIME😈

    • @cowking2870
      @cowking2870 Před 3 lety +4

      As he narrated it I imagined Golden Wind playing.

    • @Kara-oe4ul
      @Kara-oe4ul Před 3 lety +2

      Welcome to watch mojo we are placing are top picks for top 10 greatest anime fight's

    • @condude2464
      @condude2464 Před 2 lety +4

      You thought it was good reply you wanted, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

  • @snufkinsfanboy5649
    @snufkinsfanboy5649 Před 4 lety +2701

    Karen: “You only have ONE child-“
    Mom: “and ONE arm”

    • @brittanymachuga1152
      @brittanymachuga1152 Před 4 lety +25

      Dude this is epic 😂😂😂

    • @Random-ne7uv
      @Random-ne7uv Před 4 lety +56

      I imagine boss music when Karen realizes what she did

    • @konopikachuda4881
      @konopikachuda4881 Před 4 lety +21

      @Random Stuff lol what kind of boss music
      I wanna know

    • @frnq7987
      @frnq7987 Před 4 lety +25

      *who waits for antivax,VSCO,flat earther,"I want to speak to your manager"haircut KAREN*
      That would be a super karen

    • @leilavinson7022
      @leilavinson7022 Před 4 lety +19

      I imagine op’s mom using the hook and someone yelling ROUND 2 FIGHT

  • @13bgunbunny42
    @13bgunbunny42 Před 4 lety +643

    "One kid cried. Parents got worked up. I died laughing and my mother was asked never to give a speech again." I lost it :-D

    • @cassanovax8368
      @cassanovax8368 Před 4 lety +37

      Bro that mom is such a legend for that situation and the parking lot one.

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 Před 4 lety +4

      @Nine Tailed Fox
      It took a while but eventually I did :-)

    • @mattwoodard2535
      @mattwoodard2535 Před 4 lety +8

      I think that speak should be given every year. It clearly shows what can happen and there is no way the kids will forget it. sm

    • @havocnationriders755
      @havocnationriders755 Před 4 lety +6

      I was thinking come on its Halloween quit being little snowflakes and man up, it was a joke parents got all butthurt about lol

    • @robynnicolehenton9794
      @robynnicolehenton9794 Před 4 lety +1

      The dude is the first comment on this video Craig baker his mom is a beast 😂😂😂

  • @JT-uv7oc
    @JT-uv7oc Před 3 lety +636

    I was born with my heart condition and by my adult age, my condition was so bad that my heart was in the final stages of failure meaning I was extremely weak walking around the grocery store was a chore, and walking into my college was so difficult I got handicap passes. I had a transplant 1 + plus ago and am now perfectly healthy but the lady with the arm story gives me major flashbacks to all the a**holes that pulled that sh*t on me because I'm like in my early 20's and a heart defect isn't visible. The number of times I had to deal with entitled people who thought that their two bags of books or art projects were more valid reasons to have my handicap spot is ridiculous. Seriously what happened to basic common decency.

  • @VinchenAdenca
    @VinchenAdenca Před 3 lety +808

    The kid who was caught in the custody war. Holy heck. Dude has had a rough go of things but I sympathize with his mindset

    • @Mighty-Talon_The-Arctic_Wolf
      @Mighty-Talon_The-Arctic_Wolf Před 2 lety +6

      @Yuusha I was the same I sympathize heavily with the mind of op

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Před 2 lety +4

      don’t be upset, the story fell apart at the end when he mentioned court mandated Skype calling

    • @womanslayer069
      @womanslayer069 Před 2 lety +9

      That shit happened me on 2015 it was a similar history (instead of the oart of the kidnapping and all that came after) till this day my mom says me that my father is a pos and to not believe what he says or do ( he only have words) my father has proof and actually im thinking my mom is insane and unfortunately she is an alcoholic (im 18 btw she is 52)

    • @matthewrivard2008
      @matthewrivard2008 Před 2 lety

      Also he only made bad decisions becuase a. Bad mom and b. Literally lacked the mental capacity

    • @cheezitmaster2312
      @cheezitmaster2312 Před 2 lety +1

      Fun fact: Defaming a child’s parent maliciously to the child is called Parental Alienation, which is technically child abuse!

  • @TheATRAs14
    @TheATRAs14 Před 4 lety +2511

    I love the ‘Karen’ voice he automatically goes into whenever, you know, a Karen speaks...

    • @ryanp8214
      @ryanp8214 Před 4 lety +10

      Ikr

    • @jaskaranmehta8715
      @jaskaranmehta8715 Před 4 lety +39

      No, this is a common mistake but that is actually a secret recording that this person somehow always has of the incident. So it's the real "Karen" hiding behind the recording

    • @geninabennett4219
      @geninabennett4219 Před 4 lety +5

      Same and it’s amazing

    • @broflix9920
      @broflix9920 Před 4 lety +7

      Dang it Karen!

    • @nathanielnorton3991
      @nathanielnorton3991 Před 4 lety +5

      Reminds me of redditor

  • @tanasi8320
    @tanasi8320 Před 4 lety +1060

    When the EM ripped M's prosthetic arm off and only the pointy part was left on her hand i thought that EM would go like "SHE HAS A KNIFE, IM CALLING THE POLICE!!"

  • @bachboy678
    @bachboy678 Před 3 lety +111

    Y'all remember in that Lab Rats episode when aliens kidnapped principal Perry, then ejected her back to earth with the note "If this human represents your kind, then forget us. We're moving onto Mars."? Yeah, now I feel that moment would show up one day or another.

    • @enderkittenx-d5921
      @enderkittenx-d5921 Před 2 lety +5

      I loved the show lab rats and yes I remember that

    • @roberts4406
      @roberts4406 Před 2 lety +1

      I remember that along with every single second of the show

    • @eksboks148
      @eksboks148 Před rokem

      ​@@enderkittenx-d5921same

    • @eksboks148
      @eksboks148 Před rokem

      What's funny is i didn't remember the name at first but for some reason the name perry always stuck with me from that show from like 8 years ago, so after seeing "principal Perry" i was like OH SHIT-

  • @student2letschat145
    @student2letschat145 Před 3 lety +590

    The one armed mom sounds like she would be a fun mom.

    • @max-UH-million
      @max-UH-million Před 3 lety +33

      When it said the rod on the prosthetic arm was sharp I automatically thought
      WEAPON OBTAINED

    • @JosieJOK
      @JosieJOK Před 3 lety +9

      @@max-UH-million Yeah, I was hoping she’d beat the EM over the head with it!

    • @ss-uy9rl
      @ss-uy9rl Před 2 lety +14

      @@JosieJOK
      1000 Combat XP
      BOSS DEFEATED
      250 GEMS
      10000 COINS
      SKILL UNLOCKED: KAREN BANISHER

    • @gachinx
      @gachinx Před 2 lety

      Ikr!

    • @shadamy4ever212
      @shadamy4ever212 Před 2 lety +8

      You’d be surprised how many amputees have an amazing sense of humor.

  • @eli3silver
    @eli3silver Před 4 lety +353

    That "come on then." that her mom said after Karen ripped off her arm was GLORIOUS!! Sounded just like an action movie hero line.

    • @terramarini6880
      @terramarini6880 Před 3 lety +30

      Monty Python, Holy Grail, quote from the black knight

    • @ronstreet6706
      @ronstreet6706 Před 2 lety +6

      @@terramarini6880 my thoughts exactly!

    • @omegadragons321
      @omegadragons321 Před rokem +5

      @@terramarini6880 ‘tis just a flesh wound!!

  • @beeptherobot9730
    @beeptherobot9730 Před 4 lety +1716

    "Crazy Entitled Mother Rips of my Prosthetic Arm!"
    Guy in thumbnail: *Bleeds*

    • @aleksakomlenovic2419
      @aleksakomlenovic2419 Před 4 lety +5

      Lol

    • @Mega-ft9ns
      @Mega-ft9ns Před 4 lety +64

      BEEP The Robot I thought it meant literal arm and i was like WHAT IS SHE THE HULK?!?

    • @anita7975
      @anita7975 Před 4 lety +8

      Clickbait :3

    • @spaghettigum
      @spaghettigum Před 4 lety +10

      @@deirdretejam3659 you dont understand because you are stupid

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 Před 4 lety +2

      Mega 9563 thank you for the nightmares to come

  • @louiswebster7839
    @louiswebster7839 Před 4 lety +96

    11:34 wow, I never knew that having 6 kids is considered a disability 🤯

  • @josephjoestar572
    @josephjoestar572 Před 3 lety +86

    *"Karen rallies her spawn"* *Oh my god I'm wheezing-*

  • @skydivertyler
    @skydivertyler Před 4 lety +842

    I think he needs to tell his *mom* “I don’t want to live with you anymore”

    • @Volker_A4
      @Volker_A4 Před 4 lety +13

      That doesn't work

    • @Nightmare-Stricken
      @Nightmare-Stricken Před 4 lety +7

      Yall ever just lick drywall to get high af and then crawl with your head as a thrust to move forward to a bar and then get drunk and wake up in an entirely different, third world country ruled by a communist dictator?

    • @charlessarphie7962
      @charlessarphie7962 Před 4 lety +2

      ... Yep.

    • @hornse897
      @hornse897 Před 4 lety +4

      Ro n bro same

    • @toniettebrown3494
      @toniettebrown3494 Před 4 lety +1

      He needs counseling to work out his mom issues

  • @bloodwraith5
    @bloodwraith5 Před 4 lety +2090

    The one-armed mother using a Monty Python Black Knight reference/quote is GENIUS!!! XD

  • @observer1968
    @observer1968 Před 3 lety +146

    "welcome to r/entitledparents were an entitled mother rips an arm off a disabled person"
    i'm sorry, what?

  • @corvhinus
    @corvhinus Před 3 lety +36

    "my mom was asked ot never give a speech again" what a loss XD shes a legend for that stunt Xd

  • @morgandouglas6014
    @morgandouglas6014 Před 4 lety +273

    First story pissed me off. They essentially abandoned this person!

  • @thesupersonicstig
    @thesupersonicstig Před 4 lety +138

    She should've picked up the arm and said to Karen,, "come on then, I'm armed now!"

    • @white_ninja9828
      @white_ninja9828 Před 3 lety +15

      “But your arm’s off!”
      “No it’s not.”
      “Yes, it is!”
      “Tis but a scratch.”

    • @parkertdm1652
      @parkertdm1652 Před 3 lety +9

      This is why you always carry a pocket knife, if she takes your arm, you take hers.

    • @RedOdqan
      @RedOdqan Před 3 lety +2

      tf so true

  • @Spacemanct
    @Spacemanct Před 2 lety +15

    I can't tell you how much respect I have for a mom who throws out a headbutt. Awesome, but also nobody wins with a headbutt.

  • @chrisiscool
    @chrisiscool Před 3 lety +30

    Can that person with divorced parents write a book? His telling is so interesting!!!

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Před 4 lety +343

    Disabled Person: *Has Prosthetic Arm*
    EM: "Wait, that's illegal."

  • @benodaboy
    @benodaboy Před 4 lety +176

    Man that divorce one was harsh.
    Makes me all the more determined to never do that to my future kids.

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 Před 4 lety +5

      Benjamin Gibson Well, make sure that you have really worked things out with your spouse before even so much as CONSIDERING kids.

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 Před 4 lety +8

      I mean most divorces aren’t like the one in the story, and most of the time you can’t predict that in 20 yrs ur going to hate each other
      So honestly, that dad in the story did everything he could’ve, and if u ever play that role, just know that it rly wasn’t ur fault
      (-from a kid who’s parents divorced after 25 yrs and 2 kids, lots of love)

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber Před 4 lety +7

      @@nicholaspeters9919 well, my mum got married to a man that she didn't know at all. My mum was getting her name put in a newspaper looking for date by her friends as a joke because she broke off with her boyfriend because her dad didn't agree with him as her boyfriend was a cop. Not long after, a man from different island, about hundreds kilometer away, suddenly pop out in front of her house, saying that he want to propose her. They went on an hour interview, and i don't know why, my mom and her parents agreed. Mind you, he was no one back then, no job, not a handsome guy, very skinny, and look just like ordinary lower class person. He went back to his hometown, with no way of communication at all, a week later, he came back and set everything ready. They finally married a day after, and they are still together for more than 30 years. I thought this was bs, but every single relatives of mine always told the same. In the end, i just want to say that yes, you wouldn't know what will happen in the next 20 years, but that doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 Před 4 lety +4

      Monkey King damn that’s actually a real cute story, congrats for them ^^
      It’s things like that that make you kind of believe in fate

  • @MustKillAxel
    @MustKillAxel Před 3 lety +16

    Wow its rare to get a mom that brave to laugh at her life long condition with putting on the horrble details (and not getting sued by Karens) trully a legend

  • @itzumetric
    @itzumetric Před 4 lety +52

    About that last one- "YoU oNlY hAvE oNe ChIlD"
    A good comeback would be: "Yes, I only have 1 child, and also 1 arm."

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 Před 4 lety +36

    I'm pretty sure, right after "Mum" said, "Don't get involved in my fights." she turned away and smiled proudly, her heart warmed by the fact that her son started fighting to protect her.

  • @solarflare7015
    @solarflare7015 Před 4 lety +333

    Imagine fighting someone and their arm falls off to reveal a built in shank and they threaten you with it *shivers*

    • @ultinato6799
      @ultinato6799 Před 4 lety +14

      Yar Har Fiddle Dee Dee Being A Pirate Is Alright With Me!

    • @tinuvielthefair81
      @tinuvielthefair81 Před 4 lety +2

      69 likes

    • @trapwrk
      @trapwrk Před 3 lety +1

      Nah I would have a sword as hand

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ultinato6799 ah the life

    • @Da-choppa
      @Da-choppa Před 2 lety +2

      Built. In. Shank.
      MAKE IT HAPPEN

  • @laliecinquantesept212
    @laliecinquantesept212 Před 3 lety +177

    When I was a kid, our neighbor was this really sweet man, his wife, EM, and their kid, EK.
    I had two sisters, and out of them, I was the lonely, lively one who never got along with the two others; I got along with EM and EK pretty well, and they both liked me a lot.
    EK got very annoying very fast, demanding I gave him my toys (which was a single hulla hoop as both my sisters kept the other ones for themselves) and crying if I didn't.
    One time, I was alone in our shared garden (yes, that is a thing; both our houses had a door leading to a garden our house separated in two with a palisade.), My sisters playing in front of the house and my parents working. EK demands that I lend him my toy, I refuse, and we go back and forth pointlessly until his mom comes over. She starts shouting at me, and ever so calmly I gave her a piece of my nine-year-old mind.
    I go back home, lock the door behind me, toy still in hands, and feel satisfied- and she's still utterly baffled in the garden.
    Later that day, mom comes to see me, since she works from home and ate lunch in the garden, letting dad take care of feeding us all, where EM was lurking to wait for me to come out again.
    Mom started by scolding me about being mean to adults, making sure the neighbor could hear through the open window, then she took me to the kitchen, gave me chocolate, told me to keep it a secret from my sisters and praised me for ruining the bitch's day.
    Needless to say, that was a good day.

  • @Chaoticstorm
    @Chaoticstorm Před 3 lety +6

    I love that disabled mom and treating that hook/ blade on her stub like it was a hidden weapon. If I was in that kind of situation I doubt I’d be able to make a joke like that.

  • @canethevelociraptor501
    @canethevelociraptor501 Před 4 lety +726

    "Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah didn't miss the boat"
    -Mark Twain

    • @overfailed3639
      @overfailed3639 Před 3 lety +18

      That's why we have r/NoahGetTheBoat! To lure back Noah and do his job properly!

    • @parkertdm1652
      @parkertdm1652 Před 3 lety +8

      It is truly a pity that we ever started existing.

    • @angelmartine8645
      @angelmartine8645 Před 3 lety +7

      13:55 I can’t stop imagining op just squaring up and tackling the kids like in cartoons

    • @ollidragon3146
      @ollidragon3146 Před 3 lety +1

      this quote is the source of the noah, get the boat meme.

    • @tomsmith6379
      @tomsmith6379 Před 3 lety

      Considering primate potential intelligence I don't get why the gorillas didn't throw the humans off and let the orangutans drive

  • @frostyy_225
    @frostyy_225 Před 4 lety +405

    EM: tell ur dad ur don’t like him
    OP: I see that the council has already made their decision. But since it’s a stupida** decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

  • @LilChuunosuke
    @LilChuunosuke Před 3 lety +2

    I love that mother with the prosthetic arm at the end. Seeing people who have wonderful relationships with their parents just makes me so happy to see.

  • @karangaglani5854
    @karangaglani5854 Před 3 lety +7

    that dude's mom's patience is literally on different levels, even if she popped off later tho

  • @dasantihero2827
    @dasantihero2827 Před 4 lety +130

    "An entitled mother rips the arm off a disabled person."
    Who tf does she think she is? Beowulf?

  • @rarepinay2065
    @rarepinay2065 Před 4 lety +99

    i love the mom with the prosthetic arm says " come on then " and points the sharp hook at Karen tbh if that was my mom she would be my hero to

    • @spicy1945
      @spicy1945 Před 3 lety +1

      what if you could choose your own mother?

  • @redplayz9008
    @redplayz9008 Před 4 lety +27

    My fave line: “then she let me hv way to many donuts”

  • @jarvisr42
    @jarvisr42 Před 3 lety +11

    Good Lord, this kids mom is all types of awesome.

  • @tarnaualex8671
    @tarnaualex8671 Před 4 lety +187

    Mom: "Come on then"
    Op: "i wish i was old enough to realise just how hilarious that was..."
    *I died*

  • @collegesportscast8572
    @collegesportscast8572 Před 4 lety +94

    Wow, that second one really hit home for me. It's very similar to how my life has played out. I was about 10 or 11 when I was signed out from school from my crazy mother (who was doing drugs at the time) and driven 2 states over. I stupidly believed everything she told me about my father, who is the best dad I could ask for. I didn't see my father for over 3 months before he finally won me and my siblings back through court. But the most memorable times in those months without my father was the countless sleepless nights I had, crying into my pillow, thinking why I couldn't see my dad again.
    That's a really short summary, didn't really explain anything too much, but I didn't want to write a whole novel. Anyways, thanks if you read this.

  • @FoxPhantom21
    @FoxPhantom21 Před 3 lety +31

    We need to give that Op's mom a "hand" for the epic halloween story

  • @RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg

    "how old are you?"
    "Whatever years old."

  • @leaderunith4l324
    @leaderunith4l324 Před 4 lety +417

    I’m imagining that mum saying “come on then” like the Black Knight in Monty Python

    • @theslashmanrc7503
      @theslashmanrc7503 Před 3 lety +25

      What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
      "TIS BUT A SCRATCH!" or
      "TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!"

    • @nickkurzy2246
      @nickkurzy2246 Před 3 lety +8

      Have at you!

    • @mistereyeball2479
      @mistereyeball2479 Před 3 lety +8

      Alright. We’ll call it a draw

    • @katelynruth31
      @katelynruth31 Před 3 lety +4

      "Look ya bastard, you got no dignity left!"

    • @katelynruth31
      @katelynruth31 Před 3 lety +7

      Entitled Person: "I'm invincible!!"
      Everyone else: "You're a loony."

  • @kab2664
    @kab2664 Před 4 lety +244

    😂🤣 oh crap that got me
    Bad mother: oh I left you a voice mail didn't you hear it?
    That had me rolling

  • @shaydedsoul
    @shaydedsoul Před 3 lety +10

    Even though your mom is in the wrong even harder, I have to imagine that both of your parents were being immature, and involving you too much in things you shouldn't have had to worry about. You remind me of me.

  • @moviehermit5631
    @moviehermit5631 Před 3 lety +4

    That first lady would probably get mad at other people speaking their native language because _"It's ride not to include me in conversations"_

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 Před 4 lety +386

    You had to mime things? That sounds like sign language with extra steps

    • @aikologic
      @aikologic Před 4 lety +38

      Should've told her she can't talk because it's rude and excludes her from the conversation.

    • @2gamers21
      @2gamers21 Před 4 lety +2

      Like mr. Mime

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 Před 4 lety +2

      @@2gamers21 mis. mime but every thing else was spot on

    • @MrOof-ob8uw
      @MrOof-ob8uw Před 4 lety +4

      Answer this:
      If you can only do sign language with one arm, is that a speech impediment or an accent?

    • @tangerinetech5300
      @tangerinetech5300 Před 4 lety +3

      @@MrOof-ob8uw it's God telling you to shut the fuck up

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 Před 4 lety +320

    Rips off arm showing hook
    "HAVE AT YE THIEN SCALLYWAG"

    • @niccolosantana7957
      @niccolosantana7957 Před 4 lety +5

      Yes

    • @a-cell4564
      @a-cell4564 Před 4 lety +19

      When Karen said “You only have one kid” My response would be something like “Yeah, and only one arm too!” The comeback in the comments only get better with the videos

    • @seicoonie5584
      @seicoonie5584 Před 4 lety +3

      Im now dying from laughter

    • @3ch0h3art4
      @3ch0h3art4 Před 4 lety +8

      Monty Python and the Entitled Family

    • @a-cell4564
      @a-cell4564 Před 4 lety

      Ech0 H3ART is it bad if I said that I would definitely watch that? I understood the reference, and want it so badly.

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi Před 3 lety +2

    OP's mum is amazing.
    Especially the education of the kids about the dangers of playing around trains.

  • @SparksXtra
    @SparksXtra Před 3 lety +5

    2:37
    Eleventy-seven thousand million.

  • @seanocansey2956
    @seanocansey2956 Před 4 lety +376

    To the person whose mother had one arm: your mum is a *Legend* 😎

    • @Mastasrasmas
      @Mastasrasmas Před 4 lety +6

      Sean Ocansey
      What if it’s a Karen?

    • @unreal2920
      @unreal2920 Před 4 lety +1

      Stand user 『Mastasrasmas』
      Legendary stand user “karen”
      Stand “bigger karen”

    • @derpderp132
      @derpderp132 Před 4 lety +1

      Sean Ocansey I would like but its at 123 likes and I’ll like it later when someone else likes it.

    • @Mastasrasmas
      @Mastasrasmas Před 4 lety +1

      Baron Loudermilk don’t worry fam I’ll do it

  • @N3bu14Gr4y
    @N3bu14Gr4y Před 4 lety +127

    As someone who worked in deaf telephone relay, I can confirm that horrible hearing families affect 50% of deaf people. Deaf people with nice families tend to be horrible themselves. This is because 99% of deaf people now use video relay, and the only ones still using my format are either too stubborn to switch or their families don't care.
    Work in relay long enough, and you'll turn into a misanthrope.

  • @averagebriarmain
    @averagebriarmain Před 3 lety +12

    person: has clear proof they are disabled, a cane, metal leg, multiple stitches on their chest and a handicap license plate
    karen: OMG YOUR FAKING

    • @ElFrogge
      @ElFrogge Před 2 lety

      Karen and her spawn no you can't be disabled when we are around! Any sensible person stfu

    • @Brock_Lee501
      @Brock_Lee501 Před rokem +1

      But, it wasn’t very obvious.

  • @salticidae4527
    @salticidae4527 Před 2 lety +2

    I love that one armed mother. Just seems very wholesome to be around.

  • @TJKKelly-ej7en
    @TJKKelly-ej7en Před 4 lety +171

    Mom: *Lost her arm in fight*
    Me: NOTHING BUT A SMALL SCRATCH

  • @MrsDreavus
    @MrsDreavus Před 4 lety +516

    Video: 10 mins ago.
    Comments: 15 mins ago.
    HMMMMMM...

  • @robanddawnramcharan6408
    @robanddawnramcharan6408 Před 3 lety +2

    When my wife started using a wheelchair, I thought having that blue handicapped tag would prevent a lot of these conversations. Turned out I was wrong.

  • @RFXN_Emulator
    @RFXN_Emulator Před 3 lety +1

    6:23 I'VE NEVER CLIMED A FENCE THAT HIGH BEFORE! And then I woke up at home...

  • @ikaro342
    @ikaro342 Před 4 lety +99

    "It's... well, a _debacle_ "
    That was extra fancy, rSlash

    • @theblevinator
      @theblevinator Před 4 lety +1

      I only heard that word from SomethingelseYT's music video: Something Else

  • @shaylachartrand5095
    @shaylachartrand5095 Před 4 lety +115

    “Chapter 2: the part where it gets interesting.”
    That’s my kind of chapter labeling.

    • @ngozijones5697
      @ngozijones5697 Před 3 lety +5

      I giggled when i saw that cause i knew it was going to be epic

    • @lukejoseph19
      @lukejoseph19 Před 3 lety +1

      I love the end of the story too

    • @jscar06
      @jscar06 Před 3 lety +5

      I felt this story so hard. My birthgiver brought my dad up on parental kidnapping charges because my brother and I DECIDED we wanted to live with him rather than her, and she just wouldn't accept it. He had to fly us back to where she lived (we were visiting him for the summer, 1996). Three years later, we were older, made the same decision, and the courts sided with us. She and I have been NC for nearly a decade, ultimately for other reasons.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Před 2 lety

      it’s easy to do that when you’re writing fiction

  • @hunterpeelman3946
    @hunterpeelman3946 Před 3 lety +2

    The mother : *bass bossed* my arm

  • @splitzgaming2046
    @splitzgaming2046 Před 3 lety +11

    Everyone: insert random talks
    Me: what number starts with eleventy-7.

  • @pricklybiscuit
    @pricklybiscuit Před 4 lety +717

    Negative eleventy-seven-thousand-million is my new favorite number

    • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
      @PeoplecallmeLucifer Před 4 lety +17

      mine is 4

    • @flare0114
      @flare0114 Před 4 lety +9

      @Your Standard Dart So they had to pay you eleventy-seven thousand million dollars?

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 Před 4 lety +3

      Your ass is my favorite ass

    • @AwesomeNinjaXD
      @AwesomeNinjaXD Před 4 lety +5

      Isn't that just -117,000,000,000?

    • @ErrantMasa
      @ErrantMasa Před 4 lety +7

      that leaves Keanu Reeves about seven billion (or 7,000 million in long count) short. Please find it in your hearts to donate twelvety-four thousand million schmeckles so Keanu may spread His kung-fu wisdom across all dimensions! Peace And Love!!!
      (If any of you think I'm serious, shame on you.)

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir Před 4 lety +65

    WOAH WOAH, DUDE! NO! Don't even JOKE about parent entitlement being a disability! They're already entitled enough!

    • @stuartfaulds1580
      @stuartfaulds1580 Před 4 lety +5

      Sadly in the Uk there are a LOT of people who park in the disabled spots even though they don't have a disabled badge, personally I use the term Mental Defective to refer to them (the able bodied twannocks who just park in the disabled/handicapped parking bays). The few I've caught getting out of their cars generally respond "So what ?" when told that it's a disabled bay.

    • @SchazmenRassir
      @SchazmenRassir Před 4 lety +3

      @@stuartfaulds1580 And that's why there needs to be actual punishment for shit like that, unless it's an actual, certifiable emergency, like... I dunno, a doctor happening to be in the parking lot, while someone's dying inside.

  • @thehuman8481
    @thehuman8481 Před 2 lety

    Every time I hear a Entitled parent story, this makes me glad that I have amazing parents and brother. I feel bad for people who have some of the worst family members or run into awful people who are willing to ruin people’s lives for their own gain.

  • @KrispyKat69
    @KrispyKat69 Před 3 lety +4

    *”Oh! I left you a voicemail,did you hear it?”* 💀

  • @thepyroghoul
    @thepyroghoul Před 4 lety +74

    13:57 "we have you 7 to 1"
    "I like those odds."

  • @CrazedNinjaCat
    @CrazedNinjaCat Před 4 lety +78

    So... the entitled mother left 5 of her 6 children to not get arrested?
    Wow

    • @Samizouza
      @Samizouza Před rokem

      The one-armed mum should've pressed charges

  • @homeboundgames7369
    @homeboundgames7369 Před 3 lety +8

    I just like to think that the Karen and Reddit user are the same people in different universes.

  • @skynetic64
    @skynetic64 Před 2 lety +1

    That story about the crazy mother from the divorce hit home in a way I never thought a Reddit post could. I have a very similar thing going on in my life right now.
    This is what I also posted on Reddit a while ago:
    My mother and father have been divcored since I was very young, but what was good was that I got to visit both houses regularly, half of the week at mom’s house and half of the week at my dad’s house. They were given explicit rules not to talk poorly about each other around me, but my mother didn’t care about that rule. Almost every day she would say something bad about my father, be it a small comment like his hair, or something huge like an argument that happened ages ago. She commonly did this so she could get me to grow resentment towards him. This didn’t work as after all this time, I think he is better than mom. My father has had major anger issues for a long time now. But he soon realized that his anger issues were causing me to become distant with him. So he has started being more understanding and calm in arguments, while also being willing to listen to reason. This was the key thing that made my parents different.
    My mother has been caught drinking several times by several people, including cops. And now she has started taking “action” by going to therapy and stopping her drinking habits. This I don’t really believe as she has stated several times before that she stopped drinking when she clearly hasn’t. Just a few days ago, I came home from a half a week with my father, and saw a bottle of alcohol in the freezer. At this time my uncle was living with me and mom, but he hasn’t been home for around a week and a half. She clearly was lying when she stated “it’s your uncle’s bottle.” So this led me to believe that she has been secretly drinking behind my back. Also, at this time my mother has gotten into petty argument after petty argument with me every night, whether it be staying up late or even having any lights on at all. My father and others would later say that it was a common tactic by her to get me to raise my voice to make myself seem like the bad guy to the neighbors that could hear us. She would constantly push my buttons to get a reaction, and I tried everything; not stooping to her level (she ended up saying stuff loudly that made me seem like the bad guy) trying to be reasonable (won’t listen to reason) or even flat out ignoring her (she would threaten to get rid of my valuables). This has been going on for so long now and I’m afraid what she would do if I were to leave her to stay at my dad’s house for longer times in a week, I think she might attempt either sui*ide or selling everything I didn’t take with me.

    • @C0smic-Fear
      @C0smic-Fear Před 2 lety

      I'm so sorry that happened to you. You don't deserve that, and neither does any one else.

  • @yeahboii5640
    @yeahboii5640 Před 4 lety +2076

    i was watching rSlash when rSlash posted a video

  • @TheLatinaBabyGurl
    @TheLatinaBabyGurl Před 4 lety +39

    One of my best friends since high school has only one arm. Honestly, she is able to do things way better than me or anyone else with two arms that I know. I very much admire how she was able to turn things around for herself and come out ahead. She is a very amazing and strong person.

  • @Wilzyy
    @Wilzyy Před 2 lety

    extremely rare (though bleep'd) curse from rSlash at 8:45 was SO CATHARTIC. goodness that custody war was insane.

  • @gabebell924
    @gabebell924 Před 3 lety

    Honestly that guy's mom sounds like a blast to hang out with.

  • @lonewolf9578
    @lonewolf9578 Před 4 lety +38

    I swear every time I see an “excuse me” from an EM in these posts I want to smack my head against a wall repeatedly

  • @_sqwid
    @_sqwid Před 4 lety +17

    The mom who rarely uses the disabled parking space, I give kudos to u ma’am for thinking of others even tho u r literally permitted and encouraged to use

  • @iamafuckingfailure
    @iamafuckingfailure Před 4 lety +5

    This karen in her mind:
    *RIP AND ̶T̶E̶A̶R̶ ANNOY FOR NO DISCERNABLE REASON*

    • @parkertdm1652
      @parkertdm1652 Před 3 lety +1

      Rip and take whatever she takes off 'er.

  • @a-hazardous-a9496
    @a-hazardous-a9496 Před 2 lety +1

    That kid backing his mom up in the fight is a bond they'll never forget lmao

  • @spaceaids3549
    @spaceaids3549 Před 4 lety +661

    rslash: curses
    me: legit gets scared because I was falling asleep

  • @jussometoucan2337
    @jussometoucan2337 Před 4 lety +406

    The prosthetic arm story is obviously fake,
    There’s no way a guy could’ve slept with that Karen more than once

    • @MercuryCat
      @MercuryCat Před 4 lety +102

      Solution: different dads

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven Před 4 lety +86

      You'd be surprised. My best friend's mom is a mega-Karen, but her dad is cool. They have 3 kids together, because he loves her & still thinks she'll "be better eventually." It's kind of sad.

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 Před 4 lety +27

      Could have been a bunch of guys once each.

    • @lyricmailloux2803
      @lyricmailloux2803 Před 4 lety +14

      Amanda Slocomb
      yep that is the ONLY answer

    • @enderbirds3814
      @enderbirds3814 Před 4 lety +7

      Lol lol lol and LOL

  • @circomnia9984
    @circomnia9984 Před 3 lety

    I feel the person in the first story. My family did not want me either. I came home one day, and my dad was dancing around, waving a fistful of cash in the air, shouting "Hey, look what I got for you!!!". I was feeling very happy at first, as I have never gotten anything before that!!
    In my head I started imagining all the cool things I could buy, but then I decided to show them what sharing was really all about. I decided that I would use the money, to buy each one of them a gift. This thought gave me a really nice, warm and fuzzy feeling inside!!
    That feeling faded quickly though, when he explained the money wasn't for me. Turns out he sold me.

  • @solami3910
    @solami3910 Před 3 lety +12

    "an entitled mother rips off an arm off of a disabled person" that came out so fast and holy shit I was shocked

  • @onetwothreefourfivesixseve8526

    "Then my mom bought me too many doughnuts"
    Someone got donut drunk

  • @shebakoby
    @shebakoby Před 4 lety +90

    sounds like the OP in the mom that kept trying to kidnap him from his dad, sounds like he needs to post about his mom in stores which belong on r/raisedbynarcissists.

    • @ericaschaidt8588
      @ericaschaidt8588 Před 4 lety +7

      shebakoby after hearing in the second story that the kidnapping made the news I googled it. And I did in fact find an article about the ordeal.

    • @senacario5942
      @senacario5942 Před 4 lety

      @@ericaschaidt8588 oh really what was it called?

    • @Caprifoolaceae
      @Caprifoolaceae Před 4 lety

      @@senacario5942 losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/04/06/police-mother-abducts-12-year-old-son-after-bitter-divorce/

    • @senacario5942
      @senacario5942 Před 4 lety

      @@Caprifoolaceae thank you

    • @thatonerefriedbean_joaquin2790
      @thatonerefriedbean_joaquin2790 Před 4 lety

      Eh. More like r/insaneparents

  • @zoeblopaistinpannu5278

    i love how rslash starts talking to OP, giving advice to someone who is by their own words ''profoundly deaf''

  • @rudeboi6502
    @rudeboi6502 Před 3 lety

    What the one armed mom is doing is amazing by teaching youth about the dangers of playing near the train tracks. Back when I was in High School (about 5 years ago), one of our classmates was killed a few years ago because he got hit by a train. It was a very traumatic experience for a majority of the school since he was one of the more popular kids.

  • @z-chan946
    @z-chan946 Před 4 lety +29

    If she took off her jacket Edward Elric style I would've fangirled the hell out of that.

  • @MHBW81
    @MHBW81 Před 4 lety +25

    Loved the mom with one arm. Reminded me of my aunts father in law that went by the name Captain Hook after blowing his hand off with fireworks in his teens. He had a prostetic hand but usually just wore a hook.
    Don't be stupid with fireworks kids!

  • @Helena-qq7td
    @Helena-qq7td Před 3 lety

    my grandpa was fully deaf and his mom actually did the same thing. sign language, or as she called it: 'hand waving', looked rude in her eyes so he couldn't do it in their house.
    safe to say he didn't have a good relationship with his parents. he didn't like to talk about his youth at all.
    i still remember how proud he was when i used sign language when i was little :')

  • @astralguardian5930
    @astralguardian5930 Před 3 lety +1

    11:40 Oh boy, there goes the whole "I hAvE mOrE kIdS" argument.

  • @Karma92008
    @Karma92008 Před 4 lety +20

    Kid: is deaf
    Mom: I left you a voicemail didn’t you listen to it?
    The most Karen thing ever said.

  • @klyxes
    @klyxes Před 4 lety +119

    When I see an entitle parent get their comeuppance:
    GET....FFFFU(passionately hugged)

  • @ambinthewild9687
    @ambinthewild9687 Před 3 lety

    I used to have a coworker with a prosthetic arm, attached at the shoulder. He had a great sense of humor about it. He once walked around the office cubicles with it sticking up straight in the air.

  • @judosii1473
    @judosii1473 Před 2 lety

    The moment I read the "come on then" about the prosthetic arm bit I legit said out loud "Show me a good time, Jack!"

  • @BBR456
    @BBR456 Před 4 lety +217

    Rslash is the best cause he isnt scared to use his voice, when most use text to speech 😤

    • @DarkKnight-fm4me
      @DarkKnight-fm4me Před 4 lety

      Redditor uses his voice too

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 Před 4 lety +5

      lol clearly you havent met The Click (thank god you haven't, its puberty all over again), GioFilms, And Redditor.

    • @dotmatrixmoe
      @dotmatrixmoe Před 4 lety +5

      I don't care if it's text to speech, as long it's funny.(* Cough* Cowbelly.)

    • @hashtags_YT
      @hashtags_YT Před 4 lety +8

      @@dotmatrixmoe honestly, I think the key to success with rslash and others is personality. It might not seem like much but just their reactions make it x100 more entertaining than a robot reading if out to you.

    • @dotmatrixmoe
      @dotmatrixmoe Před 4 lety

      @@hashtags_YT I'm not saying you're wrong, but personality can come from words,too. Which is why some robot speakers are popular as well. Alas, it doesn't matter about the voice of speech, but the speech it's self.

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk Před 4 lety +67

    Me: **Exists**
    Entitled Parents:
    LISTEN, IS THAT AN INNOCENT CHILD VOICE I HEAR?
    IT'S SPEAKING FOR ME LOUD AND CLEAR!
    ON THE WIND!
    PAST THE STARS!
    ON YOUR EAR!

  • @thefinnmaxter5518
    @thefinnmaxter5518 Před 3 lety

    Gotta love the sign languague guy and the mom with the prosthetic arm stories

  • @riccardocalosso5688
    @riccardocalosso5688 Před 2 lety

    "Where do you wanna go?"
    "Washington DC"
    "Chicago it is!"
    10/10 parenting, right there!