r/Entitledparents "GIVE MY CHILD YOUR GUN!"
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r/Entitledparents I've come across some truly crazy entitled parents on Reddit, but this lady takes the cake. OP is hanging out with his kid at a playground, when an entitled mother comes up to him and DEMANDS that OP hands his loaded gun over to her child. And when OP resists and says that he can't do that, the crazy lady yells at him! WTF!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
What would you do if an entitled parent tries to give a gun to her spoiled brat?
Shoot back
rSlash play DESPACITO
Run away
I WOULD DO A MILITARY DISARM ON THE ENTILTED PARENT AND KNOCK HER ASS OUT
I'll just yank it
Entitled Mom: *becomes nice*
Basically everyone who knows the sub: Impossible
Agree
Highly agree
Super agree
Impossible agree
You were supposed to destroy the managers not join them
VvShadowZvV 19 DonT try it
eXACTLY
DONT GIVE THEM FORGIVENESS.
ngl, the last story was wholesome AF. Good on that person for being the friend that woman needed.
Exactly
Yeah. I would have never been able to do that. Itâs probably a mom thing.
Exactly.
I've seen lots of EMs who break down from something bad and the storyteller and the EP end up as long time friends.
Iâve read some stories like that, but this was the best by far.
That last one⊠that woman DESERVES respect as she managed to not only tame a Karen, but peel off the sassy entitled outer layer and reveal the scared alone woman underneath
I know. Being a good parant and a considerate person isn't hard. But still people are aholes for no reason. Maybe if people learned from this women maybe just maybe people would be much happier and open minded
to me hearingg so much mindboggling arguements with karens to me
hearing that is fucking *MYTHICAL.*
Nah m8. She just activated her secret mother talking powers.
That last one brought tears to my eyes.
And then M/ Slash have to ruin the momentâŠnow I canât stop laughing
That dads reaction to the lifeguard SAVING his daughter is utter bs, I drowned in 2nd grade on a field trip and yes a grown man had to save me because not even lifeguards saw me as I was pretty small. Resuscitated me and brought me to my teachers who then told me not to tell my mother (I did tell her) and if it weren't for that man saving me I'd be dead today.
My elementary teachers...oh the stories I have. I was actually sexually hurrassed on a bus coming back from our church. The kid was from our neighboring school and this absolute twit commented on my beasts...I was wearing a dress...sandals and a shall over the dress to cover up. This genius of a teacher I had and her little minions as I called them quarnered me in the schools storage/staff room and tried saying it was MY FAULT and blamed ME for it. My mom absolutely FLIPPED and brought my dad with her. We ended up getting the cops involved..yay trauma!
I live in a tourism oriented town. Our population is 6 times higher during high season so we see a lot of crazy entitled people. Once(that I know of) a woman had to be restrained so the safeward could try to do cpr on her teenage daughter, because he was "RAPING.HER.DAUGHTER.!. " I never heard if she made it.
On a side note, I just remember one time a tourist swam into the blades of a speedboat that was waiting for the clear to approach the beach inside a restricted area 100meters into the sea. She had to jump over a safety net. Lost a leg.
Well Iâm sure your teachers got fired
âBro wanna huff some raid bug killer later after schoolâ
âNah gonna go play with real guns in the park with my budsâ
Nah, I prefer harassing pretzel stand workers.
This genuinely made me laugh đ
@@foopyt5091 me to i love doing that
Id rather accuse employees of being too young to buy beer at a store they work at.
@@liathepurplegalactichybrid3321 same
Crazy Lady: "it shouldn't be ok for men to give CPR to an unconscious woman!"
unconscious woman who is suffering from lack of oxygen: "Guess i'll die"
Dio Brando the dipshit women who said resuscitation is a fancy word for rape I think next time sheâs drowning we shall remember this and be like no wait cpr is rape just let here sit there on the bottom of the pool like a fucken hump back whale
Karen: âI donât care if youâre dying woman, take one for the teamâ
If i give cpr to a man im gay thenđ?
@@luigi2.5nugent56 yes
you said it dio
I love that last story. Yeah, it's fun to hear how these entitled parents get what's coming to them/get told off, but the way OP handled that situation was perfect. Seeing there's a problem, being understanding, and helping to get to the root of it. Super wholesome
Imagine that phone call though: âhello police thereâs a toddler with a glock in the parkâ.
Timmy: *Holds Compact G29 Gen4 10mm Glock (automatic)* "Dow ywou want two pway?"
@@muchotexto4248 Holy. Shit.
@@muchotexto4248 *Holds Desert Eagle* Sure
jimmy:pulls out a HK21 with a kobra sight, ARS Suppressor, Chainsaw Grip, Green laser, and Armour Piercing Ammunition
@@YourLocalYter This ainât Phantom Forces
Your female voice is so good that it legitimately pisses me off.
lmao I know right?
It's less of a female voice and more of a "bitch Karen" voice but yeah it's hilarious
It's glorious.
I know right
A perfectly accurate imitation of annoying people
Me: *sees that someone has tamed an entitled parent*
Also me: is it possible to learn this power
Me: no way... he summoned the power of a Karen...
Have you heard the tragedy of darth plaguesis the wise
She had the power to tame a Karen but not her husband
And I thought that my shiny Mewtwo was impressive! XD
If you can learn that *Your Unstoppable*
That thing with the gun is one of the most american things I've ever heard.
It really is. Im both all here for it, and ashamed of it. Im american if you couldn't tell by that
can confirm, american asf
What sad isâŠ.here goes.
Im 36 turning 37 soon. In first grade, that was nearly 3 decades agoâŠ.gun safety discouraged giving even toy guns that looked realistic, let alone an actual firearm, even unloaded. Since lo and behold, the cop might kill the kid even if its unloaded/realistic looking toy gun. (Mentioned in video).
This was three decades ago. How have times changed and how stupid and entitled people have become.
â@@CajunReaper95lol given America's track record, I highly doubt that!
16:10 This made me choke back tears too. OP is so sweet, and we genuinely need more people like that in the world. And I feel so bad for that mother and her son, I know what its like to deal with someone that drinks. If that person that drinks is violent when they're drunk, it's... Its horrifying. So to see someone else who's just... Scared, and lonely, and to see someone who's helping that person as much as they can and being so sweet.. It makes me so happy.
Real talk, I hope the EM in the last post turns out okay. Entitled or not, she and her son are probably suffering.
She didnât seem to actually be entitled, she was just lonely and desperate for someone to talk to; she used that behavior as a way to try to get company from her son without thinking of the harm being around his father was doing. It sounded like the father is abusive, meaning she is likely a victim as well. She came off as entitled, but that wasnât who she really was.
@@Cassiopea525 That's true. Still, I hope their situation gets better.
@@ToughAqua777 Me too, that's really sad
As a child raised in a family that had an abusive father I must say what I did to my mother. I was powerless at 12-16 but not above. Suck it up and divorce that asshole. You are ruining your child's life. I am one of the very very rare people that could grow up very fast and deal with this shit as a kid. I was lucky but was permanently damaged. I have very noticeable ticks and it will stay with me for the rest of my life because of what my father did to us. Don't to that to your kid. Be a mother and protect your child like you should. It's hard but I'd your not tough it will destroy both of you. I never let this happen to anyone around me because of this. I got into a lot of trouble for standing up to friends but all of them was worth it. Still it's not a good thing to have that much police record :/
Yeah
âUncle Unneâsâ Me looking at my brother.
*âItâs Auntie Anneâs isnât it?â*
âą mistyhxrizĂžn âą did the exact same đ
Damn ever wish you thought of the same comment but someone said it before you?
Victor N exactly what I was gonna do
She called it that for privacy purposes
@@chrisjohnson5075 We know...
16:50 that's the most satisfying end of an entitled parents story ever. I wish everything would be like that
"my flight was delayed two hours"
Younger me remembering a flight to Disney world delayed 8 hours.
I feel you, I had a flight delayed 10 hours, got up at 2 in the morning to go to the airport for a flight that was meant to be off at 4, then its bored hell for 10 hours while we wait
oh i had the opposite happen. the easiest way to get to my grandfather's fairly remote town is an 8 hour train ride. we're leaving to come back to where my parents and I live and my mom is absolutely confident that the train is at 9:30 am. Well, we found out at 7:50 that the train leaves at 8:20. That house is at least 30 minutes away from the railway station. Somehow, we made it.
I loved the last story. My wife hates your entitled voice lol I have to say it would be hard not to punch someone talking to me in that tone
Lol thatâs the point đ
it would be hard for me to not call the police
Yep I agree
Well it would be hard to not punch an entitled parent so it works
At my house it's the hubby who hates that voice, but always asks me to turn it up when he hears me listening.
The last story made me sad and also made me ralize that entitled parents arenât always bad atleast not intentionally.
Nah
Nah
They are like feminists these days. Always right and the others are always wrong.
What's worese than an entitled parent or Karen?
An entitled parent or Karen who is feminist and anti vax.
I remember another story here about a grandma or something who acted indignant and entitled but the OP saw her in the parking lot in her car sulking and asked about it and she was just distressed because she promised her grandson his favorite candy and couldn't get the one she knew existed because they only had it as a seasonal item, or something.
There's two kinds of entitled people, really. There's the despicable, wretched, and irredeemable heaps of biomatter who do things like abuse their children or try to steal from people or try to ruin people's lives to get what they want. (the *really* infuriating stories) *You know the ones.*
And then there's the people who had an environment growing up that didn't teach them how to bloody function as people, but if you can *somehow* get past their insanely tall pride walls are still *people*, just basically overgrown children who throw tantrums when they don't get what they want because they never outgrew that phase, and who are *convinced* that's what an adult is, probably because they either had no role models or their role models were equally as bad.
Granted, it excuses nothing, and if they're going to pretend they're adults they need to be held accountable for their own actions *like* adults, but it is rather pitiful seeing someone wedged into such a pathetic mindset with little hope of seeing the light of day. That's why I always feel really bad for the children in these stories, like that little girl in the phone story, because a lot of them will probably turn out the same way and there's really not much anyone can do to help them.
I really wish we lived in a world where people would be more freaking responsible for the futures of the people around them, but "community" is dead and apparently it's a "crime" to even remotely try to get involved with somebody else's life, let alone their children, *even to save their goddamn life,* as multiple stories have proven. It's to a point it's so irrational I do not understand the conditions that have allowed these insane mindsets to come into existence, maybe somebody can enlighten me on that one.
Last story in a nutshell:
Em (that isn't really an Em): *fricken pissed*
Other mom: you ok?
Em: no
Other mom: we be friends?
Em: yes I need somebody to talk to
Other mom: I can help you with your problems without any hesitation
*both women start to smile intensely *
im getting the WRONG kinda vibes from that smile part... and maybe a specific âintroâ in the backround
Tell me the vibes your getting >:)
@@temmieboi6476 sorry i dont wanna be banned like i was on twitter for saying âim maleâ
(yes, im serious)
You treat every firearm as if its loaded... NO MATTER WHAT! What a Fing lunatic.
That last story was wholesome AF
That last story made me feel bad for that mom. Sure, she did act a bit entitled at first, but at least she had a reason that justifies the behavior (to me at least). I hope that lady and her son are okay. I had a grandparent who drank a lot (he stopped when my mom died. I was 7 when he stopped. I am 14 now.), and that alone almost tore my family apart. Because of that, I actually swore to not drink alcohol. Alcohol is bad is what I have been taught by my family's example.
I don't even like alcohol that much. And if I do have some, it usually something very dilluted like a twisted tea or something where I can't taste much of it.
I can relate for the swore to not drink alcohol part.
Nothing really bad happened I just know how bad stuff like that is bad for your mental health and body so yeah..
@@buddy9075 yea alcohol can make your momentem time slow and when that happens While your driving and you see someone els in front of you dont react Quick enough and crash so thats how crashes happen by alcohol
Alcohol isn't the problem. If you start drinking consistently and become an alcoholic it's your own fault. YOU chose to drink at some party. YOU chose to go to the store for a vodka or smt else ( I don't count beers ) It's your decision to drink. Swearing to never drink is just saying that you don't understand all of this that I just mentioned.
@@Chase_-yt5xy or, it's being responsible, knowing that an *addiction* to a *literal drug* is possible and has ruined their family. You can absolutely responsibly drink if you know yourself to be capable of handling it and not drinking too often. You can also be responsible by *not* drinking *at ALL* because you know you *_cannot_* restrain yourself when you stop. Everybody has different limits, and everybody has different things they need to do.
Regardless, alcohol is definitely a problem itself--it's a literal drug that is so normalized that people often turn "drinks often" into a personality trait rather than a point at an addiction.
*âAh yes please allow my 5 year old use your 100% Real Gun.â*
âNoâ
*âIâm CaLlInG tHe PoLiCe YeEtâ*
Em: Hello a man wont let my son have his gun to play cowboys with his friend even if the gun is unloaded
Police: where are you
Em: at the playground
Police: okay we will send a officer over to stop your crazy bitch ass from letting your kid play with a real gun
Em: WHAT HE CAN HAVE IT
Police: if he did somebody would call us and if a cop came over and told the kid to drop it the kid would say no and point it at the officer and he would have a choice risk getting shot or shoot the kid who's pointing a gun at him
Em: ... HE CAN HAVE THE GUN UNLOADED
Police: god damn it
She definitely deserved to be arrested lol.
Link Vs EM. "Let my precious angel have that guardian-destroying bow and arrow, or I'm calling the police"
Upvotes are Link wins, Downvotes are EM wins. (I just want an accurate poll, and can't do that on a comment.)
Stupid Idiot moloo
Christopher Harpster kmo
The moment I heard the word "lifeguard" I knew exactly what was about to happen, I think we all did
That first lady is literally an irl Umbridge.
"Don't tell lies"
"Hem hem"
except she isnât: the lady was doing the right thing, the OP was being a dick about someone daring the ask that he be carded
@@bostonrailfan2427 Are you joking? Sure it was the right thing but she was very rude about it. But if she had an awful day I would understand
That last story made me smile, I wish more stories ended like that. Instead, my hope in humidity dies a little after every episode
we meet again you are the reason I lost my other acc WE MEET AGAIN
I don't like humidity too much either
you should get a dehumidifier
@@weezer3205 hows he the reason?
Jay Hein bc the pfp is the demonetisation sign, (I mean unless thereâs a deeper ,darker reason)
First rule of gun safety I learned is that even if the gun isnât loaded, you NEVER point it at someone else, or pretend itâs fake
Yes
The last story, she was a good person. Straight and simple. She recognized someone in distress and gave them a way out of what could have been an embarrassing, and possibly voilitile, personal situation. She showed dignity and compassion towards this woman and her situation. I hope that more people can learn to see past petty issues and recognize a cry for help.
Omg that last story.... what a wonderful mother, to actually invite Tommy's mother to lunch and be so kind... omg she's the perfect mom. Seriously, this was way better than those retribution stories.
Not gonna lie, the last one kinda threw me off a bit. She started screaming and Iâm laughing at the typical EM but then she starts calming down and everything is being wholesome. It warms my heart knowing thereâs still hope to save those lost Karen souls.
Not all of 'em are like this, but I think there's probably signs that someone who can stay level-headed can pick up on. Most of those people are just incorrigibly self-righteous and entitled (as is the name) but sometimes aggressive attempts at manipulation is what people turn to when they feel something about their life being threatened, because they likely didn't have a good example of how to cope in their own early life. It's that whole vicious cycle deal. I've seen a very small handful of stories like this and all the cases where they back down and turn back into normal people tend to be because the OP manages to get the context out of them, which gives them the actual resources to show them that they were just overreacting and it's not a big deal.
But my god does it take the patience of a saint to give someone a chance like that when they hurl abuse at you. I know I wouldn't be able to lol.
I have to wonder how this kind of behavior developed in people in the first place, because it's so counter-intuitive to all positive behavioral logic.
@@Starfloofle I agree with literally everything you just said lol. Youâre right. Also, personally I feel like the way it started also has to do with white privilege and how they think theyâre better and stuff.
kinda reminds me of fnaf pizzarea simulator, where the evil souls are released finally by their bodies being burnt, yeah its happy but it takes some sad stuff to get there. (plz dont hurt me 4 my mistaketh of an analogy).
I would bet she is acting out due to abuse she not only witnesses, but probably faces herself
Yeah I kinda teared up when listening to that one
Kudos for that last mom. She sounds like an angel, taking care of everybody in her house, arguing calm and pointed.
Ngl that last one hit me in the feels with how unexpectedly wholesomely it got i started smiling at how sweet it was. It got me in the first half
I almost cried at that last story when the entitled mom was actually not an entitled mom and just a scared lonely person who didn't want her son to be beat by her deadbeat husband
Why isnât anyone talking how OP changed Auntie Anneâs to Uncle Unneâsđđđ
'Cause they are related.
Idk
I was going to, but saw you beat me to it.
Lol I know
IKR I saw it and I immediately was like, âomg, I love Aunt Annieâs!!â
âWhatâs the harm of him playing with it if its unloadedâ
It teaches him piss poor gun safety and breaks the first rule of gun safety to always treat a gun as if itâs loaded
Exactly. So then the next time he sees a gun he plays with it...but it is loaded and he hurts himself or others. What a dumb mom.
Exactly! I was practically screaming this at the screen. I have young kids, and I'm teaching them gun safety, and that EM obviously knows _nothing_ about gun safety!
Even if I'm dry firing the gun to make sure the firing pin still works I check at least 3 times to make sure there is no round in the chamber
Chet Kirby seriously. Always treat a gun as if itâs loaded
@@summerfireking And I bet you still don't point it at anything you aren't willing to shoot, right?
R/: âOur next post is from SSG Vegito.â
Me: âAh, I see you are a person of culture as well.â
The last story had a wholesome twist. I thought the EM was going to continue acting like all the other Karens in the other stories, but it became clear that she had legit reasons for feeling the way that she did and just needed someone to talk to. OP handled that beautifully.
Enthusiastic thumbs up for that last story. That woman wins Mom of the year.
Câmon guys weâre so close to 69 likes on this comment
Wow we definitely exceeded 69...next goal 420?đ
Karen: hereâs a real firearm sweetie
Kid: aims gun at Karen
Karen: *surprised pikachu face*
Not to to lie I want all kids with Karen mom's to do that
Underrated comment XD đïžđïž
Do it!!!
Police:
*gives kid money who is pointing gun at Karwn*
Y a y
I like how in the last one when Rslash understands whats happening he quickly switches from entitled voice to normal voice
If a Karen was a videogame boss, "AHEM" would probably be the boss music.
Ahemolavania
Karen: You're not old enough to buy that, are you?
Me: That is between me and the store.
The last one was really wholesome... broke away entirely with the standard stabilished in this channel I love but I gotta say its my favorite story so far
Marcelo Rodrigues I got 100
Honestly, some people, especially parents, just need a little kindness. Iâm really glad op was so nice to the mother on the phone. You could tell it was more of a lonely thing since her whole thing was him not spending enough time at home and the hearing how nice ops house is thing. I feel bad for her
That last one is an incredible example of sympathy and understanding.
âNo one but dogs could hear her.â Ouch, Iâve heard a dog whistle before, and those are PAINFUL.
Also for that ending rslash should have kicked his rooms door down and be like âMOM! GET THE HECK OUT OF MY ROOM!â
You can't hear dog whistles, the videos or something are altered so you can hear them, but it's close to the dog whistles. Some dog whistles are altered so humans can hear them too. I used a dog whistles before and you hear nothing but wind coming out of the whistle.
@@notlightbeam4889 there are a few dog whistle that can be heard by humans because the pitch is not high enough
@@notlightbeam4889 The range of human hearing differs from person to person. While rare, I do believe that there are some who can actual dog whistles. I for example have a ultra sonic beeper to keep away moskitos at my house and I can hear that, too. That sound, that I'm not supposed to be hearing, actually causes me headache. So there are surely few others, who hear something outside "normal" hearing range.
I think my high school physics teacher did a demonstration about how the range of pitches humans can hear shrinks as you get older.
Those whistles hurt my ears
*/WHY WONT ANYBODY GIVE MY SON A DEVICE THAT CAN SERIOUSLY HURT SOMEONE AND HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO HOLD OR OPERATE/*
School shooting?
Why can toddlers pick them up in the supermarket?
I've had an EM dead serius tell me, that becouse her son "Plays all those shooter games, he knows how to handle a gun"
I don't know why people get so mad when I give my 5 yo a rifle
@@thelazergamer9995 r/cursedcomment(?)
10:16
"It is never okay for men to basically save your life"
Noted
2:50 "I'm at the park with my daughter and girlfriend." I hope those are two separate people.
AYO
âWhatâs the harm in him having it if itâs unloaded?â Um, ask the 12-year-old who had a TOY gun who the Cleveland Police shot dead a few years ago. Oh wait.... đ
Underrated
I can fully understand this. Imagine having a kid pointing with a gun at you. You risk your own life, a 12 yo shouldnt run with toy gun around the city. Of course is the first thing seeing a teenager with a gun taking him out.
uh
*what*
Just get a crucifix and put in in the middle of a candle pentagram, you can thank me later
Matte He was a CHILD and their training states to DISARM an armed assailant, not kill on sight. He was sitting on a swing at a distance, they could have shot him in the arm or shoulder to disarm him.
There was a rule i grew up with that stated, there is no thing as an unloaded weapon.
treat an unloaded firearm, as it was loaded!!
That is great advice. If anyone ever picks up a firearm or intends to, please for the love of god and literally everything and everyone around you. Learn gun safety. An idiot with a gun is just as dangerous as a terrorist with a gun.
All firearms are loaded no exeptions
Whoever told you that is an amazing person
Iâm 13 and your absolutely right
That last one was super wholesome I actually ended up shedding a couple tears, Amazing story!
Life guard : *saves kid*
Karen: THATS ILLEGAL
Oh the pretzel story: if they have a nice and friendly talk the employee maybe gives them a discount from their heart. The other option would be either throwing them out or taking the stuff home themselves.
I actually had a positive version of that story:
It was close to closing time and I went to a small stall that sold baked stuff. They had two pizza pieces they usually sell for 2âŹ, but were on discount for half the price. I wanted to buy one and the seller suggested I buy both so he can close up. Since I only had a single 1⏠coin and a 5⏠bill with with, and he didn't wanted to open the cash register again, I ended up with 2 pieces for 1⏠which ends me with a 75% discount.
Me: Who has a season pass for pretzels?
EA: *Backs away*
Lol it's gonna be ÂŁ999 pounds for a pretzel season pass (lasts 1month auto renew and only 1% off)
Edit: grammer and changed donuts to pretzels
Weemonkey 16 you spelled grammar wrong
Season pass... for the park... where the store is located.
The last one is a success story, less entitled parent and more person just lashing out not knowing what to do.
The dad in the pool story reminds me of a clip from 9-1-1 Lone Star, where a group of firefighters arrest a problem neighbor and the woman who is arrested makes similar excuses for not wanting help while the firefighters keep playing it up. Definitely worth the 2 minute watch!! Lol
karen: **Drowning**
Me: **Saves her**
Cathy: *"WELL COME ON PERFORM CPR ON HER! HER HEART STOPPED!!!"*
Me: *"No thank you i dont want to be a rapist"*
Karen: HELP ME *COUGH*
Me: Nahhhh don't feel like being a rapist today
Hotel: Trivago
@@TiredFryingAnimations jesus
No, that's not just a Karen thing, it's a woman thing.
Don't help them: that's sexist.
@@TiredFryingAnimations wait wut đ
4:10 One of the cardinal rules of gun safety is "Treat every gun as if it is loaded." Also on that list is "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to shoot."
And that's why more gun training is necessary.
Another one is to ALWAYS keep your finger off the trigger unless you're ready to shoot.
I was taught that as a kid and my family never even owned a gun. It's just common sense, something these eps really lack
i've heard that quote too, but i've always heard it as "never point a gun at something you don't want to kill", and i think that is an apt distinction.
people shoot things for fun all the time, if you're killing things for fun you're a psychopath
@@akl2k7 Yeah, we've never owned any functional guns (my dad as a couple of family heirloom civil war muskets that are in a state of disrepair) but our neighbor had always been a big advocate for guns and gun safety.
He took us out to the local range a couple times and was (understandably) a huge hard-ass when it came to me and my siblings (ages 10, 12, and 14 at the time) about proper gun protocol.
Every gun is to be assumed loaded.
Gun barrels are never to point anywhere but downrange.
Safety stays on and finger stays off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill.
And last but not least, even though we're having fun with guns, they are not toys, they are tools of death and must be treated with the respect and safety they deserve.
I don't know if this is relevant in any way but I'm a canadian
The last one almost made me cry. She was just a mom in an abusive relationship. ITs really sad, but im glad the other mom kind of knew how to handle the situation. I hope that she made a good friend and someone to help her get out of that relationship.
Mom in the last story is incredible, with an incredible attitude. Well done mom!
The first one made me âok boomerâ when EM said âI bet your going to get high off thatâ.
Next I'll get drunk on arcenic and bleach mixed with whisky.
I had a few friends in JR High that did get high off anything
Ok Boomer
Alejandro Ramirez ok doomer
Jeez that ok boomer girl has made me hate the saying ok boomer.
I like how he calls the pretzel factory âUncle Unneâsâ I love it.
In case you wanted to know the Pretzel place is at Dutch Wonderland. I live in PA and have been there personally been, and it exactly matches the description:) Everything down to the membership discounts too,www.dutchwonderland.com/
@@yumcherubicplum_5535, thanks!
Same
Is it called Aunt Anne's or something?
Uncle unnes and auntie Anneâs should get married
the last one was just wholesome. Not every bad guy/gal is a "bad" human
Works a five hour shift and he's tired? Me laughing as I'm in the military working 12+ hour days... On top of PT twice a day... đ
âWe have a rule that no phones are allowed at the tableâ
âGood for you *looks back at phone*â
Are you me? Cause we do the same thing âą
"Our family's rule doesn't allow phone at table"
Me: Well, that's good to hear. *keeps reading Anna Karenina* Also, I am not part of your family
@@edithliciabalducci6543 my mom and i don't have a table âvâ)
@@bellaheartwinky4986 Imagine replying to her: "Well, at least you have a table". It would be epic đ
@@edithliciabalducci6543 the table i have its to i draw or to eat breakfast but i don't use it so much
Bug Killer? To get... "High off"?
I don't think that's how it works. Especially if it's the foam.
its to have with apple pies or baked rat poison pie
Probably boiling it and inhaling the fumes ?
Jeah sure it's so good it's already have killer in its name
Wow. Never did I think Iâd hear an entitled mother being revealed as simply a normal person instead of a crazy woman.
I once met a person who had the same thought process as the Entitled mother, except he also had enough common sense as to never intentionally point the barrel towards another person. This guy said "it's not loaded" pointed the .50 desert eagle towards the target not expecting it to fire, pulled the trigger and bam, was suprised when the bullet was fired and had to step back because of the recoil, and finally learned that just because the magazine wasn't in the gun doesn't mean that the chamber is empty. Luckily never saw him again on the range
Can we have the real MomSlash read a reddit post? I think it would be really cool!
@Ares Lictor I third it!
@@Ozymandias1 I 68thd it
I 96th'd it!
I 420th that idea
I swallowed a rock.
Honestly, that last story was enlightening. This was a woman who was just genuinely worried about her then "barely old enough to be considered an adult by society" son, and because he had a safe space where he likely talked about his worries, his mother got in on the picture to help keep him away from the abusive drunk dad and give him a place to stay whenever he happened to get kicked out. It shows that a little understanding can go a LONG way if everyone can listen a little bit.
Not that most entitled parents or entitled people listen, because... Entitlement. But it's nice to see that not all entitled parents/people are the same and some CAN be talked to in a sensible manner.
OP in the second story should have called CPS and police on the entitled mother for endangering the child. There's so much that could have gone wrong, and the mother is beyond words if she thinks a real "unloaded" gun is "harmless."
Also, as a former lifeguard, lifeguards are saved by something called the "Good Samaritan" rule, and the father needed CPS called on him for something like that. The fact that he would have preferred the lifeguard fired than his daughter safe just proves that not everyone deserves a child.
You are nailing that EM impression.
Also, what kind if harm would a child cause when he plays with a real unloaded gun you might ask?
Incase it's not already obvious, teens with airsoft guns in public have actually been shot at by the police because they thought it was real. Not saying they would open fire at the kid, but they would still try to stop the kid and ask who gave it to him, and whoever that may be would be would have to go behind bars. not only this, but the kid could be suspended, or even banned from the school he is enrolled in.
So to answer your question, a lot of damage can be caused, believe me, I've had my fair share of similar events like this, but that's a story for another day.
that last story was one of the best things ever. I'm glad one didnt end with the police or court
Honestly that one should have ended with that... That womans husband is a real pos
Hahaha 69 likes hahahaha
When the EM is just a confused scared mother with a father who could be abusing her
Me: *suprised Pikachu face*
This is an Avengers Level Threat
This also expands my mind by 1/10 of a brain cell
Right. I'm glad this ended like it did and not in retaliation. Some parents truly are entitled assholes. Some are just dealing with some deep shit with little clue on how to cope properly due to the shit going on. It's nice to see resolutions like that.
*_Now lets crusify the dad_*
I know, the mother that turned out to begin the argument acting like she was entitled, and wanted her son to spend time with her, was actually just scared herself at times of the husband/father figure in their house, was just scared for her own saftey and wishes she had her son home sometimes to comfort her and to be there to talk with her. Hopefully the person who wrote the reddit would maybe consider taking that woman in as well getting the mother and son permanently away from that abusive drunk father/husband, that is not the way ANYONE should be living, afraid in their own home and scared for their saftey from a drunken bastard, no offense.
Katie Devries amen
Damn that last one really got me, I really wish that family the best.
The OP from that gun story is exactly the kind of gun owner people donât tell you about, but make up the majority: responsible, rational people.
Child: *drowning*
Entitled parents: Don't touch the child.
Theoretical life guard: *LEAVES THE CHILD*
Entitled Parents: wHy DId'nT yoU SavE mY cHiLD??
Theoretical Lifeguard: "you told me to not touch your child, that she CAN swim"
Me: Yes.
I would jump in and give the parent the bird
DONT TOUCH THE CHILD! Em: Drowns kid
Life guard: *screams* YOU TOUCH THE CHILD
EM: So? I almost drowned the kid who cares?!
Everybody: EPICLY SLAPS KAREN
I love that last story. Sometimes people just need someone to talk too. Hope things get well for the mother
"Maybe they're good people..."
"Nah"
"Let it die, let it die, Let it shrivel up and - Come on, who's with me?"
The funniest thing about the pretzel story is that if she'd just been a nice human being the server would probably have given her a pretzel or two for free. Stuff that can't be reused at the end of the day is often given away to whoever the lucky last customer is and it's also not uncommon that if someone asks do you have any leftovers? just to give them a few.
*"Can't ever be too careful these days."*
And yet not so careful as to stick her damn nose in other people's business.
Kid: (steals gun)
The news: "We have a shooting at the local park, a kid with agun took out his OWN mom!"
That kid knew what his mom was and just needed an excuse to get rid of her. đ
Baby with gun
One look at the haircut and the police will be fine
Oh that got dark fast
...
K - Know you right no matter what.
A - Accuse everyone.
R - Request a manager.
E - Escalate to authorities.
N - Neglect reason.
I actually subscribed at the rSlash's "mother" demand at the end. It was so compelling i couldn't resist.
"Why cant my child play with your toy?"
First of all lady, this is a real gun. Second of all I dont know you or your child. Even if it was a toy it's a no.
*turns the safety off quietly*
"Here kid."
*gives gun*
Kid: *shoots EP*
"That-a boy!"
my brain that doesn't exist hurts
And also, adding onto your list, Laser rule, and a gun is always loaded, even when youâre sure itâs not.! (Laser rule= Donât point any form of loaded gun at anything you donât want to destroy. If said gun is proved unloaded, refer to rule 2. My rule 2. Not Toasted peanuts.)
Zane Hutchins and then you walk away like nothing happened
Petition to have Yugo as the censor.
I will make 29 different accounts just to get that wish.
*yes*
It would be like...
Your f[Yugo barks]stupid
Where do I sign??
(reply to make rSlash see this)
âI know what you kids get up to!â
Me, An Early Teen, whoâs school hasnât had any issues with alchohol or drugs, outside of ONE Incident with vaping in a DIFFERENT GRADE.
Hereâs to hoping high school isnât worse that that
That last one... I kinda got choked up with.... like I kinda of get it, you have a bad home life, you are miserable at home and you want your kid there as a distraction of sorts or at least... I dunno someone who can share the burden of the abuse. But the fact that OP talked to the mom and offered her an adult friend to confide in and maybe even, in a way a safe space for her...that was... really .... sweet.
Me: on the phone with my parents
Friend: Yo pass the spider poison
Mom: Young man, you better not be getting high!
I read this like the lyrics to YMCA
Gummyqueen Doesstuff good, as it should be read
lol
Gummyqueen Doesstuff what?
Joshi O Online That was the perfect response... lol
When the last story had a good ending
IMPOSSIBLE, the fact of that happening is
Sevkips Memestar found you SEVE
Ep: *is genuinely good person
Me aka thanos: impossible
With the pool story and the mention of the resuscitation lady. I remember hearing about an old old story in ancient Egypt or something similar where a Queen fell into a river and was drowning because they didnât know how to swim, and despite many people being there, no one tried to save her because of the potential risk of what could happen to a commoner if they touched the royal family without permission and she died.
Person: I just worked a 5 hour shift, I know thatâs not a lot but it was 95 degrees Fahrenheit-
Me: yep, Pennsylvania in July
âThis post goes to show that may all entitled parents are just misunderstood and deep down good inside... Nah.â -Rslash
The perfect quote
Speech 100
There are about 5 comments saying 'first', but my child was first you horrible people
My name has nothing to do with bees 259 are*
Everybody who put first HAS to delete their comment so my kid can be first
@@scouttf2143 gasp
Entitled ppl go to gulag so pack ur bags
@@Cowlicker omg hi it's really you can you sing your national anthem
The last story was touching af. Good on that mom for being the friend the other woman needed.
ngl the ending with mom slash was awesome is it posible that he included everything expect the " I wAnT To SpEaK To ThE mAnAgEr! I'm THe VITuM (spelled incorrectly for the lack of sensibility here) HEEEREEE!!!"
A new twist on a new classic.
Mom: Let me see what you have.
Kid: A gun!
Mom: NO!!
2 babies with three guns
@@burnerheinz Baby with a gun.... reminds me of a certain video.
@@NaeveSnowsTavern It's a baby with a gun. What! ITS A BABY WITH A GUN!
@@Joseph-by6pv *Babo*
Karen: *makes a mess* not my job!
Also Karen: *sees a young looking person grabbing alcohol* uh oh suddenly itâs my job!
Its just a power trip chance to take control. My outlook is if what your doing doesn't hurt anyone or steal from my wallet, carry on. Just escalates things and causes unnecessary trouble to interfere with mundane shit
One of the first lesson I learned in Boy Scouts before they let me on the rifle range is that you always treat a fire arm as if it is loaded, even if you think/know it is unloaded, guns are tools not toys and are to be treated with extreme, it only takes one mistake to permanently change someone's life.