A to Z: Colombia becomes a naval SUPERPOWER!

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  • čas přidán 29. 12. 2023
  • A guide and challenge for Colombia, still dumb, still EXTREME!
    Following the steps laid out in this guide will help you to get the achievement "My Ships Don't Lie", however, I attempt to do so without ever building a single capital ship!
    The lovely countryballs are courtesy of our community member Zatwinki (Zatwinki#2839) over on our Discord and redditor /u/whatisgrasseven!
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Komentáře • 176

  • @NIkonEX-
    @NIkonEX- Před 4 měsíci +340

    This achievement was so much faster to complete with the dockyard output exploit

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  Před 4 měsíci +144

      Well, obviously... But that's not the way

    • @skrips_
      @skrips_ Před 4 měsíci +7

      I thought they patched it?

    • @MeLoNarXo
      @MeLoNarXo Před 4 měsíci +42

      ​@@skrips_ I mean yeah that's why they said "was"

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 Před 4 měsíci +16

      Arguably with the newfound performance increase, it doesn't take all that long to build the ships, real-time-wise

    • @efjddu
      @efjddu Před 4 měsíci +6

      i beleive you can still just do dockyard focuses then assing one dockyard for every prodcution lines and make 10 production linesof both carriers and battleships then just wait till like 1944 1945 maybe 1943 1942 if you got the ressources needed and more dockyards anyyways your not gonna get attacked in historical so yeah its just waiting this is the easy boring way you can do the hard fast way of conquering

  • @pufffincrazy5275
    @pufffincrazy5275 Před 4 měsíci +50

    Another thing you can do to cheese civil wars is have a focus such as Armament Effort almost done, then fire the civil war, then you and the other side complete the focus and you get double the factories.

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 Před 4 měsíci +52

    I am convinced that the Japanese are in a severe need of a mechanic to super quickly erecting a home defence force, like irl, when they planned for an american naval invasion

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  Před 4 měsíci +24

      Or just get the AI to devote troops to the defense of the islands

  • @Yodel1ngS0up
    @Yodel1ngS0up Před 4 měsíci +160

    Gran Colombia is such a beautiful country on the map!! Top Tier quality content as always! Keep being amazing!

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  Před 4 měsíci +24

      Thanks a ton!

    • @Lathmoss
      @Lathmoss Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@Bitt3rSteelno thanks a megaton

    • @Yodel1ngS0up
      @Yodel1ngS0up Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@Bitt3rSteel yeah seriously thanks a super-megaton for all that you do. You’re a role-model CZcamsr, one of the best!!! Your disaster saves are my personal favorites, each one is an adventure lol

    • @usual.suspect109
      @usual.suspect109 Před 4 měsíci

      Pls tell me fellow generals, what country should i play next?

    • @Yodel1ngS0up
      @Yodel1ngS0up Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@usual.suspect109 I always love a good Byzantine playthrough, playing as the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth is a blast as well, but you can’t go wrong with the French Empire 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 Vive L’Empereur!!! 🫡

  • @ImColombiaa_
    @ImColombiaa_ Před 4 měsíci +23

    it hurt me so much as a colombian when he said cartageña instead of cartagena 💀

  • @FairyRat
    @FairyRat Před 4 měsíci +18

    I wanted to say that it's always a delight hearing you pronouncing geographical locations, division names etc. as close as possible as to what a native speaker would call them. Really shows your dedication and respect to the subject. I mean if you didn't do that it would've been fine too, not everyone is good with languages and foreign phonetics, but nonetheless it's a cool feature of yours and is appreciated.

  • @deluxehipster8714
    @deluxehipster8714 Před 4 měsíci +11

    I remember doing this achievement before you could absorb enemy navy in peace deal.
    I built dockyards for years and formed gran columbia to have more resources and spaces for dockyards.
    Still took me till like 1944 i think for the achievemnt to pop.

  • @christoffereilskov5006
    @christoffereilskov5006 Před 4 měsíci +88

    I did this achievement a week before they announced they new peace treaty system... I felt cheated!

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Colombian here! Thanks For this! 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

  • @gabilax2745
    @gabilax2745 Před 4 měsíci +20

    How weird, I was just playing Gran Colombia and building my ships and this is perfect to kill time while I wait for my achievement.

  • @laurentfxu3rauf193
    @laurentfxu3rauf193 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Just thought of the army,🤣🤣🤣 the way they're returning back home listening top the leader saying "I don't trust you" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sld1776
    @sld1776 Před 4 měsíci +5

    "I need a little bit more Fascism here." --Belgian man, late 2023. 😄

  • @enderkiller97
    @enderkiller97 Před 4 měsíci +4

    20:03 That’s because Romania still guaranteed the independence of Greece before they finish the “Appoint Pro-Axis Government” focus, which removes Romania’s guarantee on both Greece and Yugoslavia. Italy declared war on Greece sooner than usual even with historical focuses on, causing Romania to join the war on the side of the Allies. This usually happens to me after Italy loses to Ethiopia really badly.

  • @faelirra
    @faelirra Před 4 měsíci +4

    Ah a Bitt3rsteel video, where I'm here for a good playthrough, good memes, suffering and futurama clips.

  • @Somerandomblokefromreading
    @Somerandomblokefromreading Před 4 měsíci +7

    Love the video, thanks for the guide. also whats the best dlc in your opinion by itself?

  • @hell_of_helios
    @hell_of_helios Před 4 měsíci +21

    "Germany is still Germanying" I couldn't describe it better than myself, my good sir B1tter

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  Před 4 měsíci +6

      They do Germany a lot

    • @LetMeBe3
      @LetMeBe3 Před 4 měsíci +2

      All know that Germany Germanying is just typical Germany at this point.

  • @The_Marttrix
    @The_Marttrix Před 4 měsíci +39

    Yippee, as a Colombian I’m happy to see this video and see my country become Britain from South America. Thanks Bitter for keeping us entertained:)
    Edit: It is funny to see Bitter butcher my cities’ names, but no hate 🙂

    • @Edunomat
      @Edunomat Před 4 měsíci +12

      Cartajeña XD

    • @E.T.S_oficial
      @E.T.S_oficial Před 4 měsíci

      Como colombiano la cosa que si me haría feliz esque acabe la corrupción y pobreza en el pais

  • @anthonyheffron5500
    @anthonyheffron5500 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Love your videos man, nobody can touch them. Also I still crack up at "unfortunately named pills"

  • @joshlaws439
    @joshlaws439 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Keep up the good work 🎉

  • @kjmaps
    @kjmaps Před 4 měsíci +1

    Nice, good work Bitt3rsteel!

  • @AndrewVonManstein
    @AndrewVonManstein Před 4 měsíci +3

    As a Colombian it is always exciting to see one of my favorite Heart of Iron 4 players play with my country

  • @Johans2000
    @Johans2000 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Great video, but what mods/DLC do you use to revive bolivar's legacy or proclaming empires? I would like to try it

  • @Girellgirell
    @Girellgirell Před 4 měsíci +1

    I love how u say “Cartagenia”

  • @zulpi2103
    @zulpi2103 Před 4 měsíci +4

    I thought you'd be using En Union y Libertad for this, but still fun

  • @ChatGPT_ChatbotTest
    @ChatGPT_ChatbotTest Před 4 měsíci +7

    I WANT THE RAT- oh wait wrong channel

  • @gijskramer1702
    @gijskramer1702 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Did you know that the mcdonalds next to the hippodrome in Vichi is pretty nice?

  • @MundaneThingsBackwards
    @MundaneThingsBackwards Před 4 měsíci +5

    Wait a minute, isn't this the easier way to get the achievement since dedicating so much to your navy (including research if you want to make them useful) is such a waste? Fun playthrough regardless. =P

  • @saltvault8943
    @saltvault8943 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I tried to cheese the hell out of this achievement to get it, admittedly it was harder than doing it normally like this

  • @FuelDropforthewin
    @FuelDropforthewin Před 4 měsíci

    A world tour of grand theft navy. You love to see it.

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I see Dave convinced you to build roads first, eh?

  • @44MagnumNA
    @44MagnumNA Před 4 měsíci

    10:24 historically, that makes sense. Ecuador and Peru have been involved in multiple conflicts over how far east Ecuador's eastern borders were supposed to stretch, with a war erupting in 1941 over the dispute. Peru decisively emerged victorious after less than a month of fighting, but the two countries would go to war two more times in 1981 and 1995 before the dispute was finally settled in 1998 after mediation by Brazil, Argentina, and the United States.

  • @freddykalas7054
    @freddykalas7054 Před 4 měsíci

    love the jojo and futu
    rama meme's bitter steel

  • @jaa6786
    @jaa6786 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Great video

  • @tudor7746
    @tudor7746 Před 4 měsíci

    Finally A to Z is back 🔥🔥🔥

  • @irenaliecia4849
    @irenaliecia4849 Před 4 měsíci

    I completely missed the part where I was supposed to start justifying on Panama, that naval invasion setup took me by surprise

  • @t3badas
    @t3badas Před 4 měsíci

    I don't know if you tried this but it's more effective to have your ships on convoy escort to defend your troops from submarines during invasions. your ships won't join fights your transports are in when they are on naval invasion support, as they are focused on giving shore bombardment over saving the actual troops.
    in practice you only need a few heavy ships on invasion support as they are what actually gives you shore bombardment, the rest of the fleet is doing nothing there unless you get ambushed during your invasion by their main fleet, though their main fleet will prioritize actual "battles" first that their submarines are in, over killing your heavy ships.
    TLDR; you need more than invasion support for your invasions.

  • @ilmansmajic7682
    @ilmansmajic7682 Před 4 měsíci

    Hello Bitt3rSteel can you please tell me when you create an army of 24 divisions which divisons do you put in that army

  • @KingdomOfHungary1936
    @KingdomOfHungary1936 Před 4 měsíci +2

    @Bitt3rSteel Have You Done Any Acheivements As Iran Yet? If Not This Will Be Greatly Appreciated

  • @thebourrin67
    @thebourrin67 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Great work!!! A new Kingdom of France in the mod Kaiserreich plzzzzzz 🥳

  • @klemklemius5091
    @klemklemius5091 Před 4 měsíci +1

    New year? Bro lives in the future 😎

  • @marvsky4845
    @marvsky4845 Před 4 měsíci

    Was not expecting an upload at this hour

    • @zulpi2103
      @zulpi2103 Před 4 měsíci

      It's noon, so it doesn't seem weird

    • @KokenyRichard
      @KokenyRichard Před 4 měsíci

      Me either, he said new year but it's only the 30th of december.

    • @zulpi2103
      @zulpi2103 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@KokenyRichard Guess he assumed it would take longer to edit

    • @KokenyRichard
      @KokenyRichard Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@zulpi2103 Yea I thought the same... Anyways Happy New Year in 2 days😁

  • @sprites75
    @sprites75 Před 4 měsíci

    being able to steal those allows you to end before .. 1948, i think it took me this long to build these from scratch

  • @jonastheswede6256
    @jonastheswede6256 Před 4 měsíci

    I would like to see a vichy France game play.

  • @ryangoslingofficialfr
    @ryangoslingofficialfr Před 4 měsíci

    can you please do a tutorial video for napoleonic france? i always struggle to defeat germany

  • @H3LLGHA5T
    @H3LLGHA5T Před 4 měsíci

    Damn, Bitt3rsteel is time traveling

  • @GOGPlays
    @GOGPlays Před 4 měsíci

    I love how you say Cartagena lol.

  • @joskarifinaukr6503
    @joskarifinaukr6503 Před 4 měsíci

    Passage through the canal is dependent on ownership of the canal province, but as long as you're not at war with the US then you should be fine to cross. It may also be a special case where whoever owns Panama also has access to the canal, but I haven't done enough with South American countries to know that for sure.
    If you ever do annex the canal or the Suez, for example, never grant ownership of that province to a puppet. The AI will blow up the canal if enemy units come too near the province, often in situations where the canal itself is not threatened.

  • @Tiwaryakash720
    @Tiwaryakash720 Před 4 měsíci

    Please do a ultimate historical uk

  • @541primetime9
    @541primetime9 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Can’t wait for the Baltic countries to

  • @JokerzLabz-vn8cp
    @JokerzLabz-vn8cp Před 4 měsíci

    20:10
    “Romania joined the Allies? What? This is supposed to be historical!”
    Colombia currently invading France 😅

  • @adriangaber9176
    @adriangaber9176 Před 4 měsíci

    I wish if they did something with South America cuz there is so much potential there

  • @_zeux
    @_zeux Před 4 měsíci

    i once tried playing colombia and left at like the end of 1936 because it takes so long to flip ideologies for me

  • @jmesonthesmasher3916
    @jmesonthesmasher3916 Před 3 měsíci

    As a colombian I am thrilled

  • @upbeatfuzzball271
    @upbeatfuzzball271 Před 4 měsíci

    I have learned that Dover is the easiest British port to naval invade because they have no divisions on it 80% of the time and if they do they don’t really try to stop you

  • @kaptan_davuk
    @kaptan_davuk Před 4 měsíci

    Peru is probably the best choice to form gran Columbia, unless you're going for achievement or rp'ing.

  • @lpnew695
    @lpnew695 Před 4 měsíci +1

    How many tries you needed for that intro? :D

  • @darkmaul2977
    @darkmaul2977 Před 4 měsíci

    Helloo bitter! Could u do a run where Honduras go against all the other Spanish speakers country

  • @leestone5356
    @leestone5356 Před 4 měsíci

    Please do a cuba video iv been trying to do Cuba for mounths and failing miserably every time communist cuba

  • @zionmolina3039
    @zionmolina3039 Před 4 měsíci

    It took me years to realize this achievement is a take on the song by famous Columbian music artist Shakira. Fun fact: She sang These Hips don't Lie at the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa.

  • @guvamoment914
    @guvamoment914 Před 4 měsíci

    I have a slight suspicion that bittersteel is a futurama fan

  • @abbelsiini
    @abbelsiini Před 4 měsíci +1

    you can naval invade much better from the tile on top of amsterdam when you do that you only need naval supremacy in one place

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  Před 4 měsíci

      The royal navy tends to spam the channel more than the other zones

    • @abbelsiini
      @abbelsiini Před 4 měsíci

      @@Bitt3rSteel i didnt mean the channel if you do that you only need supremacy in the sea next to uk on the right side

  • @Roketsune
    @Roketsune Před 4 měsíci

    The "I bet you'd like to know. I bet you'd like to know indeed!" clip volume is too low. Also, I see you like Futurama a lot, just as I do!

  • @sebastiancesar17-10
    @sebastiancesar17-10 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Good morning, good video, can you make a video of Peru? 🙀

  • @hugoiwata
    @hugoiwata Před 4 měsíci +1

    It is a little difficult to sail home to Bolivia

  • @jayqj4z50
    @jayqj4z50 Před 4 měsíci +2

    He post, i click

  • @Cl-l13F
    @Cl-l13F Před 4 měsíci

    uh finally done it. can we please buff supply mechanics a bit, its almost ww1/train simulator at this point.

  • @Deadly-Fortniter
    @Deadly-Fortniter Před 4 měsíci +1

    i want to know how to send you a disaster save

  • @humongousman9848
    @humongousman9848 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Quick question why did you justify against the UK when you could’ve joined the axis war and jump in when you’re ready? Maybe I missed something cause I’m tired

  • @calelretro5207
    @calelretro5207 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The comunist leader of colombia has a economist trait so its better flip comunist at least I prefer this away

  • @legionofrome2967
    @legionofrome2967 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I got here at some point!

  • @eruption_
    @eruption_ Před 4 měsíci

    I LOVE YOU BITT3RSTEEL

  • @kb17_17
    @kb17_17 Před 4 měsíci

    Can you please play with El Salvador ?

  • @user-dn3hc9sy5n
    @user-dn3hc9sy5n Před 4 měsíci

    I just started playing this game and I can’t get Italy to stop screwing up my games

  • @hirokitakei9272
    @hirokitakei9272 Před 4 měsíci

    I'm kinda sad control + right click no longer acts as support attack, would make london encirclement strat perfect !

    • @quaker2636
      @quaker2636 Před 4 měsíci

      It does though. It just turns into a normal attack if there are no other divisions doing normal attacks

  • @easyco778
    @easyco778 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Romania joined the allies? But this is historical?" Says the leader of the newly formed Boliviar Empire currently invading Vichy France

  • @R_TERRA916
    @R_TERRA916 Před 4 měsíci

    Mmm...yes
    Ongezellig

  •  Před 4 měsíci

    Peru always messes me up, thats why I mostly gave up on the achievement.

  • @ww2info179
    @ww2info179 Před 4 měsíci

    How do you get the spy agencies and designing ships? because no matter what I do the game doesn't enable those options.

    • @Cl-l13F
      @Cl-l13F Před 4 měsíci

      do u have la resistance and man the guns dlcs? those re 4th and 5th dlcs came. resistance gives you intelligence agencies and man the guns gives ship building and its parts.

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Před 4 měsíci

    Lore of A to Z: Colombia becomes a naval SUPERPOWER! Momentum 100

  • @NexusGaming857
    @NexusGaming857 Před 4 měsíci

    If you think about it, Peru will be the best one to form Gran Colombia due to its additional cores.

  • @thomasthurman7840
    @thomasthurman7840 Před 4 měsíci

    Ecuador was on a Quito diet

  • @zachdrago8130
    @zachdrago8130 Před 4 měsíci

    I don’t know if I am just deaf or something but has he cursed before in his videos? “Basic bitch infantry” caught me off guard lol

  • @rhystaylor851
    @rhystaylor851 Před 4 měsíci

    Imagine getting Case Anton-ed by Columbia

  • @samuelgamingyt3832
    @samuelgamingyt3832 Před 4 měsíci

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @-_ultimate_-1447
    @-_ultimate_-1447 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Cavalry only tannu tuva

  • @Cooking_With_Oscar
    @Cooking_With_Oscar Před 4 měsíci

    Cool

  • @StefanoImperial
    @StefanoImperial Před 4 měsíci

    Don't You dear to leave this serie

  • @nick_duck69
    @nick_duck69 Před 4 měsíci

    Mighty C A R T A G E Ñ A

  • @upi556
    @upi556 Před 4 měsíci

    I need drug cartel focus tree

  • @user-rh9qt6pk1c
    @user-rh9qt6pk1c Před 4 měsíci

    WTF? He speaks from the Future? How IS IT possible 😯

  • @vscgc3661
    @vscgc3661 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Hi I am a noob at this game, could anyone tell me how you (or Bittersteel) avoided the guarentees by the US? I tried playing as argentina and got my guarentee removed after the first war.

    • @kyallokytty
      @kyallokytty Před 4 měsíci

      did you join a faction? Joining faction removes your guarantee

    • @vscgc3661
      @vscgc3661 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Ah I created one, thanks for helping

  • @Corvusfromcentaura
    @Corvusfromcentaura Před měsícem

    Why do i love to make my germany a naval superpower

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Před 4 měsíci

    Ah yes the resurgence of grand Columbia 🇨🇴🇪🇨🇵🇦🇻🇪 🗿👌😎👍

  • @oodaangel9079
    @oodaangel9079 Před 4 měsíci

    Vene-sue-ela
    You said Vene-thue-la

  • @jforozco12
    @jforozco12 Před 4 měsíci

    cartegeña XD

  • @bozoproductions6096
    @bozoproductions6096 Před 4 měsíci

    The answer to why for you would be for better content. Would've loved to have seen you conquer the world and the video feels incomplete without it.

  • @matnorris8
    @matnorris8 Před 4 měsíci

    Make Colombia Gran Again

  • @yuzhuocao5663
    @yuzhuocao5663 Před 4 měsíci

    Not hitting USA early?

  • @Braverocker
    @Braverocker Před 4 měsíci +1

    no mods D:

  • @willi_hd910
    @willi_hd910 Před 4 měsíci +1

    23:15