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I don’t know if I’m alone in this but I find your voice and personality very soothing sometimes I just open one of your playlists to listen to while I sleep
Yeah its called WW2, the Soviets had about 160 000 planes, the Germans about 120 000 planes manufactured in total through the war, of everyone in total almost 900 000 planes were manufactured from 1939 to 1945.
I probably did this on historical but I don't remember. I do remember going United Kingdom of Portugal and Brazil to have the manpower to actually do it though, and getting kicked out of and joining the Allies about a hundred times while fighting Japan.
I remember i went for this achievement right when it first came out. Then i accidentally took a singular chinese state in the peace conference without the ability to return it to my collab government and proceeded to scream
Thing about doing achievements off historical is you can use the game rules to make specific countries still follow their historical paths while still being achievement eligible. Also there is a game rule now that allows you to turn puppet and minor contributor warscore (apart from players) into overlord/major contributors war score and the options are all achievement eligible.
Hours spent watching ISP and other HOI4 CZcamsrs play the game: Thousands Hours spent actually playing HOI4: Zero Enjoying the chaos as ISP loses his sanity: Priceless
At leat I had some fun doing this achievement back in 2020. Was able to conquer the Allies, Axis, Comintern and Japan by 1943 on non-historical. Again, like ISP said it takes A LOT of luck when choosing non-historical.
I remember completing this achievement with my old laptop and it finished in 1947.... It tooks like 2 consecutive days to go from '46 to '47... needless to say... it was really "fun"
Will it ruin you as much as trying to win as Ethiopia in patch 1.5.4 with the only dlc active being Poland United and Ready and Historical German Portraits, because I think that one broke me
@Banana Warrior I actually managed to beat Italy as Ethiopia, it took a lot of micro and some save scumming but I did it, I lasted till 1939 when ww2 started and the allies saved me
You know what would be cool, if there was an achievement that was the same thing as this but it was “Goa head Macau my day” where you also need all of India!
@@frangotino you're correct, Joseph is José, ultimately from Yosef in Hebrew. Meanwhile João comes through Greek Ioannis (it also has wild variants like Johan, Giovanni, Ivan, Juan, János)
I like the chaos of non historical ai because I easily got the achievement of winning a defensive war as Switzerland because communist France declared war on me and non aligned Germany came to my aid
How this achievement exists is one thing, how someone can do it is extremely impressive. This video is why I don’t do many achievement runs on my own, as it’s just too damn draining.
>Didnt watched isp for 2 weeks >Good amount of videos accumulate >Binge watch everything at night >Regreting ive watched everything cause ive got nothing to watch
>Mom I want to see the man in the high castle >We already have the man in the high castle at home >The man in the high castle at home: czcams.com/video/WppnSN2iOx8/video.html
Funny story about this achievement: For some reason, Japan lost to China (even though I even sent an attache to them), which Macau My Day even easier. Oh and I did it with Monarchy. Wasn't difficult.
I assume its easier by just going Portuguese-Brazil Empire, invade Spain as usual, destroy Netherlands to get Indonesia, create a thick marine core, make some brick walls for French border. Then just naval invade Britain in 1939 before WW2 and let France become next major, then naval invade from Britain to France before the Germans get to them. After that you "might" have to capitulate Australia or Canada, but thats relatively easy by comparison, so after this is done. You have a Japanese unified China, stack some fat stacks in your now owned Vietnamese territory alongside Macao and that French place, you can just steamroll China with some 14kph medium tanks that go pew pew.
I did this achievement only once and I don’t think I had the Portugal and Spain DLC installed whichever one that is so that was wonderful. Completed it blind, somehow first try, but have never been able to do it again. Nor do I want to.
I found this one to be one of the very few meme achievements that was actually a lot of fun to get. If anything it taught me that Portugal can become a fucking monster.
I tried to do this achievement once, was about 5 minutes away from capping China, then my game got stuck in an unavoidable hard crash. Please never go for achievements in paradox games, everyone.
This achievement shouldn't be that bad though if you do monarchist, rush Spain in 39, then afterwards rush the allies and destroy the faction. Then you can go ham in China.
*did most of the more annoying achievements with a Ironman-enabling cheat mod* Ah, I see why my sanity still feels intact. It didn’t commit suïcide by proxy unlike ISP’s brain
I did this as Fifth Empire and it was horrible. I even fed all of India to Goa. And a large swath of Africa to Guinea. My same strat doesnt work since BBA but one day i will reclaim my seat as best Raolo
With my experience playing achievements without historical the AI either chose historical and tried to invade everyone, or went alt-history and did nothing.
Calls us Timmy✅️
Says he is lazy✅️
Plays a game that slowly eats his brain✅️
The game's gonna starve eventually then 💀
Is submissive and breedable ✅
Certified isp video
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@@munk6576is submissive* no hoi player is breedable…
This Macau'd my day
Mine too
Played today America got defeated lost north america and got to live on in Japan which i had annexed
@@Kenny-dq7fj So an American Japan?
@@abdurrazzaqmumin1574 yes
Same
Holy shit, this has got to be up there as one of the craziest hoi4 achievement runs ever. "Afghan-Estonian alliance"
Turns out in this fucked up Portugese world Afghanistan was the chillest place to be too.
@@nwahnerevar9398 Afghanistan looking at Portugal:
*ehhhh, the world doesn't need more terror*
We finally have an entire video of ISP saying "Portrugal".
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Pretogal
“Portugal a-z” 🤓
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“The game is running at a snails pace” says ISP while running at a pace faster than my pc in the 1936 start date
😂
*little timmy getting awaken every episode just for several more hours of pain*
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@@oksanahar2173 there isn't much to say, so people don't do it just for the sake of more replies
weird current obsession the internet has
The Ultimate Macau Challenge:
Make Mainland Portugal and Macau be united by land.
I mean, he did actually do that too...
You could then also get the railroads achievement for going from europe to asia
But it has to be a single strip of land one province wide the whole way.
@@drunkenhobo5039 That makes it boring
It'll be better if you start as independent Macau (idk if that's possible even)
I don’t know if I’m alone in this but I find your voice and personality very soothing sometimes I just open one of your playlists to listen to while I sleep
same it’s actually scary
So true when i play hoi4 i just watch him to chill out
He does have a very unique and calming voice
Same hahahahaha
kinda like taureor
Never knew that ISP's name was Joe. You learn something new everyday
Joe mama
Joe Maroid Arroiyo Makings Arnold
Joe Mama
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Joe Bideni
Imagine if any real war had involved 100.000 planes on any side. "yeah dude, about a tenth of our soldiers are pilots. What?"
Yeah its called WW2, the Soviets had about 160 000 planes, the Germans about 120 000 planes manufactured in total through the war, of everyone in total almost 900 000 planes were manufactured from 1939 to 1945.
For real?
@@SMGJohnwe gave the soviets planes
@@SMGJohnand united states even go further: they started ww2 in 1943 with 3000 planes, amd ended it with 300.000
Last time I was this early, ISP still had his sanity intact
maybe he should do the hoi4 a-z again!
Artillery only or nothing
A to Z artillery only hell yeah
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You were always late since September 6 2008? So slow you are.
Artillery only Z to A, time to mix things up.
I probably did this on historical but I don't remember. I do remember going United Kingdom of Portugal and Brazil to have the manpower to actually do it though, and getting kicked out of and joining the Allies about a hundred times while fighting Japan.
4:47 gave me kaiserreich flashbacks
3:04 due to a series by Valefisk I already knew his name was Joe, but glad it’s common knowledge now
I remember i went for this achievement right when it first came out. Then i accidentally took a singular chinese state in the peace conference without the ability to return it to my collab government and proceeded to scream
I did this achievement yesterday, in addition I got the Singapore to Gibraltar Railway. The railway was tiring.
Thing about doing achievements off historical is you can use the game rules to make specific countries still follow their historical paths while still being achievement eligible.
Also there is a game rule now that allows you to turn puppet and minor contributor warscore (apart from players) into overlord/major contributors war score and the options are all achievement eligible.
Wait can you?
@Miles Hill yep, it's how I do alot of my own achievement runs
Hours spent watching ISP and other HOI4 CZcamsrs play the game: Thousands
Hours spent actually playing HOI4: Zero
Enjoying the chaos as ISP loses his sanity: Priceless
At leat I had some fun doing this achievement back in 2020. Was able to conquer the Allies, Axis, Comintern and Japan by 1943 on non-historical. Again, like ISP said it takes A LOT of luck when choosing non-historical.
Back then, germany wasn't as overpowered
I remember completing this achievement with my old laptop and it finished in 1947.... It tooks like 2 consecutive days to go from '46 to '47... needless to say... it was really "fun"
Will it ruin you as much as trying to win as Ethiopia in patch 1.5.4 with the only dlc active being Poland United and Ready and Historical German Portraits, because I think that one broke me
That can't be a real achievement
@@Slouworker it isn't I was just doing it as a challenge for myself and I want to slam my head against a brick wall
@Banana Warrior I actually managed to beat Italy as Ethiopia, it took a lot of micro and some save scumming but I did it, I lasted till 1939 when ww2 started and the allies saved me
absolute torture, my favourite type of ISP content
Timmy woke up to the most strange Portugal game ever seen
As a Macauese(?) this did Macau'd my day
You know what would be cool, if there was an achievement that was the same thing as this but it was “Goa head Macau my day” where you also need all of India!
This is definitely the hardest I’ve seen ISP sweat on hoi4 and I respect it so much 😂
A small tip... If you train troops with forgein manpower from your puppet, you can still deploy it in your mainland even when the area is not green
I appreciate that you love us so much to do the most cursed achievement in the entire game by far
I think we need the complete vídeo of this masterpiece
i can feel his depression coming inside of me
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what
you can feel him coming inside of you?
Ireland is a PORTABLE aircraft carrier! You sure about that
German AI puppeting Russia in Ukraine is a certified gamer moment
José is not the portuguese version for Joe,no, that would be the worse enemy of english speaking tourists: João
isn't it? João = John, José = Joe aka Joseph
@@frangotino you're correct, Joseph is José, ultimately from Yosef in Hebrew. Meanwhile João comes through Greek Ioannis (it also has wild variants like Johan, Giovanni, Ivan, Juan, János)
I like the chaos of non historical ai because I easily got the achievement of winning a defensive war as Switzerland because communist France declared war on me and non aligned Germany came to my aid
How this achievement exists is one thing, how someone can do it is extremely impressive. This video is why I don’t do many achievement runs on my own, as it’s just too damn draining.
>Didnt watched isp for 2 weeks
>Good amount of videos accumulate
>Binge watch everything at night
>Regreting ive watched everything cause ive got nothing to watch
I’m a simple man. Love me some historical off isp
Kudos on finishing!
I found out the hard way that you cannot return territory to your chinese collab Gov, and it almost killed the run I did for this one
This one got you good. It broke you. I can see it in your voice. I can hear it in your eyes.😢
This is still more sane than playing central america
One of the only channels I will never get tired of
>Mom I want to see the man in the high castle
>We already have the man in the high castle at home
>The man in the high castle at home: czcams.com/video/WppnSN2iOx8/video.html
Saw Pantaleimon at 11:48 and immediately started getting flashbacks to Aftermath The Axis Victorious
Funny story about this achievement:
For some reason, Japan lost to China (even though I even sent an attache to them), which Macau My Day even easier.
Oh and I did it with Monarchy. Wasn't difficult.
This Tannu Tuva'd my evening.
i think this is the most chaotic save you have ever played...
clearly he hasn't heard of the hardest achievement "Join a faction"
I assume its easier by just going Portuguese-Brazil Empire, invade Spain as usual, destroy Netherlands to get Indonesia, create a thick marine core, make some brick walls for French border.
Then just naval invade Britain in 1939 before WW2 and let France become next major, then naval invade from Britain to France before the Germans get to them.
After that you "might" have to capitulate Australia or Canada, but thats relatively easy by comparison, so after this is done.
You have a Japanese unified China, stack some fat stacks in your now owned Vietnamese territory alongside Macao and that French place, you can just steamroll China with some 14kph medium tanks that go pew pew.
omg... he finally puts ironman mod on
I WAS WAITING FOR THIIIIISSS 🎉🎉🎉
Remember, its not about the efficiency, it is about amount of lost brain cells.
LETS GO ISP MOMENT
This is probably the most insane videos he's made.
I can sense this will be macaurable on isp. But it will macau our day for the better.
Objective: conquer China
HOI4: Sorry, but did you mean : conquer the WHOLE WORLD?
I wanna see the suffering. Plz release directors cut on that war
doing achievements without historical focuses is usually easier in my experience unless germany stays historical
Bless you laddy
Oh hey an isorrow video
had all of china, and the collab, but my collab did switch its capital to Beijing, so yeah cheers for that. No achievment all the pain.
This has given me an idea for a Kaiser Germany playthrough
I love the cheerful enthusiasm. :)
2:16 it’s so funny my default play style bugs you so much
I can't believe the no friends lol alliance event can make me laugh so hard that my soul left my body
bro almost did a world conquest
I did this achievement only once and I don’t think I had the Portugal and Spain DLC installed whichever one that is so that was wonderful. Completed it blind, somehow first try, but have never been able to do it again. Nor do I want to.
Best part about collab india is that they dont have -70% manpower
What the fuck you're right. That's so broken.
Got the achievement in a recent run on May 1st, 1962
I always play non historical when going for achievements. You learn to roll with the punches
Man we really need ISP to play the ottomans on kaiserreich, they're very fun and have some nice content
ISP needs to suffer, not ejoy the game😂
11:16 Didn't know Ireland was portable
I found this one to be one of the very few meme achievements that was actually a lot of fun to get. If anything it taught me that Portugal can become a fucking monster.
Playing hoi4 until 1949 is a form of self harm
I like no historical for manchuko achievement, it's hard but very fun. In no historical sometimes is better to wait a year and see what's happens
Do artillery only 🗿
I tried to do this achievement once, was about 5 minutes away from capping China, then my game got stuck in an unavoidable hard crash.
Please never go for achievements in paradox games, everyone.
This achievement shouldn't be that bad though if you do monarchist, rush Spain in 39, then afterwards rush the allies and destroy the faction. Then you can go ham in China.
I find the EU4 achievements to be relatively consistent and stable. HOI4 is a horrible nightmare, though.
I 100%ed CK2 without any issues (from a game stability pov)
This is one of the most nightmarish alternate histories of them all
*did most of the more annoying achievements with a Ironman-enabling cheat mod* Ah, I see why my sanity still feels intact. It didn’t commit suïcide by proxy unlike ISP’s brain
Me, who did this achievment by accident as Fifth Empire Portugal because I just like the focus tree: This war great!
Well consider my day Macau'd
Ireland, also known as the "portable" aircraft carrier
Portugal being that yellowish green is also vomit induncing
“You’ll never take me alive you silly billy” -ISP 2023
"The dawn of no friends lol" 😂😭
Everyone gangsta until German democracy
Acheesemas time lil Timmy!
Kinda following the Treaty of Tordesillas right there
Goa ahead, Macau my day. If you know you know
It's Macauing time
Portugal gets 20 or 25% non-core manpower so its actually worth taking non core states for their men
I did this as Fifth Empire and it was horrible. I even fed all of India to Goa. And a large swath of Africa to Guinea. My same strat doesnt work since BBA but one day i will reclaim my seat as best Raolo
I did this achievement and my brain has been reduced to ashes
Ireland. The unsinkable aircraft carrier.
I love watching the funny man suffer 👍
I’ve been watching ISP for well over 6 years and I never knew his name was Joe
Yo my name's Joe too. Big ups, respect
When the achievement makes you conquer the world
thicc Afghanistan real MVP
With my experience playing achievements without historical the AI either chose historical and tried to invade everyone, or went alt-history and did nothing.