@@michaelzona9880i know you re joking but for those who don’t know you need a way more powerful magnet to erase a hard drive just like the ones they use in scrapyards to lift cars
I had a loosely similar one as a kid. In the mid-late 80's, around the time of local BBSs, was on a local chat BBS. Parents told me I needed to "get out, meet people, do things" instead of staying cooped up inside. Annual picnic for the BBS comes around, ask to go.. "you can't go to thy...YOU DONT KNOW ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE" ...the fucking HELL?! Make up my mind! Do I need to 'get out, meet people's, or is it lupus can't do thy...you don't know any of them' ?!
This is so funny except for me it was my grandma who asked me this question. She also told me all my life not to bother with makeup but after graduating college she told me that guys prefer a woman who put effort in their physical appearance 🤣
@@jeenjeanjeen At least yours didn't try to set you up to the girlfriend of a college football player.... For the tickets... Yeah. 😆 (I'm no gym rat, nor do I know anything about the sport, and I can't even comprehend being asked out by one with my social anxiety being at 180%)
i also once in that kind situation. I barely went out because of my anxiety. But it was team project, so kinda forced myself to go out and my friends asked to meet in front of auntie anne.. I texted them asking who and where lmfao i was totally out of loop that i didn't know the shopping mall changed its stores and even the existence of auntie anne.
@@ultraali453 oof. The only way you can Mary a girl you've never dated before,is if it's your parents who chose her for you and force you to mary her,like in those traditions in India😬
Omg this has got to be one of my favorite Steven videos ever😂😂😂 this is a clear demonstration that this experience transcends past specific culture. This is quite possibly something people from almost every culture can relate to
I’m African and it’s literally the same experience! No dating your whole life, study your books, then after college it’s like like where’s your husband?! They switch up so fast!
Parents before college: You shouldn't date someone this early Parents after college: Why haven't you given us grandkids yet? Edit: Geez everyone, I didn't expect this to blow up so much
because it was easy back then. Also it is not difficult. It is only difficult when you have biches in your area plus add you have no character. As a Muslim i can marry any day.
@@ailediablo79 "As a Muslim I can marry any day." Yeah cause majority of the muslims only care about sex and if their wife dies then they will just get a new one or they have 2 to 3 wives at the same time. I honestly hate this thing from thr bottom of my heart.
So relatable lol The entire time I was studying, my parents were like, NO DATING. Right after graduation, my parents changed tune so quick to bugging me about finding a boyfriend. Now at 28, they're already giving up on me finding a boyfriend, let alone marriage 😂😂
That's when you let them fully give up, so that when you bring someone you know is a keeper, they won't question it at all. "Fuck it, anybody with a pulse will do."
yea if people don't bond at a young age things kinda change and theirs a disinterest in it for some people. well maybe not a disinterest. just a unwillingness to gamble on a relationship.
Sounds like a good topic for a future video involving a trip to a temple in South Korea. I am certain there is a sect of monks, religious cult, or self-help guru selling the secret and that you need a year's supply of red ginseng to go with it.
“your cousin had a girlfriend once, now he does drawings on lattes” Finally my cousin isn’t the 4.0 GPA, playing all instrument musical genius, lawyer doctor non-failure, starting a business at the age of 9, inventing physics and gravity, walking up Mount Everest both ways in the span of 2 milliseconds and fighting 2 trillion lions on his way to school kind of guy. Edit: Oh wait that’s the cousin who’s in Canada in a Starbucks continuing his digital art and pursuing his art career and degree, drinking pumpkin spice latte that my family doesn’t talk about, mb mb.
This is the most annoying shit frm parents. Seriously, if they force you not to date, then how you going to have the expirience to get a date later, or marriage. We dont even have the housing, food, and other markets cheap enough for a marriage and children.
@@robertmcduck6712Yeah. If our elders want us to have children, they should've made it easy to date and affordable to settle down. **ducks a slipper** Instead of, you know, financial impossibility to even buy a home **evades a stick swing** You teach us to be financially responsible, hard workers... But don't make sure our generation has the same opportunities as you had!
@@Sienisota Exactly, and even worse. In western contries, the boomer generation is the largest, and so most influencial until recently. So in youth they got what they needed and in their elderly age they get treated by us. We dont have that, even here in Finland. And now they and their kids live long enough for the inheritance to go and finance others retirement, not buy a house, like we would.
Sad thing is, it’s true. When you are not allowed to date, everything you do is, in their eyes, an attempt to get a guy or girl. Then after all those attempts to put you down or make fun of you trying to look pretty or handsome, suddenly after your degree they expect you to get married after two years, have a boy and a girl before 30 years old, and have a good job too.
it’s like they’re trying to get us to speedrun the whole dating + marriage process when you have zero experience because they stopped you from dating in school
I wonder how much is a carryover from an era that isn't too far in the rearview mirror yet, where many marriages were arranged, so dating wasn't really even a concern as parents or grandparents made the match and you really had no choice in the matter.
I so can relate😂 I was dating in high school and my parents been hitting curve balls abt getting into gd college and gd jobs. After I was tired listening and decided to study hard to shut them up and turned into those “model Asian boi”, parents were like “why u not paying attention to girls and start a relationship?”😂
Ughh, I know right? They’re all Hypocrites. Then they tell you all about their conquests when they were your age and you find out they were womanizing players that got in trouble for it. They have zero self-awareness.
I'm done with listening to retarded boomers and people in general. It's been a recent thing even where I start an audiobook and I just lose attention because it's the same shit I've heard a million times over and do something else. I never trust in myself because I've always had an inferiority complex but actually nobody knows me better than myself and as I see it when an opportunity arises to make friends, or actually be happy, or to work, or whatever I better do it. Not listen to people who would discourage everything.
@@hexmech1893 I mean I kinda get it though. They probably want you to focus on skl and your career so you will be able to provide for your family. However how are you supposed to find the one when you're in your mid 30s?
I'm a prime example. Did well in school, screwed up in college because I had no idea how to handle relationships (had to give it another go before I got through), and now I'm middle aged and still happy to be single. This parenting style is basically setting up your child for either insecurity or to simply stop giving any fucks like I did. Why have 3 kids but zero money when I can have zero kids and 3 money.
As someone at the exact inflection point age I testify to the accuracy of this. In college the rule was no gfs else they would cut my tuition. And now they ask me why I am not in a relationship and ready for marriage lol. The weirdest part is that my parents met in college
You should get hold of your parents' transcripts and see if their grades dropped off after they met or went up. I'd understand their position if their grades slid, but if they went up or stayed the same that will be fun to question them about.
did you call them out in all of that? plus the fact that they met and are saying this shows hypocrisy, though. why are they telling you that when they met during that age? I'm legit confused on that bit.
@@portcybertryx222 👀 ummmmm... 🙋🏾♂️ **cough** **cough** *...we need updates!* Were their grades affected by their relationship? Were/are they one another's first partner? If not, how many previous relationships had each of them had? Do either of them think they learned anything about - or improved their own capacity/proficiency for - being in relationship from those other relationships? If either of them answer "yes" to that last question, how/why do they expect you to successfully fast-track a lasting marriage w/o the benefits of previous experience? How did your conversation with them go? One last question/topic for conversation with your parents... Having put such extreme importance on- as well as significant investment into- and demanded your total dedication to- your education all (presumedly) for the purpose of facilitating your establishment of financial security and stability, I'm SUPER curious to know: 1.) Are they aware of the prevalence of divorce (especially in younger couples)? 2.) (assuming that you're male) are they aware of the devastating impact upon the aforementioned stability/security that the (typically VERY preferentially beneficial to the female) divorce settlement would have? 3.) Given #1 and #2, how do they explain the inherent contradiction between their insistence on school and their insistence on marriage, especially a marriage that is rushed into? 4.) Have/do they advise you to get a prenup? Why or why not?
I know in Muslim cultures when they find someone they are interested in and want to get to know if they are compatible, both sides will bring family with them
My parents didn't want me dating anyone until I finished school. Now Im a software engineer and can count the number of women ive had a face to face conversation with in the past 10 years on my fingers. Im not Asian but damn this is relatable.
“Why u not married yet? All ur aunties think something is wrong with u know” Best line yet 🤣💀 edit 14/09/23: 696 likes? noice edit 11/1/24: dang, I forgot about this comment
“Who’s Thomas?
*“E x a c t l y”*
Steven’s dad always has the best lines
424 likes & no replies? Welp
I’m Thomas😄
I was thinking of Thomas the tank engine XD
@@greenmintyleaf1489 BRO XD LOL 😂
Maybe edison 😁
"Then sleep faster"
Bro just solved our problem💀💀
That line cracked me up...sleep faster huh?
That came up from nowhere 😂
Ikr 8 hours of sleep in 4 hrs !! sounds cool 💀
Bro turned into teacher 💀
Lol
"...what do they have in common?"
"they're happy?"
Such a great line! 🤣🤣
“tHeY’rE fAiLuReS”
eMotIoNaL DaMaGe
"No dating until you're married."
lmfao, literally my mother.
That's us Muslims
@@RipkaidoReactstoninjago Dating is haram u know?
@@ishizaki_takana but good you thought I was saying something bad and you said something about I respect that
@@RipkaidoReactstoninjagoAll of South Asia and Middle East
Reminds me of the Proud Family cartoon show.
"STEVEN"
"No dating 'till M A R R I A G E"
The best advice I've ever heard 💀
I didn’t even realize that it’s a paradoxal advice
And no sex before you have the first child!^_^
His dad actual wanted to advice him to date another girl after marriage
just like what oscar proud said
@@TapasMog 💀😂😂
“then sleep faster eh” man i’m dead 💀
😂😂🤣🤣😜🤪
Reminds me of basic training.
@@MewAesthetic lol 😂 😂😂😂😂
If you can sleep slowly, you can sleep quickly 🤷😂
Me:I'm trying
As soon as Steven's dad said "Magnet..." I Immediately screamed "WHO YOU TRYNA ATTRACT?" at the same time as him 😭💀
Same
Did he just erase a hard drive there?
I thought he was gonna say "WHO YOU TRYING TO PULL?"
@@michaelzona9880i know you re joking but for those who don’t know you need a way more powerful magnet to erase a hard drive just like the ones they use in scrapyards to lift cars
@@hubabuba9004me too
The Sakura roast was out of this world
Is it cause she is a failure?
😭
Yea she's useless
Naah...felt like he was advertising for amazon prime
The, "No dating!" to, "Why aren't you married yet?" whiplash is too real 😭
Lol he even said at the start "No dating Till Marriage"
I had a loosely similar one as a kid. In the mid-late 80's, around the time of local BBSs, was on a local chat BBS. Parents told me I needed to "get out, meet people, do things" instead of staying cooped up inside. Annual picnic for the BBS comes around, ask to go.. "you can't go to thy...YOU DONT KNOW ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE" ...the fucking HELL?!
Make up my mind! Do I need to 'get out, meet people's, or is it lupus can't do thy...you don't know any of them' ?!
“You had better not be dating anyone until after you graduate, and you had better be immediately married the day you graduate.”
Seems like you have 2 months after getting your degree to get a spouse and buy a house
The funny thing about that is that’s how you get married - you date.
“You so useless you make Sakura look like Amazon Prime”
*U L T R A E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E*
FATALITY
Lmao 😂
I.. don't get the joke
@@ajdoesactuallyplaygames son… WHAT
@@Josthegoof I just don't watch anime
“Contact lenses…Who you tryna see??” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
The best line for me👽👽👽
Yesssss😂
"Then sleep faster, lah." Best line of this year
"WhO yOu TryiNg to aTTraCT" got me 😭😂
WHO YOU TRYNA ATTRACT
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA SAY IT
@Don't read my Profile picture if you don’t want me to read your name than why reply here
@@mr.amongus5210 the SOUTH POLE
I found "who you're tryin to court?" better 😂😂😂😂😂
I like the END.... 🤣
"Your auntie thinks there's something wrong with you now."
This is so funny except for me it was my grandma who asked me this question. She also told me all my life not to bother with makeup but after graduating college she told me that guys prefer a woman who put effort in their physical appearance 🤣
@@jeenjeanjeen ;_;
@@jeenjeanjeen ;_;
@@jeenjeanjeen i can relate to that
@@jeenjeanjeen At least yours didn't try to set you up to the girlfriend of a college football player.... For the tickets... Yeah. 😆 (I'm no gym rat, nor do I know anything about the sport, and I can't even comprehend being asked out by one with my social anxiety being at 180%)
"Magnet, who are you trying to attract" 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
“But thats not enough time to sleep”
*sleep faster then, lah*
That makes the most sense throughout the entire video 😂
“Thomas he had a girlfriend once”
“Who’s Thomas?”
“ E X A C T L Y”
He'd choo choo all over me
Copied.
@@proximity1777 ye
no shit we watched the same video. Holy shit
jil
That "who da hail Is wendy?!" WAS excellence.
Restaraunt
200th like
i also once in that kind situation. I barely went out because of my anxiety. But it was team project, so kinda forced myself to go out and my friends asked to meet in front of auntie anne.. I texted them asking who and where lmfao i was totally out of loop that i didn't know the shopping mall changed its stores and even the existence of auntie anne.
wendy testaburger
That had me flying to Neverland ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
Especially that high voice
When he said, “then sleep faster leh” got me on the floor 😂
"Magnet" that got me really--
😂😂
"Contact lenses."
"Who are you trying to see?!!"
"Basketball!"
"Who you trying to court?!"
"Magnet!"
"Who you trying to attract?!?!!!" 😂
YOU SO USELESS YOU MAKE SAKURA LOOK LIKE
A
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The first one got me 👀
Who are you trying to attract😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Glad we saw the same video
@@L.G.X.69420 me too
"Your so useless, you made Sakura look like Amazon Prime"
That is the best insult I've heard
Didnt even know a level of uselessnes can go that low
@@Ronesseymar oh god it went lower...
Good thing i have problems when it comes to any anime characters like sakura but you guy's have MenTaL problems
Because i don't need a problem😎😎
My friends: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Can you explain the joke? I don't get it.
"Then sleep faster"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Who you tryna attract" 😭
"I'm going to Wendy's"
"Who da hail is Wendy?"😂😂😂😂
hell*
Wen deez n-
@@hadifelani he literally spells it like that in the video
@@BeePlays12 literally*
love how he says that of a accent.
"No dating till marriage" lmaooo😅
It's not funny 🤣 This is my life 🧬
So halal mode
This implies you have to marry ugly to attract someone better. 👀 well played Stephen He’s Dad
@@ultraali453 oof. The only way you can Mary a girl you've never dated before,is if it's your parents who chose her for you and force you to mary her,like in those traditions in India😬
Wanna like this comment but it have exactly 214 likes so...
Omg this has got to be one of my favorite Steven videos ever😂😂😂 this is a clear demonstration that this experience transcends past specific culture. This is quite possibly something people from almost every culture can relate to
Bro risked his PC components for a video. He deserves every sub and like in the world
"Sleep faster lah"
That gets me everytime
I’m African and it’s literally the same experience! No dating your whole life, study your books, then after college it’s like like where’s your husband?! They switch up so fast!
Tell them: "I was too busy studying to notice men exist"
Same I'm igbo
Caribbean and my family do me the same way!!!!
@@vibremaster239 Me too
😂 It's crazy
“WHO U TRYING TO ATTRACT?”
😂😂
Sleep faster. 😂 That had me dying.
Parents before college: You shouldn't date someone this early
Parents after college: Why haven't you given us grandkids yet?
Edit: Geez everyone, I didn't expect this to blow up so much
You sound like you lived several lives by now
because it was easy back then. Also it is not difficult. It is only difficult when you have biches in your area plus add you have no character.
As a Muslim i can marry any day.
@@ailediablo79 "As a Muslim i can marry any day."
alright then tell me standards set by Islam
@@sarah12232 standard of what exactly?
@@ailediablo79 "As a Muslim I can marry any day."
Yeah cause majority of the muslims only care about sex and if their wife dies then they will just get a new one or they have 2 to 3 wives at the same time. I honestly hate this thing from thr bottom of my heart.
"Basketball? Who are you trying to court?" That's almost poetry. 🥰
@@user-zf6hn5mu2mbro so sexist he became the anti-Mint
What about the magnet and contact lenses? 😂
@@Unwanted_truth_ Yaaaaasss!! 😇🥰
“Then sleep faster”😂 omg i cant breath
So relatable lol
The entire time I was studying, my parents were like, NO DATING.
Right after graduation, my parents changed tune so quick to bugging me about finding a boyfriend. Now at 28, they're already giving up on me finding a boyfriend, let alone marriage 😂😂
That's when you let them fully give up, so that when you bring someone you know is a keeper, they won't question it at all.
"Fuck it, anybody with a pulse will do."
yea if people don't bond at a young age things kinda change and theirs a disinterest in it for some people. well maybe not a disinterest. just a unwillingness to gamble on a relationship.
I would love to learn the secret technique of "Sleeping Faster"🤣🤣✨
same I never sleep
Just be Asian
Same Im an insomniac that gets 3 hours
@@varvashubina74 then what am I gonna do😢
Sounds like a good topic for a future video involving a trip to a temple in South Korea. I am certain there is a sect of monks, religious cult, or self-help guru selling the secret and that you need a year's supply of red ginseng to go with it.
You know what they all have in common
Steven: They are happy
Dad: They are failures 😂😂
they all have a girlfriend
..."then sleep faster" LOL 🤣🤣🤣
*"Then sleep faster, lah"* 😭😭😭🤚
The ending got me good!
"Your auntie thinks there's something wrong with you now." 🤣
Yep
The icing on the cake 😂😂😂😂
Mondays.
Gosh yes there's many things wrong at this point
“your cousin had a girlfriend once, now he does drawings on lattes”
Finally my cousin isn’t the 4.0 GPA, playing all instrument musical genius, lawyer doctor non-failure, starting a business at the age of 9, inventing physics and gravity, walking up Mount Everest both ways in the span of 2 milliseconds and fighting 2 trillion lions on his way to school kind of guy.
Edit: Oh wait that’s the cousin who’s in Canada in a Starbucks continuing his digital art and pursuing his art career and degree, drinking pumpkin spice latte that my family doesn’t talk about, mb mb.
😂😂😂
When TF your dad says " just kidding he still better that you": 💀
@@ladypeiandtheclown5410 😢
He's talking about the other cousin. You still have a cousin that is all of those things you get compared to constantly.
@@Echo_419 Then there are also the cousins who are not actually your cousins, yet are still called cousins.
"Sleep fastehhhhr".....that's what my mom says😂
“Then sleep faster, lah. “ 😹
"You make Sakura look like Amazon Prime" that's some God tier emotional damage
She’s only done 2 good things
Defeated Sasori and gave birth to Sarada
Haahahahaa
Sasori killed himself, though.@@sweetchilledgames7887
"Who's Thomas?"
"EXACTLY"
Legit one of the best lines I've heard in a while
“Sleep faster”😂😂😂
“Then sleep faster!” 😂
“Your cousin Timmy got married when he was six. Look at him now. He's a doctor”
“No dating till marriage!” -Steven He
20/Whenever
"sleep faster" lmao
The end! 😂 ‘Who you trying to attract?!’
"you so useless you make Sakura look like Amazon Prime" Sakura out here catching strays
"You're so useless you make Sakura look like Amazon Prime!"
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"Then sleep faster" 😂
"No dating til marriage." Still gets me 😂😂
"If you can sleep slow, you can sleep fast."
Steven's dad, 2023
And then they say : Why u not married yet
*Relatable*
This is the most annoying shit frm parents. Seriously, if they force you not to date, then how you going to have the expirience to get a date later, or marriage. We dont even have the housing, food, and other markets cheap enough for a marriage and children.
@@robertmcduck6712Yeah. If our elders want us to have children, they should've made it easy to date and affordable to settle down. **ducks a slipper** Instead of, you know, financial impossibility to even buy a home **evades a stick swing** You teach us to be financially responsible, hard workers... But don't make sure our generation has the same opportunities as you had!
@@Sienisota Exactly, and even worse. In western contries, the boomer generation is the largest, and so most influencial until recently. So in youth they got what they needed and in their elderly age they get treated by us. We dont have that, even here in Finland. And now they and their kids live long enough for the inheritance to go and finance others retirement, not buy a house, like we would.
I almost fell out of my chair with the magnet joke, lol! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂basketball : who you tryna hoopp !
Sad thing is, it’s true. When you are not allowed to date, everything you do is, in their eyes, an attempt to get a guy or girl. Then after all those attempts to put you down or make fun of you trying to look pretty or handsome, suddenly after your degree they expect you to get married after two years, have a boy and a girl before 30 years old, and have a good job too.
Then it turns out they were arranged marriage spergs.
it’s like they’re trying to get us to speedrun the whole dating + marriage process when you have zero experience because they stopped you from dating in school
I wonder how much is a carryover from an era that isn't too far in the rearview mirror yet, where many marriages were arranged, so dating wasn't really even a concern as parents or grandparents made the match and you really had no choice in the matter.
*”WHO THE HAIL IS WENDY?!?!!!!???!?!!?!???”*
Contact lenses..... WHO YA TRYNA SEE!? 😂😂😭
Can’t believe Steven’s dad disrespected Timmy.
I was dead with the first dialogue 💀.
"Steven, no dating till marriage".
"You have Iron Man?"
"We have Aluminium Woman"
You got the ummmm air conditioners?
@@Bruh._.Moment OH , YES , we got the umm ... hot strengtheners
@@Bruh._.Moment LMAOO
@@pragyanchauhan7675 HOT STRENGTHENERS????!!!
@@pragyanchauhan7675WHAT THE HELL?!
"SLEEP FASTER!" 💀
“Steven! No dating till marriage!” Had me dying😂🤣
I so can relate😂 I was dating in high school and my parents been hitting curve balls abt getting into gd college and gd jobs. After I was tired listening and decided to study hard to shut them up and turned into those “model Asian boi”, parents were like “why u not paying attention to girls and start a relationship?”😂
Ughh, I know right? They’re all Hypocrites. Then they tell you all about their conquests when they were your age and you find out they were womanizing players that got in trouble for it. They have zero self-awareness.
I'm done with listening to retarded boomers and people in general. It's been a recent thing even where I start an audiobook and I just lose attention because it's the same shit I've heard a million times over and do something else. I never trust in myself because I've always had an inferiority complex but actually nobody knows me better than myself and as I see it when an opportunity arises to make friends, or actually be happy, or to work, or whatever I better do it. Not listen to people who would discourage everything.
@@hexmech1893 they were from the eastern world right? Majority of the world is womanizers. Feminism is seen as a virus outside of secular zones.
@@hexmech1893 I mean I kinda get it though. They probably want you to focus on skl and your career so you will be able to provide for your family. However how are you supposed to find the one when you're in your mid 30s?
I'm a prime example. Did well in school, screwed up in college because I had no idea how to handle relationships (had to give it another go before I got through), and now I'm middle aged and still happy to be single.
This parenting style is basically setting up your child for either insecurity or to simply stop giving any fucks like I did. Why have 3 kids but zero money when I can have zero kids and 3 money.
"Then study in your sleep"
Would be a perfect line.
62 likes and no replies? I'll (try to) fix that!!
"THEN SLEEP FASTER" 🤣🤣🤣 -MT
“whyare you not married yet?” 😂😂😂 that line got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂
As someone at the exact inflection point age I testify to the accuracy of this. In college the rule was no gfs else they would cut my tuition. And now they ask me why I am not in a relationship and ready for marriage lol. The weirdest part is that my parents met in college
You should get hold of your parents' transcripts and see if their grades dropped off after they met or went up. I'd understand their position if their grades slid, but if they went up or stayed the same that will be fun to question them about.
@@kentvesser9484 that’s a great idea actually…
did you call them out in all of that? plus the fact that they met and are saying this shows hypocrisy, though. why are they telling you that when they met during that age? I'm legit confused on that bit.
@@portcybertryx222 👀 ummmmm... 🙋🏾♂️ **cough** **cough**
*...we need updates!*
Were their grades affected by their relationship?
Were/are they one another's first partner? If not, how many previous relationships had each of them had? Do either of them think they learned anything about - or improved their own capacity/proficiency for - being in relationship from those other relationships? If either of them answer "yes" to that last question, how/why do they expect you to successfully fast-track a lasting marriage w/o the benefits of previous experience?
How did your conversation with them go?
One last question/topic for conversation with your parents...
Having put such extreme importance on- as well as significant investment into- and demanded your total dedication to- your education all (presumedly) for the purpose of facilitating your establishment of financial security and stability, I'm SUPER curious to know:
1.) Are they aware of the prevalence of divorce (especially in younger couples)?
2.) (assuming that you're male) are they aware of the devastating impact upon the aforementioned stability/security that the (typically VERY preferentially beneficial to the female) divorce settlement would have?
3.) Given #1 and #2, how do they explain the inherent contradiction between their insistence on school and their insistence on marriage, especially a marriage that is rushed into?
4.) Have/do they advise you to get a prenup? Why or why not?
Plssss pls pls let me know what happens and if you're parents say something. I'm so intrigued on this idk why I got no life in college
"Then sleep faster" 😂
"Contact lenses... who you trying to see?"
"Basketball... who you trying to court?"
Such amazing lines!! 😂😂
"Steven! No dating until marriage!"
-Dad
"That's not enough to sleep..."
"Then sleep faster, lah"
Dad's line at its finest.
The voice crack in "wHo YoU tRyInG tO DM" 😂🤣😂
When your dad starts investigating your every move for nothing 😂😂😂
HAHA.. NO one can beat stevens dad with his linezz
“No dating till marriage”
Hm, how are you going to get married then? LOL😂😂😂 LUV UR VIDS
Arranged marriage
Exactly
I know in Muslim cultures when they find someone they are interested in and want to get to know if they are compatible, both sides will bring family with them
@keithsze001 only difference is that forced marriages are illegal in Sharia.
Political mariage
“Then sleep faster”😂😂😂
I can’t😂💀
I know XD 😂
I never sleep
@@mistylover7398 cool XD
@@Katyusha780 lol
@@mistylover7398 🤣🤣
“Contact lenses. Who you tying to see?!?!”😂
These little windows into asian culture are brilliant.
I'm not even sure if I should be offended that he doesn't know who I am, or surprised and touched that he thought I even had a girlfriend once.
Okay, Thomas, that one was funny, and with such a humor you got, you should be offended.
Not gonna lie the puns were fresh at the end
"magnet? who are you trying to attract" lol
The last one I had a feeling he was going to say that 😂😂😂
“They’re all failures.”
“Cool.”
My parents didn't want me dating anyone until I finished school. Now Im a software engineer and can count the number of women ive had a face to face conversation with in the past 10 years on my fingers. Im not Asian but damn this is relatable.
Less than one a year. What do your parents think of you being solo after all that time?
@@De19thKingJulion I think gradually became increasingly worried after 25
@@GaudyMarko Hm. You have siblings?
@@De19thKingJulion yes, older brother and younger sister
@@GaudyMarko call them out on that.
These videos are hilarious.
I love these guys. omfg. FAILURE. rofl gets me every time.
“YOU SO USELESS YOU MAKE SAKURA LOOK LIKE AMAZON PRIME” nah now that’s a different level of disrespect
Amuuuzon prime
Yeah. Nothing would make Sakura look useful
"Your so useless you make Sakura look like Amazon Prime"
*Na man I'm dead* 💀
The voice crack "Who you trying to DM?!"
“Then sleep faster” 💀
“Why u not married yet? All ur aunties think something is wrong with u know”
Best line yet 🤣💀
edit 14/09/23: 696 likes? noice
edit 11/1/24: dang, I forgot about this comment
666 likes
@@shadlin6839 lmao thank you
I mean they’re right there’s definitely something wrong with me
999 it's perfect now I cant like it
It's actually 1.1k likes
Every single line was absolute platinum 😂
OH MY STARS & GARTERS! THIS MAN NEVER DISAPPOINTS! 😂😂😂😂
i started crying laughing at "contacts?? who you tryin to see?"
"Then sleep faster, lah"😅
Sound exactly like a staff sergeant when he told you to wait faster in the queue.