Pharaohs were the first Sigma males documented in history, makes sense considering the forced their slaves to build giant pyramids to hold their colossal balls in.
@@Fallen-Saint the soy male assumes that male feminist is 'soy' the true malus dominus understands the difference between phytoestrogen and human estrogen, being that phytoestrogen binds to human cells similarly to estrogen, it does literally nothing as the genetic makeup of phytoestrogen differs from estrogen
The underlying concept of 'soyboy' is someone who has no responsibilities. They have found no purpose other than to consume content, resulting in irrationally strong emotional reactions to that content. Testosterone reduction plays one role in this, but the most likely causes are pollution and microplastics rather than soy. The name 'soyboy' is a misnomer, but it speaks to valid issues in society.
The alpha/beta/sigma/omega dynamic is pretty much astrology for toxic insecure men. It really is hilarious that people (usually dorks) are the ones most convinced of the alpha/beta/sigma/omega bullshit. As if someone can be essentially boiled down to some rigid categories. As if people aren’t messy and complex.
Fun stuff but real talk lol... Just be a dude who tries his best but isn't perfect. These labels are pretty demeaning towards men and only hold back humanity as a whole. Those who actually take this crap seriously end up in 1 of 2 crappy places. Place 1. You think you're better than everyone else simply because you got luckier basically. Girls seem to dig you more than the avrg guy. Might be your looks, money, personality, fame, or whatever lol who knows what people truly like and or hate about you. Craps complicated haha. But being a so called alpha or whatever makes you into a prick lol. Let's just get real. These people are always yelling and fighting and being jerks. And none of them have any genuine relationships. Take our politicians for example. Not all of them but most of them are pretty bad. The bad one's are the ones I'm focusing on here. They will openly butt kiss each other 24 7 like they are in love, but then turn on each other over the slightest dumazz lil thing. You really want to be a pos like that? These are our so called alphas after all lol. They are alone deep down and you know it. So do you want to be this? Nah... Place 2. You think you're so weak and pathetic and depressed with yourself that you should just video game yourself irl. You think nothing will ever get better for you and your life will suck worse moving forward. I was there once. In 2011 my dad died, I had drug issues, my gf left me, and I got fired from my job. I wanted to die honestly. I did. But I hung in there and things got better luckily and now my life is better than ever today. Yayyy I didn't let the negativity get to me and cause me to kill myself or worse, go mass shooter like that ramos kid in Uvalde... I'm lucky though. Sadly many dudes are not as lucky as me and can easily go down that dark path... Less of that please! Kids are now most killed by guns instead of car accidents now in America. It's not good to buy into this alpha beta hierarchy mind set. It doesn't work in a world where someone or something can come alone and phuck up your life in a instant... You could be king of the world or a street sweeper and a knife to the back will still kill you lol. See. Both mayle types have bad endings lol. One ends in brainless hate and the other ends in depressing drama. Go for ending 3 where you live a decent life. Play fun games. Eat and drink good stuff. Get a good nights sleep. Maybe phuck a person you like who likes you back and makes you feel good about being part of this wonderful, but also weird world lol. Try new things. Help other people do the same. LIVE! That's what I do and in my opinion, it's the way to go in this world lol.
I'm sorry about your father and breakup. I hope that you will keep healing and find more healthy companionship (family, friends, etc.). Be strong, buddy.
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My doctor told me i was morbidly obese so glad i am a Morb Male
They told me I was a freak with my abnormally-shaped head, but they didn’t know I was just a true Sigma all along!
The Horatio is that you?
yakub male
We love phrenology, don’t we folks?!
😂😂😂 Boss comment lol.
real
physiognomy is destiny
Women do not care about you if you are not good looking.
@@harrisbrown6800this doesn’t go for everyone, but most don’t, you’re right.
High tier shitpost
toppest of the teirs
got me laughing to death with the crystal skull image
When god messes up big time with the character creation sliders
Forget Alphas and Sigmas, Psi are the real deal, for their psychic gifts a far more powerful than brute strenght.
MIND OVER MATTER BITCHES
Lmaoooo
For Aiur!
Based purely on these descriptions, does that mean the halo 5 seeker helmet is the sigma male helmet?
You know, I hate to admit it, but you've got a point.
Yes.
Darkcel? Ah...my brother in shvdovvs....*I grin evilly and my eyes glow red*
Pharaohs were the first Sigma males documented in history, makes sense considering the forced their slaves to build giant pyramids to hold their colossal balls in.
You forgot the soy male. The creature that has created all the different types of soyjaks over the years.
I make content like this but "unironically"
Wrong. They were busy being male feminist...
@@Fallen-Saint the soy male assumes that male feminist is 'soy'
the true malus dominus understands the difference between phytoestrogen and human estrogen, being that phytoestrogen binds to human cells similarly to estrogen, it does literally nothing as the genetic makeup of phytoestrogen differs from estrogen
@@PrismaAce I have no clue what you said, I'll come back to this
The underlying concept of 'soyboy' is someone who has no responsibilities. They have found no purpose other than to consume content, resulting in irrationally strong emotional reactions to that content.
Testosterone reduction plays one role in this, but the most likely causes are pollution and microplastics rather than soy. The name 'soyboy' is a misnomer, but it speaks to valid issues in society.
Surely in part 2 you discuss the notorious nerd neck?
They didn't have to do my mane Goebbells like that😔
goebbells is a chincel 😭
bruh
wtf
@@gruzi. lmao
Perfect song choice I now feel motivated to make millions
This implies that Beavis is a sigma and Butt-ahead is a beta
Real video coming soon™
Was this not the real video?!
Nice
You're telling me this WASN'T the real video?
Description wasn't bait?
I am a ligma male
The brown pill 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm a Sega male
I love your quality shitposts hidden amongst all your Halo content.
The mouthbreathing and vague accent are nice touches
If that is a beta, i wonder what is an epsilon
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The alpha/beta/sigma/omega dynamic is pretty much astrology for toxic insecure men.
It really is hilarious that people (usually dorks) are the ones most convinced of the alpha/beta/sigma/omega bullshit. As if someone can be essentially boiled down to some rigid categories. As if people aren’t messy and complex.
These people are ruining the chad archetype and i hate it
post jawline
Beta cope and seethe.
@@Nekrumorfiini1Are you sure you're not the weakling here?
Damn you got pissed at a shitpost
i found this really hard to watch. could you add some subway surfer gameplay
Yea, you picked the wrong thumbnail since to me that will always be "no chin, chin, and Habsburg chin*
Had this video on my feed and thought it was an unironic video until i saw the uploader
snickers male™
Fun stuff but real talk lol... Just be a dude who tries his best but isn't perfect. These labels are pretty demeaning towards men and only hold back humanity as a whole.
Those who actually take this crap seriously end up in 1 of 2 crappy places.
Place 1. You think you're better than everyone else simply because you got luckier basically. Girls seem to dig you more than the avrg guy. Might be your looks, money, personality, fame, or whatever lol who knows what people truly like and or hate about you. Craps complicated haha. But being a so called alpha or whatever makes you into a prick lol. Let's just get real. These people are always yelling and fighting and being jerks. And none of them have any genuine relationships. Take our politicians for example. Not all of them but most of them are pretty bad. The bad one's are the ones I'm focusing on here. They will openly butt kiss each other 24 7 like they are in love, but then turn on each other over the slightest dumazz lil thing. You really want to be a pos like that? These are our so called alphas after all lol. They are alone deep down and you know it. So do you want to be this? Nah...
Place 2. You think you're so weak and pathetic and depressed with yourself that you should just video game yourself irl. You think nothing will ever get better for you and your life will suck worse moving forward. I was there once. In 2011 my dad died, I had drug issues, my gf left me, and I got fired from my job. I wanted to die honestly. I did. But I hung in there and things got better luckily and now my life is better than ever today. Yayyy I didn't let the negativity get to me and cause me to kill myself or worse, go mass shooter like that ramos kid in Uvalde... I'm lucky though. Sadly many dudes are not as lucky as me and can easily go down that dark path... Less of that please! Kids are now most killed by guns instead of car accidents now in America. It's not good to buy into this alpha beta hierarchy mind set. It doesn't work in a world where someone or something can come alone and phuck up your life in a instant... You could be king of the world or a street sweeper and a knife to the back will still kill you lol.
See. Both mayle types have bad endings lol. One ends in brainless hate and the other ends in depressing drama. Go for ending 3 where you live a decent life. Play fun games. Eat and drink good stuff. Get a good nights sleep. Maybe phuck a person you like who likes you back and makes you feel good about being part of this wonderful, but also weird world lol. Try new things. Help other people do the same. LIVE! That's what I do and in my opinion, it's the way to go in this world lol.
I'm sorry about your father and breakup. I hope that you will keep healing and find more healthy companionship (family, friends, etc.). Be strong, buddy.
No, your emotional plea deflects off rational statistics. More deaths come from car crashes.
Where does soyjak fit into all this? There must be an answer
Are you describing Sigma male or Xenomorph aliens.
Is there a difference beetwen the two?
Funnily enough, the reason why H. R. Ginger was hired to design the xenomorph was because of the sexual nature of his drawings.
So I guess the Holy Roman Empire was right all along
That chin is beautiful
Gamma males will get their time in the sun.. someday 😔
Peak content
A shredded nerd is all three.
I'm a beta male
Cringe.
Love how you used Joseph Goebbels as a beta male.
More proof that The Horatio is the ultimate lifeform.
Having fun are we?😆
👀you okay buddy?
A mix of Alpha & Sigma apparently
I transvoremd from beta to sigma in one week and I'm 100% natty. I was getting up on 3:30 am and training my jaw
Practise inbreeding to be sigma? Ok then
With this, I found out I'm part Sigma and part Alpha.
What about girls with huge heads and wide faces?
I'm a beta IRL but I'm a sigma based on my Elden Ring character
physiognamy check
Almost peed my pants at the morph of Goebbels into George Michael Bluth
robbie rotten lmfaooooo
Now this is epic
the beta male makes a video on why ADS'ing in games is bad after he got absolutely smoked
It's good satire when you can't sense a narrative.
It's over for me. I'm a lowly nigma male
It's over. I'm gonna jump off something
The internet has become too ironic for its own good
Sigma is heavy weapons guy
lmao - this is gold!
What about the ligma male?
I got that yoinky sploinky
Fire video bro I'm even more of a sigma I was born as tommy vercetti the best sigma now I'm am tommy batman Vercetti the ultimate sigma
Manosphere in nutshell 😂
Smegma
Imagine if humanity ends and aliens find this as the only proof of our existance
Im a Ligma male
Good I am alpha based on jaw and head easy
This makes me leak.
Ur ADS take makes me flacid tho
The Habsburgs are the true sigma males
kino
Sigma-subbed!
So sigma big forehead got it
Smegma male
That Goebbels pic is photoshopped.
Siuuuuuuuu
lmao
FIIIIIIRRRRRSSSTTTT LOVE U
hahahahahahaHh
based
Hahahaha
Kek'd
Funny how gamma males thought they were alphas all this time until the sigma male came to light. Now they are are sigmas! Pretty interesting.