Brewstew - Riding Bikes
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This man's childhood was the best low-budget animation series he never knew existed.
FR
Sraight up fax
Yes
no budget animation series
Cuz the 90s and early 2000s were the best time to be alive
“Michaels pedaling that little Barbie bike like he just robbed a liquor store”
This is why I love this guy
I never robbed a Liquuor Store
@@lightswitch7424 Goddammit Michael, why did you not rob the liquor store, now you are getting 30s cross the ass
Recently on 13 o'clock news, we have what appears to be a robbery taking place at jobs liquor store. We have Dan Peterson at the scene there what do you got peter?
Well Dan it looks like a transgender on a pink barbie bike just stole a 12 pack of budlight from the store and is escaping down the alley. I don't know where he is going but it feels like he's going give it as a gift to his step dad.
Hey I never even robbed a liquor store
@@HaydenJmcClure shut up Micheal we all know you stole that pack
So happy we got to see the true story from Michael’s perspective.
Not to be rude but it’s a slightly more accurate version of Tyler’s story
What's his video or channel name?
@@monkey_d_red7 riding bikes according to micheal
@@monkey_d_red7 idk
4:35 I feel bad for Michael when he was limping himself back home😔😔😭
“For a 6’5 lumberjack” *shows Michael’s stepdad with a beanie*
Why you typing my name
@@spades7345 is your name "Michael's stepdad"?
@@truexlxwin I was thinking the same thing
That's Paul Bunyan
Poor old Micheal is somewhere in the world and doesn’t know his neighbourhood friend is talking about him thousands of times. And is animating him.
Onehappiness Happy yeah...
"God damn it Micheal, they're making videos about you and your not getting paid! Your getting 10 across the ass!"
@Lucas Fly2010 you mean the account with a picture of his character as the profile picture? The account simply named Micheal?
@Lucas Fly2010 They’re defo fakes
@@ZedAnimates31 yeah that's what I'm thinking
I watched this channel four years ago and completely forgot about it. Now that I'm watching it again I'm dying laughing.
POV: you came here after watching it according to Michael
Yup
Yee
No
Yea loll
Yes!!😂
*GOD DAMN IT MICHAEL*
Right when I saw this comment he said God damnit Michael
You getting 999999999999 across the ass
jazmyn lemar NOW YOUR GETTING OVER 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Now you're getting ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ across the ass
X Radiation •••
That crying sound gets me every time 😂🤣😂🤣
The crying noise is from Arthur
4:18
XD Creamy same
Tony Flamingo me too
Same 😂
I love how the wheels don’t move and it looks like they are gliding down the road
Had to re-watch after the "Michael" version of this story!
That barbie bike mustve been made by you in toys r us
Omfg yes
Seth Ardolino bike traveled back in time
Throwing Savage oh shit roasted
@@SpaceGamer07 nah it's a reference to one of his other videos
"He's rolling around on little bike of the 1920s"
*_IE IE IE IE_*
that random dude that's so random
6* IE IES
Ye this boy really riding a penny farlain
@@waitwhat5692 ggg
Michael, I'd rather S H I T
B R O K E N G L A S S, than call you Tomahawk.
That was from a Lilly Singh video
We all have had a “Michael” in our lives. They were geniuses in their own right.
yeah i really have a micheal in my life like hes still there
I am the micheal
Michael is on my bus
Anyone else here after the Michel version
“Micheal I rather sh*t broken glass than call you tomahawk”😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Man ļoti smieklīgi 😂😂😂😂😃😊
Read this right as he said it.
Same
Ikr
Imagine if the airsoft episode and this episode combined. That would a total of a kids grand theft auto
Lol
Bully
@@carljohnson589 bully 2 confirmed
Kid theft auto
a -driveby-
bikeby
The fact that he is moving without touching the pedals is truly wholesome.
i love how Michael still has the "o shit" expression on his face when his dad says "your getting 5-20 across the ass", you'd think he be used to it
Do you ever wonder if your buddy Michael watches this
Michel is a idiot
*an
Fuck micheal
@@jaycamargo1365* Michael*
i’m michael (EDIT: This is a stupid joke i made when i was 12 please stop harassing me lmfao)
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
BernernerJap ha
@Alejandro Da Silva Santos its becuase Michael changed teams
lol
Haha
@@wonderingtripod7031 nah fr?
“Michaels pedaling that little Barbie bike like he just robbed a liquor store”
💀💀💀
3:52
The good old days of being a kid. I would love to have a beer with you and here your stories all day, much love to you, love your content keep up the great work.
I fell like Michael is butters from south park
Nah he’s Kenny
Cat lover 1 hahaha
Yea, he’s like a mix of Kenny and Butters.
This channel is inspired by South Park I think
Perfect comparision
*”One time I grinded on the Great Wall of China”*
Bro that look like it was some prostitution pulling up next to people I’m a different character from in the background
NO THE FUCK YOU DIDNT
I’m the real one
NO YOU FUCKIN DIDINT DAVID
Yep, that's in the video
I believe this version way more 😭🤣
1:32 your getting 10 across the ass the best part ever😂😂
“One time I grinded on the Great Wall of china”
*mad lad*
HuntFlame that needs to be rephrased.
@@jasmineduran6731 lmao
One time I grinded along the great wall of china
There it's rephrased
Captain Berry technically the truth
sorry about my name r/ihavereddit
I dunno man David did a pretty clean ice pick on the wall rail.
Facts
@@dorian3104 fax
Yep atleast someone aknowledged
Facts straight facts
@@erictheodorecartman5507 wtf how are you here
“I’d rather shit broken glass than call you tomahawk” I’m dying
I had to come back to watch this one again after seeing Michael's version
When he says ‘Alright’ you know it’s gonna be a good one
thats every video then
GhostInATopHat not every only a few don’t start with alright
Ghohst exactly
czcams.com/video/vKpo-jgDBiI/video.html he said I:0
@@Ghost-vp7wz you’re me
Wonder what Michael is doing these days
Probably getting hurt and crying or some wimpy sh*t
Alfrexi Entertainment still riding the jacked-up barbie bike
And his Scott Pippin Jersey 😆
Alfrexi Entertainment it dosent even fit him anymore
Ha ha yeah! 😂
Who’s watching this (again) after the Michael version
Me
Me
Me
Me
I still have my glasses tho😎
0:30 i was dying from this part XD
SAME!!!!
3:50 🤣🤣
Same
1:46 I was dying 😂💀
3:06
Italy in a world war
ah yes the world war
It’s actually accurate af
XD that was my favorite event in WWI
In ww1 and ww2 they always switch to the winning side
Fr
this dude’s childhood would be the best southpark ripoff I would pay 100 bucks to watch
Who’s back to this video after BrewStew made the same video but was narrated by Michael?
me which is fast
Me
Yes!
I always had junky single-speed '60s bikes when I was a kid. The thing about old single-speed bikes is that they are ridiculously fast for no obvious reason. All the neighborhood kids would have new mountain bikes and BMX bikes, and I would just smoke all of them in races no matter what.
Even in college I continued to ride a junky single-speed '60s bike around campus. And I continued to baffle people with its speed. Thing was fast enough that I could ride along in the street and keep up with the cars driving around campus. "Why is that thing so fast?!" was a phrase that always brought a little smirk to my face.
Old soviet bikes was fast too. Only rusted as hell.
those are the best honestly
Well you'll fucked up when going uphill on a single speed, and ridiculous 10 speed up drivetrains
my aunt gave me one of those banada bikes and it was insane fast one speed same deal insanely fast. but because it was going so fast and had no brakes you could only slow down by trying to pedal backwards and if you did that it would shove your ankles through your knees 10 times over before you could hit the pavement
0:23😂
My next band is definitely gonna be called Michael's Stepdad. Our first single will be 10 Across the Ass.
Wait what do you mean next band
Yea what happened to your first band called "Alright"?
Most Punk Band Name: *Destroying You With Charlie Chaplin’s Bike*
Can’t wait for 20 across the ass
🤤
Who’s here after Michaels story?
Me
3:25 13 O’Clock News WHERE THE HELL IS THAT
Top 10 Anime Sayings...
“alright”
Nun as a bum
GD Tacos bb
Can you actually make PandaBearz merch? I need that.
Edit: he actually made PandaBearz merch...
Ericerix I'd buy it 🤣
Brewstew please
#bambooboiz
Yes and have names on the back
Ericerix that's a *bear* necessity
Tyler is like a 90s guy who time travelled to the 2020s.
The michael version was so funny
My favorite line:
God damn it Michael you're getting 10 across the ass
Of course you would
Its called child abuse
SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHEL THATS UR STEPDAD FOR FUCKS SAKE
@@jondowe3454 no it’s called 10 across the ass
Oh ok..... Vote dababy for prez 😏
Why doesn't this guy have more subscribers he is the best😂😂😂
I know right
I'm with you
Bro I am with you
tell me about it
Yes
Watching Brewstews version of riding bikes after Micheals version.
Same
I remember my bike's rear brakes barely worked, and it's front brakes had a problem where they would randomly snap, and there was no way of knowing that they'd snapped until you tried to apply them. Normally, this wouldn't be a big problem, but the only times that I would have to brake were down ridiculously steep or windy hills with no safe parts to slow down on
"Last summer my step-dad found this bike in a river!"
So Michael Mildred fucking Brad we finally meet
Michael
You broke my bike!!!!!! You dolphin dick!!
That’s okay *Giggles*
XD LOL
No one asked but uh...
heh heh, 50th like
Brew stew idea: top weird things Michael did plz try to do this (:
Cuz he's weird
Jose rivera well that escalated quickly
noob
@@hh6248 no u
20 across the ass!
You sound like you watch a lot of Bill Burr. Your talking mannerisms are spot on Bill Burr.
Who’s watching this after Micheals narration of the story?
me
"Hells Angel's that's pretty gay we are the uh we are the panda bears"
*BRUH*
gangsapranksta gangsapranksta ikr
*BRUH*
Panda bearz bruh
Panda gays
gangsapranksta gangsapranksta if he actually did that he would’ve been killed
House
I wanna see what Michael is like today
Yes
I can tell ya he just skated his ass off a cliff
He's probably dead
I saw that he hasn't talked to Michael in years
Here's to the people who come back to this video after seeing the same video... According to Micheal.
You mean according to Tomahawk?
@@hk-4797 lol
Anyone return here after the Michael version of the story lol
Brewstew if you see this you are a amazing CZcamsr and I think that every person who is just having a bad day needs to come to your channel to get a laugh to feel better and basically your stories about life helps us get through our own
Bastard actually loved a comment
PROUDE so much edge
Vanilla Cream lol
Lord Hoyt tbh
Hey
*what're you guys? The hells angles? That's gay. I'm in the panda bears*
Shane Apple HYPOCRITE XD
Dude I fuckin love that profile pic
Daniel McNamee r/whoosh
1:17 AYO ITS ME! YA NUMBA ONE SUPA GUY!
Michael's baby crying and his step dad 10 across the as joke gets me laughing everytime
2:08😂😂 I CANTT😂😂
You can
"Yeah there's 21 gears on this bad boy, and I have no idea how they work."
"Yeah I'm practically in the X Games, One time I grinded on The Great Wall of China!"
*_last summer my stepdad found this bike in a river_*
K B haha 69th like
@@cozyliner9813 wuuuuuut
Ha
Manuel Hernandez u r a five yr old
twitch twitch187 yes
Love your videos so much I spend half the day looking for one of your videos without a red line under it
This is the first video I have seen Tommy not smiling
1:57 I am dying of laughter
Please go fuck off you faze wana be
@@aarone9921 Bruh for what reason are you talking to him like that, you don't even know him and plus he didn't even do anything so no my friend you go fuck off
Anbu Black Ops Master_ Kakashi Hatake jah let him be, if his name is that fortnite guy he deserves it
@@aarone9921 u f*ck off bruh
@@Hood1e. thanks bro he's just one 7year old tryna cause drama
Poor Michael...I wonder what he's doing now with his life...
Rainbow Heda he’s probably a millionaire
Probably hanging out with Scottie Pippen too
i have a motorcycle now. jk. not the same michael.
K Bone lmao then he would have had the stingiest dad ever 😂
Most likely turning tricks
This hits completely different now that the Micheal Bike video is out..
According to Michael
4:18 There's that baby cry...
VCVCFans read when this happened.
Your friends might have had pegs on their bikes but I had ribbons and a basket on mine!
Trash Animations So what you are saying is you were the transvestite on a Barbie bike? Lol. # 3:45
Gotta gay it up a little.
Trash Animations oh bro that swoogty swagity
Basket and pegs is the true god of bikes, carry your shit with your best friend sniping the local asshat who thinks his dad can beat both of yours from the other end of the street with the shittiest nerf gun you could find
Trash Animations Yea and i had rust all over mine as soon as i put MY FAT ASS ON IT it collapsed.
i don’t know about this story, at least micheal made his seem believable
Your videos make me nostalgic for the 90s thank you
3:12
Italy would like to know your location
Shane jones I don’t get it.
Chris Alcocer in world 1 and 2 Italy would change Alliances
Also Romania
🤣
Chris Alcocer in ww1 Italy was on our side but in WW2 Italy was with hitler
I always laugh my ass off when Michael's Step Dad is involved in any story. Reminds me of the really drunken, blue collar Norm Peterson
Michaels step dad is probably my favorite character 😂😂
Watching this again after learning the truth from Michael
Bamboo boyz for life.
💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️💀☠️☠️💀
When Tyler doesn't like someone. Tyler: " we din't like him well because he was an asshole"
No other way to put it
He was just a d***
this is really off topic but i love you pfp:)
just watched Micheal version
Hey it's me
Having the time of my life watching these
Tylandersaurus rex jr. your videos always get me roaring with laughter!! Keep up the good work 👍
FatJordie "it's my Christian name"
I never could ride a bike without training wheels. Nor can I now.
But one time, this kid was making fun of me because he assumed that because I wasn't on a bike, I must not know how to ride (I mean, it's true, but there's no way he could've known). So I goaded him into trying to ram me with his bike, and he took the bait. Little did I know, his brother was coming from the other side, trying to hit me as well. I jumped out of the way, and they crashed into each other. It was glorious.
Slashbash don’t worry, you’ll be able to once you turn 8 years old!
Slashbash lol
Slashbash Yeah because that totally happened. I swear little kids make it so easy to tell when they are lying.
Slashbash, learn how to ride a bike loser
Project_Evo, prove it.
Who else is here after this video but Michael's point of view
Me
I just watched according to Michael and it was hilarious
Me too
@@AccfGamer I'm hoping he doesn't according to Michael to drop kick
0:44 me and the boys following the yellow waypoint at the start of a heist set up
A bike from the 1920’s lol
And my dad found this bike in a river
Step dad lol
Wait a second in the biker gang picture why is Michael riding the coolest bike
2:08 "GET ON THE GOD DAMN PEGS MICHAL. YOUR RIDING BITCH AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!"
XDDD cracks me up every time.
2:11
When your dad finds out you stole something
4:40
Wow, that sure isn't funny
So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕🏿
billy bob no it isn’t
Dosent matter if it isn't funny or not
🤣man couldn't stop laughing, the good ole days of playing outside
Michael is cursed. I want to give him all the hug
“Hey what are you guys. Uh the Hells angels” “That sounds pretty gay, We’re called the Panda Bearz”
Bamboo for life
Big Bamboo 4 lif3
Still watching this man everday
Hey man, riding while standing on the pegs was awesome! It was like the gunner's seat hahah, you could chuck shit from that spot.
2:25 🤣🤣🤣 dude i died laughing